'Why are you closed' goes Metal!

[@catbatrat1760]

His backup dancers deserve a raise. They did a phenomenal job!

[@KNIGHT-TEMPLARS-888]

😂😆😆👍🍺

[@stacychamness9077]

😂😂😂😂👍 LMFAO!!

[@Soltice-ty2nf]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Genesis-m9t1n]

I agree, and that ending was just spectacular!

[@kamwickw933]

Definitely interpretive dance.

[@megahurtz30]

The performance art dance, by the kid, really ties the whole thing together

[@badnewsBH]

Doesn't it, though? XD

[@scottpayne33]

Like a good rug.

[@dwaynehiler5735]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dwaynehiler5735]

@@badnewsBH excuse me person or anyone else who sees this, sry to bother u, but what does "XD" mean? I've been seeing this lately, and i have no idea what it means (apparently im not hip anymore lol). Pls help? (Not a joke, serious question)

[@phillipwatashe2018]

@@dwaynehiler5735 it's a face with its eyes closed laughing its ass off

[@rfrolicarts]

"It's just a spectacle to you" That line actually hits hard, though

[@kajetanhewitt6240]

ikr sounds like a punk song

[@7shinta7]

I mean, the dude has a point... somehow.

[@aaronjones7093]

Wow you are beautiful

[@envioustunic6713]

@@aaronjones7093 and thats why you never should use a real image of yourself on the internet. The more you know🌟

[@flaccidego4291]

"How dare you do this to us! We are the Toronto public! We want to shop! I've watched this like 60 times & somehow it just keeps getting better! Thank u to all involved for making this possible. 😄

[@pizzadebbie]

The way the singer left space during the ascending chords during the outro was very tasteful.

[@demirdincay3648]

the kid slamming himself on the window was the icing on the cake

[@econogate]

Dean Ween very Brownish.

[@chrismitchell523]

legend

[@denverjames4864]

No doubt he is angsty, natural selection would have weeded him out yonks ago were it not for grocery stores

[@fritzcolburn]

Reminds me of the old "Open open open" commercial. I don't remember what store it was for maybe Target? Here it is. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5OnY6Vjbduibrs

[@positivelastaction3957]

It's absolutely superb!

[@nocnipraha]

Lyrics: Why are you closed Tell us why you're closed (2x) Why, why, why are you closed? I wanna go shopping in the Eaton Center Why are you locked Why are you closing your doors Why are you locking your doors to the public Why Tell us the reason why Why Tell us the reason Tell us the reason why Why are you putting people through this Why, why Why are you putting us through this Who gave you the right (2x) On what right do you exclude the population Why Who are you How dare you do this to us We are the Toronto public We want to shop We want to get into the Eaton Center It is a public place It says it's open 'till 7 o'clock Why are you closed, why, why, tell us why Tell us why Does anyone else care? It's just a spectacle to you (2x) It's just funny Let the police cut off my balls

[@jeffwarner9451]

Little did he realize, he was the reason, why

[@bigalhague]

He says does anyone else care at the end

[@ShaggyDawg]

@@bigalhague yes

[@blazinghot18]

Lyrics. Omfg yes

[@shaggydoo25]

The ending is so metal

[@PuddilyOops]

That one lady who’s like, ‘This guy’s a complete nut job but if they open the doors I do have some shopping to do...”

[@funniebunnie4u]

She looks like.... "The mall doesn't even open until 9:00am." Tf is wrong with this kid?!" gigglez..😁😁😁

[@DroppinJewelzz]

I would’ve said the same thing 🤣

[@Bezmenov93]

It sounds like socialism

[@shamusbob7969]

Just cause the nut is jumpin on the barb wire doesn't mean you can't use him to jump over it!

[@satryoadiantares7708]

That is actually what I’ve been thinking at the start

[@bentstrider]

Never realized this was from 2010. With the events of the past, four years, could've swore this was more recent.

[@mikemikel1629]

Wait, this was from 2010?

[@magnuskallas]

Same here, has this late 2020s Corona vibe to it.

[@coralburriss3546]

People have been awful like this for a long time. We didn't have the power of social media until recently. Case closed.

[@sergioampv1640]

I was sure this was from 2020.

[@nathanlewis5682]

It's Fauci, the NIH, CDC, WHO and the Chinese commie party who is at fault for the Coof19 virus

[@Solidkhallid]

RATM: Rage Against The Mall

[@nathanloon3124]

Lmao! I'm glad I was drinking anything when I read this comment.

[@elizabethr4107]

🤣🤣🤣

[@666LonesomeSailor]

"Shopping in the name of!" :D

[@mimireuser5383]

Oh my god 😂😂😂 that was funny

[@amseez]

😀😄😆😂🤣

[@TalosBjorn]

"By what right do you exclude the population" this dude is the Shakespeare of hyperbolic public freakouts

[@bigpeeb1462]

This legendary comment didn’t have a reply so I am doing so

[@asphaltus7455]

Dude be spitting in iambic

[@xkidgey]

People who "know their rights" but actually don't know their rights are a prime source of comedy in society since the invention of the camera

[@howlsaur]

I beautiful line to say to a dictator, a hilarious line to yell at a mall

[@frankvizen5480]

Hahaha yes!!

[@someguy5035]

The teens are hilarious. This is a masterpiece.

[@ytka9603]

Teens? Oh yea i saw them on this orange site. Pretty good garage band.

[@r25-j9e]

@@ytka9603 what the fuck

[@aaaaa-299]

@@r25-j9e lmfaooo

[@navydavy]

@@ytka9603 i don't really think pedo jokes are funny but anyway

[@ytka9603]

@@r25-j9e yeah, they play heavy metal too.

[@AD-eg9cw]

This is the guy who has never missed a city council meeting.

[@BlackAdder-nv2qy]

Jeez, so phöking accurate!😆😆

[@jacobgarland3257]

"We're not against you on this! We're not against you on this...!"

[@asanokatana]

"By what right do you exclude the population" is right up there with "By what right does the wolf judge the lion". Masterpiece.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Polina-ye3wh]

But why?

[@Jigsawfan2007saw4ever]

Why does the wolf judge the fox

[@pepelefrog1121]

Now do "I dont have cancer, diabetes, myocarditis nor Alzheimer" goes metal.

[@adamcraig919]

go fighters ⚾️🏟️

[@JKT84]

"We are the Toronto public, we want to SHOP!" He delivers this like he's addressing a crowd of downtrodden blue collar workers at a union rally. I would follow this man into battle.

[@Silver-cl2bd]

😂👏

[@jack-of-all-trades1234]

You would follow like a lemming.

[@user-te7wc7lh4r]

Alexander on the hill

[@TommyZ75483]

"We are the Tokyo Pubic in Japan, we want to shop!" This is Japan and Tajikistan! Understand?

[@MadScientist267]

There's probably a cliff on the other side of where he is trying to go. Or maybe should be.

[@Kwarde.]

If I ever see something like this happening and people are filming, I'm just gonna start headbanging in case Antunes transforms it into metal.

[@67bajaconv]

My man! Best idea of the day.

[@Tallahass33]

I’m gonna do some modern dance on the glass

[@mtgunveiled874]

@@Tallahass33 Lmao your response has had me laughing like a Jackle for at least ten minutes now

[@user-cb4vt3qm3j]

I get the feeling those kids had a very similar thought.

[@USAltefore]

@D_ans Where do I sign up to join this flash mob?

[@2face789]

The peace sign on his t-shirt has made this man a very peaceful and understanding person.

[@benpyne1228]

When I saw that I totally knew he was a nice guy.

[@alexiz0013]

The irony slapped me in the face as soon as I saw it 😂🤦🏽‍♀️ As if it couldn't get anymore perfect, lmao

[@MxDae]

That kid doing interpretive dancing on the glass tied it all together nicely.

[@SONOFABITCH]

Does copying that comment make you feel good about yourself?

[@MxDae]

@@SONOFABITCH Does copying that comment make you feel good about yourself?

[@SONOFABITCH]

Is this the KZbin version of 'I know what you are, but what am I?' If you are 11, I apologize to your parents, but I think they could be doing a better job.

[@nthompson1673]

😄😃

[@ronaldspeirs2833]

@@MxDae lol

[@PlainSaber]

Imagine if there was another door that was open, but he was just using the wrong door

[@jimf4278]

Hahahaha! 😂😂😂

[@-JungleHunter1987-]

😁

[@Tekkerue]

I was literally waiting for that the entire time. Kind of disappointed that didn't happen. 😂

[@deaj8450]

I am fairly sure this was actually the case. I've heard that as an explanation, and then another is that they closed because of nearby potential for riots or something. Considering there are a bunch of people you can see inside I think this door was closed for maintenance on something and he was being a dumbass.

[@lunernova69]

ok, I just lost it.....BwAAAAhHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....good one!

[@Dr.Rosenbaum]

I like how a kid zombie dancing on the window isn't the most ridiculous thing to be happening there.

[@notgabe909]

Huh 666 likes

[@Lianna_Is_Me]

Ahreed

[@emilyspruill3702]

its his back up dancer

[@Dr.Rosenbaum]

@@emilyspruill3702 😂

[@proudatheist2042]

His satirical humor is amazing!

[@seth4321]

1:47 That escalated quickly

[@sarahm.4926]

Omg I did not expect it to end like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@superatomic9761]

you ever just wonder like, who are these people? what do they do in their daily lives? what are their hobbies? what do they think about from day to day?

[@kettlebellmusclegain]

They think, "WHY ARE YOU CLOSED"

[@wildeasage]

Shoppers. Shop. Shopping. Going to the mall.

[@tlewis4054]

Their hobby is asking why, just like a child 🙄😂

[@Wizard_Pikachu]

@@johnny4eel Ah yes. Of course, always think negatively

[@andrasdudas8226]

This whole world is screwed up, and I want shopping, and I know, that you all are out there, to screw me up! Anyway! Why are you closed?!

[@republikadugave420]

Dude actually had modern song structure in his rant...Started with chorus, short verse, pre chorus,chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, end..

[@catbatrat1760]

Rhyming and everything!

[@venomousbluefrog]

There is a power and truth in some of these viral rants that writers, poets, performers can only hope to imitate.

[@rgerber]

and ended with an outro skit/solo

[@CadillacDriver]

Ummm the bridge isn't at the end of a song.

[@luke__s0l0]

Well I'm sure the reason songs have that structure is because of how are our brains are. To put it into other words, this yelling man went viral because he wasn't thinking much and spoke from his soul, which resonated with the most people (even if it's just to laugh at him). So maybe songs also have that structure because it's just the refined version of our animal brain default.

[@breakfreak3181]

The "It's just a spectacle to you, it's just a spectacle to you!" riff at the end is *hard* !

[@TelieaSellers]

Indeed🔥

[@RedstoneMiner18]

So am i

[@Mari_Oh]

What did he say he wants the police to do to his balls? Did anyone catch that?

[@tom416]

😂 "let the police cut off my balls!" That was an escalation I didn't see coming! 😂

[@morganreigns1984]

😂 lol

[@furrowingowl5906]

I used to be a mall security director. I can vouch for the authenticity of this sort of thing.

[@lonewolf9578]

What’s even going on?

[@furrowingowl5906]

@@lonewolf9578 without knowing the specifics, it's likely just some random local crazy dude losing his sh*t because the mall doors hadn't been unlocked yet for the morning.

[@bananabread6002]

Was there also an electric guitar playing behind everything?

[@Snuzzled]

@@lonewolf9578 iirc, there was a protest going on, and people were vandalizing local businesses. So the mall closed down to protect itself.

[@Wingspand1]

Dude sounds really entitled. I also have a friend in security for a mall and he hates people now.

[@drudiogenes8544]

I like how he reveals his deepest, darkest sexual fantasy right at the end.

[@hangry3102]

Had me shooketh

[@shamusbob7969]

His mixture of political satire and sexual deviation is a great form of protest.

[@Soupler52]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, ya know?

[@Gnomey666]

Yeah what a twist!

[@MichaelScottGuitar]

Haha. You win the internets with this comment.

[@mozz6319]

Rage Against The Vending Machine.

[@JOhnDoe-nl4wj]

this needs to be top comment

[@dragonflygirl1961]

Fantastic comment!

[@erasmominaya1239]

I see what you did there •w•

[@chaseb.8583]

Nice

[@beewell1600]

boy blessed be you

[@ianandsylviaearlymorningra2903]

Love the door handle-shaking riff at 0:31 .. 🤬!

[@baradinr]

My cat shouting at every closed door

[@FuzzyElf]

Why! Why do I have no thumbs! Oh, why!!! :'(

[@darshanr2369]

Except your cat is adorable.

[@richardscaggs5936]

Lol 😂😆😆

[@i.aint.1.of.ur.little.friends]

🤣🤣

[@domlalonde7111]

I can relate... finally!

[@TechySpeaking]

That final line is pure metal.

[@The_Situation]

Sounds like it could have a darker side... Something a paedo would worry about.

[@thetricksterpill]

Fr

[@kiingblue]

I got fucking BLINDSIDED by that one oh my god. Let the police cut off my balls! So true, man.

[@Moneymagi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelnichols9557]

The police do what now?! 🤣

[@HokieD1993]

His lyrics are good, but his stage presence is terrible.

[@davidllamas9303]

Hes really gotta work on that or people are gonna be turned off by him hahahahaha

[@MikuPinky]

WE WANT TO SHOP!!!!!!!!!

[@freddiejonesy6168]

LoL!

[@EllieBergeron92]

I know, it's like he doesn't know who he's speaking to!

[@shamusbob7969]

Sometimes it's just about the music from some artists, especially with his biting social satire where he calls us out, his own listeners, with "it's just a spectacle to you?" this lyric got me through so many worldstar fight videos when it got too intense and I almost turned the video off, I remembered the magic phrase.

[@jeffrey1954]

"Why are you putting us through this! Who gave you the RIGHT!" This man's lyrics are so quintessentially metal, as if all the souls of the damned called this out in unison with him.

[@sergioampv1640]

He gave us more than we deserved.

[@adw6894]

He is a Karen. Since when you started to praise Karens? Lol

[@o-shawnspecific80]

You know "let the police cut off my balls" was probably the most metal part about this whole video.

[@FabulousSquidward]

Right?

[@o-shawnspecific80]

I commented. I don't really care enough about the attention to steal from someone. I didnt even read anyone elses

[@samare35]

And the laugh 😂

[@ZA-mb5di]

1:46

[@peytongonavy]

This video was the culmination of something beautiful. It was destiny. 🥹

[@kurtfroberg6636]

Personally? The thing that warms my heart most is the impromptu interpretive dance offered by the young man in the back. Clearly, he is a Student Of Life, and should be granted a full scholarship to the music college of his choice.

[@arcang2102]

Yes indeed! The Schorship of Spiking hardcore Fetynyl!

[@olympiaskye2324]

@@arcang2102 Nah. He was just acting like the idiot right next to him, clearly! Send him to acting school and we can get more of his comedy of trolling Karens and Darrens! Much love to you kiddo! 🤗😉❤🙏

[@fiberpoet6250]

@@arcang2102 Nah he’s trolling the boomer It’s glorious

[@seancarter6492]

I've heard great things about the College in Solitude.

[@friendnamedjane8686]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elsea8901]

Plot twist, they weren’t closed..he was pulling a push open door🙈

[@miguel-gohan]

Lmao

[@pyp2205]

LOL XD

[@LAkadian]

Seems like the type who would.

[@danyamariegeddes8320]

😜

[@pyp2205]

Or he was pushing a pull door. 😂

[@ChrisFineganTunes]

This is one of the finest videos on the internet. So much to love.

[@pepsiatlas5452]

"On what rights do you exclude the population?" Is one of the most metal lines ive ever heard in my life

[@pendafen7405]

somewhat punk as well

[@Vetrarbreytin]

I was rather thinking about : Power to the people ! No delay ! In order to fight the power that be ! Works too.

[@JAPerror]

The way he said it is metalhead af

[@HaltDieKlappa]

666 likes

[@cgillit]

About as metal as you can get for a middle aged guy who wants to shop at Old Navy.

[@spangbib8595]

I can't help but feel three different ways about this 1. Why are they closed? 2. I can't believe this is in Toronto 3. Damn the riffs are good

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

It was closed because of protests at the G20

[@banjoboy01]

hell ya it's Toronto, I worked on Younge street, nothing to see here

[@thulsa_doom]

Plot twist: it was on a Sunday

[@PeaceOnEarth013]

as a Hamiltonian I absolutely believe this is Toronto

[@PeaceOnEarth013]

there'd be crack involved if it was in Hamilton

[@MeltedBirdFace]

I love the way he just lumbers off, dead eyed like an NPC who just gave the player the quest reward.

[@yellowblanka6058]

I'm sure he forgot all about the mall the second he encountered a food cart.

[@breath888]

Those eyes, shudderrrrr

[@Xithos777]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you nailed that this ..comment deserves way more likes 🤣🤣😆🤣😅🤣😆🤣💀

[@manicmedusa]

LMFAO

[@humanheart5229]

That is the opposite of an NPC.

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

1:03 best part lol

[@TimidSylveon]

That “why, why, why are closed” riff has been stuck in my head for 2 years and nobody knows why I sing it to myself lol.

[@Jack-ot1zq]

Kinda like “we gonna play Steve!”

[@SetiSupreme]

"is this just a spectacle to you, is this just a spectacle to you!??"

[@wolf.eye._-]

Lmao

[@drudiogenes8544]

😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BeforetheStorm.]

It's fire ngl

[@briansavage932]

The kid smearing himself against the window takes this whole thing to another to level. Reminds me of every sweaty front row kid at a metal show.

[@thejourneyman8890]

I've never seen the original video so when I saw that I was thoroughly broken 😂

[@rhapsodyshadow_]

Am I the only one who actually thought this happened during COVID season for a quick sec?

[@B.H.56]

It's Mango!!

[@krenwregget7667]

It may be a reference to "Dawn of the Dead".

[@amelie9032]

@@rhapsodyshadow_ I thought so too until I searched for the original video

[@kurtdewittphoto]

The doors were kept closed so that this video could exist.

[@ZELDAMAN1000]

Yes, XD

[@nisanurzeynepozcan1708]

A small price for the salvation

[@singleplayermoments]

It was all an elaborate scheme to get to this moment!

[@lphoogenboom]

And god said let the door be closed. And they were closed. And it was good.

[@keithklassen5320]

Also the police were short a few pairs.

[@lucas82]

I'm not trying to be philosophical or anything but why are any of us closed? Powerful stuff.

[@wobbly8294]

This guy makes everything sound so good

[@ManneredRace089]

Yup 😂

[@Difficultfuckhead]

Proper rockn'

[@nasty.nelson]

Seems anyone can be a metal vocalist, you just need a great guitarist..

[@magnificloud]

My guy can make anything sound profound with that metal music behind it

[@BaldCape9]

he is the absolute best at this on YT, there's also this one other dude who plays the drums, really good too

[@mikewilliamson9671]

Kid in jean shorts: “these edibles ain’t shit.” ....10 mins later....:

[@nomadicheathen6054]

😂😂👍...That was good!

[@robertb7460]

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries

[@totdestroyer7151]

@@robertb7460 i was gonna say that 😂

[@theshahofiran4350]

Jorts

[@crimsonfancy]

@@theshahofiran4350 Worts. Can't lose in em.

[@jelly7310]

Rumor has it he wasn't even going in, he was just curious.

[@edwardbaumbarger160]

Rumor has it, he was an employee that called-out sick.

[@0623kaboom]

truth has it he lives in Toronto and is one of the reasons the whole freaking province has been in lockdown since the boxing day ... . Toronto ... a group of people too dumb to wear a mask to prevent spreading a disease and forcing the province they are in and the ones beside them to lockdown to keep the spread of the disease down ... look up MORON ... you will see Lives in Toronto ... as a place of residence.

[@danderflygames]

HAHAHAHAA!!

[@tylerk9455]

@@0623kaboom you are the problem

[@dimariobell8499]

Lol!!!!

[@noewantstosleep]

when he turned around and revealed that he was wearing a shirt with a peace sign, I absolutely lost it

[@adw6894]

Hypocrite man

[@bogdanzewolf]

No lyrics in the description? Here you go: Why are you closed? Tell us why you’re closed? Tell us why you’re closed? Why? Why? Why, are you closed? I want to go shopping in the Eaton Centre, why are you locked? Why are you closing your doors? Why are you locking your doors to the public? Why, tell us the reason, why? Why? Tell us the reason? Tell us the reason, why? Why are you putting people through this? Why? Why? Why are you putting us through this? Who gave you the right? Who gave you the right? What right do you exclude the population? Why? Who are you? How dare you do this to us? We are the Toronto Public, we want to shop, we want to get into the Eaton Centre, it is a public place, it says it’s open till 7 o’clock. Why are you closed? Why? Why? Tell us why? Tell us why? Is just a spectacle to you? Is just a spectacle to you? Is just funny? Ha, ha, hah, let the police cut off my balls

[@Duende70]

Wow. thank you! This metal song text isnt that bad!

[@guitarliketom]

You want to tab this out too?

[@TalynStormcrow]

That actually helped a lot, my speakers aren't great so I couldn't make out everything. Canada! I thought they were less like this! Someone needs to tell this guy the difference between public and private property.

[@sj9350]

I thought he was saying he wants to shop and eat cheddar

[@chrish1489]

@@sj9350 That would be even better lyrics. When i cover this song, thats the lyrics i will sing. :-)

[@pedroyumasashy]

"Tell us the reason why" is a very metal thing to say

[@Ammeo]

Indeed

[@marcostheblinkedscout1309]

I think "is this a spectacle to you" is also pretty metal Idk about the police cutting his balls of thing tho

[@rizhtrainer]

@@marcostheblinkedscout1309 I'd say that falls into black metal grounds

[@marcostheblinkedscout1309]

@@rizhtrainer which one, the spectacle or cutting his balls off

[@afrog2666]

There`s nothing metal about that guy

[@FourOf92000]

"by what _right_ do you exclude the population?" I love the melodrama of that line so much

[@florivalentina3400]

@Lisa THANKS!🥰🙏🇺🇸❤🇩🇰

[@sherk3286]

@Lisa fairly certain the original video is from before the pandemic Edit: yes, its from 10 years ago

[@thedbq1]

fits metal perfectly well, i like it

[@TheFreshTrumpet]

@Lisa I empathize with your concern but the alternative could be significantly worse. This virus has already killed 400,000 Americans, and that’s after our (albeit poorly managed and far from acceptable) pandemic response. If we hadn’t taken such drastic measures, our mile marker would be in the millions not hundred-thousands. It’s reasonable to argue that the impact on our economy would have been even worse if that happened. I’d say the best thing we can do now is continue to socially distance and wear masks, and figure out how we can improve on the inadequate response plan of the last admin

[@crazyymmann1994]

@Lisa its a complete and total fabrication forced upon us , no domino affect . unless you mean after you stand them all up , well they are forcing them to all fall over !! its always been controled and they have always planned this NWO takeover !!!

[@elanderan1104]

1:07 "We want to shop!" His delivery was powerful. it reminded me of the lead Disturbed singer David Draiman

[@DrawMan321]

This part when he says "it's just a spectacle to you" went full megadeth

[@Waking1]

Megadeath band?

[@Chris-P.-Bacon-III]

oh my god you're right every one of these videos is just a megadeath song

[@p1g5m0k3]

It does have some Blackmail The Universe vibes with the spoken words lol.

[@applescruff909]

🎶Sweating Bulleeeeeeeets🎶

[@JM-fo1te]

Yeah, but Megadeth would never allow the police to cut off their balls :3

[@Rathanii]

That kid was 100% mocking that guy by pretending to be a zombie

[@TalynStormcrow]

I'm glad others saw the joke.

[@bluesolace9052]

Good improvisation on their part

[@seanc41556]

Yeah.. Thanks for clearing that up...

[@memejest]

Oh was he? Are you sure?

[@Kapteinkoelle]

I thought they were struggling to get through the door. Im so stupid.

[@DenisPetrov1980]

"How dare you do this to us" is an absolutely genius melodic line!

[@BrokenDownTramp]

Meta Greta

[@BronzeRivet]

Yeah that bit around 1:03 made me think of Vai a bit.

[@deviousxen]

best part

[@HerrSint]

And an absolutely genius lyric line!

[@firstratecuntlapper4234]

Greta Thunberg approves 😆

[@harryrammer]

I have the utmost respect for artists who write lyrics in one take!

[@adultkarate1820]

“How dare you do this to us!” - that short melodic breakdown is orgasmic

[@FluffyBunnyKitties]

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[@FluffyBunnyKitties]

I want it to be longer!!! I mean not just that part .. but the song needs to repeat the mean verse / chorus.. I need a lot more of this song in my ears

[@DustinAlcorn]

It literally hit the second I read this

[@ArexSant]

it's great lol

[@dennisoman2294]

You got a good ear.

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

Looking at the teenagers thinking: Oh this is what nihilism looks like.

[@EmilyKresl]

More like this is me and my bored bestie photo bombing a gem 😂

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

@@EmilyKresl LOL.

[@Ammeo]

haha, gold comment

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

@Angelo Steven LOL thanks. But that would be 6 hundred Noine likes 😂😂

[@alan112223]

Donny...

[@saltypotatochip4707]

0:44 the way the guy looked at the kid and then continued really cracked me up for some reason

[@roguesheep3083]

Realized the kids on his side, just a different approach.

[@royjordi7950]

he be like "are you on my side?" and then "ah nevermind".

[@dhruvlevel9641]

Same lmao

[@orrling]

@@roguesheep3083 man this cracked me up I'm crying from ur comment

[@metislamestiza3708]

every week i have to inject immunoglobulins in my tummy as i'm immuno compromised with stage four lymphoma. i laughed so fucking hard the needle almost popped out of my stomach LOLOLOLOL. everything is perfection with this channel!!! thanks for your musical brilliance Andre, and for your tenacious spirit , Mr WHYAREYOUCLOSED

[@BDizzleMySchnizzle]

That kid was thinking this shit is definitely going viral, now is my time to shine.

[@RedAndtheBlackRocker]

And O he did shine

[@loganbrent8075]

do you think the kid looked high

[@BDizzleMySchnizzle]

@@loganbrent8075 nah, he's acting like 15 or 16 year old, lol

[@Sam-vk8xd]

Yup, his time to shine. He will forever be remembered as the guy that was humping the window next to the “why are you closed?” Guy.

[@camacaron06]

I don’t know about that. The original video was posted 10 years ago

[@alexanderstilianov]

Teen on the right: "Oh shit. This looks like it's gonna go viral. Now's my chance."

[@Beardless-Soul]

I can't tell if that kid was just super weird, or the world's next comedy genius, or both.

[@shanks8681]

@@Beardless-Soul both lmao. not to mention the guy in the black shirt is depressed and divorced version of Shakespeare

[@Mike_On_Film]

The lyrics are just so raw and real. This lead singer is a pure artist.

[@notmancoolo5961]

Don't mess with him, he's got one of those Satanic Pentagram shirts on.

[@ColdestDay]

GG Allin reincarnated

[@thelastpanda01]

That last line was deep.

[@QuarrellaDeVil]

I think he was channeling Jello Biafra.

[@miguelbarrera8052]

Andre is a genius. Not only plain genius for putting music to all these videos, but all the time signatures! I can't even call them, but I can hear them. It would be interesting to see the tabs.

[@peterjuff]

Guy: “is this a spectacle to you, you think this is funny?” Everyone: yes

[@marsharupe8112]

It's even funnier now . . .

[@BrainDetox]

No, it's not funny!

[@DrillOnABeat]

Did he really say at end: „let the police cut off my balls“?

[@Cloudy_Creations1]

@@DrillOnABeat I- I think so..

[@royjaber571]

@@BrainDetox yup it is 😂 he's not a clown he's the whole circus 🤣

[@tamarastephens7228]

That kid needs an Emmy. His timing was absolutely perfect

[@herbderbler1585]

He's issuing proclamations like a medieval champion standing outside the portcullis of a castle demanding to duel the king's champion.

[@EaglesQuestions]

No, he doesn't get to sound that cool. He's just a Karen.

[@SpectreGunship]

His minstrels were funny though.

[@nafereuskortex9055]

​@@EaglesQuestions That's what makes him look more pathetic, he's acting like that because he can't buy his icecream.

[@ant3917]

he does get to sound cool​@@EaglesQuestions

[@carlotta4th]

More like a guy who is used to intimidating people into getting what he wants by getting in their faces and talking loud. He can't "win" against a wall, though, so once he foolishly realizes it he tries to regain his confidence by intimidating a nearby person again. In their face. Talking loud.

[@stefanweibel3040]

Haven‘t seen this for a while - absolute genius! Thx Andre!

[@michaelglover2871]

"It's just a spectacle to you?" "It's just a spectacle to you?" Classic fade-out. 👨‍🎤👨‍🎤

[@helenarichard]

Let the police cut off my balls was the outro

[@HoldenHardman]

Me: There's no way he's going to be able to make this sound good. Me once song starts: WHY! Tell us the reason WHY!!

[@davidadrian1972]

Why you doubt Peter 😂😂

[@Raphael.6]

"I wanna go shop in the eaton center" Head banging intensifies

[@jakobsin8414]

Broooo I love your friend watches series. It helped me get through 2020

[@romanes_eunt_domus]

@@Raphael.6 "it is a public place" Deep voice: Rrrrrrrrrrrawwwwwww

[@nathanielhernandez8843]

What’s up, Holden! I love your channel ❤️

[@breadyegg]

The existential torment in that poor man's soul, captured perfectly.

[@philosophicaldudeman]

😂

[@rasaecnai]

lol. "If i cant shop, life is meaningless."

[@Viciousotk1]

@@rasaecnai "i shop, then i exist"

[@speedsterh]

@@Viciousotk1 "I shop therefore I am". Barbara Kruger would be proud

[@Viciousotk1]

@@speedsterh I was trying to imitate descartes but my english sucks lol

[@michellehabachi1863]

NGL......tears were rolling down my face from laughing so hard!! I even had to use my inhaler because I started wheezing!! 😂😂😂 This masterpiece is going to be stuck in my head ( and I'm okay with that). I'll be sure to recreate this scene anytime someplace is closed when it shouldn't be....😂😂😂

[@Randalftown]

The plot twist of him turning around and revealing that he’s wearing some don’t worry be happy hippie t-shirt… brilliant

[@00st307-m]

Not sure it was a hippie shirt - it had the word “resist” on it. And the red star is a communist symbol. I usually think of hippies being about love and pacifism.

[@Fi6ment]

it almost looks like a pentacle/pentagram to me which really ties the whole metal vibe together perfectly

[@kevinbissinger]

it's literally a resistance shirt saying support the troops... it has a peace sign but it's nooooot a hippy shirt. the exact opposite

[@Jesus_Saves_Believers]

Right?!

[@neonice]

It's not that at all do you have eyes

[@jacksawyer3510]

That kid is the embodiment of great satire and parody.

[@GREENBELLES]

For real 😂

[@samuel_excels]

That kid is meme culture.

[@olivermiller8943]

@Quinn Chase is this a joke

[@alexlobitz219]

@Quinn Chase I really hope this is a joke

[@Trunks1200]

@@olivermiller8943 looking at their subscriptions... I don't think they are

[@tedbell6708]

I liked his rendition of Yoko Ono's "Why" a lot more than the original. It's rare that a cover outdoes the original, but it does happen.

[@GokPlusPlus]

lmfao

[@BreakingJP83]

😂, he kind of went Dave Chapelle with the police, I really believe him. 😂.

[@BreakingJP83]

He had a credibility that only Dave Chapelle could explain, sorry Yoko he was just simply more believable.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Any cover of any Yoko song would be better than the original.

[@enmiredbythelazy4401]

@@BWater-yq3jx I tripped over that freakin horror show (Why) on KZbin a couple of years ago. My wife came rushing into my office thinking one of the cats was horribly injured. We still laugh our asses off about that one :)

[@TheAuthor1996]

Best KZbin vid of the decade! Literally cannot get this off my head. Either I’m crazy or this is one hell of a catchy tune.

[@FogBattleshipKongou]

“Let the police cut off my balls” at the end hit hard af lmao

[@govindraghavan9493]

"it's' just a spectacle to you?? IT'S JUST A SPECTACLE TO YOU??" That slaps so hard tbh

[@yungkirby9759]

For real hahahaha

[@rryase]

I do and don't like how record-ready everyone is now.

[@TheDragonboy91]

Is this funny HA HA HA HA HA

[@Ivan220996]

Sounds lile suicidal tendencies or something lol

[@voice_0f_reason]

I had to headbang to those lines, lol

[@Kaggome9021]

I wonder how this guy handled 2020

[@va_str]

That plot twist at the end. This must be a concept album. I need to hear the next song.

[@StephenBrewer89]

Just had a t shirt made that says “why are you closed” on the front and “is this just a spectacle to you” on the back. Great song.

[@kilgoretrout5009]

Front of shirt : "Is this a spectacle to you" "Is this a spectacle to you" Back of shirt : "Is this funny" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "Let the police cut off my balls" I'd buy that shirt in a heart beat.

[@itwasmewasntit2448]

I'm thinking of doing the same, we just found gold.

[@CosmicAli_TheObserver]

New classic!! 🤣

[@newguy3588]

pics or it didn't happen

[@BradKwfc]

Oh my hell I'm crying just thinking about how hard I would laugh if I saw a shirt that said "Let the police cut off my balls" on the back.

[@Stephanie-my4hb]

"It's just a spectacle to you? It's just funny?" you're goddamn right

[@oskarfunes2505]

Read that in Walter white voice 😁

[@irjoes]

Guy Debord has entered the chat

[@royjaber571]

He's not a clown he's the whole circus

[@MikaelLewisify]

Good gawd...do people like this actually exist? This is why people hate Americans.

[@royjaber571]

@@MikaelLewisify not all Americans are like that but yeah

[@_shibe_7150]

Never ask A man his salary A woman her age Why are they closed

[@badgermacfeegal618]

Also why is the rum gone?

[@Polyglot_English]

Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@rileyswack5402]

Screw not asking about salary! That's how they keep our wages low!

[@Tinyfurball]

Tell us why?

[@GetFuktPriusOwners]

@@badgermacfeegal618 Thats the problem with rum the bottles always empty.

[@emmaeynon2609]

I don't think I've ever felt that strongly about anything 😂

[@BronzeRivet]

Prog Metal: 10/10. Teenager climbing on the window as satire: 11/10.

[@nam6128]

Holy fuck the ending with him turning around is so intense ive never seen that before

[@Darqoni]

also props to the camerawork not pulling away; it's a blessing to have that punchline still in

[@govindraghavan9493]

"it's' just a spectacle to you?? IT'S JUST A SPECTACLE TO YOU??" That slaps so hard tbh

[@nam6128]

The laughing got me

[@walidb123]

Omg that was weird. The dude is a freak!

[@adamstime]

couldn't have ended better imo

[@devyanshkhanna9701]

The fact that he didn't need to edit this at all is perfect

[@pveraeternvs3777]

truly a masterpiece

[@freeyourmindcraig8644]

Used to get irritated for old videos popping up in feed. This video has changed my mind. Thank you past KZbin posting peoples, thank you 🤣❤️

[@LemonWalrus546]

The phrase is "You cant fix stupid" but it doesn't say anything about REMIXING stupid.

[@daddymuggle]

Giving new meaning to 'fix it in the mix'. But why? Why can't you fix stupid? Why? Tell us the reason why? What gives you the right? The police can delete my stems.

[@owisagrom]

So many layers of brilliant orchestration. My favorite is at 1:28 where the melodic interlude anticipates the rhythm and builds up to "does anyone else care - it's just a spectacle to you" moving up the scale twice before the vocalist joins him on the third one. 👏🏻

[@TheFlippy1]

Dude does deep on this one. It’s a masterclass of metal. And fcking hilarious.

[@DutchDiederik]

The drum beats syncing up when he's rattling the doors kills me.

[@pavlenikacevic4976]

Blast beat

[@zambonibob2026]

That ending would make a great sample for a lot of songs lmao

[@jonnya3425]

This might be my absolute favorite completely random KZbin find. Everything about this is amazing... and then the kid starts wiping himself on the window.

[@rikiishitoru8885]

Real talk: There was a protest nearby so the building closed the doors on that side. Man could've gone around and walked inside from the opposite side of the building.

[@clawsoon]

I'm imagining the conversation inside: Security guard #1: Should we tell him he can just go around to the other doors? Security guard #2: Ummm... naaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Security guard #1: Good call.

[@sleepdeprivedfox9086]

You should have stopped your bus for him and drove him to the opposite side.

[@aputsasana343]

Thanks context captain

[@MrBoDiggety]

That's hilarious!

[@dabullzfan25]

Tell me. Does that dude look like walking around a block is ever his first option?

[@jennahbright19]

Ive never seen this video before but this is a true masterpiece It actually sounds like a songg

[@daviegriffin3539]

*GirrrLLL, you can say that again.* 📣

[@Whileuslept]

One thing i learned from these vids, there's a lot of crazy ass ppl in this world

[@Set_Free]

“Tell us the reason! Tell us the reason WHYYYY!” Hit way too hard

[@calvinmark2112]

Once he finally walks away from the door, he looks completely miserable and villain-like, and the music fits it absolutely PERFECTLY

[@illitero]

He was expecting fanfare and celebration and got mad seeing it was the opposite to that, which we all know is the precursor to calling 911 on your balls

[@pendafen7405]

Villain? This man is a hero railing against the diminishing of third neutral spaces in our society

[@illitero]

@@pendafen7405 "WE HAVE A RIGHT TO SHOP!!" - First General of The Shoppist Resistance; Holder of a Best Buy Credit Card (Excellent Payment History) and Amazon Prime+ Account (Platinum Status)

[@viapumpkin9377]

​@@illitero😂😂😂 I'm fuc*ing crying 😂😂😂

[@Siapaajabisa12]

1:44 yes absolutely

[@robbyrobby7721]

I love this guy, a real artist