I definitely think Lester's house is one of the most secure for sure, all of his security and stuff.
@powerline89518 ай бұрын
and it's pretty cozy
@Shhdhe5258 ай бұрын
@@powerline8951small house with your gadgets with safe is best always
@胡飙-u2t8 ай бұрын
That neighborhood is controlled by the marabunta grande dude those guy are violent af they start blasting up when u stay there for a minute only and in online they literallt declare war on triads and khangpaes so ya maras are strong but lester isn't the type of ppls to cause trouble so he should be fine as long as he don't cause trouble to the gangsters
@JohnMaxGriffin8 ай бұрын
Very conspicuous though
@OJ99927 ай бұрын
@@powerline8951This is why I wouldn’t pick Franklin’s house. Sure it’s huge and luxurious, but it’s so open and empty, not what a comfortable home should feel like.
@joshzonker9989 ай бұрын
Micheal’s house literally gets raided by Merryweather, and dude called it safe lol
@Mat303219 ай бұрын
And broken into by Franklin 😅
@v_Falls_v9 ай бұрын
Merryweather could raid any house in this vid tho 🤔
@Mat303219 ай бұрын
@@v_Falls_v how about Franklin and good luck with Trevor’s house
@mragankgurjar13948 ай бұрын
He said thugs not private army
@mragankgurjar13948 ай бұрын
@@Mat30321well franklin is the protagonist and still got caught too , he was setted up
@matthewschreiner18389 ай бұрын
You got me at 2:20 I was RUNNING to the comments after I heard you say that Micheal’s in witness protection
@ethantaylorphotography9 ай бұрын
I literally have never scrolled down so fast in my life
@yougotmadthatswhyyoureplie94908 ай бұрын
Black snake no sleeves guy is going to flip @@ethantaylorphotography
@spymanlol35698 ай бұрын
did you just skipped all the cutscenes
@rollingthunder82238 ай бұрын
Did you play the game he changed his name and everything
@ethantaylorphotography8 ай бұрын
I love looking at the comments from the people that don't get the reference
@Jimkyr45498 ай бұрын
Dark viper won’t like the thumbnail
@ContinuedOak8 ай бұрын
“Witnesses protection for what nobody was convicted”
@andrewmurray96917 ай бұрын
@@ContinuedOak I was waiting for comment like thist
@ContinuedOak7 ай бұрын
@@andrewmurray9691 wait no more
@ThaCatMan7 ай бұрын
Who cares what he thinks
@clawscrab34977 ай бұрын
Well he was protected from Trevor until as Dave Norton put it "put out his press release"
@Gojo_7298 ай бұрын
The gta online characters apartment: I survived multiple jets crashing into me and deluxos
@EgyptSentral8 ай бұрын
2:20 WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?!
@dm1jd8 ай бұрын
NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING
@rollingthunder82238 ай бұрын
He set up Trevor and his friend in the start of the game
@lucaspritchard85758 ай бұрын
@@rollingthunder8223nobody was convicted that is not how whitniss protection works
@JPS478 ай бұрын
He was not in witness protection. It's a cover up set up by Dave to keep him and his family in hiding. Lester dismissed that claim
@richardhobbs73607 ай бұрын
@@rollingthunder8223Except no one got convicted, what did he set Trevor up for, a life on the run where the cops never actually get him? The whole point was T was meant to be in Brads place
@perturbedbatman20097 ай бұрын
The spirit of a slightly faster than average Australian man promoted me to click on this video when you had “witness protection” on Michael’s house. Well done.
@Gunny426HemiPlymouth8 ай бұрын
Lester lives in the heart of Marbunta Grande gang territory. just saying, a camera and fake dog isn't going to detour them.
@胡飙-u2t8 ай бұрын
Fr finally someone that actually knows the gangs and maps of the game instead of only Ballas vagos and famillies ppl need to start paying attention to the gangs fr
@Slapp37 ай бұрын
Lester is obviously down with them. He’s so dangerous I bet they wouldn’t even think about messing with him
@H-Stevenson7 ай бұрын
What about La Fuente Blanca In GTA V, It is owned and occupied by Martin and Patricia Madrazo, and serves as a headquarters for the Madrazo Cartel. It features a ranch house along with various stables. The property boasts a one-hole golf course, a large L-shaped pool, and a jacuzzi.
@shastealyomeal7 ай бұрын
It honestly my favorite even over devin weston house
@b4thecrow8 ай бұрын
4:20 The noob tube? HA, everyone can handle a noob tube :D ...as long you hold it steady and get an angle
@donaldsalkovick3968 ай бұрын
Yeah we saw why you like Floyd's house 😂 5:00
@anakinskinwalker17248 ай бұрын
Oh dear God… 😂😂
@TKnHappyNess6 ай бұрын
Technically it's his fiancée Debra's, although how she got Floyd that job is questionable, which Trevor assumes in Scouting the Port
@d4rkknxght7 ай бұрын
I want to say Franklin has the absolute best house (his Vinewood Hills house) in GTA V. It looks the most comfortable, with a huge pool, huge living area, huge kitchen, etc. But to say it's the safest too is stretching it. It's way too open with too many glass windows and whatnot. He also seems to have little to no security measures on the house.
@rages34016 ай бұрын
The most comfortable ? To me it’s either micheal or franklins first house is the most comfortable
@crazygamingyt72456 ай бұрын
@@rages3401franklins first house is bad wdym
@rages34016 ай бұрын
@@crazygamingyt7245 yeah but that got more of home feeling than his last house
@Vozars6 ай бұрын
anyone can break the glass and can get in, but same with doors also he can put curtains on the glass and no one could look in, i mean look at devin's house
@erickamccarroll95746 ай бұрын
@@crazygamingyt7245 ofc you say it’s bad cause it’s in a bad area🤦🏾 it’s still a cozy home it might not be the beautiful suburban home you may be used to but it’s enough to get by for African Americans.
@DioBrando_Sama7 ай бұрын
At least there's no cougars in those houses.
@COBRandYouTube8 ай бұрын
MICHAEL WAS NEVER IN WITNESS PROTECTION, YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG (- DarkviperAu)
@daitengainey14397 ай бұрын
Then why did Michael say that he was in witness protection program You got it wrong
@@COBRandKZbin I played the game dude and Michael De Santa literally said that how about you play it You will find it in the mission when you go to see Dave Norton the first mission after you finish the yoga mission go to the observatory The missions right there you will see a B on your map I'm not lying to you it's true Go play the game and you'll see it if you have it he literally said that and that's not a conspiracy theory it's literally in the game
@COBRandYouTube7 ай бұрын
@@daitengainey1439 I know man, I'm just playing around 😂. It's this whole meme of this GTA streamer who seems to get enraged when people talk about the witness protection thing and he made entire videos debunking it. His knowledge on GTA is insane though. DarkViperAu is his channel.
@daitengainey14397 ай бұрын
@@COBRandKZbin oh ok
@XabzintheNBAGuru8 ай бұрын
Damn this is something I've never thought about , the fact that sometimes the house kinda sums up the characters security wise too tells a bit about the story indirectly
@phil9558 ай бұрын
I started doing some RP recently and I actually chose to... ahem... "take over" the O'Neill's Ranch. The interior of the house is pretty f-ed up, but so far, none of the previous owners have managed to "reacquire" the property. All it takes is a sniper rifle and someone able to use it. I'd say it's a neat spot, plus, it's pretty big, and I lived in there alone up until a few weeks ago. I'd always take the Ranch since I'm a farmer and no amount of horses or horsepower are ever gonna get me close to a city again. At least in real life, that is.
@kwofficial59627 ай бұрын
Martin Madrazo is an actual businessman, with legit companies" - yeah, he's totally not a drug cartel leader, and in GTA Online you totally don't have to kill 8/12 jurors for him because they didn't want to bring down a guilty verdict against him. So yeah, I'd say legitimate businessman
@skeletontamir7 ай бұрын
you heard of the term "money laundring"?
@kwofficial59627 ай бұрын
@@skeletontamir and since when is money laundering legal? Learn to read the full comment before answering
@skeletontamir7 ай бұрын
@@kwofficial5962 the video said he has legitimate *companies* , not that he is a legitimate busniessman.
@idk_66789 ай бұрын
6:55 im not fully sure but isnt Dr friedlander the main villian of the last dose missions? i dont know if that counts as a gang or criminal work tho
@orynx28359 ай бұрын
He is but this is after what happened in story mode . So basically it doesn't count.
@胡飙-u2t8 ай бұрын
He is a doctor or smt he don't shoot Michael or anything and he have no gang relationships so if he even dares to do anything to Michael he would die he is just ur average psychologist doctor or smt like that though he does kinda scam Michael money but ya
@leishonalexis22809 ай бұрын
Martin is like El chapo in Los Santos
@hadookin477 ай бұрын
Witness protection for what? Witness protection for WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!
@DioBrando_Sama7 ай бұрын
There's no cougars in missions.
@Madi.J7 ай бұрын
disingenuous dense mf
@WickedPhase7 ай бұрын
@@DioBrando_SamaI was in the stream live when that happened, it was the hardest I laughed in a long time lmaoo
@PauloHernandezXD8 ай бұрын
Honestly love playing the story when Franklin uses his old home. Its location is perfect considering it’s practically at the center of Los Santos, his Vinewood mansion is so far off I actively avoid going there unless it’s through taxi.
@powerline89518 ай бұрын
Yep, its so lonely near his mansion
@胡飙-u2t8 ай бұрын
I love his house too due to the hood Franklin is with the famillies the green gang they even greets you when they see you they will be like franklin my man how u doing and those guys even protects u from the cops when u have one or two star but they start running away after three star
@static-san8 ай бұрын
Martin Madrazo has a second house out past West Vinewood. It's pretty nice and has a large horse stable. I don't think the O'Neill farmhouse gets rebuilt after Trevor destroys it. But you can explore it thoroughly in that mission once you kill all the O'Neills. It's large and rambling and kinda interesting.
@Musheeeee8 ай бұрын
FYI Gta Online is set after story mode, depends on the update. In my opinion Starting and after gun running (there is a mission that agent 13 says “smth 2017.”) is set after the main story. Also great vid :)
@hadookin477 ай бұрын
My favorite character house in GTA 5 is Lester’s house, for the location, interior and his security system & computer equipment
@IWG019 ай бұрын
Babe wake up Falls just uploaded💯
@TheBlackDragonSS98208 ай бұрын
🤫🧏♂️
@IWG018 ай бұрын
@@TheBlackDragonSS9820 bye bye
@MaxerV197 ай бұрын
@@TheBlackDragonSS9820hello TheBlackDraginSS9820, i need your help.
@JohnnyHibner7 ай бұрын
2:24 He had us in the first half, not gonna lie, the second I heard that I was moving my mouse down to comment WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT
@TKnHappyNess6 ай бұрын
Martin only lives at that house in Online. Story mode, he lives at the La Fuente Blanca Ranch. Also the only one excluded was the Vanilla Unicorn "shoe store" that Trevor takes over after killing the previous owner, Leon
@dumbmoose52718 ай бұрын
When Martians wife goes to trevor’s trailer and cleans it up i would honestly live in it when she gets returned back and it goes back to shit I wouldn’t also trevor’s truck is cool asf
@clawscrab34977 ай бұрын
Especially after you trick it out with bullhorns at LSC 😁
@GTA_moha8 ай бұрын
Oh yeah you forgot to mention the janitors guy that Lester and Michael follow
@Zuko5978 ай бұрын
He’s more of a mini character , his name is Harvey I think we only met him for like 10 seconds to take his work uniform so it wouldn’t make much sense to do that.
@GTA_moha8 ай бұрын
@@Zuko597 yeah I get you but he could have be a honorable mention
@Jordaniel-D7 ай бұрын
Tbh I really like the houses in that Galilee fishing village on the Alamo coast, it's such a pity there aren't many missions there, other than resupplies in gta online
@orc_ly7 ай бұрын
2:20 WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING
@ichangedmyusernamebecausei25517 ай бұрын
Trevor because he said it himself that he lives in his rundown trailer in the middle of nowhere because it’s secluded and no one goes looking there. For a gta protagonist that kills people and commits other crimes, that’s a perfect place. And then Trevor with his advanced and extreme knowledge in cyber and security. He can basically live anywhere and make it seem legit from the government’s eyes.
@napstar39338 ай бұрын
What about Madrazo's Ranch? I mean nice city-country living?!
@crazygamingyt72456 ай бұрын
It’s to small
@napstar39336 ай бұрын
@@crazygamingyt7245 Size for me doesn't matter honestly, the ranch is a nice one and would like to see it available for purchase one day on GTAO
@shush1039 ай бұрын
GTA Online up until doomsday (Edit Gunrunning) was set before story mode
@AndrewBlackMaster9 ай бұрын
That was Gunrunning I believe
@shush1039 ай бұрын
@@AndrewBlackMasteryeah ur right
@AscheWholeProductions7 ай бұрын
Does Franklin still live in Lester's house? He's gotten pretty successful with his own enterprises now. Surely he's moved. As far as we know, Michael doesn't even have a source of income until he starts working in the movie industry. That seems like it would throw up red flags. Lester is a business owner and most likely has a decent bank account. Him living there might also make people ask questions.
@NoobertCZ8 ай бұрын
I like Miguel Madrazo's mansion. (The ending place of the Cayo Perico heist/the Agency Deal)
@crazygamingyt72456 ай бұрын
Franklins house is better
@gregoryalves54367 ай бұрын
man your content is 10/10
@PARKTHEBUS-to7vk5 ай бұрын
Congratulations after putting this thumbnail you have earned a beaf with a man who plays the game faster than usual.
@Drasi5 ай бұрын
I wished they had a character interaction with the "Playboy Mansion". That would be my choice if they did.
@SecretAgentE8 ай бұрын
7:52 Lester already knew that Michael was alive, because Michael told Lester about his plan to fake his death and take down Trevor.
@alexiskoiva59197 ай бұрын
Dr friedlander (the therapist) is the main antagonist in the gta online Dax freakshow missions and tries to run and control the los santos acid production. So he does have drug connections
@DarkDeltq8 ай бұрын
That’s not doctor friedlanders house, that’s his office. And that’s not martins madrazos home, his is further up in the map
@胡飙-u2t8 ай бұрын
It is his mistress home but ya technically he bought it so its his anyways the ranch he owns is for him and Patricia both works though and the ranch is hardly a home more like a opeartion headquarter for his cartels he don't rlly reside there i think
@crazygamingyt72456 ай бұрын
@@胡飙-u2the does Reside there
@kenyattaleefrazierIII7 ай бұрын
Online starts before GTA V but online now takes place modern day
@MckieDs5957 ай бұрын
Falls Realty: Devin Westin house is safe from thugs. Home buyer: How did he die? Falls Realty: He was shot in his house. 😂
@dyoung19988 ай бұрын
What about the crime that Dr. Friedlander did in online though?
@ThatGamingGuyAU8 ай бұрын
Devin’s house is very safe it’s not really gonna be a problem living near the merryweather base because he owns like 9 percent of merryweather
@DioBrando_Sama7 ай бұрын
Don't let Matto see that "witness protection" Thumbnail...
@Dd-mt5ol7 ай бұрын
Maybe Trevor since it’s in the middle of nowhere and it’s hard to find cause of all the trailers. And he would probably hear you half a mile away
@skeletonbuyingpealts71348 ай бұрын
Floyd's house is a condo, so he owns that room
@Nebs16 ай бұрын
Shirks house is nice but in a horrible location. Very busy road out front, and public walkway out back. Easy access for people to get into your yard
@armron947 ай бұрын
Where Does Doctor Freelander lives.I don't wanna live in the highway Michael shrink
@HarleyQuinn-nl7zv8 ай бұрын
So does that mean that if I want a mansion I just have to go into witness protection? Interesting.
@tzogaming8 ай бұрын
Witness protection for what no one was convicted of anything you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes shoesDarkviperAU
@aminedioua7487 ай бұрын
I'd live in Trevor's trailer as long as its clean it looked good and nice when Patricia cleaned it
@ryvan6973 ай бұрын
Probably Trevor’s trailer just bcuz the general area doesn’t have any type of gang around the area. He does have to deal with the Lost MC but even with them it’s not like they’re right around the corner from Trevor.
@sylvainsaint-onge40819 ай бұрын
i personnaly hesitates between Michael's and the shrink's ... but as for the beach house it is nice but lots of people get around it, beach highway.. must be noisy most of the time,,, so Michael's house is the best, looks great, less people peeking in your windows less noise, since the is no highway..
@crazygamingyt72456 ай бұрын
Franklins is better
@PurrTheFurry5 ай бұрын
clearly none of franklin's houses are safe since dave said "call him, or we'll send some g-men to his aunt's house" meaning they already knew where he lived at the time. plus devin weston shows up at his front door at his mansion during the final mission of the game (the one where you choose a, b, or c)
@Bahaga045 ай бұрын
I'd want Ursula's house (the one next to the lighthouse)
@RiotSquad7 ай бұрын
Martin Madrazo is a Cartel leader who was on trial he is no where near a legit businessman
@KidneyStealer026 ай бұрын
Lester is always safe from Rockstars. Because he sell the modded accounts lol
@Twd_Spfan6 ай бұрын
Bro everyone can see what’s going on in Franklin’s mansion-
@JustRadshii8 ай бұрын
I would either take minny Madrazo mansión or Madrazos villa
@valentinoschristofi7 ай бұрын
Friedlander’s house?
@treheartbreak92778 ай бұрын
This vid is beautiful background noise for washing.. something
@Mateus-XYZ7 ай бұрын
Lester's house is next to a gang (Marabunta)
@Ilia_Karamfilov8 ай бұрын
My favs are Mike's, Frank's and Floyd's houses
@RANDOMLYSTUFFED8 ай бұрын
My guess before watching the video is gunna be either Lester’s house or Trevor’s house near the beach.
@lilericinnacut8 ай бұрын
“The family side of the neighborhood… he should be safe” 😂Mans is clearly not from the hood because that’s not how that works especially when you a known affiliate from you street
@v_Falls_v8 ай бұрын
Thankfully I’m not from the hood but why is that not the case? It’s his gang on his street unless the opposition comes around.
@lilericinnacut8 ай бұрын
@@v_Falls_v It’s a whole community. Humans are unpredictable moving pieces. You might go to a cookout and yo cousins cool wit the opposition. At the gas station that gas station by the ballers across the street from they opps. Or messin around with a broad who also messing with one of them . When war that close to home you in survival mode 24/7. And if a person radical enough he might seek to get you first and you only down the street. Don't let him be the type to hit you thru the glass or be the home invasion type . And that ish wit Lamar at the start of the game is the type of situation you gotta damn near disappear on yo city is no longer safe lol that bein down the street talk dead good luck getting to yo car
@maalikserebryakov8 ай бұрын
@@lilericinnacutthis guy thinks hes lamar Stfu cringo
@harrysayno7 ай бұрын
i hope gta 6 can purchase safehouses like gta SA
@russianswanlake8 ай бұрын
They can all get orbitaled. None are safe.
@Rpk_ok7 ай бұрын
You didn’t add Ron’s house that’s literally right next to Trevor house or trailer whatever you wanna call it
@DavidLee-id3lf8 ай бұрын
Trevors safehouse is better than Franklin's second safehouse and Michael's house. Trevor's place has a toilet and shower, Franklins had a bathtub but no toilet, Michael has a toilet but no bathtub. Only Trevor has a one complete bathroom
@worekmiesa12558 ай бұрын
Vanilla Unicorn is technically a house (has a place to sleep and wardrobe) I think it's pretty good place for Trevor. He even has security and most importantly free acess to services there.
@vibesrobot29709 ай бұрын
Micheal has by far the nicest house
@anselrb3409 ай бұрын
it is tasteful
@ShadowNoCap9 ай бұрын
Road to 20k
@Literallyryangosling7778 ай бұрын
Now with gta logic, trevor house its the safest, i once made it to 5 stars and literally loose it on the same place, just silently knock out every cop that enters and you survive
@cloud999559 ай бұрын
2:25 Wdym Michael is in witness protection
@WizzardGotSkillzGaming9 ай бұрын
He said after he’s joking ffs
@Eddie_805.137 ай бұрын
I mean lester s house is near that blue gang its calleed like marabunda grande or sum shi
@luckygamermemberofvma79036 ай бұрын
But they are extremely weak
@Chief-Brown-Eyes-Gold-Heart8 ай бұрын
Hey falls if you haven't done it already how about making a video on which part of lost Santos is the worst👍👍👍👍
@armron947 ай бұрын
Lester's houses is safest
@Spelltron19728 ай бұрын
My favourite is Martin madrazos house
@dontmesswithme138 ай бұрын
Lester house shouldve belonded to nervous ron, with his paranoia about the goverment. Js.
@Anonymousthoughts5226 ай бұрын
5:00 😮
@brandonahmed74599 ай бұрын
Franklin had the best house
@The_Li0ness8 ай бұрын
Dude Michael was not in witness protection he had a deal with Dave Norton before him, Trevor and Brad did a heist in North Yankton do ur research
@semersim84436 ай бұрын
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT??!?!
@Simon-dk9rs6 ай бұрын
Pavel's home is the safest
@carsushi119 ай бұрын
This will get hidden in the comment section probably
@UnderwaterWax9 ай бұрын
Probably
@hassanabdulaziz45177 ай бұрын
Did he just say Martin is legit?
@Chief-Brown-Eyes-Gold-Heart8 ай бұрын
Next to franklins house in strawberry, lester has the best house because its slightly rough. Looking but average looking & he lives in a not so bad area😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍
@DiscoDragonFTW6 ай бұрын
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?!
@Rhy5Mac7 ай бұрын
Nobody talking about trevors best house
@chiapets25948 ай бұрын
Trevor best place in game sleep on the floor by the toilet dudes best sleep you'll ever get
@igorZetBe6 ай бұрын
Where's lamar house
@random_normal_things8 ай бұрын
Michael is NOT in witness protection
@GTA_moha8 ай бұрын
I would take franklins mansion
@Ibrahim123235 ай бұрын
I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND IF ANOTHER PERSON SAYS MICHAEL IS IN WITNESS PROTECTION DARKVIPERAU IS CORRECT AND HE WILL BE PISSED edit: you got me there