Who's the Biggest Liar You've Ever Known? | People Stories

[@queenofthesharks5839]

I had a friend who told ridiculous stories like this. We all thought she was full of it until I actually met her mega rich, russian art dealer friend and his utterly psychotic mother and supermodel sister, and her Saudi Arabian exchange student sugar daddy. Turns out she actually does has that crazy a life for some of it, and believes her pathological liar family for the rest. Now I take what she says with a grain of salt, but I'm always hesitant to completely brush it off.

[@FragenAntworten_2021]

👆👆👆👆German reddit

[@wesleythomas7125]

"I caught a fish thiiiiis big!"

[@aramhodoyan8364]

Jajajajaja Ayoooooo

[@builtontherockhomestead9390]

Adult "friend" told me she went to her OBGYN, who was also a friend she had gone to school with, accidentally switched her regular exam with a lesbian couple doing IVF. So her pregnancy was not from being with a man outside of marriage but her doctor's mistake. Friend didn't want to sue because the doctor was a childhood friend.

[@Whatever-fe7xn]

That is the plot line to the tv show Jane the Virgin

[@builtontherockhomestead9390]

@@Whatever-fe7xn I don't have TV so can't comment on where she came up with such a crazy story. We live several hours apart and met online. We had lunch together and as I was getting ready to make the hour trip home she sprang it on me. My brain froze so I didn't say much. Haven't seen her in person since.

[@thegodotcat]

did she say she was doing ADOJRA too?

[@catsupy]

Went to high school with this kid who claimed he was a "moon child" and came from the moon, was related to George Washington, had the highest GPA in the school (though he failed his remedial reading class), had a gluten allergy (he didn't), was related to royalty, and got superpowers during the full moon. .... He's in prison now for CP.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

Jeez, that story ended darkly! :-0

[@eel1378]

A friend in high school told me her dad had died of cancer three years prior, despite me having met him that summer. Just one lie of many, but that was a big one. We're don't speak anymore

[@eddyhoopin]

your friend suffers from memory loss

[@doge8825]

@@eddyhoopin memory loss would mean her father was dead but she always forgets and only remembers him alive.

[@eddyhoopin]

@@doge8825 no memory loss would mean that she forgot eel1378 met her father that summer

[@eddyhoopin]

@@doge8825 no need to go so deep dumb

[@YoYo-gt5iq]

"She sells those body wraps and calls it her own business." Brutal

[@slevinchannel7589]

Check out this comment and how it represents what Christians AND Atheists generally believe (except a small portion in one corner of the internet, which you live in) about Kent.Johnny.Hovind: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6fOgIqMhad7ns0&lc=UgwUMg2CwbFuI2g9gp14AaABAg

[@YoYo-gt5iq]

@@slevinchannel7589 no thanks

[@arianbyw3819]

I worked with someone who told huge lies. She was a total narcissist. She had actually driven someone to a breakdown with her bs. And she fancied herself as a singer, sang at a concert, told the organiser she wrote a particular song... It had been in the charts a few years before! And she conned several people out of money.

[@justsomeguywithanevilamust4819]

I had a friend in 3rd grade who said he owned a biker gang

[@sliderx1897]

What if it was a bmx bime gang?

[@fatia.oyebanji]

Vjigfi

[@avr1860]

Are you the brother of the guy who doesn't have a mustache?

[@theviking1359]

I do wonder how many people on this thread are lying about having friends that lie

[@discoveryoutdoorskcfishing236]

Eewwwww.... Interesting...

[@strangebutfictional4029]

As far as people thinking you can be pregnant without sex, sometimes people convince themselves they're the virgin Mary because they were likely sexually assaulted during sleep or drugs and are in denial. It's pretty sad.

[@Zodikal]

I have one of these at work. If you tell him that you've broken an arm he will tell you that he once broke both his legs and amputated one of them, even if he still has 2 legs. He will just say that they managed to sew it back on. Ridiculous stories and I never believe anything he says, not even if he tells me he had cereal for breakfast.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

"He will just say that they managed to sew it back on," X-D Your story reminds me of a quote from an Encyclopedia Brown story: "I wouldn't believe Wilford even if he swore he was lying."

[@swedishmeatball4382]

The story about the co-worker always one-upping people and lying about being a preemie reminded me of something that happened to me. I am a family historian and I was visiting this archive where I could find records that were still too new to be published online, or readily available at a regular archive. I decided to look up my uncle's birth record; of course I knew when and where he was born but when I could I might as well confirm the data. Well, turned out he was a day older than my co-worker, who we might call Mia, so I also found Mia's birth record. Mia was in poor health and seldom spent time with us other teachers as she had her own easily accessible classroom and just dropped by for a class and then went home due to her disablity. So I had only spoken to her about a handful of times but she had a very unique first and last time so this birth record was absolutely her. Turned out she was a twin, and they were preemies. The twin didn't make it. About two months later Mia dropped by the teachers' lounge and I told her about how I had looked for my uncle's birth record. When I mentioned his birth date Mia just nodded and said: "Oh, so you found my birth record too." She then told me then story of her birth and her twin. Thankfully she wasn't upset at all - and if I had deliberately went looking for the record she would have had every right to be. Now I just found it by accident.

[@micearenice8963]

My situation is specific but the fallout was spectacular. My mother had too many issues to explain and was extremely manipulative and was used to running to my school and telling them how horrible I was to her while being a violent psycho. Well one time we were traveling and she didn't have my teachers so she dragged me into a hospital oh she was ill, oh I was terrible. They sent in a doctor who gave her relaxation techniques and it. Hit. The. Fan. Cue the rest of the day driving around shrieking about what an idiot he was, rage rage rage. I have a grim sense of humor about it now because really there is nothing more funny than a liar falling flat on their a**.

[@potatokitty]

Lmfao

[@uncleslumbago7594]

7:05 as a person who works part time in a mechanic shop, most mechanics don’t do body work.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Check out this comment: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6fOgIqMhad7ns0&lc=UgwUMg2CwbFuI2g9gp14AaABAg

[@eblckmn]

I know I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead but my late morning was a self described compulsive liar. We were married for 20 years. When we first met I believed him. But about halfway through I was telling his family if he was telling the truth or not. They had no idea. He just lied to lie. He loved to make people believe his crazy stories. No matter how off the wall, people believed him. He wasn’t a bad guy. He was just entertaining himself.

[@dakotapugh9663]

Guy I knew said that he helped work on a zombie virus cure for 6 years when he couldn't even keep a job for more than a couple weeks. Also said that he curb stomped somebody, killed them, turned himself in, and they didn't believe him so he only got 2 years

[@Littlechonch]

I had a friend who would lie about how she was part of a police/detective crew, how they drove motorbikes around and that she’d gotten shot in the stomach twice as a result of it. We were 12…

[@indie-rose6]

Had a friend when I was very young who told me they had their leg bitten off by a shark, proving it by showing the ‘scar’ along their skin. It was a tan line. And I believe them.

[@monkeynumbernine]

Yeesh 🙄 My 5th grade teacher was the world's biggest liar! The entire class would just cringe in unison as she would spin totally unbelievable yarns about her imaginary life as a scientist in Africa, or the books she had written, or how many languages she spoke... one day her daughter came to the class to ask her something (she was a year younger than us) and we could tell she knew her mother was totally full of BS. 😬

[@beagleissleeping5359]

This is from a Dear Abby (?) column written about 30 years ago. A young woman got pregnant out of wedlock. Ultimate social no-no! Being in an era that was unforgiving of such things, she was sent away to, "Travel in Europe for a year." Problem was that she told everyone this lie so often that she had deluded herself into believing she'd really gone to Europe. She was telling family and friends who knew the truth of what had really happened about how fabulous her trip had been. They wanted advice on how to make her stop.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

Wow, that's sad.

[@KnakuanaRka]

So what was the truth? Was that a euphemism for something?

[@theresaasian300]

I knew someone who told us she was 21, she even brought her birth certificate with an obvious whiteout mark beneath new handwritten date. She also told us her husband was just drafted to the Vikings same number as retired number of Tori Stringer who died.

[@zombiedoggie2732]

I had a friend, who had a friend that came over and always bragged about his accomplishments. At first I believed him. One of his claims was he hand carved an eagle with a pocket knife from a stump and made it look so real it impressed an Indian chief. Well, once, I caught him in a lie, which my friend thought was so awesome. I had a model of a P-38 Lightning that my friend and I built together. he, the "Friend of a friend" claimed to have flied one. What I do? Go online, Get a picture of the control panel, and told him "Name every gauge on that thing." and he went "uhh uhh confidential information!" I was thinking that 'this shit been declassified ages ago.'

[@asarishepard8171]

reminds me of a liar i met in early high school. he was 15, same as me at the time, and boasted he had a three year old child. i was like "you couldn't have had a kid at 12." thinking of puberty, etc.

[@QueenSunstar]

Worlds youngest father was 12, so it is possible. Highly unlikely, but possible.

[@asarishepard8171]

@@QueenSunstar most 12 year olds i knew were late starters and this guy was a shyster so it was highly unlikely. just wanted to flirt with me i guess?

[@QueenSunstar]

@@asarishepard8171 Probably. I was very late. In fact, I was 16 when I finally entered puberty thanks to hormone supplements. Turned out my dang body wasn’t producing enough of the necessary hormones.

[@asarishepard8171]

@@QueenSunstar same here i was a late bloomer

[@jozefienvoets2744]

Children make up the best stories about themselves trying to impress their friends

[@oldwoman5942]

A very disagreeable co-worker told us he had PTSD from his military service where he had made a dangerous takedown of a man barricaded in a house and he had faced him and killed him. The others were making exceptions for him but I looked at this little pudgy, red faced bully and thought, I don’t think so. I mentioned his service to his wife and she was shocked, I was right. I told a co-worker and soon everyone knew.

[@Ivyrose4]

I’ve known multiple people like this. 1 only a little older than me. Keep in mind, I’m 15. It started of fairly reasonable-him saying he drowned as a kid and was brought back. It eventually over the course of several months escalated to him saying people have tried to kill him, stab him, shot at him, but hit his friend instead, that he has two MacBooks, but used one to shield him from the bullet, and also that he had a metal pole hit him in the chest, miraculously miss all organs, and tried to say he has no scars. He said he’d died 7 times, and that his father owned multiple companies. Keep in mind, this guy is 15 years old. We don’t live in a big city. It’s a very suburban area, and crime doesn’t happen much if at all there. He also tried to say that his neighbors were serial killers. Either he’s a liar or his dad is into some very illegal stuff. Another person was someone my mom dated. He made up stories saying that he was burnt with acid after being held captive by some people in an appoint military force, and that he’d been to all these different places travel. He even tried to say he was Dolly Parton’s cousin, and Mark Burnett’s cousin (Mark Brunett produced Shark tank and Survivor) all because they had the same name. He was not only probably a pathological liar, but took advantage of my mother when she was drunk. If it were up to me he’d be in jail for it.

[@charathedemon5939]

I told a kid that I'm from space and I'm an alien. Idk if he still believes it. Also my aunt lied that she was autistic. Found out it was a lie a few days later. (I'm autistic so I know the symptoms better than anyone). She lied a lot about that and not doing drugs. (She did do drugs.) We cut her out of the family basically.

[@eddyhoopin]

Good on your family for cutting that psycho out of the family and not believing her lies

[@badgerbadger-badger-Poppy]

I know a kid where I'm not sure if he's actually lying or if I'm just a huge skeptic, but a good few of the things he's said have been hard to believe. I'm not going to say much, but most of his family probably isn't equipped to raise a kid with such severe emotional issues, but that doesn't make them evil. I highly doubt that most of his family is evil. He's just been through a lot, and not every one has the resources to take that on. Plus, not this kid specifically, but I wonder if some people lie intentionally, or if they genuinely believe what they're saying.

[@QueenSunstar]

Those that lie about having cancer are the worst.

[@uncleslumbago7594]

I’ve noticed in these stories there seem to be a few different types of people which I will now categorize. You have “The Total Badass” which is usually the guy that has the most out there lies and the person is traditionally a guy and most cases very scrawny. Then you have “The Rich Kid.” That one is pretty self explanatory and they can be found with minimal snooping around. “The Poverty Stricken” is the opposite of the rich kid and usually do something that gets themselves caught. And finally the most despicable of all of them “The False Valor.” Usually a guy who lies about being a navy SEAL, usually ST-6, and says they have a Purple Heart and ptsd. In some cases they will wear military uniforms that most people don’t notice things, but anyone with military knowledge will notice. For instance, they’ll be wearing an army uniform with marine patches or will have something against regulations like a very long beard or hair

[@howtowithelizabeth7513]

Anyone with narcissism will do this also someone who’s trying to gaslight

[@erinhollow773]

I've put this somewhere else but a kid who me and my brother would hang out with as kids had a terrible home life and was a pathological liar. He had a few stupid ones like "I ninja-rolled off a moving car" and "I go to a fancy private school called The Moose," but his best one was this: "I unicycled on a tightrope from the Ohio State Building in Ohio to the Ohio State Building in Mexico." I hope he's doing better nowadays

[@lsdmolelekki]

This reminds me of a kid I met first week of Highschool. He lied and said HE (not his parents) would work at the biggest satellite broadcast station in our country. The lies include 1. He had an office with a gumball machine and a mini fridge 2. He was in charge of mostly kids programming and 3. The beat up car he gets dropped off in in the morning is one of his dads employees. Now I knew the truth because 1. My father's company had had a contract with that broadcaster for over a decade at the time and when I asked my dad if it was true, he thought I was telling him a joke and 2. The car that dropped him off in the mornings was a delivery vehicles from the panel beating company a friend's dad owned and the kids dad was ACTUALLY the employee. I didn't say anything because 1. I didn't care enough to 2. I knew his lies only worked on the stupid and 3. He later became known as the guy who tried to fight a girl and lost (the girls entire family has cage/street fighting experience with several criminal convictions). Before end of first term he was gone (I think, I lost interest in his nonsense)

[@uncleslumbago7594]

There’s a kid I went to high school with claims he got his doctorate in 2 years. When I asked him what college he said it was “so exclusive u wouldn’t have even heard about it.” First of al u can’t get a doctorate in 2 years and 2nd he barely passed his sat in hs

[@dorc5364]

My ex had dropped out of college because he didn't know what he wanted to do. His parents had no idea, so he would leave his house every day at 7 with his bag and college lanyard and come straight to my house and hang out all day while I was working/studying. We didn't last very long

[@owlthepirate5997]

What is a lanyard, lol.. I've never even heard of it, or was it a miss spell?

[@kippen64]

Sadly, some chronic liars get believed regardless of how bizarre the lies are.

[@renaysari6631]

My ex husband was a pathological liar. He lied about everything and anything. I finally got sick of it when he said he was a Vietnam Vet. First off I called him on his age, way too young to join, then I took him to the local VFW, and told him to bring his DD-214 to join. Of course, he couldn't find it. Yeah right. Nothing pisses me off more than someone lying about something that took so many innocent lives. My sisters ex was the same way. He lost his job for sleeping for 30 seconds on the job, sleeping on the job, hmmm ok. He got kicked out of the army, when asked why, he said it was because his drill sgt was afraid of him. I swear I couldn't stop laughing about that one. Turns out he was kicked out for bringing under aged girls to his baraks. He is so lucky he wasn't put in jail for that one.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

I feel the opposite of this is people hearing someone make mundane comments/claims and somehow thinking they're horrendous lies that need to be exposed. To invent an example, let's say there's a group meeting up and someone arrives late. Person A: Sorry I'm late! I lost my keys and had to look for them. Most of group: (either says, "It's okay," or says nothing because they don't care) Person B: Why don't you tell us what really happened!? Person A: (confused) Excuse me? Person B: We deserve to know the truth! Rest of group: (stares at Person B in confusion) Person A: I...just told what happened. Person C: Why would you thinking he/she is lying?! Person B: Come on, you *actually* believe he/she lost his/her keys!? Person C: Yes, because it happens all the time. It's not some far-out claim. Person D: My Mom lost her keys last week and we had to look for them. What, do you think my mom was lying!? Person B: (either mumbles angry comments and sulks for the rest of the meeting, makes some bizarre rant about how the truth will be revealed and storms off, or a combination of both) I don't support lying, but even if it turned out Person A was lying, what does it matter unless he was doing something horrible or is a suspect in a Scooby-Doo mystery? It could be he was late because he pooped himself and he lied about the keys because was sensitive about it, but that's really nobody's business. A variant of this that I've personally experienced is telling someone some mundane thing and having them ask, "Really?" like I've told some fantastic whopper (Note: The tone they use is a huge factor here). "I had the new chicken sandwich at McDonald's." "Really?" Why would I lie about eating a sandwich?! (Edit: I enjoyed the sandwich, but your taste buds and the quality of your local Mickey-Dee's may differ from mine)

[@steveadams7592]

Never let the truth get in the way of telling a good story.

[@emanuelepoma9046]

my father ha s two siblings, my uncle went to hong kong for work and stayed there for 12 years and my cousins were born there... as a child i found it amazing and told all my friends that my cousins where from hong kong for years... fast forward to a couple years ago they came back for highschool and some of my friends got to meet the oldest one who came to school with me... the days after were filled with people coming to me and apologising because they always tought i was lying, i ve never even noticed they weren t believing me

[@neverbuyadodge910]

Places used to dip baby chickens in dye and sell them all different colors . One color per chicken . The dye did not last forever.

[@melaniemills4505]

My mother...a compulsive, manipultive, gaslighting, toxic liar. Ironically she was always the first person to accuse someone else of lying. 🤨

[@ShogunMS]

Back when fnaf was the most popular thing, around when the 4th game was being released I believe, someone I know said they helped make the game. I may have been a bit dumb back then but I was smart enough to know that it wasnt true.

[@haylestormable]

Had a roommate in job corps that would lie about the kids she adopted. She claimed to have adopted them when she was 16 because the guy she was with was 18 or something. One night she claimed one of them was on a ventilator and died because someone came in and unplugged them. I put 2 and 2 together that she was lying when all she had to say about her kid dying was "why'd he have to die?", no tears or grief or anything- yet when her boyfriend (not the supposed guy she adopted the kids with) broke up with her weeks later she spent the rest of the night hiding under a blanket bawling her eyes out and acting like it was the end of the world. I knew she was lying before since no one would let a 16 year old adopt any kids but that crap just further proved my point

[@glennquagmire34]

wait so did she actually adopt kids?

[@haylestormable]

@@glennquagmire34 no it was all an act

[@strangebutfictional4029]

Don't wanna overempathize with these people but a lot of these are from middle school and high school. When I was younger I would tell people real things and they would never believe me. If you're a native girl they never fucking believe you, it's really exhausting, I remember one time I was at camp in 8th grade and the camp was hiking up a mountain. My friend told me he was gonna go piss in the woods and I should make sure he comes back. I relayed the info to my camp counselor and she rolled her eyes and was like "are you SURE? ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH" and it was so weird because I had never really lied frequently before that moment. I said yes and some of us waited behind for him. We waited for half an hour before calling the people who went ahead and he was with them. The camp counselor just kept calling me a dirty liar and saying "you don't have to lie like this". I was straight up begging her to believe me and she wouldn't. An hour later we got to the top of the mountain and met up with the other part of the camp. I went to the guy and got pissed off at him and told him to tell my counselor that I was telling the truth. He did and then she was like "ok" not even an apology. When I asked why she wouldn't apologize she said "I dunno you just lie all the time." It was so gross because I had never lied to her. And like a week before that there was a dance at this camp where I had gone with a guy, then gotten very sick and had to go to the nurse, and she kept telling me not to lie about being sick, I should just reject the guy. Like she wouldn't let me go to the nurse immediately, and while I was sitting sitting the nurses bathroom in between chugging Gatorade as I was told (which btw turns out that electrolyte thing is a myth but it was 2011) she was saying "you know, you can just tell him you're not into him" That was one of the worst times I was called a liar for no reason but that sort of treatment is directed at native girls all the time. Every single character I've seen in media that's a chronic liar or thief is golden skinned and a little dirty and in vaguely indigenous clothing and shaggy thick brown hair, sometimes even explicitly off a reservation. During high school I straight up just adopted liar and thief as my persona. And a lot of the white kids would just spend their time tryna mess with me too, they'd be like "that person just said you're a dyke" and I'd be like "why would you say that about me" and then the original gossiper would be like "oh you know her, she's ALWAYS making things up to start drama about herself". When I got older the white people around me would pressure me to steal things for them. There was this girl who had me steal things for her all the time, then after high school was over she bullied me online for years lying about me a lot and generally saying horrible things about how I smell or that I eat with my hands or that my hair is too ethnic. Dumb shit. And then one post about me was just a selfie that said "for how disgusting Strange is, at least they stole this shirt for me. Thanks Strange!" Very sarcastic tones in that post. I hated it. And like I lied a lot in high school but it's because nobody fucking believes me anyway because I'm brown. I didn't even really think about it, at some point I just started lying because lies were more likely to be believed than the truth, like I could just talk about things that happened in my life and I'd be doubted. I was born in Kentucky and I remember one girl harassing me in freshman year because I don't have an accent, of course I don't you dumb fuck I lived there for 2 years when I was a baby and I was in Louisville. So I would lie because anything that wasn't EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE EXPECTED was called a lie, and that's a problem when you're native, life isn't normally typical. But then at some point I just started lying about things that didn't even matter. I don't want to be specific but I'm at 6 minutes and something has reminded me of an embarrassing lie I once told. And it was sort of just because at some point, people are just as likely to believe me if I told them I ate corn for dinner yesterday as if I told them I've had sex with 2 14 inch penises. That's actually a lie someone else told me once though because once you start saying the lies I was telling in senior year of high school ("I had a brain scan and my brain had masculine nerve patterns" is, I think, the stupidest lie I ever told) you start being surrounded by a lot of liars and horrible people. When I told that person "I read online that the largest dick is 13 inches and it makes the guy pass out when he gets hard" the person responded by yelling that if I was calling him a liar, he'd beat my ass. That was the kind of person I used to call my friend at the end of high school. That same guy told me he was a teacher at 18 years old and that there was some special program at a local high school that let's 18 year olds do that, and that a guy was jacking off to him in class, and I actually believed that because it was one of the times lies he ever told but now that I'm thinking back on it, every time we skipped school he was able to hang out with us all day... I hate that meme though like "when you're telling someone a story and halfway through you realize theyre the one that told you the story" bro that is only a relatable moment to compulsive liars!!! Why was that a viral meme??? Anyway therapy helped but I'm just here to say that some of this stuff happens in middle school and high school especially to people like me who were already going through a lot. I think nobody believed me anyway, so I made up a version of myself and my life that wasn't shitty. I think for the people I was around once I started making ridiculous liar friends, some of them were narcissists who enjoyed spreading rumors about other people because they thought it made them seem interesting and it was the only way they knew how to care about others is if they cared about how much they are disgusted by that person, some of them just have boring lives and want to start drama to entertain themselves, some of them have had drama spread about them and want someone else to do that to because it gives them control they were lacking. I know some of this is hard to believe because I've already admitted I used to be a compulsive liar but I went through EMDR therapy for a long time for the bullying I dealt with and parental abandonment stuff, it's not worked out all the way but I feel like compulsive lying was one of the easiest problems I learned to manage after I dropped out

[@amandab8433]

Yes my husband's coworker. Mind you this guy is in his 60's. He told everyone at his work place how he rode a plywood sheet down an elevator shaft, think Aladdin and his flying carpet 🙄. Needless to say he actually thinks people believe his daily whoppers.

[@HH-ru4bj]

Ppl love to lie about their military experiences. I work with a guy that claimed to have been a drill sergeant, while deployed in a combat zone....we don't do that in the US. We absolutely do not deploy kids to be trained on deployment with no basic and mos completion. It just doesn't happen. There's probably a law preventing that, but holy hell of all of the things one could lie about, they chose something impossible under US regs and other bloated bureaucratic procedures. It makes me irrationally angry just thinking about it.

[@SobridMusic]

My little brother is a compulsive liar: He moved to Minneapolis and got a girlfriend, told me he had a threesome with her and her cousin. I moved there a month later and went on a double-date with my brother, his gf and her cousin. I told my brother I was going to ask her if they had a threesome and he got embarrassed and asked me not to. I could tell that was definitely a lie. My brother's ex-cousin-in-law is actually the original bassist for Tool, Paul D'Amore. Not a lie. However, he said he met him at one of their family reunions and Paul taught my brother how to play the song Sober. I said I was going to ask his then-wife if that was true and he said that she wasn't there for that part. Yeah right lol I don't think he went to those kind of things seeing as how he lives in LA and we lived in eastern Washington state. He claimed that him and our uncle tag teamed one of the hottest chicks I went to high school with. Not only would've it have been way out-of-character for this girl, but she would have to severely lower her standards. My brother isn't that attractive lol and my uncle was an alcoholic junkie at that time. I wouldn't share with him no matter the girl, gross! Definitely didn't happen tho. He fishes so any story that isn't accompanied by pictures/video is probably a lie. He fell asleep while masturbating, I walked in and found him asleep with his limp dick in his hand. He tried to say that I pulled it out and put it in his hand 😂😂😂 like no bro, wtf 😂😂😂 I asked if the mother of my children spent the night over there and he said no. That turned out to be a lie :'( So I don't talk to him anymore at all, it's been over a year. He has 3 kids with 3 different women, doesn't have custody of any. I have 4 kids, 3 from the one I was with and 1 from another girl but I had full custody of all my kids. He ruined my family. She ruined our family. I'll never forgive either of them. When I told her that someday the kids will know what she did she said she didn't care. Looks like the two of them are actually the biggest liars I've ever known.

[@NicoleMP885]

Yes I had a friend who would do this (and still does) but by far my favorite story is that she's related to Mike Bloomberg. This was in 2019 when Mike Bloomberg was campaigning for president and we where all just making fun of all the presidential candidates and out of knowhere she says that she's related to Mike Bloomberg. She littlerally tried to make us believe it so hard because over the course of the next month she would send us texts like "I'm at Mike's house!"

[@raynarayskye]

My uncle Joe. Kept telling me that he was gonna take me and my friend to the arcade. I waited outside all day and some of the night. He never came. All the adults at the time kept telling me he wasn't coming, but I didn't believe them until he never came.

[@RialVestro]

I knew someone who bragged about unlocking hidden characters in Smash Brothers Melee that were either non-playable or not in the game at all but he insisted over and over that he unlocked them all as playable characters. This included Master Hand, Metal Mario, Giga Bowser, all of which were non-playable characters, plus Sonic and Tails which were announced to be in the game as an April Fools Day prank, they never were, apperently he didn't get the memo when he claimed to have them unlocked. It finally got to the point where I went over to his house just to see what characters he actually had unlocked and just as I expected none of the characters he bragged about were in there. He made up some excuse about the save file being deleted and having to start over. In retrospect he probably just did it for attention he didn't have a lot of friends, but it made a terrible first impression. On the flip side someone also told me something I thought was a lie that turned out to be true... that you actually could get a Mew in the original Pok'emon games. Though most methods for getting one were a lie the game shark cheat code was the only method that actually worked. Great job GameFreak, always having a Pok'emon in your games that requires cheating to unlock them. Also... Pok'emon have a max potential of level 100 but you'll run out of ways to grind for XP around level 75 because nothing in the game is higher than that. This basically means maxing out the levels for all your Pok'emon is also impossible without cheating.

[@joehoover7964]

I swear the game developers from West Virginia was a guy I used to know. Told me his pregnant fiancee died in a car crash, asked his dad once and he said he never hear that he was ever even engaged.

[@benstrbich8813]

12:21 “killed by the FDA.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sara_c907]

Trying to picture someone tied to a fence while someone pelts cats at them is absolutely hilarious. 😂

[@Schiebi86]

Well i´ve seen somebody chained to a (cattle)gate and pelted with rotten/mushy fruits. Yeah that was hilarious ... exept the smell.

[@glennquagmire34]

sounds like something a psychopathic crazy cat lady would do.

[@owlthepirate5997]

@@glennquagmire34 didn't the cat lady on the Simpsons do that?

[@owlthepirate5997]

@@Schiebi86 but, why???

[@Schiebi86]

@@owlthepirate5997 aparently he was throwing the same fruits at the cattle behind that gate

[@bondedcastaway3085]

My sons mother tried to convince me she didnt actually cheat on me and that she was forced to have sex by a man she constantly referred to as daddy in their text messages. Note. She tried to explain this to me as I was reading the messages. No charges were ever filed

[@mostar1219]

4:59 Why do I feel the chick's "other family" nonsense would cause a divorce instead

[@oylumo]

Had a friend in college that would lie about stuff for no apparent reason, one moment he say his parents are dead next he say his dad is 90+ years old, funnily enough i seen him with his dad when we were enrolling for the next year of college and his dad isnt dead or 90+ years old I have a few more of his bullshitting stories

[@chicouno8536]

I had a friend in middle school that was like this. He was always spouting ridiculous lies when I would pick him up in my Lamborghini. I would just let him talk though because I was busy getting roadhead by a 22 year old model anyways. he was such a loser. Eventually I just killed his parents so he would be shipped off to a foster home so I didn’t have to listen to him anymore.

[@nachoakajrod]

Knew a guy that swore he squatted 1050 lbs in high school. This was when the record was 1030 or so by Bjorn Jorgesson.

[@namerif731]

When I was young I told a story to a friend of mine saying I dug up my back yard and said I found a fully working Yu-Gi-Oh battlefield with working holograms. I don't know if he believed me or he was just playcating to my stupidity. Probably the latter.

[@acdbutrfly]

I knew a girl, she told everyone she had foot cancer, her boyfriend died in a car crash, and she was pregnant. We were 12

[@kathryngooden892]

That aikido one really got me. I earned my Nidan a couple years ago and have heard people try to BS aikido to me a LOT (doesn’t help I’m a small female). My first thought was “that’s not how that works” and my face just cringed because …does that guy even know what aikido is???

[@velvetvonblack5707]

I have a headache now from the amount of facepalms! " sokka why is your forehead red?"

[@owlthepirate5997]

What is a sokka? Is it like one sock, instead of a pair? Although, I do like your red hair and makeup, sir..

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you: _I think that kid might be the Avatar!_

[@blacktiger2154]

A girl in my class in primary school was spouting the most ridiculous lies. Her origin was somewhat south Asian and I knew where she lived which wasn’t the best building. Some of the things she said was that in the biggest bead of her bracelet (cheap thing) was the first shooting scar that ever fell on earth, she was the princess of Pakistan, her uncle was Shah Rukh Khan, her other uncle was the president of Pakistan (though she was the princess?), that her father was a billionaire, that she got 12,000€ pocket money a week, described her house as the coolest shit ever (like I said I knew where she lived, it was a small apartment in a damaged building) and just so much more bullshit 😂 Sorry for the bad English

[@blacktiger2154]

And another person, but I believe she really had pseudology, bc she would say different lies about the same thing in one conversation and when she was showing us proof it was pictures she cut out and glued together herself, not even photoshop or sth, she would literally print out a picture of herself 3 tomes, didn’t even bother taking 3 different, cut them out, glue them on the same paper and say this was a picture of her and her two other triplet sisters.

[@gimmesometruth9507]

Yes, my sister. Been doing it all her life and has got worse with age

[@FrostedGalaxies]

I was super nïeve and gullible when I was a kid and one of my friends told me that her grandfather invented the washing machine but told me not to tell anyone. It's super easily disproven by a simple google search but I believed her any way. She also told me that she had a massive two story tree house that her father built but I went to her house a few years later and there weren't even any trees. I also remember her saying something about having a PS4 a year before it was released

[@FrostedGalaxies]

I had a different friend a few years later that I was so sure she was lying about how these youtubers, who were very popular at the time, were her cousins. Some time later someone else showed me a photo from her bat mitzvah and the youtubers were right there next to my friend.

[@rotmann2015]

„My phone fell into the water and now always has 100%“ no Liam your phone isn’t immortal it’s not like a person getting struck by lightning and getting superpowers.

[@ZiggyonMars]

My ex told me once he had a long lost twin brother that had written to him and he never knew about him. Never brought it up again lol.

[@lorettaknoelk3475]

This lady tried to tell me bank atms lock and do certain things because she inserted an O Owe You note

[@bunjichronologic5865]

The Donald Duck liar...was he trying to take credit for the Adam Sandler stand up things?

[@littleplague5988]

My boyfriend's friend Larry. Talks, but can't walk the walk. His house has been taken over by car parts for his project..... A Ford Escort...

[@neverbuyadodge910]

The monthly stipend for being adopted is real . I am a foster parent .

[@Tetsujinhanmaa]

Lol! Did they change the ASVAB? Cuz 99 ain't shit. I got a 134 back in 2000. And no one with a hookup would enlist as undesignated. The literal second thing I tell people interested in the Navy is "pick a job". Only fools go the striker route.

[@adamwebb9545]

I had a rumor started I lost a testicle in the war. I was 16 or 17 and people would genuinely come up and give me sympathy and ask to see it. Kids are dumb AF.

[@glennquagmire34]

WHAT THE HELL? THEY ASKED TO SEE YOUR TESTICLE AS IF YOU CARRIED IT AROUND IN A JAR LIKE A TROPHY?

[@adamwebb9545]

@@glennquagmire34 no like my lack of testical.

[@adamwebb9545]

@@glennquagmire34 I’m starving, let’s get some wings.

[@eddyhoopin]

*Walks up* "Sorry you lost your t******* man, that sucks. Can I see it??"

[@owlthepirate5997]

@@adamwebb9545 I want some wings! What kind? Hot wings, barbecue, or naked?

[@kimsmith1746]

Preemie co-worker...This sounds like the woman learned this behavior growing up. I will lay odds the story she told about her birth is a further embellishment of the already embellished story her mother told. Her birth weight was, in fact, low...likely her mother drank alcohol during pregnancy, not enough to make it obvious FAS but enough for her to be so small that she looked premature. Both mother and daughter just run with it.

[@Babbolozada]

Please make the text smaller.

[@LaserKatze]

Bro the text is small as f ick and it’s Reddit The text is like that

[@Babbolozada]

@@LaserKatze I know right? Why does no other reddit page have the same issue? Its solved with putting less text on the screen on any given minute.

[@rickyleeufc]

I had this mate who served in the army.. he said once his fellow comrade took a bullet to the foot and the bullet deflected up his leg and blown his head off...🤷 Same guy took a RPG to his vehicle and it completely blown the entire vehicle up apart from his side good job it was left hand drive or I'd be a gonna he said... Yea ok

[@zacharyarchbold4097]

I had a friend who ate my Nutella sandwich in front of me, and then a day later told me he didn’t eat it.

[@thefirstkingdogo1126]

Bro, how did he even dare that bros dont steal food :/

[@bouclechocolat]

My dad lol he'd lie to ME about things I said

[@glennquagmire34]

18:26, what the actual fuck did they say? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!

[@kendoruslink7017]

My dad works at Nintendo

[@McCaler]

I once knew this 1 kid in high school who told everyone that his father was a trained ninja master, his father was killed by a ninja & all of the ninja masters from all across the world have to travel to him & train him to be a ninja warrior. ......then he became a bad kid & started to engage in fights with other students. A few years later,.....he had threatened to shoot up my old high school & that news was on the radio. Fast forward about 15 or more years later,...he was in the news again for physically assaulting a couple with a bottle of bear mace & a hatchet.

[@eddyhoopin]

So his father was a ninja master trained from other ninja masters from across the world and he was killed by a singular ninja?

[@McCaler]

@@eddyhoopin …….. That was his entertaining story.

[@eddyhoopin]

@@McCaler the fact they were in high school is even sadder

[@McCaler]

And makes one person question the part about how was this kid nurtured while he was growing up.

[@themaddoctor5304]

My brother will lie all the time, about the littlest things that don't really matter. I swear he does it just to start drama and get attention.

[@lissie8602]

Yes someone I was in a mental hospital with said she had heart surgery as a child but has no scar

[@howtowithelizabeth7513]

She could of had a heart stent put in which is done through an artery

[@lissie8602]

@@howtowithelizabeth7513 she told me open heart surgery

[@eddyhoopin]

why were you in a mental hospital

[@lissie8602]

@@eddyhoopin I have EUPD

[@owlthepirate5997]

@@lissie8602 what is eupd?? Never heard of it.. I was in several when I was 12 for major depression, and trying to commit suicide, and yes, they had back then (mid 90's) and now, mental wards for children.. the youngest there, was 6 years old! She was there because she tried to kill her baby brother! She freaked everyone out. We were mainly teen and pre-teens, who were suicidal and depressed (an arsonist, compulsive liar, lol, and a 16 year old who stopped talking) so she was an anomaly.

[@sliderx1897]

My younger cousin told her teacher she couldn't do her homework cuz she had joined the navy and they didnt have internet on the ship...

[@jeff89129]

Mr. Bo Honick. Lied about every single thing. I wonder if he even knew he was lying. Good times.

[@owlthepirate5997]

Are you talking to yourself, or just making a general statement? 🤔

[@uncleslumbago7594]

12:25 guys I’m wanted by the food and drug administration. I gotta watch my back so they don’t put nutritional value on me

[@lesliefrazier1316]

To the Louie fan what ever happened to Jizzzandapuss ! Seeing him for the second time in September! He ain’t doing none of that shit! Great story!

[@nitza6255]

My boss is the biggest liar i know. If you tell him a story he did it to and better. I told him about my brother being in intelligence in the army and yup he was intelligence in his country. He went to his country a few months ago for business but then told me he went to give a conference in the army 😒 he hasn't been active in more the 35 years and can't figure out how to download a simple app on the phone. If we sell 1500 in the store he tells everyone he sold 4000. But he is good man if any off us needs help he doesn't think twice he tell us family first work second that the only reason I stay.

[@perrystalsisworldofbiology767]

In Australia, we have a tradition of many guys being what we call bullshit artists. But some of these stories are crazy.

[@Purge_v3]

I had friends that would lie about how much they drink like he tells me all the time about how he drinks so much but everytime I drink with him he only drinks a fraction of what he says he does and hes loaded off his ass and making himself puke because he feels like shit so yeah thats easy to figure out and hes lied about how hes been fired too

[@francisky007]

The biggest liar? Please, is in my country

[@darkredfox]

I had a friend who basically said he chopped off his finger one time during the knife game when he was like five I believe you can get your finger reattached if it was cut off or something but he has no scar from it and he says about the scar already faded away and he's only in his teenager years and plus he just lies about a lot of things but tries to past lives if it's some kind of Truth like there was one time you said he built a whole city inside of a game he played which plane out I don't really believe that

[@darkredfox]

He also thinks he has so much money in the so-called connections I went to his house multiple times and it is just in a wreck he says his family is so rich they can just buy a mansion but they don't want to and also he says he's done adult things with so much people and he knows something famous people like he just said he met one stream at one time and he beat him out of game if anyone reads this I hope you know this person is just a true liar and plus he doesn't even answers any of our calls and he'll just make up lies straight off air and of course if I say something important like oh hey Minecraft was getting canceled but of course I saw a prank on the internet so I basically screenshot it and made it a little shorter pictures that way all the KZbin like buttons were out and the background so look like some real thing from Twitter of course when I send that he replies right away but of course if I say hey you want to talk about something he never answers but of course if I mentioned do you want to come over to my house he answers right away and plus he stinks like a skunk he so called takes showers what I do believe he actually takes showers but I just don't believe he uses soap

[@glennquagmire34]

once had to go to the hospital because i was playing the knife game and stabbed the knife into my hand. had to get stiches and have a scar.

[@darkredfox]

@@glennquagmire34 now I bet I can believe that but he said he chopped his whole finger off and had to go to the hospital and get it reattached then he shows me the finger and there's no scar and he said he did this one he was like five and thank you for replying

[@potatokitty]

These people should be using their talents for shitposts.

[@keybored67]

5:46 Im going to question janes word first

[@christopherburnham1612]

Does Meghan Markle and Prince Harry count

[@lsdmolelekki]

"Designated semun"

[@F_championsxeditz]

15:45 but he is american

[@remc0s]

We have a guy like this at work. He's from a work program for special needs people, so nobody takes him seriously, but still.

[@FalloutJack]

Donald Trump. *Obligatory statement*