When you meet a German in Austria 🇩🇪🇦🇹

[@Arkaelis]

Even worse: Telling an Austrian they're basically mountain German.

[@daname1491]

If you also put a sauce on your Schnitzel at the same time chances are it‘s going to be the last one 😅

[@Ind3xPlus]

​@@daname1491Because that's just plain stupid. Why would you go out of your way to put a crispy breading on something, just to drown it in sauce.

[@daname1491]

@@Ind3xPlus Yea no idea. It‘s like making a bolognese with ketchup. A capital crime in my opinion.

[@Volundur9567]

Echt lustig.

[@AmadeuShinChan]

We are Südbayern in my opinion. The rest of Germany that ISN'T bavaria ist Nordbayern, but Noone knows these details yet, needs some time and education

[@strangevideos3048]

Meanwhile in USA: Austria is Australia, right?

[@nothanks9503]

They both mean “south land” basically

[@anderson._.._.8801]

​@nothanks9503 No Austria in German means Österreich. Wich roughly translates to Eastern Relam.

[@abhijithkg1467]

😮😂😂😂this has high probability to happen.

[@anordkiri6207]

Right 👍🏻

[@all-gone]

We aren’t all stupid over here.

[@silviavousden3316]

My German mother would always point out that Hitler was Austrian, not German.

[@effenuroglu765]

My husband is Germany.. He said like that too.. Hitler is Austrian..

[@dondiago2242]

Yes, Führer from austria.

[@zlodziejaszek22]

He was a German because he considered himself one. Moreover, at that time, Austrians and Germans regarded themselves as one nation, so it is no excuse.

[@zlodziejaszek22]

Besides, I don't know how this absolves Germany of the guilt for starting the war and murdering millions of people for a sick ideology.

[@silviavousden3316]

@zlodziejaszek22 yes, it is a sick ideology, and is being repeated in Palestine, with the Isrealis committing the genocide.

[@mickeyconnor830]

**Actual conversations, circa 2005, with my German girlfriend** Her: "Hitler was NOT German. He was Austrian. We are NOT the same!" **weeks later** Me: "California is pretty chill. Did you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is my home state's governor?" Her: "Oooh he is German, you know! We are very proud of his career!" Me: "Arnold isn't German, he's Austrian." Her: "ACH SAME THING!!!" Me: 🧐🤔

[@JamiroPaulina]

😂😂

[@Gaius_Julius_Caesar_Augustus]

Tbh this goes on in every group of people. If someone from outside joins and does something terrible they wanna exclude that guy and pretend if that person was never one of them Hi*ler was German. What meaningful difference does it make when he's ethnically German and literally served in the military and even got an iron cross? if an ethnic Frenchman from Belgium or Switzerland came back to France and even maybe served in the military then they are 100% french

[@arielacosta6382]

Actually the argument about Hitler is interesting. He had to move to Germany because he knew his ideas would not find rich soil in Austria 😂 . So yeah he was Austrian but with a German heart/brain.

[@bellevie.b]

Austrians dislike Germans, they are not the same.

[@Gaius_Julius_Caesar_Augustus]

@@arielacosta6382 he was a German man. Austrian is a nationality. Everyone's german

[@herbertgearing1702]

It's confusing because the most famous Austrian was a German and the most famous German was an Austrian.

[@BLINKerlei]

Help me : one of then is adi and the second ?

[@GrizzlyonFire]

@@BLINKerlei The Austrians have convinced the world that Beethoven was an Austrian and Hitler was a German.

[@Majoryan]

​​@@BLINKerlei I think its Mozart

[@vim5793]

​@@BLINKerleiBeethoven, I think, born in Bonn, died in Wien

[@kaipfannschmidt4140]

Mozart was born in Salzburg, which was not part of Austria at that time. The is one quote, where he considered himself as German, even if that might have had another meaning than today.

[@mand4lex]

There is a difference: Austrian trains actually come on time.

[@archimedesfromteamfortress2]

Plus they stop at much nicer locations and the staff don't shove you into the trains forcefully for being a certain race of people!

[@marcmonnerat4850]

Austrians are also polite and nice: _Grias di_ or _grias eich_

[@ownageDan]

@@marcmonnerat4850 with the exception of vienna :D

[@Gilded2H]

Tell that to my 45 min delayed train from salzburg to münchen

[@buingockhoa1998]

@@Gilded2H Isn't that line operated by DB?

[@necessaryduk360]

Being an Austrian I am happy with how the German dealt with this,

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

@@alicja2175 If with Germany you mean the lands inhabited by Germans, yes, if you mean the political entity called Federal Republic of Germany, no

[@mrsalt548]

@@AlexanderLittlebears so u choose violence?

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

@@mrsalt548 Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

[@Hm-rz2qg]

​@@AlexanderLittlebears As much as it bothers you, you'll just have to accept it dude

[@NJI-hy1pq]

Lol

[@roomonleft]

An Austrian would organise the push, the German would do the pushing 😅

[@the1masao]

[putsch] FIFY

[@_MC529]

Austria: Mountain Germany. Netherlands: Swamp Germany. Switzerland: "special" Germany.

[@ОлегВолохов-ж8у]

Germany east of the Elba: actually not Germany

[@thecockfather82]

​@@ОлегВолохов-ж8у Actually KARTOFFELN-ESSENERS...

[@kelvisshandei]

Switzerland is the Richer Germoney

[@_MC529]

@@kelvisshandei but less influential

[@Tyexx_]

@@_MC529 and less funny also

[@MarioFreuend]

German: We are not the same. That one austrian painter 86 years ago: Are you sure about that?

[@rabioliman2lol602]

Even they supported such thing

[@david-468]

Used to be less divided back then isn’t that weird?

[@rabioliman2lol602]

Vast majority of Austrians supported supported anschluss as they wanted to be part of germany

[@david-468]

@@rabioliman2lol602 yes I know, I’ve been learning so much great and accurate stuff from this channel called zoomer historian

[@4rburashka]

Base

[@GuyHeadbanger]

The German says, "The situation is serious, but not hopeless." The Austrian says: "The situation is hopeless, but not serious."

[@karadiberlino]

💯💯💯😂👌🏼

[@marvin2678]

huh ?

[@GuyHeadbanger]

@@marvin2678 You did not understand? German original here: "Der Deutsche sagt: Die Lage ist ernst, aber nicht aussichtslos. Der Österreicher: Die Lage ist aussichtslos, aber nicht ernst. Meaning, that Germans take all things dead-serions, but Austrians tend to be more relaxed - or if you are German, the Austrians are more careless.

[@Evangeline.F]

@@GuyHeadbanger Less "careless" and more "carefree". In general, the saying is to highlight how Germans are dour, but they actually think they can solve their problems and try. Austrians tend to be more resigned to fate, but they also just take it with more humour.

[@GuyHeadbanger]

@@Evangeline.F Hey, we are not dour, that's just what it looks like from an outsiders perspective. 😁 And thanks, I got the wrong word indeed.

[@Averifiedperson7712]

Meeting a German in Austria: ☺️ Meeting an Austrian in Germany: 💀

[@nihatbalc625]

😂

[@RichardSchiffman-jn1ds]

🤣🤣🤣 bruh......

[@l1u1t1t1]

Dang it, wanted to post this 😆

[@jayATUK]

I'd have said it's the opposite 😂 In Austria, we make fun of Germans and aren't fans by any means.

[@Parang_Astig]

lmao

[@LuFE077]

In Germany we don't say: You are walking too fast, slow down a bit We say: Langsam wir sind doch nicht auf der Flucht!

[@herrmannnachnahme9456]

W O K E I N S C H N E E L I E G T K A N N M A N L A U F E N !

[@helenah9458]

„Hast du Jagdwurst gefressen?“ passt da auch ganz gut

[@StillFinn_Official]

Wieso sind hier alle englisch

[@luzifer9976]

Den Jagtwurst-Spruch höre ich deutlich öfter

[@jonashenningmuller6955]

Ich hab lange Beine bin eh schon 1,83 Meter groß und 14 also bin ich ein schneller geher oh und ich lebe ihm Dorf also, ich warte nicht.

[@chrst7346]

If he happened to be having asked an Austrian passer by whether he was German, he would have ended down the slope right away the first time 😂😂

[@BerniPro]

Heast! Don't denounce us Austrians like that - We are kind and loving people - or you'll end down a slope in the Alpen.

[@pentatron3127]

Well A H wasn't that nice xD

[@carinaohnenachname1802]

Thats what I was thinking

[@aurelije]

Austrians being the worst nazis but all after the war they pretended to be victims and all moral and material blame went on Germany. We people of Serbia are aware that wermacht units executing 100 for 1 order killing thousands of hostages were Austrian.

[@tetraederfisch904]

Exactly! Austrians DO. MIND. As an austrian myself most of the time I think it's kind of ridiculous, but then when someone confuses me with a german I correct them immediately xD

[@gregandy4277]

I remember a quote from Bismarck that goes, “A Bavarian is the missing link between an Austrian, and a human being.”

[@jirimensik]

But Bismarck was a Vogon (Prussian) so he despised civilized people.

[@scepticsquirrel]

​@@jirimensikWhat does Vogon mean? An insult to Protestants?

[@jirimensik]

​@@scepticsquirrel Vogons are a mean and unpleasant race of aliens from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I believe that they were based on Prussians.

[@jullietmburu9672]

​@@jirimensik😂😂😂

[@odietamo9376]

My former girlfriend from Munich probably would not agree with that. 😊

[@youtubecensors5419]

"You're Irish, right? Irish, British, same thing."

[@999mi999]

Difference between Austria and Germany is more like the difference between Yorkshire and Derby. Austrian as an ethnic and national identity is a modern thing that came into existence in the last 80 years, before that they just considered themselves ethnically German, but of Austrian nationality. It's the same situation as in Romania and Moldova, both are ethnically Romanian and considered themselves as such until 80 years ago. The same situation also happened in Bulgaria and Macedonia. Out of all of these, the "Moldovan" experiment is the least successful, with the majority of the population still considering themselves Romanian, while Macedonia is the most successful with 99% of the people being openly hostile to the idea of being a subgroup of Bulgarians. Austria is in the middle.

[@alexcrawfordguitar9361]

It’s like calling a Scotsman English or an Aussie a New Zealander

[@genaf8598]

​@@999mi999not just hostile to Bulgaria, they feel closer to Serbia, which is really sad. And their whole history is stolen from their neighbouring countries - Skopje centre has all of their "historic" figures 😂

[@McKae00]

@@alexcrawfordguitar9361 Aussies and Kiwis quite literally are both British

[@alexcrawfordguitar9361]

@@McKae00 try telling them that. Both countries are independent from the UK, with Australia gaining it in 1901 and NZ in 1947. So, no. Neither of them are ‘quite literally British’, because neither of them are part of Great Britain.

[@greenavmshorts9335]

“We are not painters.”

[@technikhusky2054]

"We give everyone a second chance in a different career"

[@tkraid2575]

"We also don't sound like we're giving war orders every single time."

[@aidaprsic9740]

Du kleiner bier trinkendern monster

[@CertifiedSillyX3]

My friends dad is and hes austrian😃👍

[@reformed_attempt_1]

Top 10 overused jokes

[@EddaPascher]

Once asked an Australian where in Britain he was from. He was not happy...

[@herrmannnachnahme9456]

Prison. At least his ancestors.

[@Nugire]

He was, but he showed an Australian Smile :(

[@Spatzenzunge]

😂 underrated comment

[@NotUnymous]

​@@herrmannnachnahme9456😂

[@weltuntergangsbote]

​@@Nugire xDD

[@KnightSlasher]

Little did the Englishman know that he chose to say fighting words

[@Matt..S]

Accidentally pressed Antagonize in RDR2

[@anniebe4992]

100%

[@blacktemplar2377]

What's the difference?

[@anniebe4992]

@@blacktemplar2377 Two countries, two "languages" (different terms for sure), 2 cultures, different foods, different holidays, different government, different economy, different law, different weather, different location, Different mentality

[@evafuhriman8086]

😂

[@Melapurple]

"If an art school says nein, then the Austrians shall be mine." 💀💀

[@kinggamer_15]

Mein*

[@Wilko11]

Can't wait for the sequel. Asking an Austrian if they're from Germany. 🥊😂

[@cckiller4378]

That sequel will never release

[@Kim.Yo-jong]

Austrians are Germans as well

[@texinger4343]

Austrians are NOT Germans i dont want to hear that anymore the language is different the culture is different and the german humor is insulting in austria

[@Kim.Yo-jong]

@@texinger4343 Of course they are 👎🏻

[@ansgarzeiner9512]

😂

[@lordhoratio]

I dated a girl from Southern Germany a few years ago; she was from Vienna.

[@beateengelhardt8064]

Ahhh ja. 😮

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

Did she fall from the Alps and ended up in bavaria?

[@cloverisfan818]

What if she failed art school?

[@urdailygamr9229]

​@@cloverisfan818she's a woman😑

[@DanMorgan-bh5fv]

@@Lawrance_of_Albania She hiked up to see Eagles Nest.

[@vSoulreaver]

"bloody hell." - he said calmly after getting pushed off a cliff.

[@HowIamDriving]

"isn't that a bit rude, mate?"

[@thestonegateroadrunner7305]

Stiff upper lip

[@maeryn4200]

When you are already dead inside, nothing can shock you. Except a taser

[@fabricofdreams.]

Still calmer than Dumbledore

[@Foxy_AR]

I mean he’s bri’ish

[@ey1615]

But austrians are germans. They know it themselves. Same ethnic group but different state. It's like saying BRD germans and DDR germans weren’t the same people back when Germany was divided into two states after WW2.

[@CryptiCryptoAIM]

German guy: you’ve just advanced to level 69, psycho

[@1_kugelfisch]

😂 haha

[@yyhbackagain5013]

That’s lvl 3 german at max 😅

[@1_kugelfisch]

@@yyhbackagain5013 thats my grandpa and yess i am german

[@eduminus_rex]

Er ist kein psycho

[@dirk143]

Try that with an Austrian.

[@mr.hoppelelefant2350]

You know you're german when you're able to pronounce "Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen" 😊✌

[@ihrtoys]

its easy :D

[@chrst7346]

haha… so with this shibboleth half the guys of NRW would to be considered as not Germans…. I KNEW, I KNEW IT before😂

[@BoT-ez5lw]

😂 Ich hab's versucht - keine Chance

[@7bence]

Wait, am I German? 🤔

[@u.4499]

Kein Problem.

[@georgek3686]

Something similar happened to me when I was in Zagreb, Croatia and a drug addict came up to me asking for something. I said "sorry mate, I don't speak Serbian". WW3 almost happened that day.

[@DanMorgan-bh5fv]

I've never seen a pissed off Brit until I made the hand jerking movement at British airways when they lost our luggage. That guy was pissed af.

[@aaa-xd3jj]

The Croatian had cause.

[@vassanenner1469]

❤😂😂😂😊

[@ADJackD]

Man drugs getting out of control

[@lifeonearth9261]

... Excuse me, I don't speak... Serbo-Croatian 😬🫠 Almost made a similar mistake first time there, luckily I had already been to Serbia before.

[@user-hc7tw8nm2o]

The most popular name in Austria is Maximilian The most popular name in Germany is Mohammed

[@tndbairbass]

Oh bet youre wrong its hitler

[@manuelamavizcanavarro9011]

Oh yeah? I thought the most popular Austrian name was Adolf, my bad .

[@lynettefinnigan9540]

​@@manuelamavizcanavarro9011yep, it was that bloody Austrian who gave Germany such a hard time by taking over!!! Thank God the Brits didn't let MM do the same thing!!

[@3tefanija]

@@user-hc7tw8nm2o LOOOL

[@barafilipova]

@@manuelamavizcanavarro9011yall are spelling it worongly Its Adolf

[@m4173_]

I love the first part when the Englishman says "Hey, you alright mate" and the German stops and closes his eyes 😂 instant regret of greeting him, hahaha

[@england1413]

I also enjoy the comparison of the straightforward "hallo" and "alright mate"

[@aceoflights.]

I think Austrians would be more offended at being called German than Germans would at being called Austrian. (I am Austrian)

[@Nirotheolu]

Never happens actually. Most dont know austria and think you misspelled australia. (Also something austrians get mad of, right?)

[@TheReptain]

As an Austrian i agree

[@Mnkskanal]

I am from southern Bavaria and feel closer to Tirol than to Hamburg.

[@fethryduck]

As a German i don't agree. Austria brought always Trouble to Germany. Kaiserschmarrn made us fat, in Football they humiliate us several Times and they send us this Idiot from Braunau. 😂😂

[@Sparta829]

Griaß eng! I ho do glab I a no a Wörtchen mitzumren 😁 so gnau gätz ja ba uns a ned gell, oba as schene Estareich sollt ma ned mit Deitschlond verwechseln gell?🇦🇹

[@stop.yourelosingme13]

ALso eigentlich würden Deutsche sagen: "Ja, Österreich ist ja Im Grunde Deutschland" aber wenn du so etwas zu einem Österreicher sagst - RENN!

[@sanis740]

Beweg di du hu-😃

[@tapflkfjdifufu]

Sonst bist du tot.

[@Schurli-P2J]

Aber ganz schnö bevor Ma die ganze Gmeind verständigen, dann gibts ka entkommen mehr

[@tapflkfjdifufu]

@@Schurli-P2J jo donn san sowieso weg vom Fenster

[@CornFlex.]

Ne wenn du aus bayern kommst sicher nicht 😅

[@Henry-Bukenya]

As an African, I understand 😅. I met a Norwegian lady and she asked me where I come from. I mentioned my city, but she had never heard of it. Then, she asked me if it was in Africa. I said yes. She then told me that her ex-boyfriend was from Senegal 🇸🇳 and asked if I might know him. She pulled out her phone to show me his picture 😅😅😅😅. She didn’t know the distance between East and west Africa. Different time zones, different culture, different languages and very isolated from each other.

[@TonyNaber]

I mean, you just referred to yourself as simply “African”. You yourself contribute to this ambiguity. I’m from West Asia, we don’t tell people abroad “as an Asian” or “I’m Asian” lmao. Being specific doesn’t hurt

[@СветланаЧернышева-б5з]

Потрясающие знания географии!😂😂

[@viajahtur]

Well, from where in Africa you come? We now only know that you're not fro Senegal.

[@BreezyE-d3n]

So did u know him or not?

[@alva--._..l-._.-l.._.--]

@@BreezyE-d3n ahahahah I can't! 🤣

[@chickennugget4724]

seeing a German painter in Austria😇😁 seeing an Austrian painter in Germany:💀🗿

[@kingmegatron7974]

Gustav Klimt? OH- you mean the other guy...

[@bevan2342]

😂😂

[@Чуркакоторомунесдаликвартиру]

Nein Nein Nein Nein!

[@damteman]

Actually the austrian painter was ethnically german

[@monicathefox4372]

seeing an austrian painter in austria: 👍

[@MMadesen]

As a Bavarian, I would agree to that statement Servus to my austrian brothers.

[@marcelkaiser6334]

Servas

[@andreapreiser6162]

Servus und griaß di🥨🍻❤

[@Gentlelady91]

Servus

[@Stray0]

Servus, same here (i'm bavarian)

[@cottagehardcoreultrasw3998]

bayern muss sterben damit wir leben können

[@pelmeni_va]

We don't have the "mistaking a Swiss person for a German person" skit yet because no one's lived to tell the tale.

[@TheFren]

Also, no one can understand their gibberish.

[@ievgenkolomiiets6884]

Because no one understands Schwitzerduitch and can't even tell that it's a German language

[@vaska1999]

😅

[@ADJackD]

Man is it that hard? I can’t understand spoken standard deustch@@ievgenkolomiiets6884

[@QuaestorL]

Is that a challenge? I need to find a swiss person to test it out.

[@KS51ABCAN]

Before Germany existed, the German Federation consisted of independent German-speaking states, including Austria. Austria was rejected and excluded when Prussia unified them to create a unified Germany. Germans and German Austrians are the same ethnic group but divided by political borders.

[@anacasanova7350]

Fronteras religiosas y políticas, salvo Baviera, creo.😊

[@welcome_to_the_internet]

I swear that German dude saw it coming from a mile away

[@clientmodsghg]

in germany we say: from a kilometer away*

[@Anna.K..]

kilometers or miles. ,,Er war Meilen weit voraus."

[@foxi13x]

​@@Anna.K..see-meilen

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

[@littlelady79KK]

We can feel it if we wake up 😂

[@rainbowlable]

But no one says "Hallo" when hiking in the Alps. You say "Servus", "Griaß di" or at least "Grüß Gott". 😉

[@herrvonBrausen]

na ja, depends on whom you met there... not everyone are locals or familiar with these (e.q. somebody from other parts of Germany, I mean not Bavaria).

[@GabbaGandalf420]

Dat heißt überall Moin! Moin! sonst werd ich von meinem Fadder enderbt

[@Ben126LP]

​@@GabbaGandalf420Moin moin mien Jung

[@christophsams4167]

@@GabbaGandalf420 Wo’s redsdn du fia an Scheiß zom?

[@CheesburgerCheesburger-n6k]

​@@GabbaGandalf420 Moin is german, in austria you almost never hear it.

[@shinigamiryuk864]

Austria rejects painters. Germany makes them leaders.

[@Broccoli-m9h]

And the president changes everything

[@jackpot1359]

You mean chancellors?

[@Phantome-z2i]

Nur als Führer.

[@naulirisetya1705]

​@@jackpot1359not kanselir. But FUHRER

[@jackpot1359]

@@naulirisetya1705 he said "presidents" at first

[@jenniferlisa2428]

Thank you for the video

[@RobertSmithvb]

i wonder how people get rich at these days.

[@RebeccaVincent-pb9nf]

i advice everyone to start investing and never rely on just salary. No billionaire made it through salary.

[@judemichael8370]

Yes that's true

[@judemichael8370]

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[@MataCharles]

Yeah that's true, everyone knows that she's the best so you guys should try Alisa Herbert and come with your testimony okay

[@sm5970]

Gosh, Austrians hate this even more. They hate comparisons with Germans. Especially my Austrian wife. Once I said ‘In my German learning, I find that I can hear Germans more clearer than Austrians.’ She said ‘Well go live in Germany then! 😡’ 🤣🤣🤣 Never again.

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

[@AnkeK]

Echt jetzt? Warum äfft ihr Ösis denn alles nach, was aus Deutschland kommt? Im Grunde seid ihr doch nur neidisch auf uns, verglichen mit uns Deutschen wollt ihr nur nicht , weil ihr Angst habt auch als Nazis diffamiert zu werden. Das Dilemma mit den Nazis hat uns im Übrigen ein Österreicher eingebrockt.

[@92AlexanderS]

@@AlexanderLittlebearsHave to love the unprompted History lesson. Sound smart, but basically denying Austria its own existence. 🤣 ask Austrians if they want to be part of Germany. 🤣

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

@@92AlexanderS So Bavaria doesn’t exist because it’s also German?

[@viral_beauties]

people forgetting that Austria use to be in the German Confederation and had it not been for prussia and bismarck hatred towards austira and decided not to exclude the austrian from the Unification of Germany than mabye germany would might look different today, this comes from a German, who believe all German speakin nation should remain brothers and not enemies.@@AlexanderLittlebears

[@خيمةفيالصحراء]

Austria : mountain Germany Switzerland : fancy Germany Germany : is just Germany

[@busterhikney6936]

Poland: Strange Germany

[@julianbrelsford]

western switzerland: France, but (more) pricy

[@illac3429]

Netherlands: Sumpf deutsch

[@CaptainEarls]

Finland: cold Germany Iceland: fever Germany (icy and volcanic) Norway: silent Germany Sweden: non-German Germany (basically do all the engineering stuff Germans do, just for themselves alone)

[@busterhikney6936]

Northern Italy: New Germany Olde England: New Germany Russia: No Germany

[@vankroenen2145]

It's like telling an Irish he's English.

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

The Irish are Celtic while the English Germanic.

[@kingmegatron7974]

Ok, there’s a VERY obvious difference between us. Now these guys on the other hand...

[@no_name_but_alias]

Oh, no. When we marched into Austria, we were greeted with cheers. This never happened to the English in Ireland ...

[@scepticsquirrel]

No, it is like telling a Swabian that he is a Franconian.

[@vankroenen2145]

@@scepticsquirrel Only days ago I met a Franconian who is stingy and petty like a Swabian. So it seems there're similarities, indeed.

[@the.innkeeper97]

There is a difference. A German is like a commoner while an Austrian is like a highly educated aristocrat.

[@markrobber5252]

Aaa...i get it. Austria is like the Royalist, empire thing and Germany is like the Republic

[@Alfred127-w]

yep

[@MountainsAreCool]

​@@markrobber5252well they both got rid of their monarchies at the same time...

[@2712animefreak]

@@MountainsAreCool But modern day Austria consists of just the core of their former empire, whereas Germany still controls most of theirs. Even the lowliest peasant in Tyrol is still essentially an aristocrat compared to a Balkan serf.

[@mickethegoblin7167]

Er. What

[@Burt1038]

Brit after sustaining life threatening injuries: "bloody hell, innit?"

[@Alez94]

@@mozzjones6943 you sound like those people that teach English on youtube/tiktok 🤣

[@leongremista95]

Pot of tea?

[@annaknitter]

It’s way more dangerous to say that to an Austrian the other way around 😂 Don’t ever do that. 😅

[@manuelbuhr84]

Weil das alles Nestbeschmutzer sind, die ihre eigene Geschichte und ihr deutsches Blut verleugnen. Sie sind genauso Deutsch wie wir Franken oder Hessen oder Preußen. Noch 1938 waren alle glückliche Deutsche und heute wollen sie davon nichts mehr wissen. Selbst die Süd-Tiroler haben das den Ostmärklern voraus..

[@Anna.K..]

So they can hide that A. H. was an Austrian and not a German.

[@harmseberhardharmseberhard9908]

Austria, the country that made the world believe, that Beethoven was Austrian and Adolf Hitler a German...😂

[@senfdazu2230]

​@@harmseberhardharmseberhard9908I think this was about Mozart, but the message arrived.

[@harmseberhardharmseberhard9908]

@@senfdazu2230 no, definitivly Beethoven. Born in Bonn, family partly from Rheinland, partly from Holland, but lived and composed for decades in Vienna, part of 'Wiener Klassik'. But that's academic. 50 years later Emperor Franz Joseph of Austria identified as 'deutscher Reichsfürst'. So what.

[@EdwardD-q5p]

In reality, the German would not care. The Austrians would.

[@trythis2006]

they are upset because hungary austrian didnt worked out, kek

[@Frosty_V0]

@@trythis2006No, because absorption into the Reich didn’t.

[@daniel6009]

Many Germans would care I can promise you that.

[@omccc]

@@trythis2006I wish Austria and Hungary would unite again ;( ( without war)

[@TheMuffinMan2]

​​@@omccc It was Serbias fault ?!? 💔

[@dynastieV5]

I love this Austrian KZbinr

[@truenorth2977]

😂😂😂

[@WalleLP]

We Bavarians have more in common with Austrians than with the rest of Germany

[@hildebrandgotenland4823]

Because both originate from the same German tribe, the Bajuwaren.

[@handsomesmartass]

That is right. We like the Austrians

[@professorgrimm4602]

Bavaria should really be a part of Austria instead of Germany. Come join us!

[@kotori6328]

​@@professorgrimm4602sicha

[@betula-pendula]

Yes, you both have the Alps.

[@President_Freedom]

"Back In my day we used to be in the same country"-👴🏻

[@daviddildomann]

Nostalgia is hitting like ✋

[@J0hn-MiCHaeL]

Ostmark

[@letmeouturbasementbro]

​@davidkunz7687 fr, my arm is raising itself I swear 🙋🏼‍♂️

[@Kokuswolf]

Yes, but we didn't agree on the origins of the same country.

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

[@DoNotPushHere]

He is actually Austrian How do I know? Austrians made the world believe that the greatest musician was Austrian and the greatest dictator was German. Or so they say...

[@andreyansimov5442]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ungeimpfterrusslandtroll7155]

Austrians did nothing. The painter came to power in Germany, all his political life was there. He had lost his Austrian citizenship but got german citizenship. Germany itself did everything to make sure that he was seen as a german. He even trained to lose his austrian dialect for his speeches. He didn't even want to annex Austria at first. He already fought for the German army in WW1 not Austria. That's all a meme Germans invented because they desperately need company in their misery but it's not really a good one for people who understand this character.

[@bbilaj]

Mozart?

[@DoNotPushHere]

@@bbilaj the divine Ludvig Van

[@DanMorgan-bh5fv]

We can muddy the waters with Ludwig and that German painter.

[@Konghammer1]

That extremely lethargic cry as he "fell" has me rolling.🤣🤣🤣

[@rotheryberlin7772]

Telling to a German he's Austrian, it's like you say to a Scotts he's english😂

[@arielquelme]

*Death Stare* Vat did u say?

[@rotheryberlin7772]

@@arielquelme I'll never say that again, no more 😪

[@ADJackD]

Or a chinese is japanese

[@ADJackD]

You forget to factor in English are anglo-saxons while Scotts are Celtic.@EuropeForEuropeansFascism

[@varshavikraman3111]

Or like an indian n Pakistani

[@Kamuichan99]

Next episode, Liam meets an Austrian Liam "Hello Mate" Austrian "Bam Oida!" ^^

[@kwinzman]

Underrated comment.

[@hulmhochberg8129]

"KROCH MA EINE"?

[@core36]

Vienna is not Austria. Well, geographically speaking it is, but it’s really not.

[@crescendoe1436]

​@@core36most accurate statement ive ever heard tbh😭

[@1000-r3g]

Never forget: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6a7g2hpmt1nn6s

[@colonelcorn9500]

Germans in Austria in 2024: 🙂 Germans in Austria in 1938: 😈

[@hengwulfthesaxon772]

1 Austrian in Germany 1930's ☠️

[@CeluiEtSeul]

More like, Germans in Austria 1930s: 🇩🇪🫶🏻,🤝🇦🇹

[@YeshuaIsTheTruth]

Idk about that 2024. There's a dead guy in the Alps that seems to say otherwise.

[@last7509]

i need more of this perspective in my life please

[@dh-uo4lt]

A german girl was raped by multiple islamic men and the judge have the girl prison time and the men received none. Look it up

[@onlythetruth3563]

I think its the other way around. Most germans love Austria, but many Austrians dont like us 😅

[@calistahero1012]

Now we know Ötzis backstory

[@yukiyuukichan5771]

Ötzi was Italian tho

[@asterixur1335]

​@@yukiyuukichan5771when Ötzi lived, Italia didn't exist...

[@yukiyuukichan5771]

@@asterixur1335 but it is spekulated He was Born on what today is called Italian grounds. Thats why Italians claim him as their "property" even tho He was found in Austria.

[@asterixur1335]

@@yukiyuukichan5771 who knows, in a few years it could be osmanic ground. Will Ötzi have been a Turkey If they would say so?

[@yukiyuukichan5771]

@@asterixur1335 if they overtake the country they don't Just take the ground but also the countries properties... so yes.

[@DZT38]

As a German you have to wear the brand “Deuter” as backpack 😅

[@chris-channel]

Deuter beste

[@cedricbauer8572]

Osprey > Deuter

[@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638]

als österreicherin mit deuschem freund: i agree 😂

[@Lindalindali]

Vaude is way better quality

[@DZT38]

​@@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638ich war vor kurzen in Jerusalem irgendwo im nirgendwo unterwegs. Durch die Deuter Tasche und den Socken und weiteren Merkmalen wusste ich direkt das sind deutsche Mitbürger und habe sie auf deutsch angeredet😉

[@skawary2569]

"Is the same thing isn't it?" *Austrian painter joined the game*

[@outdoorniederrhein6724]

Bad, but good😅

[@franhunne8929]

Failed Austrian Painter, please ... if he had been accepted at that painting academy we would have been spared a whole world war.

[@anonymous-ts5ih]

Not really. Instead of funny moustache man, we had someone else with a funny moustache or hairstyle.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Fun fact: He failed school, was rejected at art university on account of his being unencumbered by any artistic talent whatsoever, joined the Bavarian army, then participated in the Luddendorf coup attempt (he was just following orders, if only just), was arrested, and as a criminal foreigner he would have been extradited, but in court he impressed the judge with his fervent German patriotism so much that the judge repatriated him on the spot. So in Vienna he had been unemployed, in Munich he went to prison, and in Berlin he was made chancellor. (Against the then soon to be late president Hindenburg's better judgement, but still.) He entered politics at the behest of two people he met in prison: The director of the Bavarian police Himmler, and the Prussian minister of the interior Göring.

[@jonnbinn2865]

I mean we kickt him out and germany take them as leader 😅

[@deddygiririndjani635]

I am an Indonesian from Jakarta, I have climbed Mount Zugspitze, I climbed from Germany and descended a mountain in Austria... I think both places are the same in terms of language and people.

[@DrumTheater-g8l]

Didnt you notice the Germans eyes ? I think their eyes are something special. Anyway gw warga Tanah Abang

[@heikep4906]

no

[@AnonD38]

I guess Indonesians are just Chinese people then.

[@issecret1]

Tell an Austrian they're Eastern European. Best reaction you will ever get

[@Moktorn]

@@issecret1 austria is about 200kms west from the exact center of europe...

[@sylvicalias]

​@@Moktorn genau, es macht keinen Sinn

[@fairfortune67]

Yeah or tell an eastern European Russian she's Asian. That'll get an interesting reaction 😂

[@kaipfannschmidt4140]

Litauen ist das mittigste Land in Europa. Sogar Länder wie Polen, Slovakei und Ungarn sind mehr West- als Osteuropa. Sogar Kaliningrad liegt westlich der Mitte. Verrückt, aber es ist so, weil viele vergessen, wie groß der europäische Teil Russlands ist oder, dass sogar Kasachstan noch zu einen Teil zu Europa liegt.

[@Jouzou87]

Maybe they shouldn't have their entire country named after that cardinal direction then.

[@rina27050]

As half German and half Austrian, I agree. I have two really different sides. One is wandering all day and one is making Wiener Schnitzel.

[@Mr-pn2eh]

And the third no one told you about fled to Zurich

[@PineappleOnPizza69]

Half german und half austrian? that doesn't make sense.

[@rina27050]

@@PineappleOnPizza69 And how exactly doesn't it??

[@Dachsbeisser]

Das ist so logisch, als wenn ich sagen würde, ich bin halb deutsch und halb bayrisch 🤡

[@rina27050]

@@Dachsbeisser Germany and Austria are two different countries. Bayern is part of Germany. It's exactly what the video is about, it's not the same just because they speak the same language.

[@johann3029]

„Was die Deutschen und Österreicher trennt, ist die gemeinsame Sprache“ Wir können stolz auf unsere Gemeinsamkeiten sein.

[@FuzzyLP]

meinst du die inkompetenten politiker?

[@jonnbinn2865]

Nein sind wir nicht, nicht mal annähernd eher wie die schweizer tüpisch deutsch ist zb die Arroganz , unfreundlichkeit usw...

[@xxklesx1]

​@@jonnbinn2865aus deutscher Sicht sind die Schweizer und Österreicher arrogant und unfreundlich, die Schweizer sind aber zudem noch humorlos. Ich glaube wir haben die gleichen Stereotype über die jeweils anderen.

[@schwarzer0se463]

@@jonnbinn2865 *typisch. Dir ist bewusst, dass Österreicher und Deutschschweizer genauso Deutsche sind wie Bayern oder Hessen oder Sachsen?

[@yatshie8717]

Ich hab kein Bock mehr auf Österreicher, die immer nur die Deutschen hassen (siehe Kommentar hier direkt drüber). Der Krieg ist schon' bisschen her, sucht euch nen neues Hobby

[@aidygooner]

It's like saying Scots are the same as English 😂

[@Neltheraku]

I'm from Bavaria and I have to admit that we and Austria are actually very close.

[@elfe441]

I agree. I'm an austrian woman

[@thewonderer9551]

Mia San Mia 🔴⚪😊

[@roswi9861]

Deutschland und Österreich war einst ein Volk - lt Geschichte .Heiliges Römisches Reich. Von 962 bis 1806

[@animetrend7856]

Griaß di aus Österreich

[@Neltheraku]

@@animetrend7856 Hawidere

[@tea_otomo]

As a Bavarian ... I disagree. We have more in common with our Austrian brothers and sisters 😄

[@dafyddlewis4738]

Gleiches Volk, ähliche Sprache oder?

[@manuelbuhr84]

​@@dafyddlewis4738der österreichische Dialekt ist lediglich eine deutsche Sprache von vielen. Eben ein Dialekt. Die Österreicher sind genauso Deutsch wie die Menschen nördlich der Alpen

[@dafyddlewis4738]

@@manuelbuhr84 stimmt. So habe ich gedacht. Es gibt nur ein paar jaarhundertes geschichte zwischen ihr beide.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@manuelbuhr84 Es gibt mehrere österreichische Dialekte. Die meisten gehören zur bairischen Sprachfamilie, genau wie viele bayrische Dialekte. Deutsch hat auch viele Dialekte.

[@XX-bn9sf]

That's the reason Bavaria should be removed from Germany. Austria can gladly have them.

[@R.N.LosAngeles]

When I was little, Germany was still divided into West and East and my mom made it a point to say “I’m WEST German.”

[@Mp57navy]

Yeah. Like you're something better than "those" east germans.

[@doroparker1702]

An English guy wanted to know in which part of Germany I had grown up. East or west? He asked. I answered South. He asked again. Stupid prick I thought, but as this was a job interview, I played nice. Explained the South of Germany was part of the so called Western Germany. He wanted to impress me but he only showed he had no clue after living in Germany for decades. Bayern, Baden-Württemberg, Saarland are very down south, at Austrian, Swiss and French border. They were part of the American sector and still are today. Eastern Germany was Russian sector.

[@dwalther4856]

Vs " I come from Ostzone "

[@R.N.LosAngeles]

@@dwalther4856 Correct. When she came to the US she made herself as American as possible because it was 1959

[@R.N.LosAngeles]

@@doroparker1702 Yes, and I grew up in the late 70s and 80s, during the big Cold War with Russia (USSR back then). My mom is from Baden-Württemberg.

[@StevenSmith-oi8ew]

-So weit die deutsche Zunge klingt -Und Gott im Himmel Lieder singt. They are the same, art man was right.

[@johndillon5290]

It's like asking an English man if he's Scottish 😂

[@SpiritBled99]

No an English man wouldn’t care more like asking a Scottish man if they are English

[@johndillon5290]

@@SpiritBled99 depends on who you're asking

[@elg94]

@@johndillon5290 gordon ramsay for example lmao

[@lelugrey1509]

No, it's not comparable. Actually Austrian and German are the same ethnicity so it's more like London and Manchester

[@yuk_ainu]

Or maybe Scottish and Irish?

[@prismaticc_abyss]

Actually germans don't mind, they basically think of Austrians as "those other germans" anyway. Austrians on the other hand get irrationally upset if you tell them they're like germans

[@D4nt4lion]

Speak for yourself traitor, we do mind.

[@scothf1273]

Why is that so?

[@valerietaylor9615]

The Austrians welcomed Hitler with open arms in 1938, and now they’re crying rape. It’s O.K., though. They’re very charming people, and I like them a lot.

[@potus9573]

⁠​⁠@@valerietaylor9615Hitler was an Austrian

[@patrickaccioly4398]

@@potus9573Austrians are Germans, that’s why h1tler ruled Germany. They have the same language, ethnicity and broader culture.

[@ConnorGER]

Eigentlich kenn ich es anders herum, die Deutschen finden es nicht schlimm, aber die Österreicher mögen das gar nicht, wenn man sie für Deutsche hält

[@relaxoirl5920]

Beruht auf Gegenseitigkeit, außer vielleicht in Bayern.

[@patta8388]

​@@relaxoirl5920Deutsche und Österreicher sind vereint in ihrer Meinung über Bayern

[@rafael4626]

Blödsinn

[@FlowMama4207]

​@@patta8388😂

[@derbeisser8777]

Es war die Strategie der alliierten Sieger unser deutsches Volk zu spalten. Österreicher und Deutsche bilden ein Volk.

[@tankmerc7632]

Germans live to work ,Austrians work to live

[@Jonaelize]

As if an austrian hiker would ever say 'Hallo'

[@alo5301]

Oida, na.

[@lukasa2106]

Jeder österreicher sagt hallo beim wandern einfach jeder … nur nicht zu drecks deutschen 😂

[@alphy3317]

Griess Gott

[@FeliceOrWhat]

Servas de wadln

[@nietzscheente1271]

Die würden eher sagen: DAS hier ist Österreich, Fremder! Schleich di! :-D

[@LordNeros]

try calling a scottsman an englishman and see if he grants you the same mercy the german did

[@hildebrandgotenland4823]

Which is pathetic, because at least the entire Lowlands of Scotland have been conquered and settled by Anglo-Saxons. Only in the Highlands you have mostly celtic real Scots.

[@spikem5950]

@@hildebrandgotenland4823 And the whole British Isles were settled by Vikings multiple times, and England was once Celtic Britons, that blood didn't just vanish when the Anglo-Saxons invaded, not to mention the Normans came in after that and added their French/Viking genes into the pool. There is no such thing as a "pure race", especially not in fuckin' Britain of all places. This is more cultural identity than genetics, and the Lowlands are culturally Scottish.

[@hildebrandgotenland4823]

@@pingpong_ Only because you are ignorant and uneducated doesn't mean it's the truth. If you feel like you are a 3 m tall Japanese women, it doesn't mean you are one.

[@hildebrandgotenland4823]

@@pingpong_ They are not Germans, they are Germanics, that's a difference. What you feel doesn't change facts, just like transgender idiots will never really change gender.

[@alcar32sharif]

In the Alps, no one will hear your cries for help. Nor are there any witnesses.😅

[@jz261]

I'm guessing Liam had to learn the hard way. But usually it's us Austrians getting pissed if tourists call us germans. Edit *what have I done...💀* I an Austrian started yet another war in the comments. Lucky for me I am also Argentine🇦🇷⭐️⭐️⭐️😜 hold up...

[@hannahlindemann4190]

Jap stimmt

[@andr991]

Nee, uns Deutschen geht es genauso, wenn man uns für Österreicher hält 😂

[@PaXDemon]

​@@andr991ist ja auch aufgrund der anderen Aussprache der Wörter klar😂

[@nthrbrck]

The correct term is "Bergdeutsche"

[@nerussoulfire6021]

Wir sind alle deutsche, Österreich ist schlicht nur kein Teil der Föderalrepublik Deutschland. Dennoch bleiben wir Brüder und Schwestern 🎉

[@tancreddehauteville764]

Well, a certain German leader believed they were the same, and united them in 1938. Austria is just another German state, like Bavaria or Saxony. The difference is that Austria lies outside of the Bundesrepublik.

[@Senpailucas_Socke2.0]

Die Beziehung von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz wunderbar zusammengefasst

[@nyam3539]

iso

[@dorismeyer8457]

Ich liebe die Piefke Saga 😅

[@josefine5000]

Gilt auch für Amis vs Kanadier etc 😅

[@unlink1649]

Lächeln und weitergehen

[@Kaisertreu100]

Jup, wir sind wie eine Familie die sich einmal im Jahr zu Weihnachten trifft und froh ist wenn man sich 364 Tage nicht sehen muss...

[@Random-501st]

Can we appreciate the dedication that Liam took a whole new pair of clothing on this hike and changed his attire midway just to film this skit there lmao 😂

[@benjamin3658]

Bro he just put a jacket and a cap on. Its basically the mcu hero "disguise"

[@nolaughingmatter]

"He is not the same" *pushes you off a cliff*

[@Shakinthecut]

@@benjamin3658😭😭😭

[@ShrillyGlitch]

As a Astrian I was trying not to punch my phone to knock some sense into that guy

[@kendrickbritto8556]

But aren’t you just a mountain dwelling German?

[@stiegelzeine2186]

@@kendrickbritto8556 austrians are basically germans who are mountain dwellers who also drank too much alcohole so they lost their mother language and made up a new one using their remaining knowledge

[@dada_ba0996]

Oida fühl ich

[@ShrillyGlitch]

@@dada_ba0996 wut?

[@ShrillyGlitch]

@@kendrickbritto8556I live in the US but have Austrian blood in me so no

[@leonidas759]

I have never visited Germany or Austria but i have met people from these countries. I think they are quite similar people tbh. But that is ok, people say we Latin Americans are similar among ourselves too

[@Longtack55]

My pal suggested my Swiss wife was "a sort of German." He has a death wish...

[@marcmonnerat4850]

It's even worse!

[@Reinhard_Erlik]

That is true. Switzerland is a state comprised mostly of Germans.

[@vitusreihmer3136]

Leck mich am ganzen Ar…

[@stealthattack2209]

Has he said that to your wife yet?

[@Longtack55]

@@stealthattack2209 Hell no!

[@1AeonDustin1]

calling germans and austrians the same thing is like a warcrime and all acts against that person are allowed to break the geneva convention. Ich liebe deine Shorts :D

[@Nightheart973]

Obiously everyone knows austria is the smoll badly made knock off germany 😂 /j

[@olivermeineke9707]

Bavaria has left the chat.

[@RacerA8]

@@olivermeineke9707Bavaria is our own better austria

[@Schunderful]

Just like calling Taiwanese and Chinese are the same or Ukrainians and Russians are the same.

[@lyricstvdeutschland2075]

I would sign that

[@ramramh123]

That german guy got the smile from his ancestor in 1939💀💀💀 Thank you for 381 likes:)

[@lhpl]

Hi(t)larious! I assume you knew AH was Austrian, and that the joke was intended that way. 😂

[@MN_Mapper]

@@lhplhitlarious is beyond wild

[@gaets99]

*1938

[@alex_nov]

yep .this smile is ... insulting.

[@karied6251]

That ancestor could be HH or HG or JG.

[@NorthEndLeader]

You could tell he's german because no Austria would ever say Hallo in the mountains.

[@rocketpod1]

Austria and Germany did have one of the all time great collabs

[@michaelaozuka5179]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 (i'm Austrian)😅

[@vieillebaie]

Madness

[@xyincognito]

As a German who moved to Austria, it's the Austrians who make a fuss about being called German :D Not the Germans ;)

[@maseltov8931]

True

[@nietzscheente1271]

Never call an austrian Piefke. :-D

[@Andromeda_Ada]

Well, we gotta let people know that we're better than the German

[@Zedus-rl9hp]

Yes, Germans don't have the best reputation, especially in the holiday resorts, so you have to make it clear right from the start that you are Austrian ;)

[@Littlefighter1911]

​@@Zedus-rl9hpAnd THEN proceed to act just like a German.

[@antonriegel1595]

Try this one: "Are you from Austria ?" "No, I am from Bavaria" "It's the same thing, isn't it ?" +++ tactical nuke +++

[@gerbelle90]

Advanced: calling a Franconian a Bavarian

[@edene.4870]

Trust me, Bavarians don't even like the fact they are forced share the same country with the other Bundesländer (federal states), and must thus share the overarching descriptor of "German" with them. Conflating them with Austrians is understandably fighting words. (Even if the Bundesland Upper Austria shares a lot of cultural and dialect similarities with Bavaria due to their geographical neighborhood. 😁)

[@buttpain171]

​@@edene.4870All Austrian dialects are Bavarian, besides the ones in Vorarlberg.

[@Never_again_against_anyone]

​@@gerbelle90Or call us Badenians Swabians☠️😾

[@Never_again_against_anyone]

​@@edene.4870As Badenian, I actually agree with the Bavarians in this. We might be all Europeans, but I do not like our artificial, inefficient country.

[@khalidshubbar6911]

Germans and Austrians are Germans! They must unite! 🇩🇪

[@mtnfraggle]

Plot twist: The "German" was actually an Austrian psycho who likes pushing tourists off cliffs and just needed an excuse. 😂

[@kingmegatron7974]

Oh god, not again...

[@mcmerry2846]

Well, sounds factual

[@JEWI1972]

Ich möchte nicht wissen was mit mir passiert, wenn ich zu einem Schotten sage er wäre Engländer😂.

[@albionmyl7735]

New front teeth.... 😅

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Glasgow smile

[@amyg6752]

My dad was German. He was NOT Austrian. Until he did his ancestry and found out the part of Germany his parents were from was sometimes Austria, depending on the decade or century. Lol. But he's still German

[@nerd8968]

I'm Italian, with my class we were in Austria for a school trip. My professor to the local tour guide (I don't remember the context):" That's a nice German thing", "that's not German, that's Austrian", "Well, it's the same thing"...The face of the guide was priceless😂

[@phasto273]

Well Germans don’t really care about it.. Austrians are raging when they are called Germans 😂

[@Yo19724]

There may be good reasons for it😅

[@frechesferkel2749]

Well they had the greatest german leader in history.

[@AlexanderLittlebears]

@@Yo19724 Not even one.

[@-stefanv-5439]

As an Austrian i can just cite the famous Austrian actor Christoph Waltz who once said on the US show CONAN: "The difference between Austria and Germany is like the difference between a battleship and a waltz (the dance)" And yes he really said that...

[@abcdefgh5808]

first time I hear someone say we Austrians "appear nice"

[@ThisisFerrariKhan]

@richardhaegeler6858🍐

[@Dachsbeisser]

Also hat er 1000 Jahre gemeinsame Geschichte verleugnet?

[@-stefanv-5439]

@@Dachsbeisser Its like Japanese and Chinese, very similar but somehow absolutely not... except Bavaria...

[@MrGambo1982]

He also said that the difference is very much like the English & the Irish. I cant tell if he´s right as I do not know the differences between them. Greetings from Leipzig ;)

[@mayerstefan8167]

I am from Bavaria and I won‘t be angry being called Austrian 😊

[@budapestkeletistationvoices]

You have the same accent and dialect. I had an Austrian flatmate. She always told when she met German customers they were always like what cute accent, this is where we go to ski

[@bomberdomme7308]

yeah and we northern germans would like to sell you to austria ;D

[@thewonderer9551]

Mia San Mia 😊 🔴⚪

[@NMDA416]

Bavaria is basicly north austria😊

[@julianrottmann7999]

​@@bomberdomme7308was hast du für Deutschland geleistet? Bayern ist sehr wichtig für Deutschland, schon immer gewesen, aber wer natürlich keine ahnung von der deutschen Wirtschaft hat, redet so ein Müll.

[@N84-f3k]

That reminds me of the Austrian painter somehow. 😂

[@DooNotEnter]

That pissed off walk looks so german 😂😂

[@DK-yt5vc]

What's the difference?

[@thestonegateroadrunner7305]

The cardinal mistake: talk to a German and get him out of his meditative hiking flow without justified reason. That alone can get you kicked down the hill.

[@gidikalchhauser]

Let me tell you as an Austrian: It's the other way round. A "one sided rivalry" :D

[@HNTI_Banana]

I approve this message

[@Yo19724]

Vielleicht ist es ja nur deswegen, weil das deutsche Fussballnationalteam wirklich Fußball spielen kann, im Gegensatz zu unserem??? 🙄

[@justalonelypogchamp]

​@@Yo19724tbh ja. da ist glaube sogar salzburg besser als das national team XD. und rapid kann man vergessen...

[@gottkaisersliver]

​@@Yo19724"Nationalteam"

[@CheesburgerCheesburger-n6k]

​@@Yo19724 nein

[@Folkary]

"it's the same thing isn't it?" "It used to be in 1942"