White Lines feat. Stavros Halkias (5/18/20) | Chapo Trap House | Episode 420 FULL

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Fan-favorite Stavvy Baby returns to answer pressing advice questions from (other people’s) mail bags. We then look at Nebraska senator Ben Sasse’s dismal commencement speech to divine the future of the Republican party.
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[@nathanielnewman-beckett7851]

Stav and Adam are always much funnier when they come on chapo

[@alexjohnson9798]

they don't have nick tormenting them

[@jemimallah2591]

i can never work out whether nicks eagerness to interrupt and step all over stav and adam is a) hes autistic, b) hes a prick, or c) he knows what keeps the cum town dynamic going. im guessing its probably a combination of the three

[@Dylanquinn666]

@@jemimallah2591 When they get a good riff going on Cum Town they can be hilarious. Nick is a prick though. He's funny when he wants to be, but the quarantine episodes have highlighted how much of a whiny pessimistic bitch he is and I had to stop listening to it...

[@briani50]

@@Dylanquinn666 lol that’s so gay dude...and not in the good way

[@BadForHealth]

Stav getting upset over the misuse of a food processor.

[@preston5592]

i nearly got in a fucking wreck during the first act because i was laughing so hard. genuinely fantastic banter with the boys on this one.

[@cat_city2009]

That guy's laugh sounds like those monsters from that episode of Rick and Morty.

[@stashrivers9222]

Stavvy Baby in the mf house? Go Awf!

[@earl4446]

this episode will go down in legend

[@mokukiridashi]

I had so much fun with the first half, that commencement speech just sucked all of it away.... Jesus

[@aaronrodriguez1226]

Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard at chapo in I don't know how long. Fucking Quibi!

[@MattDrane]

Stav was on fire in this

[@frrascon]

I wish they had put the Stavros segment before the Ben Sasse segment. I wanted it to end on a happy note..not a depressing one.

[@lilithpyrope476]

this episode is fucking amazing

[@stevensmith1031]

Hell yeah dude

[@BigBlack81]

Stavvy!!! XD

[@sleepful1917]

why the fuck does that business have a fucking shower??? like WHAT

[@berdyderg900]

1:06:33 President Xi, please

[@thirdvect0r]

haha the weed number, updooted kill me

[@heraclitusblacking1293]

me first.

[@industrialborn]

"Just shards of his feet in his mouth "

[@allancastellon9248]

This episode is an all timer

[@vantahawk2834]

It is only made more perfect by the fact that it is No. 420.

[@mpnothanks]

Fuck, this was a hysterically funny episode.

[@tobyfunk6858]

Never thought I'd live to see the day when a politician would try to start WW3 with China while telling lame "I swear I'm cool kids" jokes. Yeah, definitely a simulation.

[@zachzhang962]

Boris thank you for your service

[@industrialborn]

You can give Stav dirt and he makes gold out of it

[@obamabinladen2408]

Hell yeah dude

[@jerryt3843]

A year later and Stav's rant is still hilarious.

[@inept0]

Lost my shit at "Get a fuckin' ouija board your dad might be interested."

[@mizzlehizzle4shizzle]

Def worthy of the sacred number, funniest episode to date.

[@onlineguy1984]

Stav is fire on other shows

[@duncanurquhart5278]

the tiger king bits have aged impressively badly

[@lizzyfrizzle8986]

I am not a Tankie whatsoever but if a red dawn situation had happened I sure as hell would have joined the Soviets.

[@Kid_Ikaris]

Right on comrade.

[@lizzyfrizzle8986]

alexanderbretta what do you think the right books are? Asking for a friend.

[@lizzyfrizzle8986]

alexanderbretta I do have plenty of books, not to brag or anything.

[@berdyderg900]

You figure it out yet comrade?

[@Maxiom5]

Stavros fucking rules what the hell.

[@aaronbaum54]

Do they really think anybody watched a virtual commencement? Especially for high school? I would've skipped mine if I could have because who wants to sit and listen to some old dude ramble about nonsense for a few hours.

[@richzito]

Go off Stav

[@alexheffner3089]

Ben Sasse should do standup comedy at the Bada Bing.

[@lukemadrid5711]

This is the most Chapo specific comment I have seen in awhile

[@jrients]

This is the best episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me that I have ever heard.

[@beebgegegeg-xr3cm]

George Costanza-ing your way out of the the family zoom call is just face planting into a second weekly FaceTime call with your own family 😂

[@Dylanquinn666]

People who leave their toenail clippings around are a good argument for the death penalty.

[@notabagel]

Vergils sounding a little different in this ep

[@903153]

Top five Chapo episode

[@splooie02]

faaaaaava beans?

[@lachlank.8270]

Hell yeah dude

[@jemimallah2591]

absolutely

[@drewservo9042]

umm, so I have a feeling boris is the name of a conglomerate of about 6 to 9 men

[@quester09]

yeah, good way to get a deviant septum!

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

Happy 420 everyone

[@mikegribanov6105]

oh shit what does Matt know about Baba Yaga? I scare the shit out of my toddler with that story to get her to go to bed every night

[@TheTodsBread]

What would an AOC vs Don Jr. Presidential run look like?

[@Oddity00]

amusing

[@FionaOfMountLawley]

Hilarious. Imagine the shit which Don Don would think is a good idea to do in pursuit of office. His dad has charisma. That's an undeniable fact. Don Don is a ridiculous bantam rooster who has none.

[@thesand]

Don Jnr has strong Gob Bluth energy

[@Vontux]

The last non-nostalgia musical style I can recall was dub-step. Yep, American culture really is dead.

[@callum6224]

Dubstep is English, but Americans popularized the version that is commonly thought of as dubstep now

[@nononoleavemebe]

All art is derivative dummy

[@yewtoob2007]

That Ben's Ass address to graduates was pull-down-the-temple AWFUL.

[@hornyconvict]

Stav fucking kills it on this ep

[@ecrylian]

Interesting

[@splooie02]

a cupcake and a candy bar

[@IndieGinge]

Hell yeah dude

[@TurboNemesis]

Podcast

[@philihp]

It always comes back to Boris.

[@michiganmonkey1910]

PUFF...PUFF...CHAPO 💚

[@hpalpha7323]

YeeeaAAH 420 baybee

[@corpse-in-orbit]

Ben Sasse has the precise cadence & verbal tics of a college basketball coach who's about to get fired

[@hpalpha7323]

Ben Sasse posted cringe

[@tobyfunk6858]

Episode 420? I don't want to be that on the nose but of course I'm going to roll one up for this....

[@MichaelDeMersLA]

Sasse is the Past of the Republican Party not its Future

[@drewservo9042]

BABY POWDER

[@robertsmith2300]

This was a great ep

[@erikreinhardt7955]

Best episode in a loooonngg while lolololol

[@mitchellbartholomew4976]

lol Tosh did a spoof commencement speech like 10 years ago I think. It was actually funny

[@shimes424]

Ermergersh! Episode 420! That's the weed number!

[@fartpimpson3843]

My name is Trevor and this is accurate. I'm somewhat gay

[@luispacheco428]

truly, a masterclass on advice

[@coops5060]

DJ Smokey on the intro?

[@stanthonysfire6387]

yup

[@coops5060]

@@stanthonysfire6387 S.O.P.S

[@robelkton7800]

32:00 - 32:30 is literally just describing your own podcast though

[@lunalu9653]

Sasse was the influence of Andy Bernard

[@yabton5110]

'gret'

[@Stonehawk]

I am going to find the part where they FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT JIZZ and leave a time stamp - unless I just stop watching the video entirely... Okay it's 19:20

[@jayanti2371]

THANK YOU. would have stopped listening if not for your invaluable comment.

[@jayanti2371]

okay. listened for 5 more minutes... of pooping in the shower... and now i'm done. i wish bernie was still in the game, because these guys -- without a political goal -- are just a bunch of wankers.

[@rjuram]

Lol the jizz part is the best part tho

[@IndieGinge]

Lame

[@butyraceousbrachiosaurus]

what's the chapo obsession with soy these days? I don't get the weird beef with spoonies either. Like I understand that they're both really silly concepts that took off, but i also just don't get the humor other than, if you'll forgive my usage of the term, virtue signalling

[@IndieGinge]

The right managed to come up with the hands down stupidist way to describe how many men these days - swaddled by capital not soy - are weakling losers. Their diagnosis is insane and stupid, but the nature of the insult isn't entirely baseless. Also all the Chapo boys are at least part soy if anyone is soy so the the usage is 100% ironic.

[@rustyshackleford1803]

It's just a good insult they stole from the now extinct alt right

[@Backinblackbunny009]

Wow, I guess I found my limit on discussions about semen and it was the debate on separate spice grinders.

[@elistarr8270]

God Chapo fans are the worst

[@kyubinaruto94]

you're gay. i'm gay

[@CODMarioWarfare]

>>(You)

[@Coffeemancer]

Bro first Matt starts unironically advocating for herd immunity, now you're saying people passed 50 should just do drugs because it won't matter?

[@larllarfleton]

Wait what? Why does Matt advocate for that now?

[@dicklarson5253]

what are you talking about, matt said herd immunity is what this hell hole of a country is going to do. hes not advocating shit

[@cow_tools_]

At 1:04:30 the groans are reaching critical mass.

[@Vv-ys4vw]

49:40 is when the advice stories end

[@baller63800]

thanks

[@unnamedmuffin]

Yeah, feeling gloomy while thousands of people are dying due to a pandemic is totally privileged and unreasonable.

[@jaspershepherdsmith9047]

Feeling consistently gloomy to the point where you hate talking to your partner's family (and yet still want them to talk to your friends) and moan about 'performing cheerfulness' is lame af

[@unnamedmuffin]

@@jaspershepherdsmith9047 I'm not implying that the guy was in the right, just saying that it's weird to be mad at people for feeling horrible these days. Sorry if it's hard for you to understand the difference.

[@jaspershepherdsmith9047]

@@unnamedmuffin I don't think they're mad at him for feeling bad. They're mad at him for being such a big baby about a family call with his partner. I don't know how you can't tell the difference?

[@unnamedmuffin]

@@jaspershepherdsmith9047 Nah, pretty sure their comments were that only people who work in essential fields have the right to feel gloomy, which is a pretty moronic sentiment in my view.

[@Oddity00]

They've had some trashy guests lately

[@the_exegete]

yeah it rocks

[@nerdaitami7205]

they've always been trashy, that's kind of their thing.

[@fokii9880]

Hahahaha hell yeah, dude.

[@nohbuddy1]

So painfully unfunny

[@robertsmith2300]

Shut up

[@faultline25]

Ben Sasse? Is that you?

[@IndieGinge]

Sasse? Yes. Stavvy? Hell yeah dude.

[@SuperFuckYourOpinion]

Why is Stav not a hack when he's on this show?

[@testtesttesttesttest884]

Because Nick isn't there with his genius imitations and riffs.

[@IndieGinge]

Will's greatest strength is finding the media guests can riff on. Being a fail blogger can help in very specific situations.