Who Is The Better Journalist? - Kenny vs. Spenny (HD)

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Full Episode
Season 2 Episode 12
Aired January 1, 2006
‎Remastered November 13, ‎2024 - 5.3.3

[@KennyHotz]

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[@masterbates4265]

Whens the next tour you bum.

[@Umadbro681]

Hey Ken! Whatever happened to that Donny dude? He's always so far up Spennys ass, his head comes out brown.

[@thecerealthriller]

Thank you for your service Mr. Hotz. Happy Veterans Day.

[@Bigoblue1]

Love you Mr hotz

[@Andy_38]

Kenny why your body hair look like Saiyan body armor 😂 you're too funny 🤣 I enjoy your work

[@nebyenrub]

The paparazzi insulting your integrity is peak irony

[@masterchief1992HHQ]

The Toronto paparazzi are vultures

[@asmodiusjones9563]

The irony has so many levels. They never said she was Shania Twain, so it was the paparazzi’s own greed that prompted him to think it was her. But, they WERE impersonating her, so the paparazzo was actually correct.

[@Blizzard199X]

“People living in the sewer, that’s fantastic!” - Spenny 2006

[@Raumance]

Spenny is an unwitting comedic genius.

[@ReaperActual518]

god 2006 feels like yesterday and 100 years ago at the same time somehow.

[@streetrat48]

"IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO IMPERSONATE SHANIA TWAIN, YA BUNCH'A PRICKS!" Absolutely hysterical lol

[@jackyoshi5815]

With the thick Canadian accent too Just perfect

[@JamieBenoir]

Yeah what a fucking loser paparazzo.

[@B8AGamingMain]

. : . : ? : . %. '!

[@GhostofCumberland]

It was the most Canadian thing I've ever heard. Upset that they were fooled, so they run to, "IT'S ILLLEGAL😢😢😢"

[@Cushingura]

It's even more fun, when you know it was comming from the lowest form of life, that has walked the earth. A Paparazzi from the early 2000's.

[@remi-D]

What’s hilarious to me is that the seal clubbing protest was quite literally a slam dunk “story.” Big crowds for pictures. Plenty of potential interviews with people who care about something. Instead he writes about asking massage therapists for happy endings😂

[@dkslayerr]

I love how Spenny brings back the seal protest in First One To Laugh as a picture that will make him depressed.

[@remi-D]

@@dkslayerroh my god I’ve never connected the two that is phenomenal

[@r.edward5701]

Seals have no soul

[@joe9743]

Just more evidence of his down syndrome

[@BenjoCovers]

@@r.edward5701 your soul is rotten and nasty

[@jimsheppard3166]

For a Halloween party in 2022, I went as Shania Twain. I'm eligible for parole next April.

[@HANDLE.-.]

Brilliant

[@bobkerr2755]

Okay, so you served a 3 year prison sentence for impersonating Shania Twain That don't impress me much

[@rahzark]

Man, did you feel like a woman?

[@hexcodeff6624]

If Trudeau can get away with it, so can you

[@Raumance]

The fact that Spenny just went into a random massage parlor instead of one that was known for happy endings 😂😂

[@bearsonwelles3407]

I was dying when he walked into the most legit looking massage parlor I've ever seen.

[@harrycallahan3249]

They had marble walls and shit and Spenny assumes that's the right one lmao.

[@pommeroi1736]

Spenny yelling into a storm drain 'is there anybody in there?' is so fckn hilarious 😂

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

"constructed a living device" Spenny really is an alien

[@AproposOfWetSnow]

Kenny's the type of photojournalist to plant a teddy bear next to a pile of rubble and take a black and white photo

[@BCNeil]

The lady with the babies must have been terrified when Spenny started yelling at her from the car.

[@That2J]

I’m just glad for once they caught it on camera

[@Ironmaidenportugal]

"6 babies kidnapped and i missed the story" I think Spenny wouldn't miss it if he's the kidnapper!

[@Ennis85]

Why would she?

[@Marcusml333]

What did they yell back?

[@electronbeing5473]

Yes, 6 twins sir

[@Koopakid917543]

It's against the law to impersonate Shania Twain

[@camera-is-me2606]

🤓

[@Ahad_Samad]

"bunch of fucking pricks" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanbalzan1884]

😂😂 he was so but hurt

[@GrowingDownUnder]

who tf is that

[@That2J]

Pretty salty for a leech

[@Alphoric]

Spenny was a few hours away from becoming the nightcrawler

[@Nikagor]

he literally turned into an ambulancechaser a few Moments into the competition.

[@mindassassin]

The one where Kenny lost, but still won.

[@mex4life]

Agree. Kenny still wins even when he loses. While Spenny wins he is still a loser.

[@Alldredge]

This was fake

[@synl8847]

Is that a red cattle dog I see in your pic?

[@mindassassin]

@@synl8847 I have no idea. He was a mutt. Adopt don't shop.

[@ElSandwich777]

@@Alldredgeso is Wrestling, Ladyboys and Politics. What’s your point?

[@bobkerr2755]

Huh, never noticed before that the competition takes place during the winter and the humiliation takes place during the summer

[@atb89]

Spenny yelling into a sewer: "I'm a journalist!"

[@yeoshow1984]

"Um, ah, ok, uh, what kind of massage is this?" "It's a Swedish." "Swedish massage?" "Yeah." "Do you um do you do you..." "What?" "Um, you know....happy, you know what I'm talking about?" "No. NOT AT ALL." Spenny's quite the charmer.

[@heavyequipment1930]

Imagine being able to tell any story you want, and you try to get yanked in a fake mustache at a spa with a registered masseuse and you’re strategy is to say all that

[@romansutton6813]

I just got done doing time for impersonating Shania Twain

[@enricohocho]

did you get your jail tattoo?

[@DemoNova]

Next time, just denya that you're Shania.

[@michaelmorgan6674]

​@@DemoNovasay ur a bean

[@ZX-wy1tw]

That masseuse does usually give happy endings but took one look at Spenny and was like NOPE

[@irishfan1010]

“People living in the sewer…That’s fantastic!” Also I’m up to my balls in water 🤣

[@Chef_Mic_Raw_Donkey]

Some of the funniest moments in the show when Spenny lets his guard down on the altruistic facade

[@enricohocho]

well then they are technically not homeless anymore xD

[@Matazuma]

​@@Chef_Mic_Raw_Donkey "fuck the b*bles"- Spencer Nolan Rice

[@Twoforonepizzapie]

I know Spenny felt so cheeky and cleaver choosing the name Spencer Rose

[@EDISH901]

cleaver?

[@Twoforonepizzapie]

@ too many edibles

[@mandarian87]

I bet Spenny feels “cleaver” a lot seeing as how it’s what he uses to chop up the bodies.

[@DemoNova]

12:13 "This is a umm... Someone who has umm... Constructed a living device." - Spenny

[@traversegamache7405]

Kenny looks more like Ron Jeremy 😂

[@pidgeyeggs]

That actually wasn't Kenny. That was in fact, the Great Yanni!

[@provostg]

13:15 "People living in the sewer. That's fantastic." 16:25 "I don't care if we have to push over an old lady." Spencer Nolan Rice.

[@Webbywood]

"Its against the law to impersonate Shania Twain" true, I remember that law going in around the 2000s

[@youtubeblockscomments]

Kenny Hotz - War Hero and Veteran 🫡

[@bugpowderdust27]

"People live in the sewer? With all the poop & pee?" Fucking. Dying. 🤣

[@fuzzmountain7583]

I love the paparazzi getting bent out of shape. Dude, you're lower on the social totem pole than the sewer dwellers Spenny is hunting.

[@lordyahtzee]

This was the episode that opened my eyes to how stupid Spenny actually is. I always thought Kenny was just hamming it up and busting Spenny's balls calling him stupid but 13:45 proved it to me beyond a shadow of a doubt.

[@heavyequipment1930]

The story of torontos storm drain dwellers will be heard!!!

[@ericv406]

He’s also that big of a CREEP!!!

[@Evolutionofhell]

It looks like a tom green skit.

[@jeremiemordor7821]

The emptiness in his eyes. This dude should not be allowed to drive.

[@Tokolos]

Fashion show did it for moi.

[@de_anubis]

I was just watching 4 episodes in a row. great timing Kenny! Much love from germany to you and the fans. The community is amazing.

[@chKraft]

“It’s against the law to impersonate Shania Twain” 😂🇨🇦

[@blackmagicks]

to this day i still have no fucking clue who yanni is

[@zartesnilpferd6778]

Yanni turned 70 today, funny coincidence!

[@pidgeyeggs]

Happy Birthday to the Great Yanni!

[@bobkerr2755]

Bring him his birthday goat

[@Max123-wi5yc]

Yanni? I think that guy sold me heroin when I was a child

[@iain2080]

Kenny Hotz, he's covered wars you know?

[@AvidanTheExpositor]

"People living in the sewer? That's fantastic!" - Spenny

[@colt5189]

Spenny: "People living in the sewer, that's fantastic!"

[@shiftytown]

why is spenny actually pulling a nightcrawler and following emergency vehicles to shit hahaha

[@dustinwayne139]

" I feel like I'm trespassing " On an abandoned homeless shelter 😂😂😂

[@Camarilla0]

asking if they do happy endings is crazy, they weren't even asian lol

[@shmooveyea]

"It's against the law to impersonate Shania Twain" LMAO

[@EnneSayne]

After all these years and all these episodes I never really seen this episode before! Hands down spenny walking into the sewer and the goggles falling was perfect comedy 😂😂show

[@iwishiwasthemoon87]

I first watched this episode some 15 years ago but occasionally, the phrase "Yanni make love to the goats" pops into my head randomly

[@comvarrior]

literally just steps outside and walks around "I have entered a heart of darkness"

[@cookerjam]

"Its against the law to impersonate shaniah twain" LOL bro what

[@gizwiz3482]

the nostalgia re watching this show is amazing, thank you kenny hotz, you are numba #1

[@Mannyswack]

In a world where impersonations is a form of comedy it’s hilarious this paparazzi thinks it’s illegal, he’s just mad 😂

[@Spootnik]

Would LOVE a commentary on this one!

[@yehoshua9872]

Love coming across an episode I haven’t seen 😭😭

[@Simpleeh]

Kenny is the best war journalist

[@TheNintendoGamer64]

Kenny mastered half-truths and clickbait before the Internet caught up. What a legend.

[@CoolAndNormal]

"someone has constructed a living device" thank you spenny yes

[@CluelessCanadian12]

dude i'm like 10 hours into a bolivian cocaine bender in a little town called Samaipata, waiting for my shitty ass Air Canada voucher to kick in so I can fly back to Kamloops for a heli-ski season, waiting for the zopiclone to kick in, drinking endless beer to ward off the tension, smoking a cigar bigger than any poo i've ever poo'd.... and on like hour 8 of KvS rewatches. god bless you.

[@nobody-kp5co]

@@CluelessCanadian12 that sounds lovely brother 😎 what's your favorite KvS episode

[@CluelessCanadian12]

@@nobody-kp5co gotta be fart or 10 mile race, or impersonation. or octopus. first ep i ever saw was like 12 years old, octopus, spenny dosed with acid. then i was like 16 watching fart as it aired live, w/ my dad. never laughed that hard in my life. good times

[@radiofreeacab]

Sobriety is possible, you're more than your illness brother 😢

[@nobody-kp5co]

@CluelessCanadian12 nice those are all classics 👍 I am from Texas, the first episode I ever saw was the meat episode on comedy Central. I was in 5th grade and I got in trouble at school for telling kids about it 😂😅

[@nobody-kp5co]

@@radiofreeacab ??? Wtf is your issue man we are having a nice conversation here.

[@FirstnameLastname-o7m]

This is one of the best episodes.

[@demitriyannitsos3731]

blurring a paparazzi is outlandish

[@cowteeth816]

Stopped watching pornography for this

[@lassaut6794]

Still crankin it I presume

[@nobody-kp5co]

Who is your favorite actress? (:

[@mattd1466]

I feel like spenny says this way too often

[@redeemedpoetYTwatcher]

I've quit it and feel so ashamed I ever did watch. We can be saved from our sin. You can be.

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@@redeemedpoetYTwatcher under a KVS episode? Really?

[@doncoladangelo5366]

Another example of Kenny losing due to being an absolute DOG, love you kenny never change.

[@Mark-wrecken]

I'd argue that Kenny won this one, that humiliation was a small price to pay.

[@doncoladangelo5366]

@Mark-wrecken your damn right

[@chrisburnett3575]

I had a dream last night about frick'n Zanta. I don't even know.. i'm watching too much KvS

[@romansutton6813]

The push up guy? Lol

[@chrisburnett3575]

@@romansutton6813 yes!!!

[@demonspawnx]

The fact Gavin can differentiate a bender 😂. “Florence nightingale”

[@EntoneTori]

6:03 this seal costume looks like a Star Wars alien

[@pommeroi1736]

The guy who threatens Luke at the bar

[@EntoneTori]

@@pommeroi1736 Yes, he does look like Ponda Baba

[@FirstnameLastname-o7m]

Its crazy how people were protesting against seal clubbing and then we found out its like the only way inuits can get food or something.

[@malines4856]

"People living in the sewers, thats fantastic!" - Spenny

[@AKmumu]

It doesnt matter how many times Ive watched this show, its still golden

[@99Prisonmike]

You indeed can NOT impersonate shania twain, she is a Dutchess in Canada (royalty) and illegal to impersonate royalty. Also Brian Adams is a Duke

[@raelgraham8530]

"I am a human camera" "we don't do that?"

[@Glitchpad]

I don't know if Kenny just dressed up as himself people would think that he was George Clooney

[@nevercertain]

That humiliation was brutal. I hope she was worth it 😂

[@thecerealthriller]

Spenny wanted a 'happy ending' but unfortunately they did not have a microscope.

[@klassenrick87]

Cheers from Okanagan Valley, British Columbia 🇨🇦

[@theplaymates2990]

Who is the better journalist? Kenny the journalist, or Spenny the not journalist? Hmm-

[@smok3sho587]

What you mean on the street spenny said I'm with professional journalist

[@WallOrange]

WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE INNOCENT PAPARAZZI???!!

[@AlternateKek]

Love this show especially because Bolero is one of my favorite classical peices

[@connie4334]

Kenny was the only registered journalist to report on the gulf war. Actually insane

[@CMV53]

I violated my parole by impersonating Shania Twain.

[@mw9688]

It’s illegal to impersonate Spencer Rice.

[@el-youtub3r402]

Kenny's ladies game is brilliant

[@MudPeppers]

Spenny must be so upset he can't Wonder the Boarder anymore looking for children.

[@Allen-k1m]

The competition is complete. Your both considered clinically homosexual.

[@Drayran]

"... but my story had no happy ending." For real?! xD

[@391C]

A great episode

[@JL-re2xk]

Lmao love the thumbnail🤣

[@Ariel-lt8ln]

I would memorize all of Yanni’s best pieces and play them at recitals as a child but the one thing I knew for sure is that NO one knew who Yanni was.

[@uncle_creepy2743]

i dont care if this horse starts to stink bad and get all gross and bloated but please keep beating it kenny, i love this show

[@aakkoin]

If Spencer published a newspaper, it would be called "The Cringe"

[@LilPlaya3200]

Yo Kenny, I have a Spenny in my home town. We used to Kenny vs Spenny him all the time. I now have a kid. I will teach him. Love you.

[@angrycat225]

Spenny has the worst humiliations

[@999predators]

Spenny was being a bro when Kenny brought Shania over.

[@nobody-kp5co]

Hey Kenny, Im getting a big bag of weed tomorrow, I was wondering if you could treat us to the weed episode with commentary 😢

[@Sidpooply]

It's on the patreon for like $2

[@EvilHandyman]

Dam, that woman was magic. Kenny wins again.

[@alexprice4229]

LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU

[@T-rev33]

Today I learned it's illegal to impersonate Shania Twain...fu$k there goes my weekend plans

[@therealOXOC]

Thank you for your service Kenny.

[@Dbz4]

Thumbnails: Jesus vs some guy lost in jungle

[@cappy77]

Spenny now lives in that sewer.

[@mynamewhatis7254]

The fold marks on Kenny's shirt lol. Is this a shirt he saves for special occasions? Or maybe his last clean shirt? Lol

[@Gustavae]

WORTH IT

[@TerrenceNowicki]

Of course the very first thing Spenny does is harass random women.

[@AproposOfWetSnow]

7:15 Kenny's whiteboard is epic

[@Dr-Tehnix]

DO NOT let spenny ever cook

[@Raumance]

This is what nightstalker is based on.

[@Darkmatter105]

Kenny looked like borat with long hair.