ASMR | Giving Everything A Massage

ASMR | Giving Everything A Massage
In this video I give a rock an ASMR massage. I give a tree an ASMR massage. I give a book an ASMR massage. I give a lime and squishy bread an ASMR massage.
I basically give everything but people a massage.

[@notsteam9327]

PIn this comment pls timestamps: 0:00 Rock 1:06 lime 2:04 Tree 3:06 sticky ball slime? 4:02 front of car 5:12 Pokemon energy cards 6:10 Rock 2 7:19 wooden hair brush 8:21 Tree 2 9:27 Slime 10:31 back of car 11:40 one of his book 12:40 bush 13:50 wooden ruler 14:54 Rock 3 16:23 Joy-cons 17:19 BIG Tree 18:29 Maraca, forgot about these 19:26 Car door 20:35 another one of his books 21:43 Father Rock 23:01 RGB cubes 24:07 Grandpa Tree 25:18 Floopy banana, nothing sus here 26:18 older brother Tree 27:29 a pile of wooden beads? I was here when posted 23 minutes ago, so this took a while, hopr you enjoy it.

[@gabbym35]

Thank you ! ☺️

[@notsteam9327]

@@gabbym35 your welcome

[@AA-oe8pp]

That's a happy tree family

[@notsteam9327]

Nice, im pinned😎

[@jortjortjort630]

You’re comment got me interested so I looked it up and he’s actually written a lot of books, would’ve also never imagined this man’s name was Bret

[@angelthebox]

when life gives you lemons, give them a massage

[@notsteam9327]

when lifes gives you lemons, you gotta look again and realize, "Thats a lime".

[@Funni_shitpost_centeral]

“When life give you lemons, you gotta see that, that was the Most passive aggressive reply ever”

[@_sgnar_1647]

Today's comment is funny😂

[@cyhilic]

@@notsteam9327nah slime

[@blueclay22222]

Give life a massage

[@meiwai94]

I never thought I would ever watch someone giving a massage to a rock, and yet here I am

[@ImDjBlanc]

Mother Nature is proud of this man

[@fatimahseck1065]

😂 I love your comment

[@RedNightScorpion]

Me too

[@TirarADeguello]

You are the Master of Frenetic ASMR, hands down, the best.

[@whispersoft]

Mike! I wish, but thanks. I appreciate the sentiment.

[@TirarADeguello]

@@whispersoft Don't sell yourself short, little brother, you are the man.

[@KainYusanagi]

@@whispersoft I gotta agree with him; you are definitely a master of frenetic ASMR. You don't pace it too high to the point it just becomes a background buzz that overstimulates, you don't go too slowly either, you get that sweet spot where it's fast enough to tingle but not overwhelm all the time.

[@ToxicOrVinmoo]

OMAIGAD ITS TIRAR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@prism2900]

Imagine being a rock, being in the same spot and minding your business for thousands of years, and then an evolved ape picks you up and starts massaging you

[@Ferozdruida190]

Must feel great

[@janno8116]

Nobody's gonna believe him

[@smoketastic4158]

@@janno8116”look, I swear, he literally just started to twist and pull my surface and it felt great!” “stop lying timmy, no ape is THAT advanced”

[@tonismale7680]

That rock looked so relaxed 🥹

[@aubrey7226]

Ikr, fell asleep from relaxation and almost fell off the balcony lol

[@Sarlander]

I thought the rock felt hard

[@toastedkoda]

you make it look like you’re actually giving those objects the massage of their lives

[@bennet3353]

I can confirm: you massaged every single thing in existence

[@notsteam9327]

he broke into my house

[@asmrdude8487]

@@notsteam9327can confirm he massaged your existence

[@BeanzAviation3967]

bro same he's touching my microwave rn-@@notsteam9327

[@Michi_Exiled]

He completed a sidequest

[@notsteam9327]

@@asmrdude8487 yes

[@CygnusX-11]

i like this guy..no intro no bs talk just straight to the point

[@dcozombieloverr7115]

i LOVE the book massages. thanks for throwing one in

[@junimopaula]

me too! honestly one of my favs

[@Jaal_Ama_Darav]

This was satisfying to both the eyes and ears!! Loved the squishy blobs and Mr Rock who's a regular now🗿

[@speediiisasmr1170]

Love the description 😂

[@sallysantos6124]

2:47 bro be like "I'm gonna turn your head this way, don't let me"

[@bennet3353]

... and the tree didn't let him.

[@LadyBlue-san]

🌲 : "Sorry dude I can't move"

[@marangelicastro37]

The most original ASMR I have seen in my time consuming it. And very very very relaxing!🎉

[@nokimak]

Starting a new survival world in Minecraft be like 2:08

[@LadyBlue-san]

Lmao 😂

[@albertapressley5871]

I am so happy for the trees! They totally deserve those massages.

[@miahdoesasmr]

Wait stop bc this is actually tingly asf😭

[@iknowyou2570]

Bro, i actually noticed something new on that rock... the rock seems to be more... smoother...

[@BeanzAviation3967]

Relaxed rock 👍, lmao

[@Blue_689]

What is rocks are soft but they just tense up when ever you touch them

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

@@Blue_689thanks, that’s a horrifying concept

[@dan56151]

Soon enough, he's gonna be so skilled at massaging that he can massage atoms.

[@The63stToast]

19:25 Never in a million years would I have thought a car door would be the most tingly thing I’d ever heard

[@LadyBlue-san]

The rock is really pampered more than I am in real life 🪨☝🏻

[@screampine1122]

I loved the car bits! Especially with the door handle, mega tingles. Would love a full video of just those ❤

[@andra7814]

Imagine looking out of the window and your neighbour is massaging his car.

[@tedoymisojos]

Idk why, but I like the rocks a lot. Second place to the skinny trees, soft & flexible enough to be pulled and pushed.

[@mr_beebo2465]

These triggers are lovely! Put me right to sleep. I would love to see a part 2 in the future

[@SoHereASMR]

I love the energy you bring to your videos. Keep going and never stop surprising us with your talent.❤️

[@rayssaandrade9758]

Incrivelmente relaxante 😮

[@EXTOLANT-alt]

This is probably my new fav ASMR video

[@Thatoneguy_19]

The man of EVERYTHING massager ✨ but mostly nature💚

[@phenistired]

i love how in most massage videos he makes that tree is always apart of the video

[@mikihd2606]

One of the best asmr Videos i‘ve ever seen!

[@Caliegal179]

An asmrtist and an author? One, the best there is.

[@staceygreen5681]

Outstanding. Thank you for being so creative.

[@extremebrah]

Most happy rock on this planet

[@navyspades8955]

Loved the video! I especially loved the colored cubes I thought those were really neet!❤

[@ToodlesMcNoodlesASMR]

Wow i love the sound of the bush! 🌳

[@IndigoSoundMusic]

The rock massages were definitely the highlights of this video! So relaxing

[@andrefajardo10]

Whispersoft going absolutely crazy on the tree massage🗣️🔥

[@mthebas2222]

Always insanely creative,awesome content :D

[@domiz2139]

this is my new favorite asmr video

[@dashyhapodyha8943]

omg this is exactly what I need, thank you^^

[@ceciliamazariegos7096]

i actually loved this video and it gave me hella tingles! my faves were the rock, the tree, and the car 💀 loved it haha

[@lesibamakokga3427]

i love this man so much🍓

[@mypantsflewoff]

that lawn looks beautiful!

[@erlynnicma4663]

Alternate tittle: everything, everywhere, massage

[@MariaRosariaGangale-hm8wr]

This video made me laugh and relax at the same time... Amazing 😂👍🏼

[@mariajacobs7512]

Your videos are the best! Never stop creating this content 😍

[@albert_toyota]

the stone is getting a massage for the first time in hundreds of years, I think he would say if he could😅 the best asmr, I like it

[@carlaaguzzi2937]

Your videos are pure ❤❤❤

[@blue2isle]

The rock waited a few million years for that massage

[@FreddyFazz-bear_harhar]

Imagine je gave a tree a massage and is suddenly oh that's the spot right there 😂😂😂😂

[@Kyuri_off]

He is Max level at massaging skills. Change my Mind.

[@xxxtantonq8603]

I m in love with this video 🥰thx !❤️‍🔥

[@SummerAirwaysFacility]

Ngl this is the most intresting asmr channel ive seen

[@lkazzy2829]

I can't believe I fell asleep watching a video of a dude massaging a rock

[@foxxygamer9954]

Rock after massage ...... it's about drive ... it's about power 😅

[@lovingthemwords1899]

Really loved the car one! ❤

[@ASMR_I_GUESS]

4:18 "Honey I'll be working on the car for a bit."

[@Valthediver]

Omg 26:58 is amazing and how the wind picks up too !! So many tingles

[@dirtroadfarm.4024]

Why is this visually appealing lol

[@ethangordon8675]

Petition for him to do asmr on animals❤❤

[@Lulph]

On one hand - yes... 😍 But on the other - a little less... energetic, but, hell yes! 😅

[@queenncal6439]

Nah I'll stick to rocks and trees. He's too rough for living things 😂 they'll try to run

[@ashleyeger9110]

these are your best videos

[@Reckyj]

ohhhhhhhh im so glad i found your channel!!!

[@Mister_mem394]

Камень аж охренел от такой доброты

[@albertapressley5871]

That tree needed it and was thankful!

[@fuckingschoolboy4364]

Awesome rock massage😊

[@Yaaboikhii]

Love your videos !🤗

[@calistalim5356]

BEST ASMR ON THE PLANET

[@RaysNewestLow]

That rock seems less tense than my back

[@nelipeli4]

I loooooove this video so much!! Can we pleeeeeaase get a part 2?

[@jogoloyo1748]

I love the sounds when he massage a rock 😂

[@mthebas2222]

8d audio car massage would go insane,it’d be awesome

[@piern1k336]

I SWEAR that rock looks more relaxed

[@4nhkh04]

the rock said it hurt a bit

[@alqcrtiddies8959]

Legend has it he is still massaging

[@magic-gemini]

Such a brilliant video! It was on my recommended feed and I really loved it. I came to subscribe and seen your last video was about quitting…I am always too late to the party…sigh. 😢

[@casachica]

That tree must have felt real good

[@Bananasplit_XV]

I love the way the rock is formed

[@user-lk7kd5kx1w]

チョップで音出してる人初めて見たけど最高

[@SaraLeighLifts]

*sees neighbor karate chopping a tree* “sir, this isn’t minecraft”

[@fatimahseck1065]

You are the Man of Steel. 😅 At least your hands are definitely made of steel.

[@whispersoft]

I wish! Lol

[@johannbrahms4853]

If that rock doesnt crumble into a million little pieces under the sheer force of this man’s massaging grip within the next 0.2 seconds im going to cry

[@Funez24]

don't know why but its so good ngl

[@VRmJkHope]

this bread is so durable

[@mm.7904]

Consider me relaxeddddd 😌😌

[@fatmadesoki7304]

Great one ❤

[@The_Mephizto]

At first I was on the fence about the whole thing but god damn you got something here

[@anocasmonteiro1895]

One day marvel will do a comic about you. You shall be known as “Mr. Massage”

[@chillicheesebaby6210]

The Pokémon cards😩❤ sooo good

[@SavvyzWrld77]

please acknowledge how many splinters this man has tanked from massaging trees

[@shelbynorwood7225]

Idk why, but the parts with the car are my favorite. ❤

[@ShijoHerasima]

Oh, it’s legendary rock!❤

[@braianpaillaqueo9981]

Este ASMR FUE PLACENTERO ..MOVIMIENTO DE MANOS Y TODO EPICO ..SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA 🇦🇷

[@lipe_xxkk]

Even a Pokémon card? This dude is wild

[@aaronclow4536]

This videos rocks

[@baum7des7lebens7]

It really doughs 😉

[@purplecavaler]

Сосед, наблюдающий за массажем автомобиля - 🤨 Но звуки - кайф ❤

[@ghostninja0955]

The tree part made me nervous about splinters😂

[@BeanzAviation3967]

Great videoooo!

[@baum7des7lebens7]

Der Stein!! 😍

[@aubrey7226]

Ben: massages car The neighbors: 👀👀