WHO CAST THIS MOVIE?? (Watching "Bird Box")

can we stop with the horses
Twitter: / thedmatthews
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[@taylorfarrow3393]

*Guy sees the creature* “It’s a misdirect” *sees guy dead on floor* “it’s definitely a misdirect”

[@Taly_gee]

666th like uhhh

[@jonesanderson8023]

*5 years later* it's a misdirect!

[@fatimasohailkhan6948]

*me reading All the Bright Places thinking Flinch faked his death. I legit read the back of the book just to make sure he was actually dead

[@momomelon8380]

I LAUGHED so hard

[@ivetta8498]

first stage of grief, denial

[@genevieveberry4234]

"He's British so he must be trustworthy." Dylan have you not seen the hundreds of villians in movies with British accents. That's like the ultimate evil character cliche.

[@valentinaosorio6842]

also ... colonization

[@cjninechocontent4815]

LOKIIII

[@bellyjean6652]

xXxDamaged FlowerxXx I’m assuming you’re talking about Moriarity from Sherlock Holmes but.. in the show like everyone has a British accent... it’s a british show

[@rachelk3887]

That's exactly what I was thinking, I was like, British guys are always evil lol. Even in movies where the bad guy isn't British, he still has a British accent, like Die Hard. He's supposed to be German, but he has an English accent. Actually, I think you can trust someone with an English accent if it's like a Cockney or other regional accent, but if it's like a posh, upper-class English accent, he bad.

[@bushyracc]

**cough cough** totally not Lucifer **cough cough**

[@videohistory722]

Something a lot of people who haven't read the book wouldn't know: a lot of people at the blind school actually purposely blinded themselves so they wouldn't be affected by the monsters.

[@reinaortiz6057]

Wow

[@oliversadler1815]

And the guy strapped to the chair died differently, and seeing eye dogs wouldn't work because the dog would go crazy too, Tom looked different, he had a dog, they go out either more than once or there's a bit where Mallory and the dog are alone, they changed a lot from the book tbh

[@titashadhikary5185]

There's a book?

[@nataliemeyers1584]

@@titashadhikary5185 it’s very good, a lot more involved and detailed! I’m looking for the second one now!

[@bellale-shamalamadingdong418]

I didnt even know there was a book! Now i have to read it

[@fatwolf8374]

"humans are trapped inside their houses.. They can't get out" Me watching this in 2020: I FELT THAT SHIT.

[@bellale-shamalamadingdong418]

IKR XD sad

[@masonjar1405]

a YEAR ago. im living under a rock at this point

[@PxndaCakes]

Now: WE'RE FREE! Variant: "👋😈"

[@hannahprice2614]

Omg this comment made me realise 2020 was 3 years ago lmao

[@TheCheyenneMarie]

“this is trumps dream, closing the borders, they wouldn’t be here if we had a wall” killed me 😂😂😂

[@Timothy_-ve2zp]

That killed me too

[@leavemealoneplease1614]

What do you want me to say, I’m already dead

[@MandiSings94]

Dylan repeating "it's a misdirect" while his voice gradually gets higher pitched followed by "yeah, it's not a misdirect guys' with laughing tears in his eyes had me dying.

[@kimco9]

honestly dylan saying "it's a misdirect" over and over even after the dude was dead was kinda sad buuuuuut also kinda hilarious

[@slevinchannel7589]

MORE DISNEY!!! And this channel seriously lacks Anime-Movies!! You think they arent real movies or what?!

[@kikyozoldyck7872]

@@slevinchannel7589 bro u ok

[@mariahcyprian3541]

Right. He was hoping for that misdirect.

[@2luvanime4ever]

You weren’t the only one dying at that moment lol

[@insquidi0us]

this movie hurts because you can tell she loves the kids so much, she just wants them to be safe. she was already so scared of being a mother and it doesnt help that this apocalyptic shit began happening. she calls them boy and girl because she didnt want to get attached knowing that everyone she got attached to ended up dead, but when she tells them that one has to look, she realized that she couldn't go through with it because she loved them both. she wouldve rather they all die instead of lose either one of them and as selfish as that may seem, she just couldn't lose anyone else.

[@dahlilia6281]

her screaming "DO NOT TAKE MY CHILDREN" was the ultimate tearjerker for me. i just couldn't, it was so powerful.

[@storm_clxuds]

Ngl I sobbed like a baby when she finally gave them names

[@Gamergirl-172]

@@storm_clxuds he left the names out and I don't remember what the names were, what were the kids named?

[@storm_clxuds]

@@Gamergirl-172 Tom and Olympia I believe

[@daveyJ0nes]

I always thought that she never gave them names cus she was so focused on keeping everyone alive rather family stuff, just like how they don't call her mom but by her actual name. It's straightforward

[@abigailentsminger1658]

Dylan in every commentary: This movie needs a murder Dylan when there's a murder: *ITS A MISDIRECT!!*

[@indiesummerrose5577]

Because the person who gets murderd is the one charater dylan actually likes.

[@Ash-ik2ol]

*Dylan sees a dead body in real life* “nah bro it’s just a misdirect”

[@lili-oy1xf]

"GET UP MAN"

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@nnnn-sc2im]

@@slevinchannel7589 calm down

[@fatima_nadeem]

@@slevinchannel7589 This is the third time I've seen this comment under a different comment. It's irrelevent.

[@Maria-kp4ws]

@@slevinchannel7589 Ok boomer

[@may.k222]

“It’s 2019. Women can have birth alone” -Dylan

[@johnmanzuki8979]

Nice profile pic.

[@margaritam.9118]

As a woman I can have a little bit of privacy as a treat 🤔

[@frankie6258]

Followed by: F You, Preggie!

[@mzpr1nc3]

7:27 “did trump release this virus just to close the boarders?” how ironic hearing that a year later 😂

[@maheeneene87]

IKR lmao

[@MistyRhythms]

@Anna Harry its a joke

[@diodaon4898]

@Punkin Juice its a basic, bad jokes 🤷🏻‍♀️ typical for americans

[@imlexahi5392]

@@diodaon4898 the video was before the virus that’s what makes it funny 🙉

[@TheLovesnowangel]

@@diodaon4898 lol someone is offended. *cough* *cough* that’d be you

[@avaregan3765]

Never trust a British person...learnt that from my One Direction fan days, "18 months they said" "we'll be back they said"

[@anagha8298]

crazy us!! we'll still wait.

[@nvrlndJay]

😂😭😭

[@paulasbch]

Promise

[@anagha8298]

@@juliafocsa6748 i mean, can you blame any of us, they were the best boyband in the world... *sobs*

[@mayarmahmoud8561]

Still waiting

[@vaanikhare3825]

“I don’t know if I can trust him. I mean he IS British, but then he said B I R D S”

[@bellale-shamalamadingdong418]

ikr XD i couldn't stop laughing

[@tomaspeixinho4447]

Actually, he said "B U D S"

[@some_metalhead]

“Behrds”

[@strangeanimations588]

6.9k

[@MsBlackestHeart]

"It's been a while since something bad happened, so I assume something bad is going to happen." Me with life.

[@natashaluo5697]

Me too 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@salty8335]

IKRRR

[@capitald8896]

Same

[@kristenyarbrough4287]

Murphys law

[@randomlyabby4258]

Omggg meee 😂😂

[@Peanut_taco_muffin]

Only Dylan would hear someone say “I have clients” and think “he must be a doctor” 😂

[@babykitsune4789]

Hey just as some context, the author of the book said that your almost compelled to look at the monster, like it's an innate response which is why the prophets go crazy and need to make everyone to look. So that's the reason Tom turned around even though he knew the signs like the leaves rustling.

[@haleyadamic]

hm except the books weren't at all like that, so that doesn't make sense. The creatures were physical things without leaves rustling or anything when they approached.

[@billygabrielz]

I would assume the leaves weren't really the monster, but how the narrator was revealing it to us, since that's all they hear before looking and losing their minds

[@dgchvz]

*see my bank balance is -$3.27 Me: it’s a misdirect

[@readstoomuch2070]

Me af right now lmfao

[@Mars-ye1dx]

djChives95 best comment ever by far lol 😂

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

I relate so hard

[@PrajaktaNarC]

😂😭

[@shrekshronk3469]

Me with -£9 in my account rn

[@user-lq3ub5yb3v]

“He’s British, trust him” *laughs knowingly*

[@simoneyoung825]

When he said that I'm just like but aren't British people usually villains in movies?

[@jamilabrown6093]

Andjelka I knew he was gonna be a problem. That guy always plays bad guys.

[@ElderCruz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@basti5231]

I would gave given you a like, but you already have 666, and I don't fuck with that. :D

[@alicedownes7056]

Brits are not all polite and respectful Trust me I know I'm British btw

[@ayshah1987]

A quiet Place = can't talk Bird box = Can't see Hush = can't hear

[@sianais]

The Miracle Worker = all of the above

[@ayshah1987]

@@sianais omg relly :0 imma watch it now ((:

[@ayshah1987]

@@sianais nvm looks boring

[@crimsonhunter7598]

corona = cant go outside

[@ayshah1987]

@@crimsonhunter7598 AHAHHA love that xd

[@ashash3582]

'Everyone's trapped indoors...' That was too real

[@jc-rk3np]

Hiya there todoroki

[@Pige0nTheKid]

"They have dogs here? This place is totally safe and cool." Words to live by.

[@thecoleopterist]

Exactly lol

[@aalzien722]

Americans in a nutshell just Total brainwash

[@wynterwinston4703]

Dylan: it’s a misdirect! ITS A MISDIRECT All of us that’s seen the movie: 😬

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Wynter Winston so true

[@randomlyabby4258]

Omg right 😂😂

[@evelyndossantos708]

right?? 🤣

[@zzzcocopepe]

Everybody in the movie 🙈😱

[@taehofu]

he was really trying to convince himself it's a misdirect

[@TrinityTalks]

I just have to point out that Vivian Lyra Blair's acting is so on point especially, it's impressive at the age of 5. That boat scene where Sandra would choose who would look and Vivian's meek "I'll do it" had me bawling.

[@Madzeillia]

“Trumps dream to close all the borders” ya this didn’t age well...

[@MiniMook73]

more like "aged like fine wine"

[@EvilChibiIggyII]

What really didn't age well is the lack of knowledge about the wall people wont look into

[@officialname9817]

Beth Dunbar ty

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@averyy6681]

@@slevinchannel7589 umm ok?

[@ProcrastinationQueen]

Dylan, are you seriously questioning why she’s falling so much when she’s literally in the woods, blindfolded? Have you ever been in a forest? I trip even when I can actually see 😂

[@lets.get.intoit.]

I was laughing so hard the last few times he mentioned it because he was literally so upset at her tripping over LOGS while running blindfolded 😂😂

[@tehribbons1192]

after 5 years you'd figured you'd know how to not trip so much lol

[@sairaramirez6126]

Teh Ribbons she’s panicking and running she doesn’t have time for the survival tricks 😂

[@Marco-el2he]

@@tehribbons1192 it wasnt 5years in the woods boy. Plus she doesnt know that place

[@rositaspigeons1148]

ARMY!!!💜💜✨✨💜💜

[@randomlyabby4258]

“Why would you get in a burning car? That seems like a poor life choice?” 😂😂😂😂

[@theatrekid-hi9207]

I know I was like...”Dylan...nvmd😅.”

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@pgallbladder]

@@slevinchannel7589 the sex scene is unnecessary but i think the movie was pretty good, the acting, the storyline, and the plot. It's very different from other movies...

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@pgallbladder Not much different was what i said. I basically said the same as yo.

[@NiahHill]

@@slevinchannel7589 this comment was unnecessary

[@q.l.1363]

Favorite moments: How even though she tried not to get attached to the kids, even naming them boy and girl, you could tell she wanted to let the girl look instead of her baby. Also, Dylan fangirling over when Tom and Mallory were kissing was everything. When Tom powered through and killed that last dude. Her hearing Tom’s voice in the woods

[@haleyadamic]

to be fair, in the books, the boy is better at hearing than the girl is and he is used to help survive.

[@ivagoesdelirious]

"You wanna be a cop? A drunk John Malcovich is holding his composure better than you." It's been 4 years and I still laugh like a hyena every time I hear that.

[@glexi3850]

Dylan: *on his deathbed dying* Dylan 2 minutes later: *gets up* IT'S A MISDIRECT, PRANKED YA

[@kaleighbell6797]

Full-on cackled at this wtf 😂🤣

[@briirb1639]

😭

[@iman3193]

LMAO

[@muffinator1239]

LMAO

[@mustafaa7662]

This dude so white I thought my phone brightness was up

[@meganhawkins9035]

Mustafa A *WEAK* 💀

[@danute1735]

Hahahaha

[@carrie.6443]

That’s literally me

[@livjordan1349]

Mustafa A Lmaoooo same it cause he’s wearing white too. Love him tho

[@brendafoster1894]

🤣🤣🤣

[@azizicuddles9091]

watching this while self quarantining because of the corona virus is honestly yikes

[@katherine653]

The monster can’t physically hurt you but if that many of them are coming for you they can easily convince you to look.

[@Shadowb3lle]

“It’s a misdirect... It’s a misdirect... It’s a misdirect! ... yeah it wasn’t a misdirect...” 😂

[@PriyaPandey-uk1uc]

Hahahahaha.. His face though😂😂😂

[@Mango.L]

funniest part

[@javierafaundez2500]

"get up bro" HAHAHAHAHA

[@ElderCruz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mostlymegan9913]

It’s a misdirect....*guys head explodes*. It’s a misdirect, he’s just fakin it!

[@felis5919]

Dylan: It feels like how the apocalypse would actually go *2020*: apocalypse I didn’t literally mean apocalypse😂

[@ayla2316]

Corona ain't an apocalypse it's a pandemic bro 😹

[@officialname9817]

It’s not an apocalypse lol

[@slipknotter]

2020: Pandemic 2021: the apocalypse 2022: dead :)

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@minnie_mong]

@@slevinchannel7589 bruh ur everywhere chill out lmfao

[@iferawhite7661]

Lmao love how Dylan is like "whY iS SanDy sO cLumSy" when she keeps tripping in the forest SHES BLINDFOLDED It's not exactly easy to avoid something that doesn't make sound and isn't big enough to feel with your hands when you can't see

[@hatter7824]

Fun Fact: The house they are in is on my street. They used a different house for the interior but the exterior is a house that is up the street from mine. There was a car on fire on the corner for a few days and we were paid for the inconvenience. They parked a generator in my driveway. It was cool.

[@danielaaa5584]

Monrovia's my home town!

[@hatter7824]

Daniela Yepez omg that’s so strange but oddly comforting 😂

[@javinewhitter5393]

That's sick

[@stevie5622]

Javine Whitter What?? How?

[@hazelcox3002]

@@stevie5622 thats sick means thats cool

[@martha6773]

“No one tilts their head like that unless they like you” Me: bet I’ll look out for that 😂😂

[@margaritam.9118]

Martha Dylan: [tilts head at Misoa]

[@zaneleleeuo1876]

My thoughts exactly 🤣🤣

[@sleepygirl96]

Yeah it's subconsciously exposing your most vulnerable spot: your throat. In the animal kingdom that's the clear sign for fuckiiiing

[@Wallis_2001]

Oh so that's why everyone around me is looking at the floor all the time!

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@gray308]

**the apocalypse literally happening** Dylan: what an ugly car

[@carmenjohnson5670]

“Did trump release this virus, JUST to close the borders?!” Good question, Dylan

[@Szolrykor]

its weird because trump was the one who said it was a hoax and it's more the other side saying we have to stay locked down, so it's like reversed

[@zhanejackson5062]

Me: *blindfold on* Creatures: *Dylan Reacts to BirdBox* Me: *blindfold off*

[@me-nv4ct]

Accurate

[@moon_sun1964]

Zhane Jackson 100% true

[@kaiajoy6573]

Zhane Jackson rt 😭

[@_rubywillow_]

It’s a cOmMEnTaRy

[@thephilosopher5799]

I get the joke but don't at the same time

[@Juicymeu]

i love how you said "mr. kelly" as if his first name is in fact machinegun

[@thesecretsimmer1700]

Dana H and the whole R.Kelly thing

[@anamartin5136]

HAHAHAHHA

[@emmar2675]

Dana H Hahahah

[@MZ-bl6wg]

Oh my God! As a father of a 4 year old daughter that’s my life, seeing that little girl trying not to cry after saying she’d look at 29:19 I got a lump in my throat and about lost it. 😢

[@elilint4892]

I want to know what they told that poor little girl to make her do this face. This is honestly the only thing I could think of the rest of the movie.

[@LimStephBianca]

“Is machine gun kelly here?” me: yup and he’s also in nerve. great stuff he’s been in man.

[@randomreviews4278]

he was in nerve i watched it i didn't see him what part is in

[@LimStephBianca]

RandomGaming2.0 yess he was the other player who pretended to have a fight with Emma and Dave to shut down nerve

[@TessG9107]

@@randomreviews4278 dude you must not have recognized him. He was an important character

[@randomreviews4278]

@@LimStephBianca oh ok i forgot its Been almost a year since i seen nerve

[@brodie3492]

He was super cool in nerve tbf

[@LoveTheDevine]

me: doesn’t want bird box me: watches dylan’s commentary me: yeah i watched bird box

[@manuela1986]

lol me

[@cameronx7923]

Same

[@raivynnrealalvarez1352]

lmao u missed some stuff

[@tinanolan9978]

4 20th like

[@samanthablue9322]

Exactly lol

[@tamaraaa993]

i feel John Malkovich's character is supposed to be angry old white dude who doesn't let strangers in his home (awfully familiar) and we should dislike him for that aaand than it turns out he was right literally the whole time

[@pyroshayniac1090]

No, he was totally right. I felt bad for him. He watched his wife die, anyone would be antisocial and angry.

[@grelly_chan8401]

I was on his side the whole time the others were pretty stupid

[@jr1o749]

@@pyroshayniac1090 Why are you saying no? You literally just rephrased this person's comment. They said something, you said no like you were disagreeing, and than proceeded to say the exact same thing they did.

[@pyroshayniac1090]

@@jr1o749 You're not from the midwest, are you?

[@jr1o749]

@@pyroshayniac1090 Yes as in I am from the Midwest.

[@cleymyvicente9928]

“My name is Rick” “Rick?” “Grimes!?” LMAOOOOO 😭😂😂😂 25:27

[@xakirax_8864]

I wish 😂😂

[@nashleymarte9358]

“Did trump release the virus to close the borders?” that aged beautifully 🤣

[@irelandswanderer]

When watching this during Corona times and everything is starting to make sense...

[@aspeacelover6459]

Yh

[@thelifestruggleisreal]

agreed

[@zakoutib3467]

AND it's been going on for a year now:)

[@emmaforde3745]

I liked this then I realized it was from 11 months ago. Lockdown is so wild

[@kaodi6993]

@@an0therl0st1 The life alterating question

[@sleepers1998]

Ok but i cried my eyes off when tom died....he was just so....hot

[@williameyelash7684]

ok me

[@kendelle4216]

I didn’t get attached. I knew it was gonna happen smh

[@juliette_baguette]

MGK looks like Dylan and Luke Hemmings had a child.

[@lillywantsheranchovypizza107]

i know im late but this is probably why i am attracted to all of them…. and i never thought i had a type

[@zeeeealex]

what the fuck i stanned luke hemmings for like 6 years and i just realized this bc of ur comment....

[@annieareyouok9028]

Dont do Luke like that :'(

[@maeve572]

Dylan: why is she so clumsy? Is he forgetting she is blindfolded the entire time?

[@may.k222]

Sandra Bullock: *shakes Girl* Dylan: Yo don’t shake children Sandy. You don’t just do that to children yo. Don’t shake children.

[@kikigopie419]

Meanwhile he calls kids "war buffers"😂

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@sarkastikobserver2842]

@@slevinchannel7589 what does that have to do with this comment??

[@TheAnaemag]

@@sarkastikobserver2842 as I've read this exact comment earlier on, I think the author is doing smth like both expressing a strongly felt opinion on things, as well as (maybe?) promoting their channel... either way, IT FEELS LIKE A MISDIRECT! beware!

[@zzyzxzzyzx]

​@@sarkastikobserver2842 kid's been posting this on multiple comments. Such a weirdo lol

[@charliem8360]

Good advice from Dylan: Do not shake children

[@amazingly_bookish]

Just saved me money I otherwise had to spend on a parenting guide book.

[@allisonfrazier6551]

Dude him freaking out over MGK kills me every time

[@ashpenny9066]

Dylan: "He's British! Trust him." Irish People: 👀 smh

[@aplusrecommends9406]

the colonial world 🌳👀🌳

[@universesgirl]

Dylan: * keeps calling Malorie "Sandy" * Boy: * screams * MALORIE!!! Dylan: Why is he saying Malorie? First of all.. is that her name? LOL SHOCKING NEWS

[@PinkVampire21]

universe's Because the actress is Sandra Bullock lol

[@melodi2036]

He does that in literally every movie 😂😭

[@bru5613]

it’s because he usually just calls the characters by the names of the actors who plays them so Sandra bullock plays malorie and her nickname is sandy which is why he’s calling her that

[@universesgirl]

@@bru5613 lol I know that.. thank you though.. Sandy is my favorite actress so I know why he calls her that.. I just thought it was super funny at the time how he said that 😂😂

[@stefanievillar5399]

HE KEEPS CALLING HER SANDY WHILE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE THEY CALL HER MALORIE 😂😂😂😂

[@toulouse1]

Yeah because she's played by Sandra Bullock. Idk if this is me being r/wooshed but....

[@lauralaura396]

@@toulouse1 No I also assumed he called her Sandy because the actress is called Sandra

[@tink6225]

He always call characters by their real names

[@slipknotter]

my mom does that with famous actors she's familiar with. If she can't remember the character name she just calls them by their real name. Example: every Samuel Jackson movie we've seen.

[@leonazar]

@@slipknotter That must be so confusing because he is in everything!

[@zainabmansha6773]

it's funny how Dylan loves seeing death but when a movie gets good death he can't accept it at all or tells the characters to chill out. LOVE IT DYLAN YOU ARE AMAZING

[@madisoned]

26:33 "Humans are trapped inside of their houses. They really can't go out" Foreshadowing!

[@smmitchellauthor]

Dylan: this guys British I'm gonna trust him Me: *Flynn Rider voice* a horrible decision really...

[@holleay964]

this is an underrated comment

[@daz1717]

^

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@aaaaaa1955]

@@slevinchannel7589 Alrighty then

[@joey.ghoulz]

@@slevinchannel7589 okay and? why'd you bring that up on *this* comment specifically?

[@charlottepaez]

dylan give the people what they really want... that being Black Mirror Bandersnatch

[@itzante2148]

It would be hilarious to watch him make various choices to kill the father or something lol

[@violet6450]

Up

[@andreafuentes1733]

OMG YES PLEASSEE. I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

[@swarleysheen9016]

Yes

[@melon7884]

Yesss please

[@sedona8502]

Dylan: “She doesn’t have a name yet, call her Candice” Me in 2021: “He doesn’t even know😼”

[@AJ-it6jt]

Or when he said they look sus😭

[@amalia9285]

bruh Dylan is probably living for dn jokes now

[@giovannas.zechmeister2833]

"Humans are trapped inside their houses and they can't really go out" 2020 vibes

[@MariamMo]

*”she’s in a very birthy position”* - Dylan 2019 I post covers btw so check em out if you want :) x

[@claireb3004]

She was tho 😄

[@arianna9186]

Roomy M. Love your profile picture

[@MariamMo]

Aria Hemmings thank you hehe x

[@yasmeennatalia1026]

dylan: *rants that he doesn’t do reviews like 10 times* someone: *I oNly TrUst DyLaN’s ReVieWs oK*

[@adamariam6327]

I do the same

[@starfish0607]

Lmao your comment is right above the one

[@KileyKeeling]

F A C T S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S

[@topsy304]

Anyone else rlly mad that it only took Dylan 10 minutes to figure out why there were two kids?

[@lissymunson9768]

The fact that he called the girl Sandy for the whole movie killed me

[@bru5613]

it’s because she’s played by Sandra bullock whose nickname is sandy. I think he forgot the character’s name so he just called her by her real name

[@sunnyblossom30]

I didn’t even notice how much they talked about horses at the beginning lol

[@iziahwilliams9895]

SunnyBlossom30 same so when that last news clip had a horse in it I fucking died 😂 I was like wait why did I not notice this horse fetish the first time?

[@nahbatmanwins]

@@iziahwilliams9895 lol its cuz they grew up on the farm

[@amber6473]

her sister was definitely the horse girl

[@cassidyk1647]

6:33 Dylan got so *HEATED* about Machine Gun Kelly being in this movie he had to stand up 😂😂😂

[@kaidenshutes1013]

On god

[@styles800]

Me too tho🤷🏽‍♀️😭😫

[@tallulahprice2587]

V

[@myasweetcandy6150]

I guess he also prefers eminem

[@jennag3226]

@@myasweetcandy6150 Most people do tho...

[@sereneblossom2951]

Dylan’s personality while watching horror/thriller movies is what gives me courage to actually watch even bits of the film lolol

[@niamhcarey2802]

Dylan: "He's British, trust him!" all the Irish people: *dramatic head turn* *cough* 800 years of oppression *cough*

[@destinyg7340]

Omg 🥺😭😭😭

[@zulaikanafiradasaad5558]

16:39 when dylan screams *"get out, GET OUT! That's the get out shot"* did he notice that the guy in frame IS the guy from Get Out?

[@alexluis2142]

AAAGH!!

[@girlthatcantsing7995]

yeah he knows, he mentioned that he loves the dudes acting

[@kymichelle]

Girl that cant Sing he says that a lot lol, he’s saying he likes his acting in the movie. he didn’t know who he was

[@heyyou3609]

mind : blown

[@rasp-passiontea8525]

Ohh that's why he seemed familiar 😂

[@milo971]

*"iTs A mIsdIrEcT."* *"...GET UP BRO!"*

[@alizeica519]

*Issa prank bruh*

[@naomimeek]

It’s just a prank bro

[@kam1968]

6:40 when he got silent I DIED

[@b.o4788]

29:14 I find it ironic that I'm listening to this video as background noise as I type up a presentation about The Hunger Games series

[@MaggieMoo]

The reason Dylan is so confused that MGK is in this movie is because Dylan IS MGK

[@MonicaCarden]

I knew I wasnt the only one haha

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Movie has an unneeded sex scenes. This alone shwos it's trash-quality. The GENERIC sex scene they think all movies need cause we need GENERIC stuff. Pitiful.

[@zetjet9901]

@@slevinchannel7589 bruh chill u don’t need to copy paste this in every comment

[@myyoutube7366]

this is such an insult never say this again

[@mrekanovic]

Dylan got the majority of the movie wrong, which is surprising because he usually is correct when guessing what's next.

[@xapokalypse]

Okay but when is he ever correct 👀

[@khanaiiijahh23]

He’s almost always wrong for me lmao

[@444milk]

tbh he was giving the movie more credit then it deserves

[@elishavictoria9879]

Melisa Rekanovic yeah I thought that I couldn’t believe he guessed completely wrong this time 😂

[@Jzz714]

That shows you how well the movie is written, so many plot twists

[@laurendavis4584]

The way we both went 'Grimes?!' at the same time, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@walshling16]

dylan dealing the the predicted trauma of losing a character: “ITS A MISDIRECT GET UP DUDE”

[@kyrauwu4997]

‘its a misdirect, its a misdirect’ dude dies ‘naaawh dawg get up, its a misdirect’ yea no sure dylan

[@kdragon713]

1. A quite place (don't make noise) 2. Hush (don't hear it ) 3. Bird box (don't see it ) 4. Coming soon (don't smell it)

[@daytonsouthall1137]

Don’t Breathe also

[@londyndaniely6248]

Marylyne Mondésir omg 😂

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Pontypool (Don't Hear It)

[@Andjelka99]

Don't think sometime in future (as a doctor who fan these don't type of "monsters" are familiar with me)

[@bigbadwolfflurryface3246]

The happening. Don't get close to the wind or plants

[@strxberrygoth9042]

i literally cried when food store guy died RIP 2018-2018

[@myyoutube7366]

i think she loved both the kids equally, and part of her wanted to let the girl look because she wanted to rationalize it in her head that “if i have to sacrifice one it’ll probably hurt less if its not my real kid anyway”, but even then she couldnt think that way

[@katyushkass]

Dylan; its a misdirect he’s alive get up bro Tom: lying on the floor with blood everywhere and not moving

[@kikigopie419]

That wasn't Tom

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@kikigopie419 Hi. Random question to you, who's randomly selected. Do you know that 'Attack of the Crows'-Movie? I want to watch it but i forgot the name? Can you help?

[@michudinosgf5252]

@@slevinchannel7589 the birds

[@sushitrash7173]

"How is this baby surviving this pounding?" - Dylan is in trouble

[@theusername159]

dylans face when girl said "ill look" was ALL OF US

[@aholman102]

Dylan: "No, It's a misdirect, It's a misdirect, It's a misdirect" Guy: *cracks head open and bleeds out on to the ground* Dylan: "It's a misdirect, hes alive" Guy: *is literally laying dead on the ground* Dylan: "get up bro its a misdirect" Dylan: "yeah its not a misdirect guys"

[@levibarnett-nash3968]

"He's alive" *Not even like 5 secs later* "Please get up"

[@TheKilljoyMCR]

"Bird Box" is a really good title. Polish Netflix translated it as "Nie otwieraj oczu", it means: Don't open your eyes. It sounds a bit cheap for me.

[@ganyugaming4277]

I hate most of polish tittles :/

[@KileyKeeling]

UwU

[@tina.InTheSkyWithDiamonds]

The German title is "Close your eyes". That's even cheaper 😅

[@fatmanurturan7208]

and in Turkey it's just "bird box" 😂

[@bornlazyyesterday6102]

Brazil keep it as 'Bird Box', thanks God

[@benjaminviers8786]

I found it cool how Olympia was able to fight the creature just enough to save her baby

[@Hannah-u]

My favorite thing about all Bird Box commentaries is there’s always a “is that fucking Machine Gun Kelly?” moment and it’s always hilarious

[@belliaarian]

The ending in the book was MUCH darker (and better lmao). BOOK SPOILERS AHEAD: So, in the movie, obviously they find the sanctuary and its a school for the blind and everyone lives happily ever after in their little community. Seems way too happy for such a dark plot. WELL, in the book, they find the sanctuary and everyone is blind, EXCEPT they did it to themselves. All the people CHOSE to blind themselves so that they wouldn't be able to see the monster. When you really think about it, that's pretty fucked up. These people were so devoid of any hope for the future and they were so desperate to survive that they consciously chose to permanently remove their eyesight. That also means, upon their arrival, Malorie and her 2 children were purposely blinded as well.

[@sophie9984]

Tbh that was what I was thinking, throughout the movie. Why not blind yourself?

[@levityoflonging22]

They also cut scenes from the movie where she thought about blinding her son to keep him safe, and where she was going to blind herself at the end to escape the monster outside the school.

[@vaishrox66]

It's not messed up though. U could still be pretty fulfilled being blind rather than being dead imo

[@jazmine61098]

I honestly thought that once they got to the blind sanctuary that Malerie and the kids would have to make themselves lose their sight in order to “fit in” and when I realized that wasn’t the case I was thinking to myself damn I have a dark mind 😂😂 but it’s cool knowing that the book ends the way I expected the movie to end

[@DoubleBlack2.0]

Gabi D 😳😳😳😵

[@Rain-eq2zw]

you look like Machine Gun Kelly's and James Franco's love child

[@whitecheese5249]

who grew up with Pewdiepie

[@genesiscda4847]

You are so right!

[@kerenconlan4546]

That has legit been on my mind since i started watching his videos!!!

[@curryinahurry1746]

I'd say he looks more like Pewdiepie and James Franco's love child

[@robingoose]

Fuck yes

[@MistySophie]

"maybe the title is like because humans arre trapped inside houses, like they really can't go out" damn, it hits differently in 2020

[@anna_cllancyyy0780]

Dylan with concerned face: *”don’t shake children”*

[@iq12509]

Dylan’s philosophy: if they’re British, trust them

[@beebeem0512]

Isra Qadri actually don’t trust them they’ll end up killing everyone, believe me, I’m British

[@suzannasuzanna4749]

I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R we are meant to be a colony that runs independently... Hello fello Hamilton friend :)

[@blackkatt777]

Um, has he never watched The Lion King? There's a reason Scar's accent was British and Mufasa's wasn't.

[@vodengc520]

Clearly never saw the Star Wars movies.

[@leiraalvarado5745]

Isra Qadri that philosophy don’t work with my boyfriend 😂😂😂😂😂

[@flowerculture1]

5:32 Dylan: hey gurl Dylan: *where u goin?* Her: gets hit by truck Dylan: :O

[@paige3944]

This movie predicted our current situation

[@ihatemylifelol8177]

The reason it’s called bird box is because the birds can sense when the monster is their, that’s why they kept the birds lol