Why All Paintings Need Asymmetry and MUST Include Children & Dogs | Advice from Boris Koller

[@DanielVodenitcharov]

5:17 He truly does not care lol. 'ASS'

[@Wfhii]

“The main energy is HIS ASS!” 😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@adisaikkonen]

This man really knows what the main energy is.

[@geraldthomaschuetz2568]

Das ist unnötiges Geschwätz!

[@selwynr]

Hang on, why are there no dogs or kids in his painting?

[@ВолодимирГанкевич-з7ч]

🟦🟨

[@ВолодимирГанкевич-з7ч]

оо Лонардо Да Вінчі

[@ВолодимирГанкевич-з7ч]

я вас вітаю з України

[@selwynr]

Oh, ok, thanks, now I see the light. We're a gunna have to paint a dog in Michelangelo's 'The Creation of Adam' in the Sistine chapel. Poor bugger just didn't know that all paintings MUST have a dog (if not kids) in 'em. Hang on, it has god in it, and god is dog spelled backwards, so... bear with me... maybe if we look at it in a mirror we'll see a dog? Wow, that Michelangelo was a clever chap. One step ahead. Now, where do we stick all the kids in that painting...? Also, if we paint dog collars on Rembrandt self-portraits, will that make them ok? I mean, they are such failures because no dogs or kids. Hang on, Rembrandt WAS a child. Hmmm... So, he's a big kid, amirite? Still, no dog, eh. I'll email The Rijksmuseum, see if they'll let me at least paint dog collars on 'em, Fear not, I'm sure they'll see the light, Boris has spoken!

[@transientimages]

Are you okay?

[@geraldthomaschuetz2568]

Unnötiges Geschwätz, male lieber weiter!