Whitest Kids U' Know: Baked Beans

[@slumpedsalmon]

Immediately regretted clicking on it, things only got worse, still stayed for the whole thing

[@mr.lostrythm7876]

Me too man... Me too...

[@bradivany7008]

Regretted reading this whole comment

[@lordcatboygaming]

@@bradivany7008 honestly baked beans was one of the funniest skits

[@peb475]

Ain't that the truth..

[@ardoronro6677]

When you go in, the only way out is forward. Like the digestive tract. Baked beans will turn your gullet into D-Day.

[@Ms.Fowlbwahhh]

What’s a can opener? 50 bucks! That line kills me every time lol.

[@Meme.Machine]

Its so good jesus chirst

[@CoffeeFresh_]

The flip over on the couch, head turns "50 bucks" 🤣🤣👍

[@MrMisterDerp]

MY EYES!!!

[@CarloTheImmortal]

hey how you doin? you a cop?

[@Very_Nice_and_Polite_Person]

I won't bite....unless I feel trapped

[@snoopsteryomom]

I love how it’s over the phone but credit cards aren’t accepted lmao

[@randylahey2242]

debit card only son, its sketchy like a dispensary

[@herbertpocket8855]

I was triggered by the Eagle thought it was EDP

[@quesoblanco5586]

I can never have beans without thinking of Baked Beans.

[@pmmeyourdadjokes9811]

This is my first time seeing this somehow, but I KNOW that this will be true until the end of my life.

[@loomingmadness3519]

I’d forgotten this one entirely, must have repressed the memory.

[@iDard3n]

I’ve said baked beans like this ever since seeing this and having to explain it to people is always so awkward once you start getting in to it. “Well there’s this guy dressed like these 90s erotic ads, actually never mind”

[@CaptainPancakes]

I've given up trying to get people to understand WKUK. If you know you know, y'know?

[@Bear-pw7nu]

This is hysterical I just picture you at a bbq joint like ya half rack, Mac and cheese and some BAAAAAKED BEANNNS

[@futtbucerson1820]

I have a bbq stand and my partner shut down putting a picture of Timmy in character as the menu item for baked names lol

[@Bear-pw7nu]

@@futtbucerson1820 you are a legend my friend! Cheers enjoy the holiday weekend

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

I won’t bite.....unless I feel trapped.

[@tannerstiverson]

Me: "ahh this is disgusting" *switches from 720p to 1080p*

[@BigPuddin]

"Yo, dawg, I need to see his fuckin' PORES."

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

Knowing about the bean cannon makes this even better.

[@thumphreybrogart4108]

You can really see the pain now. It's beautiful

[@cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197]

“I won’t bite... unless I feel trapped” part with the pizza is criminally hilarious.

[@grimmmm]

"What's a can opener? 50 bucks" lmao

[@trashie1572]

What did Timmy do wrong that made them force him to do this?

[@vexcess7805]

That’s silly. Timmy wanted to do this obviously

[@jek__]

Sometimes the guys would write sketches about timmy without timmy in the room, I somewhat suspect this is one of those times lol

[@vexcess7805]

@@jek__ They definitely did, but just look at his enthusiasm. The man is a born fetish model

[@The_Mimewar]

In some WKUK talks, Timmy explains that when they were writing, often he couldn’t make it, and they’d intentionally write stuff like this, or their impression of him, like Timmy Hot Dogs

[@sprucesoultree3833]

I think this was just what he did on the side, and they decided to make it into a sketch

[@ClipFactory069]

Confidential *as hell.*

[@AsocPaladin0016]

This is a new one for me. What the fuck lol

[@RoachDogg_JR]

Baaaaaked Beeeeaaaaans

[@jek__]

Wow this one has definitely improved the most with the higher resolution lol

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

_'Things you say before losing your eyesight to bleach eye drops.'_

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

You can really see the beans embedded in the wall from the cannon they fired them out of

[@ChewyThomson]

Fun fact: the beans were shot Timmy out of a T-shirt cannon and they had to ADR his last line because his mouth was full of beans.

[@TrateMusic]

"there's something in your mouth, Timmy!" IT WAS PAIN

[@PieKlan]

I’ve needed this in HD. Get me another bucket Chester.

[@AgentBishopFD]

There are two lines that will forever echo around in my head in Timmy's voice... "I'm available for barmitzvahs. Yeah, I said it, barmitzvahs." "Confidential as hell"

[@kvngn]

I think it's great that they let Timmy start writing his own sketches in the later seasons!

[@probablyaparent]

Timmy was doing stand up at a club nearby a few years after this sketch came out - he was kind enough to sign a can of baked beans as Baked Beans after the show for a friend who was getting married. One of the genuinely nicest guys to walk the Earth.

[@APTheis]

This may be the greatest sketch you guys have ever done. And by 'you guys' I mean Timmy.

[@ShanevsDCsniperr]

hot dog timmy tho

[@Outlawrockman]

This is the first sketch I show people when they say they never saw WKUK.

[@ZijnShayatanica]

I saw the thumbnail. Was traumatized remembering this sketch. Still watched it. I'm even more traumatized. _B A K E D B E A N S_

[@TheAceOfOnes]

“What’s a can opener?” *flips over and looks back sexually* “50 bucks” 😂

[@legodragonEX]

This is the skit that introduced me to WKUK, it came in IFC after the three stooges that me and my mom were watching before going Christmas shopping. I have never in my life been as scared of what I was seeing yet wanting to laugh as that moment, thank you WKUK. Thank you.

[@BODYBAGxPAT]

My mom went to go buy baked beans for Thanksgiving on Thursday and I showed her this. She watched it for 3 seconds and told me I'm a disappointment, true story

[@Diodudexo]

This... this is, I can’t. I love WKUK but I never thought this would ever exist.

[@DavidXanitos]

oh god! lower the resolution!

[@DylanDaPickle]

“I’m asleep go to town”

[@blaizec3485]

timmy is just so so funny. As i rewatch the show ten years later everyone is amazing but timmy kinda stands out for some reason this time around.

[@kurtilingus]

It's because this time around you're now able to fully appreciate the glistening carmelization of them beans in HD

[@blaizec3485]

@@kurtilingus facts bro

[@JesusHBasie]

I can’t imagine what this would have been like to watch this episode when it premiered LMAO

[@D4rk4tr1umXK79]

My best friend got me a shirt with Timmy playing baked beans and the hotline number on the front of it. It’s my favorite T-Shirt to say the least.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

I'm so glad this got a high-definition release; you really get to see the pain Timmy is in after he gets hit with that t-shirt cannon full of baked beans.

[@RedBarronST]

Why am I watching this during my lunch? Poor life choices, that's why.

[@Enembie]

I hope his daughter never sees this.

[@loodles2867]

Timmy's got no right to be packing that much cake

[@panthastaa34]

Whats a can opener? 50 bucks

[@EmberGyaru]

I've never spent an entire minute and forty nine seconds locked in a perpetual climax. Thank you, Timmy!

[@nicoleancell6860]

I can’t unsee this

[@ayparillo]

Does Timmy have an OnlyFans? Asking for a friend.

[@SpaceForce635]

No credit cards though...

[@ayparillo]

@@SpaceForce635 PayPal it is

[@Max-zg6ld]

OnlyBeans

[@ayparillo]

@@Max-zg6ld Jesus Christ this made me laugh out loud xD

[@amphg7647]

Lmao they finally uploaded my favorite skit.

[@HarryRunes]

you can really see the cheap spray tan in this I love it

[@eddiewramos]

I remember watching this is middle school. Thanks for corrupting me wkuk

[@SpaceForce635]

I remember Baked Beans from my Bar Mitzvah....

[@TheItalianScarecrow]

I wonder if at the time of filming this Timmy knew that people would be quoting this to him for the rest of his life in the comment section.

[@UnseenPlatapus]

I haven't seen this skit in years and I've thought about it probably once a month on average since it was burned into my eyes. Great job with this one boys.

[@RoachDogg_JR]

I vomited multiple times watching this, and I'm still glad I watched it.

[@orionraine9597]

One of the most legendary wkuk sketches of all time!!! Enjoy everyone

[@moonheadkrillin]

thank you thank you thank you thank you. I can never say anything about a can opener with a straight face and now I can laugh In HD :D

[@gunsmoke132]

I've never seen this but I'm very glad that I just have this is the best sketch I've ever seen

[@Vyes]

I told my friend about WKUK and this was the first sketch they watched. It was also the last.

[@LadyTzardust]

But why does Timmy look so dang good??? 👀

[@lolnahnvm208]

This is, unquestionably, the best WKUK sketch. It will always make me laugh.

[@Futt.Buckerson]

I love that someone out there is really into this video.

[@ContaminatedBeef]

im just gonna put this back to 144p

[@C_Train74]

This was the first sketch from you guys that my wife and I saw. Needless to say, we watched many more episodes.

[@RA-xx4mz]

After watching this video, I feel like my integrity has been compromised.

[@bloveless79]

I won’t bite.... Unless I feel trapped

[@The_Mimewar]

This is the sketch that made my wife (at the time) not watch any more WKUK.

[@The_Mimewar]

@semmel oh I’m certain it contributed!

[@johnhogan8327]

I’ve really been needing this in my life

[@brody10123]

“I won’t bite, unless I feel trapped” fucking amazing

[@tavpros]

Finally an HD upload. This was my favorite sketch

[@ravenmorrigana1093]

There's nothing like forgetting a skit because it's just too much to retain. Because then you get to watch it again with fresh horror. ;)

[@submatrix6115]

The baby factory with the storks sketch. “Too Long Island. Too Long Island.” Funny sketch can’t find it anywhere.

[@jingalingus1020]

"I won't bite unless I feel trapped"

[@LickMuhNutzz]

YT: This content may be inappropriate for some users. Would you like to continue? Me: ofc I don't see why not... Also me: oh yeah I forgot about this one -_-

[@STdoubleDs]

*When your mother-in-law asks you what kind of art you’re into*

[@electrikhan7190]

YES my favorite fucking skit from the whole show just opens the season up out of nowhere. I had to pause the show to stop laughing.

[@seleverofficialchannel3044]

I will have nightmares for a whole year 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@higgydufrane]

Right now people are furiously dialing that number....

[@brycecampbell824]

Id love to see the civil war on drugs sketches compiled one here at some point.

[@mythiccmouse6214]

Oldie but a goodie

[@Zeldarulah]

somehow I had never seen this sketch and somehow I was better off for it

[@J4o4s4e4p4h4]

Thank god nobody came to office while I watched this...

[@hiltonklitzna9394]

Ok slowing down for the bean shot is amazing

[@hansno1475]

Sam, you wonderful bastard, the world needs a new episode of Buckerson and Meyers more desperately than it needs Baked Beans in HD.

[@Camantics615]

I saw this as a kid and thought this was what adults actually did. I was right

[@sloth4235]

I never thought I’d see this much of Timmy

[@bakedbeansbaby3908]

God damn funniest thing ever 🤣 I have had this as my username for so long

[@bigchiefsmackaho387]

I wont bite. Unless i feel trapped.

[@mastoidrama]

This is pure gold.

[@rectal_anxiety2435]

RIP anyone that typed "xx beans" into KZbin hoping to find this video

[@LonelyTurtle]

I once had a summer school algebra teacher that looked like Timmy in drag. Unfortunate lady...

[@ShayGalor]

I'm so glad I've managed to live my life this long without seeing or even being aware of the existence of this sketch. ....Now what?

[@1zymn1]

00:37 for the t-shirt cannon to the face

[@The.dudeinator]

That was an extremely long 2 minutes lol

[@ThaPhantazm]

Never seen this sketch, and wow! one of Timmy's best. Give him props for getting blasted close range with a bean shotgun.

[@Deitz69]

Rest in Peace Trevor Moore. Love you man, wherever you are.

[@lucidity1353]

I hope they upload just the short clip of the raw footage of timmy being blasted by the bean cannon lol

[@WaynesStrangeBrain]

I don't think they did the shotgun blast of beans justice because the SOUND they put in makes it sound like a gentle bucket splash...

[@futtbucerson1820]

“What’s a can opener? 50 bucks”

[@HazyMcvay]

Timmy be lookin like a snack

[@yamum6498]

12 hours and 11k views. People WANT MORE BAKED BEANS!

[@KnottyBrujita]

I think of this every time I'm heating up some baked beans. Hahahah!!

[@vitalepitts]

Amazing how much less violent it looks here

[@GiI11]

....aaaaaand I'll have nightmares now.

[@Sir_Maximus_Hardwood]

Classic HD bean debauchery. Please do God Says or aren't you lucky soon.

[@SmokinSasquatchOG]

That bean shot is under rated in my opinion

[@flyingbricks1602]

I send this to friends at odd hours of the night

[@theskateboardingchef]

that beans launcher tho!!!

[@DoeBoy999]

All of a sudden a desire to buy baked beans has arisen.

[@excelsior5217]

Still one of the best things ever