When your least favorite companion wants to travel with you

Preston Buddy, I'm not going to travel with you anymore. You just gotta stop, its getting kinda embarrassing. Let me just leave my house go on my way with my best pal Dogmeat.
#fallout #fallout4
Patreon: / noobnut125

[@Standingcrown]

“Chinese checkers” Every Mr Gutsy in a 7 mile radius: *What sacrilege did i just hear*

[@AkimboSwords]

Liberators: Beep 🥲

[@melissag1364]

LIBERTY PRIME, ONLINE

[@davidevans7477]

@@melissag1364 BETTER DEAD THAN RED

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

Liberty Prime: MUST DESTROY ALL CHINESE CHECKERS!!

[@Jolis_Parsec]

@Akimbo Swords Red Menace: *menacing video game noises*

[@theblob1716]

The only companion I use is dogmeat because he doesn’t complain when I commit atrocities.

[@Hyperion-5744]

Same.

[@TheNocturnalLogician]

Right?

[@jount4195]

Strong and Kate don't mind much

[@emzetkin1100]

@@jount4195 It depends. After Cait gets all sober, her personality shifts a lot to where she's no longer the fun one.

[@therawringdog6754]

Strong compliments you

[@siechamontillado]

Garvey: "Hello Peter, what's happening? I'm gonna need you to go take care of a settlement today. Almost forgot, when you're done, I'm going to need to take care of another settlement. We lost some people, so we need to step up. Thanks."

[@pickle5074]

*Hello Peter.*

[@soldierorsomething]

"About those TPS reports"

[@Brehvon]

That... was difficult and fun! Garvey's voice with Lumberg's cadence! Lmao

[@kiefermcginty6189]

"B-b-but it's my stapler."

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Please, they only do their jobs if *your* a raider. They can't lose people if you're the one doing 98% of the work.

[@ComicalRealm]

"Amongst all the companions, ED-E makes me sad. He's just a robot on a mission to deliver data, but his programmed personality allows him to feel fear and even remorse. The idea of a simple machine being so dedicated yet so emotionally aware is a beautiful story " - Dogmeat

[@granudisimo]

Dogmeat said that? I thought the only dog that can talk was K-9 What's this malarkey?

[@kiefermcginty6189]

@@granudisimo I too have been greeted with confusion

[@imadrifter]

Dogmeat is dog deep

[@Noobnut125]

Sole survivor: “Holy shit Dogmeat you can talk?!” Dogmeat: “Woof”

[@granudisimo]

@@kiefermcginty6189 I was just looking for an excuse to say malarkey

[@silverfisherman4622]

*Him clipping through the door is the most accurate part of this.*

[@Old-ded-memes]

I brought Preston Garvey on one quest. He decided to profess his love for me while we were trapped in a submarine full of ghouls. I had to politely but awkwardly turn him down. After that, I sent him to Jamaica Plains and never crossed paths since.

[@jackn.offdonkeys477]

Preston : another settlement needs your love.. i mean help

[@jaketheonly1613]

I've renamed Spectacle Island to "Preston Island"

[@x-DiggA-x]

Lol beta male orbiter pressuring you to bang him while death is imminent.

[@Kryptnyt]

"Bro Preston I ain't gay it's cool that you are man but no" "But I saw that mod you installed where you and Strong can-" "PRESTON I SAID NO."

[@cautiouslycynical9786]

@@x-DiggA-x You have the beta behavior narrowed down, just so you can avoid it ofc. But related to Cold_broth's comment. Unless I'm mistaken, companions "profess" their love only if you pass a persuasion attempt. Going "just kidding" when they reciprocate is some sociopath shit.

[@jwayneadams]

Garvey "I'll mark it on your map" Me "Dude I picked you cause i felt sorry for not doing your quests and now you give me a quest during exploring Nah man"

[@greatscott175]

I side with the Raiders and beat Nuka World before I ever even talk to him the first time so he's automatically hostile and can't give me quests lol

[@Slender_Man_186]

@@greatscott175 I just download a mod that makes ever NPC protected instead of essential.

[@chesterstevens8870]

Garvey: "We heading out?" Frozen Dinner: "Sorry, P Graves; me, Dogmeat and my three ranks in Lone Wanderer already made plans. You stay here with the muckraker, the two junkies, the toaster and Shrek. Kthxbai."

[@bhart3321]

Is the toaster Ada, Danse, or Curie?

[@chesterstevens8870]

@@bhart3321 Nick: Ada is living with Codsworth and Curie on my robot farm, and Danse is lying facedown in some forgotten bunker in the outskirts of Boston.

[@lukevankleef4245]

@@chesterstevens8870 Robot farm. I like that.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

What did Codsworth or Ada do to get insulted? She's the only one to support your hoarding habit no less.

[@chesterstevens8870]

@@Umbra_Ursus Not an insult, a reward. As thanks for their valued service I sent them to a peaceful farm where they wouldn't have to listen to uppity settlers complain about how much their backs and feet hurt. Also Codsworth got a shiny new sentrybot chassis, with rockets and twin rapid-fire incinerators.

[@Cotton_Mouth]

Strong, I get it! You're bored, but I love to use power armor!

[@joenathan8594]

Also I wished he's shut the fuck up when I'm literally making his shity weapons better, This is why l send him to the swamps

[@MrTJPAS]

Doesn't he also hate lockpicking?

[@sargentbutter7164]

@@MrTJPAS yeah he’s honestly really annoying unless you’re making some cave man character don’t bother

[@yeyo1019]

At first I was excited to have Strong as a companion but the dude just complains about everything I do and he can't even do any assignments on my settlement, like come the fuck on why does he gets annoyed when I'm lockpicking something or modifying a weapon? Gun now do more damage and destruction, he should be happy. Mccready is now my man, he understands what I want, money, and he doesn't care if I achieve it by morally devious ways, best 250 caps ever used

[@CthulhuianBunny]

Characters like him and Sten in DA:O are why I hang out with non-verbal companions, ones that aren't too bad on the eyes, or simply adventure on my own. No amount of damage that they can dish out and tank is worth their constant bitching.

[@Sumschmuck]

Garvey: hey there General, we ready to go help some people? Me: heyyy buddy, no I was just inviting curie to my separate house and moving my last set of power armor to the garage. Why don't you go and listen to Piper talk for a bit, ok pal?

[@baileyreynolds461]

Piper>Garvey anyday

[@jeremyhotpocket]

@@baileyreynolds461 Desk Fan > Piper

[@Ved000000]

@@jeremyhotpocket Probably a Cait pleb.

[@Ethan-ph3nf]

Piper is adorable you philistine

[@L_H_Bruh]

I use "pipin hot piper" mod to change her appearance and since then I could never turn her down lol

[@captainobvious90]

That's why I became the Overboss in Nuka-World, to piss off Preston

[@geordiejones5618]

I hate that Bethesda made it so you can still join the Minutemen. They should be cut off forever if you're a raider. Same with the BOS.

[@RSFaber-nk6lh]

@@geordiejones5618 that kinda happens in the storyline tho

[@aweshetdima2157]

Garvey on the foundation of no escape locked to a pillory: "Hey General. Wanna go save some settlements?" Me: "...Nnnnooo. I'm kind of busy. I gotta go sit my house for a while. You have fun in the rain and uhh...open sky."

[@themonky5274]

I make a robot every playthrough, big ass sentry bot. Technically different, different names but he has a spirit and I know it's the same robot through every playthrough he's got me

[@notfred1233]

I too employ The Murderizer on my playthroughs. Dude saved my ass countless times. I also have a certain eyebot who I refuse to change the name of, regardless of playthrough.

[@themonky5274]

@@notfred1233 nothing stronger than the bond between a big ass robot with a gatling laser and heavy flame thrower with two mini nuke launchers on its back and a happy dad

[@notfred1233]

@@themonky5274 couldn't agree more, brother. Granted, the nuke launchers have caused a bit of trouble in close quarters, but nothing too bad.

[@colinevans8619]

@@notfred1233 you got to get the high charisma perk, that allows you to take no damage from companions. You would probably know better than me, if that perk works with Sentry bots or Eye bots.

[@QuicklimeTime]

Strong: _(knock knock)_ "Human? _Do you wanna eat a bo-dy?_ _Drink some human kindness milk?_ _You used to chow down on liver and heart_ _They were best parts_ _From all your ilk!_ _We could go and cause some carnage, not picking locks_ _And making enemies cryyy!_ _Do you wanna eat a bo-dy?_ _Don't have to be a human bo-dy..._ " Sole Survivor: "Fuck off, Strong, I'm making robots!" Strong: _"Okay, byyye..."_

[@bhart3321]

I'm sorry how do find Strong more annoying than that pissant Preston? At least Strong is useful in combat

[@broskiis03]

A truly tragic character

[@vulkanofnocturne]

that was brilliant and sad

[@QuicklimeTime]

@@bhart3321 I don't. I just didn't want to make Preston sympathetic.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Can you actually, you know, *finish* the whole "milk" thing? Or did that just go nowhere?

[@DRIZZT627]

I love how we all just decided Preston Garvey is the companion in question

[@besserwissersmartass1170]

I thought it would be deacon ngl...

[@tsuchinokofamiliar8092]

I love the little details like calling Dennis golden god with a subtitles

[@lie5196]

Garvey * sitting in darkness drinking scotch* : Hello General, where have you been ?! Lone Survivor: Oh you know the usual I've just been out helping settlements ... Garvey: No you haven't you've been gallivanting around with that floozy nick valentine haven't you ?! haven't you ?!! Look at me !"

[@imadrifter]

Why dont you look at me when we make love anymore??

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Omg i just played this comment out in my head and heard soap opera music while reading it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnmartinez7440]

"Newsflash Preston! I've hated you the entire goddamn time!!!"

[@nickolaiproblem]

@@imadrifter Preston in lingerie "Honey I trying to save our marriage but I feel like im only one trying"

[@dr.awesomeisawesome9567]

This is such an underated comment

[@Ry-Ry]

I absolutely hate Garvey I'd rather listen to a higher pitched Piper while being beaten to a pulp by a super mutant with a Foam Weapon than travel with Garvey

[@Marqan]

That's fine, but a settlement needs your help! Here, I'll mark it on your map!

[@grief6052]

I love garvey

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

If it's by a supermutant, it wouldn't take as long as you think.

[@lorifoldvary836]

That sounds kinda hot tho

[@aliekexie8467]

The worst part is that his perk is actually good, so its beneficial to travel with him.

[@pointlessgaming3989]

I like the part where Dennis' molecular structure becomes one with the door.

[@johndetlie7853]

Preston Garvey has never once left Sanctuary in any of my playthroughs. Far as I'm concerned, he can sit there guarding the gate and banging on houses while I go on adventures with Piper and Nick and Curie.

[@jonathonmcshane9842]

I actually didn't even know you could take that guy with you. Only now reading the comments here...

[@colinevans8619]

I feel that. The lone Sentinel of Sanctuary Hills. Always the way I played it.

[@joshm7335]

When Piper starts a conversation with me ever and I just want to hang out with Curie.

[@JRgsy]

Absolutely magnificent. These just keep getting better.

[@artemas9336]

companion? Oh you mean my talking backpack!

[@YTIsRanByFeds]

Murkwater construction site has one sleeping bag and thats for Garvey.

[@tomtheconqerur]

I can see Charlie being a fallout character.

[@QuarterAlive]

Same, definitely someone who hunts ghouls, not even just ferals. He wouldn’t kill them either he’d just let them go after he’s done looking at them or he’d keep them as a pet. Infact i think he’d live in a sewer, and theres a quest involving you capturing ghouls for him, then you either freeing a normal ghoul he has as a pet or killing him, but either way you unlock him as a companion, also his perk would be called Nightman, and it would increase decrease a chance of ghouls detecting you and would also have a small chance for them to ignore you completely

[@paulmarkelionisjr]

I want Fallout 5 takes place in Philadelphia and just have it be an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I mean its practically the same thing

[@Logan-zp8bi]

Garvey: Hey wanna hang out? Me: Sadly I only take friends with rockets. Garvey: I have a rocket launcher :) Me: BUT my sentry bot named Dan Melon, has two mortars and laser machine guns for hands! Garvey: ):

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

Preston: wanna hang out? Me: mmmm....whole lotta nope on account of Ada's with me Preston: another settlement [BANG!] Me: boring conversation anyways.....oh look raiders....THEY GOT PRESTON!! [bang, bang, bang] [had to make sure he's finished] Me: [fires gun filled with blanks that i got from the film studio] TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!! raider 1: what the hell is going on over there jack? raider 2: IDK Dan, let's go away before we get slagged raider 1: hey i found some alternator fluid in that gas station back a ways wanna try some? Raider 2: might as well, YOLO!

[@Brin_23]

Gotta say the worst companion is probably Garvey or Strong

[@joeybonzo1758]

Strong hated everything I did so I abandoned him at the red rocket gas station

[@Ved000000]

Strong just wants some mommy milkies. Don't diss the guy.

[@sword7166]

@@Ved000000 Mommy milkers of human kindness

[@romitch18]

His voice got annoying 😒 I love when my companions take out super mutants. Them using guns looks weird as well. They're basically hulks

[@AZOMBIERYO]

*Perfectly preserved pie exist* "I dont like it charlie, Its smug aura mocks me"

[@Growmetheus]

Thought Charlie was gonna replace Macready, but this is fun.

[@loganwallace741]

Literally all of my playthroughs are like this I can't help but take lone wanderer and party boy and it's this exact same awkward convo every time I run into a companion

[@vaulthunter7777]

What's best is he put Charlie as "The Dayman" and Dennis as "Golden God"

[@joshhoffman517]

The fact that Dennis is just glitching in the door at the end is priceless

[@pepsiman4065]

While I like The Golden God as a companion, I prefer Mantis Toboggan M.D

[@FrahdChikun]

His Magnum Dong perk really helps in a pinch

[@hybridtechowns]

I'll take ongo gablogian

[@lostallsenseofscale]

conpanions are an annoyance when i'm trying to sneak, and i got that lone ranger perk. this is me with every companion. all 24 of those beers are for me

[@weswarford8494]

Dayman and Golden God. What a battle.

[@masterzombie161]

(Dog meat returns after looking for parts) Dog meat: BARK! Charlie: (Drunk) a little late don’t you think? Dog meat: BARK! Charlie: ohh why don’t you take you mind off it…with some pizza and some beer…OHhhhh wait that’s right. I ate all the pizza..anddrankalltheebeer…. Dog meat: BARK!! Charlie: IAAAAAAAAM VERY WASTED!!!!

[@leahl5007]

This is so much about Preston it hurts 😂

[@FlynnBTerrens]

This is me every time i encounter Veronica

[@motodog242]

I will cut you for saying something so vile! Just kidding.

[@azraelwolfsblood2902]

What kind of man in their 20s and 30s plays board games unironically

[@flower6531]

I could have sworn when I read the thumbnail that it said preston

[@cade11071994]

This is me with Jacob, Kaiden, or James from the Mass Effect series.

[@daylonfrench4528]

Kaiden and James aren't THAT bad...but yeah Jacob's fate is always a rocket to the face for me :)

[@cade11071994]

@@daylonfrench4528 they are the three worst Party members in Mass Effect, for me.

[@daylonfrench4528]

@@cade11071994 compared to the others you're right.

[@GothBootsyCollins]

Garvey: "Just got word from another settlement, they need ou-" Sole Survivor: Aaaaactually I already did that one. Garvey: "Okay! Well, just got word from another sett-" Sole Survivor: And that one. Matter of fact Preston I've visited every single settlement in the Commonwealth and got them to join up. Garvey: "Oh. Right. Well. Guess I'll die"

[@kingborgar35]

The day man

[@hatsunemikuvsyourdrunkuncl6364]

honestly my favorite fallout meme so far

[@daimiondark1458]

*clips into the door at the end* Me: Yep that's Fallout for ya.

[@Immopimmo]

I always sent the shittiest companions to the shittiest settlement, walled them in and never traveled there again.

[@ProboscusMonke]

The only reason I ever bother with Garvey is so I can get United we stand, because the 20% damage and +20 defense boost when fighting enemies is kinda worth it.

[@Palmieres]

Yeah, Dogmeat isn't coming along. I love him too much and when he gets hurt I can't deal with it and I panic. Ada for me. Or Nick, he has cool lines and doesn't get annoying. Early Dennis was so tame, though, wasn't he? You'd never see later seasons' Dennis be this calm about being rejected. Charlie would be a lamp by now.

[@nairocamilo]

It's alright, he will never die

[@chrisl853]

Close competition with this and sopranos skyrim crossovers

[@hamstermunchies5558]

For me that's X6-88. He has no personality and his monotone callousness is unnerving

[@callmestumps6954]

Garvey always rocks up when I got Mac, Dogmeat, Hancock, or some dope ass robot loaded up and ready to go adventuring and I feel so awkward and bad... But then I remember my first playthrough where I tried to do all the companion's side quests and realized that he's really only worth it for the buff and I just kinda set him to some settlement that I never go to and forget that he exists... "Another settlement needs our help"

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

Next time invest more starter points in Charisma... "Hey dude yo wanna hang out for a while?" "FUCK OFF COMPANION #4!"

[@Anime_Lord3]

Thank God Garvey doesn’t talk to me anymore every since I joined the Nuka Raiders.

[@adankpancake]

when cass gives me that damn quest

[@madrenwillims4391]

"Golden god" and "dayman" 🤣,

[@Chevyman3030]

This is why you never go minute men You always go your own way

[@7brokenribs]

You should have made Charlie’s name Trundl since that’s how he spells his own name.

[@bootyshortsband]

later: "I DRANK ALL THE BEER AND ATE ALL THE PIZZA."

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Always makes my day seeing noobnut vids😁👍❤

[@novachek4386]

piper trying to open up to me about her backstory when i’m attempting to get in hancocks pants

[@jrojassengard2586]

"Sad beebing" -Automaton-84321

[@madeofmeats]

Me when Piper comes near me

[@hereliesnaif]

Damn i even forgot where i sent Garvey

[@djartyom924]

when ur crush is ur friend but her bf shows up

[@CristoXx666]

the coments about Garvey are to many ways better than the video that also its amazing! hahahahhaa

[@Blutteufel]

If he hadn't worn that hipster shirt, he probably would have chilled with him.

[@thegirlwhoanimates9814]

Preston Garvey. I just want to be left alone. He always shows up. I dont want to do any settlements, just stop.

[@MesugakiCorrectionalFacility]

Ada and Dogmeat don't judge me, unlike the rest of you.

[@bluebaby4120]

I mainly travel with Hancock and Nick, because Nick is useful and charismatic as all get out. And Hancock just makes me happy

[@disturbedpyro4511]

Me every time Piper wants me to take her along!

[@PixelatedFlu]

Perfect place to cut as it got to awkward for us Let them sort it out

[@Hunterstiq]

Reminds me of the Wade Boggs episode Junkie’s Baseball bat

[@Stoned2daBone-r4g]

The sole survivor just ended up drinking it all by themselves like a boss.

[@luckerowl8990]

you might still get settlement quests, but if you take a commonwealth settlement as part of Nuka World, Preston stops kissing your ass

[@thevideogamemaster8173]

Can you a video like this but on the opposite side from where your favorite companion wants to travel with you?

[@totenkopf28]

I love how you changed from FNV meme to FO4 meme just when i'm installed it yesterday (and uninstalled my FNV). What a coincidence

[@michaelandreipalon359]

...Say, Myron, wanna go with me, the Chosen One, to Navarro? It'll be fun enough that you won't leave your a** from there anymore.

[@Sophie-mv7bd]

Yeah sorry Preston me and piper are heading out see us later

[@TheDBZEDITOR]

I dislike companions due to their whining and judgmental comments when you pick up junk that you need for crafting or you fire your weapon when no one is around and the have the absolute audacity to scold you for it. The only companion I take is Porter Gage.

[@sage1682]

Duuuuude yes!! 😂😂 Always sunny and trailer park boys as bases for fallout memes are too pure

[@Daniel_Oliv]

Thats preston garvey for me XD

[@Growmetheus]

Lmao HES CLIPPING

[@hotlavatube]

Ugh, I had a bunch of mods installed and ONE of them inadvertently selected Jun Long permanently for repeated prolonged interactions. Of all the friggin' people to choose. I ended up installing a prison shackles mod to keep him away from me. It seemed more fitting than merely banishing him to a remote settlement. That way he could sit and think about what he did.

[@evan448]

Golden one Dayman brilliant

[@cramirez3855]

Pepper listen...

[@Tinandel]

I loved Cait UNTIL she sobered up. Maybe that makes me a terrible person, but I loved meeting random brawler Irish chick and going on a drug-fueled murder spree through the streets of post-Apocalyptic Boston just for giggles. Most fun part of the game for me.

[@caviersim3806]

I know what u mean, like the things we love about her are gone

[@connersheley9443]

I just wanna be able to take my chems without losing affinity.

[@Eddie-on2by]

I know everyone says this is about Garvey, but I personally really like him. His character just got ruined cause they made him give you like 2 new quests every time you talk to him that just get repetitive after a while.

[@yvs707]

Everytime. Yup

[@CybrosisEvolved]

Amazing

[@discworldfan]

Dogmeat? when i played fallout 4.. he tried to kill me several times by pushing me into the fire line of enemies, pushing me off the cliff when i was sniping enemies and even did attached enemies' attention to ME! I swear that Dogmeat hates me so much that he wants me dead in the game.

[@ThePsych123]

Dennis: I got, like, Chinese checkers, or-- Liberty Prime: * bursting through the wall * *RED CHINESE COMMUNIST DETECTED*

[@-Raylight]

Meanwhile, In FNV you can just kill them. Problem solved xD

[@Forgotten_A.I.]

That was just depressing

[@TiomesTheOne]

This make me smile. Which show is this?

[@plantymcplantface7182]

Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia :) If you want an idea of the shows comedy/vibe, check out this vid- it pretty much sums up the atmosphere of the show and the kinda jokes you can expect. (its 3 mins) kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqayioeOft-WmcU

[@imadrifter]

Is Threes Company

[@plantymcplantface7182]

@@imadrifter It's "It's always sunny in Philli" my mans :)

[@tavi9598]

I just travel alone most of the time. Companions always screw up my stealth and I don't need the walking backpack. So I send them all to places they can be useful instead of commenting on every stupid little thing I do. I like everyone but Strong. I'm too nice for Strong, even when everyone else hates me, so he gets left at Trinity Tower. To all the folks that hate Preston; there are mods that dial back on his quest giving that make him a lot more bearable.

[@pedrobarros4837]

In my current survival playthrough, I skipped Sanctuary and Concord altogether and went straight to Diamond City. Prescott Gravy and the Minutefolk sucks. The only companions that are worse than him imo, is Discount Store Hulk and that pervert (Myron) from Fallout 2.

[@articusramos808]

I keep Preston on Guard duty. He makes a good guard. Yes I respect all my companions. But as it is. I won't tell anyone. Ya need to find out

[@oldtimer4791]

Well, there always plan B: dispose of them (it's a game people do what you want). Plan C: if you can't ignore them, either be a dick to them or start mashing buttons to skip through dialogue.

[@ricksanchez3695]

Dude I had Cait with me until she got mad at me for giving away a Nuka Cola. I was like "ohhhh .... You're a greedy slag, ok. Lemme just leave you at the starlight drive-in". I made the mistake of flirting with her and leaving a suit of power armor there. I had no idea that companions could get in MY power armor and now idk how to get her out

[@venicec3310]

I think you can direct them to get out of the power armor

[@ricksanchez3695]

@@venicec3310 oh shit I gotta try that

[@ricksanchez3695]

My first thought was to just put as many rounds in her as I could but I forgot that because she's a companion she won't die

[@liamfoley3903]

@@ricksanchez3695 You can tell her to get out by talking to her.