WHO SCORED THE BEST SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH GOAL?

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[@MHGFTW]

I like Vik's startegy most. "If I don't know where I'm shooting, the keeper won't either." Mind games...

[@emmac1295]

haha

[@____-hp2sd]

haha

[@vexi.5947]

haha

[@-.__.447]

haha

[@manthansolanki1262]

haha

[@anonymoose7930]

Don’t even have to watch to know Vik’s penalty and Simon’s half way line are top tier

[@snipzg2669]

Anony Moose Asultz w2s banned from fifa kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJLEY3iYath4oMU

[@Hi-so5rs]

Only reason why vikks is top tier is cause it’s vikk a pen is nothing to be impressed about

[@pixelpoop5024]

Uno Reverse Card Asultz w2s banned from fifa kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJLEY3iYath4oMU

[@anonymoose7930]

Uno Reverse card yeah but knowing them they’re gonna put it in top tier for bants... that and the comment section would probably slew them

[@KlenW]

Vikk's penalty is what made the whole event, no cap vikk is GOAT xD

[@StratzPlays]

Castro's goal is actually so underrated. The distance he had to travel to reach the header, whilst also cutting across his man to find the bottom corner. Was a very difficult finish tbh!

[@oisinsej6440]

Fact.. should’ve been F2 Approved

[@randomdorey4854]

Absolutely, ethan being such a dick as if he'd score that if given a chance

[@turpaljachiajev5662]

and this while manny's one was basically a tap in.

[@Ooogwaaayyy]

For real, that was some Miroslav Klose type striker play.

[@aldin277]

Time?

[@jamesjon6642]

I like how vikk try’s to seem engaged but really wants to go back to playing cod

[@banterlona8166]

Same with harry and his drafts

[@mauriceiscracked]

and Tobi has nothing else to do so hes just patiently waiting and only speaking when he needs to

[@bobjones5869]

Repify tobi contributes nothing to the sidemen he is by far the least funny

[@sameeh420]

He really was engaged

[@muazimranalvi4015]

@@bobjones5869 its vikk tbh

[@qetty_twitch]

Tobi looks so proud when they’re looking at Manny’s goals. Wholesome

[@RippYoutube8201]

Simon had a goal in every tier, that's a flex

[@divbuster007]

Giraffe Man all of vikk’s goals were agueroooooo ..now that is a real flex

[@notjeff8614]

Weirdly also not a flex coz half his goals were shit technically

[@024anasshaji2]

Not Jeff but the fact that he scored these many goals in just 3 matches is indeed a flex

[@ishi7800]

@@notjeff8614 you are so salty mate

[@y.a4]

Divbuster007 yeah but it’s vikk that’s why it’s in aguero if someone else did that goal it would be in meh or mill

[@keanenwalters-bayliss6687]

Never seen Harry and jj so consistent with each other before 😂 Harry: It’s a meh!!!! JJ: THANKYOU ITS A MEHHHH

[@andreasm9372]

@@azizamussa3843 how can I say no to such a convincing statement

[@frek3436]

666 likes i cant like it

[@Brooker7]

Maloops only

[@azizamussa3843]

@@andreasm9372 mallops

[@BustahScruggz]

Lol So True

[@disconekted7158]

I love seeing Tobi laugh and smile when him and he's brother celebrates together

[@bluelijah]

Harry's face said "I wish I had scored" the entire video

[@mkam17.]

Tbh he didnt play an attacking position in both games and 80% of the time he was CB

[@ishi7800]

@@mkam17. he played as a cb because he is bad at attack

[@maxmclean5478]

@@mkam17. Ethan was defending alot as well yet people are still saying he's bad for not scoring

[@kamichamp2549]

Jimmy Neutron except Harry was still better at defending Han Ethan

[@lasky1526]

@@kamichamp2549 but for the 3rd match ethan was decent

[@aryanvirdi458]

Tobi’s proud face whenever he sees his brother score is so wholesome

[@alveehasnat5269]

He looks like a proud dad

[@Omar22939]

ok

[@gyanpool2321]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnqmXqqOgdecqNU

[@gyanpool2321]

Honeslty tho before you slap that dislike atleast give it a try : D

[@secyladyman8817]

@@gyanpool2321 you were kind about it so gave it a watch and my my its good man also very cute doggo hope you get the subs you deserve

[@bertiecoppin]

When simon has a goal in every category...... but all vik's goals be top category

[@springgota]

Lmaooo

[@rakibulkhan2977]

Yup, vik's a beast

[@raidahh6161]

Rakibul Khan frrrr

[@BANGTAN-fv3xh]

Simon is just the GOAT man. Best football player of the sidemen by miles 🐐

[@solus2074]

@@BANGTAN-fv3xh you misspelled Vik

[@annualleopard3063]

Weller's goal is actually so underrated. That flicked finish at the near post while facing away from goal... it's a clever run and an even tidier finish.

[@Unknown-vt3mh]

26:23 the way Harry drinks his water, bless himmm 😂

[@dh0055]

Ethan: ran the whole pitch just to get into the celebration and they finished it Ethan watching it: 😐

[@cayden.m3720]

A bot copied your comment

[@felixvines1]

Lmaooo

[@morgan7]

comedy gold here 😐

[@sajmae7221]

@@cayden.m3720 r

[@AttackOnGamer]

ethan: calling everyone else bad and harshly critiquing them also ethan: didn't score a single goal throughout all 3 matches

[@swattoolblaastoose1761]

He thinks he’s sick now he’s thinner theirs a reason he was out in defense he was fat as fuck, talking about other defenders not running honestly he did nothing in any of the games.

[@lizziesskye]

mpants I’m pissing myself 😭

[@apeachonahill8059]

Swat tool Blaastoose Stop crying it’s not that deep

[@andyomondi_]

@@swattoolblaastoose1761 Mate you're just a prick let's see if yu could even run a quarter of a full-sized pitch before getting a heart attack.

[@helloitsme4307]

Swat tool Blaastoose there’s*

[@AadilKB]

The header is literally a golden moment in the whole match ffs HAHAHA

[@mba2191]

Castro’s living rent free in Ethan’s head.....

[@davepatel7633]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6KbppWXgsdpp5Y

[@salvolive]

Yo don’t not read name (Also Rip George Floyd)

[@donotpressonmyprofilpic8346]

Lol

[@faizaan_787]

@@davepatel7633 ur dad

[@certiomz]

rip george floyd

[@ciar8242]

Vikks hat is the only thing keeping me alive during this lockdown

[@stcn]

i agree lol

[@wilson7790]

Your life must be pretty boring then.

[@Danijzi]

@@wilson7790 Everyone's is during this lockdown.

[@chumimin8820]

@@Danijzi no

[@Danijzi]

@@chumimin8820 Good for you

[@sSylff]

Nobody: Ethan when someone disagrees with him: **tHe tABleS fCked**

[@Kyriaaaa]

He’s begging it in this vid

[@msh1985]

Nah in this vid hes actually right

[@nykhilsandhu]

Shaedul Castro’s header was class, he was quite salty and doesn’t know much about football

[@cedwards1912]

@@msh1985 Castro's header could happen in a real game, almost none of the others could

[@jimjo1553]

@@nykhilsandhu castro's header was sick. If we ignore josh just sittin there with his finger up his arse

[@lewislifts11]

can i point out that simon had a goal in every category 😂

[@ZULOBEY28]

And ethan didn’t

[@trollinape2697]

@@ZULOBEY28 he was a defender

[@neivebroughton4723]

@@trollinape2697 Simon is still a better football player regardless

[@thunderblade9251]

@@neivebroughton4723 well if you are a defender you aren't just running up the field shooting and leaving your position, i have yet to score a goal in my 2 years of playing a defender in football

[@neivebroughton4723]

@@thunderblade9251 I know that. I didn’t say otherwise. I just said that Simon is still a better footballer. I’m not basing that on the fact that Ethan didn’t score goals, I wasn’t even the one that made the comment saying that. As someone that has watched every Sidemen football video that has been uploaded and rewatched most of them plenty of times, I can confidently say Simon is a better footballer. Ethan has improved a lot recently though and it’s good to see. I hope you get what I’m saying bro

[@kianleetch9082]

When Harry and jj team up its impossible for anyone to win😂

[@terminatorw1222]

Well they won

[@YakiOnigiriZoro]

Not unless Ethan complains, too op

[@crazycraft3076]

Yakki tho only thing Ethan did through the vid was complaining

[@JO-nz9yw]

CrazyCraft so true for all the sidemen tier list, he heavily criticized everyone but he hasn’t done anything

[@realnimrod8891]

awkward silence while watching clip.... Vikk: AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@j.s-r2s986]

What time

[@xenox940]

probably doesnt know who he is its bare cringy

[@Moon-yd2ok]

@@xenox940 this kid thinks hes so hard

[@JordynNexus]

The vik penalty was the most wholesome thing to come out of the three games, both teams celebrating as well😄

[@jaywithani2753]

Actually made me emotional just because it’s lockdown and I miss shit like this

[@mithushan]

"Bring Castro down" - Amercia 1962

[@toxiccutie2835]

Well done tonight neuer

[@giraff3560]

Castro’s header is actually really good. To time a header at that speed and to place it bottom corner is really hard.

[@maazsuri3143]

IKR!!! and Ethan is being such a bitch about it too. His celebration also looked something straight out of Fifa.

[@ssseeee5116]

yea ikr. almost none of them could do that. takes mad skill/luck/whatever to place that bottom corner from where he was

[@bryancardoz3183]

Castro's header was sick, none of the sidemen would've scored such a header... jj and harry was right

[@Kitumi578]

yeah especially when you place it in the corner opposite to the direction you were running.

[@caolanmccallum8989]

Ye but it’s the rest of the play that brings it down, the cross was a floater, there was one defender who stood still and he had a good 5-6 seconds to cross it

[@tomscho_6639]

Here are some More Sidemen ideas that you can do whilst stuck in quarantine: 1 - IQ test 2 - Prop hunt Gmod 3 - Guess who Gmod 4 - More GTA 5 - Uno 6 - Trivial pursuit 7 - Monopoly 8 - Gang beasts 9 - Sidemen give advice 2 10 - Cards against humanity 11 - Jackbox with different guests 12 - Murder mystery 13 - More Minecraft (maybe mini games rather than one survival world) 14 - Mario Kart 15 - London 2012 or Tokyo 2020 16 - Rocket League 17 - More pro clubs 18 - More Reddit videos 19 - More quiplash And here are some Sidemen Sunday ideas: 1 - Online cook off 2 - Huge Sidemen Kahoot 3 - Podcasts with guests (e.g. Stephen Tries) 4 - Sidemen gain the most weight in 24 hours (quarantine edition) 5 - Sidemen lose the most weight in 24 hours (quarantine edition) 6 - Box of Lies (quarantine edition) 7 - Sidemen Roast 2 (quarantine edition) 8 - Sidemen online school with Phil and Stephen

[@snipzg2669]

Tom Asultz w2s banned from fifa kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJLEY3iYath4oMU

[@Joe-1878]

I swear I see this comment in every sidemen vid

[@Kayklip]

Some of these would be good ideas..the iq test one sounds like one that they should do..would be hilarious

[@miguelgarza9780]

These ideas are beast

[@kt_throwaway9994]

I watched a video of a couple guys betting on street fights last night. That would be interesting.

[@jl9084]

Simon: The one who whines the most. Ethan: Hold my Beer.

[@JJP100]

Forreal tho. But since simon has been hosting all these moresidemen videos he seems to have cooled down

[@bradsivse2031]

Yeh he takes it so seriously, I couldn't care less, it's just funny

[@maybe2761]

Why does everyone care so much about this if anything it’s more content

[@Mario-by2ci]

Ethan whines in every tier list video

[@dania4407]

stfu. you new sidemen fans are ruining everything.

[@xJiggsx]

26:22 Harry drinks like a 5 year old XD (no hate)

[@hesha8151]

Nah XD the cup is just big m8

[@toxiccutie2835]

@@hesha8151 bloody massiveeee

[@blackmessi204]

hahahahahahaha

[@normaalebanaan9582]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@billymanley390]

Castro’s goal was probably the best finish. He is running across goal, beats his man and directs the header in the opposite way he is running which is difficult. And he is short

[@joshgoshgaming3049]

Agreed especially for his size that man G.O.A.T.

[@arthurvk3007]

exactly man, ethan pissed me off

[@Essien419]

Josh didn’t attempt to defend that Castro had no pressure at all

[@rattyfatty246]

i agreed with Vikk its AGUERROOOOOOOO

[@SPlompie]

You Guys are trippin, what the actual fuck, it’s not that good it’s decent

[@SaadAli-lt3cz]

You can tell Harry can’t wait till they finish recording so he can jump back on to fifa doing drafts

[@KO-pt3ib]

yep 😂

[@elias2366]

Tekika Beats that wasn’t very funny

[@tiarnancurrie]

Elias it was pretty good

[@fxblxnz]

DONT WAIST THE MIXTURE

[@sterlsoli]

Yh you can see that so Explicitly 😂

[@JacobJohnThacker]

Ethan: “I won’t watch football again you lot” If I supported west ham I would not want to watch football either.

[@saalaarahmed3449]

It's funny because he's supporting Liverpool nowadays

[@nasifsiddiquey8867]

If I supported Arsenal I wouldn't either. But hey, no one wants to say anything about JJ right

[@davepatel7633]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6KbppWXgsdpp5Y

[@salvolive]

Yo don’t not read name (Also Rip George Floyd)

[@beanheadshlingle3640]

@@saalaarahmed3449 how you know?

[@alishachowdhury1343]

i love how much tobi smiles when he’s watching manny ☺️

[@louismasters9198]

castro’s header is so underrated, the movement and flick is quality. yes josh didn’t move but that doesn’t take away from the finish.

[@robertj-w6100]

Louis Masters Ball shouldn’t have come in, the cross was unmarked and so was the header

[@LenZr]

Sidemen: putting any goal below Castro’s Ethan: WHY IS CASTRO F2

[@salvolive]

Don’t read☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

[@fwJTB]

@@salvolive just doing that because you want people to view your video. Nice try.

[@tiagofm2014]

and Ethan puts viks penalty as AGUERROOO

[@cathalcarey91]

Tiago FM because it’s vik

[@JV-if3jz]

@@cathalcarey91 vik is indian penalty specialist.he tricked the goalie like a god 😬😁

[@vassarloveland]

Harry and JJ: Agree on something Everyone: Liked that

[@j.praveen5553]

Yessir that was the best

[@tr3nc]

They weren't arguing bef

[@sleepyabby6421]

how tf did castro get decent when he scored the only header in all 3 games

[@ekamrr9375]

It was literally just a better version of simons cross to tobi

[@beet7330]

Compared to the other goals in f2 approved it was decent ik a header is bare hard but it was not on the same level as Tobi or Simons goal

[@jahazielrameshwar561]

Castro goal was shit he didn't even know way to direct it.....it just slipped of the side of his head. You Lot know nothing about the game

[@elliottash7618]

Jahaziel Rameshwar you know nothing about this did you see how high it went and then he just heads it perfectly in the corner

[@jahazielrameshwar561]

@@elliottash7618 okay kid whatever you say when u start to watch actual football talk to me

[@ConnorTaylor93LFC]

Castro’s goal is actually sick, he’s had to run in and reach a cross and get it across the keeper with his head and beat his man to the ball. Manny’s was open and a tap in.

[@TheKingslayr_11]

Sure 😂 F2 approved it seems

[@randy4thenguyen106]

nah but josh slacking is what puts it off. Like josh in that clip was horrendous, man didn’t even jump.

[@arnavaw2121]

Manny got past 3

[@Bryaneng27]

dont know why ethan was hating on him lol ethan didnt even score any goal

[@chuag98]

Gerrard scored a similar goal against Hungary in '06

[@sophiapaj100]

in these tier vids it always ends up being harry, jj, and vik VS. simon, josh, tobi, and ethan lmaooo

[@parissa5911]

Sophia Paj and usually it’s Harry jj and vik being right lool

[@jayko6459]

Its actually harry, jj, and vik vs. simon, josh, and tobi. Ethan is on his own side crying about how the list is fucked

[@TheRealistAsian]

harry and vik definitely just stay real to how they see what theyre ranking whereas it always seems like others are gassing things up/down

[@aquariusfc]

Badlilvibe . No it’s not, I love them, but Harry and JJ are infamously some of the dumbest in the crew sometimes, and Vik just loves to do his own thing and has fun (not actually taking it seriously).

[@eirikophus3470]

Badlilvibe . Definetly not

[@sswifty9612]

26:15 look at Harry 😂😂 he looks like a little kid drinking with two hands

[@sleepyabby6421]

He kinda has the mind of a kid still haha

[@yummysammich]

26:22 omg the way harry sips his water

[@baro7369]

If they did another charity match they would sell out, no cap because the sidemen have grown so much since then.

[@joshgoshgaming3049]

They sold out twice

[@baro7369]

@@joshgoshgaming3049 ye but last charity match they didnt and thats probably the main reason they havent done another one

[@tayebbasit]

@@joshgoshgaming3049 they didn't sell out first and last. Maybe the second

[@xxWildflowxx]

HUGE CAP

[@Gremagory]

Tayeb they wouldn’t have sold out first since it was at Southampton stadium

[@aishaelsadeeq]

They should do a tier list on all sidemens hairstyle just to piss Jj off

[@finnwilde]

@Razhel Barnachea Don't forget Simon.

[@jackmack.]

@@finnwilde not really, his is just different coloured dyes

[@zacktan1403]

@@odhrangallagher Baldski would be top tier

[@manavsharma1740]

well then...

[@DoBronxera]

U predicted it

[@hannespersson8722]

I feel like Ethan doesn’t understand how hard it is to get the timing and placement right on that header

[@gabrielvachon3590]

I would like to see him do a header😂

[@arthurvk3007]

exactly

[@rattyfatty246]

guy couldn't score with his foot let alone his head

[@ryanfc2985]

9/10 the header comes down to luck you can only guide it so far but the goal wasn't that great 🤷‍♂️

[@alimt3809]

Frasxr FN ‘you can only guide it so far’ tf is gonna take it away? The ball goes where you aim if you’re good, that header took skill, anyone with football knowledge or experience knows that that’s one of the hardest goals to score

[@JoesStuff]

90% of these comments are all about ethan😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

lol

[@cameronhutton2811]

No wonder, acting like he should be on sky sports with carragher when in reality he would make steve mcmanaman and michael owen sound like the second coming of early gary neville on mnf.

[@pumpybumper7200]

Well he is talking so much even though he had no highlight or goals in the match.

[@mystics..]

Innit lmao

[@elcuh8796]

cuz fuck him he acting like he can talk when vik got more goals then him in these games

[@PastimeTV]

Ngl a header is more harder to hit than a play on your stronger foot. Castro’s goal personally was one of the best

[@willhardb3433]

James Faulks 😂😂

[@ruairiobrien8239]

American check

[@sugsllewoh1017]

more harder

[@seanmcleod4725]

More harder

[@cianmahady5670]

Ye like Ethan was so strongly against Castro's goal but it's a hard technique and I say Ethan could never do that if he tried

[@dogeny4231]

Why's Ethan acting like the Godfather of football when he nearly died trying to do a bicycle kick once

[@Lol-zj1kl]

bruh

[@popupoo7]

LMFAOOOO

[@uhiethannitharsan7951]

😂😂😂

[@artguer27]

Castro goal mad hard to do lmao

[@delilaromero3787]

lmao you could just see that JJ was getting sooooo annoyed with him

[@CristianoRonaldo-zi7tt]

Ethan's Just Pissed Because He didn't Score and Desperately Wanted To, 🤣

[@jakubkoprijebany]

Ethan was a fucking ball back then, and he isn't made for football even nowadays, when he isn't a ball, he's a white, smaller Akinfenwa

[@fiodfio3910]

@@jakubkoprijebany nobody was meant for football in these matches and he wasn't a forward so no he didn't score just who is fast and lucky with exceptions

[@gustavtandy8867]

Fiod Fio not pro football but Simon and Tobi are sick

[@joeyoleary9173]

Anthony Thomas agreed but he j goes after it in such an aggressive/toxic way like the other three can’t have an opinion

[@TTTRRR]

@@anthonythomas he did keep bringing it up, instead of waiting to review at the end, like they said they'd do multiple times. I thought it was funny and giving your opinion is the point of the video, but some probably got bored of it/ found it annoying.

[@vnvodich21]

Ethan was crying for a solid 40 minutes just to put castro’s goal down whilst harry at the same time supported our boy and satisfied with the list no matter what

[@lol-bg4wh]

it was a shit goal bro harry delusional thanking that was a good goal

[@archiewall124]

@@lol-bg4wh The Castro goal is one of the most difficult to do. You’d know that if you played football he heads it backwards. That’s extremely difficult to do.

[@lol-bg4wh]

@@archiewall124 your either 7 or a dellusional hitting a header down is not hard

[@krutarthlokhande1659]

@@lol-bg4wh ‘shit goal’ go play some football irl

[@yaswanthreddy5913]

@@krutarthlokhande1659 It wasnt a shit goal but it's not that hard either. Manny's single touch was harder. Cuz the cross in was flat and easy to head

[@cedwards1912]

I aint gonna lie Ethan's a dusty baller he aint pulling that Castro header off

[@bobhed6928]

Fr

[@harrisanzala5831]

clementedwards1 dusty baller 😂😂😂

[@nykhilsandhu]

Trust me, that was a class header

[@ionfwmilo2835]

DUSTY BALLER LMAOOO

[@stillnopickles5212]

Nykhil Sandhu how? That cross was toooo cold but that header is shite. One man in the box and that one man didn't move. Easy goal. He literally made it harder for himself by trying a header

[@Amy-hx8ev]

*Me goes to comments* *Comments*: Ethan's pressed. He's mad he didn't even score. He's dissing Castro.

[@faizaan_787]

@@davepatel7633 ur dad

[@oothmane21]

He is ignoring the cross the run by Castro and blaming it on josh cos he didn’t move ... that doesn’t make sense

[@tflguedes]

Innit, everyone's so pressed over literally everything nowadays

[@maxmclean5478]

@@oothmane21 it was shite compared to the other goals tho

[@johnlennan4733]

😂 well said

[@mk12377]

can we talk about how there were 19 goals and simon scored 6 of them

[@seda7385]

He didn’t score any when jinx and josh pierters where there in the back

[@paveljuga7068]

And zero against good defenders

[@typethorn8496]

@@paveljuga7068 willne is world class wdym

[@paveljuga7068]

@@typethorn8496 I heard Arsene Wenger said he is the best defender he has ever seen.

[@BANGTAN-fv3xh]

@@paveljuga7068 Lol u salty Simon is literally the best football player of the sidemen

[@alliaumechouteau4219]

Why tf is ethan hating on castro's header so much its actually a really gd goal

[@jang6504]

Summary of this Teir List vid: Simon: nah nah nah nah nah nah Harry: ITS MEHHHH ITS MEH! Josh: In the middle lad. Vikk: ... Tobi: No worries we can change it later. JJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO Ethan: THE TEIR IS FUCKED

[@aj3706]

*Pretty much*

[@androidpackking5546]

Pretty much

[@amayshenoy3946]

I think vikk said AGUEROOOOOO more than jj

[@salvolive]

Don’t read☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

[@theonlyvhk28]

Tier*

[@shadowthegp692]

I feel like Ethan was comparing the goals to Premier League standard instead of a group of slightly overweight mid-twenty year olds kicking a football around a league2 team stadium

[@paulcourtney3002]

its acctually a championship stadium

[@nath5986]

It’s a premier league and a championship ground mate

[@shadowthegp692]

@@nath5986 ik but it doesn't sound as good if you say a premier League stadium 😄

[@anaypanchmatia3450]

They aren’t overweight really

[@oyra3567]

Anay Panchmatia ethan and josh were

[@ismaileldahshan1445]

JJ,Harry and vikk clearly understand fooball the most.

[@user-dj3fo7hk9t]

Sarcasm?

[@johnbaker9167]

[] obviously

[@AD-ge1bz]

Tobi does as well but he just wants Manny's goal to be higher cuz he's his brother

[@davidpanken]

[] You act like Sheldon from TBBT. Of course it’s sarcasm!!

[@abnv18]

@@AD-ge1bz yoo he was kidding calm down fam

[@deimos1929]

37:00 Ethan's at his phone on video AGAIN

[@heddadybvadskog-nebb5603]

Tobi watching his own goals: perfectly calm and analytical Tobi watching Manny's goals: smile as big as humanly possible and eyes filled with pride

[@jacko143]

Ethan doesn't realise how hard that header from Castro was I'm telling you now he couldn't do that

[@sugsllewoh1017]

Restwaiy the fact that Ethan couldn’t doesn’t all of a sudden make it a better goal

[@ashyknees653]

Ethan was right here, he was pissing me off the entire video but he was right, it's a deeeecent not an F2 approved

[@alimt3809]

Sug Sllewoh true but it’s still crazy difficult

[@scott_2420]

Ethan is an agueroooooooo with his overhead kick last year

[@JoeBird_]

ETHAN DOES REALISE PEOPLE CAN HAVE THEIR OWN OPINION

[@romelnegut2005]

He does and he voiced his opinion.

[@randomdorey4854]

@@romelnegut2005 He was actually forcing his on everyone, not just putting it out there

[@manlikemarley2703]

@@romelnegut2005 you can voice ur own opinion without calling everyone else's shit tho

[@jeremy6435]

Romel Negut and then he sulks when it doesn’t go his way. He’s a fucking child

[@harrynielsen1282]

Jeremy wait r u banting or u for real ?

[@killianmccluff36]

The Castro one is so difficult because on the one hand I’ve seen aguero score a goal just like that but the defending is shocking. My heart wants it to be F2 approved but my head says it’s Decent. Really difficult one maybe if you consider the moment it might sway you if you think it was a goal that made the crowd go wild.

[@Matthew-bu7fg]

Castro's goal is F2 approved. No question.

[@killianmccluff36]

@@Matthew-bu7fg I would have it in F2 Approved

[@alsoduke991]

Josh: What are you eating? JJ: **with a mouthful** iM nOt

[@nino1397]

He is eating some...meat

[@salvolive]

Don’t read☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

[@monismazhar6581]

Nobody: Ethan at every tier: why is castro header at f2 approved

[@SelfMadeHero04]

And he was right. Why the fuck was it there? Its shit on so many levels. It shouldve been in Meh or Mill.

[@J-roll1]

Dead joke format

[@andresaare1802]

He was so annoying

[@sameersingh1070]

@@andresaare1802 He was right.

[@monismazhar6581]

@@SelfMadeHero04 getting a header in bottom corner when running to get it is hard so he deserved f2

[@NPC868]

Castro's header was actually class! Ethan just mad because even rice had better highlights than him...

[@crazycraft3076]

He was too fat to do shit back then now he mad

[@charlieandrews6944]

Funny how everyones like Ethan a in inspiration Simon's so funny then they bitch off of one thing

[@marianseidl662]

Im Willing to bet Money That if Ethan Had a 100 tries he wouldnt sink one of those Headers like Castro did

[@xvx_lol_skooter_xvx8825]

On Charlie Morley aswell

[@lol-bg4wh]

you are a 2020 sidemen fan clearly

[@gracierayla6303]

Simon: **starts talking about deji** Ethan: **laughs like deji** 16:41

[@peeeat8981]

that scared the actual shit out of me I thought it was actually deji laughing

[@tayyub7182]

Idk why he brought it up tho. He wearing goggles

[@-waqsa]

Is this how its really comin out?

[@saml1865]

Ethan should take notes on how Tobi, Josh & Simon agreed that Castro’s goal was decent but managed to not cry about it for 10 minutes straight

[@giovanniduran7549]

Idk man Behz crying is satisfying af 😂

[@ade2776]

@@giovanniduran7549 ye innit

[@Daniel-oz6qu]

And now youre crying about it

[@ninadrahman6258]

Made it entertaining didn't it?

[@divyanshkaushal1546]

Its for the views bud.. u have to overreact...JJ does that all the time

[@pooface3733]

I feel like vikk has changed a lot during quarantine

[@tasangerbakes]

in what sense

[@patrikgajcevic8123]

@@tasangerbakes he's funnier and more confident

[@dukez5568]

@@patrikgajcevic8123 more confident 100%

[@cjpearce1407]

@@dukez5568 well winning warzone 3 times in a row does things to a man

[@aj3706]

@@patrikgajcevic8123 He's in his element

[@vincent6948]

Simon legit has goals in each tier. What a legend.

[@jackwells1921]

Behz is acting like he would’ve got the that cross let alone header it in the bottom corner

[@randomdorey4854]

Haha he wish

[@bryancardoz3183]

Castro's header was sick, none of the sidemen would've scored such a header... jj and harry was right

[@AbdullahAlhedethe]

@@bryancardoz3183 + vik

[@alsoduke991]

But you have to recognise...Josh was defending 🤣

[@ryankirby5896]

it was a FREE header, josh didn’t challenge and the keeper didn’t dive, it’s not a good goal or bad goal it’s just meh

[@okok-uk1le]

it’s honestly so cute when they hype up vik 😂😭🥺

[@charlidamelio_fp2848]

I’m not liking this comment cuz it’s on 169 ;)

[@unseasoned_cabbage2487]

@@charlidamelio_fp2848 ewwwwwww a charli fp

[@tauheed1239]

@@charlidamelio_fp2848 charli 🤢🤢🤢

[@rayquaza6ify]

Video: Is supposed to rank the goals Real video: Calfreezy Can't defend

[@domkaye1838]

Best comment I’ve seen on this vid 🤣

[@JoeSmith-es2ew]

Castro’s goal was actually good what they on about

[@cat-hj4ye]

man just ran into the ball wtf are you talking about.

[@ImonBTfr]

cat lol do u even know some about ball he ran out of josh his back and made it go far oost do u even know how hard it is

[@ekamrr9375]

cat yeah he just ran into it hahahah shut up

[@fadlanrafidhan6987]

josh didnt even do anything, the header is great but he didnt even jump how the fuck is that F2 approved

[@user-fy1eg2mf8h]

Considering how had the cross was, he did well to finish it.

[@robertyoung128]

Ethan talking mad for someone with so many memorable moments in the games Only jj Harry and vik are talking sense

[@tayebbasit]

Fully

[@jackojackson6043]

Trust Castro’s header was a quality finish

[@Jakec19]

Mf so salty

[@ajnejad1255]

It’s time tobi minter and Ethan to swap with some new guys who are fresh

[@AD-ge1bz]

@@ajnejad1255 Fax but I have a soft spot for Tobi nd im pre sure evry1 else does

[@lslsllslslkshvhgdhdjdd4835]

Ethan could have 1000 attempts and Not hit a header as Well as Castro did

[@zinidinerahman4168]

Exactly! HE NEEDS TO STFU😂

[@doca_don4619]

has nothing to do with anything lol

[@oseaburime3525]

@@doca_don4619 yes it does cause hes talking shit acting like it was easy

[@UberGailer]

Yea ethan is the worst sidemen.

[@derpyderp1144]

@@oseaburime3525 firstly using this scenario of "ohh like you could do better" Is completely useless and irrelevant and biased. What you need to give is criticism you dont have to be good at something to give constructive criticism. I see these types of comments in jj music all the time and it doesnt validate peoples point. "You try to make a better song then if its trash"

[@TheFailerGamer]

Can’t wait for next year’s charity match SIDEMEN FC VS KZbin ALL STARS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@divbuster007]

They said they aren’t doing more

[@crazycraft3076]

Divbuster007 he’s joking

[@td18290]

Divbuster007 they doing smth similar jj already said

[@crimsonvixen94x10]

More like express vpn lol

[@TheFailerGamer]

Divbuster007 I know mate. Just said it for the joke

[@cooldude7824]

Castro's goal was KDB approved on one of his streams...

[@toxiccutie2835]

Lets be honest its not f2 approved

[@ryancolby8521]

@@toxiccutie2835 For a short guy yes it’s f2 approved

[@shirwahassan1346]

@@ryancolby8521 if you actually play football, no its decent

[@mohammedroshan2757]

@@shirwahassan1346 I agree,even though it is f2 approved

[@shirwahassan1346]

@@mohammedroshan2757 it depends how you look at it, it's hard to score that header but it's one of those goals that doesnt look hard to do as well as the pace of the play which was slow

[@cedwards1912]

JJ, Harry and vik clearly understand football the most.

[@crackerjack5726]

More like everyone except Ethan and josh

[@footycompz1487]

@@crackerjack5726 nah not simon

[@McGovernn]

Harry and JJ mostly spot on vik not bad either

[@cedwards1912]

@@crackerjack5726 nah Simon just gasses up his own goals and Tobi was lowkey annoying in this vid he got bare pressed about Castro's goasl

[@zanjoemendoza5128]

clementedwards1 so was ethan

[@jonnybevan8]

Don’t think ethan knows how hard Castro’s header was

[@angooparsons]

It was a floating cross my god

[@josegarcia1119]

The ball hit him and your calling it hard

[@saalaarahmed3449]

@@josegarcia1119 The ball hit him? Castro made a run to head the ball...and he placed it in the bottom left corner.

[@longday8344]

@@josegarcia1119 you lot are fucked, Castro's movement in the box is so good compared to hugh wizzys dead keeping. People who dont think that's good movement and a good finish are lost on my life.

[@TheForsakenSentry]

It was literally on a plate for him. If you miss that, you’re just awful at football 🤣🤣🤣

[@zozozo667]

i just want to point out that simon has a goal in every category

[@danperez3037]

Ethan: "yea i think its fair" Also Ethan: "THE TABLES FUCKED"

[@zwebackshyper9307]

castro's header was amazing his movement inside the box to beat a guy that's about 6 to 8 inches taller than him in the air and place a slow ball into the bottom corner with enough precision and speed is crazy skill if anything it should have been in the top tier don't know why they were hating on the goal so much

[@ichwatwollensejetztvonmir5300]

quite disappointed by behz. thought he was the one with the most football knowledge, alongside tobi. they were all talking like they never played football, just FIFA...

[@abiyyuharahap]

headers are underrated

[@mohammedhossain3581]

The reason I’d put it in Decent is bc it was very poor defending and Simon’s build up and cross to Manny was more impressive. Callux took ages to cross it, and the ball was so slow too. Castro was the only person in the box and he hustled for it and got a good header, but if Josh moved up two more feet and actually jumped, easy block. Manny’s goal was much smoother and faster. You can say that defender shouldn’t have stood there but that play was way Faster.

[@AD-ge1bz]

@@ichwatwollensejetztvonmir5300 Tobi couldn't bear Castro's header over his brother Manny's tap in

[@connorgallagher8892]

Totally agree

[@loldril6280]

Nobody: Rice being seen on screen for 2 seconds and being mentioned once Rice: ThEy UsEd mE fOr vIeVs

[@mcksports7248]

Let’s be real, Ethan could never score Castro’s header. Nothing against Ethan here he was just giving it mad hate

[@Mookie_Y]

Yes he could now that’s he’s fit

[@zer0gaming726]

Mookie no way in hell he’s scoring that header

[@donotpressonmyprofilpic8346]

Hello don’t read my name

[@samarthkochhar4791]

Bruh but when did he say he would. He didn't even call the goal bad. He put it in decent, meaning it's good, just not incredible. Simple

[@eirikengevik9826]

Samarth Kochhar He litterally said «its so shit» multiple times. He hatin

[@phatho5407]

27:05 Everyone's hyping up Vik and then Ethan comes in with the shit talk. Calm down Ethan.

[@noahketema8712]

JJ’s volley was f2 approval but Rice’s composure when he passed made it look bad

[@davepatel7633]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKG5Z51pr8t-gpI

[@hollietomlinson3334]

Bro that volley was straight down the middle so as a shot that’s definitely decent

[@YOUSAF12348]

Rice had NEVER played football in his life up to that point Done pretty well for his first time

[@nileshkumar8046]

@@YOUSAF12348 he's a god at basketball though

[@noahketema8712]

@finn kelly that’s not what I’m saying I’m saying the build up to the goal was good but they way rice kinda fell back made it look bad. JJ’s shot though made it look good and so did the build up.

[@An_unnamed_cell]

*Sidemen do tier list* no one: Ethan: THe tAbLe's fUCkEd

[@z2wvy421]

I didn’t even watch him say it yet but I hear his voice yelling that 😂😂😂

[@00ottiV]

hi hey And he’s fucking right!

[@scanlon97]

As a Millwall fan, to see there worst category named Miiilllll is so funny 😂

[@deltaswitch461]

Simon the King to have a goal in each tier.

[@vmonkey2k]

Who else noticed how jj laughed so hard at rice than any other funny moment in the video

[@azizamussa3843]

You guys should sub to my channep

[@L1NC012]

aziza Mussa nah I don’t really know what a chanep is

[@paana06]

Shut up fortnite skin

[@azizamussa3843]

Shut up my brada

[@fabiprajitno5563]

Honestly in my opinion ethans taking it way too serious and some of the goals like castros goal is f2 approved and higher

[@kevinpereira381]

Yeah ethans looking it at a premiere league standard

[@tharjin0629]

The finish was f2 approved, but everything else was Meh.

[@pedropig519]

All u new sidemen fans r so fkn annoying and petty. Who cares if they argue and sceam and shit? It's all banter between friends and for the entertainment of their own video. Stop being snowflakes.

[@anttijuskland1358]

@@pedropig519 Stop replying to the every comment with the same reply.

[@brandonG4442]

@Maths he’s not wrong though

[@mahdiahmed2122]

Ethan talking like he wasn’t a vegetable on the pitch for all three games

[@AlasantroHeski]

Ikr and he's a west ham fan, he was acting like Mark noble scores bangers lmao like for the past 5-6 years he's mostly been scoring pens

[@lukepatten6028]

@@AlasantroHeski not sure what a West ham fan has to do with knowledge of football... He does think Mark noble is the next coming of Makelele or Matthaus although

[@davelloyd2823]

Luke Patten putting makelele on the same sentence with matthaus shows u don’t know football and just play fifa.

[@CBmakesHits]

Dave Lloyd kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWXVaq2qfLyLjpY

[@andysawers6534]

He's there to bring the people that are arsehurt at life someone to relate to, lik everyone is or has friends like these eithan is that friend of a friend that no one likes and can't understand why their friend likes them

[@jayjonesefc7]

You can tell Ethan never scores, that Castro goal was taken really well.

[@lol-bg4wh]

you must be joking

[@lol-bg4wh]

@@PeterMCRA bro there was no power at all and he basically had an open shot because of zerkas defending the only thing that was decent was the placement but it can’t be a good goal if ther was basically no deffending

[@Yoyo-jy6ow]

@@lol-bg4wh It was a good goal Good placement and everything Ethan was being a fuck the whole video

[@alexmcguinness4904]

@@lol-bg4wh bro u woukdnt do that header in 50 tries u literally don’t know football if u don’t think that’s a qauilty header

[@lol-bg4wh]

@@alexmcguinness4904 no its not

[@dh0055]

Sidemen: *MILLLLL* Vik: *wells thats the sidemen moo off 2020*

[@kax1091]

really no way really its not like i saw this actually happen whilst watching the video

[@post8148]

wtf is this comment even?? youre just typing shit theyre saying xd

[@Abdul-ii9yk]

What vid is this from?

[@asura556]

Abdul S not sure I think it’s when the sidemen rank the charity match goals, I could be wrong

[@z3ig332]

Yes that is what happened

[@jensen6537]

It’s weird how viks judgement in this vid is better than josh or Ethan, just shows their lack of football knowledge and overall idiocy.

[@oisinsej6440]

Just isn’t tho

[@jensen6537]

Oisin SEJ Ethan showed little to no knowledge about football throughout this entire vid

[@_poodsiepie_258]

Ethan saved the list Castro's goal is soooo shit

[@SoccerMustafa]

_POODSIEPIE _ it was a good goal its hard changing the direction of a header, and running to it

[@marysamuel9566]

@@_poodsiepie_258 I bet you couldn't score it

[@lphin9473]

Castro’s header is a quality finish, definitely F2 approved

[@noname-sv2iq]

I would say decent but ok

[@ryanator109]

Really not though, he gets the header right and that's about it....

[@yumchichIII]

ryanator_109 do you know how hard it is to put a header in an amazing corner

[@mburridge250]

If Ethan scored Castros header we'd be hearing about it for years, he needs to stop crying ffs

[@mdawg7633]

That’s what I’m saying and he’s acting like it’s not a good header

[@mdawg7633]

He plays fifa fs

[@tharjin0629]

@@mdawg7633 he said that it was a decent header

[@mdawg7633]

@@tharjin0629 it’s not a decent header tho the guy plays fifa for a living n bet a 6.1 player to the ball with some speed on it aswell right in the corner

[@mdawg7633]

If anyone in the sidemen scored that it would be a belter to them

[@iankerr472]

I'm just saying castros goal is actually sick I think, ethan is off his head 😂

[@UnknownUser-bb2hy]

Nahhhhhh it’s decent not f2 like the finish was good I was glad they brought it down that goal didn’t belong with the rest of the goals in f2

[@Cartierian]

Unknown User just because it’s a header it doesn’t get F-2 approved lmao

[@toongod6388]

@@Cartierian That's what it seems like. But the header is really good. He could've easily hit it at the direction he was running but he hit across goal.

[@randy4thenguyen106]

Toon God It’s just that josh was straight shambles

[@michaelecheverria6263]

The finish was class it’s hard to place a header in the bottom corners but with your feet it’s easier.f2 approve because you know f2 wouldn’t be able to score that type of goal in a proper game

[@haaruun6776]

*Ethan violating Castro‘s header for 20 minutes* is the alternative title

[@beecov8258]

Vikks was the most memorable. Simon's was the biggest trick shot. Manny's was the best skill.

[@galaxsie_]

👏🏽👏🏽

[@mr.spacecat4718]

Ethan is 🧂 as hell. Mate you couldn’t score that header even if you tried

[@youtubemakerochild4087]

Swoop Dog yeah an I bet you couldn’t either

[@tolunay_my8686]

Harraps and I bet you couldn't either

[@alexisalcantar1450]

Tolunay Yerlikaya virgin

[@aaryasoni07]

Anonymous 4 year old

[@stephandewaal3907]

MIST Gaming fetus