Why Come Only One Girl

[@TheCleverArachnid]

My favorite part is "I love you, Homestar." "I have a hard time believing that."

[@KairuHakubi]

My favorite part is "You got a Preshy on your head"

[@Robeebert]

"Uncle Homestar, are you scared?" Yeah a little.

[@tomcalvin3931]

@@Robeebert *AAAAA EEAAAAAAAA*

[@popularvote3613]

​@@tomcalvin3931 ...Nice work, kid.

[@Skeeballman64]

@@tomcalvin3931 I scream a lot of times! AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAhhh!

[@joeyjoejoe1394]

In the commentary Matt said he felt bad asking Missy to do that ”I'm not Marzipan" line because he doesn't think she realized they were making fun of her lack of range

[@zachinthehat1]

John h Benjamin or whoever doesn’t have any range either and he’s a professional voice actor

[@MachineWashableKatie]

@@zachinthehat1 yeah, whole job is just sounding like that

[@biggusdickus1689]

​@@zachinthehat1 Actually he does another voice in Home Movies

[@GawainW]

Well, 12 years later, and we have got horrifying proof once again...

[@Ryusuta]

Came back to watch this again after yesterday's Halloween short. Welcome (back) to the crew, Rafferty and Preshy!

[@Monobrobe]

“I love you Homestar.” “I have a hard time believing that.” Probably one of my favorite Homestar deliveries.

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

I love Homestar's lines from that unfinished cartoon. XD Rafferty: Uncle Homestar, are you scared? Homestar: Yeah, a little! Rafferty: Wa's this thiing? What does this dooo? *Poking Homestar with rake* Homestar: I think that's obvious... Preshy: I love you, Homestar. Homestar: I have a hard time believing that.

[@loraleijessick9581]

IT was a pitchfork but still i agree that they were great.

[@sevenequalsoneheart6710]

I wish Preshy and Rafferty were a thing! Oh my gerd they are too precious! I don't care if they are preciously evil they are adorable! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*3 years later*- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....*gasp for air*

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@sevenequalsoneheart6710 They both appear in A Decemberween Mackerel.

[@nthgth]

I love the enthusiastic "None of your business, stupid!" 🤣🤣

[@katiesquid]

"I wuv you, Homestar " "I have a hard time believing that." *bird noises*

[@taimak123]

Katie Squid AHHH AHHH I Screamed a lot of times. Aaaaaaaaah!

[@chrisrj9871]

@@taimak123 - Nice work, kid.

[@joemullarkey5719]

@@chrisrj9871 Unfinished, see?

[@joethanks8479]

It's crazy that I love everything they've ever done but the best cartoon they've ever made, "Those Darn Cousins," was buried inside ANOTHER cartoon that was relegated to DVD bonus content

[@jamierose9095]

You forgot Modestly Hot Homsar.

[@vashietru1848]

No, that was only a figment of Strong Bad's imagination.

[@negascoot23]

@@vashietru1848 And?

[@vashietru1848]

HE DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!

[@negascoot23]

@@vashietru1848 Funny how we talk about the imaginary creations of the Brothers Chaps as though they were real... But the imaginary creations OF those imaginary creations--who, in the end, are the product of exactly the same imaginations? Don't be silly--THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST! 😉

[@loraleijessick9581]

@@negascoot23 Strongception.

[@JoeMudd]

Does anyone else watch these, see all those cute little relatives of the Brothers Chaps and think "God, they'll be in their 20s now!"?

[@BaconDrive]

Dang I'm getting old 😔

[@KalibreSteelblast]

"Uncle Homestar, are you scared?" _Inwardly, Homestar had never felt more terrified in his life. Perhaps if his stupid face were more capable of expressing emotion, or if he'd possessed the cognitive capabilities to verbally express it, he would have screamed and caused Marzipan to return. Instead, he could only swallow and reply in a barely calm voice-_ "Yeah, a little."

[@PantsYT]

Yeeh, a liddoow*

[@notarmani4804]

Sounds like a fan fiction for some reason

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

I think he could if he were actually terrified. He did scream in terror when he turned into a cyclops in Halloween Potion Ma-jig. But there is a difference between terror and Dread. Dread is when you know something is going to be bad and you know exactly what to expect. Terror is when you are facing something that you don't fully understand.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@notarmani4804 The Starm'n, created by ~~~~StRoNg~~~BaD~~~

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

"I Love You Homestar" *Homestar was horrified beyond belief. He knew he was going to die. He wanted to scream, but he couldn't do anything now. He could see the distant headlight of an oncoming freight train, and could hear the sound of the horn blowing for the crossing in the distance. Not knowing what else to say, he uttered-* "I have a hard time believing that."

[@lightyearpig12]

Thankfully, all of these forgotten characters made their way to Free Country USA in a cameo in A Decemberween Mackerel.

[@nastynate4916]

I noticed that too in the line for Bubs’s stand

[@apinakapinastorba]

Uncle of his own cousins. He must really love his auntie.

[@mysterymeat64]

apinakapinastorba he's their second cousins, so he's they're mother's or father's cousins. Sometimes people call their second or third cousins aunt or uncle.

[@stapler942]

It's like how Frodo is Bilbo's younger cousin through multiple sides but Bilbo is called his uncle for simplicity.

[@onionbubs386]

My brother and I still go "What is this thing? What does it do?" "I think that's obvious" to this day

[@KairuHakubi]

I love preshy and rafferdy so much i cant believe this wasnt finished, it was so great

[@pikminfan6778]

2:34 I like this top left design. Also the girl called "Killit".

[@15kimig]

"Theres a Preshy on your head" -Preshy 2000

[@daniexists6]

"I scweamed a lot of times." Rafferdy 2000

[@15kimig]

"Nice work kid" Homestar- 2000

[@ewwjellyclassic]

“Humph!” -Marzipan 2000

[@undoneonion90]

My style. My types. My stuff. The Cheat.

[@TheInkPitOx]

So this is where that came from.

[@markdpane]

*SLAP*

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

The third one actually DID make it into an April Fool's toon!

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@HolyKhaaaaan The third what?

[@Hamburger8079]

@@TheInkPitOx3:48 this one

[@SableGear]

3:43 playing a low-Charisma character in D&D in a nutshell

[@RainAngel111]

Cross bubs and the KOT, make it female, and have Matt voice her, and it would've been perfect. Also, Name her Aunt Cram.

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

Aunt Cram! Aunt Cram you guys!

[@flental6708]

I'd like to imagine "Aunt Cram" as a sort of grandma-type figure to the main cast, but really bad at it. Like keeping a purse full of rocks wrapped in paper instead of hard candy or something

[@roguishpaladin]

@@flental6708 There goes the Thnikkacram!

[@TinyFoxTom]

Could RainAngel111 be the legendary... *S I S T E R* Chaps?! Why come only none sister?

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

I picture her sounding something like blind Bubs from the 30s cartoons.

[@LegendofLuigi703]

*She was place into the scene, prepped for animation... And then a new Legend of Zelda game probably came out and she was never heard from again.* Homestar: "WHY GANONDORF?!?! WHYYY?!

[@TheInkPitOx]

You caught a Marzipan.

[@daynac3509]

Link703 The Hero of Games 💚

[@hamursh]

Damn you, Windwaker!

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Darn shame!

[@chimerschang]

And now we have Sharp Dene.

[@NarcoBlitzXtra]

Sharp Dean is on the prowl! This is goin' somewhere!

[@TheInkPitOx]

Does "she" even count?

[@hamursh]

@@TheInkPitOx Well the Teen Girl Squad should count!

[@niko9023]

Oh my god, Preshy and Rafferty are the cutest things ever.

[@undoneonion90]

"I'm not Marzipan!" "WEEEEH!!!"

[@st555ne]

why do I see you everywhere? first some MST3K bloopers, now this?

[@undoneonion90]

I'm just awesome, I guess.

[@takuminightcore1886]

2:59

[@rocketsummer]

I actually like Homeschool Winner. I really like Homeschool Winner.

[@15kimig]

well im gonna clean your clock then (beat the shit out of you)

[@U014B]

Everybody loves the Homeschool Winner. He is a terrific academic. …thlete.

[@rocketsummer]

I said this way over a year ago and I don't even remember it. I still like Homeschool Winner.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Noel Goetowski Mathlete?

[@niko9023]

Deku Scrubber Do you still like him 1 year later?

[@baleighcravens]

1:26 Rafferty and Pressy are so cute! ❤

[@Tyrannigon64]

"None of your business, stupid! ...Oh, wait, I mean waiting for my cousins to get here! I'm sorry, I always get those two things mixed up..." It's the little things like this that make these cartoons so great.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Reminds me of "Hey stupid! I brought you this stuff. Oh, I brought you this veggie burger."

[@SkeletonHaus]

"OvO uncle Homestar are you scared?"

[@LikaLaruku]

& they were never seen or heard from.......again.

[@pkradical4515]

Skeleton Lad eye scween a lott homstwar

[@DimensionsofChange]

Therapist: “not marzipan can’t hurt you. She’s not real.” Not Marzipan: “I’m not marzipan”

[@bluie1238]

The Cheat: WEAAAAH!!

[@hamursh]

Maybe they should have gotten an unknown voice actress to play the part, Michelea Deitz.

[@Best-Match]

Good thing we have Sharpdene now! The best new female character ever

[@StreetTaco]

Connor Clang who is this Sharpdene?

[@homestarsb9565]

Strong Bad with a wigged coat rack wearing sunglasses on his back and a Southern accent.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@homestarsb9565 Because she's named Sharpdene

[@CoriantonHalladay]

Her daddy owns a moving company and once met Steven Seagal outside of China Buffet

[@stevenjflynn9832]

I'm certain "the Hurricane" was to be Marzipan's hot cousin Debra.

[@lachstar8340]

Preshy and Rafferdy are too pure for this world.

[@evanisthegoat]

“Hiya homestar! Whatcha doin?” “None of your business, stupid!” “Hmph.” “Oh wait- I mean I’m waiting for my cousins to get here. I’m sorry I always get those things mixed up...” Favorite part

[@coolfoxguy2024]

1:32 its there kids

[@pikminfan6778]

2:58 Scrandina: I'm not Marzipan. The Cheat: MEEEEEEH!!!

[@swampdonkey4919]

"Hiya Homestar, whatcha doin'?" "None of your business, stupid--oh wait, I mean waiting for my cousins to get here. I'm sorry, I always get those two things mixed up." 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying.

[@Its_Charlie_Young]

3:25 Melee players when they found out that Ganondorf's just a Captain Falcon clone.

[@WaywardSpirited]

And now: This Homestar: Why Ganondowf? WHYYYYYY! *pause video to laugh for about a minute* *replay* *Homestar manages to put Marzipan in bottle* Homestar: *Zelda tune* Doo doo doo doooooooo! YOU CAUGHT A MARZIPAN! *pauses video yet again to laugh for yet another minute*

[@undoneonion90]

Why, Ganondorf?! Why?!

[@YoshiAngemon]

+Robert Jindra That's what I would say about Hyrule Warriors Legends!

[@123123s3]

but...they gave him his trident back which from what I can tell its attacks look really good

[@ytpfan8641]

"Hup! Doo doo doo doooooo!"

[@TheInkPitOx]

You caught a Marzipan

[@squallsrapture]

I seriously almost choked and died at this part when he put her in the bottle.

[@stevenjflynn9832]

I pretty sure "the hurricane" was marzipan's hot cousin Debra

[@evrbody]

Mmm, Debra...

[@loraleijessick9581]

Correct, Bob Dylan even wrote a song about her by the same name.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@loraleijessick9581 Like a Hurricane was Neil Young

[@loraleijessick9581]

@@TheInkPitOx It's hard to tell tone in text, I was joking, but good to see anther brother with music knowledge. We're a dying breed these days.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@loraleijessick9581 Oh excuse me www.google.com/search?q=bob+dylan+hurricane&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS881US881&oq=Bob+Dylan+hu&aqs=chrome.0.0j46j0j69i57j0j46j0l2.3726j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[@MonteCreations]

The brother's Chaps say they plan on bringing Homestar Runner back this year. Maybe one of their daughters is old enough to play another girl character =p

[@ThrillaWhale]

Woah really!? :DD

[@KairuHakubi]

One could easily call Panda Bractice the spiritual successor to Those Darn Cousins

[@alexk9642]

i can't wait guys!

[@AlexanderOnTheYoutubes]

3:48 she returned!

[@MDWFlipIt]

At least now there's Sharpdeen(?), and Humidi-Bess, female equivalent of Humidi-Bot.

[@KairuHakubi]

I thought it was Humidi-beth I guess with his thpeech impediment it'd be hard to tel

[@nthgth]

And Stella-Do

[@danjbundrick]

Are you scared, Uncle Homestar?

[@kraevorn7483]

Daniel Bundrick Yeah a little.

[@ducks6499]

Kraevorn What's this thing? What does it do?

[@ducks6499]

DoughPower I'm gonna bonk you homestar! Are we gonna have a band homestar?

[@danjbundrick]

Stephen Flore - Sure Rafferty, I'll play lead guitar.

[@ducks6499]

Daniel Bundrick I love you homestar!

[@Silvanfan]

"can Melissa do another voice? " lol!

[@NarcoBlitzXtra]

I'm not Marzipan.

[@Fr0styEmper0r]

Whaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[@Poyostar]

...that answers that question.

[@ewwjellyclassic]

Scrandina: I’m not marzipan The cheat: WEEEEEH

[@soapyproductions]

Now you know why come only one girl.

[@HeadsetGuy]

And they somehow never mentioned Strong Glad. I STILL want to know what their plans were for her. EDIT: I didn't remember posting this before they did a toon adaptation of "The Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold".

[@YoshiAngemon]

+RasterOfMandomness Be grateful there isn't an ironically named character named "Strong Suck." That sounds like an insult directed at Strong Sad. Strong Suck would've been the best of the Strongs, naturally able to outdo Strong Bad, Strong Sad AND Graw Mad!

[@limekarp9853]

@@YoshiAngemon I forgot what sbemail or something the name "Graw mad" was used in

[@YoshiAngemon]

@@limekarp9853 It was first used in "The Facts."

[@CallinWire]

And now we know. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ombTo3VnlsyHhaM

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Strong Glad is another name for the Champeen. Also for Strong Sad with lady legs.

[@PeaceyPraps]

Preshy is too adorable... A shame she and Rafferty never made it into the regular cast.

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

Also a shame this is the one of the only times we see a railroad or any rail-related vehicle, besides that trolley from "Mr. Poofers Must Die" and that one time Marzipan mentions photographing railroad tracks, presumably the same ones shown.

[@QShade]

1:26 Now that’s just plain adorable.

[@NeedlessExposition]

I love how despite being Homestar’s cousins, they still call him Uncle Homestar since they were voiced by The Brothers Chaps’ niece and nephew. It was likely too funny/cute to change for such a small scene.

[@Abelhawk]

Only Homestar could mix up "waiting for my cousins to get here" and "none of your business, stupid!"

[@brokenrobot2004]

HOMESTAR'S COUSINS ARE SO CUTE??? I would love for that episode to be finished, I don't know how it wasn't funny to the creators! 😆

[@vashietru1848]

3:49 she was animated for April Fools 2018

[@cybermurph04]

Homestar’s cousins are adorable

[@rosskerr1439]

"Why, Ganondorf, whyyy?!"

[@SwaggieVortex733]

Those kids should be ashamed of themselves.. Abusing their uncle is not the way they should treat him....

[@raggedyanarchist]

Homestar's cousins were really kinda cute! I'd kinda like to see Humidibot make appearances in future episodes and just be referred to in the feminine. No reason that little guy has to be a guy. :)

[@TheInkPitOx]

The Spin N Say was removed from the site for "unknown reasons" (probably fear of lawsuit). It's not even on the wiki (although this cartoon is, but it refers to the toy as "A Pull-String Toy").

[@ArtemiyBerezhnoy]

2:59 *_( S C R E A M S I N T H E C H E A T )_*

[@kraevorn7483]

I think buttershine would have the best by default because it wouldn't have sound so stupid or scary or disease-y like elkfoot.

[@Fungo4]

But then Friendship is Magic came out and, well...

[@daniellebaskin4533]

Homestar runner caught Mazipan like Pokémon

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

3:48 Was actually in the latest cartoon!

[@DoctorSandvich]

Preshy and Rafferdy are so funny. I could see a character video for them...like together as 1 video

[@BinaryJoe]

I understand that it's a temptation when Disney backs a truck full of money up to your door but Homestarrunner is infinitely funnier that Two More Eggs could ever be. It was like Homestar without teeth. Here's hoping Homestar can get his own regular show one day.

[@pikminfan6778]

3:44 My style. My types. My stuff. The Cheat.

[@DJMouthwash]

Achievement unlocked: watch every Homestar Runner Cartoon

[@Mitsuraga]

I would have cast my vote for Mandy Candy with the burlap sack reading "POTAPE."

[@KairuHakubi]

yeah but yeah but dude legible text on a body? that means she couldn't just flipmirror when she turned sidewise that's extra work! the chappies didn't have that kinda time back then. There were heart containers to collect, man!

[@memerboi69.0]

Huzzah! One of the designs successfully made it into an Aprill Foo' Day Car-toon.

[@bravetherainbow]

The cousins were so cute.

[@Shartmaster32]

2:57 big fan of the horrid noise that the cheat makes

[@JoraffProductions]

Holy crap that last one was in the new April Fool's one!!

[@knuclear200x]

Folly's still alive!!!

[@amazingawesomeghost342]

1:13: None of your business, stupid! 😂 1:34: 1:47: Oof! 1:53: I’ll be lead guitar. 2:59:

[@MothOnWall]

Holy crap! That Majora's Mask reference! When we did that, it was a joke, but blew our minds when the Deku Princess went right into the bottle!

[@shoshogirl33]

Preshy:I love you homestar.

[@brandonmoore7506]

There's a Preshy on your head

[@pentagonanimates]

uncle homestar are you scared?

[@pikminfan6778]

@@pentagonanimates Homestar: Yeah, a little.

[@maxtheanimatoryay]

@@pentagonanimateswhy are you everywhere

[@starbutterfly9036]

That cartoon looks finished enough to me. :3

[@Paul-A01]

Everyone hates the Homeschool Winner. He's a terrific student

[@ratranger5033]

champeen his the bast and home school winner

[@JakeAnimationsOfficial]

one of these charaters was in the next april fools thing

[@rndmpinkiepie64]

1:13 I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@vashietru1848]

Also, silhouettes of these characters are seen in a decemberween mackerel

[@Drew_D]

I love this channel. 😁

[@Gruegirl]

And now we have... Sharpdeen.

[@moyaiman6491]

folly being implomented into the april fools cartoon

[@ratranger5033]

0:47 No Why so sad so so sad

[@uuuueber]

New Zelda games have cost me a lot in my life, but it was all worth it

[@Supuhstar]

XDDD OMG I never rewatched this!

[@yanderefangirl8317]

Homestar's cousins are so cute ❤️

[@wolfgang1097]

Yet pretty creepy if you think about how evil they are.

[@__________8146]

3:33 and yet they added em as extras in one of the decemberween specials

[@DumbCrossov3r]

Bro i swear homestar's cousins are so adorable

[@madockjones7622]

this make feeling like i want to do fan web cominc featruring them

[@SomePkmnlovingdude]

Preshy: "There's a pudgy on your head." Preshy: "I'm going to bonk you, Homestar." *bonks Homestar with Guitar* LOL, funniest lines ever!

[@EdKauffmann]

you will respect and CONDONE Sharpdene!!

[@LadyFan05]

I kinda like having just Marzipan. It's like the first Avengers movie! The beautiful Black Widow fighting alongside her beautiful dude friends!

[@BonitoJoe111]

At least until Scarlet Witch came along...

[@HairyHariyama]

And in the H*R world, Sharp Dean.

[@TheInkPitOx]

This cartoon was made almost 15 years ago.

[@The0ptimus]

As I'm typing this, Zelda Breath of the Wild releases later this week. The reference was perfectly timed, and HYSTERICAL

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

This confirms there is a railroad in Free Country USA. But where, and when will it appear again?

[@TheInkPitOx]

Are we going to have a band uncle Homestar?

[@SILLYGOOFERYDEMON566]

3:28 oh jesus no just NO

[@SILLYGOOFERYDEMON566]

I know what hes goin

[@PBRerri]

aw nah there gotta be NO WAY