WHO'S BETTER IN BED?

[@zacklegogamer]

St. Lucia has about 80% African heritage though, so the game is yet again that guy in class going "technically..."

[@joemiskowitz2669]

I hate that guy. He never shuts up.

[@NotStephenHawkingOG]

Technically... he does shut up, because he has to listen to what the other person is saying before saying "Technically..."

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

Not Stephen Hawking Technically he’s only half listening cause he’s forming the argument while they’re speaking so they can say “technically...”

[@wacpj1929]

@@idkanymoretbh5452 Still, even if he's only half-listening, technically that means that he's not talking, so he does indeed shut up regardless

[@S1LENTNINJAZ]

These replies, 👍

[@NoelNolNull]

28:26 Probably the single best line from James ever

[@darkperil11]

Best cow chop quotes this year

[@brandonestrada2791]

James had it in his mouth tho a couple episodes ago

[@rufus3549]

Right or Racist Meet the Cast: Kratos from God Of War PS4 Discount Ninja Bin Laden with Trump wig Semi Russian wanna be cowboy with white hat

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

Semi-Russian TWINK wannabe cowboy with white hat. FTFY.

[@bambulbee123]

That's scarily accurate lol

[@confidential5743]

Rufus Bin laden with trump wig made me laugh out loud

[@Gokanaru]

0:20 Jesus christ that came outta nowhere X]

[@WyaldTalk]

Not really given the show.

[@zrilloxragebringer2555]

That's why he said holy shit

[@Ghost-jw5xn]

When the next vigilante video coming dad?

[@zrilloxragebringer2555]

He no dad, only one papa, en papa Franku

[@SlimeKing223]

Yay thank God, they made another one of these. Please have a part 3.

[@UnethicalExperimental]

The specific number ones are real bad. For a 50/50 scenario it should be a "higher or lower" situation. If I was playing the game, I'd prefer to say right/racist in response to something being greater than or less than a value instead of this game's method of "lol instead of 10% it's 10.1% hahaha moron".

[@TaylorGanglnc]

21:50 the most legendary laugh known to man

[@Kuchhh]

Honestly, those cards that are like "HAHA NO IT'S 36 NOT 35!" ruin the game.

[@kovulion7777]

Finally, they're not doing characters anymore, just their true selves

[@supertigerroadtrip5193]

Right or Racist : Despite being only 13% of the population...

[@StellarMaki]

THAT'S RIGHT BRÖTHER

[@jeaniusxz]

@Curtis Sims Shut the hell up you ignorant fuck, before you make a statement do some research and educate yourself. Also make sure that your statememt is a fact, not racist.

[@chepemasacuata1]

JeanSlitsYa this has to be sarcasm please

[@nullify00]

@@jeaniusxz oh the irony

[@jeaniusxz]

@@nullify00 oh the unoriginal unneeded responses

[@Zzander]

This needs to be a consistent weekly feature! Its fantastic to see you squirm in your seats like the 90% murder rate question!

[@VanessaThyGreat]

The tabletop games are my absolute favorite

[@FuryLobo]

That's all they do silly!

[@mariarogers74]

They look like the village people. Lol you should do a YMCA video after this.

[@EricBurns1]

"Over 50% of MALE salons..." good job on that editing lol

[@everyone_nowhere]

2:00 - 2:10 ~7 F-bombs, ~10 Profanities overall in ten seconds Holy shit, that's a record

[@Cubulation]

has anyone else noticed a lot of the words on the cards of this game are misspelled? lmfao what is this

[@MeAuntieNora]

I was thinking that earlier... It's really not a good look for this game. Like how can you expect the facts to be accurate if they barely seem to be able to construct sentences in the English language.

[@jackgwest4532]

Cubulation “male salons”

[@Kuchhh]

Whoever edits the videos must be doing the grammar mistakes, there were multiple instances where the guys said it correctly even though the card that appeared on the screen was wrong.

[@WruceBayne]

Man this game loves making the distinction between wrong and right extremely pedantic.

[@slipalongtobascus99]

Alec is the most cowchop out of all the other guys you've had through the door.

[@tasky549]

No

[@slipalongtobascus99]

@@tasky549 Thanks for the insightful reply. You explained your point and opinion magnificently. That persuasive charm you have almost made me reconsider.

[@skag1881]

Maybe?

[@commentaccount7880]

yes@@tasky549

[@devinm_5711]

Jacob, Trevor, joe, and Aaron were better

[@josh______1]

1:20 “Escaped west to form cowchop” holy shit is this canon??

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

Lore

[@Ghostsoulless]

29:10 Okay, I totally heard that as “You backpack a broad” and thought that was a sex term I was unaware of. Then realized he meant “backpack abroad” and that really changed the meaning of that sentence.

[@DollarTaco]

Brett looks like if the Village People did a fusion dance and became a single ultimate lifeform

[@SpaceFlye]

I like how the music gets louder when they discuss more controversial stuff lol

[@euki09]

I’m viet and yes a lot of viet people own a nail salon place. It’s like a traditional path for us lol, no lie. “If me going to college doesn’t work, then ima do nails”

[@lukeatme806]

Why is aleks dressed as AH Jeremy's character from GTA V

[@goceanman]

Some of the grammatical errors I see on the cards that pop up on the screen are obvious, but remind me that all the people in Cow Chop are only human. And I respect that.

[@igot20bucks]

lmao at 11:04 alec thought it said "nail" when it said "male"

[@nicolabonte3529]

I saw it too 🤭

[@SpaceFlye]

@@severedtulips7641 yeah because I noticed two other grammar fuck ups too

[@goonsquad_official]

Have you ever heard of a "Male Salon"?

[@Ghostsoulless]

Ben Dover That’s essentially just a barber. Not too far-fetched.

[@igot20bucks]

yeah @@goonsquad_official they're called barbers

[@reman3000]

TABLETOP GAME YEAHH BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@thatkidarc1458]

17:50 This part is pure fucking gold

[@2bad4uman]

This is great. You guys should consider doing another video roasting each other

[@supperpuppy8]

Got an ad promoting to end immigration, y'all are doing great

[@DJogdog]

St. Lucia is 95% African though. Fuck this fucking game.

[@SpaceFlye]

Even though this game has some shitty questions, like the last one, I want them to play more of this game. Don't get to laugh this hard as often anymore.

[@RosebudDelicious]

"1 out of 4 men have erectile dysfunction" *counts all 4 at the table and wonders who had a soft hotdog*

[@blazewolf32]

Brett

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

James

[@paragonrex5420]

What is monetization?

[@rockyfan9]

A fairy tale

[@raymondlostritto5480]

Ive got ads watching it (knock on wood)

[@jackgwest4532]

Male salon ?

[@madisonluna5190]

as a natural blonde from ohio these facts please me

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

Madison Blegh Except for the in bed one lol. Apparently brunettes got u beat.

[@felixauclairtendland4766]

Im sad that you guys have such a wonderful channel with all these amazing people in it and somehow even by breaking yourself everyday to make original content like this, you still don’t get as much suscribers as you deserves in my opinion. Really hope you guys keep up the amazing work you are making for us few viewers you have on this channel :) !

[@landanross2966]

The $5 sucky sucky thing was a full metal jacket reference I think

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

Along with "me love you long time".

[@XxILikePie03]

"Fled West to form Cow Chop." 28:12 lmao dude

[@Jawsh27]

"I love when you fart in my mouth baby" "Was that you or the card?" "Both"

[@isaiahrashadfan387]

last time i was this early, cow chop wasnt creatures 2.0 and actually had people who were funny in the cast

[@proghost21]

Fuck, I thought Trevor was back but it was James looking like Trevor.

[@kentcasandra5282]

That whole bit at 28:00 had me laughing so hard I ended up in the ER because of my heart condition. I'm pretty sure it was worth it.

[@mitchellburton5273]

James is halarious in these

[@SatumitheNeet]

So that’s why they call it Brazilian fart porn

[@CZPC]

8:43 HAHAHAHAHAH You've never been on reddit i see.

[@thurmanmerman8747]

That’s exactly how to handle the cats vs. dogs debate

[@TheMelancholyVoid]

Who ever the editors are for the channel just wanna say great job with the editing 👌

[@mightymouseftw4363]

23:22 I bet every man said false, I know I did lol

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

I’m female and I said false lol

[@em_birch]

It's already been said a couple times, but some of those cards had terrible grammar and logic.

[@cloutkakashi]

Ads on a Cow Chop video? Unheard of, at least you boys are getting monetization on a video god bless

[@frogmanxyz1997]

Last time I was this early, James didn't get betrayed by the ramp.

[@defiledcorpse]

I got so happy because James looked like Trevor

[@lizardfishies]

When you realise that Trevor could come to cow chop for a spring break special...

[@xGordzulax]

yay, love this, hope there's more of this coming

[@brazilianguy8493]

Im surprised this videos doesn't have a lot of dislikes

[@deathclawminx5936]

Yeah man, Brett watches Better Call Saul! 😂👌

[@viraadbaig6582]

James is gold

[@MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP]

20:20 me and Alec on the same page

[@Znijik]

Just a clarification on the first card. The temple garments have zero inherent power to protect against evil. They are meant to serve as a symbol of the promises made by the wearer to basically obey the commandments of God. As long as they keep their promise, do good things, and strive to be honest to goodness kind-hearted individuals, they won't be affected by evil. I know, it's a pretty wild concept, but there you have it.

[@crystianchavarria7469]

I love you guys started watching James and aleks years ago .... I'm 25 now but I still love these creative content creators much love from Odessa tx

[@MadSam214]

Right on to that dude. Been watching them since 2010. Sly and Alex were the reason I made a KZbin account. I share your passion for all of them as well and I don't regret these wonderful people!

[@killingtempest]

Holy shit dude im like real damn close to you, Hobbs NM. Aleks and James are the shit bro

[@Nonco-1]

you know, I wish it was another social deception game, or even them going back to the ones they already played, but this is okay.

[@shoonka1998]

Lol I almost thought James was Trevor, I miss that guy...

[@AaronDigitalMuppet]

Sponsored by Crystal Geyser bottled water.

[@FixtaFernback]

when even is bretts constume?

[@DoctaM364]

WOAH They got ninja to collab in this!

[@josecastro3888]

Man I bet James wasn't expecting to fuck himself up on skateboard a couple days later

[@VicodinAvenue]

It didn't say nail salon. It said MALE salon.

[@wolter6102]

13:55 THE BABY SONG IS BACK

[@gralha_]

I'm a little surprised they don't know Pew Research, it's one of the largest out there, they're everywhere

[@benpebbles4111]

Answer is Brett.

[@XxAeroxXable]

James role-playing Trevor.

[@Dunder-D]

Thought it was trevor in the thumbnail

[@kissingfrogs106]

A new vid, awesomeeee gonna buy some merch soon

[@em_birch]

You totally should. The shirts are sooooo soft. #notsponsored

[@brandonkim7931]

I know what I’m doing if I don’t get into med school

[@sama2281]

15:07 I watched a episode of magic School bus when they went to Africa -😂😂😂

[@ArtofMoJo]

Anyone else think that was Trevor in the thumbnail for a second?

[@mightymouseftw4363]

17:53 Same James same :'(

[@northbearNL]

For a second the thumbnail looked like aaron and trevor

[@myrain8690]

hell yeah james i agree bout dem red heads

[@SemiVoltage521]

I thought Trevor was gonna be in this video when I saw the thumbnail

[@f7memorex]

4:04 yeet, I'mma red head

[@sebastianbutcallmesebby2421]

I love how you acknowledge the whoke thing. Im glad im not alone itll end soon. That kabbal aint a joke

[@4163Matthew]

Please do one more episode of this

[@DrFatihD]

I laughed so hard, I went dizzy.

[@MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP]

Alec is my spirit animal.

[@MrFlip2247]

5:19 when does Cow Chop get on million dollars but

[@MerryTheJerryKun]

What's with all the gosh darn typos on them cards?

[@XrisToFu]

they were sponsored by HIMS at one point they all better have gotten that ED card right lol

[@veks934]

Brett: What do you think is the best hair color for sexual prowess? James: Redhead. Me: I see you are a man of culture.

[@kopperkoin]

You can make a religion out of this

[@SassyP17]

pls dont

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

It's called Trumpism, though I think they still haven't officially gotten the designation as a religion. A shame too since it would do away with the whole "taxes" thing.

[@balharher7365]

Out of anything really

[@kopperkoin]

The Trusty Sidekick 😐

[@helixdraco]

I love this game part 3 please

[@KiddKeyboards]

what are the chances that my uni was mentioned in this vid

[@17samsam17]

24:32 holy dubstep dude :O

[@OGBeefStew]

i was gonna say something about bookworm adventures deluxe, but I didn't want to put that image into my head. shit.

[@BadDogeU]

What the fuck is with all the typos on these cards? It's like they typed them out on their phones and shipped it.

[@fabiangonzalez1048]

I think the 90% question at around 22:00 meant that the crimes would nearly halve, not go from 100% to 10%. (Like, getting 100% more cash means you double what you get, etc) Although I could be wrong.

[@andyrobinette8430]

fabian gonzalez regardless that’s still a ton

[@FenrirTheUnbound23]

you guys should play Munchkin.

[@TheMrGillow]

Was that an Ashley Madison ad?

[@danielkaplan2262]

It said male salon on screen not nail salon?