Whiskey Ginger - Chris Distefano - #24

Santino sits down with comedian Chris Distefano to talk about semi racist dads, how people need to get punched in the face, Jack Johnson's unforgivable blackness and doing the song and dance in the industry that feeds his beautiful little half puerto rican daughter.
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[@brianesteves3776]

Chris Distefano is so New York that not only does he move his hands when he talks, but he also moves his chair. The guy is like ball of half Italian, half Irish, 80% German energy.

[@clermeil]

That fucking chair looks like it is going to collapse!

[@Ragnarok6664]

Order, we will have order!

[@alexandermaryanov5872]

Looks Dutch tho

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Chris is the old New Yorker that all new New Yorkers hate ! Today NYC, especially Brooklyn, is full of Hipsters and Trust fund people all born and raised somewhere else. They despise the manly, ball busting, sports loving, blue collar original New Yorkers. It's really strange

[@markncl100]

@@alexandermaryanov5872 Do you think? I have only just discovered this guy today and this is my third podcast with him in. I honestly think he looks way more Slav than anything else. Out of interest, do you know if Andrew has Celt in him?

[@xboutdattime89]

“I swear I’m not gay” “I don’t think you’re gay but it’s okay if you are I’m a doctor”

[@mchan2141]

I love that comment

[@lntoTheSunset]

Chris "I swear I'm not gay" Distefano

[@carsonottocullen1542]

He’s 100% not gay, but he’s 100% not straight.. he’s a charactaaa piece, it’s just what it is!!

[@timmcgrawsmustache4343]

Chris " my dad won't eat sushi, because it's the food of the enemy " DiStefano

[@zillionx]

after discovering chris distefano, I'm suprised i missed this podcast with the ginger rocket

[@georgelopez9872]

Same here man

[@Kbwintyy]

Right?! Just now realized I haven’t seen this one yet

[@zillionx]

@@Kbwintyy in the meantime they did 4 others back to back just recently

[@magicjackm]

Santino & Chris are neck and neck w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril as funniest comedy duo of the decade so far, imo

[@pearsequigley1092]

I'm replaying whiskey ginger episodes again from the beginning, always finding more jokes I've missed! Amazing podcast and top shelf guests!

[@Leader23x]

Chris is so underrated he’s hilarious and doesn’t even try to be just a regular dude

[@jm1446]

Homie lookin for that whiskey Benadryl hook up

[@jimmytheweasel857]

I swear Chris Distefanto tells the same stories and catchphrases but that shit slaps every time 😂 😂😂

[@boloyoung9537]

Til this day

[@JMM111]

And this day 😂

[@icealex27]

DiStefano is one of the funniest dudes out there . He’s on the come up!!

[@matthenry2564]

First saw him on that vid roasting Theo. Hilarious

[@evanabbott2737]

He’s awesome😁👍

[@carsonottocullen1542]

Seriously he’s definitely one of those just straight up naturally funny guys, where some comics have to work and are great joke writers, but Chrissy D was just born fuccin funny!!

[@rubbad]

This guy is real and hilarious, hell yeah

[@waurbenyeger]

You can tell that Chris is German by the way he took over the podcast. He has that Blitzkrieg interview style imo.

[@zacharyybarra7676]

ahaha

[@davidperez5089]

He's like- you wanna talk? Let's fucking talk. I can talk. We'll talk.

[@donsoprano5464]

waurbenyeger I want to like this bc yes I agree and I like but iTs aT 69 Likes*chris voice breaking

[@TheSeveredTongues]

bruh

[@ryanduffy4029]

The comment award goes to you!

[@markncl100]

I'm a gay man in the UK and yeah I clicked on the thumbnail because I thought you were cute. This is my third podcast of yours in a row, I've subscribed and ain't cos of your looks mate, it's because you are funny as all hell! I watch and thoroughly enjoy stand-up from the likes of Hannah Gadsby to Dave Chappelle for the exact same reason. Humour is subjective and there is room for all its varieties.

[@saturatedneowax]

just gotta get him on those histies

[@MNewsTime]

You’re cute yourself UK man

[@Shawn-en9rp]

Ben Affleck with an extra chromosome. LOVE Chrissy D!

[@peachmelba1000]

Chris is actually an android, piloted remotely by Tim Dillon, and the voice is Tim's.

[@WhySoSeriouss6]

.

[@SimonaLisaBuRR]

"Her mom's favorite animal is a butterfly"

[@dustinedwardanderson]

WHEW...I thought it was Chips Delano for a second.

[@HAMZZZ1985]

Dustin Anderson 😂

[@yootoob8438]

There's a audio on podbay just no video same with wheeler and another Bobby lee I found out like a day ago you welcome

[@TheAlternati0n]

Dustin Anderson i honestly got psyched that it was

[@RR-wq3pq]

Who the hell is Chips Delano?

[@Gyork_]

@@RR-wq3pq The guy who rents puppies to post on instagram.

[@JJoeisCooking]

This is my favorite podcast with Chris Distefano. It was really nice to hear two straight men joke about gayness without judgement and tell great stories.

[@paulc4091]

Great to see NY comics get more attention with the podcast community

[@galonzo1842]

Soder would be a good guest

[@percussionpunisher8694]

Soder and Schulz for sure!

[@ibevorpe3035]

Tons of New York comedians have their own podcasts lmao. Seems you may be stuck in a loop of the same people...

[@yinucsd]

Mark Normand starting to make the rounds too

[@BroImSoHGood]

Anyone else immediately thought Chips Delano?

[@nickchezum1088]

BroImSoHGood oh the guy with the fake legs?

[@johnknott1064]

No

[@chriswalters0990]

Man... this guy killed on Something's Burning and I'm hooked man!... Clicked on it for Sal... stayed for Chips Delano

[@dadbodtoTitanBod]

This may very well be my favorite episode so far. You guys are hilarious.

[@chrischill1451]

You guys need to do a podcast together. The Ginger & The German 🤣

[@evanabbott2737]

I like dat!😲👍

[@1017KushNoLove]

You know when these two get together they’re gonna talk some PAWLITICS 😂

[@idiobox]

I think chrissy and santino need to do this more regularly...is there any way we can combine hey babe and bad friends for a comedic alliance of superpowers?

[@jtitum2200]

Guy code alums keep making their way into the podcast circuit, I’m here for it

[@pablochavez1497]

Guy code?i bet you like guy code on your back.

[@kylelaughinghouse1893]

All the writers and actors were already established comedians in new york

[@mchan2141]

Yes! I loved guy code!

[@fatheruvthor8089]

Chris is 1 of my favs! His story's are the best

[@sod0m]

The way they describe their dads is my favorite type of person: A piece of shit with a heart of gold. The realest types of people around.

[@jgargs1242]

I thoroughly enjoy both of you.

[@baronvonhoughton]

Best intro music ever.

[@HelloTuuuurdz]

Love love love Chrissy!

[@DabbingBLiiZ]

Love this podcast !!

[@rebeccaanne8546]

What a great dad honestly. Giving, not taking. That's all we ever need.

[@emilbjerg4651]

these two are a great match

[@btrainiscool]

Well dip me in duck sauce, this was a great episode!

[@richardpowell4281]

"If you don't love butterflies... You're in ISIS what are you in the Caliphate dude?" 😂

[@collin1253]

This podcast was awesome Andrew great chemistry in my opinion 🤘

[@tonymiralles22]

"Pumpkin Pounder" crying I'm laughing so hard.

[@BM-tq8zf]

"Tuck it back for the pictcha!" Lmao

[@82PeRK]

BEST INTRO ON ANY PODCAST EVER. i kid u not, i get pumped every time i hear it. NEVER CHANGE IT, IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF THIS CHANNEL

[@paulyfresh]

The podcast set and these two have come a long way!!! 💪🏽

[@saramariewheeler9304]

Thought this was gonna be all jokes, but really enjoyed the dialogue in this one. I love you, Chrissy D! I love you too, Cheeto!!

[@19deadmau5]

this was great. two of my favs together, what more could i ask for?

[@etmmlopez]

Chris Distefano is hilarious, saw his show in San Antonio, awesome!

[@Riddler9290]

Chrissy D can always make me laugh!!! WILD!!!

[@Dopestsoldier01]

This was a high-end, top shelf podcast. 2 of my favorites.

[@josephcarlson7276]

Loved this podcast. Had me laughing the entire time

[@autumnsnow6508]

Bin phong into the duck sauce😂😂😂😂😂soooooo good!

[@johnd8978]

I never once looked at the outlet,,,

[@evanabbott2737]

People are weird..🤔😁

[@coryframeable]

Such a great episode. Would love if you got Chris Distefano back on again! Great job guys!

[@bryandaniel1826]

You two are great together

[@SaltSlinger]

Great episode!

[@gulimamusic142]

There’s a soothing hummmmmm throughout the mix 🌫

[@weC2far]

I know this is 4 years old but it auto played after watching Chrissy Chaos/Jim Norton ep 116. The story about your dad getting a Uhaul and helping the people during the hurricane made me cry.

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

Great episode.

[@ChrisAlana]

I was at the Phoenix show. You and Frank both killed it!

[@wh1skeybud]

i literally just saw chris for the first time 2 days ago and i haven’t been watching everything he’s in now. he’s so fucking funny, prob my favorite now 😂💀

[@chefbrian26]

I love Chrissy D! So glad you had him on.

[@joshueabelis473]

This guy hilarious. Yall flow great

[@sarahwilliams4055]

My Two Favourite Comics 😍

[@Russ12Buss]

Chrissy D and Cheeto Santino!! 2 fast talking hilarious comics ,what a great podcast

[@mikedistefano1294]

Awesome podcast. Love the way you guys think and say what’s on your mind, keep the good shit coming.

[@billlozenich8816]

Chris your absolutely correct about your podcasting. I have just recently found about you, due to clip from a podcast. Having enjoyed seeing you from that. I have watched more of him, as well as watching this podcast now. Of the few podcasts I watch weekly, I have learned of some many more great comics, etc. Thanks!

[@jdtsquirt]

Bro when you said hey Google who has more .... My phone started answering you lol

[@ancientfuture9690]

The opening music is 🔥

[@Fozanat0r]

"This idea that we have to help everybody is a capitalist kind of doctrine and a capitalist kind of idea" Lmao

[@MegadethTillDeth]

Exactly my reaction lol

[@MrRandyKomi]

@@MegadethTillDeth Me too. But did you listen to his explanation though?

[@ungusjr9391]

Tovarisch

[@TheSeveredTongues]

i think i get what he was trying to say but yeah "capitalist" wasn't the right word

[@LSxDrew]

Lol i was looking for this comment. But atleast he said he doesnt care what comedians believe politically because clearly he doesnt know the differences between capitalism and socialism lol

[@youngdaron2643]

I honestly think that Santino has the best layout for these types of podcast/interview layouts. It makes the guest feel like you're really interested in what they're saying (which I'm sure you are obviously) and it seems like you always have people on that you have great chemistry with. It's really refreshing to see a genuine interview.

[@cloudbloom]

CHRISSSYYYYYYYY

[@ryankohn3081]

he is real. love it

[@johnrenick6307]

santino is a boss and so is distefano

[@FightingSportsMedia]

This guy is hilarious!

[@brianscheffer1007]

I actually loved all the episodes of Mixology I saw back in the day. Didn’t realize that was Santino though

[@joephalan7512]

Could watch these talk for days.

[@garbougesenior3486]

Lmaooo that’s so funny Chris definitely looks like a linebacker 😂😂😂😂

[@mikey13086]

Never knew about Chris. he seems like a down to earth, and funny guy. going to check out his stuff now.

[@melissadavis4218]

you guys are great

[@melissadavis4218]

i’m sure your dads are okay too lol

[@nicholasburton7051]

My Google Home: "New York City has more Puerto Ricans than 48 states, only Florida has more"

[@shawnhanna7449]

Ahahah same thing happened to me, tripped me out

[@dioltlw3144]

😂😂 i guess they dont even count alaska 😂

[@donaldhatch8910]

@@dioltlw3144 48 + Florida + New York = 50

[@dioltlw3144]

@@donaldhatch8910 u right😂

[@KevinMTV]

Aye thanks for no ads interrupting the convo Santino

[@kayokaylol]

I like Chris. Became a fan after this podcast :)

[@1017Evelin]

11:58 killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@coryframeable]

Great Podcast guys! Please have Chris back on!!!

[@tattoojay88]

Lmfao he made him an outlet cover perfection

[@okaytrey]

Im a tute on various podcasts. Glad to see Chris getting some deserved attention

[@gertbeefrobe]

Good laughs and good folk. Good day.

[@reneewilson7423]

Just what I needed 🙌

[@bernardwallace435]

I needed someone to bleed...

[@johnsmith4912]

You're correct on connections being major and a big part of the wealth inequality. It's not just a wealth inequality, it's a social networking inequality. I have a friend who's parents were both teachers, which is considered rich from my poverty level, and they had a nice two-story house with a pool and could afford to pay for membership to a country club for their kids. My friend was a complete loser. As big of a loser as you can imagine. As big or bigger than me. Didn't graduate high school, went to community college for a decade without getting a degree, 30+ year old virgin, lived with his parents up until then, etc. Doesn't matter. Country club membership got him connections with people who could get him a great job paying him 50k+ a year starting without a degree (he also lied on th application). That's the power of wealth inequality/social networking inequality. If everything else is equal, it will be a boost. This is why extreme right wing people are being dishonest in their debate about minorities pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. Doesn't work that way.

[@TheSeveredTongues]

wow that's crazy. the power of who you know.....

[@fncrazy101]

Great video!

[@vmwindustries]

What a fucking great show! You guys are fucking hilarious! You guys crush it together! Best show I've seen in years!

[@konversionfit]

Yesss

[@garbougesenior3486]

I regained consciousness and I had different opinions LMAOOOO that real

[@clavididk1236]

Ginger brother from another mother. 😆😆

[@Eljoker-sl7wy]

That red rocket 🚀

[@rogerripoli5755]

Great intro, great whiskey, great guests. This is gonna be one of the best podcasts out by the end of the year.

[@yootoob8438]

I'm not mad at the new intros

[@ClumzySergio]

Bin phong into the duck sauce. That shit is hilarious.😭

[@sweetswing1]

This guy was really good, I'll check out his stuff.

[@patrick_gerard_zec_de_almeida]

Fun Ginger intro. ^^

[@Chris-P]

It's like Ben Affleck with a Vince Vaughn talking style haha great pod Andrew.

[@furrymonkeything]

Watching in England. Funny ,brilliant and I am getting educated. On a Chris distenfano pilgrimage. This ginger guy is not too bad either.

[@garbougesenior3486]

Well you just had a kid... oh yeah she’s 4 LMAOOOO

[@tex1622]

I'd love to see Julio Torres on the podcast - he's hysterical!

[@goddamnzordan]

damn Joe and JRE single-handedly helped at least 1000 comedians

[@kylefournier4254]

Oh 100% it's entirely possible. Joey Diaz Duncan Trussell Bryan Callen Tony Hinchcliffe Ian Edwards Theo Von Brogdon Scoob Andrew Santino Tom Segura Bernt Chrystals The list goes on...

[@chrisnelson1928]

I don’t much care for the guy like a lot of other people but you gotta at least respect Opie for that.

[@Doug.Dimmadome420]

@Mexico City joe literally made Tom into what he is. Even Tom said it on jre, he randomly opened for joe in Tom's hometown and they became friends.

[@Doug.Dimmadome420]

@Mexico City look up the definition of "already in" just because you are a "comedian" doesn't mean they are "in"

[@Doug.Dimmadome420]

@Mexico Cityi never said joe got tom into comedy, or he mentored him. im 99% sure Tom would be nowhere near where he is now if it wasn't for joe. Thats what i mean by "literally"... Tom would LITERALLY not have all these fans, podcast, famous friends, and money without Joe's help. I dont think i used LITERALLY in an incorrect way... same can be said for most of his friends especially Schaub, he has no comedic talent but he hangs out with joe, so he gets an unfunny comedian pass.