"Why are you doing this to me!? Seriously. Are you like this from your childhood?"

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@MrJamberee
@MrJamberee 4 жыл бұрын
So perfectly arranged to avoid answering the telemarketer questions. This really is brilliantly done. And the ducks... oh, my.
@ILoveJesusForeverAmen
@ILoveJesusForeverAmen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that. Could you say that again please?
@ericwood3709
@ericwood3709 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's amazing how well one set of vague recordings can fit any telemarketer or scam call. Lenny needs never respond specifically to keep them hooked.
@JPLooney
@JPLooney 5 жыл бұрын
"Why are you doing this to me?" The same reason you're doing it to him!
@TasosNetPlayer
@TasosNetPlayer 8 жыл бұрын
The ducks part.. i can't ever have enough of it.
@eastendthug
@eastendthug 8 жыл бұрын
+Tasos NetPlayer every fucking time. Buckle with laughter
@CelestialChoir
@CelestialChoir 8 жыл бұрын
I howl every time those ducks start hollering! Great comic relief...
@johannamix966
@johannamix966 7 жыл бұрын
Tasos NetPlayer I love the ducks and the four people that disliked are called Sean! 😎
@suzycreamcheesez4371
@suzycreamcheesez4371 5 жыл бұрын
hey you got to use the F word! Just like a real junior high kid! @@eastendthug
@mikeymcmikeface5599
@mikeymcmikeface5599 4 жыл бұрын
Four times!
@somebody200090210
@somebody200090210 7 жыл бұрын
I know the ducks are coming....but when they start quacking....man.....hahahahaha
@ILoveJesusForeverAmen
@ILoveJesusForeverAmen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that. Could you say that again please?
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 6 ай бұрын
@@ILoveJesusForeverAmen Ah good! Yes yes My youngest just graduated and we're all very proud of her.
@unclecrog
@unclecrog 3 жыл бұрын
Kit Boga recently stated that this is one of the reasons he started scambaiting-(and the fact that his grandmother was robbed by scammers.) I can see him listening to this, laughing really hard, and thinking to himself "Oh, the possibilities" This is very well done and will keep you laughing until the very end. The fact that it was a looped recording is totally above the scammers heads.
@MandA1900
@MandA1900 Жыл бұрын
Kitboga is one of the best, and he doesn't use or respond to scammers with their terrible toilet language.
@ManicallyMellow
@ManicallyMellow 6 жыл бұрын
22:03 is where it really escalates.. Caller "do you have some kind of problem with your ears?" Lenny "yes yes yes" Caller "you should go see a doctor.....is very best for you"
@johnhegarty3716
@johnhegarty3716 8 жыл бұрын
I love how he smacks the noisy ducks lol
@mickeymouse12678
@mickeymouse12678 8 жыл бұрын
John Hegarty He's shooting them :p
@winstonjaquez3996
@winstonjaquez3996 5 жыл бұрын
I believe he uses a rolled newspaper or a mag!!lol
@matthewsexton5490
@matthewsexton5490 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO! 19:33 He's lost. Lenny has scrambled his brain to the point he doesn't know what he wants anymore.
@diarmuidruane2263
@diarmuidruane2263 2 жыл бұрын
Scmr tells Lenny "I totally understand your situation"!! Scmr hasn't a clue n Lenny says Yes yes yes!!
@albertochoa6200
@albertochoa6200 8 жыл бұрын
Why am I staring at the screen expecting it to change, knowing it won't? lol
@joeparker1807
@joeparker1807 4 жыл бұрын
So what more can you tell me about it?
@dissolvanizer
@dissolvanizer 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, what was that again?
@thebagnechannel3183
@thebagnechannel3183 4 жыл бұрын
Lenny, you make me feel sorry for your second child. Laressa and Racheal get all the attention!!!
@diarmuidruane2263
@diarmuidruane2263 2 жыл бұрын
Jolly old Lenny must have a hidden cruel side, which may explain why he never mentions his 2nd child!!
@sabretooth1997
@sabretooth1997 2 жыл бұрын
@@diarmuidruane2263 Typical middle child (assuming there isn't also a 4th, and so on...)
@lewisadams2133
@lewisadams2133 7 жыл бұрын
"Sir, i'm not concerned with your family" lmao
@joycekoch5746
@joycekoch5746 5 жыл бұрын
How could Rachel possibly go a week or so without speaking to Lenny?
@joeparker1807
@joeparker1807 4 жыл бұрын
@Hugh Jones Sorry, again?
@bennielee691
@bennielee691 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it took that long for her to get a word in edge wise.
@diarmuidruane2263
@diarmuidruane2263 2 жыл бұрын
@@bennielee691 yes yes yes!!!
@diarmuidruane2263
@diarmuidruane2263 2 жыл бұрын
@@bennielee691 yes yes yes....!
@Michaeljack81sk
@Michaeljack81sk 3 жыл бұрын
"You are a home inspector?" "Well, with the world finances the way they are..."
@griffmustard
@griffmustard 9 жыл бұрын
These guys always have the MOST Western Names, with a strong INDIAN accent. Maybe soon they will realize that most companies outsource to countries like India, so using their actual Indian names would be more credible.
@JPMJPM
@JPMJPM 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually said this very thing to my last two scammers. They get angry, curse at me, and then hang up.
@mikeymcmikeface5599
@mikeymcmikeface5599 4 жыл бұрын
It has been explained to be on purpose, like bad grammar, other stupidities. They exist to filter in the stupidest people, who are most likely to volunteer as victims to scams...
@haniakhan-nq9yr
@haniakhan-nq9yr 7 жыл бұрын
I can vouch and say that the indian telemarketer is from Hyderabad city. He called the ducks "murgiyan" (Hens) He did say " Pagal " (Mad) at the end and the whole team at the back were enjoying or say wasting their time
@purrfekt
@purrfekt 5 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious.
@josephdale69
@josephdale69 5 жыл бұрын
You are beautiful. Do you live in the US now?
@diarmuidruane2263
@diarmuidruane2263 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephdale69 yes yes yes!! He's now in the witness protection scheme, hiding from those scmrs!!
@stevehermann892
@stevehermann892 2 жыл бұрын
I love the ducks!
@WilmaJonson
@WilmaJonson 4 жыл бұрын
The last one asked to speak to Larissa, so now we all want the Hello, this is Larissaaa version of this!
@unrulyjulie4382
@unrulyjulie4382 4 жыл бұрын
Great idea! You could keep them on the phone forever!
@markkennedy9767
@markkennedy9767 4 жыл бұрын
Around 20:20 where he starts to lose the will to live is hilarious
@shelvacu
@shelvacu 8 жыл бұрын
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT 'COMPUTER' MEANS" LOL
@ChickensAndGardening
@ChickensAndGardening 8 жыл бұрын
+shelvacu I AM a computer, you moron! :)
@Arcsecant
@Arcsecant 7 жыл бұрын
Four telemarketers got caught in the audio-digital labrynth that is Lenny...
@StoyTheOld
@StoyTheOld 3 жыл бұрын
These guys are "very patient" because they only get a small percentage of people to even answer their calls . They hate to just give up .
@robpelick7460
@robpelick7460 4 жыл бұрын
The scammer actually becomes concerned about Lenny at the end after wasting over 25 minutes of his time ...touching
@helenkrall9316
@helenkrall9316 8 жыл бұрын
I think we should consider starting a charity for funding a support line for telemarketers who have been traumatized by Lenny.
@brbrknndy
@brbrknndy 6 жыл бұрын
Yes. Let's collect and send them duck feathers so that we can traumatize them some more.
@D.L.W.
@D.L.W. 6 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@MrTruth111
@MrTruth111 4 жыл бұрын
yes yes yes
@diarmuidruane2263
@diarmuidruane2263 2 жыл бұрын
@@brbrknndy yes yes yes...!!
@rubert134
@rubert134 Жыл бұрын
Note to self: Get ducks to piss off telemarketers.
@Bill_Cipher1995
@Bill_Cipher1995 6 ай бұрын
"Get... get... GET!"
@knwngthwrds
@knwngthwrds 9 жыл бұрын
"You are a home inspector.. You inspect de houses" ahah
@robertkeller9574
@robertkeller9574 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Lenny was an air traffic controller!!
@maxwahlund3235
@maxwahlund3235 4 жыл бұрын
“Mayday, mayday... we are about to crash” “oh yes, yes... I think I mentioned my third eldest, Larissa... sorry, what were you saying there again?” 😂😂
@jamesbyrne9312
@jamesbyrne9312 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao.
@blackfalkon4189
@blackfalkon4189 3 жыл бұрын
25:05 _"I think I mentioned Larissa before?"_ (resigned) _"you have...you have..."_
@Bill_Cipher1995
@Bill_Cipher1995 6 ай бұрын
Love that little jab, haha.
@mawkuri5496
@mawkuri5496 4 жыл бұрын
Ducks are my hero
@xclimatexcoldxx
@xclimatexcoldxx 7 жыл бұрын
Could you say that again? *clears throat* Yes yes yes.
@gregthegrey
@gregthegrey 2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, these scam call centre operators eventually realised the third flock of ducks had something of more interest to say than they did!
@DVincentW
@DVincentW 8 жыл бұрын
We need One Thousand Lennys.
@josecanusee218
@josecanusee218 8 жыл бұрын
When he asked to speak to Rachael I lost my shit!
@nathanjamesbaker
@nathanjamesbaker 7 жыл бұрын
Since you put it that way...you've been quite friendly and straightforward with me.
@AE1OU
@AE1OU 4 жыл бұрын
Why would these scammer think an old senile would have a website and be interested in ads?
@plekkchand
@plekkchand 2 жыл бұрын
"Why are you doing this to me!?" Think. Think hard, "Sean".
@alphen9676
@alphen9676 7 жыл бұрын
Dude sounds legit concerned for Lenny's mental health near the end there.
@diarmuidruane2263
@diarmuidruane2263 2 жыл бұрын
The criminal feeling concerned for his victim - I doubt he'll change his 'job'!!
@pugernoufer
@pugernoufer 3 жыл бұрын
LOL when you keep getting out-smarted by those damn ducks.
@JayB2
@JayB2 7 жыл бұрын
@21:59 *"Do you even know what Computer means?"* HAHAHA
@alexschmidt2895
@alexschmidt2895 5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does this go in for 26 minutes?
@garyinmarz8938
@garyinmarz8938 4 жыл бұрын
This one is gold
@nigelribeiro
@nigelribeiro 8 жыл бұрын
This is great! I could not stop laughing! Great job!
@muskndusk
@muskndusk 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've come across a "google adverts" scam. It's odd. This is the funniest Lenny vid I've listened to.
@Arthur_McGowan
@Arthur_McGowan 4 жыл бұрын
I laugh at Lenny because I know so many people who are just as befuddled and unresponsive as he is.
@QuinctiliusVarus
@QuinctiliusVarus 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Larissa looks like in stilettos and leather.
@ArmyJames
@ArmyJames 4 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU!
@funkmonk5921
@funkmonk5921 4 жыл бұрын
No, Rachel is the wild one. She a dominatrix. Her specialty is not speaking to u for a week.
@mlk22
@mlk22 8 жыл бұрын
Why the heck would they think an old man even runs a website. Sounds like the 2nd guy takes over because they believed the 1st guys english was too bad.
@gollapr
@gollapr 9 жыл бұрын
These calls are all so awesome. I'm going through the list. I would love to use Lenny to irritate the scammers who call me. This guy sure doesn't sound like a Shawn. I bet his last name is Jones or Smith! :-)
@miawick1
@miawick1 9 жыл бұрын
gollapr You can do that, there is a website for this. You need to be a bit techsavy, but it can be done
@gollapr
@gollapr 9 жыл бұрын
Tech savvy is not definitely not me. Maybe Lenny can help? Hahaha
@miawick1
@miawick1 9 жыл бұрын
gollapr It is not that hard actually, but afaik can only be done if you use VOIP (voice over IP,basically you use the internet to phone. It is often MUCH cheaper). I will try to find a few links for you next time. Please post an answer to this, so I can easily find it again ;)
@bill7778
@bill7778 7 жыл бұрын
Quack Quack Quack, the Ducks strike again.
@guyincognito1985
@guyincognito1985 3 жыл бұрын
"No doubt, shit happens... I understand that." 😆😆😆
@lawrencemick1665
@lawrencemick1665 4 жыл бұрын
Tag teaming Lenny won't help he knows all the tricks. Nice try though boys.
@Jeanne7774
@Jeanne7774 8 жыл бұрын
Bloody insult him telling Lenny to see his doctor! The spam callers are the sickos
@parsnipmcgee329
@parsnipmcgee329 5 жыл бұрын
I heard the first gasp of exasperation at 2 minutes! This guy does not have staying power and yet he sticks to it!
@peterpurple5324
@peterpurple5324 5 жыл бұрын
10:08 "ok ok sir I totally understand your situation ok..(something) shit happens" LOL WAT?
@curiousmind2429
@curiousmind2429 4 жыл бұрын
Found you from Kitboga. Now I have another source of entertainment while I do my work. 😄
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 5 жыл бұрын
HA ! I am so surprised at the patience of this stupid scammer ! He kept up the call LONG after saying he thought Lenny had hearing and communication problems ! I guess it was a slow day at the scamming call center & he thought perhaps he had a chance of scamming poor ol' Lenny. Well, we know better, don't we ? No one gets the best of our Lenny ! He's nobody's fool ! Another wonderfully entertaining video ! THANX for sharing ! Please keep up the good work ! CHEERS !! :-)
@memyself-nd-i
@memyself-nd-i 5 жыл бұрын
Robocall needs a Lenny option!
@johanberglund6240
@johanberglund6240 7 жыл бұрын
19:00 the ducks come. When he get back: "Are you in front of your computer?". Where in the house do you have duck and a computer????
@pirbird14
@pirbird14 5 жыл бұрын
My computer is powered by ducks on a treadmill.
@katkenobi6765
@katkenobi6765 5 жыл бұрын
pirbird14 My computer is better than yours! I’ve got the newest, highest tech computer available, mine is run by hamsters in a wheel!! It’s powered by 6 hamsters in wheels. Don’t be hatin. 😜
@lembriggs1075
@lembriggs1075 4 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight. It seems that just about the time he is about to get the problem resolved those ducks get worked up and then Lenny has to spank them and then it’s like he completely looses his focus.
@joeparker1807
@joeparker1807 4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes
@John-cm3yo
@John-cm3yo 8 жыл бұрын
Lol. Having bad hearing sounds good to Lenny and he has been told that he should look into that :)
@rohithnechikkunnan8374
@rohithnechikkunnan8374 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Lenny just made me unstoppably
@chemistryguy
@chemistryguy 4 жыл бұрын
Go see a doctor and say hello to Larissa.
@HibiscusHigh
@HibiscusHigh 4 жыл бұрын
chemistryguy 😅
@LisaBeergutHolst
@LisaBeergutHolst 4 жыл бұрын
22:28 _You don't need to know my company name_ Scammer 100%. Glad Lenny got to waste his time lol
@solarisseven6969
@solarisseven6969 8 жыл бұрын
Lenny hustles a bobblehead.
@saethman
@saethman 8 жыл бұрын
The first two (three?) scammers are having a blast in the background
@WilmaJonson
@WilmaJonson 4 жыл бұрын
The more Lenny goes on the more the scammers accent gets strong!
@sanchezzz69420
@sanchezzz69420 9 жыл бұрын
those scammers always Crack me up with their excuses and Indian accent.. It's hilarious. 😂
@JasonH1337
@JasonH1337 4 жыл бұрын
the part with the ducks cracked me up
@SuperSuperswan
@SuperSuperswan 5 жыл бұрын
So funny the callers losing their shit and arguing with a recording.
@gman7644
@gman7644 5 жыл бұрын
IT would be nice if Lenny went through a few additional dialogue answers
@origins7298
@origins7298 4 жыл бұрын
Strange these guys couldn't pick up that it was a loop. I mean they were switching off there was two or three of them so. That made it a little tougher but still. It's kind of funny that they're in the computer field and they couldn't tell that it was just a recording.
@RCALivingStereo
@RCALivingStereo 7 жыл бұрын
You know even though these fools don't know they are talking to a robot they are pretty rude and aggressive
@lenny1680
@lenny1680 6 жыл бұрын
"OK?" in just about every sentence.
@louismurphy3574
@louismurphy3574 9 жыл бұрын
"My name is Shaun."
@arthurwatt4144
@arthurwatt4144 4 жыл бұрын
I hope they make more of these really funny. I dont care about repeating it's the reaction from these crooks lol
@mikeymcmikeface5599
@mikeymcmikeface5599 4 жыл бұрын
The laughing in the background...
@janbaukespoelstra6839
@janbaukespoelstra6839 Жыл бұрын
Scammer sounds like a little man……..😂
@whiteclifffl
@whiteclifffl 4 жыл бұрын
You are AN home inspector... right??
@gman7644
@gman7644 5 жыл бұрын
great when they switch off, Lenny gets to torture them all over again, hahaha
@claymore2913
@claymore2913 8 жыл бұрын
Hello my name is Shaun .....my arse ...q the ducks
@claymore2913
@claymore2913 8 жыл бұрын
wow Shaun speaks Bangladeshi . Dont know many bricklayers with an accent like that.
@esh1
@esh1 6 жыл бұрын
haha after 19mins; why are you doing this to me?
@HollywoodColt
@HollywoodColt 4 жыл бұрын
LOL HE WENT THROUGH 3 PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
@Kyosukedono
@Kyosukedono 4 жыл бұрын
My god why did they take so long to realize?
@scott3605
@scott3605 3 жыл бұрын
I think the scammer/telemarketer is going to need a dr. After this call. A dr. Of psychology that is. 😂
@lenny1680
@lenny1680 6 жыл бұрын
Lenny just goes into the slowdown offense and nurses the lead on these scamballs.
@arthurwatt4144
@arthurwatt4144 4 жыл бұрын
An official call from a legit company is going to say sh@t happens
@peters7229
@peters7229 Жыл бұрын
I love how the Indian scammers aren't at all surprised about a waddling of ducks being shooed out of the house!
@Bradley7708
@Bradley7708 4 жыл бұрын
I’m from India and my name is Shawn
@phainesthai
@phainesthai 7 жыл бұрын
this is excellent,
@ArmyJames
@ArmyJames Жыл бұрын
If these scammers invested any time whatsoever in accent and diction retraining, they might have a slight amount of credibility.
@HollywoodColt
@HollywoodColt 4 жыл бұрын
They need Herbert from family guy to do this!!!!!
@boubube8666
@boubube8666 9 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is a long one XD
@heenanyou
@heenanyou 8 жыл бұрын
+Bou Bube That's because so many different people talked to him.
@polarbear111000
@polarbear111000 4 жыл бұрын
Home inspector? Hahahaha a scammer trying to scam a scammer.
@reload5216
@reload5216 7 жыл бұрын
10:14 " I know that shit happens I understand that ok "
@lawrencemick1665
@lawrencemick1665 4 жыл бұрын
Lenny doesn't need a dr. He is in great shape.
@EvilxSausage
@EvilxSausage 2 жыл бұрын
Do you even know what computer means?
@brbrknndy
@brbrknndy 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe the people laughing in the background know this is Lenny and are playing a joke on him.
@greattobeadub
@greattobeadub 3 жыл бұрын
Sean from Pakistan?
@janbaukespoelstra6839
@janbaukespoelstra6839 Жыл бұрын
I can bearly hear this scammer😂
@fedos
@fedos 8 жыл бұрын
Do people actually fall for this scam?
@ToaoDotNet
@ToaoDotNet 8 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately yes.
@HibiscusHigh
@HibiscusHigh 4 жыл бұрын
Toao.net 😢
@zoobiea5848
@zoobiea5848 3 жыл бұрын
Is everything Lenny says spoken in the same order each call?
@itsjustme5030
@itsjustme5030 2 жыл бұрын
Usually. It's programmed to ask hello a few times if there's a long pause from the caller. I try to count how many duck appearances before the caller hangs up, like a rating. 5 star rating? Nope, 5 duck rating!
@johnlandis5889
@johnlandis5889 4 жыл бұрын
GIT!!!
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