Whole Village Terrified To See The Good Family's True Faces As Thirsty Vampires

[@lyricistdestroyerqueensbor8782]

Im buying a leather jacket tomorrow so I can be dangerous 😂

[@stringbeanii]

i must be _reallyyy_ dangerous, i have 3 , i'm probably on interpol's most wanted list 😅

[@juelz5844]

Prrr

[@DontLookBehindYou1]

The most unrealistic part of this is that the vegan was happy and the life of the party

[@izzy2802]

Lol

[@minnarosenqvistmr]

And haven't spent the whole movie talking about it,and trying to Force others to be vegans too😂😂😂

[@shashankganesha5620]

😂😂😂

[@rasalasblack]

Ikr? It's the perfect scene where the vegan vampire shouts that cattle have feelings and rights, too. Every pun intended.

[@hobragen]

@@minnarosenqvistmrActually is the other way around. It is really sad but when I was a teen full of sadness and empathy I tried to go vegan for eleven months. It was mental torture. Here in México we eat meat at least once a meal. Now there’s more vegetarians around and more veggie choices, but not the case 17 years ago. Every meal I had to be question on my food choices, mocked at for having only coriander and onion tacos. Because that was my only freaking choice. You know how many days a week we went out for tacos?! That’s like 3 times a week if I was lucky. But I kept hearing of how it was unsustainable and unhealthy. I’ve heard every "light hearted" joke about veganism and let me tell you you’re not that clever. Even after I quit I did it not because my beliefs have changed but because I was sick of you. And then I got even more depressed because I was living my life on other’s perspectives. You’re not funny, just apathetic and lame.

[@lostinmyimagination7485]

So the classmate is just dead? No more investigating? The daughter is like a vegan that almost ate a human is just going to class? The father didnt take his son to hospital and the emergency call didnt end with the police? I have so many questions lol.

[@caponeboxerx]

Finds his kid bloodied in a bathroom stall and instead of calling an ambulance or the police he drives around town like a weirdo.

[@mariacorrea2481]

So they had no urges before finding out they were vampires and then the urge is so freaking strong he has to leave Rowan.

[@mateicraiu3556]

I didn't know vampires are immune to sunlight

[@YouTubePurgetheblackplague]

In twilight they have diamond shiny skin scales

[@tablescissors]

@@KZbinPurgetheblackplague If powerful enough, can reflect light was an interesting idea

[@TaraSoriano]

This movie was boring…this recap is better

[@mspattywatty]

Jared wanted Evan alive, he’s alive. If he’d gone to the emergency room, by the time they found what was wrong, ordered the correct blood type, pulled the right doctors into the scene…Evan would’ve been gone. Jared will learn to live with his vampire son and vampire son in law. They will adopt human kids and life will go on. OR! Rowan’s sister will provide an egg and Jared may have vampire grand babies and life will STILL go on…. Jared is safe, Rowan’s family is committed to living as mortals. The End😂.

[@selenagarcia-gamache566]

Peter's parents was a vampire and Helen's mother was a vampire-huntress and her brother was a scientist with bat-DNA.

[@mspattywatty]

What?😮how do u know the backstory? Was the movie adapted from a book? thanks for the info.

[@selenagarcia-gamache566]

@mspattywatty my mom watched too many horror Movie

[@12MRJERSEY]

They weren't struggling until they were told they're vampires.

[@jeffthekillercriticremixer5968]

Bisexual vampires have been around for centuries. But this family was the Jerry Springer of vampires

[@MercyEgwim]

....Explore the butting relationship 😂

[@unrulyay237]

Never in my life would i ever expect a vampire to be gay

[@mspattywatty]

I always thought LeStat in Interview With A Vampire was gay.

[@minnarosenqvistmr]

Hey, but it's the 21st century 😂😂😂

[@vivekkparashar]

​@@mspattywatty Lestat was into both women and well some men lol

[@rasalasblack]

Sarcasm becomes you. ✌️

[@jakeelabdullah]

@@mspattywatty Ann Rice the creator confirmed he is before her passing, that’s why in the TV show remake they were more explicit about it versus in the original live action with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

[@Exmachin]

Are the 2 boys, Lovers?

[@mspattywatty]

Check👯‍♂️!

[@YouTubePurgetheblackplague]

That is DiE for you. Oh DEI

[@YouTubePurgetheblackplague]

The boy was dating his sister to date him, so DEI culture for you.

[@stringbeanii]

seems like they are, as like many their age (17,18? idk) in the same class in secondary school, they seem to be going out together, as they fancy each other.

[@seyioluwadayomi4265]

Nice recap 😅

[@Raymond-f4p2p]

Overall i could enjoy it. Like with movies i just turn of my brain and watch the movie. Looks good.

[@EdT.-xt6yv]

Moral: never repressed your vampire desires otherwise ontological fatigue follows?

[@marcellespencer124]

But they are not identical twins, just twins.😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧🇯🇲

[@kellyryan3886]

Nice little closet-gay closet-vampires living next door. I'm so glad I don't have neighbors...anymore; hehehehehe

[@edgehanger8558]

Sooooo many questions lol....they drink blood and eat food, they grow old, and can walk in sunlight?

[@tablescissors]

Isn’t DEI wonderful at gutting out everything that’s interesting about an idea and replacing it with straw ~

[@sriramrajan5160]

If the whole family are Vampires how are they living during day time when Sun is out, i thought Vampires get burned if exposed to Sunlight , how are their reflections being shown in the mirror.

[@tablescissors]

Because we are in the genre known as “wank” where ideas exist only to forward political ideals.

[@tablescissors]

AND sexual fantasy (usually of the director)

[@stringbeanii]

​@@tablescissors how in fuскеrу was it somehow political? how peculiar. and the vampires in _"twilight"_ are glittery in sunlight.

[@recaps-Movies-Horror-Zompie]

*I want to be the first to comment once*

[@minnarosenqvistmr]

Aaw, you're too late now😂

[@recaps-Movies-Horror-Zompie]

@minnarosenqvistmr I watch part of the summary, and if I like it, I comment. This is the reason for the delay, my dear

[@WhitneyDahlin]

Would rather have had lesbian vampires honestly

[@tablescissors]

Hell, yes, come on.

[@dcarr-kr7hk]

@WhitneyDahlin... I would rather have had empty (clean) white pages.

[@tonybriggs6179]

The Radleys (2024)

[@bayokoebi9351]

So vampires can go woke?

[@dcarr-kr7hk]

@bayokoebi9351... Characters can go whatsoever way the writer(s) wish provided that have an audience stupid enough to believe almost anything.

[@stringbeanii]

how is it "woke" though, because she's a vegan?

[@Species_5618]

It was good.. until it got gay 😢

[@EMateoE]

Woke movie

[@jijijihan1267]

I didn't know vampire were Republicans 😂

[@YouTubePurgetheblackplague]

Most vampire movies are if they don't have the van helsing bloodline in the stories.

[@YouTubePurgetheblackplague]

​@@jijijihan1267oh, yeah the vampire Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter movie 😂😂😂😂

[@stringbeanii]

really don't fathom how a comedy-drama film could be interpreted as somehow "woke", is it the vegan part?

[@tablescissors]

I literally set a timer to see how long it would take for Black and/or Gay to become part of th plot…not even one single minute. Lol

[@dcarr-kr7hk]

@tablescissors... If you have not noticed, in the last few years Hollywood emphasis is on establishing that a main character in a story is a black homosexual. It happened in "The Rookie", "This Is Us", and is present in many other "tales". Gotta create some type of memorable scenarios to deceive more (traditional) blacks into believing in it not being degenerate behavior. 🙄 SMH

[@benjamintriplett3]

Yes because black and gay people don't exist in real life?

[@stringbeanii]

you know _"interview with a vampire"_ from the 1990's had two gay vampires, or bisexual, and one of them turned a prepubescent girl into a vampire as a plaything. maybe that's more tasteful to what you may be into than "blacks" or "gays".

[@stringbeanii]

vegan vampire 😅 stewart got what he was asking for though, fr.

[@Oblivious00_0]

Yh dead movie