Whizzer Going Down - In Trousers (1979)

[@mango-rk6fb]

"I didnt know marvin was gay"

[@adelinelongtine1777]

"Is he going to Florida?"

[@kennedywarren9347]

this is why he got cast as Mendel in March of the Falsettos

[@rillball9340]

now imagine: christian borle performing this

[@alisonfool]

RillBall the laugh

[@zappodappozz9937]

oh my gOD

[@jaylites]

instead of imagining him as Marvin I imagined him as willy Wonka in Marvin’s position-

[@adelinelongtine1777]

Snowy No s t o p

[@faitha.8012]

RillBall i NEED Christian Borle to sing this, just once, so i can die peacefully

[@thomasforeman7978]

This is why Christian Borle doesn’t have social media, everyone would ask him to perform this

[@milky4587]

Bradon performed it

[@a_literal_crow]

@@ario07282 And it still is-

[@JoshFreilich]

@@milky4587 I wonder why it's usually the people playing Mendel who play Marvin in "In Trousers"... This happened with Chip Zien in the original cast, and Brandon Uranowitz sang this song at his concert.

[@Noa.Orenstein]

@@JoshFreilich OMG YEAH

[@alexf225]

​@@JoshFreilichI guess Brandon's voice is a bit more similar to Chip's than Christian's.

[@joeysnowy4110]

this song is clearly about whizzer and marvin going to florida

[@bee5445]

clearly

[@clairemyers1443]

How could it be construed any other way?

[@clairemyers1443]

just go click Oh hey BINCH what's up how to you like this song about Whizzer going to Florida

[@emma-ke8jx]

unanys joe Orlando

[@emilyc9492]

Exactly. Orlando, Florida.

[@jacobmullins6533]

What a cool sounding tap number

[@adelinelongtine1777]

Oh hun.

[@goldfishhandsanitizer144]

Hmm yeah...wonder why...

[@AndleRandle]

SUre, we'll go with tap number

[@goldfishhandsanitizer144]

gET THEE TO A PSYCHIATRIST yep. *lets just go with it*

[@irlastolfogranatum]

Isn’t that what it is???

[@lavendermistone]

maybe Kevin Price didn't blow Gods freaking mind, but he definitly blew something else

[@aFangirlsVideoMania]

vilemo underrated comment

[@ירדןאור-פ2צ]

I'm blushing

[@alicex8612]

this is it. this comment wins.

[@ranyatheba540]

wilemo nO wHy

[@goldfishhandsanitizer144]

IM DYING THIS IS PERFECT! XD

[@jessica23claire]

are you serious? right in front of my salad?

[@nagitowokomaeda1730]

Shield your salad's eyes

[@rratpiss]

are you serious? right inside the den?

[@enamelalchemist]

put your salad somewhere else

[@z3k355]

Mr. GalaxyPants oh my god this comment section is gold

[@grape2337]

Cowlan I know the original lyric is Marvin grabbing Whizzers ass, but this... *IS SO MUCH BETTER*

[@kaitlyncarroll3314]

"He starts to blow" I SCREAMED

[@goingcrazy2127]

Kaitlyn Carroll who didn't scream

[@flutterkax12]

Well, Marvin sure did

[@mrsoap4599]

ELOV i screamed at your comment

[@jesse5492]

YUP

[@oswaldcobblepot6039]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@maidenofcats568]

Why didn't this get put into Falsettos? Ah ah ah, that's a question with no answer.

[@colettepollauf5948]

DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS I'M FRIGHTENED OF QUESTIONS ...sorry I had to

[@luciahermo6934]

“In trousers” is a part of the Marvin’s Trilogy, with “March of the Falsettos” and “Falsettoland”.

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

*sighs*

[@chelbel9757]

In trousers is the prequel to March or the falsettos and falsettoland (falsettos) like that other person said

[@maidenofcats568]

@@luciahermo6934 I know this. I've analyzed this series for years. I'm joking, it's a joke. Thank you for your time.

[@catherinehorowitz3930]

I CAME OUT TO MY PARENTS WHEN THEY DISCOVERED GAY PORN ON MY COMPUTER WHILE I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICOLES HOUSE CHOREOGRAPHING A HIP HOP DANCE

[@demondollee]

*I'M AT NICOLE'S HOUSE*

[@swordswaltzing]

IM LIKE MID-SHOULDER SHRUG WHEN I GET A CALL FROM MY MOM

[@juliewebster3888]

IN HER INFINITY SUV

[@swordswaltzing]

boujee

[@meekabeeka1831]

hold on, hOLD ON

[@emmyvillaatchinson]

so was whizzer’s last name legit chosen just so this would rhyme

[@marsharris154]

zarcorpeachy Yep

[@hooey4362]

That sounds accurate

[@opheliaismyname9180]

@Cowlan I think Brandon might have been the one that created that because he thought it was funny, but I might be wrong

[@caffeinemilk]

Cowlan how do you forget

[@sketchers3115]

Ok but who actually thought it was a good idea to name their kid whizzer

[@cerysgibby7542]

Im just imagining William Finn giggling and writing down *sound of bodies slapping*

[@mattcabrera997]

Omg that’s a beautiful image

[@ruzspruce9984]

thats fucking hilarious

[@dunderbread]

my aesthetic is everyone in the comments who thought this wasn't about sex

[@kaevha]

trashumbrella well, fluff I have made a terrible mistake. I thought the slapping was so dancing

[@aFangirlsVideoMania]

The actor who sings it didn’t know what it was about at first

[@Dani-it9vc]

@@aFangirlsVideoMania I CAN'T BREATHE OMFG 😂😂😂 SKSKSK

[@ay7164]

@@aFangirlsVideoMania Omg

[@ghostytrickster33]

what're you talking about he's goin down to florida

[@alisonfool]

How can this be perceived as not sexual

[@justanotheryoutubechannel6587]

Whizzer is going down in a game of chess

[@nat-kp4zb]

hes going down to FLORIDA duh

[@thegalaxydonutshow]

Ferret Unknown It’s just an innocent trip to Florida!

[@smolsheep77]

I thought it was whizzer going down like he's sad bc Marvin is in the closet lol

[@dootdoot5124]

Even the name of the musical can’t be perceived like that.

[@BEE-mp9vk]

(Sounds of bodies slapping)

[@SeaSparklesLP]

B E I saw that when I was reading the lyrics and wanted to kill myself

[@TheMajorLlama]

same

[@jessicasophiahong918]

I want to dIE

[@enamelalchemist]

**from the next room** SIR PLEASE STOP IM TRYING TO MAKE DINNER

[@eldermckinley6461]

I wish I was jared, 19

[@cabbage-soup]

So... he's comparing sex to death and Whizzer compared death to sex? No wonder they're a couple...

[@04TheOrchard04]

_ _ sorry I love that

[@eviem.6903]

And that whole thing is probably symbolic of Whizzer dying of AIDS? Either that or I'm reading too much into this and these two are just really dysfunctional adults.

[@Natalie-ih1be]

@@eviem.6903 I'd say probably not as In Trousers came out before the aids crisis

[@closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250]

artistic choices at their finest.

[@Natalie-ih1be]

@@closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250 Or, alternatively, William Finn was on SOMETHING while writing In Trousers

[@claudia2189]

“Bodies Slapping” God bless William Finn

[@harrissinger273]

what the hell does this look like on stage

[@BEE-mp9vk]

Harris Cohen Imagine the most bizarre and crazy staging with lots of pelvic thrusting and that's basically what it looks like.

[@jamesarnold2899]

sOMEBODY PLS LINK ME TO THE VIDEO 😂

[@missoringasm7144]

Um I don't think I want to know

[@marciahunt6442]

Heaven™

[@starsscapes]

Dina Arnold here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

[@prettyyinpunk0]

I thought this would be about Whizzer's death. Boy was I wrong.

[@cabbage-soup]

He's not going to die for 2 more acts

[@notscarlet8321]

@@cabbage-soup whoa spoiler alert m8

[@ra_arcade2966]

i dID TOO I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

[@charat9550]

Sammmmme

[@dandeliontea6299]

I was smiling because “haha upbeat song and it’s 2:00am” but when I read that my face fucking DROPPED

[@Ava-j5n6z]

THE BODIES SLAPPING KILLS ME AND WHAT IS HE SAYING WHEN EVERYONES GOING WHIZZER WHIZZER WHIZZER Someone says I AM WEARING A HAT WTFFFFF

[@cascharles3838]

I'm pretty sure that sequence is what's going on in Marvin's mind

[@rebeccah2662]

A the “I am wearing a hat” line is from the song earlier in the show by the same name, it’s sang by Mrs Goldberg about doing what’s socially acceptable and settle for what you don’t want in life, Marvin hearing this during the song is a metaphor for him being told to do what’s socially acceptable by society and now he’s finally breaking this rule

[@helpfaysstuckinabox3324]

I'm pretty sure Marvins having a giddy seizure in that bit

[@michaelai1453]

@M I L K I think this song takes place when he's married to Trina, but it would still make sense.

[@gemarijke]

"I think he's nice but indiscreet, he thinks I'm sweet" reminds me so much of "Trina obsessing and sort of caressing my head with her feet. I once thought it was sweet" from A Day in Falsettoland

[@zoer2067]

Or, in Love is Blind, when Mendel says "I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet" to Trina.

[@TrevorRekt]

gillianembers or What More Can I Say?

[@ninatr5219]

yeah don't forget "It's been hot, also very sweet, and I'm not usually indiscreet" from "What More Can I Say"

[@issie9040]

Chris Mason maybe its a motif

[@closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250]

Another brilliant artistic choice.

[@thegalaxydonutshow]

“Musical theatre kids are so wholesome”

[@reneguerra6003]

Whizzer: say my name Marvin: SGDJEGWRJGE ELDER PRICE

[@thaliapeters949]

END ME AHAHA

[@atticus3690]

marvin is obviously a top because that is a keyboard smash no self respecting bottom would EVER make

[@hannahbanna_]

@@atticus3690 who says marvin respects himself

[@atticus3690]

@@hannahbanna_ that is true. it has also been two years since my comment and i have since been enlightened. i now know that marvin is in fact a bottom. thank you

[@hannahbanna_]

@@atticus3690 👁👄👁 a reply after two years wowza

[@ShayShayPlay]

The one dislike is Jason being grossed out 😂

[@monthly.girls.digital8728]

shayla Or Trina being salty

[@yourdearestrat1058]

natalie lewter Or mendel..... just mendel

[@michaelai1453]

Or Whizzer, who's confused as to why Marvin wrote a song about his trip to Florida like this.

[@cascharles3838]

Honestly the comments on this are the funniest thing. All the innocent falsettos fans thinking it was about Whizzer playing chess or some shit

[@missoringasm7144]

cas charles Oh I knew. I just kind of WANT to believe it's them playing chess...

[@gabbywest5723]

Orin World That's what I choose to tell myself. Did you hear the cool tap-number near the end of the game?

[@missoringasm7144]

Gabby West oh yea! I wish I could tap dance like that...

[@gabbywest5723]

Orin World Isn't it adorable how Marvin the smol bean gets a giddy seizure because he loves chess and tap dancing so much!

[@pokemonique92]

I mean I thought it was a blowjob from the get go, then I read some comments about Florida and thought I was mistaken, then I listened to it and figured out that y'all memed me

[@visceralooze]

guYS THE CLAPPING ISNT CLAPPING

[@itsarcasmsweetie594]

Nev oml

[@izzia9374]

HOLY SHIT AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS TAP DANCING AND THEN I REALIZED

[@Ava-j5n6z]

N O O H O M G

[@Ava-j5n6z]

brett I THOUGHT IT WAS TAP DAMCING AND THEN I WAS LIKE. O H. HOLLLLLLY SHIT

[@arqueeevist]

Nev my innocent mind was all like "THEN WHAT IT IS?????" And then I realised

[@cryyoubaby934]

i think marvin laughing and yelling "cut it out!" and also him screaming is super underrated someone else talk about it with me please

[@cascharles3838]

I'm down for that

[@cascharles3838]

I wrote that then I remembered the literal song title nOpe

[@cryyoubaby934]

LMAO tbh marvin screams this whole musical so theres a lot of discussion material

[@kenster9200]

cas charles hA

[@cascharles3838]

true, true

[@ellevenstar]

Nothing is more casual that eating Twizzlers and pretending that I don’t know what those nOISES MEAN

[@larissaferreira5554]

same

[@al_exists]

@@fartfield yes, they're clapping. they're clapping cheeks.

[@charmsy2010]

This is an amazing song about Marvin and Whizzer going to Florida! My favorite part is at the end when they start clapping because they’re so excited to finally get there.

[@br.vo6]

SYD STOP THIS 😭😭😭

[@scroobl]

HELP- 😭😭

[@izzythelily8569]

No other reason

[@marionj5183]

Well he’s definitely going south

[@timeleteo5789]

Orlandooo!

[@mangomaking]

so this is what happened when kevin price finally made it to orlando

[@casp3564]

@Kara so is whizzer

[@cerysgibby7542]

@@casp3564 D:

[@gesty.chlopak]

@@casp3564 STOP

[@dracomalfoy509]

…

[@qwertyqwerty-jy9fc]

he had to bring mckinley with him tho

[@likereallyswag]

When I first saw the title I thought it was probably about Marvin and Whizzer arguing or meeting or something but nope. It's literally Whizzer going down.

[@monsegmeza]

"I hate his food" but you love the way he cooks linguine 🤨

[@blazerheata6479]

The _way_ It's a "Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go." kind of situation probably.

[@doritodorito492]

No he loves the way Trina cooks linguine

[@Max-yo5nv]

Also in the original trilogy it was marvin cooking linguine

[@elizabethsmith1421]

I DIDNT KNOW THIS EXISTED WHIZZER BROWN JEESUS CHRIST

[@hyenaseeds779]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A METAPHOR NOPE THIS EXACTLY WHAT MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS

[@Haze-xr9rc]

if you haven't listened to the rest of the soundtrack, the out-of-context "i am wearing a hat" is the funniest thing in the world

[@introusas]

And the maniacal laughter

[@charmsy2010]

I HAVENT I THIUGHT I WAS CRAZY FOR HEARING IT

[@Geekyguru123]

"TURN IT OFF"!(like a light switch).

[@Bbg346]

@Cowlan yess it worked! 😀😀😀😄

[@littlesongbird7881]

I heard cut it out

[@emilyc9492]

I thought it was about whizzer and Marvin playing chess and Marvin was like YOURE GOING DOWN, BUT NOPE ITS SEX

[@hatchworthless2746]

Emily Cole that's the b e s t alternate explanation

[@missoringasm7144]

God I wish

[@cheeriossnatched8240]

The Atheistic Gay Yasss

[@starsscapes]

The Atheistic Gay Well, In Trousers is technically not canon to the Falsettos universe so it would've been a bit difficult to include it in there, but I think we'd all like to see a revival of this musical someday.

[@bandaidgirlcos]

IM WHEEZING

[@lilywalsh4677]

i believe you are in fact 'whizzing.'

[@Audi0Mati]

Lily The Theatre Nerd I'm pretty sure Marvin is whizzing

[@lionsforscottie]

Kendra Beaumont nah he's jizzing

[@mabelespinoza2414]

lions for scottie I CHOKED

[@RandomOliveTree]

OMG I JUST NOTICED THAT THE BEGINNING OF THIS SONG IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE START OF THE MUSIC BREAK IN THRILL OF FIRST LOVE

[@sapphael.]

Y'all were so surprised clicking this but the title literally says 'whizzer going down in trousers' so where's the suprise??

[@goldfishhandsanitizer144]

Stop This some ppl have more “clean” minds so they dont realize at first. Keep in mind they are prob coming from Falsettos(the revival). I mean I didnt know what to expect when listening to it.

[@musicalmango5527]

I expected some sex stuff (this is a prequel to Falsettos, after all) I didn’t think a 1980’s musical could have so much explicit gay sex in its songs lmaoooo

[@lovemeh7899]

@@goldfishhandsanitizer144 my first form of falsettos media was the revival ive been getting into in trousers and I clicked on the video completely thinking it was whizzer going down in the sexual way

[@frankengrrl]

Chip Zien is so cool

[@spencerwise7817]

olivia valentine I love his Mendel

[@larib0t]

to all those upset about the cigarette thing, conisder this: the lyric specifically says that Whizzer LIGHTS another cigarette. not SMOKES one. so, and I didn't say it the song did, if Whizzer's going down can he really smoke at the same time? no. he lit it for Marvin.

[@theprojectionist7092]

Also in Marvin's giddy seizures he specifically says that nothing's exactly like he says it is, so this could simply be Marvin recalling facts incorrectly

[@avaobrien2925]

Also I saw someone say that lighting a cigarette is a euphemism/metaphor for just having sex. Like you light a cigarette after you have sex

[@pidgeon2699]

@@avaobrien2925 specifically gay sex

[@hollyhock9638]

​@@avaobrien2925​it is, it was commonly used in shows to say that two characters had sex off screen due to TV censorship back in the day. Off the top of my head two shows used this was third rock from the sun in one episode I think it was in season two (though it might be season 1 or 3) and I remember that Denis Leary made one of those jokes in his comedy special no cure for cancer

[@doritodorito492]

Whizzer smokes and burns Marvin's peepy

[@reverieprince]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE, LIKE, A BREAKDOWN SONG, KINDA LIKE “IM BREAKING DOWN” I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR *THIS*

[@raya.b]

Marvin sure is feelin’ confident about this chess game.

[@mayaanderson7728]

that was not a clap

[@littleartgoblin1138]

Maya Anderson it's innocent tap dance-

[@kaevha]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BACKGROUD SOUNDS JDKWKDJEK

[@cabbage-soup]

Haha, I'm sure you wouldn't mind tap dancing with me... They say that tap dancing is incredibly fun, but I'm afraid it's my first time though, so I'm not any good at it...

[@wolfkittykat]

*w h e e z e s*

[@Thismightjustbeclaypuppington]

(BODIES SLAPPING)

[@avaliableuser]

plot twist: they’re in canada and they’re going to omaha nebraska to visit the andrew rannells landmark that doesn’t yet exist

[@liaf3iry]

This song was stuck in my head during midterms *unfortunately* so I came back to pay my respects to elder price

[@liaf3iry]

I failed that midterm by the way

[@kat7215]

@@liaf3iry lmao

[@orangutansoda]

"He takes me in his arms and lights another cigarette""I dont smoke dont do drugs and then comes the bad news"*John Cena voice* Are you sure about that?

[@rebeccah2662]

Ramen Noodle Doodles I assumed he quit smoking and that’s why he brings it up, he thought quitting would be make him healthier but he still ends up in hospital

[@renatal.129]

I thought it was only a reference for sex? Like is common in media that people smoke cigarettes after sex

[@michaelwilliamybarra2409]

I thought that means he lit a cigarette for Marvin specifically, not really for himself.

[@kayabooks2780]

It has a lot of interpretations. Some people say it was for Marvin, some say he quit and the line “ I don’t smoke, don’t do drugs and there comes the bad news” is in the present which can mean he used to smoke but doesn’t anymore and some people say the cigarette is just a sex symbol and not actually a literal cigarette

[@blazerheata6479]

@@renatal.129 why do people do that btw?

[@gracisntscared5466]

Yall im on a road trip to Florida and i cant stop listening to this song

[@sebby5094]

Ms. Goldberg still wants to establish she is wearing a hat

[@ST4R_V3IL]

POV: DIFFERENT AU WHERE MS. GOLDBERG JUST TELEPORTS OUT OF NOWHERE Marvin and whizzer: *fucking going at it (if you really can’t tell they are f u c k i n g)* Ms Goldberg: *teleports out of nowhere* *”I AM WEARING A HAT”*

[@sebby5094]

@@ST4R_V3IL *Y E S*

[@gust0pher420]

i thought this was about whizzer dying but i was sO WRONG

[@Ratrose331]

Same

[@rosie3929]

Just imagine McKinley singing this and instead of .....those noises.....he's tap dancing.

[@aFangirlsVideoMania]

Jessica Palmer if you watch the actual production the ladies were all tap dancing and moving weird during the noises

[@__-do7rq]

Jessica Palmer i thought you meant william mckinley the american president and i choked

[@plaguerat6665]

_ _ Why does this keep getting better?

[@qwertyqwerty-jy9fc]

xddd

[@qwertyqwerty-jy9fc]

this is my favourite comment section

[@justanotheryoutubechannel6587]

I thought there was a mad tap solo but I WAS MISTAKEN!

[@angelinamarkovic7727]

Is he going down to... Orlando, Florida?

[@TheMajorLlama]

yes

[@cutiepuppy4427]

Land of Sea World, Disney and Putt Putt Golfing?

[@spencerwise7817]

Chip Zien I know this is you

[@fruityeel]

I love how from the second my friend told me about this song I was like "is it about what I think it is??" and it's true. I was right. He's going down

[@elkeith7000]

what a BOP

[@zulikbuka]

I wish this song came on the new version of this song..

[@goldfishhandsanitizer144]

Actually in trousers is a seperate musical from falsettos. Its apart of the Marvin Trilogy. The marvin trilogy is In trousers and falsettos(act 1 and 2). You may know this but i wanted to tell you incase ;-; Anyway that would be interesting.

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

@@nicanderson7122 I'm actively dying

[@FinleyOwen]

whenever this song is in my suggested im like sure why not and click on it.

[@chronicfossil]

I thought I got the context of this song wrong before listening to it but JESUS, I DID NOT.

[@coldpizza198]

"Marvin is a boy who has giddy seizures, he's laughing all the time" Is... Is Marvin having a seizure while being blown?

[@goldfishhandsanitizer144]

Bood ohmygoshohno

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

....I actually think yes?

[@camerabs4524]

O h

[@helpfaysstuckinabox3324]

He's having a giddy seizure while fucking Whizzer (Because of the sounds of bodies slapping) at least that's what I think🤔🤔

[@villarozie]

depends if you interpret "seizures" literally or metaphorically but for anyone who does literally this is golden

[@mars2883]

Marvin:"He's on his knees, I'm laying flat, just like a bad Idea. He starts to blow, I start to fight. The room is yellow and the bed is white" Chip Zien: And they were roommates....

[@ST4R_V3IL]

*wow they were roommates*

[@izzythelily8569]

They went down to Flordia

[@livodo2610]

the way marvin says “and then he takes me in his arms” sounds so much like how whizzer says “he takes me in his arms and lets me hold his face” in you gotta die sometime idk why but that makes me emotional

[@SeaSparklesLP]

I thought this was the song that played when he collapsed after racquetball aahhhhhh

[@keysmashingnerd]

i'm yelling omg

[@INTEROBANGyes]

Oh my GOD

[@TheMajorLlama]

Im wheezing

[@nicola7021]

SAME

[@evadeguelle765]

Im yodeling

[@closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250]

So the NEXT revival of Falsettos needs to have *all three acts* because we set up some *very important themes here, I swear*

[@cassandras_closet]

Listening to this after watching a slime tutorial of Falsettos really gets you man

[@theonlythinghere9323]

this was my top song of youtube music wrapped 😭😭

[@FalsettosFreak]

Hey me too

[@SeaSparklesLP]

[MARVIN] He hates my wife I hate his food He thinks I'm rude, but nice I think he's nice, but indiscreet He thinks I'm sweet But he treats me kinda funny I say: Whizzer, Whizzer Brown I see Whizzer going down Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown Isn't it delightful playing easy? Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I care I found your door We sing out more and more and more and more now He rubs my neck I rub his thigh He asks me why I sweat I ask him why he bites his nails And then he takes me in his arms And then he lights another cigarette I say: Whizzer, Whizzer Brown I see Whizzer going down Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown Isn't it delightful playing easy? Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I care I found your door We sing out more and more and more and more now Go Whizzer! How about Whizzer? Breathe deep Whizzer Up and he's going down [LADIES] Go Whizzer! How about Whizzer? Breathe deep Whizzer Up and he's going down [MARVIN] He's on his knees I'm lying flat Just like a bad idea He starts to blow I start to fight The room is yellow and the bed is white He's going down; I think I'll die away He's going down; I think I'll die, die, die I say Whizzer, oh Whzzer Whizzer Brown I see Whizzer going down [ALL] Bah dah yah yup bah buh dah buh dah buh Yup bah dah yah dah yah Yup bah dah yah dah yah Bah duh dah duh dah dah Bah dah dah dah (Sounds of bodies slapping.) (Voices.) (Marvin screams.) [MARVIN] He's going down He's going down He's going down [LADIES] ...He's going down ...He's going down ...He's going down Go Whizzer! Down! [ALL] Down!

[@theatrebug7]

*_sounds of bodies slapping_*

[@Ava-j5n6z]

b o d i e s s l a p p i n g

[@emilyc9492]

meme meme *SOUNDS OF BODIES S L A P p I N G*

[@jaylites]

*soU ND S OF Bod i e S S L A pp i N g*

[@Jared-iq6ul]

*S OUNDS OF BO DIES SLA PPI NG*

[@backroomsaucy468]

No one: Whizzer: *goes down*

[@misapon.9184]

Cowlan OH MY GOD

[@misapon.9184]

@Cowlan KJASHIALF

[@misnomer6345]

@Cowlan how dare you

[@zolfjustice]

How did Chip Zien not know what this song was about

[@the-girl-that-does-stuff]

Wait.... what do you mean he didn't knew? I think the lyrics are pretty clear

[@leylanicolegavin6920]

@@the-girl-that-does-stuff In the In Trousers reunion he does reveal the fact that he didn't know that marvin was gay and that's where the whole Florida thing came from as he truly didn't know what this song was about

[@neptunestardust]

@@leylanicolegavin6920 I Mean how could you not 😂😂

[@user-hx5bo9wq2m]

YOUR KIDDING

[@livharrington9039]

@@leylanicolegavin6920 have you seen his performance of it tho…it’s like pretty clear he knew

[@luvbinn3jy]

Deeply upset that this isn’t on Spotify

[@eggiesoverspinachovertoast8624]

SAME, I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO DO LOCAL FILES THO TO GET IT ON THERE FOR YOURSELF

[@luvbinn3jy]

@@eggiesoverspinachovertoast8624 OMG REALLY ID LOVE THAT

[@eggiesoverspinachovertoast8624]

@@luvbinn3jy ok this should work kzbin.info/www/bejne/anXIZ3SwjKeMZs0&ab_channel=GaugingGadgets

[@nestbones]

i still can’t figure out how someone can listen to this song and not immediately know what it’s about

[@shsl_empath5437]

Idk why but when I saw the title my brain thought “Whizzer’s going down, I’m yelling timber! You better move you better dance!!” And now that I’ve listened to it holy macfreakingcheese.

[@O_R_Miller06]

Omg it's you from jacksfilms!

[@sofiaacosta4768]

im trying not to wheeze rn dontlaugh

[@nath.an.b]

Why do I keep coming back to this?

[@jaycing]

I love reading all these comments like “oh I thought this was a completely innocent song” and I’m just here

[@gracey200]

This sounds like a wattpad fanfic I would write at 4 am

[@honkytonky7043]

HELP

[@jacobmullins6533]

Why is chip Zien my favorite person ever

[@ella-ib3ev]

THIS ISN'T WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE ABOUT

[@emk3751]

I watch this daily

[@emk3751]

Everyday

[@rebeccah2662]

Emmy same

[@mattcabrera997]

Me too it’s a problem

[@TheHazbinMisfits]

Do you still watch it daily

[@sofiacaracuta9240]

Sounds like Whizzer had a great time in Florida

[@lionsforscottie]

the very beginning sounds like the hallelujah chorus and if that isn't the most ironic thing in the world

[@lauren7564]

69th like

[@orrie1911]

i want christian borle to sing this as soon as possible please and thank you

[@birdthemancoolguyman1369]

I'm listening to this while at my very religious relatives house, wish me luck

[@taylorfuller8067]

This song gives me the confidence of god when i listen to it

[@smoothgroovesgirl]

"i am wearing a hat"

[@zappodappozz9937]

Marvin kinda sounds like Whizzer (2016 revival) in the beginning??? IT SOUNDS LIKE WHIZZERCEST??

[@adelinelongtine1777]

When I read this I was on a bus with a ton of other people around me and I fUcking snOrTed.

[@Ozone6136]

Holy shit i replayed this and the first line,, oh my god my mind automatically associated that voice with andew immediately oh my god

[@panakinskywalker6391]

w h i z z e r c e s t i can’t lmao

[@ירדןאור-פ2צ]

KILL ME I CAN'T UNHEAR THIS NOW AND WHIZZERCEST IS MY NEW FAVORITE TERM

[@casp3564]

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES I CANT BREATHE

[@orangedog1695]

Me listening to this while trying to beat the weird kid allegations

[@scrunkly347]

Real

[@christinarivas8888]

TRUE

[@Claypuppinguhhhhsmith]

Me rn lol

[@ElderMckinely]

SAME THO

[@bohijboi481]

I hope their trip to Germany was great!

[@That_Ozian]

“I don’t smoke, don’t do drugs, then comes the bad news” “Then he lights another cigarette”

[@AmandaHeselaa]

He cant smoke it while going down so he probs lights it for marvin

[@Rorisgay]

THIS IS A BOP

[@graceliz52]

I actually have friends who will sing this with me

[@nuance609]

you have amazing friends

[@abri5238]

wish i could rElaTe

[@adelinemoseley8521]

NO FAIR

[@enamelalchemist]

do you live in heaven or something

[@mellow1821]

A. De S. Lucky dink

[@greynebel5211]

this bop is my fuckin jam

[@honkytonky7043]

holy shit i love the comments on musicals

[@indighost__]

i've listened to this a million times because i desperately want to become desensitized to it but i still get flustered

[@derynckraner]

who else wants christian borle to sing this

[@mialake6744]

This is so different from the Falsettos revival because here Marvin is a bottom, whisper smokes, and whizzer cooks

[@rrrrogahtaylah2636]

bold of you to assume marvin isn't a bottom in the revival 👀 (also whizzer does cook in the revival, he just does not want to at all, and lighting a cigarette was commonly used as a euphemism for sex)

[@doritodorito492]

WHISPER

[@jacobmullins6533]

I'm in love with Chip so much

[@treedeerthethingy4812]

happy Valentine's day to this totally innocent song❤️🥩

[@Tom-zr6yn]

what's the transition from a breakfast over sugar to this like haha?

[@obiethedruidbringer]

very late, but interesting

[@lelbowkins9561]

Why am I listening to this on repeat?

[@ShayShayPlay]

"I AM WEARING A HAAAT" what? 😂

[@cascharles3838]

So I'm presuming that entire weird whispering sequence is what's going on in Marvin's mind, and I'm pretty sure "I am wearing a hat" is one of the songs Trina sings, so he's thinking of Trina and probably feeling kind of guilty.

[@rebeccah2662]

shea please listen to the rest of the soundtrack. The song I’m wearing a hat is about doing what’s socially acceptable and easy (a metaphor for Marvin’s marriage to Trina) and having sex with whizzer is him completely going against this