Whose Boobs Are Best? (Scene) - Sword Art Online: Re: Hollow Fragment

Ok, first off.
Wtf, Klein? You're the one who brought this up in the first place and then you bailed?
Wtf, Yui? Not only are you too young to be asking about this, but why'd you have to ask Kirito whose boobs he liked best in front of ALL THE GIRLS?
Wtf, Sinon?? Why are you propagating this and goading Yui on by saying you wanna know what Kirito's answer is? Unless you really wanna know, in which case I wish I could've had him pick yours just to see your embarrassed reaction.
And finally...
Wtf, Kirito!? Why'd you answer with- Oh wow. Better hope Chris Hansen isn't in SAO.
But you know what? I was laughing and lovin' the whole time I was recording this :']

[@Equinoxsniper]

"This isn't a game. This is research!" - Yui 2016

[@khar8630]

Equinoxsniper lmao

[@neptune4200]

lmfao

[@itsfrediguess7844]

no, THIS! IS! SPARTA!

[@thomaskristen1006]

That's what I said before I got charged with sexual assault

[@VelvetMagician]

Freaking Yui is a savage

[@skyrogue1977]

Kirito, as a Harem protagonist, you should know that every choice you make is wrong.

[@corey1846]

Skyrogue19 except [ZF] Cyanide, he thinks a harem is just a bunch of girls that make you toasties

[@Wankomancer]

Corey XD I wonder have womble gave him a talk about what a harem is yet

[@clguzman20]

Skyrogue19 harem protagonist? what's that mean?

[@anonnimoose7987]

Is there any other harem protagonist?

[@SocraticMayhem]

I mean, he's married to Asuna in game. He's just an ass about it. XD

[@BB-fy8kn]

The correct awnser is "Sprint out the door and don't look back"

[@BB-fy8kn]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!.... or dead, either.

[@SSDARKPIT]

Actually the best answer would have been to log out and take off the Nerve-Gear and never put it back on again.

[@mountainhaas978]

SSDARKPIT ding ding ding! We have a winner

[@XXDarkDragon1991XX]

Klein did that, and he's free to go, so yes. Agreed.

[@CCDavis1992]

or log out

[@77Yuki]

Spoiler: Right when Kirito said "I... choose Yui's chest!" I immediately scroll down.

[@Sugoi_Senti]

Evotech you and me both did not expect that shit

[@jaden-ling5998]

same

[@captaincrunch6044]

Evotech saaaame

[@heylinedgear3510]

I paused the video and got the fuck out of there. I do not want to deal with that awkwardness.

[@nomealow]

I was expecting a comment on "flat is justice" guess I'll add it in haha

[@s-094cam5]

My head woulda slammed into the table so hard it would have broken the 'immortal object' coding.

[@GMdelsXT9]

🤣🤣

[@zrensu]

Kirito: I pick... Me: Leafa, leafa, Leafa Kirito: Yui's! Me: *Alt + F4*

[@dragnellkun8159]

LawDCTan i know I’m late but is that from FSX

[@tatarsauce6314]

Flat is justice

[@FarouqFathurrahman]

yui and silica ~ (fbi!1!1!1!1!)

[@garysmithfan1432]

Wish we had the choice lol ALWAYS PICK LEAFA

[@guccihatluffy7942]

@@FarouqFathurrahman no silica actually has something. Yui is a billboard. Give silica some credit atleast XD

[@DuelmasterX3]

YUI'S CHEST?!! SERIOUSLY?!! THAT WAS THE WORST ANSWER HE COULD POSSIBLY GIVE!!!

[@d3nny_s3mpai]

DuelmasterX3 He trying to avoid the whole conversation,so he didn't have any choice...

[@joshuaho1034]

DuelmasterX3 and she ask for it.

[@marukoamv2424]

DuelmasterX3 i was facepalm when he said Yui's chest

[@kaynzak3989]

DuelmasterX3 instant Karama on kirito 😂😂😂

[@Traingod-yx8rk]

Police department search warrant

[@charterhold1469]

I love how Sinon is like "if you had just said asuna, you would have been free"

[@tjjordan4207]

Nah, the correct way to win is to not play. Just either don’t answer or just say “yes”

[@d3nny_s3mpai]

If I should be Kirito, I will hit myself to wall and scream "KLEEEEEEIN!"

[@Imperialstorm03]

Lord Sairight Run out the door and don't look back!!

[@clguzman20]

Lord Sairight now that would be funny

[@DragonKiller-nw2ju]

I was Kirito, these girls would have seen dust clouds because I'm lacing up the Jordan shoes and chase after Klein.

[@ashtheweirdo4108]

I would say screw boobies i like bread

[@cmartin8093]

I would have said Klein You re a dead man

[@skelarex1292]

yui is offically the most swag sao character to ever exist

[@djdrago9712]

Amen

[@leventelaknerfi9699]

And now here comes the question we all had watching this video: "WTF did I just watch"

[@ChristianFerragut]

Research

[@ice_muffintwt8268]

Science

[@diobrando5292]

For our brains

[@flameshana9]

"The more data I find, the more I want to research!" Now you're getting it, Yui.

[@rgrywatchin]

flameshana9 Just like Jiraiya, he would be proud.

[@clguzman20]

flameshana9 now she understand how Jiraiya felt when he was doing research.

[@foxsoul9683]

Jiraiya work will live on. all his research going to pass down the next generation her name is yui 😂😂

[@eddiezuniga8936]

flameshana9 haha yeah "research"

[@tkts8782]

Screw space travel, put me in that lab

[@cielwalker2777]

yo, yui is a fuckin troll XD i want her as a daughter

[@zemellion26]

Prince Nightsky Wishmaker IIKR

[@gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110]

Prince Nightsky Wishmaker ikr

[@cyredro]

Prince Nightsky Wishmaker IKR!!!

[@joshuaho1034]

Prince Nightsky Wishmaker if I were Kirito I just said is Klein

[@kiragaming-youtube1589]

I would choose someone other than a cryhole

[@spiralmatt8946]

Its Leafa who has the biggest, largest brea- "data" of them all. Not complaining. Can I research the data with you YUI?

[@bencetary6094]

Be with you on that :D

[@spiralmatt8946]

77 thumbs up people wanna "research" leafa too

[@lucascaulfield6972]

you do know that Leafa is Kirito's sister in the real world in sao

[@spiralmatt8946]

You mean cousin!

[@spiralmatt8946]

LOL I love when people say fuck IT! Its like they give up. In the game maybe if there is an incest route

[@tretaylor5549]

He should have just said his own chest.

[@deathstep8531]

Yea cause then everyone would start laughing insted of everyone thinking his decision was weird.(except asuna because she probaly was thinking it was a good choice because any other would lead to injury).

[@garysmithfan1432]

@@deathstep8531 correction it would lead to yandere asuna ending

[@winderwind8489]

EXACTLY WHAT WOULD SAY IN THIS SITUATION lmao

[@chaoticspiceplus]

Hopefully, this scene goes in season 3

[@yiangaruga4928]

JDMystic Leaf Yeah so it can ruin the anime even more.. right?

[@bluenitethewarrior9332]

+Jere Kreivilä it be funny relax

[@clguzman20]

JDMystic Leaf that I would love to see it.

[@justagamer2566]

But I’m sure it be hilarious

[@Naomikho]

Not really. He's only a kid for a short while at the start the arc. I can't say much else or it'll be spoilers.

[@Austin_Triebe]

11:07 No matter who you pick, you’re gonna regret it. Klein was smart to dip out when he did. 😂

[@creativename1673]

In the field: dual wield, kill things, save people, be a badass. In the town: "Kirito gets put in awkward situations: the game". After this one in particular, if I were Kirito I'd just go out, warp to the Hollow Area, and stay there for 3 weeks.

[@CarlosSanchez-to3mf]

I would have Screamed " Look there is Heath Cliff he ran outside I will Catch him!"

[@guccihatluffy7942]

Kirito: "what are you gonna do kirito? You gonna play it safe?" I like the way he thinks to himself XD

[@ErikaWeiss633]

-_-, '........' Really Yui, really? You just have to turn a situation like this into something that can cause a guy to get killed and buried behind a warehouse or something? Funny, but dangerous to Kirito.

[@scurreith3667]

Killed and buried behind a warehouse huh? Sounds like someone watched SAO Abridged.

[@loer3214]

Man! This is funny: "This isn't a game. This is research!" - Yui Wow! Look what were you teaching, Klein!

[@jtdarelli1871]

9:20 Anyone else getting Jiraiya flashbacks?

[@ddav3244]

Mello yui is his real pupil

[@RoxasVS]

Lol

[@maxkusha4784]

HAHAHAH LMAO

[@yuisao7527]

It's true though!

[@Egghead-vc8sj]

Yeah

[@Iarezootouchy1]

WELL GREAT FREAKING IDEA KIRITO TO SAY YOUR alleged DAUGHTER HAS THE BEST CHEST TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE! HAHA! XD

[@toxicpsggaming9360]

Cuz he doesn’t want to be called a pervert

[@kito6372]

He ain't wrong tho

[@kioseki1915]

yui is programmed after every man's mind

[@JetCT-]

That was fucking hilarious, Kirito was just digging a deeper hole and it was so funny. Just how innocent yui sounds made everything better.

[@EduardoAlvarez-up7gd]

they are such a deep subject yui.😂

[@aessitaha8028]

YOU ARE WEARING FUCKING ARMOR THAT IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST AREA THAT THE ARMOR COVERS DAFUQ!!

[@wanabebeast]

*later that day* Yui: Daddy, let's collect more data! Kirito: how about after I go get a pack of cigarettes? Yui: But daddy, you don't smoke Kirito: No, no I don't

[@g_girl2768]

Yui: this isnt a game! this is RESEARCH Me: Uh-huh 😜

[@mymainyt6262]

Yui is so adorable.Than she trolled which was just as cute . She's getting all the right ideas ...I like where her curiosity programming is going !

[@DragonKiller-nw2ju]

If I was Kirito, I would've said, "We talking about chicken breasts, not yours. Right, yui?" I said, "RIGHT, YUI?!"

[@zemellion26]

Yui's theme song I SNITCHED NIGGA THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE

[@BlueTheSquid]

I laughed more and more as Yui pressed on. I would've just stopped Yui right then and there as soon as she started.

[@MalachiCo0]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Asuna Kirito's girlfriend? Why wouldn't hers be a good choice?

[@phelps6205]

MalachiCo0 'cos thats not how harem anime works.

[@skyrogue1977]

MalachiCo0 he'd be screwed no matter what answer he gave, harem chicks hold grudges.

[@keenan9084]

No mater what He'd be dead

[@MalachiCo0]

Dang harems

[@kanjigodomo9696]

MalachiCo0 He could say nothing and just book it, and it'll STILL be a stupid decision.

[@RikXtreme4]

I love anime, i love manga but i could NEVER get into these kind of "games". They look very boring and cringy..

[@Shin_FTW]

That's if you focus on the wrong aspects of the game. kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6Gbgp6YrrCtoJY This is the aspect of the game I'm most known for.

[@RikXtreme4]

Shinku no Yami the link is not available for me. dont worry tho. i watched other vids. yeah, certainly better but still not my cup of tea.

[@Shin_FTW]

Oh yeah. It can't be viewed on certain devices. I'm known for having the most unique/entertaining boss fights though. My Death Game playlist really shows off the gameplay at its max potential. It's a fun balance of action, tactics, and rhythm if you like that.

[@ИванДевилобский]

RikXtreme4 yeah ,you're right

[@anakinsmith4770]

what games do you like

[@MrChargez]

2 Years later, still the funniest scene in all the games imo

[@discordcarnival]

I totally couldn't stop laughing through this whole. My ribs hurt now.

[@darkhellspartan975]

As soon as he said Yui I burst out laughing while double facepalming. That was so unexpected but equally as great.

[@victormartinez890]

I wish this was an episode it would have been hilarious

[@Slayer9568]

Same i love this but it would be so much better with animation i also think they could extend it by having Yui say something like how are you supposed to make a decision if you haven't felt them go ahead daddy feel each of them and decide who's best

[@aluraune5892]

Yui...Yui's are the biggest ever seen.

[@GigaSyntax]

2 years late but... FBI OPEN UP

[@edmondjohnson7286]

Years later, she grows into Persona Vabel.

[@GigaSyntax]

Edmond Johnson that’s not canon tho

[@edmondjohnson7286]

Clarkzero Canon or not, it happened in the game. If you play Accel World vs Sword Art Online, you'll find out.

[@GigaSyntax]

Edmond Johnson I did, just saying

[@SpecJack15]

This is why Sinon's best girl. Playing the straight man in the entire harem.

[@plains7000]

I don't blame him here because I'd find it hard to choose too and I'd avoid too. Pick Asuna already friend, Kirito.

[@aal834]

"this isnt fun and games this is research". Yui 2016

[@wazif1786]

The fact that Leafa's her fucking aunt, And she claims best 😂

[@Imperialstorm03]

Shit I died laughing at that part.

[@videoseeker117]

i totally blame klein for yui's curiousness... WHO'S WITH ME!!?

[@jusa297]

This is so fucking troll. I love it.

[@WaifuMaster17]

Those writers... Instead of making Kirito try to evade subject by saying he likes Yui's chest,it's should be more like this: Kirito: 'I choose Asuna's chest because they gave me hope. Back then,when i was forced to join Knights of Blood,Asuna asked me why i avoid guilds and people. After i told her what happened,she consoled me with kind words and embraced me with them. Her chest's warmth soothed the sins that haunted me for one year,and also one of reasons why i fell in love with her' or something like that instead of avoiding subjects,jeez.

[@hiroran9796]

I get the context of what you are trying to say. But the secondary writers involved for this game suggest they need a dirty prank that make people laugh or maybe not all.

[@otaku-thing2927]

You ready? We’re gonna do something that starts with p and ends with orn!

[@Shin_FTW]

Making popcorn! ( ﾟヮﾟ)

[@otaku-thing2927]

Shinku no Yami [Not for kids] *WRONG ANSWER ASUNA!*

[@saoandfatefan9322]

well... that's me recovering from my ribs aching! yui is hilarious in this.

[@disgrace4230]

Kirito:"It was klein's idea-" Klein:" *N I G E R U N D A Y O!*

[@youtubersoutofcontext309]

what is this data being used for

[@trickyswift719]

Who knows, who knows

[@zevtillian4120]

im assuming for yui's breast

[@corey1846]

youtubers out of context a cure for lactose intolerance

[@radiornnr5218]

Klein purposes

[@Niceguyhidden]

youtubers out of context for being able to calculate the best set of boobs. By touching them, Yui is learning the factors of shape, size, firmness, softness, among others. She said Leafa's were the best and I whole-heartedly agree.

[@indeed4669]

I love when yui asked that *Coughs* question asuna acted like a responsible parent and got angry at the dad lol xd

[@brianstabile165]

Kirito:Blaw blaw blaw I’m so drunk

[@sonicboom126]

Why did I get this on my...well you know.

[@Raven-ti6tf]

I know Yui is a computer, but come on, she’s literally nine years old. Don’t force Kirito to tell his nine year old daughter whose breasts he likes😂

[@TheAngriestGamer.]

how the fuck did my auto play get from parodys to this?... apparently all paths really do lead to the shitty/stupid side of youtube. Im out. Peace!

[@Shin_FTW]

Bye.

[@veryconcernedjesus2584]

TheAngriestGamer Fucking.amen...

[@flameshana9]

>parodies good >SAO bad

[@yoshiyoshi617]

you know why you fuckin pervert :)

[@zetrollwatson6396]

As a person that fumbles in physiology, I can say that kazuto's cousin and asuna have the most masculine thorax build and Lisbeth the most feminine if you compare to the hip bone. As for the breasts, I believe the joke was pretty well placed.

[@vinnybeanie9019]

Why is kirito always the person who has to choose between his friends. He also knows very well that if he chooses someone, the others will kill him. Laughing out loud

[@gallen1348]

Me: (After watching the video) (then talks to myself) "I have concerns right now.."

[@madara3278]

I would like to have such a kid in the future XD.

[@RED-hb1di]

In this situation it's best to just say the truth, cause no matter what you do you are screwed so at least you spoke your peace

[@thetruestarking20000]

Yui groped Lisbeth....who is wearing a solid steel cuirass....

[@themonadoslime3486]

I don't have this game... But when I get it I just know that Yui's gonna be my favorite character

[@thatdogwitheyebrows2820]

Hold da phone who DF IS SINON

[@Shin_FTW]

Someone needs to watch SAO 2 for the best character in the whole series :]

[@KagenouZenith]

Shinku no Yami yess yess

[@kaiserguard1723]

Burning FlameQil isn't there a sao 3 coming out next year

[@verlisify6497]

ZeonicGamer i wish

[@kaiserguard1723]

CodifiedGamer Gage457 I was wrong it's a movie

[@solaire2271]

Well...I've come to the conclusion...That this is indeed a thing.

[@rellko3900]

Yui. What. The actual. FUCK.

[@vinnybeanie9019]

Yui: Breasts are such a deep subject. Me: WELL NO SHIT!

[@yoshikiharo1020]

Persona Vabel reacting to this AU "My chest..?" *self grope research *

[@kayne8342]

When Asuna came I was like 0.o oh gawd

[@AKei1412]

ahhhhhhhh how i wish Strea was in this, she wouldve been on par w/ Leafa right there

[@wakagame_mobilehighspecz4783]

she is one with the dark side

[@casualburst2577]

Here’s why I think there was no way to get out of this if he chose asuna they might make fun of him for it and never forget about it if he chooses somebody that isn’t asuna then asuna might get mad. so basically it’s either run or don’t answer

[@Icodhack2992]

If I was in Kirito's situation, I would just kill myself right here, right now x)

[@xishieh]

I love that his name klein is tiny in german

[@CellarDoorx06]

"That bastard!" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@naomybenavides2165]

9:23 FOR SCIENCE!XD

[@derekmann4479]

*FOR SCIENCE MY BROTHERS*

[@qilinprime5615]

Kirito, first rule of making a choice about bodies or body parts: go with personality first. If that dont work, wing it but NEVER EVER mention little girls. That is the WORST choice ever.

[@jaxami3570]

A "smart way" out he says... That was probably the dumbest choice he could have made. GG m8, you played yourself.

[@leigh6929]

Thought yui said "disappointment" once touching Silica's.

[@Kos4Evr]

just when we thought SAO couldn't get any weirder...

[@fourleafproductions9788]

Don't do that title with that thumbnail

[@Shin_FTW]

Well that thumb was taken from the cutscene, and it was Yui asking that question :]

[@fourleafproductions9788]

Shinku no Yami Still creepy

[@Shin_FTW]

If you want creepy, you should check out the "playing house" vid. That was all BandaiNamco lol.

[@trezb]

He can do whatever he wants(not trying get on your rude side)

[@pussdesutroyer9481]

Shinku no Yami i like the fact you did that i found it hilarious haha

[@sandraramirez9864]

And just like that Yui was in time out for life!

[@cirinosaldana4289]

Klein might be Asuka's grandpa Hanzo because they act the same and look similar.

[@davidolvera1031]

Don't look at him, Yui. I don't want you to be influenced by... OHGODNO YUIII

[@mr_weesel7858]

THATS ILLEGAL ON A LOT OF LEVELS

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

What are you complaining about Sinon? You made this bed, now sleep in it.

[@hobbesters7251]

If he just said ask Klein he would be out of there

[@Tiger2071-e6f]

Idk what the right answer would be in this situation honestly. I'd say best thing is to just say "I plead the 5th" before the conversation even gets started. But even then I don't know how well that would go.

[@inkpaladin]

Ironically, this would not be the first time "Yui" would be pervy like this... Kanae Ito, Yui's voice actor, goes on later to voice later female perverts such as Sanae from Ika-musume, Ruiko Saten from the To Aru series, and Sena from Haganai.

[@hellpunisher]

Kirito somehow screws that up real bad.

[@notyourboynelly2382]

Klein just dipped outta there

[@jamesavatar2531]

If we had dialogue choices, none of this would've happened.

[@suro5038]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@chellokristy1438]

*shoots ceellling

[@HawkTHSS2893]

*summons forcefield and protects kirito and his family and friends from the FBI*

[@HawkTHSS2893]

*enegry blasts at the FBI*

[@danialz7739]

Regardless of how many options I'll choose Sinon's for sure *creepy face*

[@yazzers7940]

OH GOD THIS IS MAKING ME CRINGE SO BAD😖😖😖

[@iix_snowie7975]

I'd lock my self in a room and never come out or log out

[@WitherDJ]

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH!? THE CRINGE IS REAL!

[@phoenixpandemic]

If only the game actually gave you a choice and you got to see a different result for each

[@perspicacioussimpleton7288]

whhy didnt kirito just put the foot down and say THATS ENOUGH YOUNG LADY GO TO YOUR ROOM! or something like that

[@palazard95]

agil, aka tiffany, is the correct answer. You could grind meat on those.