Why Are You Not Rolling Story?

[@okitasoujialter]

This video will convince many people to roll story None of them will get anything

[@Dandy_Flowers]

If they don't get anything then they aren't rolling right

[@Jack_Rakan]

Joke's on you I just did a multi on Story and got my first Nemo, and a NP copy of Lan Ling

[@giladmachluf3663]

Me when I roll 5 tickets on story and get 2 SSRs (one of them was Orion).

[@mauke90]

hearing Martyr during the begin of the multi is just perfect

[@leweirdmat6168]

Andoain?

[@planetgodzilla473]

Out of curiosity where is that track from? Edit:nevermind, after a couple minutes of scrolling through the KZbin results which was a lot of music from "Warhammer" "Naruto" and some Christian music, I found out it came from arknights apparently.

[@mauke90]

@@planetgodzilla473 it's the Boss Track from a Arknights Event. When we fight against a Gun Priest.

[@touchdom]

Well you convinced me, I did a story roll, and the only notable things I got were 3 4* CEs I won't use I'll be expecting reimbursement

[@gi0rdangalanza325]

lmfao

[@Cynicz13]

It doesn't work unless you do 3 ten rolls.

[@touchdom]

I knew beforehand I was most likely not gonna get anything, but I'm still disappointed

[@BannedTman]

bro fell for it

[@maddogandrew]

Man this reminds me of when I rolled for Story once while I was drunk on New Years 2 years ago. Just as the clock struck midnight, I pressed the button and what I got was: 1st copy of Saber Diarmuid 1st copy of Astolfo 2nd copy of Mordred 4th&5th copy of Tamacat And a Kaleidoscope With all of that in mind, let's just say that never have I experienced transitioning from drunk to sober in a matter of seconds XD

[@ocaradaesquina821]

As the easily influenced dumbass I am, I went for it, 5×10 roll...I got Thomas Edison, Astolfo and Asclepius...worth it.

[@klidge]

Two four stars and a secret five star. 100% worth it

[@anth4584]

“Why are you not rolling story?” Because I’m to busy wasting my hard earned Saints Quarts trying to summon from event banners, and continuing to dodge summer BB no matter how many quarts I waste, as if I have Ultra Instinct when I don’t want it

[@Luna-Manic]

Speaking of that Fuuma quest,I passed it using Asclepius , Mash and Summer Marie.Poor Ninja get mauled by a volleyball

[@noahhill4968]

Praise be to the story banner and blessed be the ones who worship it.

[@Groaker]

*IT'S. JUST. THAT. EASY.*

[@danielpatterson1576]

You’re about to convince me to burn all of the SQ I’d been saving for Arc on the story banner

[@jvts8916]

The storylock, obviously. And also the fact that most of the Servants I want aren't in it.

[@krmlou]

nerd

[@lovethatdarkness]

Mostly saving for the next Event, but you know what? I'll do a story roll, then update with the results. Update: The only gold was Iron Will Training.

[@President-of-Funny]

Damn, that's rough buddy

[@skysmaug3844]

I don’t usually roll story since my account is decent enough and I save for rate-ups, but the couple times I have were actually some of the best luck I’ve had in this game. For example, I did 3 multis for my birthday back in 2022 and got: 1. My 4th Caenis (they really like me for some reason, but I’m not complaining). 2. Columbus & Medea Lily (Columbus was the ONLY 1-3 star servant I didn’t have, so I wanted him for collection / Anni7 purposes). 3. Dioscuri. The only SSR I’ve gotten from story rolls, and they’ve been super helpful ever since. After that, I had to stop to save for the next year’s LB6 and Anni6 banner gauntlet, but those story rolls were insane.

[@MozillaVulpix]

I have never seen that black dress Illya CE before

[@lykurato]

On my 2nd account I got Achilles who ironically says I'm lucky to get him in my 3rd account I got Brandemante which made me discover her running gag

[@Mandycandy999]

I kid you not, I haven't rolled on story, but watching this video I decided to give it a try and got Minamoto No Tametomo on my first (and only) multi, thank u klidge!

[@Jank_Hill]

I might have to consider rolling story to get my Cu Caster to np5. Been stuck at np 3 for a while now.

[@radiosound-kfpradioplayer5770]

Well tbh, for the first 2 years after I started an JP account, I would say about 40% of my gold servant came from random story 10 pulls I did at 2 am so I never understand the hate of story rolls.

[@Bothorius]

Now I wanna try rolling story for the 10 billionth time as I've been doing constantly since I started, trying in vain hope that maybe I'll get Salter who I've been wanting since I started

[@justanotherguywithamoustac8893]

I once rolled both Odysseus and Hessian Lobo in the same multi on story, and I only rolled one multi as a joke that day

[@lyudmiltsekov8557]

Because I don't have SQ and a surprise Skadi banner showed up...

[@mohammedsaleh7]

Because saving for Arc

[@VatlerEmpire]

Ye

[@xavgui100]

"Why are you not rolling story?" Because it doesn't have funny robot archer man yet

[@klidge]

no more excuses

[@Jv615]

Did a pretty good job of convincing me, also, i want that miku plush

[@mr.asian2159]

I have rolled on story maybe 4-5 times. I have gotten a 5* unit every time. The first was Waver a little after the first merlin banner (because why not), jean de arc (just feeling like it), Tesla (by accident, don't ask how) and finally Galatea (just because the story never failed me). Maybe my 3rd copy of Xangsang but I don't remember.

[@JolteOnWisconsin]

I’ve been rolling mostly story for a while now as my servant roster is pretty varied but I only have a few 5 stars with more than 1 NP level

[@ZephyCluster]

Why am I not rolling story? Cause I'm a recovering whaler and stem the addiction by having no quartz.

[@FuadMesco]

I got my cu alter from a random throw away story multi. Its just that easy

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

Because there are other servants I want more, I suppose.

[@FransizSefKurbaga]

...I did a one roll on story and got the french girl, i can't even level her up my mats are not enough to max her and summer skadi is right around the corner

[@dragooose]

I had no idea the fairy knights were on story. I have a reason to roll now. I need np5 sith on jp

[@gillionare28]

my only copy of arjuna i got from the story one, you get amazing surprises there

[@downix]

I roll story most of the time. My deck is pretty stacked. Then again I have Nero Bride 5, despite never rolling banner for her. (Sank so much into trying to get Saber Fran, and only finally got her on the one banner that Nero Bride was not also on)

[@downix]

In honor of this, did a story roll just now and got my Chiyome to NP2 #storyrollisgold

[@solitare4602]

Because you can't get Pity on Story.

[@Gambit17]

Last roll I did on Story, I got Ozymandias. Definitely not disappointed.

[@pikaszablak7933]

I did get Medea Lilly, Tesla, Achilles, and Modread on the story banner.

[@Nurple17]

I haven't rolled story since the last time I got drunk and decided that I didn't need ~$500. I mean, I could say I was right because nothing came up, but that would be giving credit to "my drunk ass". Also because nothing actually valuable came from that session when I looked it over, so I have to assume that my story luck has long run dry. I've had better gssr luck than story. I also managed to get Tesla and Odysseus in under 1 pack while going for the CEs. Another thing is that as a whale, and due to circumstances actually beyond my control, I have to beach and distance myself from playing the gacha. I got one pack loaded and that was going to be my apple supply for the event, but those same circumstances, timing and everything, destroyed my motivation for actually playing this game/event , as well as the motivation for playing the konosuba gacha too. Fuck bills.

[@Rc___489]

Damn he wasn’t lying I just got my first 5 star rider Queen Medb.

[@bloodhunter07]

I'm saving for jalter

[@josephrichardson7254]

At this point it's because I'm saving for whenever Oberon and Summer Suzuka, possible Archetype Earth as well. But I do need 1 more for NP5 Suzuka still. If I roll on story right now will it work?

[@aquasis995]

Tbh I dump my monthly tickets into it every time. Still need to MLB BG and with event banners only that’s impossible.

[@SairinEarthsea]

I'm trying to get more bedi copies and story is great for that, I did randomly get Achilles and pent back to back once.

[@pithes123]

rolled story useing a book on king arthur as a catalyst. i got tsuna. goat man was correct.

[@mordi9286]

Bc Im too busy using my SQ for farming.

[@TheRedScizor]

Galatea best girl

[@oscarflorez1518]

I still roll in story since i got cu alter, suzuka gozen and danzo in one multy

[@xigabrelless1980]

There's a reason some anni quartz go to story

[@Zemnith]

I may not roll story banner, but my summon ticket luck is hot just pulled Archer gil and Skadi in 12 tickets

[@sin6113]

choked catalyst gives great story rolls

[@UggoBass]

"Why Are You Not Rolling Story?" Because the last time I did, I got a 3rd copy of the twins and no Caenis. ffs Also, OG Seiba is there, lurking, waiting.

[@Lexadin]

It is just that easy.

[@Lesaite]

Why do I not roll in story because I used em all

[@cuchulainn3309]

damn i want a Tomoe spook so bad. instead i got Chiron.

[@IdkWhatShouldYouCallMeAs]

Jokes to I do roll them I think I got Anastasia,medb,quetz

[@coffee-kun8082]

wtf how

[@Lowen0611]

Imma just make another account and have it only roll on story and progress with that

[@aqualynx3857]

Your Story Luck is BS

[@---rm8do]

Do I look that rich?

[@dark74944]

god damn it... 😂😂😂

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

ò...

[@madambutterfly1997]

Joan of Arc is overrated anyway