Why Do Females Do This?

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[@Cloudninja927]

Lemme catch my son helping girls find “hot guys “to talk to at the mall

[@gameface_cl0ak3r64]

I agree with this

[@dot9979]

@@koiutility1973 i think u misread the comment

[@justadogthatgame5911]

LEMME CATCH MY DAUGHTER USING EMAIL

[@koiutility1973]

@@dot9979 naw it was an attempt at being funny im deleting the comment rn 😔🤙

[@madmanwebster94]

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[@mbondiyt733]

“At this point you just Gotta Choose Violence”- Birdman 2020

[@thegavinjackson]

Abandon humanity, return to monke

[@Naz1Killer]

@@thegavinjackson deep

[@low-keydepressed1820]

2nd option alcoholism

[@Lorenzokings023]

CHRIS BREEZY 😈😂😂

[@eldenlordnux1802]

@@low-keydepressed1820 3rd option drugs

[@FR.7511]

the boys: "worst she can say is no, shoot your shot" her: "ew"

[@stnimrod157]

Legit bro

[@lilliampumpernickle4655]

Her: “I know yo ugly ass ain’t just ask me that”

[@sebastianwhite584]

“I thought you were gay”

[@originalfinalslasher]

@@sebastianwhite584 OOF

[@nastrodamus3462]

the boys: 95% of your beauty can be wipe with wet tissue

[@cremlindor6607]

The only response to "introduce me to your hot friends" is "only if you do the same"

[@austinbunny4012]

Ok that's really good actually. Both can get what they want, if they do right that is.🤣😂

[@lockdowndb4863]

Same. We clearly see eye to eye on this. "Game recognize Game" "And you lookin kind of familiar"🤔

[@kathanshah8305]

Here my man here is your crown 👑

[@jazonian2894]

I’d definitely say “that’s funny, cause I was gonna ask you the same thing but I didn’t want to seem rude”

[@cloudsole999]

but it would not make sense considering you were the one asking for a date lol

[@mrstealyourdonkey6296]

Girls out here inventing new types of friendzones. It’s no longer “You’re like a brother to me!” it’s “You’re like Tinder to me.”

[@derek_3054]

A step brother you mean ;) ?

[@notsojharedtroll23]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheAwe50me]

More like fb

[@pawelpawlowin95]

Let me catch my daughter being a female!

[@imfineimokay3434]

Hol' up

[@elkanjulian1037]

Basically you don't want a daughter

[@TurtleChad1]

Let me catch my daughter eating straws.

[@zacharyyoder1940]

On god

[@chaosdromanah8620]

Let Me catch my daughter getting Drill

[@Nikita-nn2rx]

Was just being asked about movie recommendations for a girl and her boyfriend but Birdman uploaded

[@julianjaquez7996]

You’ll be in my prayers fallen brother

[@jesuschrist6688]

Now that’s an epic gamer move. Bless you

[@PeakFilmClipz]

Keep ya head up King 😤

[@jayku1624]

Find yo queen brother

[@gameface_cl0ak3r64]

Keep ya head up brotha you a king

[@SKAAR.17]

plot twist: they're all birdman's messages

[@MVPHILLY1]

Seems like women hate birdman wouldn't be a surprise

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Birdman would REALLY be down bad then. R.I.P.

[@KARTIKEYA007]

@@MVPHILLY1 why would women hate birdman?

[@eldenlordnux1802]

@@KARTIKEYA007 oh my sweet summer child 🤣🤣😭

[@KARTIKEYA007]

@@eldenlordnux1802 ?

[@twistedzombie1149]

"What's between their legs isn't worth what's between their ears" - my uncle

[@CBTEPIC]

Your uncle onto something damn

[@theatfshotmydog8224]

Your uncle is my hero.

[@mjag2834]

'A wunderful fish are soles, are soles, a wunderful fish are soles'.

[@silverletter4551]

Basically, males are cultivators of culture, science and civilization. Women aren't tasked with its care for a reason in the same reason why one wouldn't trust any other animal to be in charge.

[@monkeybusiness673]

OOF, your uncle is savage. Which is only ever possible if he's right, sooooo.....

[@Jaysodynamic]

Its crazy how we have fallen soldiers that never enlisted in the military....

[@txkushima1072]

Let me catch my son being this down bad... I'd feel sorry

[@jayku1624]

If my daughter actin like this ima diss own her ass

[@ketel61]

Nice pfp Phoenix

[@FatherTrippy]

nice nezuko pfp

[@Jajais4u]

I’d buy him a beer and try to talk him out of this

[@corpmobb4134]

You're not gon a have any kids you poser fake anime kid

[@jmead8192]

The only expectable reply is “as long as you bring your hot friends too”

[@_gnixob]

Most sensible comment I’ve ever seen, dawg mentality right here

[@ObscureRaps]

Exactly what I'd reply with.

[@Walamonga1313]

Literally thought of a "0K, but bring your hot friends (x) too". Especially if you know one of their names, replace the x

[@fergigaming3622]

U have been added to the birdman roster hand in your simp card and collect your wings

[@bezllama3325]

So true!

[@maxs.5625]

He’s tryna pretend it’s not him in that conversation, but I know the truth

[@corruptedhangout3793]

What’s. The truth

[@pm69669]

@@corruptedhangout3793 it’s him in that conversation

[@MrEricblane]

Naw man don't disrespect my boi birdman like that lol

[@KekePalmer.]

It was me in the first one

[@maxs.5625]

@@KekePalmer. Bro your name is Nick

[@yzermanrice7802]

Shitty part is these guys aren't even being weird for the most part .-.

[@mar.v8083]

True at lest they didn’t go off on them

[@rshs5821]

"Being weird" is dependent on how "attractive" you are

[@aznbnn]

@@rshs5821 fax

[@katakuri774]

@@rshs5821 this should be taught to all men, otherwise they get embarrassed like this.

[@emporioalnino4670]

@@rshs5821 NO PRINTER

[@karlsondavid9009]

the guy should reply back with "naa my friends doesnt have a low standard like me" or something like that

[@neiloconnor7776]

@Total Annihilation boom roasted 😂😂

[@thethumbwarriormendoza817]

I would have said listen I like dumb girls because I think I have a chance and low self esteem however my boys they don’t want a girl who is more boring then watching paint dry

[@pauls.5815]

If that happened to me, I would say "Na, my hot friends are into attractive women, don't think they would like you, I wouldn't want your feelings to get hurt"

[@hopoff9968]

That's probably the best response you can have to at least save face

[@Naif3mk]

Yo that’s a good response

[@therarestnormies7859]

could've stopped after 'attractive women' the rest is just extra and comes off as bitter and spiteful

[@vincentscott336]

@@therarestnormies7859 Yeah. She would instantly get the memo after attractive women

[@DrNafariousx]

Oiiii if that ever happens to me imma use that thx bro👌

[@thegreatcaeser6616]

“Sure, you can introduce me to your hot friends ;)” - Some girl who thinks doing that is cute, probably

[@lawrencegreer6115]

This is the only one that I could see as more of a joke. The others were brutally disgusting.

[@a2t4r75]

Some girls think it’s ok to make guys jealous. If you say a response like that then I take it you don’t like me so I’m going to stop trying.

[@tacoblackmanofthegreatchor4282]

Her ass would've been insta blocked

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Can you imagine the reaction if a guy used that same card on a woman? “Hey, I want to hang out with you, you seem cool, but make sure you bring your hot friends, too. Thanks.”

[@thatchick7249]

@@a2t4r75 no thats the point its to shoot down any chance you think you have

[@justtry8552]

Girls: All men are players. Also girls:

[@lockdowndb4863]

Truuu Dat😤

[@Michael-tm6vs]

On god

[@flandy6166]

Not all

[@ShazzledWolf32]

@@flandy6166 no ALL

[@boblawblaw6185]

the worst thing about it is a lot of these guys get basically abused like this by normal average women and then those same dudes will turn around and start watching and donating to people like amouranth who do the same shit to them AND take money from em. There need to be some kind of show or something to help these dudes navigate around these sociopathic women because it just aint sinking in for a lot of them.

[@CLairsoftFTW]

its called the gym bro

[@boblawblaw6185]

@@CLairsoftFTW you'd be surprised how many buff gym rats are simps. there was a simp a while back named dariustwin who constantly donated to her and was a bodybuilder

[@boblawblaw6185]

@@CLairsoftFTW the fact she markets herself as a fitness models attracts even more gym rats to her.

[@oumardiallo3360]

It’s called AMS

[@STARKILLER15100]

Andrew Tate is there for guys down bad like this.

[@mr.chungus6420]

For the one where she asked to meet the guy’s hot friends, the perfect thing to say would be to invite her to the mall and say I’m bringing all my hot friends at some specific time, but don’t tell anybody about it and don’t show up, and when she texts you keep saying you’re close so she keeps waiting

[@facentiproductions7380]

That’s basically telling her _you got no one else now_ I like it

[@Atomicwaffle50]

Wish I could be this creative with comebacks

[@raudigerrudiger9713]

U could've just said that she should bring hers as well

[@samueljohnson9915]

Putting too much thought into it lil buddy

[@MrSpartanspud]

Nah you don't drop to their level. Makes you just as pathetic as them, if not more so.

[@constablekennedy8227]

Let Me Catch My Son Not holding females Accountable ... 💀

[@2NDFLB]

▪ Let me catch MY son believe in fairy tale BS like kokopuffs19. 🧱

[@livingfire1]

i see why weebs choose anime girls over real girls

[@mayam.235]

No, they choose anime girls because they have no social skills and nothing to offer.

[@joshheralal8758]

@@mayam.235 But you live in your mom' s basement.

[@scissorss]

@@mayam.235 might want to put your subs on private if you talkin like that

[@栗栖が萌じゃない]

And we're ugly af lmao

[@dannystelly4838]

No cap 😂😂😂

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

People only do what you let them do. Men, women, everyone.

[@pqiojsqdklnads3861]

finally a sensible comment that isnt just bashing women as if men are all saints

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

@@pqiojsqdklnads3861 no one is a saint.

[@Mrhostil95]

@@pqiojsqdklnads3861 Most human beings are just shitty. Thing is, men usually are held accountable for being an asshole. Women on the other hand, more times than not, is just her being "straight forward, "yay slay queen" type of bs, backed up by the rest of society. They have standards, we are shallow. They are independent, we are selfish. You get the point

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

@@Mrhostil95 they are expected to be open about thier emotions, we get told to "man up"

[@Mrhostil95]

@@OrigenalDarkMew well to that I say, don't be emotional, don't be emotionless. If we show our emotions to females, even those who like a man who shows his emotions, we will be taken advantage of and seen as weak in the long run. Most times, they don't even know what they want, so just don't take them seriously, take it as it is. Talk to a friend or someone close to you about your feelings, not a woman (most of them).

[@Duckmaniac]

“She belong to the streets” -Future

[@darwindark2561]

“The worst she can do is say No” She: *ew*

[@pureintellectualbeing3575]

she

[@teIekid]

The unlicensed opinion of a guy with four sisters: YES. They used guys, exploited boyfriends and now that two of them are married they are eating the livers of their simp husbands.

[@Oyi_14]

How dare you speak that way of chiffon she love a bege take that back you bastard

[@teIekid]

@@Oyi_14 I'm talking about Amande, Custard, Galette and.....the last one would kill me if I mentioned her, but you can guess.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Tell their husbands to let those hands go.

[@teIekid]

@@TheStraightestWhitest I do, but they don't want to leave more than half of everything on the table. My brother and I also mock them relentlessly for their bad decisions since my mom warned them not to put a ring on it. But they didn't listen... *Pro tip: If her mom says run, you run.*

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@teIekid Their mothers told them not to, and they went ahead and married those women anyway? Wow. Now I don't feel bad for them anymore.

[@colewolcott9275]

“The worst she can say is no” What she says:

[@xbigbooshx4643]

And people wonder why the “self not alive” rate is skyrocketing for men. With roasts like that, is it any surprise?

[@colewolcott9275]

@@xbigbooshx4643 Rain but without the \ 😔

[@lilliampumpernickle4655]

“I know yo ugly ass ain’t just ask me that”

[@alastor8091]

Or she could say yes and lead you on.

[@michaelholomon5028]

@@alastor8091 When they lead you on they say they have a bf :(

[@JebemTiZivot]

“Hey Anthony...” *Turns phones, opens comments* “Ok first of all thats not me” *Turns phone back to the video*

[@milosav7314]

Bem te usta

[@supercreamy4622]

“sometimes being told no feels better then being told yes”

[@axelpikon8374]

No it don’t

[@monkeybusiness673]

@@axelpikon8374 Oh, trust me, it does when it's honest. An honest "no" is always better than a false "yes"!

[@ffferdinanddd]

@@axelpikon8374 I would rather get told that I’m the grossest man of the century, appearance wise, than be told that I look good just so I don’t feel bad

[@michaelamanie4797]

@@ffferdinanddd that is mega cap

[@mar.v8083]

Fat girls: “ew he doesn’t even have a 6 pack only a 4” Me: 😐

[@akiishuu3890]

Deadass tho

[@sundeet]

Who tf says that

[@mar.v8083]

@@sundeet the friends of a girl I tried to help my bro get with cause he was shy and they went in on him I had no words 😶 Edit: didn’t know what to say back

[@mar.v8083]

@@akiishuu3890 yap

[@sundeet]

@@mar.v8083 nice people aren’t like that don’t worry, maybe try actually knowing someone well before you go for them

[@sokaprodigy4285]

Let me catch my son being played by a girl named Lisa

[@3600mic]

From the Simpson’s 💀?

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

Why Lisa?

[@fuckoff8886]

AHAHAHAHA

[@morpheusbeats6493]

Bruv that's my girlfriend's name 😂😂😂

[@antonisautos8704]

Why lisa why you betray me everyone betray me... What a story mark!

[@johnathanplaysgames3345]

I’ll invite them to my hot friend hopefully they won’t be dissatisfied seeing only me

[@mocksauce9687]

I am my best friend 😎😈

[@michaelregis1015]

This deserves more likes🤣

[@xocab2868]

Me: The worst thing she could say is no, right? Female: anyways, I can’t believe I got raw dogged by my other best friend last night 😆

[@Pikachu-vj5jr]

GOLD

[@snidechart069doesgaming7]

True story?

[@xocab2868]

@@snidechart069doesgaming7 nvr that

[@measlesplease1266]

That's exactly how it is.

[@darbearbromine9529]

Lol, any guy who gets the “introduce me to hot guys” line should automatically pull the uni reverse and say “yeah in exchange lemme know if you know any hot girls” then ghost them lol

[@ridiculousrandy1401]

I myself usually respond with "well thats probably why you're single."

[@NobleWish]

Man, in this day in age, you go gay or you go solo. These females have gone too far.

[@nibbacheese3787]

I was considering that ngl😅😅

[@awesome8831]

lol

[@omgozero3870]

This slowly is being reverse because guys don't have time for that shit

[@bjornfinkelburgensteinski4629]

Nah that ain’t it chief. U gay.

[@jakebradley5357]

Nah bro just don’t place that much value and concentration on getting girls, legit do shit that benefits you and they will come around, also girls aren’t into dudes that show too much affection it gets old

[@johnadams2287]

I wish we went back to the old internet,when you could actually do say something without getting attacked or cancelled

[@clorpy897]

Depends on what you wanna say

[@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135]

@@clorpy897 Ni-

[@johnadams2287]

@@clorpy897 very true.just some people are getting out of hand on the internet now

[@johnadams2287]

@@clorpy897 but its lowkey toxic asf,people can say whatever they want,they have the free will

[@ellisjackson3355]

Remember space pinball?

[@doomfathertm8771]

Do women know they're doing it? Answer NO, they have no idea ans until a guy they like does it back to them they don't even understand how feelings are linked to anything.

[@xentiment6581]

Bruh they know very well, they just dont give a fuck. Finding a person so socially inept that they dont get this is impossible.

[@berriesfruitas430]

Bro lol literally the other day this girl I knew was trying to cheat on her boyfriend with my friend, and then she finds out the same day that her boyfriend is talking to another girl and she gets offended lol

[@sloweg3113]

@@berriesfruitas430 lol wtf

[@BobSmith-mp8ld]

They do though. This is just a rejection response. And any self respecting guy would stop talking to this girl point blank and move on. The problem is that most guys think women have the ability to empathize and they just don't.

[@marlboroman71818]

Females are masters of communication, conversation, body language and emotions. They always know what they are saying and all its implications. Don't be a sucker

[@ricardopinanza2352]

I would pay money to have Birdman review bachelorette episodes lmaooo

[@enzhymez]

sameeeee

[@nick_nt7574]

"...Let me see your hot friends, so I can talk to them!" Jokes on you! I have no friends, therefore you should look for someone else.

[@BloodeM_]

are you good?

[@darkshiloh]

Some of these Eugene's getting caught down horrendous, this is just tragic.

[@jesuschrist6688]

It’s a slaughter

[@26Bibles]

@KDXVII agreed they looked like normal nice people and got rejected in the worse form possible😞

[@wokedog1799]

They aren't even coming across as creepy, this is just cruelty

[@philip2772]

Not even Eugene's bruh

[@disposable_hero1725]

Eugenes getting another lesson in Friend Zone 101

[@Dongerd]

Who needs females when you have CoD and lotion

[@nibbacheese3787]

And don't forget memes

[@brandonballay6952]

Like a told a guy at the gym the other day who was worried about asking a chick for nudes. I said "porns free brother you don't gotta ask for shit"

[@werewolfhide19]

@@brandonballay6952 and everyone in the store clapped

[@lilliampumpernickle4655]

Nigga like me don’t need lotion

[@scattershotjd9823]

Boobs are temporary, but Doom is ETERNAL

[@alessandrocostacoutinho7745]

They don’t even wanna say no, they just wanna take away their self esteem

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Those girls were committing verbal homicide. That’s just evil.

[@silverletter4551]

It's possible these women consider most men to be automatically a threat unless they are "hot" and in that case, their reptilian brains get fired up

[@speedmetalmassiah567]

Because saying no frequently gets women killed.

[@silverletter4551]

@@speedmetalmassiah567 More men are assaulted for saying "no" in the west than women. Maybe you're thinking of the middle east

[@speedmetalmassiah567]

@@silverletter4551 I said killed, not assaulted

[@itsgweezy1923]

Was talking to a girl way outta my league. She complimented me every day and I felt worth it for the first time in awhile. Was on call with her one morning when she decided to abruptly end the call and got super distant with me. She started saying she was busy but had plenty of time to go on every social media app while not responding to me for hours. Now she has full on ghosted me without even giving me the respect of being declined. It’s so bad that I I’m not even worth rejection now.

[@lunapetunia3778]

❤

[@jacksonhenry7049]

My GF has confirmed that they do it on purpose

[@12th.jahlil]

Most definitely, they know what theyre doing

[@MrMoto655]

Yup, that's why I have no guilt being a prick🤣

[@llan3465]

if a girl ever ask u to bring hot friends just say “bring some for them too”

[@ginsuma1402]

You have to say "They are getting seconds after me"....gotta be brave with your game 80% of the time guys are only in the friend zone because they aren't brave enough to say something bold about how they wanna hit. There's a reason she's talking to you.

[@llan3465]

@@ginsuma1402 facs

[@eijiokumura5326]

Imagine if a guy said the same thing to a girl....

[@xbigbooshx4643]

EXACTLY

[@harveydent706]

He would sound like a chad and she would probably like him more .

[@xbigbooshx4643]

@@harveydent706: Nah. Some girls would become FURIOUS if you tried that. Especially if she knew you personally. She might try to get revenge for that. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. Female rage is no joke.

[@phrog1723]

@@xbigbooshx4643 Bruh what she gonna do? Scream at me? 💀🤣

[@gaelgriffith8175]

@@phrog1723 on god if I had to swing at a girl I would knock her head loess

[@panosts6178]

If I get rejected by a girl why not pass her to a homie. Women are like blunts after all. Smoking hot but they mess with your head man

[@sawyerryon6415]

True

[@KingJinzo2125]

Best analogy I’ve ever heard😂😂

[@octs609]

preach

[@wiseboi_1149]

I don't want my homie suffer from that bctch

[@johnadams614]

Shit like that makes me not want to even try to get a girlfriend

[@savaugee7322]

U probably dont need one if ur affected by this

[@MrCruzin93]

“Give me some road head and I’ll consider driving you to your D appointment...” “It was supposed to be a left there...?” “We’re taking the long way.”

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

I understand why there are now so many gay dudes-

[@mistakendawg8885]

i think u might just be gay bro.

[@malikcampbell7914]

XD

[@asparrow9876]

@@mistakendawg8885 It ain't gay if she looks like a girl. Every smooth hole is a goal

[@WaxenOmnivore]

@@asparrow9876 if SHE

[@asparrow9876]

@@WaxenOmnivore Its a she until you confirm otherwise ;)

[@Keegalope]

“first of all, thats not me”

[@I61void]

LET ME CATCH MY SON... sighs* (remembers I am a 24 year old virgin that’s never been in a relationship)

[@defyyourlogic487]

Rip fam

[@gaelgriffith8175]

You being a virgin is fine not having any relationship experience is less.

[@defyyourlogic487]

@@gaelgriffith8175 eh, some people are asexual though.

[@I61void]

@@gaelgriffith8175 it’s a joke... I’m 16 😈💅🏿

[@danielalvarado3846]

@@defyyourlogic487 you can be asexual and still be in a relationship

[@gokigenyou9524]

Yes, they know what they're doing. Why they do that? Because there is no consequences to their actions. Woman can do pretty much whatever they want cuz they have social protection.

[@JackassHill]

"We should. You could introduce me to your hot friends ;)" "Excellent. I'll grab one out of the freezer, and slap him in the oven. You like white meat or dark meat?"

[@RuinedHavocRH]

Moment of silence for all the fallen brethren in these messages 😞

[@GeneFOX70]

Birdman is most certainly "The Cleanest Best Pleasure."

[@berchin89]

love the tcap reference

[@a.v.d2315]

he's cute, built good.

[@Everythingscythe]

Is the a Chris Hansen reference lmao

[@knucklepuck7263]

Why don't you take a seat over here

[@invincibleunderthesun8545]

You know what, I don't want this cookie anymore, I just wanna get to the beach...

[@thegiven2589]

I was down bad, but then I turned it back on her and asked her how her friend was.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

You know that's actually something that's worked for me in the past? It was over in the UK. There was a girl I wasn't really interested in, but I was crushing hard on her friend. Didn't really wanna hurt her feelings, so I tried sneaking around the fact that I was eyeing her friend and not her. But of course she caught on, and that actually made her chase after me. Isn't there an ancient story in Greek or Norse mythology of a God discovering that this worked on women as well? Seems men thousands of years ago already figured it out.

[@Pikachu-vj5jr]

@@TheStraightestWhitest maybe taking the opposite approach whilst still approaching works?

[@nocturnal6290]

I’m mad this guy has my name and didn’t clap back.

[@jojotheweirdone]

My wife asked me for movie recommendations for her and her boyfriend. :)

[@retrowave762]

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[@KingLionover9000]

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[@8Lemon-Sour8]

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[@thelssjbroly9873]

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[@ShadowsV3z]

F

[@coygoss5052]

Let me catch my daughter playing with guys emotions 🥲

[@cortezri6327]

No kizzy

[@shaunconnally4794]

When a text makes you physically cringe you know somethings up

[@SheibaniOfficial]

Off topic, but Birdman I remember when you were at around 200K a few years back if I’m correct and it’s crazy how fair you’ve came! Almost 1 and a half MILLION! Proud of you King!

[@jordahnbrunson7153]

The dude at 2:25 slid FAR ASF and hit that corner like he was fckn Speed Racer lmao

[@iceking7045]

Birdman I appreciate you trying to restore self respect with the young male community

[@iliaselka9550]

Everytime birdmans uploading im hoping it’s a eugene or feminist video

[@iliaselka9550]

@@dannylive3000 i keep rewatching the old videos they’re just too good . Now he’s way to polite and talks about basic stuff

[@isaacshadow100]

@@iliaselka9550 its what happens when you grow bigger. Cant get away with a lot of the things you could’ve said before

[@hajjamajd]

You don’t know how happy I get when I see bird upload

[@blazingmammoth3757]

“Some women...just wanna watch the world burn.”

[@David__J]

It’s like going for football trials and the coach telling u no and to bring ur better friends

[@jacobkrivoshia9306]

Was about to drop my friend off for her appointment but birdman uploaded

[@itzfrxstyy]

it's sad that some people don't realize that being single is the way to go

[@ellisjackson3355]

3:00 basically you just say "nah nvm" and then block em

[@joespowerlifting1631]

Smart move

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Smart. Save what dignity still remains after she roasts you by saying she wants your hot friends instead.

[@ellisjackson3355]

@@xbigbooshx4643 yeah even if the convo shows up in the group chat, the rest of the girls will see what you said in the end. But even then, that response isn't for them anyway.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

@@ellisjackson3355: Better to eat a hard hit then stay for the humiliation of being too weak to walk away and seeming EXTRA desperate to her potentially hot friends.

[@ellisjackson3355]

@@xbigbooshx4643 who cares what they think but yeah you don't want to come off as desperate either way. Another good response is no response at all and just blocking

[@laurab4091]

As a girl myself I can confirm that more than 90% of the time it’s on purpose because it makes them feel less bad because they don’t have to directly turn em down. (I was raised by my dad so I know how y’all feel and I don’t do this dumb shit)

[@charlesfollette9692]

This is why social media so cancerous

[@ramqueen09]

Terrence Popp once said that men say what they mean and mean what they say, but women say what they want and not what they mean.

[@jalikjohnson3698]

There was this one girl, we had went out for like a month but she sorta just lost feelings so we broke up, a couple weeks later we were cool but she kept talking bout this dude she liked and I was like “ this bitch” and blocked her

[@flowerysquid7338]

Did anyone else notice that he only had 2 score streaks?

[@MrNoLen5]

If a girl says, "introduce me to you hot friends" you should say, "Thats not a good idea, I think you'd get jealous"

[@isaacshadow100]

Nigga what? You gotta be a woman right?

[@MrNoLen5]

@@isaacshadow100 lol you obviously don't get it, or dont have a lot of hot friends that are girls

[@isaacshadow100]

@@MrNoLen5 most friends that a guy has, are male. Most friends that a girl has, are female. When you say “i think you’d get jealous,” its weird because the average man wont be thinking about his female friends in the moment, only the bros. Thats why i assume youre a female, because a female is more likely to be jealous of another female than a male.

[@MrNoLen5]

@@isaacshadow100 lol, its okay you don't know a lot of hot girls, no hate

[@isaacshadow100]

@@MrNoLen5 buddy. I want you to think carefully on this. The girl in the video rejected the guy and wanted to see his hot friends. Why is that? Because she would rather date and fuck them instead of him, because he’s presumably ugly. Do you understand? The “hot friends” she wants are male. So when you say she might get jealous if you bring your hot friends, it makes no fucking sense. Why would the girl get jealous because you brought her exactly what she wanted, a hot, male friend.

[@hey_you_orange_guy12]

I have been simping without realizing for 2 whole years and there has been many messages similar to this... this video made me realize

[@basketballjuice]

in order for someone to be so socially free of consequence to think that it's not ridiculously rude to say that to someone is definitely worth mentioning. Though sometimes people just like to make others feel jealous, though this is definitely not the way to do it.

[@dhendroid2373]

The guy should've have replied "Okay, as long as you introduce me to your hot friends too."

[@constablekennedy8227]

Let Me Catch My Son Getting in touch with his Emotions ... 💭

[@nibbacheese3787]

Yeah like who does that

[@amoap603]

Damn those "hot friends" probably have such great personalities am i right guys

[@tony-trap6890]

They worst she could say is no. “Ew”

[@richwardog7555]

Man i cant believe you hit the millions in subscribers last time i seen a video you weren't that close congratulations keep up those facts and your gameplay is 🔥

[@harleydeltoro9389]

i was helping my crush find some hot guys to hook up with but birdman uploaded

[@ravendave24]

" make sure you bring some of your hot friends" -me a schizophrenic ;) sureee

[@ChrisRoberts01]

There's no reason to hit a girl - Bill Burr

[@Girl.makeover]

I just watched a video called “curb your proposal” where the guy got fully destroyed for asking the girl for prom using signs lol

[@clevelandbrowns7786]

Ive been watching videos he posted 2-4 years ago.. im addicted to him adding things up

[@adankpenguin7713]

Let me catch my son taking his crush to her “appointment”

[@se7ensiinz]

“So you can introduce me to your hot fiends ;)” - “I got a hot friend for you right here, come get it ;)” *drops mic*

[@SoSomyxa]

Birdman reviewing a down bad moment for a guy named “anthony” hmmmmm... are you sure its not you Birdman?

[@aks74utula79]

That Aubergine Appointment Uber guy really hit me.. thank God I got out of simp camp.

[@scaredhunter672ded5]

... this happened to me often... probably again after my current relationship

[@negrioswan5285]

They a different type of difficult

[@mcul1144]

Livin life on Recruit like always

[@jamarigillyard9270]

Nah Living life on participation.

[@EZForMeNotForU]

Let me catch my son getting played

[@alcidesprieto1967]

It's getting brutal out there.

[@feidhlimharrington2275]

"the worst she can do is say no" her: "if you were the prize at the end of my race I would walk backwards"