Why are sharks afraid of dolphins?

[@kovac2527]

Shark: Exists Dolphins: *Peace was never an option*

[@erikasantillan941]

Funfact: The meme "Peace was never an option." Came form the movie X-men: Firstclass (2011). And then later became a Goose or Bird meme.

[@johanliebert4622]

Yawn.

[@lavv5933]

Lol

[@flvckoVLONE]

NaturalTrafficLight Nah you should’ve said Dolphins: so you’ve chosen death 😭😭

[@holdthetruthhostage]

Haha

[@cmc5207]

Shark - "Which way to the Atlantic?" Dolphin - "Back the way you came."

[@Peakfreud]

😂😂😂

[@blk7747]

Lol

[@anttfr]

😂 😂

[@shadowkirby3763]

@Hybrid Impact-83 nah theres atlantic and atlantis, atlantic is an ocean

[@silvermoonstar2263]

Hell?

[@Kuonix-]

shark: chillin by himself dolphins: *so you have chosen death*

[@featherlee8172]

Lol

[@ebythuruthichira5969]

l

[@otaku-bd4zs]

.

[@lebogolegodi2841]

🤣🤣🤣😂

[@ronaldstaysjr2795]

BWAHAHAHA 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Therealcutelioness]

I knew that Dolphins and sharks didn't like each other. But I had no idea how big their beef was. They running hands on sight everytime

[@mickeygarcia2331_]

It should fins on sight 🤣

[@Introvertsan]

Hands for forever

[@therealbrendanc9905]

Dude the killer whales are worst have you seen them fight a shark 5ere mean to thtem

[@Jon_Mat02]

I’m still mad that a pack of squid isn’t a squad

[@Adamjt10]

Hahahahahahahaha im with you

[@kingsaracoon9594]

That's so valid.

[@alawu2492]

Splatoon be like😂😂😂

[@Rinesmyth]

Wait what is it then?

[@yourface3154]

@@Rinesmyth A school, shoal, as well as squad...

[@totallypump]

Dolphins when they see a shark: *Tactical defenses activated.* When they see humans: *Tactical cuteness activated.*

[@NameCallingIsWeak]

"Tactical cuteness activated." E-E-EEE-E-E-EEE

[@SaretGnasoh]

Lol

[@scottygg8550]

very smart

[@nasiwnl4493]

@Horitsu Kaikei 😂

[@lavenderkitheth]

They’re literally so intelligent they’re manipulative 😭

[@someone8025]

shark: *literally exists* dolphin: "and I took that personally"

[@captainpuffy1442]

megalodon: *exists* megaphin: "humans have yet to discover me i am as big as the megalodon shark but i am a dolphin even if i don't exist yet i will one day and i will kill all megalodons"

[@jamarkusholcomb516]

@Sylvester Igirah Seriously is my Friend telling me the truth. In real life sharks are actually terrified of dolphins.

[@gottig5750]

😂😂

[@tyrant855]

Dolphins are really trying to kill off sharks huh?

[@jenggoatee]

We*

[@DaltonChannel]

Now I know why Chum of Finding Nemo mocks them in the meeting: "Dolphins! They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me! I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you "

[@esmereldasnickles8056]

I think he was just mean

[@yazzythecattyweirdo188]

@@esmereldasnickles8056 😂

[@chazer7022]

Its just funny that Dolphins have a personality and can be very cruel and evil. They are more villains Like sharks haha

[@flippydolphin3796]

If the dolphins found out about that then Chum would be dead

[@sidmichael1158]

Andito ka pala

[@Nsquare_01]

Shark: *Attacks Dolphins* Dolphins: *You have provoked a gang war*

[@mackblack4843]

You picked the wrong house fool!

[@MikoyanGurevichMiG21]

I understood that reference! Bottlenose St. Families rise up

[@zakariahassan1585]

GTA SAN ANDREAS

[@edge6192]

Shark : but i am alone.. Dolphins invoking inner The Rock : it doesnt matter what u think (or say)

[@TrueWarrior13]

XD

[@zanedotgaming7958]

Shark: “I fear no man... but that thing...” *E-E-E-E-E-E* “It scares me”

[@jacobcajita2680]

This needs more likes

[@Joshua-xb1ru]

He’s right to be afraid. And a coward to run.

[@youngblood1352]

*Am I the only one who did that with flight laugh*

[@jadelee6555]

A TF2 reference on a nature video...my life is complete

[@HasinUddin270]

😂

[@bigjoebratt]

Shark: *breathes* Dolphin: *Lets take him down boys*

[@noafu6436]

I’m ur 200th like

[@midnightcookie1294]

Lol😂😂😂

[@callous2k486]

@AleDrGaze SPD *laughs in extinction*

[@bodhisattva9762]

@AleDrGaze SPD And the Shark wakes up from the dream surrounded by Orcas with their knives and forks.

[@KosherLifeMir]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@euca9569]

"Why are shark afraid of dolphins?" Dolphins: I'm built different.

[@chrischenault3687]

This took my out 😂

[@kisamehoshigaki8917]

I can see that

[@dorianvedrashko9172]

its a we are built different. pack hunters easily beat up and can kill solitary animals. That ain't special, just logic and simple math.

[@budheswaringti8535]

@@dorianvedrashko9172 fucking even other animals tf

[@_sinco_clair_2301]

Until they are by themselves. They ain't build different then just sushi

[@xixak1018]

Sharks are basically lone bears while dolphins are a pack of wolfs.

[@15stars]

Except wolves dont really go after bears even after seeing one, one swing from a bear could break a wolf in half.

[@tupzc24]

Yeah I've seen that video on IG where one of the dolphins was humping a chick out of the water

[@denisrodrigues1432]

Wolfs do go after bears, in some regions in Canada they hunt polar bears, if they have enough wolfs in the pack they can kill a bear

[@kookai3125]

If 🐬 just like a 🐺, Orga also like a warewolf, or maybe gorillas for the 🐻.

[@R3D_H00D2]

@@15stars You VASTLY underestimate wolves team work.

[@Brainflayer]

Sharks: Macho guys who like to think they're gangsta Dolphins: Actual gangsters Orcas: Mafia

[@waypoint732]

Hve you ever hear about gang orca?

[@17o74]

@@waypoint732 boku no hero?

[@ShiftylittleDemon]

@@waypoint732 :O angsty boi!

[@Brainflayer]

@@waypoint732 Yes indeed I have, he is badass

[@svagglaorde4387]

Where have I seen that before (A Shark Tale)...oh no.

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

Sharks:"Exist" Killer whales: *Hippity hoppity your liver is now my property*

[@shrimpsoup7207]

Gas Trooper76 levri

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

@@shrimpsoup7207 You okay?

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

@Victor Palacios Here lies shrimpsoup he was fine until the stroke nation attacked

[@parizer4009]

:/

[@nitinroyal4992]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jillcampbell3510]

Orca: “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.'

[@nataliewisdom4790]

Omfg lmao

[@epicrisalo1237]

I too watch fact fiend with karl smallwood

[@SS-pl2ws]

😄

[@hughjassdyk5768]

The Silence of the Sharks

[@honorarydon]

so perfect

[@louisanthony5566]

If you look closely, you can see the dolphins throwing gang signs at the sharks.

[@hashtag_leiladaviid__2421]

Underrated comment LMFAOO

[@Slauson323]

Look at it closely, those dolphins don't live to live

[@articxunodorseggnej8016]

Oh my 🤣

[@MrChugwater]

O.G. Flipper represent!

[@rafa6600]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rafaynoman1180]

Sharks: Exist. Dolphins: You messed with the wrong pod fool.

[@areswalker5647]

Sharks exist: Orcas: bippity boppity your liver is now my property

[@parizer4009]

@@areswalker5647 stolen

[@kingslashur]

How to make a famous comment: Using a *Great* word

[@Spoonyshades]

@@kingslashur ur just jealous oof

[@mikejohnson9118]

Oh fish-zizzle...it's the Wayne Brady dolphin! Atlantic Side Pod in da house...

[@IaMmEsSiNgBoY]

Dolphins: **sees a shark** "PREPARE TO DIE" Dolphins: **sees a human** Oooh fish dispenser

[@luzplantar783]

XD

[@zoomdepic6444]

Mortal kombat reference

[@井上音来]

IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyngnick8723]

🤔😂😂

[@josephmccall3229]

Amae wa mou, shindayu

[@BACNandEGGS]

The fact that killer whales know where the liver is in a shark and that it's vita-rich is INSANE. I had no idea.

[@damitzdesign]

The knowledge was passed on to generations of killer whales....

[@raf3765]

they learned from their parents. everything they know they have been taught. maybe their docility to humans was taught by their elders who were saved by humans. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jhart3983]

Humans dumb animals down so they can feel better how they treat them. When I was growing up the saying was "be nice to dumb animals". The message was assuming they are dumb but be nice as it's kind. Now we are just touching the tip of the iceberg of the awareness, intelligence and emotional capacity of animals...we wasted so much time. Again, men have done the same thing to women. It was understood that women should not be present during political discussions as our feeble minds couldn't comprehend the subject matter.

[@purpleraikou]

they probably googled it, or saw it on youtube

[@JackaboiTV]

Shark: *exists* Dolphin: and i took that personally

[@madewithontario6776]

Mannn 😭😭

[@cohensmith6100]

lol

[@roselpadilla]

underrated comment lmao

[@hmingthantluanga184]

Mike😂

[@lanette5086]

😂

[@kielerjim]

I've seen a lot of dolphins. They are smarter than most people i know.

[@mikelchrist2026]

Like u

[@TPS..]

I doubt that.

[@enanojohnalexd.2787]

Yeah

[@BRUH-lf2ss]

mikel christ damn.....🔥

[@H3LLB0Y2403]

Thats not hard unfortunatly...

[@gerrolao1651]

Shark: I will kill you dolphins. Dolphins: if you can survive our uppercut.

[@kashifnaik1215]

WOOOOOOOOOOW SO GOOD

[@blackwidow7804]

Shoryuken!!!

[@annmariejack70]

That's not how you spell shark

[@gerrolao1651]

@@annmariejack70 just a simple mistake.

[@stasisenchant2432]

@@blackwidow7804 Hadouken!

[@jtoland2333]

I had a coworker who was once an underwater dive guide. He said that he never worried about sharks, particularly Great Whites, because they just chill when not hunting. Dolphins, however, always made him worry because in his words, "Dolphins are assholes!"

[@Average_Guardian]

his words are correct, dolphins once played soccer with a baby shark, people had to rescue said baby shark...

[@axalatt568]

True, they literally Form male groups, capture females and then hurt them, so they can do things…

[@Drebolaskan]

@@Average_Guardian I guess they got tired of the song too, but damn that's just savage

[@Average_Guardian]

@@Drebolaskan yes

[@margaretkenny7281]

Did you see the sharks mocking dophins in finding nemo so funny

[@MrRick1303]

When you're a shark being jumped by orcas and one of them says," get his liver"..

[@ferrymanggala6285]

This comment needs more likes 🤣

[@johnrichard3216]

Lmao

[@Alee359]

Lolll underrateeed

[@SaretGnasoh]

😂😂😂

[@bradsdirtytoenail7794]

@@Kipx99 did you watch the video

[@Hunt3rK3nw4y]

Dolphins: "Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me." Shark: "Oh crap."

[@THIS---GUY]

Is that an ambulance...? E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. Oh shit it's the dolphins RUN

[@kanthatchayaphan5309]

@@THIS---GUY he doesnt want to end like *kira*

[@davaughndenton356]

Shark: heee I'm in danger.

[@John-Tony26]

😂😂

[@boorave]

Lol

[@weiserEsel]

"They are especially interested in eating their liver" *calm piano music starts playing*

[@lizagates6252]

The liver is the most nutrient dense part of the body

[@brianscott9153]

Fun fact while eating it makes a shark release the hormones alert other sharks so when I work hard keep the shark's liver don't expect to see any sharks in that part of the water for a good long time

[@1ceyykashborse142]

Lmfao

[@WilloPR]

@functionor perish go watch Silence of the Lambs and you'll understand.

[@itstimetomoveon588]

Krasnoyarsk | Russia (-30°©): 🤒 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaq3f4ljip6Xa68

[@logon235]

This reminds me of a documentary in an aquarium where a shark co-existed peacefully with a small pod of dolphins. However, when one of the dolphins was going to give birth, the pod turned on the shark and killed it. They probably decided that having a shark in the tank was too much of a risk for the newborn.

[@sariah6801]

What's the video called

[@plume6414]

i would also like to know what the video is called

[@logon235]

I'm not sure if it is on youtube. It was back in the day TV documentary.

[@dorianvedrashko9172]

That is backstabbing at its finest. POS dolphins. You see how they never fight one on one with a shark? pack hunters are not impressive at all. its like 12 people beating up 1 person.

[@alexandermirck2503]

@@dorianvedrashko9172 alright mr I'm the strongest would u 1v1 a bear? no u'd get destroyed. would u fight it with a gun and give yourself an advantage yeah, because you want to survive.

[@in0therwordz]

Shark: uh hi there Killer Whales: Give me your liver

[@guacamole9603]

Why did I read the give me your liver in Mario's voice lol

[@luchovargas9357]

@@guacamole9603 what

[@rogueanuerz]

@@noidontthinksolol What

[@louiereyes7127]

Shark:wait what?

[@psyhense]

We're going to Candy Grotto Charlie..

[@JennyJunko1]

Dolphins are smart enough to beat a Shark, and Sharks are smart enough to avoid Dolphins

[@ashleyplays9107]

LMAO

[@top3best543]

Bruhhh

[@zaxvelfn7927]

This is what I was saying

[@durango7142]

SOCIETY

[@mariacristinafaustino3302]

Hahahahahahha

[@GudaGudaPaisen]

Shark: one Bully Dolphins: gangsters.

[@tutyhasbi9032]

I want to like but its at 222

[@Duke-Orgulje]

Actually, dolphins are known as the bullies of the ocean. They gangrape their own and other species (sometimes including us) and harass porpoises, sharks and seals. They also kill baby porpoises for fun and play volleyball with baby sharks

[@artistatheneko1851]

I see now my bullies as shark

[@elimarburger1659]

biker gang of the ocean

[@sawdust1898]

Shark: criminal Dolphins: the police

[@therealenyalex2948]

Sharks: *swims by* Dolphins: “man let’s jump him!”

[@duckybrot]

Dolphins do be takin’ “Kill ‘em with kindness” to another level...

[@Empy003]

Omggg😂😂😂😂😂

[@donutplatypus7831]

dolphins should take over canada 😂

[@feedswagpeppa3976]

J V dolphins for president!

[@Rayan-e7o]

Lmaoop

[@tejistar4017]

It’s funneh And the krew fan prime minister*

[@mingw2304]

Great White: "I'm the baddest MF in the seas" Killer Whale: "Hold my seal"

[@blackbette07]

LOL😂

[@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123]

Or Liver shark

[@slappy8941]

That's the stupidest use of that stupid meme I've ever seen.

[@IronZio]

@@slappy8941 But still: sharks are tasty.

[@dranoelarios4788]

Orca:lol seal go yeet

[@dr.zionsson]

Shark: *blinks* Dolphins: you did this to yourself..

[@Thethewho]

Actually sharks can't blink lol

[@shingxinhuilinglinglinglin1982]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@merlinthestrange8543]

@@marc4177 _uH yOu cAn't aCtUalLy sTufF sOmeOne iN a LoCkeR. ThAtS pHySiCaLlY iMpOsSiBlE mEaThEad_

[@fox8340]

Ethan Taylor Lmao 😂

[@xSydneyyRae]

Marc Lupo why you tryna roleplay in the comment section of a youtube video depicting why sharks are afraid of dolphins??

[@mehedi10458]

great white shark:i am the predator of the oceans!! orca enters the chat shark leaves the chat

[@julek4248]

Megalodon enters the chat Orca leaves the chat

[@mehedi10458]

@@julek4248 yeah but they r extinct now...only sharks and orca survives

[@Myheartisburiedinvenice__]

@@julek4248 we're talking about animals that didn't go extinct millions of years ago

[@julek4248]

@@Myheartisburiedinvenice__ juckt mich nicht du kek

[@thegk-verse4216]

What animal on this earth wouldn't fear an orca

[@johnherring3073]

Shark "Im literally not doing anything" Dolphins "your breathing"

[@joshuaarnett762]

Wrong, you have the audacity to continue being alive.

[@lr_laura]

*Yesn’t*

[@Beef_Mince]

Nah the shark ain’t , it’s drowning

[@lennyface2586]

*you're

[@hulahula6182]

SLM, Shark Lifes Matter!

[@u-n-isurvive3030]

Fun fact: Orcas, the largest of the dolphin family, have a part of their brain governing emotion that humans don't have, which means they can experience all of the emotions that humans do, and quite possibly to a deeper level. They have been seen living in communities as large as 300 members, made up of several different families all cooperating in unison. Orca calfs who spend time being raised by their grandmothers have been shown to have a much greater chance of survival. These are very complex creatures.

[@oliveangel2874]

I think I'm gonna cry

[@BrookeEvangelineWinter]

They are beasts. Very pretty, very smart, but total beasts. I cried seeing one come close to shore to snag a slow, defenceless elephant seal 🙁

[@u-n-isurvive3030]

@@BrookeEvangelineWinter Are humans beasts because we eat pigs and chickens and cows? They have no defenses against us, but yet humans slaughter 72 billion land animals every year around the world for food (that's just on land, not including sea creatures which brings the total up to well over a trillion dead animals a year). So if an orca is a beast for killing an elephant seal to sustain itself, what does that make humans who kill more defenseless animals every year than we could ever hope to consume?

[@jamesfloyd1864]

@@BrookeEvangelineWinter I used to cry when my grandmother chopped the heads off of slow, defenseless chickens.

[@ChiefJayBinns]

They're smarter than humans and access the part of the brain humans can only dream of. They have telepathy.

[@yuridelacruz2480]

dolphin pod: **sees shark** dolphin pod: your free trial of living has expired

[@jimmyiskewl9940]

LOL love that joke!!!!😂😂😂

[@pawansoni6135]

😂LOL

[@fungustheturd4004]

Orcas when they see a shark: your free trial of liver has expired

[@Troupe_Master]

I nearly died laughing from this 😂😂

[@izzybizzyplayz6055]

That is si O the best joke

[@Komachichuu]

Shark: I'm the scariest Dolphin: y'all hear something?

[@oneblood7411]

"Why are Sharks afraid of Dolphins?" Short answer Dolphins travel in pods and "mob" their opponents. So Dolphins are basically gang members of the sea.

[@madfox7777]

Lol. Comment award on its way

[@quietgiant474]

#SharkLivesMatter

[@DJLtravelvids]

Some sharks also travel and hunt in groups

[@madfox7777]

@@DJLtravelvids they don't have the intelligence to actually work as a pack they even bite and maul other sharks in their pack.

[@DJLtravelvids]

@@madfox7777 clearly you've never seen Sharknado

[@suncakes0830]

Dolphins when they see sharks: I'LL PUMMEL YOU TO THE SEA FLOOR Dolphins when they see humans: hehe I'm cute

[@randompersonb5320]

benjovi55 Bc that’s what dolphins do, They’re like animal Version of Favoritism XD

[@sunruby3684]

Komi Shouko that’s like my little sister to my parents

[@lawliet3379]

ricegum: see’s shark i will make u to shark soup also ricegum see’s human : dolphin noises

[@Random_Dude4486]

Komi you can talk now?

[@ServantofBaal]

Or they'll try to sex them up

[@FloraAnneFauna]

shark: dolphin pod: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

[@tmillz120]

Spongebobbbb

[@unbornking19]

Shark : i love my fellow sea Critters

[@livefromthemotherland]

This is the best one😂

[@livefromthemotherland]

This is the best one😂

[@IsraelCountryCube]

You mean old woman?

[@kineahora8736]

‘We’ve come to take your liver” “But I’m usin’ it!” “Is this your organ donor card?”

[@Alejandrogarcia-gq2mt]

Shark : well yes but im still alive Orca: oh we can fix that

[@HAZZ3R1MJ]

Great reference

[@plague6174]

Frank Gallagher would be one lucky shark then cuz nobody would want that liver If you know, you know

[@somazwolf5714]

Shark: *exists* Dolphins: So you have chosen... *death*

[@frogy_the_supreme]

XD

[@ARedMotorcycle]

Most original comment on the internet today.

[@periculosum0127]

I'mma call my ancestors Great white shark came.

[@Nathan66632]

Megalodon: hello

[@wibble6966]

very funny i laughed

[@Del-Canada]

Dolphins. Killing sharks with a smile for millions of years.

[@spinoplays6703]

Not really. Sharks have existed way longer than dolphins. So more like thousands of years.

[@matzepizzaheld8541]

Megalodon has entered the chat

[@kleiner3469]

@@matzepizzaheld8541 Leviathan has entered the chat Climate change has entered the chat Dolphins have entered the chat Megalodon left the chat

[@黄燕-h5f]

Shin​ godzilla​ ultra from​ has​ entered the​ chat Earth​ has​ left​ the​ chat

[@matzepizzaheld8541]

黄燕 @ Godzilla earth has entered the chat

[@jinkazama6806]

Sharks: looks gangsta and angry thats why they looks scary Dolphins: smiles and humble faces, but they are the real gangsta

[@G31M1]

*Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!*

[@Rahab111222]

Just like real gangsters. They come at you with a gun and a smile.

[@ethanv7330]

If sharks are gangsters than dolphins are politicians. Same crimes just smarter execution.

[@royalmcmorris1211]

No they really protect they not trying to eat shark shark trying to play with one he gotta play with all

[@charleyjr.iriarte7428]

@@ethanv7330 I will remember this quote

[@bigmanburg7160]

“By using echolocation, they can move fast in the water in order to avoid or attack sharks.” “A shark’s best chance at killing a dolphin is to remain out of it’s sight since they are silent predators.” What

[@esmereldasnickles8056]

Exactly, that just contradicts itself he should have explained it better

[@subhub637]

he means if the shark is in sight/makes sudden moves then the dolphins can detect them

[@arpadolajos4258]

The dolphin's echolocation only works forward, so a shark can easily attack from the behind undetected.

[@CommanderM117]

Considering shark have Electroreception thingy and can sense animal from miles away like dolphin can their evenly match detection wises so they would evoid each other unless starving even soo i don't think a shark would hunt a Killer whale that be suicide

[@andresamaya6187]

@@CommanderM117 their ampullae of Lorenzini are not as sophisticated as dolphin's echolocation, sharks can detect other creatures lurking in the water but they cant recognize what kind of creature they are, they have to rely on visual confirmation, echolocation gave cetaceans a more clear idea of what they have in front (rocks, fish or dolphin)

[@r12j78]

Shark: *exists* Dolphins: "apologise to me that you were born into my world"

[@tyio953]

Escanor reference ?

[@davaughndenton356]

@@tyio953 Yes and I love it

[@boorave]

😂😭

[@fgip358]

Lol

[@COCOTHECOCKERSPANIEL]

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[@joltteaon6975]

Humans: "where are the sharks?" Dolphins: "We've killed them and ate their livers"

[@r_adhi7161]

I love this reference

[@blossomingflower1119]

@@r_adhi7161 sorry I’ve seen this reference a lot but I don’t get it,can you explain?

[@brece5452]

@@blossomingflower1119. I don’t know if it might be from a show or piece of media, however I know how it relates to sharks interactions with orcas. Orcas found ways to easily hunt and kill sharks, and orcas that hunted Great Whites preferred the Great Whites liver so that would become the only part they would eat. Soon Great White carcasses would be found with precision bite marks along their bellies with only their livers removed. As far as I know only orcas do this to sharks though and other dolphins don’t.

[@r_adhi7161]

@@blossomingflower1119 It's from the first Madagascar movie, when Gloria asked Skipper where all the people were, and Skipper replied with that gold line haha

[@carcerharlson9767]

And with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[@Jon1LAW]

Shark: I've been drinking like a fish for years! Orca: Well, I'm your doctor for today to help you with that liver problem

[@apraew20]

😁

[@flyboymcgee8059]

Sharks: "Boy, that lone fish over there looks might tasty" Flipper and the boys: "SQUAD"

[@SmokeOnTheWater108]

😂😂😂bro lol

[@santinogioja2626]

Sharks: **exist** Killer whales: your free trial of liver-having has expired

[@funkyman9405]

😂

[@ChloeIHill]

When you realize that dolphins are smarter than 90% of your school...

[@masahirosakurai64]

"School". I see what you did there.

[@kugelblitzingularity304]

Duh, shot students can't think

[@jjaev]

Kugelblitzingularity wait a minute...

[@jericb]

@@jjaev *hol up*

[@井上音来]

Pffffft......Who needs Teachers? We have dolphins now xD

[@MartinTreurnicht]

takes getting your food de-livered to a whole new level

[@blackswordsman2988]

LOL

[@Outdoorcookwarereviews]

JAWS:" I'M TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN" FLIPPER: "Hold my beer"

[@NirodimosNeedAKing]

Dolphin McGregor: you'll do nothin

[@nouchannel]

@@NirodimosNeedAKing do som bou eh. Do som bou eh

[@rurutherussian]

Wow, it’s like getting head-butted in the throat and then getting gut punched. Dolphins are savages.

[@px391]

Intellectual savages

[@jorayx]

@BillyGoat 556 l 0:08 did you mean Grampus Dolphins?

[@yurifan122894]

Why are sharks afraid of dolphins? Simple, dolphins are actually gangsters

[@hirschftw8337]

TheOrangeDerpMachine • 25 years ago Dolphin stand

[@SolYT.]

yurifan122894 wait wait what

[@mgoncalves5596]

Nope, they're too smart to be gangsters!

[@Bangofsteam01]

Because they’re habitual rapists who bully puffer fish to use their toxins as recreational drugs

[@waq5258]

@@Bangofsteam01 wha

[@gingerkittenwithahat9836]

Killer whale: finally a worthy opponent,our battle will be legendary

[@Watermelon_Man92]

If sharks had a survival motto, maybe it would be “mammals are bad”.

[@prfm_setya95]

Yeah, in shark paradigm, mammals are bad, especially those who rip their fin while they still alive

[@yolamontalvan9502]

Dolphin + mammal + big brain + intelligence = Obama. Shark + fish + pea brain + dumb = Donald Trump.

[@todaysoxygenisokay1315]

Shark: stop don't touch me there this is my no no square Dolphin: nah I'm good

[@elijahmedina288]

Mkayy

[@Samsun55]

@@yolamontalvan9502 Obama is a clown

[@Bomboclat200]

Why sharks are afraid of dolphins Dolphins: literally built different

[@lou5678]

This made me laugh rlly ugly

[@midnight-user12]

They also come in groups, sharks tend to leave if there’s 3 staying together. Make sure to turn off your lights at night if you live alone.

[@Bomboclat200]

@@midnight-user12 thank you for ruining the joke by making it longer

[@JustinRed624]

this makes me feel like the dolphins are the gangsters and we are their friends in the hood

[@miledhayek7005]

Because we and the dolphins are relatives and dolphins are closer to us (biologically speaking) than to sharks.

[@timmatthias2228]

They're our homies

[@jeremysears4263]

Just a theory but I'm convinced they know how helpless we truly are. And possibly understand us very well.

[@vitmartobby5644]

Dolphins are the humans of sea

[@constitutionalrepublic1966]

miled hayek sharks, dolphins, and humans are all mammals, who carry and give birth to live young.

[@edwardcee.adamadam9871]

*Shark enjoying swim peacefully. Pack of Dolphins: is that a personal attack?!

[@Reshme77]

Lololol

[@cloudinembong8213]

Sharks' liver: exist Killer whales: *Sorry we don't do that here*

[@milkbeforecereal7064]

*you've yee'd your last haw*

[@alexsorto8642]

Did I ask

[@illumi._.]

yoshi god haha funny 😐

[@guramgureshidze9367]

I thought, that I was mistaken 🤔 I mean, really? Do orkas really do that? Tear a liver from shark?

[@n3rfhalo696]

yoshi god I don’t care if you asked or not and neither does anyone else and sorry if you are just messing around but people saying that is driving me insane.

[@Appachoppa112]

Orca: hey can one of yall order a shark. Tell em we’ll pick up, we dont want it de-livered

[@astronomer404]

your comment is underrated my dude

[@makenziegray763]

OK that’s hilarious!

[@parrishharris3008]

Now that's a good one

[@zalikhazainuddin8804]

Witty! 👏🏻

[@legendarygrimlock4471]

I see what you did their 🤣🤣

[@christopherjolly3556]

Remember kids : while surfing , wear a dolphin costume .

[@ceospersonalassistantmanag6984]

Ok Mommy 😁😁

[@IcePhysicsGaming]

That's an interesting camouflage idea. I don't know that dolphins have any predators.

[@curtchamberlain6447]

At least I have a knife as well

[@curtchamberlain6447]

Good thing I don’t even surf

[@tfnrone6048]

They’re going to look like a baby dolphin and still get ate

[@tacituskilgore7349]

I was fishing in Australia about 12 months ago when this Bull shark beached itself about 25/30 feet from where we were fishing. I thought thats weird , at first I thought it was a croc but no. A big Dolphin was chasing this shark and I can tell you the shark was scared, they don`t beach themselves , especially Bull sharks. A couple of moments later we spot what we assume was a female and a small baby about 50 meters away. I truly believed at the time that the big dolphin was protecting the baby. Now I`m sure.

[@Fuyaaa_]

"protecting the baby" that's not true, dolphins kill sharks just for fun cuz they're evil

[@HbkDaTeam]

Dolphin towards sharks: ILL KILL YOU Dolphin towards human: I like trains

[@dragondestroyer1461]

BWEEEEEEEEER

[@jossi9828]

This is very wrong understanding. In fact that dolphins are depressed when they taken out of their habitats and living under human supervision. Human just make a method to give them dolphins get rewards with food when they doing what the human want them to do. It maybe seems like training but the dolphins just do it in order to survive.

[@melp3319]

@@jossi9828 i didn't know that and i bet other people thought it was cute dew to the fact that dolphins seem so nice to humans

[@dimitrinikolaev5932]

@@melp3319 dolphins can be dangerous, but there are many accounts of wild dolphins being friendly. elephants are the same way. also on elephants, brain scans suggest they see us the same way we see cute dog.

[@black1ava]

Jossi *r/woosh* Before someone r/ihavereddit me I do have Reddit.

[@StudyFinance]

A dolphin is a mammal, a shark is a fish. Their comparative intelligence is like that of a dog to a salmon.

[@CheshireDCat]

I laughed at the dog and salmon comparison.

[@grawnimo9872]

Are salmons smart? I didn’t understand that comparison

[@micogorion5623]

this ia so crine no KAPP

[@straighttalking2090]

@Andrew Davidson 'speciesist'. That's a real word, make it popular.

[@hoangtranviet2476]

Hey that's specist

[@nikoooool4302]

Every shark’s a gangsta until they meet the mafia dolphins 😎

[@gittyupalice96]

I carry a fish with me, just in case the Dolphin mob rolls up... Then I can at least pay them off for the "protection" they offered me.

[@zachcarter1053]

Lol

[@elijah.8434]

Lmao😭

[@evenezerabraham6989]

@@AustinGDesigns its 4 fish now, and they wont accept unless its gold or shrimp, also you need to pay before service ughhhhh

[@evanwesolowski3717]

Thats how mafia works

[@solomonjoya5274]

Dolphins: HAHAHAHAH all of u sharks are so weak Megalodon: What was that?!

[@lesley-chan8686]

Shark: *Swimming above a dolphin* Dolphin: Cha Cha Real Smooth

[@jai5291]

😅

[@Iovedrovght]

ew...

[@aizenreeve9435]

Shark: Solo Player Dolphins: west side till we die!! Killer Whales: lol white shark go brrrrrr

[@Pedro-mq1rb]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@3mon3y94]

Shark makes eye-contact with a dolphin. Dolphin: So You Have Chosen Death.

[@izurazf7343]

@AClockHead103 its name killer whale, coz sometime they hunt for a huge whale

[@firestrike5478]

@@izurazf7343 Nope, because (dolphins being a subset of whale-like cetaceans) they are literally a whale that is a killer.

[@Ocean_The_Orca]

@AClockHead103 *happy big dolphin noises*

[@sadlyitsjadyn4088]

Shark: screaming and running away Dolphins: *Why are You Running why are you running*

[@itsyourarlet9694]

Why i hear somwthung meme vid😂

[@novabusboy7331]

You mean swimming

[@Kcsozen]

Lmao 😂

[@Archimedes_BC]

Can't scream, Can't Run. Logic

[@navunreleased8500]

Villager stfu karen , its a meme

[@babyjoker5395]

This comment section is hilarious. Thank you all for the laughs,I needed that after a hard day.

[@r2g220]

Same dude same

[@prince_osa0494]

Shark: look at that lonely stupid human being imma have a great dinner Dolphins have entered the chat

[@lancevanceGTA]

Shark left the chat

[@elfielspectra3107]

Basilosaurus Join the chat

[@jo_nm9484]

Megalodon left the chat

[@florpbosh3079]

helicoprion joins the chat

[@johnlawrence6484]

All kinds of dolphin species pods join the chat.

[@stepain85]

Sharks: dolphins are so annoying,they keep smiling for no reason.thats why we go away. Dolphins:eheekhehehek

[@danettezayassantana4094]

Dolphin : Haha dolphin noises go *KEHKEHJEKEEKEKEKEHEH*

[@nimranaeem3062]

What of sharks are weak?shark:AHHHHh het away! Dolphins:lets play ball ebehehehwh

[@boriazone57]

Bro I'VE HEARD THIS COMMENT ALL LOUD. 😂

[@ivoflo]

@@boriazone57 especially the dolphin's part

[@soulknight6520]

More like: Dolphins: *SPONGEBOB LAUGHTER*

[@mahsiseua]

Shark: "i fear no one. but that thing... *dolphin* it scares me"

[@CorruptionManX]

Just in packs.

[@arun7998]

Also orca

[@herlingaaland]

No man*

[@herlingaaland]

No man*

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

Orcas be like: Hippity hoppity, your liver is now my property

[@Aberrant17]

"You lookin' lost there, gills. This is bottlenose territory."

[@prabhuprasad3679]

Shark's liver: *exists* Orcas: it's free real estate

[@matrixarsmusicworkshop561]

XDD

[@nazcastanon]

Shark: stealth tank Dolphin: quick attacker Orca: op broken, must nerf

[@jayvhoncalma3458]

Humpback whale : Support/tank

[@warmac88]

Lol

[@edmundkempin3653]

Orca ridiculously OP lol. Bigger, faster, warm blooded, more intelligent, works in pods. OP AF lol

[@poop-ph1gj]

@@edmundkempin3653 "Bruh nerf 3 page bite/swallow beatdown"

[@mauricemotors8207]

@@edmundkempin3653 Orca is like the B1B lancer fast and big with a lot of punch

[@chuuu4610]

Shark makes eye-contact with a dolphin. Dolphin: So You Have Chosen Death.

[@yomom2027]

Cringeeee

[@ahmadyounas7372]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KimTaehyung-rn6gj]

2 types of comments ^

[@gettingboredyeet2103]

@@yomom2027 what’s cringe is liking your own comment/reply

[@yomom2027]

@@gettingboredyeet2103 imma just prove you wrong by liking my comment so it's shows 2 likes so stfu

[@Fackeldackel]

White shark: I am the alpha predator! Dolphin: Look, a new toy! Orca: Look, a Snack! White shark:...

[@real_adii]

BUT REMEMBER.. ORCAS AND DOLPHINS COME AS A GROUP... BUT SHARK ALWAYS ALONE 🔥

[@mr.google7364]

Megalodon shark : I'm the alpha great combat predator Dolphin: Orcas:

[@jadesandaan1500]

@@real_adii still a food regardless of their number

[@darrenreynolds7985]

I was today years old when I found out that Killer Whales are “Dolphins”

[@fuckgoogle3875]

Me too,thats creazy,learning everything new in this pandemic

[@mariagabriela9613]

Same

[@Power_puff_gamer]

I am 23 and I got to know the same today.

[@Jernofenz]

orcas r known as killer whale cuz they literally r killers of whales.. they r the only marine animal that kills giant whales

[@MissLaraAshcroft]

Same..I thought like ‘Great White Sharks’ or ‘Bottlenose Dolphins’, ‘Killer Whale’ is just a type of whales 😅

[@aechristopher8693]

Great White Shark: *BREATHS* Killer Whale: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*

[@bencampbell3825]

Stfu

[@aechristopher8693]

@@bencampbell3825 aww u gon cry? 😱 Who hurt you? 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😭😭

[@bnanachan7029]

@@bencampbell3825 ok bud?

[@Parasoulz]

If she breaths, She's a thot

[@shreksymemes9429]

@@bencampbell3825 Nou

[@revthescatman137]

Sharks: *exists* A pod of dolphins: *tough guy finger snapping*

[@Rinesmyth]

Easily the best comment right here

[@theshellest]

It's nice to know sharks are afraid of something. I'm going scuba diving next week and it never occurred to me I might see sharks.

[@walterpayton2120]

They are also afraid of ppl if you dive toward them they run away, they are not fighters just opportunistic predators

[@ibnuherlambang5005]

"Why are sharks afraid of dolphin?" Dolphins: You know the rules, and so do I

[@glenneric1]

Did you just Rick roll us with lyrics only? That's cold.

[@ibnuherlambang5005]

@@glenneric1 hahaha

[@marc-ku7qw]

"Say Goodbye"

[@toptrendingmemes3994]

Say goodbye Boom

[@COCOTHECOCKERSPANIEL]

My dog 🐕🐕 Best videos 1 missing mummy kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqvUi5qgptmIeas 2 BP bad gaya kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIOudZxnqJaWmMk 3 dog grooming kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYOxq6mOlLd3f68

[@nathannguyen7597]

Shark:*exists* Dolphins: So anyways, I started blasting

[@cowboypeebop]

You mean poking jsjsjhshshjajsbsb

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@NATHAN JAYNE I liked it tho so,,,,,,,,,,

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@cowboypeebop you mean jabbing skskskskskssk.

[@Lazy_Prophet]

Lame

[@bluesunshine420]

Me: I’m going to bed early tonight Me at 3am: “Why are sharks afraid of dolphins”

[@danelemtz539]

X O story of my life

[@alexlucero7472]

Lol same me

[@ulrickguiliman4810]

I don't need sleep. I need answers! And I wasn't disappointed. The more you know :)

[@keisasaki9928]

Same omg

[@danielmak33]

It’s 3am really lol

[@Codysurfsup]

Group of dolhpins: (sees shark) GET HIM!

[@PillsNotHere]

Title:"Why are sharks afraid of dolphins?" Me: "Wait they are?"

[@geraldvelasquez1023]

Same I dint even know

[@xrosesc]

All we gotta do to swim safe in the ocean is bring a dolphin with u😂

[@linardlamaj6329]

I thought that sharks eat dolphins

[@geraldvelasquez1023]

@@linardlamaj6329 me to

[@KiriakosBlackWolf]

*Shark* : Minding his own business *Dolphin* : So anyway, I started blasting

[@parrishharris3008]

Yooooooooooooo, I'm dead with laughter on that one 👍.

[@davaughndenton356]

Lol whhhyyy1

[@Alex-cn9uj]

🤣👍 that one got me

[@fgip358]

Hahaha

[@Outdoorcookwarereviews]

Surfers: "look out for the sharks" Sharks:"look out for the dolphins" Dolphins:"squeak squeak squeak squeak" Translation: "Lock and Load boys"

[@nagamings-roblox1646]

xD

[@Outdoorcookwarereviews]

@Green Giant 🤣🤣🤣

[@jo_nm9484]

Get flappin' comrades

[@lord_xylozdoomsday959]

Monkys do the same thing until they get bored and tear you to shreds

[@dreymac1226]

Blue whale has entered the chat

[@whatdyoudotomydrink9364]

Dolphins all gangster till Jaw theme starts playing.

[@_xen9499]

*A dolphin sees a shark nearby* The dolphin mafia: lets jump this fool

[@antonioklaic4839]

Lv. 1 Goon vs Lv. 100 Mob Boss

[@flamingburnspring2776]

Why would u add a mafia tho🤔😂😂 that's really got me😂😂😂

[@takumekirin1282]

Me: alright boss.......leme' just.......Ahem-ahem...........ICE-ICE BAYBEH!!!!~~~~~~~

[@midnight-user12]

You know where you are man? You’re in the hood, this is my town fool!!

[@wii1245]

Shark sees dolphinn pod. Shrk: oh, shit!

[@ftjp2328]

Dolphins: sees shark Dolphin: prepare for trouble The rest of the pod: make it double

[@Nathan66632]

Megalodon: get in my mouth

[@24Sevyn]

This is so good 😂😂😂

[@Kanal7Indonesia]

Double trouble

[@rodprops]

Is that a "The Bloodhound Gang", reference? LoL

[@ralphschreckengost6865]

Clorox Bleach this just gave me some team rocket vibes

[@MrClupster]

Shark: *Exists* Dolphin: *So you’ve chosen death.*

[@screetart1338]

So you have chosen stolen joke. Reee

[@Nathan66632]

Megalodon: hello

[@Nourgga]

Gayy

[@imthatjay]

I'm sorry but I've seen this meme format waaaay too many times on youtube it's just getting kinda old

[@nblgus2595]

Stolen

[@vajliakduke6231]

4:32 Shark: Mr.Killer Whale, i would like to purchase a new IPhone. Killer Whale: your liver, please.

[@revenant849]

Shark: *Breathes* Orca: *YOUR LIVER IS MINE*