When your parents belong in prison

[@brigidtheirish]

I'm with Gray on the box thing. My paternal grandma's first bed was a shoe box behind the wood stove because she was a tiny preemie who needed to be kept warm at all times. This was the 1910s, too, so I'm sure the shoe box was a lot nicer than we're used to now.

[@Nightfire613]

I mean, it doesn't even need to be a super nice box. When I was little I'd fall asleep in empty laundry baskets and cardboard boxes, even though I had a real bed.

[@Kualinar]

That shoe box was probably made out of wood, not flimsy cardboard. Watch out for splinters.

[@brigidtheirish]

@@Nightfire613 I think most kids did that. Heck, my youngest sister would terrify the rest of us by finding the most obscure little corners to fall asleep in. Even crawled into the *dryer* once.

[@brigidtheirish]

@@Kualinar No worries about splinters. The sides were padded.

[@mabus4910]

I read that in Finnland the state sends mothers a starter kit with necessities in a cardboard box. The box has a small matress at the bottom and doubles as a crip as well.

[@EZ-8]

So lemme get this straight, people can call their pets “fur babies” but when I call a small child a skin dog I’m a “horrible person” and “the worst pediatrician in the hospital” >:C

[@williammiller6330]

oh dear -

[@tarrantwolf]

That's because it's skin pup, not skin dog you freak.

[@TheMasqueradeParty.]

Peter, I agree with you, call them skin babies. - EJ

[@spamuel98]

Oh hello, frequenter of Reddit, do you come here often?

[@doylethechocolatelab]

You made my morning 😂

[@ericbambach3222]

"Alright, time for Gray to traumatize and accessorize a child so terribly, that the game retroactively turns into a prequel to 'The Baby in Yellow."

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

Underrated comment

[@thesmartgamer4401]

Me thinking the same thing and looking for a comment before I write the same thing: 🧐

[@feralperil]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@gamingcharactersletsplays5384]

Lol

[@Cucum_bueer]

glad im not the only one who remembered the baby in yellow. This one is probably worse

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

The baby doesn’t seem to have a father, but they seem to have three moms. Gray-controlled Mom, clone Mom, and Fridge Mom. Seems like a nice family.

[@MathandNumbers777]

question of day: for how many years the baby will have milk?

[@morro9223]

Nah the baby is just Anakin Skywalker

[@WatermelonBasil2763]

Best poly relationship representation

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

@@morro9223 I mean, Gray-controlled Mom does seem to have an ex-husband, so maybe that was the father.

[@RoxanneReese-un6qu]

@Sophia Bechler did you not see the times where there were two of the normal mom?

[@Jade_Dragon]

The fade to Anakin got me so good. Also, gray not using the chance to call that "walking banana" a baby in yellow costume

[@Flanneryschickens]

Love when you can see the devs just working out their childhood trauma

[@mutilatedteddybears3821]

gray can turn any game protagonist into a prison worthy person thats going down when they die

[@kingdedede7335]

I love it when Gray makes video game people suffer

[@daishawn2884]

That's why he should play Scribblenauts, there's a lot of ways to make those video game people suffer

[@someguy4252]

@@daishawn2884 oh my yes, unlimited was really fun... coulda swore gray did this already though.

[@danielhale1]

The game never mentions when baby stops thinking the fridge is his mom. I assume that's still active, and the caretaker in the house just tolerates it.

[@alainanorzagaray5266]

The way it's named baby even after it's no longer a baby and the way Gray chose to name it after food kinda implies the mom's favorite food is babies...

[@isaacquiroz9292]

Grey does daily uploads while we give Danny and alex ideas to torture him.grey loves us

[@kenbartlett1381]

EF

[@kenbartlett1381]

🥞🥞🥞🥞

[@dog-_man]

Gray is the type of perent that tells his kids this: hey kids drink that soap over there if u dont want to you can walk over to the orphanege

[@LendriMujina]

I read that in his voice.

[@dragonslayerdragonslayer]

This is where child protection services would be called on Gray way to many times 🤣

[@dragex6582]

In a lot of cases, Gray, "nap time" is a set time of day that parents put their kids to bed to nap, likely in an attempt to get them on and keep them on a schedule.

[@SnowLily123]

8:36 AHHHHHH ITS A FURBY KILL IT WITH FIRE

[@forestytofficial]

When I'm sad, Gray makes me die of laughter

[@JeremyWS]

I would just like to point out that Bruce Wayne did have friends. Have you checked into all the members of the Batfamily and the Justice League? So yes, Batman does have friends.

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

I love how there are several points where Gray seems to actually not know normal parent stuff, like what a nap time is.

[@nixson8809]

16:23 ah yes i still remember that one time i spent a the whole day studying math nearly without stopping until I passed out of exhaustion at the middle of the night just to fail at the exam in the next day 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

Gray making awesome content, absolutely love his videos .

[@sofija-1777]

the victims are becoming more and more innocent over time

[@hackman669]

America

[@tybois74]

10:10: "Sesame Road" does teaches the kid that Pebbleo (aka: Dollar Store Rocco) is just just a rock. 🤣 16:12: Totally agree with Zack on this one. 😁👍

[@castlebuild]

Love you gray!

[@derrikshetler4069]

I love juice!

[@anickaajsem]

I love lemonade!

[@TheKz262]

"Baby thinks fridge is his mom" The baby knows his priorities

[@DemonicAkumi]

3:23 The prequel to The Baby in Yellow. You now know why the baby turned out the way it did.

[@utterdark]

7:54 as a true Floridian, Gray chose the genre born in his state

[@USMC_D1]

7:57 i am someone who can easily fall asleep with metal/rock/death metal LMFAO

[@Forklift_Fella]

We need more of this. MORE BAD CHOICES!

[@VCMV01DVR]

2:23 the dad is at the milk store😂😂😂

[@347Jimmy]

Watching Fast And Furious with your child will instill them with a strong sense of *family*

[@MiNtsLy14]

5:03 So that’s why there isn’t a dad, he has 2 moms!😂

[@RealmsSMPStudios]

I have the feeling that at this point, even fear itself is afraid of Gray…

[@silvercrystal1918]

11:28 Gray: Baby is playing with knife. Me:WTF William Afton what are you doing in this game? Baby: 😈 Me: Ah hell here we go again

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

Gray be like: my mother did this and I turned out fine! Edit: my ribcage hurts, I laughed too much

[@wolfboy701]

Gray always makes me laugh. Keep making those great videos!

[@cdarbo9818]

I can't remember where but somewhere in Europe when you are pregnant the government sends you a box of stuff. In the box, it includes a mattress for the box to put the baby in, its to promote safe sleep.

[@gregkumm8695]

next gta challenge alex and gray should switch jobs and then alex can go through all of gray's pain.

[@damianstarks8974]

He isn’t Bruce Wayne nor is he bat man until you kill off both parents he is not yet fully cultivated…you should make this family in the sims 4 and make him as insane as possible with the family life that would come from being in one of theses videos and the added fact of being in a gray still plays sims video.🤣🤣🤣 also you have to make sure spleens terrorizes the new family.

[@Lil-Pony]

These games want people to go to the worst option. Gray is the best at doing that though.

[@Bounty.]

Hey, Gray. I have a game suggestion. The game in question is called, "People Playground" it's a sandbox game about killing people with swords, chainsaws, AK-47's, ATOM BOMBS, and other destructive stuff like that. It's on Steam (I think it's like $15). I just feel like you'd really enjoy it.

[@superiorRats]

I feel like he's played that before?? Maybe I'm thinking of a KZbinr who's just similar, though, idk.

[@TheSkeleMan]

3:24 how the baby in yellow started

[@IMDUMBSNAKE]

“My baby is now a walking banana” U sure about that? -babyinyellow 💛

[@dantheman2056]

Glad to see you still playing these games lol

[@RaphBlade7]

Figures Gray would let his in-game kid sleep in a box, dress like Batman, watch R-Rated movies, and listen to DEATH METAL! If there was an in-game option or mod that allowed him to teach the kid to be a cannibal, he would chose it in a heartbeat!

[@LegionPCMR]

Super fitting that gray put his child in a box since the Finish people do as well. Maybe it's a Easter egg saying that he's going back to my summer car!!!!

[@Wats_Plays]

OMG YES!!!! I love this game and this is definitely Florida man style if you make the wrong choices

[@af9162]

13:16 gotta love nihilism and existential crises 16:10 dammit Zach 😂😂😂 but not wrong 18:07 that just about sums up CPS/DCF

[@glitch_the_pix]

Not Gray thinking the baby has a justice meter XD It’s the baby’s innocence meter

[@fnfsruv9150]

I don't know if anyone else said this but, imagine how chaotic it would be if gray played choo choo Charles! Ps. I love your videos gray =]

[@mariehm86]

The cat in the box is a piggy bank with the gimmick that you put the coin on a certain place on the top of the box and then the cat (in this case) grabs the coin and puts it inside. Now you know Gray ^^

[@nico.edits207]

Hi gray I just wanted to say thank you for making these vids they helped me get through some tough times at school and at home so I wanted to say thanks love your videos

[@iloveomori143]

"Baby thinks fridge is mommy" I guess mommy is thick

[@SnowLily123]

Ah yes, my daily dose of GrayStillPlays. Finally!

[@doylethechocolatelab]

In Finland, there is this thing called a baby box. They little put their baby inside a box. I thought it was a joke so I did some research on it. It's completely true. It helps reduce SIDS (sudden infant 💀 syndrome or cot 💀).

[@superiorRats]

i understand what you were saying but im so used to seeing 💀 as a way of someone saying something's funny ("had me dead" so i was briefly confused wtf was funny about "sudden infant"

[@Destroyer_of_Worlds]

I love how all the birthday gifts are T-posing knockoffs.

[@Random_Poster_Jake]

The hotdogs and corn is what I'm eating right now

[@pointypointypointyyyy]

This is so accurate when parents say YOU GROW SO FAST

[@kidwajagstang]

I was reminded of Weird Al’s film UHF where the actor that played Kramer in Seinfeld has a game on his tv show where the prize was being able to “drink” from a full blast fire hose blasted into their face.. “You get to drink from THE FIRE HOSE!!!!”

[@SimKittyBuilder]

When I was very little my mom gave a $20 bill and told me to split it in have with my older brother but I literally ripped it in half thinking that's how I was ment to split it with my brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Baldi18]

You need to play Bitlife Gray. It is right up your alley

[@jamesmattila-hine1133]

These videos are my favourite where he just tries to screw something over awfully

[@sleepyburr]

Idk what to make of the fact that he consistently pronounces "kamehameha" like *King* Kamehameha.

[@yig_501]

thanks for the daily uploads gray

[@TheCommenter]

If there is options A,B and C Somehow Gray will choose W

[@Anti-FurryMarine]

NEVER LET GRAY HAVE A KID

[@fearofskulls7668]

Gray could you make a video on bloody bastards I know you will love it please play it it is my dream

[@Lars6138]

I like how this game is like "eat unhealthy snack + 1000 intelligence, and baby cries", however "study for 10 hours + 10 intelligence, and baby cheers".

[@stygiansage2661]

Metal has been shown to be great for developing children and plants. It is on par with classical, jazz, and blues provided you choose complicated arrangements.

[@babybooberries]

Nobody: not even the baby: Mom: Lets stalk him through the whole video

[@Jadriam]

"No one cares Gray. We're not eating lunchables for health reasons." Of course not! Now eat your chocolate-covered asparagus.

[@almostmeek]

"it's always more zeros" how meta of you!

[@Nelphyta]

i swear all these indie games were designed with the fact that gray would play it one day. the choices are too much like gray lol

[@MunchKING]

Somehow I don't think if you were gunned down in a dark alley this kid is going to become the Vengeance and the Night to avenge you.

[@johyo.2297]

Yay finaly a new vid!

[@lightningstrike69]

It been 1 day

[@johyo.2297]

@@lightningstrike69 I have ben waiting the whole day °

[@jshound1508]

That purple stuffed whatever-it-is sittin' on the shelf looks like Grimace and Barney had a baby!

[@isaacrobinson3044]

16:13 teach him the anarchist cookbook for 10 hours it teaches how to make nitroglycerin and pipe bombs

[@Death-awaits0]

Gray will one day become the best father ever

[@nicolaistrauss5395]

Please do some sims videos again:D miss all the fun carecters:D

[@TylerDWard]

6:16 It's A Full Liquor Bar!!!

[@jakobsplattstoesser4718]

thanks for all the great stuff to watch

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I used to watch Nightmare on Elm Street as a very young child ALL the time. The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd I watched so many times. I loved those movies, and still do. Freddie is da best.

[@marshallburns8762]

The devils daughter kids in GTA are wondering when Grey will drive home in a clown van

[@biggusriggus7693]

Funny thing. When my daughter was born, the hospital gave us a padded box for her to sleep in. They said it was safer than a crib for the first month or so

[@RosieTintedGlasses]

Mom is Santa real? NOTHING IS REAL NOT EVEN ME! Whaa.. Punches child

[@Kat_hod2013]

3:06 his dad went to go get milk and never came back😂

[@itsofficiallyashleyt]

First video I've watched of yours and I am not disappointed at all 😃

[@matthewboire6843]

8:37 that’s a furby

[@KyleSage35]

Intelligence, health, and morality? That's gonna be one of balance child.

[@sovietbot6708]

To quote my niece, "More! More! More!"

[@MaddJakd]

Baby don't like death metal and electric guitar. Ain't my baby!

[@Dejectum]

2:54 “choose a birthday gift” “what is this?” “what-i” “oh god!” “i dont know if i want to give that to my child on purpose!”

[@tarrantwolf]

Imagine Gray raising a kid irl... Florida Man jr. His nanny would be an alligator.

[@NXT_LVL]

12:01 and his intellect went down lol 🤣

[@LightKazuki]

GrayStillPlays is such a huge inspiration, He inspired me to start my own channel and upload my own videos, thanks GrayStillPlays

[@selvahechicera4292]

So... If baby thinks the fridge is mommy... and we feed it milk ...from said fridge, now dressed like mommy... I'm guessing You Tube would have some sanctions for that. Probably good to go with the chocolate... ..As long as it does not get kept (evil music) IN THE FRIDGE!!!

[@MonkeManiac2633]

5:09 Mom: Nah bro I ain’t gonna just clean the normal way (now..) HUWWWWWYAHHHHHHGHHHHHH

[@robbmitchell7846]

9:56 I was 4 when my dad took me to see Star Ship Troopers in theaters lolol

[@rifleman2c997]

Heh, Zach's note: "No one cares, gray."

[@ECReeves]

My wife is pregnant and I’m glad to get some pointers from gray!

[@Bortaxorite_0]

He was the “BEST” parent ever ngl