why didn't they work...

[@justuspickle]

i love how simp without hesitation just abandons the game he was playing to destroy some random guy in a typing match

[@icegod4849]

4:22 the SimpleFlips writing crew did a great job with this TWO foreshadowing

[@Ev3rardd]

Thanks to the guy at 2:02 who gave joel a subscription

[@marcuscalixte4392]

5:30 *WAIT OH SHIT THAT UNCLE JORBEL* _THE CROSSOVER CONTINUES_

[@DisgustedCheese]

Marcus Calixte Aunt joselyn!

[@shadou1234567]

simpleflips: mario speedrunner, typer speedruner, puyo tetris master, gay baby jail breaker, dad

[@DarkTree]

if i buy the sweater i will attract more cats? dude, sold

[@CanoTheVolcano]

the music playing during that typing competition could not have been more perfect

[@JetEriksen]

There were no Gay Baby Jails this episode Current GBJ drystreak: 2 videos Alright, guys. We're now only going by softlocks for GBJ's, i have finally decided. Which means Mario Maker is basically GBJ free. Which is big sad. I would also like to quote myself on a recent comment i made about school. "It's the most stressful way to do nothing" Interpret that for yourself, lemme know what you think in the comment.

[@chlorobyte_projects]

You win by doing absolutely nothing.

[@Bloom_HD]

That's why i'm 2kewl4skool

[@Bloom_HD]

It's also why i cant spel

[@HappySoDuh]

When are we getting the jet backstory where we discover why he's a piplup

[@bupboi627]

Well technically, everything is nothing. All of us are gonna die eventually, even if we somehow do get "infinite life" it's not gonna last because over population is a thing and I still don't see it happening so basically the Earth is gonna die rendering everything humanity has worked for useless which means it's all for nothing. That's what all life is... nothing. Edgy, I know, but still.

[@virgilrookiestar3997]

5:33 its da a joel skeletor level ?

[@LukeBeadles]

Yes

[@pyr4911]

aww fuck I actually want someone to make Midnight City but with Simple's screams now

[@Shadow6OO]

3:10 Why is it impossible to find these absolute bangers on KZbin? I type in the exact song name and it doesn't give me anything close to it.

[@completegarbage4662]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWfCnoKhhKise8k here you go chief

[@koolkid4657]

Bay Jaby Gail

[@STICKGUYMB]

Is that the face dad made when he made us

[@corentingraulier4133]

Anyone got name of that song during the typing?

[@LikeIGiveASht]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5ulc3Z5bb6YiNk

[@brianb2308]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/paGrcnebm5iWg5o

[@TileblockRJ]

Number of cheese in this video:1 Cheesy streak:1 That man in typeracer got fuckin cheesed dude

[@rodimusmaximus3912]

Please get my ugly sweater to me in time for my Christmas party dad, are you coming to the party? Are you ever coming back?

[@lilkeyblader]

I'll never be able to hear midnight city the same again

[@afeathereddinosaur]

So guys, I was watching yt rewind and I swear I've heard a faint BUP on 1:07, I don't know if I'm crazy but I went through the moment several times and the BUP was there

[@UFereSanyo]

Because

[@tanetaiko3928]

Its pikause

[@MarioFan587YT]

2:42 "I think if this game was on the Switch more people would buy it than ever before" *_FORESHADOWING_*

[@Mail-chan]

2:08 So, funny story about an event that happened in a D&D session one night. Most of the party had gathered for the session, all except the DM, so one of us was gonna put on a one-shot in the same campaign while we were in town. What transpired was something that will haunt me till I die, and you too, probably. The party and I were fairly wealthy thanks to multiple businesses we had started, and so we decided to stay at luxury inn for the few days we were going to stay. The town was in a very large desert, and also fairly magic heavy for a low magic campaign. They lacked scrolls, but had magical materials like, for example, self-cooling fabrics. The pillows even had this stuff in them. After getting a room the party and I get into the go gamble like we always do to pass the time, and our Veteran Gambler (A paladin of all things) to win big, and he does. I think it was about 5000 gold or something (pocket change to him, but still nice.) It came in a treasure chest to show off the big win, with no lock and it was pretty noticeable. The innkeep noticed us with the chest and was like, "Ahh, I see you've won big! Here, a little prize with your winnings." And he gave him a slice of cheesecake. (The dick slapping will happen soon) The paladin rolled a wisdom check and fails horribly, natural 1 for a total of 0. The cheesecake then invigorates the paladin and removed all of his abnormal statuses, fatigue, and exhaustion (again, low magic *and* low power campaign and this random innkeep has this in crates) So the paladin goes mad, and tries to start up a townwide pillow fight, which he fails to do, but does find us a new quest from the last man standing in a tavern of sleeping (and drunk) patrons. (So close) The paladin then asks if he knows someplace where he *could* start one, and someone tells him to try the brothel. The brothel is basically the main attraction of this town, because this place was top notch (according to the paladin) He goes up to the reception and asks, "Hey, you wanna start a pillow fight?" the receptionist then responds with, "Ahh, I see that you would like some, mmm, 'special' treats tonight. I must ask a few questions before we can set you up." "Okay, but we can fight after, right?" "Not with me sir, but with our, mmm, 'employees.' Now, would you like a male or female partner? And what *exactly* do you want to do?" "Pshh, I need a man who can handle all this raw *POWER* (Then he flexed his 1.5 inch muscles out of game) and I want to have a pillow fight with him, maybe build a pillow fort." "I'll set you up right away, but we need payment up-front. 50 gold." "Done." (Puts down 50 platinum, which the receptionist takes hastily) *[ TL;DR WITHOUT THE EXPLANATION DOWN HERE ]* (Here we go) A half-giant with red-orange skin in a speedo then escorts him to a room and locks the door behind him. The room is full of couch cushions, bed pillows, and blankets. (And a heart shaped bed for some reason.) The paladin starts to gather up all the pillows (which are hard and sticky for no reason at all) when the half-giant starts to drop his speedo all of a sudden. The paladin says he will do this, quote, "I run up to the half-giant, *slap his dick*, and tell him 'No, we're making a pillow fort.'" The DM is like, "Well, see if you can hit it first." The half-giant ween springs back and forth as the paladin hits him with a critical slap that people in the other rooms hear. Then they built a pillow fort 3 stories tall, the paladin gained the skill "Architecture: Pillow Forts," and the town has a new tourist attraction.

[@xectilus5530]

Mario descending into the firepit fucking killed me.

[@EverythingisGoodieBud]

Holy shit simpleflips typing PogChamp

[@indigosnep]

Girls just wont stop screaming! Thanks SimpleFlips!

[@BenjaminRichter4]

"We can be bored together- and I just think thats beautiful" IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RN

[@stingersfury]

we need a slow mo of simp taking off his headphones with sexy music as his hair falls down. NO DAD IM NOT GAY

[@SwissArmyTin]

I spy with my little...ear...Ms Pac-Man Maze Madness music during the intro

[@Boamere]

Can someone mix the ultimate showdown with buck bumble?

[@rickyrodriguez4037]

Ok

[@Mradventurepie1]

Daddy Simps… the fastest fingers in the west...

[@ChannelOfSecondary]

Watching this while wearing my simpleflips sweater 👌

[@haredevil9115]

What is the weird simpleflips song?

[@No_Sleepee]

Remember when Simple would put the names of the songs playing in the top left corner? Good Stuff

[@GygasDistruttore]

Ms.Pacman Maze madness music? Dad has the best tastes. I am not even disappointed he isn't at home at all.

[@harukafromwiisportsclub3930]

0:53 R.I.P. Stefan Karl Stefanson

[@zenomasker2579]

C mon man, you can't release a new Simple Video the day of smash's Launch. I'm too busy messing around online after unlocking every character to pay attention to my father who won't come home.

[@RobertEnciso]

_YES_

[@kirboatmeal]

yes

[@syksuperyoshikirbys158]

I like the songs

[@TheSunSeekr]

What's that banger during the typing race?

[@TheSunSeekr]

Still waiting for someone... Anyone...?

[@pigslam]

why did you upload when i was watching over the universe.

[@zumpr4573]

You truly know the best way to get my view Simple: Ms. Pac-Man: Maze Madness music

[@madprophet6891]

My dog can lick its butt and I can lick my dog's butt too. But I don't.

[@123spill90]

are you sure

[@Ben-tg6ov]

You should say that at the Christmas table just before everyone starts eating. It'll be funny.

[@buru2b634]

Those words sound like someone who DOES lick your dog's butt.

[@e11eohe11e]

But... Does your dog lick YOUR butt?

[@123spill90]

but is it still gay if the dog is a cat?

[@Top10Dylan]

I feel like this is a good place to announce this: I got my expander off today and can now speak clearly again, so there will be a new top 10 in the near future.

[@SimpleFlips]

hell yeah

[@eddiemate]

o shit mankind was not ready for this

[@mscapgras]

I just got mine in how the hell do I function

[@Top10Dylan]

@@mscapgras you don't. :(

[@michaelrobertson207]

Sometimes you choke on the big stage, and realize maybe you don't belong with the big boys. My hands have never been the same since the day I thought I was on top of Mount Olympus, but realized I was actually just on a hill.

[@feeeeshman]

Shoutsout to whoever played Kyuss

[@mariosonicfan2010]

i need the full version of "great gay idiot simpleflips" stat

[@jadejacobs2221]

2:48 well, considering I'm back here after SMM2....

[@xtwurkler]

6:38 omg I’m famous

[@PiOverlord]

Sussy imposter you are.

[@purplegeno8179]

There wasn’t a Wiggler Fight in this video Current drystreak: 25 I’m still hyped up from the Wigglers yesterday, so I still have hope that a big Wiggler will show his face soon

[@oktal8589]

Ornstein and SmoughFlips 3:59

[@youchews365]

Good typography

[@MyFilippo94]

Why do I feel I've seen a good part of this already? I recognized some levels that I'm sure were shown before, and Simple seemed unaware of the "blind" jump... Did space continuum fold?

[@jacksimpson3373]

Yas papa

[@AlvaroGC_2001]

Piplup show up!

[@KoKoKen]

IS THAT MS PACMAN MAZE MADNESS MUSIC

[@TheManeymon]

Simpleflips is like the God-Emperor of mankind, he goes away for 10 millennia and all his children want him back.

[@PilatusAnon]

Simpleflips teaches typing

[@wafflemale]

Intro song? While he's talking about the sweater

[@lluviatibia8722]

Can you please explain to me the last video? 7:17 the new smash statue

[@billygtv8191]

simpleflips I watch you guys do mario64 I play it a lot wish I could stream with you guys someday

[@jamilyn]

Is Star Road green demon going to be continued?

[@TimoFisher]

6:50 what's the mario song?

[@Bawk_Bawk]

Here ya go kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5ulc3Z5bb6YiNk

[@schnoz916]

Nice one

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

Django for days.

[@wyattknutson]

where's the cactus

[@keys2829]

alright i bought a sweater damn

[@mcwatte]

Can someone link me the DS parody song?

[@thorndust5329]

What's the song the vid opens with? Sick piano.

[@itsyaboiguzma]

That Great Grey Wolf Sif parody was a banger

[@rruckman9782]

Dang I need a good T-posing shirt

[@PO1SON3DM0CHA]

does anyone know what type of headset he uses?

[@boo24998]

can someone make a song request where it sounds like foxen talking over music?

[@aedandotcom]

speedrun.com

[@cheezez64]

Where can I find that simple flips remix?

[@gene8512]

Mario Canyon is almost as good as Ripple Mario. Not quite there yet.

[@bitdw-]

4:04 song?

[@bitdw-]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmiQqWyKjMyqh7M

[@metalmick10]

​@@bitdw- Thanks mate!

[@part5iggy920]

Hi plumber dad

[@liam16346]

6:50 what this song

[@Bawk_Bawk]

Here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5ulc3Z5bb6YiNk

[@zacfortin9023]

What is the song at 0:25?

[@shawnzie_]

'Midnight City' by M83. Top left, by Simple's head, will often show the name of the song playing.

[@xectilus5530]

borp

[@SamLabbato]

anyone have a link to the "great gay idiot simpleflips" song? I can't find it

[@luis-2590]

Song 6:52?

[@Bawk_Bawk]

Here ya go kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5ulc3Z5bb6YiNk

[@cmon200]

Simpleflips? More like fimpleslips

[@imhereforthememes500]

This isn’t Smash

[@zenomasker2579]

No

[@harrybaxter9110]

"Crowdmade ORDER CROWDMADE_XXXXXX Your order is on the way" (: been looking forward to my sweater since the day it got put on the store

[@IrregularReviews]

Someone gave Joel a gift Sub, lol

[@2011supergamer]

Shoutouts to the Ms Pacman Maze Madness menu music in the intro.

[@JooshReact]

1:17 Catherine the Great is frickin JAMMIN to this song

[@amberdiscordgaming3184]

Who is this other guy

[@skysoldaccount5531]

Foxen

[@zenomasker2579]

Other guy

[@ar7055]

For those who want the great gat idiot Sifpleflips banger here it is. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWfCnoKhhKise8k

[@comradeninja4333]

Yeet

[@RiverOfTheHeart]

Tmw you click so fast that you notice there are no views, likes dislikes or comments loaded yet, but you know you still aren't even close to the first person there.

[@jacko2131]

I would absolutely buy mario maker on the switch, way better than most of the shit they put out for it.

[@CheetsNglitches]

Blj gay today

[@kelly44-l5v]

Rumor has it dad left cause he is gay.

[@deoplo5988]

Dong alert 7:59

[@wristoph]

Anime

[@paulbrandt3167]

1,563rd

[@yaboi_jml5067]

I can't believe I'm like 47. I've never been this close ^^

[@cmon200]

Simpleflips? More like fimpleslips