When you're Down Bad beyond Belief…

[@NyehNyeh12]

What if Kwite was called FreakyKwite instead, and nothing changed?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@borekminer]

@@p-__ stop spamming the whole comments section

[@sapomago-173]

@@borekminer its a bot dumbass

[@ukkisragee9983]

​@@borekminerp-__ has done nothing wrong, stop hating on someone for their amazing farts.

[@HaloTropical]

@@p-__ I admit, at first I was hesitant of p-__, even hostile, I was afraid of yet another bot trying to scam me, but as time passes, I see that p-__, never meant any harm towards me. Day by day we get closer, I'm sorry for misjudging you, dear p-__. Oh and also we're now married with 12 kids.

[@camezome2093]

Modern internet culture ruined the word "Goon".

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@PunadianOfficial]

I remember when "Goon" was used to describe disposable evil minions.

[@FullAutoWitch]

Back in my days gooning meant that you wore a tracksuit, had a bad guy gun (mac-10, AK-47, mini uzi, tec-9, maybe even an rpg-7), and was protecting a warehouse in the middle of nowhere with your buddies

[@JNJNRobin1337]

y'mean the goons over at the dockyards tonight? heard there was a special shipment coming in

[@younessourouche6949]

exactly, Boss they're puttin' us outta buisness

[@bigsteppa99]

7:08 the "down-bat signal" is genius what the fuck

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@kze24]

@@p-__ Impossible

[@bm_142]

​@@p-__Doubt it bro...

[@apple120_1E]

@@p-__i want your kids

[@yoavssj5893]

Yeah it’s stupidly clever

[@LilBunni7]

That first one would be so creepy to get though 😭 this person now knows where you live, they're watching you from their car, and thinking about you bending over all while you're just tryna eat 🥲

[@featuringdantefromthedevil9749]

I know it’s so hot to think about 🤤

[@ThatHawksSimp]

Yeah I’d immediately report their ass because what the fuck

[@badwolf4239]

Say nothing in response, just go add a $3.57 tip.

[@maidsama4633]

​@@badwolf4239Does 3.57 mean something or am I overthinking

[@badwolf4239]

@@maidsama4633 357 Magnum is a large revolver cartridge.

[@EelGood]

I'm asexual, I watch videos like this like I'm observing an ant farm with mystery and intrigue. Like, you go, little buddies, go and put your lives into something I can't grasp or value :3

[@Chillwave6]

same, this is just interesting to watch but also have the classic smug "oh, wow. this is the average human behavior? damn it'd suck to have a proper sexuality"

[@gummyneighborino7217]

​@@Chillwave6 yo, we're cool letting you be asexual, but you ain't better than anyone for it.

[@Chillwave6]

@@gummyneighborino7217 yeah i get that. not better than them. its just I'm not susceptible to the stuff myself.

[@ferriswithclaws]

Nikacoda Avocado quote???

[@gummyneighborino7217]

@Chillwave6 fair, sorry for being so aggro, never a fan of people who think themselves better than anyone else and jumped the gun entirely. Have a good night pal

[@svedenska4535]

oh fuck I'm here when it just released chat I'm cooked

[@mekonnen_melon]

byzantineball !!!!!

[@chithiradiasseneviratne3562]

you have a byzanrtineball pfp. ur cooked

[@funnyfatseals545]

Whats your time? I got here at 14 seconds.

[@k3n179]

Less than 1 hour since release? Ur terminally online 😂

[@alternatedreamer]

Have you heard about the Byzantine Empire?

[@sleep-eep]

Sex drive? I don't have a license.

[@neoqwerty]

I felt so called by that AO3 author comment and the most passing of interactions. I haven't written manga!Shin Getter Robo/Armageddon!Ryoma Nagare yet but that's because the horny wolf inside me is stuck behind the plausible fanon wolf that needs to make my smut canon-compatible of all things.

[@NekoChanSenpai]

The shipping goggles are fused to my face okay?

[@theflyingspaget]

THAT'S SO REAL but this also leads to you shipping absolutely wild things because canon points to it and everyone wants to cancel you but it's not your fault they canonically have chemistry

[@KingdomMayFivePadua]

im havig as trokedkssnbieoworeebeoh#++((22(;$/)!29&;"!*kenejs xichmssosin!$_73?3/27_0272;4(4($;$!4-)_!bndnjnk$$;ojwksdlsbmsdnmdbm

[@malarcher5580]

6:16 soundbyte 🫵

[@boogeytime686]

😐

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@MazTheMeh16]

HA

[@Gwenpoolthegoat]

I'm down bad for garlic bread

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@FicusLicker]

Real

[@epikelli]

i know what you are.

[@pyreann]

so real

[@FicusLicker]

@@epikelli ???

[@Le_Sharkster]

3:36 it is NOT spongebob phasing in and out those are spongebob cups... actualy unwatchable now

[@matthewboire6843]

I recently learned about SCP 1471, I understand some of these people.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@v1rzen]

real as fuck

[@carsonthompson4260]

Real

[@Zwh-yr6bp]

One of us ONE OF US *ONE OF US.*

[@kze24]

I'm still slightly upset about how furries ruined the horror aspect of MalO.

[@NyehNyeh12]

6:16 Right in my Kwite whimpering compilation

[@Cometsarecool]

Damn bro, this video's abput you

[@kze24]

@@Cometsarecool You mean you don't have a Kwite whimpering compilation? It occurs to me that it may not be a good idea for me to have a comment implying I have a Kwite whimpering compilation on the internet, public, for anyone to see, even if it is a joke.

[@Luster_duster]

your what compilation

[@pantrovert-x8921]

Link please😋

[@elitheratman3730]

Don’t be a coward, share the link

[@Tuna-gu9un]

Never felt so glad to be asexual Frfr…

[@jurischwarzer9877]

True

[@professionallid]

never felt so glad to be a-sexual deviant Frfr...

[@FullFart]

Same

[@MasterPage221]

Fr

[@Bunny_Bill]

So real🙏🏻

[@agenda3854]

We need to take the word “Goon” back and reclaim it for henchmen

[@AdawaShiwani]

Never happening

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

That last one... You could not waterboard that information out of me...

[@jonnaas]

What in the world

[@AdawaShiwani]

You couldn’t play “thick of it” on loop to get that info out of me

[@The_oneandonlybonbon]

10:07 dog why you do the math

[@deleted_handle]

he has a PhD in gooning

[@aqua-du3tm]

We gonna need it later

[@ArtemisMaxs]

The solid state hard drive is a real component mainly used in macs in the 2010s, its basically a normal hard drive with an SSD built in as a big cache. They were available as a midrange option between an SSD and HDD

[@VivianWasntHere]

It’s not gonna work, man

[@aubreyirving3512]

That first text jump scared me and i actually said, "Oh!"

[@Raydiat0r]

was gonna say "waiting for the you're* comments" but they're already there AND EVERYONE WHO PUT THEM IS WRONG BC WE CANT FUCKING READDD-😭

[@kze24]

Bro thought Kwite viewers could actually read at first

[@DRCx_]

The title got edited lol

[@HypaBumfuzzle]

Damn it. No perfectly snug khaki pants today😔

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@HypaBumfuzzle]

@@p-__ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Girlandsilly]

@@p-__I’m smelling all of it tho

[@wind64a39]

That severely underestimates the horniness of the Pokemon trainers in the games. Mightyena boyfriend grandma, the guy dressing up as a Machamp to get girls... Backer Masa even openly admits to wanting the entire basketball team.

[@Paper_Jam200]

Mighyena boyfriend guy! Craig

[@JammmingJammm]

the leaks…

[@herringtonwolf4032]

Kwite's trigger discipline got me low-key respectful

[@thealtpandapng]

We stan trigger discipline even with orange caps

[@herringtonwolf4032]

@@thealtpandapng we stan trigger discipline on spray bottles

[@NekoChanSenpai]

Game Freak knew what they were doing when they made Machamp look like that

[@missingnumberaxolotl-9079]

Game Freaky

[@loggingfire1]

It's in the name lol

[@EmpaT]

real ones remember when the title had the wrong you're/your

[@xandtheironminer602]

Its driving me insane. I mean, whom would've made a mistake that's stupid???

[@notnope7227]

How did bro mess it up daymn

[@Eeuu1133]

No,it is my down bad

[@xvphoenix4715]

fr

[@ultrablueberry2420]

​@@xandtheironminer602 Thanks I hate it 😂

[@RagnaarLodbrok]

7:38 he’s obviously the narrator

[@erstwil]

That’s an insane intro. Starting strong (as usual)

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@Aki-vi3ot]

Bro are u okay? U here every upload like???? Are u a bot? Are you just existing? Who are you fart man??? WHO ARE YOU???

[@xxasmir_akarixx5067]

6:16 thanks for the whimper audio kwite. very cool. 👍

[@AngstyCanine]

Kwite should listen to the magnus archives so he gets exposed to the British

[@fe35ghy]

when you’re down bad beyond belief…..AKA kwite’s making a video about himself again

[@Lunar-oddity]

6:16 this soundbite exusts on the internet now kwite, just reminding you that.

[@SargeWolf010]

Me: sees thumbnail Also Me: I'm down bad but not that bad dang

[@SargeWolf010]

Pfff the bleep Hub ain't offering nothing

[@MollyDollyy774]

Well being a Trans Lesbian {Unable to Transition due to my Situation} that has a different view of Romance, I find Romantic gestures and Traditional romance all creepy, sooooo when I'm _"Down bad"_ it's for gentle stuff. With no _m o a n i n g_ I hate that, I rather whimpering. Now that's cute, cute over hot for me

[@IKEACherryChair]

14:32 god damn im down bad for that pistol charging

[@tonalpleeb07]

8:04 The explainer: *I've won, but at what cost*

[@JosiahBradley]

The math lesson during this was really hard.

[@Cahtt]

Kwite is such a responsible lad. When he pointed the gun at the camera, he had his finger off the trigger. Text book gun safety really.

[@hanhi3323]

buckle up, guys! inc*st jump scare at the end 😀

[@Im_just_a_banana]

That intro was fucking insane 😭😭😭

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@TJ_the_Tism]

10:27 i hate to admit that i have tried with one of the bigger ones and its still too tight 😔

[@Allieaturtle8]

Ace folks laughing from their high thrones eatin garlic bread rn

[@Snakexee]

Guyz guess what my favorite letter is!

[@mekonnen_melon]

e

[@CoalPrice]

L

[@k3n179]

L

[@Suck_a_s4ge]

A

[@felixisfruity]

W?

[@ihnmaimsglazer9000]

freaky kwite x freaky door dasher is now canon

[@sandrasierra3560]

Ngl 8:37 this was also a topic in a chat room i was in with self proclaimed straight male chatters . I was like okay lets do the math on that 😂😂😂😂😂 . Just to undertone how straight they really are 😂😂

[@WHO_ACTUALLY_CARE]

Bros 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Thanks for 78 likes 👍

[@TheReaIArthurMorgan]

6:01 MF DOOM “there’s only one beer left”🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@dabatman5187]

Ain’t no way Kwite did math on the billion dollars tweet

[@vexilanimous]

11:36 trust me, you're still overestimating what it takes for two characters to get shipped together. i know someone who was a big fan of solrose, a homestuck ship where (at least at the time this convo took place) the two characters involved had never interacted with each other at all. in the one page i can find where they both have lines, it's really two separate conversations in the same general area maybe they do indeed interact post-gigapause or in the credits or epilogues or whatever, but i don't remember that happening in HS proper and i refuse to read the epilogues for my own sanity's sake 👍

[@LexisVoyage]

can you delete this comment homestuck sucks and it makes me sad to see you exist.

[@strawberry_milk6-q]

2:23 info that ill need later

[@kitty_gunshooter]

Same

[@thelying2594]

14:02 my phone dry as hell AS IT SHOULD BE.

[@knuxenglish]

1 view in 22 seconds? Congratulations Kwite, you have reached a new record.

[@monkeydance3894]

Last one had my jaw on the floor. Why would you ever admit that?

[@digitalscott7732]

somehow the reflection of the computer screen in your sunglasses make it look like cartoony eyes

[@RichieBre]

“Welcome back to the end of time” Where are we? “Everywhere”

[@Chillwave6]

the "goomer" hurts to read. i feel like I'm already getting old as a 21 but it irritates me a bit that they replaced c with g, and also uses gooning as another term for a certain type of jorkin it. Like just the whole new terms that aren't even close to a slang made two years ago.. why does that just hit the wrong way

[@warmcheese4622]

This video made me realize my desire for sex is fake because I dont even know what it is

[@Zychel_EX9]

Not even phased by libido. Like an ace

[@annoying267]

Ive third wheeled so many times and it will literally physically hurt you and your soul

[@okaminokuro]

10:20 bro's getting that high protein diet!

[@cyber4214]

You cooked on that bloons cypher

[@unwished8638]

Bros, who knew Kwite was a Bloons fan. Sick proformance bloon chipper

[@Idk_imbored]

12:45 how you know?

[@polybius8571]

8:14 NO, that is NOT solid state!

[@Solargress]

Please Kwite fix the wrong you’re/your it’s driving me insane help

[@pastelfreckle7798]

i deserve a lil feature in this video because kwite pointing an ORANGE TIPPED GUN AT ME was kinda hot.

[@jibwop]

i like to imagine the reflection in kwites glasses is his eyes

[@VivianWasntHere]

New here?

[@cooperette1]

Bro 13:52 is goood

[@Thememecreator]

The video dropped a minute ago, tf you mean 😭

[@AmyKoopa]

@@Thememecreatorlmao

[@VivianWasntHere]

tried to like farm and got nothing out of it

[@sleepy_token.1]

kwite tuah! Kwite on that thang

[@Buzz.co2]

12:40 this is the guy from Monster House. If you watched the movie, you’d know.

[@bm_142]

5:15 Ah i get it, Come true

[@creedmustbleed]

“your”…?

[@tenidiotaodpizzy4603]

he used the wrong you're

[@creedmustbleed]

@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603 yes i know. that is the reason why i commented.

[@xvphoenix4715]

1:49 stonks

[@greasy_night_rat9102]

14:08 great acting, so much conviction. Made me cackle ✌❤🐀

[@justsomeghuleh]

Bro Kwite is my comfort person idk how but they are

[@cc-ms5ud]

i was 0% surprised when i checked the most replayed moment and it was 6:13

[@TheOGslime]

Kwite. Kwote. Every videos ive watched ive looked at those gg containers and wonder what the image on them is. Maybe this video is making see things

[@Mike-qg8vm]

Yall start calling kwite the "balloon chipper" because he voiced the balloon chipper in a btd6 rap

[@No_one_here111]

By taking HRT I have circumvented the human libido, I will accent

[@sketchycat6223]

6:16 Kwite whimper asmr channel when??

[@FinntheSquire]

Interesting title, really smart to misspell that so we would comment

[@al4st0rzsp1k3y]

Kwite stop using the wrong 'your' in your videos. It makes me so ungodly rageful. I'm in your walls.

[@LaplacesAngel612]

Aren't we all

[@bentoncozzi612]

taylor swift has ruined the term down bad for me, not because i hate the song i just can't hear the phrase without hearing the song anymore

[@LuigianoMariano]

"Since the very beginning of tribes, societies and civilizations, humans have always had an unending thirst that could not even be quenched by water."

[@greattitan371]

I get obsessed too quickly when I like someone

[@Chillwave6]

That's... damn, so from what I looked up, you might be kinda unhealthily coping with some past issues which caused it. I'd say learn to kinda like yourself more and do more relaxing things, slow life down a bit. oh yeah and also a good one is to learn to be more confident since it's also rooted in that often. hope those help :)

[@L0SERf0x-thz]

hm perhaps the hoodie man isn’t dead like the news said

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@regg42]

6:16 we got em also Kendrick reference?????

[@sillyman69.69]

6:14 kite moaning was not on my bingo card for 2024

[@merliiiinn]

The only thing I do faster than nut is click a notif for Kwite's videos ♥️

[@Sp0tsNStripes]

I was 3rd wheeling a E couple while they were drinking

[@celticireland]

I love your hands, they’re so pretty and nice looking!

[@Celeste__ch.]

that last guy is a legend, props to him

[@Charliewobig]

I WAS LATE BC I WAS WATCHING THE MINECRAFT PARKOUR THING YOU MADE A WHOLE VIDEO ABT💔💔 IM SO MAD I GOTTA KEEP UP W KWITE UPLOADS

[@user-jo2gx9du1g]

I was about to joik koff when yhis video dropped. Fitting

[@Linkman8912]

Solid state hard drive is actually a thing, or at least a marketing term. It's basically just an HDD with some solid state cache to make it run a bit smoother

[@Pdaiiao.crazyy]

BBG WAKE UP KWITE JUST POSTED AGAIN.

[@_l0v3rB0i_]

not this coming out not even 48 hours after I realized I might be down bad for someone…

[@theinternetdebateman3437]

“… you’re third wheel, and you’re just SITTING THERE!”

[@torterratortellini6641]

8:35 That’s the true way to test if someone straight. You’re only straight if youu turn down that offer.

[@dm98five]

4:10 pyrocynical reference

[@sleepyspacefrog]

2:24 hey this sounds familiar... HOLD ON, this was in a Kwite video before!