Why Did Brutus Stab Julius Caesar? | Kanan Gill Stand-Up Comedy | Netflix India

[@kalyan-]

"Because you have never lived" - this line would stab millions. damn kanan

[@ehteshamalam6342]

Well.. that's the punch line of life bruh.😅

[@NetflixIndiaOfficial]

But really, have we?

[@TheAvish6293]

@@NetflixIndiaOfficial The real question is, why haven't we been allowed to?

[@amosmurmu]

@@TheAvish6293 if we seriously wanted we would have lived

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

@@NetflixIndiaOfficial Yes trying to

[@swastikray2377]

"The ultimate goal of education is to replace your heart with a textbook so that you can never die. Because you have never lived" Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

[@aryan5683]

No

[@deepadcruz6483]

@Ashish Shrivastava no means rejecting your request to explain the quote, no is not the explanation 😅

[@canlouishugme]

It just means that when you're mugging up, only caring about textbook knowledge, you forget to live life.

[@cibinthomas4007]

@@canlouishugme So you have never lived....if you mugged up in childhood? KUCH BHI!? KUCH BHI?

[@canlouishugme]

@@cibinthomas4007 It just means that if you were so focused on textbook knowledge, you miss out on the other important experiences

[@Karthik-kt24]

Kanan: "Because you have never lived" Traumatized me: Eh tu, Kanan!

[@ranu0152]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@arshmitavashisth4717]

😂

[@vanshikavarshney5558]

😂😂

[@shashwatverma3545]

😂😂😂

[@makshata-5613]

LOL😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prajwalbagrecha7685]

Felt like a funny TED talk

[@ashieshhh]

Prajwal Bagrecha except funny

[@binodbinod9394]

@ashishthakrar your sense of humor needs a personal ted talk on self improvement

[@NetflixIndiaOfficial]

Hey, as long as you're inspired with some laughs.

[@jaybansal2377]

Yeah except the audience acting like drunken swines throughout.

[@chaitalideshpande4814]

Ikr🤣🤣

[@instantpumpkin9444]

After the punchline "You've never lived",,, Now someone should write a play about him.

[@urbanproductions5584]

It's their choice

[@Priyanka-sy1jc]

Any CBSE student of grade 10. Remember this drama 😂.

[@shantanupathak7100]

They changed the whole syllabus now

[@ravenscar6452]

Yeah , got hit by nostalgia, smack in the face....

[@sharmavatsdev]

Et te Brutus. Something like that 😂😂😂

[@vrastimallya6621]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen LEND ME YOUR EARS!

[@Ak_thereader]

I scored 92 in literature that year 😂😂 simpler times ☹️☹️

[@akaysvideos]

"Et tu Brute? " Sounds like Ay Tu Kutte? More comprehensive no?

[@natkhatkrishna5010]

😂😂😂

[@ridimapundir]

and i thought i was the only one who misintetpret that .. AAAhahahhahah

[@parvathyhariharan5119]

😂😜

[@divyanshsati1116]

You sir, won the internet.

[@priyanshupippal]

That's my friend said, when i stabbed him in the back.

[@AdityaRaj-ju6dl]

"You can never die, Coz you've never lived". This hit me like a Train

[@aditikhedkar8514]

😂😭

[@tomato7704]

true

[@sammykhan512]

But you're still alive..🙄

[@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888]

I like trains

[@pranav522]

@@sammykhan512 wOw CoMeDy aChIeVeD

[@AsheshDubey]

The recent CBSE students wouldn't even understand what the hell is going on😂

[@abhikmukherjee]

The recent CBSE student knows about bal Narendra

[@AsheshDubey]

@@iota5722 the entire book is changed😂

[@BertRussie]

No Julius Caesar?? What?? It's bad enough that this unfortunate generation had to grow up with indianised Cartoon Network. Now this too is taken out?

[@shinjinisarkar4751]

@@BertRussie We CBSE students don't mix enriching literature with required language...overburdening not our culture!!

[@BertRussie]

@@shinjinisarkar4751 I was a CBSE student. We mixed those things up. And no regrets

[@shreyaprasad4508]

My last words after I get stabbed-" Aha! I cannot die because I never lived"

[@amrithaputhane8218]

3:30 nostalgia only ppl who studied sanskrit will get the pain of memorizing those words😁😁😁😁

[@NilanjanaMazumdar]

Mark Antony's speech starting "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..." was also legendary and something we had to also "learn by heart" 😁

[@wellwhatdoyakno6251]

Nilanjana Mazumdar stfu I’m jokin

[@sushmitasinghrathore6850]

Yeah! 😂😂 And all beautifully crafted speech of his, each paragraph ending with "And Brutus is a noble man" 😂 Anthony was the real gem.

[@SudhanshuShukla1]

Lend me your ear 😀😀

[@mrinalkarnad13]

Yeah and I still remember it 🤣🤣🤣

[@drishe08]

And antony repeats that "BUT BRUTUS IS AN HONOURABLE MAN"

[@lokkeshsakthii6866]

"U can never die... Cause u never lived" Truer words haven't been spoken yet😂😂😂

[@riticaverma7113]

Finally felt like I wasn't the only one who thought that drama was vague😂 plus he gave legit evidences proving it was vague. The latter part about education system and Sanskrit memorisation was damn relatable 😂🤣

[@sushmitasinghrathore6850]

Any ICSE student here? Julius Caesar, Macbeth, As you like it? 😂😂😂 also "Pathti, Pathta, Pathanti" 😂😂😂 When he said "i don't want to remember them, i just can't forget it" i felt that😂😄

[@iqmismatch]

icse student here .....and pigmalion

[@hime9744]

Icse student here

[@kampomatey7971]

As you like it, Oliver, Orlando

[@nehaumapathy443]

Merchant of Venice 😂

[@FunnyGame17723]

Isc

[@rohankathpalia7603]

So that's why Gandhi said 'Hey ram'. And leave plays. They have built a whole political empire on it in last 3 decades!

[@gmscreations5616]

Yessssss

[@ArghyadeepAcharjee]

That's must be (nathu)Ram

[@dimpu_sweetie]

​@@ArghyadeepAcharjeeunderrated fr😂😂

[@VikramSingh-vg7gv]

Did he really say that?

[@moneebakhan1040]

Can we just appreciate how intellectual his jokes are so out of the box and so amazing

[@psydook]

You never lived. Directly attacked me. (stabbed me on the page with Et Tu Brutus )

[@anweshadash6212]

It's actually "et tu brute"

[@dawdlerart9684]

Who else thinks he take pauses to have memes.

[@NetflixIndiaOfficial]

Meant it when we said his expressions are unmissable.

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

@@NetflixIndiaOfficial D.K. Bose 😂

[@madhulokanandan]

If this happened in South India, Caeser would’ve said, “Eh Thu, Brutus?”😩😩

[@thefutureye]

Ahm gachami, lol. Nostalgia🤧

[@shauryashekhar]

Yep he was saying it wrong thanks for confirming😂

[@garvitjindal248]

Literally, Guruji

[@shreya8141]

"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it".... Relatable after🤣🤣

[@sreeravi25]

"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, Lend me your ears...."

[@hussainflintoff]

Last line “Heart Replaced with book” just nailed it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@harishankarmanoj3223]

"Because u never lived" this statement stabbed me from the front😂

[@animeshhazra]

Kanan is always hilarious and has unique thought process

[@Karthik-kt24]

3:31 Damn that nostalgia....or should I say PTSD 😐

[@utkarshjangid3374]

Interesting Fact: The month July is named after "Julius Ceasar".

[@gouthammuthuvel5243]

Always thought it was "byhard " up until I had proper internet connection and Google !

[@ak538]

When I was young I thought it was bayyaat😂

[@shiwanibanra2421]

😂😂

[@medha8783]

I thought it was one word - byheart 😂😂

[@niam2851]

Aww u poor children 😜!

[@RKP14]

@@ak538 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@syedibrahimmaaz]

I don't want to remember it🤣 I just can't forget it🤣 Story of my life

[@omega6805]

Kanan gill:According to our education system you have to replace your heart with A(1) textbook. Science students:well those are rookie numbers.

[@ankitapuranik8851]

गम् / गच्छ(= जाना, Go) लट् लकार (सामान्य भविष्यत्काल) - Future tense of Go प्रथम पुरुष गमिष्यति गमिष्यतः गमिष्यन्ति मध्यम पुरुष गमिष्यसि गमिष्यथः गमिष्यथ उत्तम पुरुष। गमिष्यामि गमिष्यावः गमिष्यामः Thanks for recalling 🙏🙏🙏 Salute to our sanskrit teachers who teach us this language beautifully 🙏

[@harshprasade3827]

Jake Peralta was inspired by Julius Caesar 😂🤣

[@Edward_Kenway_]

He never appealed to their sense of camaraderie 😂

[@sherlockholmes6786]

How bro?

[@manaspatil4908]

Kanan: (stabs me metaphorically)...Because you've never lived! Me: Ahem Gacchami

[@hatimpiplodwala6534]

4:01 every middle class Indian son that ever existed can relate

[@jagritijain6874]

"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it" -- epic!!

[@prakharsrivastava3799]

*All alkalies are bases but not all bases are alkalies* I don't wanna remember this one but it's just that I can't forget it.😂😂😂

[@LeoAugustBorn]

If J.C. was punjabi:- Brutusiye, phenchoddaa😂

[@Arthkryst0]

If he was Bengali: AYYY BRUTUS BOKACHODA!!!

[@avantigulhane7564]

Kannan.. you have proven that you are way ahead of every other stand up comic there is ! Amazing content !!

[@atharvas3841]

The only thing I remember from the cbse textbook is - " Et tu brute"

[@nishiborana792]

The one line in the end where he talks about heart and textbook, ufff. Summed up our whole lives.😂👍

[@aditya_anchal]

This special is actually so special ! Kanan Gill my man

[@chiragjha2277]

I thought it's one of the finest stand up sets by Indian comics. Well written and thoughtful.

[@srishtimishra9090]

Can't deny he explained the drama much better than my English teacher. Although it was one of the best chapters back then. Who would have thought this drama could be explained so hilariously!😂

[@asishmanoj8897]

When I get stabbed the line I would choose is " omaywa mo shinderiyu"

[@mariposa3859]

I see that you're a man of culture.

[@RExN6900]

Shindeiru hota hai bhai

[@soumyadipXplore]

Some help with its meaning..guys ??

[@RExN6900]

It literally means "you are already dead" , anime reference

[@PaLuck]

Nani?

[@nidhixmenon]

It never fails to amaze me just how smart Kanan is. The wittiest comic out there for sure

[@vaishnavimakude4423]

If someone stabs me I'd say "what'd you do that fur?" in whole Irish accent like Niall horan did when Louis Tomlinson slapped him

[@059_souravpaswan2]

😂

[@MamtaSharma-hs7rg]

Eehhhhh Relatable!✌🏻 BTW Pataetoe😄 😂😂😂

[@richakr9459]

The sarcastic punch; you never die, because you never lived before... too good😎

[@akaysvideos]

1:22 the precious Joey Tribbiani look

[@darshanachoudhary8068]

"I just can't forget it..!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@iqbaldelhiwala8397]

Kanan's expressions and voice 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@mishkamaheshwari2652]

3:22 he looks so tramautized 😭😂😂

[@nidhimishra2186]

That sanskrit part was so nostalgic...🤣🤣

[@maninderkaur8350]

His expressions and the tone with which he speaks is really excellent..!!

[@saqlainislam1140]

I don't usually comment but after seeing this video i couldn't stop myself. This has to be one of the best 4:30 min of kanan's career . 🤣🤣 So relatable..!

[@tithijadia4253]

"..because you've never lived." OMFG finally someone says it!!

[@muscularsquirrel7119]

Legit funny❤️ 😂😂 The pinch of sarcasm in the end "because you have never lived" stabbed me 23 times at once💔

[@s3arajgupta]

When he said some of you will get stabbed tonight. He wasn't joking, seriously, that bit seems like a subtle metaphor that some of us(audience) are stabbing ourselves. For the why? you need to watch the special, no spoilers here. Amazing Kanan, You are my favorite.

[@iamsimran2402]

I remembed that line ''Et tu Brute'' when he said it. Has been 2 yrs since i read it in class 10.. getting nostalgic

[@taishankm]

😂😂😂 "Last Words are important! Choose Wisely" 😂😂 2:03

[@kumarikritika6863]

Fun fact - Caesar never actually said "et Tu Brutus" It was just added by Shakespeare...

[@Tharaka73]

Because you have never lived… DEEP… 👏🏻

[@adyasujeet5606]

''education system tries to replace your heart with a textbook ,so that you never die....'cause you have never lived'' SAVAGE!!

[@AnanyaMRaoincredible]

Personal attacks kanan...one minute I was laughing like...omg the Latin thing...amazing observation and then.. with the "You have never lived"...I'm in tears...cuz it got too real ..too fast.

[@keysangyonthan]

Watching a good standup like this after a long time

[@AnkitaNallana]

Man this whole standup is one my favourites!

[@rajchavan7666]

Netflix showing clips of stand-up comedy I be like - Why to take Netflix subscription 😂🤷😻🤣

[@jueedhar5449]

"Aham gacchami "... Very impressive 👏 !

[@alien_girl900]

The meme maker of ICSE students "William fucking Shakespeare"

[@9urj01]

the gachaami line brought out the "ram, ramam, ramen" table inside of me.

[@Gradspoudel]

Gurjot Singh same

[@anshjoshi26]

Kanan had me at 4:06 🔥⚡️♥️

[@abhinavsharma2179]

I instantly liked when he said 'because you have never lived '

[@mayurjoshi3506]

2:18 some of you will get stabbed tonight ! 2 min silence for crowd who didn't even get it! Kanan is giving smile to show how much he's disappointed at crowd :D :D :D

[@dattatreyamitter]

One of the best Standup sets ever.

[@baburaobean3232]

Ceaser actually liked Brutus and wanted to make him as his heir

[@utsavvatsh]

Nope

[@TheAmanthebest]

Read the play carefully he never liked him

[@NitinKumar-dj8ny]

That kinda implies ceaser wanted to bang Brutus' mom, in which case it makes complete sense that Brutus stabbed him.

[@ivankaramazov707]

@@NitinKumar-dj8ny Brutus wanted to save the Roman republic (democracy) , Ceasar was turning into monarchy . That's why he killed him .

[@baburaobean3232]

@@TheAmanthebest no I read history watch the documentary Roman empire on netflix

[@meghna9922]

Pure genius 💯 That punch line hit places!!!

[@shreyasaxena7645]

sheer brilliance, that is what this man is.

[@sreeharisureshbabu268]

your modulation is great

[@tubakhan6578]

The set looks like a Ted talk. although theres no round red carpet.

[@shanku1844]

Amazing....👏👏👏

[@AkshayKumar-wy6sb]

*The way he speaks reminds me of Dulquer Salmaan* ❤️☺️

[@ritukumari6932]

Watching Kanan's comedy is an intellectual experience 😂

[@stevenrogers5366]

I remember dying of laughter at the moment of brutus 😆

[@janecaulfield4559]

Its amazing..lots of love Kanan Gill❤❤

[@bipashaghosh1569]

I learnt few Sanskrit words through this stand up special... I laughed my heart out when he did the song thing and about taking a pee in the middle of thing and that thing automatically blurted out😂

[@ShivamKumar-ns2sg]

Such a concise and precise summary

[@Hariharan-sh6bo]

2:22 - Some of you will get stabbed.. tonight. Just be ready with your last words 3:57 Starts slowly stabbing 4:07 - Stabs Now tell me, where is you punch line?

[@justsomerandomguy1361]

There is no punchline he is just liking concepts but the whole letter story had a punchline at last u can see it in NETFLIX

[@ayanbanerjee9221]

You are a true desi foreigner when you say 2 AM in the morning, not night

[@ankitraghuwanshi5055]

Brutus was actually caeser illegitimate child, brutus mother and caeser were known lovers

[@baburaobean3232]

Yes u r right

[@saitirupati7997]

no one asked

[@baburaobean3232]

@@saitirupati7997 cmon you can do better

[@gauravkulkarni6284]

ok boomer

[@zaheedazaman8378]

I didnt know that 😯

[@humairahaque3682]

Last line, because you never lived hits hard..!! ❤

[@VaibhavShewale]

i have something for a very long and that is " i have buried 10k gold at..."

[@xlr8466]

St sebastian park me W k niche

[@sarvagatasarvagata7]

Lovely 👏👏👏👌👌👌

[@byavarsi]

Even netflix knows piracy wont be an issue to its stand up content. So they post such sneak peaks to make it popular😆

[@ajeetVashishth]

Arey yaaar.....was on point 😂😂😂😂

[@adityagupta4955]

The ides of March have gone. 😂 I and my buddies often text each other on 15th of March- "beware of the ides of March." No matter how unconnected we are for the whole of the year.

[@iqmismatch]

ha ha ..me too

[@stiphankumar2102]

ALL i remember from my school life was like join your hand close your eyes 123 ,start..🤣🤣😁😆

[@kartik180rajesh1]

2:07 that's gonna be my last line!

[@ananthkumargonibeed5041]

Great Stand up. 👌🏼😄

[@sharkface8301]

1:29 when he said Very clever :D I lol .

[@Madeeha_shinkoko]

as someone who knows this play well and also the way it was cut down to fit one chapter in class 10th, this standup triggered me beyond bounds.