When you want to listen to every Arctic Monkeys album but only have 9 and a half minutes (AM Medley)

Including every song from each album, using each song exactly once.
Would have loved to include some B-sides in here, maybe next time!
Lyrics:
Anticipation has a habit to set you up
Brick by bricks
Love’s a risk
Quite the little boy
They wanted to be one of The Strokes
Now look, here comes a Ford Mondeo
Isn’t he Mr Inconspicuous?
And he don’t even have to say hello
Well, the heartbeat’s at its peak
Don’t have to mean that you’ve stolen their…
Thunderstorms
Lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
And a smile, and waving goodbye
Curiosity becomes a heavy load
Too heavy to hold
And no understanding
Of where it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there’s a very common crisis
Everything’s in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past, though
Look what it’s done to your friends
Their memories are pretend
And the thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways
So incase I’m mistaken I
Just wanna hear your fake tales of San Francisco
Echo through the gloom
With a cough drop coloured tongue
And you were sitting in the back booth by the
Pamphlets and the literature on how to beat
The good grace of a sweetheart
Out to the point she’ll comply
And why do you only call me when you’re high?
Somewhere darker, talking to you now
Puncturing your bubble of relatability
With your bollocks
I don’t want your advice or your praise
Or to move in the ways you do
And I never thought
Not in a million years
That I’d meet someone you like
You’re in the meteor strike
It is that easy
Lunar surface on a Saturday night
Dressed like a fictional character
From a burning building or throwing her to the sharks
Can only hope you’ve got it aimed at me
Suck it and see
You never know if this feeling flows both ways
(Sad to see you go)
Was sorta hoping that you’d stay in touch
And all the pretty visitors came and waved their arms
And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the wall
For when it gets too loud for me to hear her speak
And she had a broken arm
It was close, but never close enough
Been watching cowboy films
On gloomy afternoons
Tinting the solitude
Put on your dancing shoes
You sexy little liar
Just like those fibs to pop and fizz
And you’ll be forced to take it all more seriously
I’ve tried to ask you this in some daydreams
My days end best when the sunset gets itself
Behind us
She’s saying that he’s not gonna slap me or try to attack me
He’s not the jealous type
And I only need to get half an excuse and I’m away
But when there’s nowt you can say
Behind they go through to the bit where you pay
And you realise then that it’s finally the time
To walk back past ten thousand eyes
Like a memory from your youth
I’ll be here waiting ever so patiently for you
Timing wise, it’s probably alright
But under these lights, you look good on the dancefloor
I don’t know if you’re looking for romance around there
And there’s the truth that they can’t see past
The disco strobes in the stumbling blocks
Wait, there's just enough time left to swing by
And re-address the start
The shake, rattle, and roll
Drunken monologues, confused because
It's not like I'm falling in love, I just wanna be yours
Secrets that I can’t keep
Like in my heart, there’s that hotel and casino
Mark speaking
Please tell me how it tastes
Kung Fu fighting on a rainy day
When she walks her footsteps sing
Spotlit, getting cynical, and that won’t do
I'd throw the rose tint back on the exploded view
Darling, if it’s true you’re gonna run away
Tell me where you’ve been
Going riding through the smoke
Pyjama pants and a Subbuteo cloak
You know that it's alright
If you wanna cry some of the hottest tears you ever cried
Multiplied by five
I suppose you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do
We just cannot explain to you
And those silly boys in blue
Well they force you to make a wish
They say, “Climb up this”
And, “Jump off the ferry in the night”
The inevitables gather to push you around
Any other voice makes my head pirouette
More than I would be willing to confess
D is for delightful, and try and keep your trousers on
I think you should know you're mistaken if you're thinking
That I haven't been called cold before"
As you bit into my skull
Wayne Manor, what you whispered in my ear
I must admit you gave me something momentarily
In which I could be someone else for a week
I'd spend it chasing after the train
You wanted it, you got it all
And I can’t get it started on my own
When my invincible streak turns onto the final straight
If that's what it takes to say goodnight
Then that's what it takes

[@tomadavison]

I had them in the description, but I'll put the lyrics here too: Anticipation has a habit to set you up Brick by bricks Love’s a risk Quite the little boy They wanted to be one of The Strokes Now look, here comes a Ford Mondeo Isn’t he Mr Inconspicuous? And he don’t even have to say hello Well, the heartbeat’s at its peak Don’t have to mean that you’ve stolen their… Thunderstorms Lying on your side With your hands between your thighs And a smile, and waving goodbye Curiosity becomes a heavy load Too heavy to hold And no understanding Of where it goes off And out come all these words Oh there’s a very common crisis Everything’s in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past, though Look what it’s done to your friends Their memories are pretend And the thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways So incase I’m mistaken I Just wanna hear your fake tales of San Francisco Echo through the gloom With a cough drop coloured tongue And you were sitting in the back booth by the Pamphlets and the literature on how to beat The good grace of a sweetheart Out to the point she’ll comply And why do you only call me when you’re high? Somewhere darker, talking to you now Puncturing your bubble of relatability With your bollocks I don’t want your advice or your praise Or to move in the ways you do And I never thought Not in a million years That I’d meet someone you like You’re in the meteor strike It is that easy Lunar surface on a Saturday night Dressed like a fictional character From a burning building or throwing her to the sharks Can only hope you’ve got it aimed at me Suck it and see You never know if this feeling flows both ways (Sad to see you go) Was sorta hoping that you’d stay in touch And all the pretty visitors came and waved their arms And cast the shadow of a snake pit on the wall For when it gets too loud for me to hear her speak And she had a broken arm It was close, but never close enough Been watching cowboy films On gloomy afternoons Tinting the solitude Put on your dancing shoes You sexy little liar Just like those fibs to pop and fizz And you’ll be forced to take it all more seriously I’ve tried to ask you this in some daydreams My days end best when the sunset gets itself Behind us She’s saying that he’s not gonna slap me or try to attack me He’s not the jealous type And I only need to get half an excuse and I’m away But when there’s nowt you can say Behind they go through to the bit where you pay And you realise then that it’s finally the time To walk back past ten thousand eyes Like a memory from your youth I’ll be here waiting ever so patiently for you Timing wise, it’s probably alright But under these lights, you look good on the dancefloor I don’t know if you’re looking for romance around there And there’s the truth that they can’t see past The disco strobes in the stumbling blocks Wait, there's just enough time left to swing by And re-address the start The shake, rattle, and roll Drunken monologues, confused because It's not like I'm falling in love, I just wanna be yours Secrets that I can’t keep Like in my heart, there’s that hotel and casino Mark speaking Please tell me how it tastes Kung Fu fighting on a rainy day When she walks her footsteps sing Spotlit, getting cynical, and that won’t do I'd throw the rose tint back on the exploded view Darling, if it’s true you’re gonna run away Tell me where you’ve been Going riding through the smoke Pyjama pants and a Subbuteo cloak You know that it's alright If you wanna cry some of the hottest tears you ever cried Multiplied by five I suppose you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do We just cannot explain to you And those silly boys in blue Well they force you to make a wish They say, “Climb up this” And, “Jump off the ferry in the night” The inevitables gather to push you around Any other voice makes my head pirouette More than I would be willing to confess D is for delightful, and try and keep your trousers on I think you should know you're mistaken if you're thinking That I haven't been called cold before" As you bit into my skull Wayne Manor, what you whispered in my ear I must admit you gave me something momentarily In which I could be someone else for a week I'd spend it chasing after the train You wanted it, you got it all And I can’t get it started on my own When my invincible streak turns onto the final straight If that's what it takes to say goodnight Then that's what it takes

[@Name-lq7qr]

Great video🤘 But you missed "Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts"

[@matthewbanton7077]

@@Name-lq7qr not on the albums

[@lucyisaravenclaw3710]

you're my soulmate

[@arabella_ros]

"It's not like I'm falling in love I just wanna be yours" BRO'S OUT HERE MAKING ART FROM ART

[@duvan-solis]

That's how art works most of the time.

[@cadesi.]

im not ruining the 505 likes

[@crannykart]

4:05 “Put on your dancing shoes you sexy little liar” lmao

[@yussefcheaitou]

how didn't I catch that lol

[@jadeeveronicaa]

i was about to comment this like omg hwijeohdohw

[@Hardertohide12]

The transition to dancing shoes is everythig😢

[@krom5779]

Begenning with The View From The Afternoon and ending with Perfect Sense was extremely satisfying.

[@samnoobsinnadaoriginal1176]

True, even knowing Perfect Sense is one of their weakest closings

[@marssr5873]

And it makes perfect sense!

[@ferwoodz]

yeS

[@ptk779]

@@samnoobsinnadaoriginal1176 No Way! LOL!

[@subliminalhotellyn_tbhc6036]

Yes omg

[@iwanqualters6890]

“Puncturing your bubble of relatability with your bollocks”- Alex Turner

[@sourcepotato_bwobby]

2:23 for anyone who wants it btw

[@youssrabensiahmed8901]

00:53 "thunder,stormmmms laying on her, side with your arms between your thighs and a, smile and waving goodbye.." wtff these transitions are so beautiful, jaw dropping

[@saira510]

5:55 "Mark speaking, please tell me how it tastes" helpp lmaoo🤣

[@cherrywontsleep7267]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is how i would introduce the band

[@subliminalhotellyn_tbhc6036]

Bro same

[@yussefcheaitou]

same they just have too much variety to describe in one or even two songs I myself don't listen to the first 2 albums, even tho I am obsessed with the band

[@smorrow]

_Son of Jazz Noise and Randomonium_ for the Frank Zappa version

[@vulturetf3857]

8:04 “you’re mistaken if you think i haven’t been called before, as you bit into my skull”

[@arara7713]

From 3:42 ,Cornerstone, to All My Own Stunts and then Dancing Shoes at 4:08 is just unbelievably perfect wtf 💀

[@maloyy3216]

8:08 💀

[@ferwoodz]

ikr

[@subliminalhotellyn_tbhc6036]

Yes then to dance little liar omg-

[@subliminalhotellyn_tbhc6036]

@@maloyy3216 yes

[@theslate7987]

Trying to sing along to this is crazy as hell

[@bluedudeinahole1]

Doctor: you only have 9 minutes left to live what do you want to do? Me:

[@ameliepurdon1772]

7.55 the transition from dangerous animals to d is for dangerous 🤌

[@tisan5184]

Exquisito

[@jbqtcat]

YES

[@scottelement]

7:52 - 7:57 is GOLD 😂

[@jbqtcat]

for real

[@adamburton7471]

This really paints a clear picture of how dynamic they are as a band. ❤

[@sandovalweisz8244]

KZbin: How many copyright strikes do you want? Tom Davison: Yes

[@bluesprucenyc]

"Darling, if it's true you're gonna run away, tell me where you've been" 6:34 This video is brilliant, and deserves a lot more attention! I can only imagine how long this took to map out.

[@overlordh1254]

Dang, they follow right into each other

[@MrsMars-kf5lb]

No cuz you don't understand this is my hyperfixation band and I've just spent ten minutes bouncing around and shouting and being truly and utterly delighted

[@soup4924]

ME TOO DUDE THIS VIDEO BROUGHT ME SO MUCH HAPPINESS

[@merylmeiqi]

YOURE JUST LIKE ME FR

[@18358J0S6]

Same here!

[@jayphilpot2909]

Maybe I have 0 original experiences

[@chrryflavouredd]

me fr

[@undertheinfluenceofswag7092]

We _seriously_ need someone to do a singing version of this

[@ghostcookie]

i second this

[@xImageBreakerx]

Some of the singles are their best songs.

[@beccaannlocke]

@@ghostcookie i guess you could say they’re selling like ghost cookies

[@twentysix_26]

THE TRANSITIONS ARE ON POINT

[@shambhavi_sinha]

The transition from She's Thunderstorms to 505, omg... EDIT: OMG FROM PILEDRIVER TO IF YOU WERE THERE

[@politemenace5781]

Some of these transitions had me genuinely gasping in awe. This is such a clever concept, one of the most creative things I've ever seen. Well done!

[@memojuarez6797]

It's not like I'm falling in love, I just _-want ya to do me no good, and you look like you could-_ Wanna Be Yours

[@sergibonell5400]

Man, this is so well made. Bravo!

[@floccinaucinihilipilificat4132]

And now we need Muse video, yeah? :)

[@sergibonell5400]

@@floccinaucinihilipilificat4132 YES! That would be amazing

[@alexturnersgirlfriend]

I’ve been waiting for someone who listens to Muse and Arctic Monkeys🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ thank you for existing

[@sergibonell5400]

@@alexturnersgirlfriend 🙇

[@onedirectioninfection5756]

THE TRANSITION BTWN 505 AND DO ME A FAVOR WAS SO GOOD oh wow the transition between cornerstone and all my own stunts ....

[@caseyhamm4292]

almost perfection. the only thing holding it back was how short secret door is cut

[@mariapaula1469]

i am shocked, the commitment this man put into this video is amazing

[@zeilian]

arctic monkeys really got quieter every record. wouldn't be surprised if lp10 are just ambient landscapes for 40 minutes with alex crooning over them.

[@subliminalhotellyn_tbhc6036]

Lmao. Yes, or they might go back to rock some day, who knows. Who knows, maybe they might want to become pop artists-

[@theevilloafers5235]

@@subliminalhotellyn_tbhc6036 nah they won't i know that for sure, SIAS (Retro Rock with a bit of Pop) and AM (Hiphop and R&B) are their pop albums. The next album could either sound like "Sculptures Of Anything Goes" (darker and brooding atmosphere almost Humbug esque) or "I Ain't Quite Where I Think I Am" (disco-funk pop with string arrangements).

[@axolone1]

Doctor: "I'm sorry to inform you, that you have 10 minutes to live." Me:

[@MaddyGGGGGG]

This was the most violent emotional whiplash I’ve experienced in my life

[@nadia_17]

never knew i needed this until right now

[@fruit314]

Sun Goes Down into You Probably Couldn't See was SO CLEAN

[@dlrese]

this is so chaotically beautiful, i love it

[@bobble8088]

sometimes you have to know the next word of the song in your head to reach ultimate satisfaction and is the same reason I couldn't enjoy the strokes medley nearly as much as this one, I didn't know enough the strokes songs, but this is very much up my alley 👍

[@enzobaldwin6121]

Even knowing all the strokes songs, this one still flows a lot better. This is great.

[@imapotato2611]

This is a masterpiece omg. The transitions were amazing and I tried to sing along lol

[@lepermessiah86]

I can imagine this same thing but with all of their b-sides

[@ihxrtmusic]

0:48-1:36 is PERFECT

[@andrewcruz7595]

8:05 *So if you're just still mistaken that I've been called Cold before.. As you bit into my skull*💀

[@benl326]

Wow, this is actually unbelievable. Congratulations on creating this masterpiece, damm, I’m impressed

[@alexsghostcookie7911]

NO STOP! IM SO SO IN LOVE WITH THIS, I WAS GRINNING LIKE A MAD FULL THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING! AND NOW IM SO HAPPY I CAN SAY I CAN SING ALL THOSE SONGS AND CALL MYSELF A FAN THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS OMG!!

[@maddie_5023]

Mum: What are you listening to? Me: You wouldn't get it

[@BaygelTheDog]

the way u ended on perfect sense makes perfect sense and is perfect

[@ToothyMTG]

Cannot even imagine how much time did you spend on this but whoa, I guess it was worth all these days and hours.

[@affable.pebble]

The bass tone in "when the sun goes down" 😍😢

[@ghostcookie]

i'm obsessed.

[@something8071]

i am very surprised to see someone I subscribed to here!

[@avi_69]

"Get on your dancing shoes, you sexy little liar" 😭

[@theteabrewer7365]

That ending song made perfect sense to me

[@ferwoodz]

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M CRYING 💀 I love them so much, and that transition between Mardy Bum to Fluorescent adolescent to this House is a circus is LIT.

[@arrobaroa]

What a fucking masterpiece omg

[@zapatosincordon]

This is really good but it also feels like I'm having an aneurysm

[@elianarodriguezzeledon3622]

From do I wanna know to only ones who know to pretty visitors is so perfect wtf Edit: AND THEN FROM NO. 1 PARTY ANTHEM TO I WANNA BE YOURS

[@jonaslind2056]

Love it, and I I’m sure we are all are kung fu fighting on a raining day😂😂😂

[@TurnerDeathRamps]

was not expecting this video to be this good, great work!

[@AlexisGarciaInc]

Perfect Sense Finaly

[@janz1503]

This is insanely cool, would love to see more

[@marce488]

3:46 GENIUS

[@eeeduhn]

when i tell you the 505/Do Me A Favour transition got me omg

[@felipecrf22]

amazing mate, ending with perfect sense was top notch

[@merylmeiqi]

underrated transition: Dangerous Animals -> D Is For Dangerous

[@martinamarocchiprivada827]

This is my all too well 10min version

[@ele4144]

omg i loved the transition from dangerous animals and d is for dangerous

[@Dondonut115]

Idk if it was just me, but sometimes the lyrics were so hilarious lol, of course, in a good way because of the masterpiece the video is!

[@sander._xyz9066]

No 1 party anthem to I wanna be yours to fireside 😭😭😭

[@f.l.x.playerhd7179]

This is really awesome, what an amount of hours it must have taken, every each second worth it :)

[@chiara4a]

I've been waiting for someone to make this

[@stardust.7507]

This is everything I've ever wanted, and more.

[@gcldentrxnks.]

3:46 THIS IS SO GOOD

[@sliced_bread_]

This made me outrageously happy

[@vaishnavejp9247]

THIS VIDEO NEEDS TO BLOW UP

[@creamtaffy210]

This is absolutely mindblowing

[@iamauserofyoutube]

I love this so much! Some of the transitions are so smooth that my jaw just dropped.

[@septimusheap897]

This confirms that Arctic Monkeys are illuminati

[@AGuyCalledHarry]

One for Oasis would be interesting

[@awesomeellyseplays]

in my heart there’s that HOTEL AND CASINOoOo

[@poline4692]

omg that's my favorite video on Internet now!!

[@SwanZ99]

This is so well done, it’s incredible 😃👏🏻

[@maggiebeltaa5421]

This is absolutely phenomenal! 😭😭😭 Thank you so much! 🥰🌹

[@innercross-volt8160]

Epicardoooo este y el de the strokes sin duda debes hacer más ees una estilo único

[@utkarshamitra1267]

This is absolutely mind-blowing! Well done.

[@JoacoBravo11]

Love these!

[@abbedurgut3743]

This video brought me immense joy. Thank you!

[@Maria-tg7kl]

This is so well put together I love it

[@star.treatment]

Nuh the mix of emotions is crazy

[@Maatress]

funny thing is this song lyrics make more sense in this order more than the normal arctic monkeys song

[@okhoavan1175]

Couldnt thank you enough, after 2 years not listenning to AM i forgot almost all the song but this Medley video give me sooo much nostalgia, I used to remember all the lyrics to all the songs but right now i can only nodding to the beat xD

[@puttagodugu5996]

brilliantly made!

[@meter.records]

That ending was awesome

[@aakanshakar4960]

This was GENIUS! :D

[@mauriciojimenez6677]

I'd never imagine I needed this, but now I think I can't live without it

[@user-sc2lc5cx9u]

That is amazing!!!

[@grimrainstorm]

Oh there’s… A VeRy ComMoN CrIsIs” 😂 Edit: 6:57 that hurt my heart a little when you went from jet skis to one point, it’s like comforting it’s okay you can cry to, damn you got the hottest tears let me have them 😂

[@jj_mang0144]

The fireside-TBHC was so awesome to me idk why

[@kakaldo11]

The moment when body paint gently comes in... :D

[@joaomusica]

This is my new favorite video of all time

[@Bunnyyraabbit]

Incredible. I salute you. 🤗

[@f0ur0ut0f5]

this is actually so cool- (the pain i was in when humbug wasn't there until like 3mins in)

[@angelfp30]

masterpiece

[@TheBarlettano]

D is for Dangerous after Dangerous Animals is only logica

[@jalapa21]

This is the best thing ever

[@user-sz6bs7vw6p]

Brilliant!