WHIMSY (w/Geoffrey James!) - If I Were You - 545

In this episode we discuss jealousy, Only Fans, and musical theater.
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[@rendog444]

Hey it’s Geoff the guy that sours my Friday is here to sour my fricking Monday too GOSH

[@brianhead2709]

“Making cash by being tough on your fridge.” A sentence only Geoff would utter

[@T4ke2]

Geoff’s advice falls flat because he’s a hot, charming, and smart guy who clearly has no problem meeting people to date or hook up with. The exact opposite demographic of this podcast.

[@CollinRapp33]

Geoff’s a golden god, and I’m a troll named Rod!

[@benjaminhovda1148]

This is bullying... And I do have to take it!

[@NougatCN]

📠

[@Bobbleheads56]

These three guys have insane charisma im honestly jealous

[@swiper33333]

Love this throuple! More of Geoff please

[@Fauxry]

This may be blasphemy but I would not be against having Geoff on like every episode

[@BoolyK]

Don't let Geoff see this

[@MintOrange]

He does fit in seamlessly

[@nora_adora]

how dare you

[@climbitclimate]

BAD SUGGESTION?!

[@climbitclimate]

NaaaaAAaaHHHH

[@ShaunHautly]

This is not the first time on a podcast the Geoff has used the word "detritus" and Amir has asked him what that means. I hate that I know this.

[@nutmaster652]

I caught that as well lol. also not the first time they’ve talked about the DJ Khaled Chicken Wings that he order for Amir and left on his porch

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

he is human detritus

[@NotHeresrsly]

It's so funny how Geoff is basically his character now, no matter the podcast

[@manasavachat5101]

Geoffrey with the honourary turdy on this one

[@ebadkhan7649]

Geoff's dirty converse... on the clean couch... I CAN'T.

[@SpacestationWilly]

Nauseating

[@TheSnugglekins]

Did you NOT hear the whimsy tip??

[@bensaiben]

So great to see the funniest minds of Gen Z back together again!

[@november9046]

This episode is a good example of why Geoff should be the IIWY 3rd host!

[@RacleandRaHill]

- said No one

[@november9046]

@@RacleandRaHill and a lot of folks

[@timrobinson6897]

Tacky?

[@InfiniteHands]

Won't the real headgum please headgum, please headgum, please headgum

[@climbitclimate]

IM LIKE A HEADGUM TO LISTEN TO

[@InfiniteHands]

@@climbitclimate shhh

[@nutmaster652]

Geoffs face during that entire last question is why i’m so grateful for video podcasts LMAO

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

MY DAY IS MADE LETS GOOOOO THX FOR THE CONTENT GUYS. MY 3 FAV HEADGUMMERS

[@mikebrushing1851]

Really great episode. Better than a usual IfIWereYou and miiiiiiles better than the Headgum pod.

[@immortalsun]

Glad to see them in person again! I don’t know how long they’ve been in person since I’ve mostly just _listened_ to the episodes, but still.

[@incog.nyto.]

This ep is giving WHIMSY (except for Amir of course)

[@edwardwilliamson1]

in the uk 'drunk' and 'pissed' are synonyms btw

[@michaelmuise2262]

It's Haier Appliances. Like Disney's Aladdin featuring famous slapper Willard Carroll Smith II, you were so close but so JAFAR

[@sforce1412]

Amir Shmuwelp Blumenfailed I’ll be accepting cash for this

[@eriklf48]

thats REALLY good. Cashapp or just home address and ill write you a check at the door?

[@juliandossantos523]

Best episode in a long time! This show desperately needs more guests and in person energy

[@mattpopemusic]

Sick ep and theme tune is one of the best

[@JoshMarshain]

If only we'd stopped at Gash Snap, little did they know the horror that would come the next time they recorded a podcast together in this room

[@LaytonsLoveliest]

Should definitely have been a Gash Flash. "Send me a gash flash gurl"

[@deadpoolhaspolio]

Dude I didn’t know you guys were still going. I’ve just recently started listening to your podcast on JandAOuttakes and they stopped at 265 5 years ago. I was disappointed because the show ended and I missed it. Is “seize the cheese” and “email us in” still a thing?!

[@deadpoolhaspolio]

@@LanceDavies Oh I subbed the moment I found the channel. I’ll have to follow them on Spotify. I’m glad they started doing video podcasts. I prefer them!

[@Shellitronnn]

nah but #dope for sure for sure is. jake is still a texting Casanova too

[@LanceDavies]

New studio looks really good.

[@Bobbleheads56]

Geoff is super funny he gets the comedy of jake and amir so well

[@johnchapman1132]

I accidentally clicked on this (Not that I don’t love you) And it played in the background and I didn’t notice. Your voices just ..we’re accepted as the background

[@JRAD897]

I love this.

[@ganon8835]

please have geoffrey on more, the vibes are immaculate.

[@immortalsun]

Funny how I’m watching this whilst playing Animal Crossing!

[@jordanbecker5692]

Preesh the father John misty reference

[@MrFeederperson]

What is the opening song parodied from

[@drv5440]

omg Jake and Amir doing a collab with GameGrumps? That would be the wet dream of my tweens!

[@erikkasolter3641]

Geoff have you been offered a model deal with Pantene Pro-V?? Those locks are money makers ❤️

[@keelansiemens6537]

I can almost guarantee that the first question, the instagram account, is a fake account made to impersonate her to draw people to a link, happens on instagram all the time

[@NellyLikesPirates]

this is definitely what happened, the bots create an account with one letter or symbol different from your current username and they run a script to request all of your followers. it happened to me and a lot of people i know, they were all mortified but i didn't mind so much because i already had my own links on my page - i was more annoyed that they were trying to take my business haha. it's really quite sweet and innocent of him to believe it was a real account and he was having a full on moral dilemma.

[@Jcbs_]

lmfao first dude got followed by a bot pretending to be the actual girl. that is so common on ig rn

[@ebadkhan7649]

also gimmie this WELP merch rn

[@oreooreo101]

“Zoom, zoom, zoom”- Amir

[@bigsaft8100]

I have only now just recovered from Geoff injecting his-his-his poison and spreading, not only liable but, I hate to say this, legs twice in the same week. Podcast wise.

[@koolkidtrav4424]

Amir is all calves and no bite

[@robpa3169]

I think we know where Geoff wants that whimsy injected.

[@peterj2415]

(For the first question) I think it is weird that your gf's best friend would be soliciting her premium snapchat. Casting a wide net is fine, but surely there is room for a little discernment.

[@GregTurismo]

Geoff 🥰

[@RacleandRaHill]

your status quo? i think that’s status-No

[@gracelemke5549]

When GashGram and SnatchSnap are right there, he goes with GashSnap. How is this fair?

[@cheddarandsourcream]

I’m starting to think a haircut wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing for Geoff

[@primularossa8976]

We want to see Geof without shoes!

[@shannonfarrell909]

Came here to see if Grimm punched in around 40 min and was disappointed

[@touchly]

amir one almond blumenfeld

[@Smiththebat]

They sell Alka-Seltzer and a premium over/under model with jewel ice maker and purified water dispenser.

[@Smiththebat]

Lol Beijer is a software company for like production lines and factories.

[@incog.nyto.]

@@Smiththebat I can't Beijer this slander

[@sierratalbert8040]

This is crazy. I've been listening to this show for 7 years and I didn't know Geoff is hot LMAO

[@carlosr6462]

so Geoff is poisoning this podcast too, alright.

[@lassehegaard]

good

[@VMP666]

Oh fuck, now I have to watch another hour of Geoff this week. Faris, cut him out.

[@maltejansen]

yo is it just me or was the first question already answered? it sounded incredibly familiar

[@STS-Dreamer]

there was a vaguely similar question pretty recently yeah

[@farhantalukder]

geoff should take his shoes off the couch 😾

[@christholen7451]

They already hooked up and Jake is right she was testing the water to see how mad he would get. Break Up Now!

[@samuelsandoval167]

Geoff has shoes on the couch 0/10

[@JibJab67]

So Gash Grab was definitely a result of the seedling planted here right?

[@JibJab67]

At 56 min

[@brominedreams3798]

I like the pod but it would be nice if I didn't have to see Amir's face. Could you post an edit with his face blurred out or covered with an emoji or something?

[@LilGreenManWhoSits]

for real just have amir wear pants or at the least normal length shorts this is an assault on viewers

[@SpacestationWilly]

Geoff putting his shoes on the couch 🤮

[@incog.nyto.]

it's giving WHIMSY

[@Michael-mt4ey]

Geoff you're funny man but get your damn shoes off the couch