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@Li_me3 жыл бұрын
2:32 “Do you have stamps?” “I don’t have stamps” He’s so nice
@silviavalentine38123 жыл бұрын
Ikr! What an honest fellow
@ncedwards12343 жыл бұрын
Right??? I thought that was gonna be the best part, but Saw kept talking back lol.
@CaveyMoth3 жыл бұрын
@@silviavalentine3812 Is that Lucy I see? Edit: It isn't anymore.
@CaveyMoth3 жыл бұрын
@@silviavalentine3812 I love Elfen Lied..even though it's pretty brutal and depressing.
@Narinjas3 жыл бұрын
Time STAMP.
@LelloIntegrale3 жыл бұрын
The stare at the "Every day bro" got me dying
@cavemanpretzel95203 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else mentioned it lmao
@relic49483 жыл бұрын
When I heard it I was like *hol up*
@sweetboson3 жыл бұрын
I noticed the stare and wondered "Is this some sort of inside joke I'm too much of a pleb to understand?" Someone please explain
@cavemanpretzel95203 жыл бұрын
@@sweetboson "every day bro with that Disney Channel flow". If that doesn't remind you, then literally just search the quote. That should get you the context
@denji54263 жыл бұрын
@@sweetboson popular youtuber jake paul's awful song is called everyday bro
@George-Hawthorne Жыл бұрын
A list of Victims I'd like Saw to face. 1) A super intelligent person that can overcome the traps in painless ways. 2) A person with absolutely no sense of self preservation 3) An apethetic person who just doesn't care if he lives or dies 4) A person who actually wants to die
@xelius1239 ай бұрын
john would probably make the super intelligent person his apprentice
@mingus445_gaming8 ай бұрын
im all of these people
@Akkarin4128 ай бұрын
How about someone who can’t feel pain?
@freddiemedley55808 ай бұрын
You don't understand saw then, Jigsaw mainly tests the people in the 2-4 catagarys as he sees it as a way too cure those things. Also John, Hoffman and probably Gordon can "intercipate the human mind and leave nothing too chance" so that super smart person wouldn't be able to outsmart anyone other then Amanda or any of the remake Jigsaw's
@freddiemedley55808 ай бұрын
@@Akkarin412 Then they'd be put into a game rather then a test 🙄
@herbderbler1585 Жыл бұрын
The most terrifying and psychotic person in this whole skit is the person who makes a reservation for Applebees.
@Iblamethebarrels Жыл бұрын
When you're there, you're family 🤷♀️
@Kma99107 Жыл бұрын
Shit my family must be crazy
@justaguywholikesharlemshak541311 ай бұрын
@@IblamethebarrelsNot even Applebee's
@suiway11 ай бұрын
LOL this comment reminds me of the christmas my parents gave my siblings thoughful gift cards to stores that fit their interests but then gave me one for Applebees. It was like they had filled each of my siblings christmas stockings with their favorite candy and then the only thing in mine was a lemon even though I hate lemons.
@stephenking585211 ай бұрын
@@Iblamethebarrelsisn’t that Olive Garden?
@idklol7813 жыл бұрын
i love how the other guy didnt even consider just saying “damn if you wanna die so badly just donate the blood already”
@linermusic47323 жыл бұрын
Why would I do that it's a painful death, I guess suffocating is better
@doctor49613 жыл бұрын
@@linermusic4732 i think suffocating is way worst than passing out due to loss of blood, sure the cut in your arm would hurt, but still, i would be fine with that for saving someone else
@michaelpugh26173 жыл бұрын
@@doctor4961 not suffocating, it would be poisoning. Bleeding out would be pretty shitty especially when cutting yourself
@doctor49613 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpugh2617 lol poisoning must be waaay worst, depending on the gas you would also suffocate
@jaerae81443 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think in this situation I'd somehow try to do myself in somehow rather than either of those things happening. That way I could at least control how quick or painless it was.
@arthochakravorthy62743 жыл бұрын
Why is this so spot on. Even the saw guy relates.
@JJ-jg7qz3 жыл бұрын
@@HakoTaco1 no he’s called john kramer
@abde46453 жыл бұрын
@@HakoTaco1 bruh
@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc66833 жыл бұрын
@@HakoTaco1 you tried to correct the guy, so JJ corrected you. This is funny because it an example of situational irony, as when you tried to correct Artho, you instead where the one corrected, creating a joke, otherwise known as a goof, a jape, etc. You then responded in a serious manner, demonstrating your subpar understanding of modern humour, leaving you up for public humiliation. Realizing this, the dude replied with “bruh”, his expression trying to subtly hint to you that you had missed something of importance in the conversation. The situation has evolved into further situational irony, as now, not once, but two times have you failed to understand the humour, doubling down on the general consensus of ridicule this comments section has towards you, very much to my, and others, amusement.
@user-mb1qs5ok4v3 жыл бұрын
@@HakoTaco1 SuS Amogus
@UsenameTakenWasTaken3 жыл бұрын
His name is Peepee Shank Face.
@wonkothesane8691 Жыл бұрын
The thing about the "Saw" movies is after the first one, the traps are more complex and convoluted, which can make them more vulnerable to defeat.
@chickencurry420 Жыл бұрын
Imagine an intricate trap being shut down cuz a dude accidentally cuts one rope and stopped a crucial part of its triggering mechanism
@davitucsonn2243 Жыл бұрын
@@chickencurry420 it would be cool if there were decorative, destructible things like a exposed rope or chains throughout the trap and the people would be absolutely distraught at the fact they could avoid that chaos by just destroying something they didn't
@theblindbandit6533 Жыл бұрын
Also when the new saw took up the reigns they stopped being puzzles and just straight impossible to survive
@WeirdPros Жыл бұрын
@@theblindbandit6533 I remember that being original Jigsaw's major gripe with his apprentices after he was hospitalized. They absorbed all the engineering and threw out all the entire purpoe.
@beelzeboo11 ай бұрын
There’s a lack of understanding in this comment. John Kramer the original Jigsaw, didn’t make his traps unbeatable. Each one was designed from the ground up to be solved or “deactivated” in ONE specific way. There was a purpose behind each trap and they were designed to make the victim value their life and be “rehabilitated” from their destructive nature through physical trauma and predicament torture. He was a rich civil engineer before he was a serial killer, and he had a lot of help constructing each trap/game. Each trap was constructed and tested in an environment that minimized any possible caveats or loopholes a victim could potentially discover. That’s why certain traps go through advancements or phases like the bear trap, John was eliminating ways victims could find another way out of a trap other than the specific way he had designed. The only other ways his traps are stopped outside of the way he intends, is if there is a great amount of interference from outside sources such as police, or something in the environment not being previously accounted for. It is the later Jigsaw killers that do not care about the philosophy of rehabilitation or the value of life. - Jigsaw #2 (Amanda) became unhinged and made her traps impossible to escape. - Jigsaw #3 (Hoffman) was arguably the most prolific killer, and even had a higher body count than Kramer, he made his traps impossible to escape as well, his goal was to eliminate pretty much everyone involved with the Jigsaw games, going as far as shooting his way out of an FBI office, setting up sentry gun turrets, bombing state police, faking his death, and killing everyone in a police station including Jigsaw’s own wife. - Jigsaw #4/Logan wasn’t technically a Jigsaw, he is an ex combat medic and was going out of his way to kill one unbelievably corrupt cop. The games in Saw 8 aren’t Logan, they are in the past being conducted by John, it is actually the first ever Jigsaw game before Saw 1. Those traps were escapable. - Jigsaw #5/William Schenck also wasn’t technically a Jigsaw but was very much directly emulating/copying Jigsaw. As far as I know his traps were never meant to be escapable either. So when John was the active Jigsaw killer, the games were literally designed to be beaten and you did have a likelihood of success if you thought hard enough. As for the remaining apprentices/copycats, the traps were designed to be inescapable , so even though they might get more complicated..it’s highly unlikely you would ever escape the trap if you found yourself having to escape one.
@3XAaa Жыл бұрын
“Do you have stamps?” “No I don’t have stamps” Got me ROLLING 😂😂😂
@zt38537 ай бұрын
literally had me chuckling for minutes
@flavioalbatrozz25573 жыл бұрын
it would be really cool if they did a saw series where the protagonist is super intelligent and ends up finding countless other ways to circumvent the traps.
@texascultdeity89043 жыл бұрын
Hello here this is the lock picking lawyer and today i got myself stuck in a saw trap
@illumi._.3 жыл бұрын
I’m legit surprised they haven’t thought of that yet
@benjamindover10173 жыл бұрын
@@texascultdeity8904 LMAO
@gxnja_bxby80103 жыл бұрын
yeah i would drag a dead body with me just in case things like this happen so i can use the dead body's blood to open the door
@donotbangchan3 жыл бұрын
Alice in borderland
@BlueThing643 жыл бұрын
One guy wants to die, the other needs blood. Seems like the problem kinda solves itself.
@christianyepez10163 жыл бұрын
One guy doesn't want to shove his arm in a buzz saw and one does, the problem is definitely still there.
@Zellonous3 жыл бұрын
@@christianyepez1016 make him, I guess
@magosexploratoradeon64093 жыл бұрын
@@christianyepez1016 knock him out and force him, a quick and easy solution.
@jamescawl69043 жыл бұрын
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 about that. What if the other guy is a better fighter and knocks you out instead? Your hands would most probably be ripped to pieces in those saw blades.
@error81193 жыл бұрын
@@Zellonous that’s kinda the point of the video, what would the other guy rlly do?
@staticradio724 Жыл бұрын
That was always my biggest gripe with the Saw franchise. Like, i wanna live as much as the next person, but i don't want to live so badly that I'm willing to gauge out my own eyes with a spoon, bruh! And the whole series is dependent on people who apparently do, i guess??
@GabrielTorres-fl2xo Жыл бұрын
Not only that but like...human beings passing out due to extreme pain IS a thing, so i think you'll very probably pass out from trying to cut off your eye and then just die anyway
@ottere9 ай бұрын
@@GabrielTorres-fl2xoHuman tolerance is impeccable.
@sarahspaceslippers9 ай бұрын
@@ottereYeah, you are more likely to pass out from bloodloss. Aron Lee Ralston managed to cut off part of his arm to save his own life.
@kaputt_jay38739 ай бұрын
@@GabrielTorres-fl2xo At least you'd be unconscious while the trap activates. Won't have to suffer the agonizing sensation of being stabbed or crushed or whatever trap does.
@okbutwhatif99058 ай бұрын
@@sarahspaceslippersAron Lee Arlston also said he passed out multiple times while doing it lol
@SamuelTheShifter Жыл бұрын
The most relatable line is "Oh, I stopped the timer. I was kind of enjoying this."
@xiyang97263 жыл бұрын
"if you have XI in your name, you are a certified freak"
@heainzmanoj1563 жыл бұрын
It's okay mate I'm sure you're good
@rafiki_95623 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most underrated comment on KZbin
@William_Kyle-Yuki_Yuuki3 жыл бұрын
But is it "In" you name if it is your name?
@mistybreath3 жыл бұрын
L
@NerdyCatCoffeeee3 жыл бұрын
You're read as "He" and that is read as "ex-ai", if i'm correct
@builttoscalevideos3 жыл бұрын
Knowing Jigsaw, he probably would be the kind of guy to send that letter
@Dead_man-zb9rp3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he did have a weird honor system. He’d either send it or at least leave it for the police to find at some point.
@rotini38513 жыл бұрын
Tf do you mean "knowing jigsaw"?
@builttoscalevideos3 жыл бұрын
@@rotini3851 well, they develop his character really well throughout the first 7 Saw movies. He may be a bad guy, but he had his reasons for doing the stuff he did. And like the other comment said, he had this sort of weird honour system.
@rotini38513 жыл бұрын
@@builttoscalevideos dam they show you his life and reasons so well that you start to know him. I wouldn't know cuz I've only watched all the yt videos about the movies but never actually seen any of them
@builttoscalevideos3 жыл бұрын
@@rotini3851 Saw 1 is probably the only good one tbh. The timeline gets to be a bit of a clusterfuck by the end of the series, but at the same time that’s kind of Saw’s charm, after Saw 3 you’re like, “what crazy shit are they gonna come up with next?”
@ertagon Жыл бұрын
1:00 Actually, a human being can lose a maximum of 14% of their blood. On average we have anywhere from 4.5 to 5.5 of liters of blood. Which means that a singular person can lose anywhere from 0.63 to 0.77 liters of blood without life-threatening effects. At 20% you will become dizzy and might lose conciseness. (0.9 to 1.1 liters) At 30% to 40% the blood loss is considered critical (roughly 1.35 to 2.2 liters) 1 litre is around 2.11 US pints So that means that for 10 US pints you would need 4.73 liters of blood. Even if this amount is split between the two contestants, it would still require each to provide 2.365 liters of blood. This amount is well above the 40% mark and loss of consciousness followed by a coma and a certain death is almost guaranteed. Even is somehow both of them could stay awake after such a loss of blood, they would require immediate aggressive life-saving measures.
@randomnameforarandomnerd84003 ай бұрын
thank you 🙏
@Boingy4203 ай бұрын
"What about those dudes posing shirtless giving the finger?" Jigsaw: "That was only one time. :("
@RayMak3 жыл бұрын
They went from victim to bros in a few minutes
@chocolatethedog50853 жыл бұрын
Why hello Ray Mak
@ogpechie3 жыл бұрын
Ratio
@kero62983 жыл бұрын
Who even are you
@frederickjalbert32983 жыл бұрын
@@ogpechie lol fail. Hold this L
@coloursphere36373 жыл бұрын
yea lol Ray Mak bro
@redrobby99393 жыл бұрын
That guy didn’t want to die, he just knew how to connect on a spiritual and cultural level with the killer and saved himself probably hours worth of pain and misery.
@Empty_Bottle3 жыл бұрын
iq 5000
@riverstein72513 жыл бұрын
They say that if you get kidnapped, your best chance is to keep talking and make friends with the kidnapper. It makes it harder for them to kill you
@hoangnguyenvuhuy55353 жыл бұрын
@@riverstein7251 and then you got connected to your kidnapper and voila Stockholm's
@quitegauche3 жыл бұрын
@@hoangnguyenvuhuy5535 or the kidnapper develops Lima syndrome ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@nateghosts76653 жыл бұрын
@@quitegauche think you're speaking of ligma syndrome
@lughfiregod16 Жыл бұрын
The problem here is that accepting death in Saw movies is also horrific, and people do indeed already go that route
@jazzabighits4473 Жыл бұрын
Idk i think i'd rather die from gas inhalation than cutting between my fingers up half of my forearm
@agamemnonofmycenae52584 ай бұрын
@@jazzabighits4473 accepting death in a saw movie would be having your jaw explode, or your bowels pulled out. It's not an easier death most of the time.
@jazzabighits44734 ай бұрын
@@agamemnonofmycenae5258 YEah usually, but in this case it was just gas
@Fayanora11 ай бұрын
Millennial survival technique: be so blase about dying that the serial killer loves your whole, like, vibe and stuff.
@greateagle87993 жыл бұрын
“In fifteen minutes, this room is gonna fill with toxic gas..” “say less”
@officialsubway77073 жыл бұрын
Like hurry up already, actually can you make that 5 seconds
@mahnoorahmad16903 жыл бұрын
@@officialsubway7707 Huh I never knew subway was actually suicidal
@IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink3 жыл бұрын
@@officialsubway7707 right I would rather stand there and suffocate, there’s no way I would put myself through the pain of any of these tbh.
@PrinceUSMC3 жыл бұрын
I’d go to sleep
@Teekay_ZA3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@royce64853 жыл бұрын
“Twitter is hell...in fact that’s where I’m going. Ok we’ll circle back to that one”
@romanuslureaus21763 жыл бұрын
Was that a Biden's Press Secretary Psaki reference? 🤣
@KingOfGamesss3 жыл бұрын
"Hell" is a headache eternal
@JinxyVision3 жыл бұрын
I really hope there isn't Twitter in hell.
@KingOfGamesss3 жыл бұрын
@@JinxyVision "Hell" isn't a physical Place/Location you can travel to..."Hell" is a state of being within pure perfect negative energy
@samschreiber16403 жыл бұрын
@@KingOfGamesss hell is a state of mind and so is heaven, who knew religion is full of metaphors..
@sigmundphelps795910 ай бұрын
I love how the whole reason jigsaw made the traps is for them to learn a lesson and then appreciate life and cherish it. Literally what happens here is the complete opposite literally thinks of all the things he won’t have to deal with anymore if he’s dead lol
@Johnny-Thin Жыл бұрын
I love how Jigsaw’s biggest problem right now is that he has no stamps
@budderbuddha523 жыл бұрын
0:27 Billy: "the only way out is the door behind you. Opening it will take sacrifice." lawpickinglawyer: i'm about to end this man's whole career.
@AmeButCool3 жыл бұрын
Jiggle at 1...
@magiv42053 жыл бұрын
Click outta one, nothing on two, little click on three...
@monochromatic96013 жыл бұрын
@@magiv4205 four is binding, five is set
@Madchemist0023 жыл бұрын
Going back to one, one is set, click out of two...
@godspeed54283 жыл бұрын
Then tell the lock, let the key f**k you...
@jacobstevens70463 жыл бұрын
"Ermmm... Siamese twins need to work together we havea more optional thing" I love it.
@dustinzacharias8227 Жыл бұрын
Since jigsaw kidnapped people who were young and not appreciating life, this conversation definitely could happen.
@Herbertti3 Жыл бұрын
"I don't have stamps" is where I lost it.
@AlexanderTheBloodraven3 жыл бұрын
“When you’re dead, no more Twitter.” Suicide rates: STONKS
@ordinaryfellow90933 жыл бұрын
*goes to hell* Twitter: *Exist for eternity because it's hell* *NOT STONKS*
@dibs64623 жыл бұрын
@@ordinaryfellow9093 twitter is extra hell
@cass99293 жыл бұрын
This shouldn't even be funny, but I'm floored
@WowieZowie1233 жыл бұрын
Twitter is a living hell
@thekodex11863 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@codeblue95383 жыл бұрын
When Saw mistakenly picked up a secretly depressed person for his games😂
@michaelnettles30593 жыл бұрын
It wasn't an accident, Jigsaw targets the depressed
@hackxe59623 жыл бұрын
@@michaelnettles3059 no
@michaelnettles30593 жыл бұрын
@@hackxe5962 What
@hackxe59623 жыл бұрын
@@michaelnettles3059 doesn't Jigsaw go for people that have committed crimes/done bad things?
@michaelnettles30593 жыл бұрын
@@hackxe5962 He goes for anyone he thinks isn't appreciating life enough. That includes people who waste their lives with crime and people who have lost loved ones and are grieving.
@Hu-WhyteMan Жыл бұрын
NGL I had low expectations coming into this, I had never seen any of your work, boy am I impressed! You've got another subscriber here! About to go through your back catalogue now. Can't wait to see what you have in store!
@cloakernoises73547 ай бұрын
The funny thing is, is that there are always tons of loopholes in saw traps
@secrated3 жыл бұрын
"I stopped the timer i was kinda enjoying this" He probably was enjoying it
@wheeker4092 жыл бұрын
me, an empath, sensing that he was enjoying it
@oofyalDAMMIT2 жыл бұрын
if only Sonic.exe did the same too
@booneshow18632 жыл бұрын
I would probably have a good time
@Radificacion3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, i stop the timer i was kind of enjoying this" Lmaoooo 4:47
@okcancel51323 жыл бұрын
I need to stop reading the comments before I finish the vid 😔
@qb40973 жыл бұрын
@@okcancel5132 same
@brnleekarza88093 жыл бұрын
@@okcancel5132 i just can't
@dwhizzel64713 жыл бұрын
@@okcancel5132 same lol
@rickcardochischilly34843 жыл бұрын
i fucking died when he said that😂😂💀
@theoronandres239110 ай бұрын
10 pints of blood!? That's a lose-lose scenario since losing 4-5 pints is seriously life threatening.
@jailywaily2129Ай бұрын
Well this movie had a series of traps with a group of people… they were supposed to work together to beat each trap but some ended up dying and there were only two that could do this trap so they had to give 5 pints each to survive
@alliekingsley7919 Жыл бұрын
This was seriously better than any of the saw movies.
@jacksonstarbringer79723 жыл бұрын
literally just pee in the blood collection system
@duellinksantimeta76363 жыл бұрын
Well everything is better than bleeding. Puking, pee, brown stuff, white stuff... It will get stinky and sticky.
@spaghoottionaplate47523 жыл бұрын
@@duellinksantimeta7636 White stuff I see
@duellinksantimeta76363 жыл бұрын
@@spaghoottionaplate4752 Everything for survival.
@fenixmeaney61703 жыл бұрын
Wow If it's weighted, I was just thinking find something heavy in that backpack Pretty sure there's just a button that opens the door
@Zanelander3 жыл бұрын
@@fenixmeaney6170 Then you've never saw any of the Saw movies troglodite.
@majdramadan84043 жыл бұрын
Let’s just appreciate for a second Zach acting three completely different people arguing and making it look effortless.
@hannessteiner62413 жыл бұрын
after like one million attempts XD
@kpopmashup2283 жыл бұрын
One person arguing, one person making an awesome list and one person enjoying the show****💃
@simasima52553 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I really forget that all of them is only one person! His job is perfect
@OrigamiMaster063 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard of Caleb City?
@split58873 жыл бұрын
You guys never saw Ryan George I believe
@fordderek242910 ай бұрын
Literally any liquid would work.
@Orio435 Жыл бұрын
2:57 i 100% agree with this one but cg5 and cam steady have actual bangers tho so youtuber songs are definitely something i’d miss
@Promses2Keep3 жыл бұрын
I don't know which is worse: the fact that his..."friend" just casually walked out, leaving him to die, or the fact that Jigsaw turned the machine and timer BACK on and left with him. TO. GET. STAMPS.
@bethanydavis90233 жыл бұрын
Maybe the "friend" was a sociopath or didn't really give a shit about him in the first place?
@quirda773 жыл бұрын
@@bethanydavis9023 it wasn't even his friend. Most people in saw movies are strangers forced to worked together. It's easier to do bad things to people you have no connection too hence why "what will you do to survive" is always a running theme in saw movies
@bethanydavis90233 жыл бұрын
@@quirda77 that makes sense. I was wondering about that. Friends would likely freak out more and try to work together.
@PegsVAcoffin3 жыл бұрын
They weren’t friends though?
@Duros3603 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t matter, if the guy left behind at the end was willing to do it to live, then why should it matter that he has do do it solo for half the amount, his lot hasn’t changed, so logically he’s just pissed he has to be the only one to suffer, which he was resigned but willing to anyway lol
@puttingafewshellsinya26913 жыл бұрын
“hey do you have stamps” “i don’t have stamps” “he doesn’t have stamps” 😂😂😂
@eatyourcereal47473 жыл бұрын
When he doesn't have stamps:
@unluckyart21913 жыл бұрын
Guys I think he doesn’t have stamps but idk 🤔
@leonorcrafts98772 жыл бұрын
Perhaps he didn’t have stamps after all
@Fgqwetttyvu2 жыл бұрын
@@leonorcrafts9877 or perhaps he was the stamps all along...
@mono-sb2ol2 жыл бұрын
@@Fgqwetttyvu maybe the stamps were really the friends we made along the way
@KatBaumgarten6 ай бұрын
The delivery of "no, the fuck?" is legitimately the best thing ever
@omeletted5514 Жыл бұрын
I like that "Eyyyyy!!" when he opens the door to leave lmao
@dommyboysmith3 жыл бұрын
"I'll knock it down to 5 liters" So, just ALL your blood.
@mikoajh27473 жыл бұрын
Pints not liters
@badgameplay4933 жыл бұрын
@@mikoajh2747 10 pints is 4,7 liters so even if they did 50/50 they both would die from blood loss
@patrickstump46813 жыл бұрын
@@badgameplay493 right, but it’s not 5 liters of blood, it’s 5 pints
@badgameplay4933 жыл бұрын
@@patrickstump4681 even that ammount would make a person very dizzy and disoriented and probably wouldn't be able to think straight which could lead to death either way if they didn't escape also you wouldn't magically stop bleeding once 5 pints was achieved, if you cut a big wound you might still die from bleeding
@UnpopularNightcore3 жыл бұрын
but does it have to be blood? *pee in it*
@bassyxgrelle86592 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a horror movie but the one character who genuinely doesn't give a shit whether they die or not is somehow miraculously able to avoid death at every turn
@darthestar8791 Жыл бұрын
I would watch that NGL
@bassyxgrelle8659 Жыл бұрын
@@darthestar8791 Random character: oh my god! We're going to be killed!!! I don't want to die!!! Them: lmao bet *runs into danger* RC: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Them: well if we just run from the problem it's only gonna get worse *shrug*
@goodmorning2386 Жыл бұрын
I’d love that 😂 like a horror comedy movie
@mrbubbles6468 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was called Cabin in the Woods.
@BraidensWorldProductions Жыл бұрын
What would be better is if they are just begging to die but somehow keep escaping
@coffeenotcoffee8492 Жыл бұрын
4:41 Oh I stopped the timer, I was kind of enjoying this.
@caradarling4 күн бұрын
Making a list of the things you won’t miss when you die when you’re about to die might actually help you feel better about dying. Great idea.
@hopeguerra47173 жыл бұрын
"I swear there's a new song by those people like EvErYdAy BrO." Lmfao his face
@kiearisdaniels393 жыл бұрын
It’s everyday bro with the Disney channel flow
@codnerd62483 жыл бұрын
@@kiearisdaniels39 get the fuck out
@NoahTheNoah3 жыл бұрын
I read this as the character said it.
@grizzlybear63773 жыл бұрын
I want to give this comment a like but it's a perfect 666. Edit: Damn, it's gone. Lord Satan is not amused.
@blank87193 жыл бұрын
@@codnerd6248 why am I laughing so much lmao
@fenixmeaney61703 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw: you must do this thing to your body or die Millennial: die Gen z: or?
@bleedinghearts47683 жыл бұрын
more like Jigsaw: “You’ll die if-“ Gen Z: “Bet! Say less.”
@Fenris23 жыл бұрын
Gen z would be a douche
@kratos63683 жыл бұрын
@@bleedinghearts4768 no...y'all gonna freak to death
@siyotsistu3 жыл бұрын
@@kratos6368 I'm pretty sure everyone would freak to death. let them have fun!
@kratos63683 жыл бұрын
@@siyotsistu no
@anxia-tea5846 Жыл бұрын
“Dude. I have had an ongoing clinical diagnosis of *severe* depression and anxiety since I was fucking ten. Did you think this through?”
@adizcool2-65510 ай бұрын
I honestly expected the other guy to knock out the depressed one and use him for the entire 10 pints. Like, if you wanna die, cool. Just die in a way which benefits me.
@gamerman72763 жыл бұрын
"The beaker must be filled with ten pints of blood" Me: *pees in it*
@Imagoofygoober694203 жыл бұрын
I thought of that to
@christiant.11133 жыл бұрын
That's actually genius
@Peanutflavorwater3 жыл бұрын
i was legit thinking of that as soon as i saw the trap lmao
@austinkentner17713 жыл бұрын
If it's weighted, why couldn't they just push down on the weight?
@Imagoofygoober694203 жыл бұрын
@@austinkentner1771 I didn’t look at it to much but your hand would get cut by the blades used to draw blood
@Malepical3 жыл бұрын
"Siamese twins NEED to work together.. this is optional." 😭😭😭 If I have to wait my entire life to use that line, I will
@cantthinkofaname34212 жыл бұрын
just letting you know you got this many likes on your comment
@Malepical2 жыл бұрын
@@cantthinkofaname3421 holy- I don't even remember the video 😂 thanks!
@CRWeaventure2 жыл бұрын
@@Malepical congrats on 1.9k you’re famous
@AlternativeShae2 жыл бұрын
2k likes big pog
@CRWeaventure2 жыл бұрын
2.9k holy SHIT
@Rainok Жыл бұрын
I'd probably just do the blood thing as soon as it turns on without giving the other person a chance to stop me. This sounds depressing, but I'd rather them be fully conscious for the next puzzle than both being half dead
@SwagMush28 күн бұрын
Bro really befriended the villian. Task failed successfully
@SevenZeroEleven3 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw being this chillass dude who just wants someone to talk to is so funny lmao
@thequietkid32592 жыл бұрын
This is one of the universes dr strange SAW... Ill see myself out.
@iiiivvvv99862 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched the movie but wasn't that basically the case? Like, he got diagnosed with cancer so he kidnapped a bunch of people to mess with?
@shreknskrubgaming72482 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow not every one of Jigsaw's victims committed crimes, though. One dude literally just self-harmed and I'm not trying to say I'm an advocate of doing it, but I mean he puts that guy in the same vein as a literal rapist. Jigsaw's sense of morality is a little flawed.
@shreknskrubgaming72482 жыл бұрын
@@iiiivvvv9986 Jigsaw's origin story becomes kinda weird throughout the series. First it was because he got diagnosed with cancer and had a failed suicide attempt which gave him a new outlook on life, then it was because his wife had a miscarriage because someone hit her in the stomach with a door, then it was because an insurance company screwed him over with the cancer or something, they pretty much just invent a new origin story whenever they feel like it. It's part of the reason why some people hate Saw but I don't know, the convoluted story is part of the charm in my opinion.
@mariyam1511 Жыл бұрын
Ikrrr 😂😂😂
@elhopper37353 жыл бұрын
Okay I would totally watch an entire movie of this. Just this guy and Saw dude chatting it up and having a great time. Would be better than like half of those Saw movies as well
@greatwavefan3973 жыл бұрын
I could tell this Jigsaw was voiced over by Zach.
@rimquelsiret3 жыл бұрын
Are u seriously saying that
@vasconcelos73563 жыл бұрын
Ik right? The movies ended up being more about the traps than the actual story. The first one was great. It was creative, and had both story and interesting traps. Things just went downhill from there. Especially with them killing off so many likeable and interesting characters, one of the best examples being Eric Matthews. Also, the way they made a lot of the traps impossible was so shit. One of the best things about the traps was that they had hope, seeing it was possible to survive, but failed. Giving a human hope just to crush it right after is pure psychologic horror right there.
@mattlivingston45462 жыл бұрын
@@vasconcelos7356 There should be a saw movie where the victims outsmart every trap and make it out uninjured and then put saw theough a series of his own traps and rig the last one so there's no way out.
@sugarlv64342 жыл бұрын
@@mattlivingston4546 Cool idea dude!
@slaysindutch193811 ай бұрын
Jigsaw casually agreeing with him on annoying things is amazing pff
@rubberbullet2178 Жыл бұрын
For me it’s the fact that even the premise of the challenge is supposed to be nigh impossible without someone almost or actually dying since they have to give almost an entire human’s body worth of blood and losing more than 40% can lead you to dying
@NocturnalCachalot3 жыл бұрын
"No, the fuck, I was joking!" 😂😂😂 Love those videos where the horror genre is thoroughly disassembled by you while you showcase the absolute absurdity of "horror" 😁
@natorgator49697 ай бұрын
humor
@GamingWins2 жыл бұрын
can we just apprecitre how well this man lit himself so he fits in seamlessly into the green screened saw set?!
@matthewhayes21982 жыл бұрын
7
@aubarlowe2 жыл бұрын
you can also mess around with lighting in post production/editing with overlays etc. It's more likely he did that
@Qu0d2 жыл бұрын
Wait gamingwins, like in cinemawins? Nice
@shakaama2 жыл бұрын
you know you just... nevermind. go on with the compliment. I'll just be over here rolling my eyes.
@whale27102 жыл бұрын
@@aubarlowe still impressive
@isaiahsams87907 ай бұрын
Fr people always saying my we like who’s we, I love my life and I’d never intentionally end it but my resolve isn’t high enough to run my hand through that thing and take 5 liters of blood 🙏🏾😭
@sarahmcdonald86724 ай бұрын
No more debt. No more taxes. No more Karen's. No more forcing myself to talk to people. No more pretending to listen to people.
@killertank21863 жыл бұрын
Anybody else genuinely want to see a scene like this in a horror movie? I think it would probably work really well in one of the “scary movie” movies. I’d love to see someone just speech 100 their way out if something like this
@keylanoslokj18062 жыл бұрын
I mean the tone in those movies is do predictable and monolithic. Nothing really novel like this happens. Nothing random and real life like
@Thawhid2 жыл бұрын
@@keylanoslokj1806 ya
@jayzn19312 жыл бұрын
Sadly Jigsaw is never connected live.
@LightTrack-2 жыл бұрын
@@keylanoslokj1806 I don't think any of this is "real life like".
@vinicus5082 жыл бұрын
Go watch “scary movie”
@cheesychi83173 жыл бұрын
"Oh I stopped the timer, I was kind of enjoying this." Key to getting out of Saw: befriend the psycho
@unknowncreatures132 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@d1fferen72 жыл бұрын
In most of the Saw movies, all stuff was pre-recorded [video tapes ; voice recordings]. There wasn't a direct communication between Jigsaw and his test subjects. But in this YT video, due to its nature (parody), it was made that Jigsaw can hear (and talk with) his test subjects.
@DillonMeyer2 ай бұрын
Personally I want there to be a SAW where all the participants are serial killers with their own gimmicks like JigSaw, and that to survive, they must save other's lives or succumb to death themselves with the final real twist being that the sole survivor would be made into his new successor.
@WorthlessDeadEnd9 ай бұрын
I'm kind of disappointed that one of them was not apathetic about dying. It would have been dark, but just imagine one of the Saw victims not giving a shit about their own life.
@smokedravioli32083 жыл бұрын
“Yeah well Dixie has -xi -ix and just straight up DIX in it, her fate was kinda sealed”
@breannajoseph20183 жыл бұрын
G O A T E D
@niccolabryer3 жыл бұрын
"Still hurts" "hey chin up" *keeps writing*😂
@brandrcjcorbin53973 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the human body has 10 pints of blood in total but if you lose 40% or more of your blood you will die, so losing 4 pints would kill you, so in that situation you either kill your friend or you both die. Unless they took teh 5 pint deal together and sacrificed 2.5 pints each.
@IluvinortheIneffable3 жыл бұрын
In the actual movie there are 5 of them at the beginning. If they worked together, they would only have to give 2 pints each.
@shreknskrubgaming72483 жыл бұрын
@@IluvinortheIneffable and they end up taking 5 pints each and surviving anyways, if I remember correctly.
@C00kiesAplenty3 жыл бұрын
@@shreknskrubgaming7248 I think one of them dies, and it ends up being more of a 3-7 or so split.
@shreknskrubgaming72483 жыл бұрын
@@C00kiesAplenty can't remember. It's been a long time since I watched the Saw movies
@lydellb3 жыл бұрын
@@C00kiesAplenty The girl basically shreds her arm down to the elbow to get it but she makes it out.
@PandemoniumVice Жыл бұрын
"At 5 pints each, it's possible for both of us to survive." I know just enough about human anatomy that that made me laugh out loud. Like, no. You'll both be dead. Approximately 10 pints of blood in the human body, losing 3 pints you'll fall unconscious, 4 pints and you're dead. 5 pints? Super extra dead. Your body doesn't have enough pressure left to move the blood around your circulatory system. Edit: You got me.
@shrederman9838 Жыл бұрын
Half way through and this just turns into Tosh stand up
@arianaharvey9613 жыл бұрын
The clapping emoji line is so accurate it gave me PTSD.
@ridgedog23173 жыл бұрын
It 👏 sure 👏 is
@realah30013 жыл бұрын
People👏Who👏Do👏This👏Deserve 👏to👏Die
@alcejaylos.42573 жыл бұрын
@@realah3001 I know you're doing that to prove a point but I kinda struggled to stop myself from shooting you just now xD
@ATemplarIGuess3 жыл бұрын
@@alcejaylos.4257 don't struggle, give into the hate
@Drakonus_3 жыл бұрын
And to think it all started with Pewdiepie saying "Meme👏 Review👏"
@squibi-o55222 жыл бұрын
This is why you should always stay hydrated kids, if you’re ever stuck in this very specific death trap you can just piss in the blood receptacle, works exactly the same.
@connortobin3775 Жыл бұрын
Just be sure not to stick it in too far
@explorinjenkins349 Жыл бұрын
Hell, why stop there? Piss, shit, vomit and if you got the time put a little jizzum in there too.
@gmailisaretard Жыл бұрын
@@connortobin3775 counter point, this will help with the blood letting too!
@connortobin3775 Жыл бұрын
@@gmailisaretard man, I want a life when I get out, not a lifetime sentence to a therapist and a trauma team
@Belphegorite Жыл бұрын
@@connortobin3775 There are very few advantages to having a microdick, but this is one. Or so I've heard.
@MrWick-gv1xe Жыл бұрын
Wow, this a masterpiece, a beautiful work of art
@greglenny19994 ай бұрын
The👏 future 👏depends👏 on👏 what 👏we👏 do 👏in👏 the👏 present.👏
@Savahax3 жыл бұрын
Zach, these "when you're" memes coming to live are a brilliant format, executed even better. Keep 'em coming bro holy boobslap.
@r3gret20793 жыл бұрын
Lmao "holy boobslap"? Gotta admit I ain't heard that one yet.
@jcw52883 жыл бұрын
Saw movies are unrealistic. How do the victims have such high pain threshold? A small cut on my finger and I can't use my hand for several days already.
@aylamendoza5983 жыл бұрын
Adrenaline lol
@nickelglasses7003 жыл бұрын
Adrenaline...and clout.
@julesverne43393 жыл бұрын
Morphine. Wears out in 12 hours or so. During wars that gets people killed, but if you can't kill your enemy then go find another job.
@Iceman960513 жыл бұрын
@@julesverne4339 Well, all opiates would but I think Jigsaw drugging them would defeat the point. Technically alcohol and amphetamines/uppers can do the same thing, just not to the same level.
@SirBladewind3 жыл бұрын
Idk man, I fell off a ledge once and split my nails entirely off gripping a windowsill to stop my fall. Was bleeding fuckin everywhere but didn't really notice until after I landed on a dumpster lid. Humans are capable of some pretty brutal stuff in order to survive.
@IrishSniper13610 ай бұрын
I was expect him to ask for the pen the guy was using and then stab him with it to get the blood.
@trebaneconapise7793 Жыл бұрын
If Adam survived and became John's apprentice:
@jackieweaver38843 жыл бұрын
When Saw picks the class clown who is depressed af for his games:
@tsunamifoxy3 жыл бұрын
Me: This is where the fun begins!
@ralph_d_youtuber82983 жыл бұрын
Her fate was sealed straight from the birth certificate. Destruction 500.
@giftybrightebangha36248 ай бұрын
The thing about the Saw series is the choice of Jigsaw's victims. If you notice, he often choses outrageously evil people. Tho so many of them didnot deserve what happened to them but self-centered people donot always think of group survival, thus leading in literally everyone's death. On a side note, i'd rather die that lose a limb or an eye
@justanugget98067 ай бұрын
4:19 the way he paused to give the camera a hopeless look made me laugh.
@tezzla63587 ай бұрын
youtube asked me to rate your comment
@zininajid3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd rather die than do any of those games
@honeycomb9373 жыл бұрын
yeah, like, i don't wanna do some weird shit where i get hooked up to a machine and breathing kills me. just shoot me in the head or something already
@emilyau80233 жыл бұрын
Well you're kind of forced into some
@Scarlettt3433 жыл бұрын
If I get stuck in a trap that causes a fast death I'll just sit and wait it out, or if its one of the pin ones I'll chillax there and wait for someone to come rescue me
@Real-Rat3 жыл бұрын
I would start destroying things and make his life sh¡t by screaming annoyingly
@pedromoura14463 жыл бұрын
@@Real-Rat high pitch noises till he cant take it anymore and has to mute you XD
@shooby94963 жыл бұрын
"In fifteen minutes this room is going to fill with a toxic gas." Jerma would appreciate this.
@thelastone43813 жыл бұрын
GAS
@--Nabe-rius--Ай бұрын
I imagine if he accidentally kidnaps a pro speed runner and the speed runner keeps finding ways of glitching through the traps.
@VivaLahope6 ай бұрын
“I swear there’s a new song by those people everyday bro.” After the fifth rewatch of this finally got the joke.
@williamcraig63773 жыл бұрын
Why does it need to be blood? Why not just relieve yourself of the 44oz soda they had earlier?
@duellinksantimeta76363 жыл бұрын
I think you have to make more than that. Someone mentioned to throw up and if that's not enough, I would add some yellow stuff, brown stuff, white stuff... Everything is better than bleeding.
@woodlefoof23 жыл бұрын
@@duellinksantimeta7636 hell if nothing else just top it off with that last few bits of blood
@sinny54043 жыл бұрын
@@woodlefoof2 I think I'll take poison gas over blades with everything you never want to touch all over them. You're pretty much signing off on playing Russian roulette except every bullet is replaced with a randomly horrible slow way to die after you escape. and you may pull the trigger more than once if there's feces..
@GenericProtagonist73 жыл бұрын
@@sinny5404 There's six arm holes mate, you use one to use every other bodily fluid and a different one to create a wound. Why would you even consider using the same blade? Even so, why would you take definitely dying from poison gas over maybe dying from infection way after escaping?
@woodlefoof23 жыл бұрын
@@sinny5404 modern medicine is a thing, you can pour some alcohol over it when you’re done to make the doctors job easier even.
@shadywiskerz3 жыл бұрын
Anybody ever think about how Jigsaw built all of this casually by himself.
@paiger60582 жыл бұрын
He had help. He had Amanda almost from the beginning. He also had the detective.
@paiger60582 жыл бұрын
Amanda built many contraptions
@bv83x2 жыл бұрын
Justin Jerkoff didn't think about that one
@JohnDoe-yc2qt2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure he did it casually? I prefer to imagine him doing a line of coke first, and then frantically building a bunch of contraptions on the fly using whatever's around.
@DagonAum172 жыл бұрын
Want he an engineer by trade?
@floraspond666 Жыл бұрын
Me who’s on my period: *reaches into pants aggressively
@actioninmyphannypack Жыл бұрын
“I don’t have stamps”
@123r972 жыл бұрын
Honestly this approach is actually pretty smart. He starts off by changing the dynamic from a us against the killer scenario to me and the killer watching you do this. Then he starts being the intermediary between the other guy and the killer with that statement about stamps making it so he's closer to the killer and more apart from this game. Then he starts probing with a lot of common things people might dislike and keeps going until he gets a hit from Jigsaw and circles around that one until they feel more connected and gets freed without ever needing to saw his hand off and he even gaining a new friend.
@deathisnotwhatseems2 жыл бұрын
DNhg ur smart glad you could comprehend that.
@Es-zb8vu2 жыл бұрын
That is quite the tactic
@belle-x_youtube2 жыл бұрын
@@Es-zb8vu Remind me not to interact with my victims.....
@Grandmother628 Жыл бұрын
@@belle-x_youtube You mean your viewers?
@RadioMan2023 Жыл бұрын
@@Grandmother628 Damn straight roasted him like a pig
@jessbian33853 жыл бұрын
“Lets list things we wont miss!” My brain immediately, for some reason: Traffic. “Traffic.”
@AwoudeX2 жыл бұрын
I'm from the Netherlands, there's traffic here, but it's awesome to drive here at the same time
@nash33642 жыл бұрын
Dude same!
@brrrrrr2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about taxes
@MelDano_OFF2 жыл бұрын
@@brrrrrr i dont mind abt them, i don't pay em lol
@DiogenesDworkinson2 жыл бұрын
@@nash3364 you should go get stamps together
@becca53444 Жыл бұрын
“No wait, twitter IS hell” 😂 Too accurate
@activatewindows7415Ай бұрын
watching this at 12 am is so much more immersive, mainly because this will cause me to be unable to sleep lmao.
@johnchessant30123 жыл бұрын
THERE 👏 ARE 👏 CLAPPING 👏 HANDS 👏 EMOJIS 👏 BETWEEN 👏 THE 👏 WORDS 👏 IN 👏 THIS 👏 SENTENCE
@lukysmoke70783 жыл бұрын
This infuriate me to the core of my soul.. For no reason
@boringnames69203 жыл бұрын
WHY 👏 THO?
@Dwizard34153 жыл бұрын
Imagine hearing someone talk like that irl. Thats why I hate it.
@jakwolfe30253 жыл бұрын
@@Dwizard3415 I have heard ppl do this IRL...it makes me wanna break their fingers and rip out their tongue
@joshuakram3 жыл бұрын
Toxic gas definitely doesn't seem as bad as sawing your hand.
@boredflower3 жыл бұрын
I guess, toxic gas will most likely cause a severe reaction forcing you to suffocate on your own bodily fluids as your lungs fill with bile and blood.
@yerokaasregor3 жыл бұрын
@@boredflower just like the good old mustard gas Ahhh the good times🤢🤤
@TheByQQ3 жыл бұрын
@@boredflower that still sounds a bit better than sawing your hand off
@n3gi_3 жыл бұрын
@@boredflower Still better than Sawing your hand and then dying of blood loss or infection.
@zakosist2 жыл бұрын
I disagree if its just cutting your hand for blood, but if its actually cutting off your fingers/part of your hand, then I'm not so sure anymore. Also may depend on exactly what type of gas. To me getting permanently handicapped would be far more demotivating for trying to survive than the pain by itself. Also can you actually safely give that much blood and be able to stop it in time? Otherwise its only choosing how you die, not if you die (soon)
@chigookafor7104 ай бұрын
they say "work smarter not harder" and that's what the guy that didn't want blood taken did
@gwenpicchi57198 ай бұрын
I was about to compliment the one who wanted to lose on his idea for how to survive... and then I learned he wasn't serious.