Why Evil Rey's swiss army double-bladed lightsaber is HORRIBLE - STAR WARS episode 9 trailer

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@lordmctheobalt
@lordmctheobalt 5 жыл бұрын
I'm at the last pages of your book, and OMFG it's absolutely AMAZING! One of the best reads I've had in a while!!! Can't wait for the next one! P.S. Video is terrific, like always! Edit: Thx for the heart and pin :D
@yaldabaoth2
@yaldabaoth2 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Last half of the book was much better than first half.
@kashim4351
@kashim4351 5 жыл бұрын
You're at the endgame now...
@darkfire1408
@darkfire1408 5 жыл бұрын
Literally the best book I have ever read. This thing has got to be made into a long running series. He's put too much into building the world for it not to be.
@darkfire1408
@darkfire1408 5 жыл бұрын
@Lawrence Ampomah Shadow of the Conquerer
@FreeOfFantasy
@FreeOfFantasy 5 жыл бұрын
@Lawrence Ampomah Ebook.
@astray8108
@astray8108 5 жыл бұрын
"He's outside with a giant U, yelling at the camera again." -Concerned neighbor
@keithmacphee1020
@keithmacphee1020 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Robert53area
@Robert53area 5 жыл бұрын
Good thing neighbors are not allowed to use red flag laws yet, neighbors repeatedly outside yelling at a camera, and is always out practicing with swords
@edgepixel8467
@edgepixel8467 5 жыл бұрын
The video is also much too long
@mindofthelion712
@mindofthelion712 4 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine neighbors would have figured out that Shad's a KZbinr if they'd seen him doing it. Playing with swords and other wacky weapons and cameras, what else might he be doing?
@betternamepending3991
@betternamepending3991 4 жыл бұрын
@Mind Of The Lion Drugs.
@docdamnij
@docdamnij 5 жыл бұрын
Jedi: " What can I do, when my lightsaber blade gets caught between Rey's weird parallel double blades?" IT-Department: " Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
@jhonatanalvessustiso9293
@jhonatanalvessustiso9293 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit das genius
@tonster5559
@tonster5559 5 жыл бұрын
oh damn
@zorionmclarrin7033
@zorionmclarrin7033 5 жыл бұрын
That would actually work lol
@wardy6224
@wardy6224 5 жыл бұрын
1000IQ
@diegograjeda7611
@diegograjeda7611 5 жыл бұрын
Jedi: Yes, and it gave her enough time for pulling me apart.
@lancelot1441
@lancelot1441 4 жыл бұрын
bit late but it obviously folds in half because women sith robes are made with smaller pockets!
@potassium8759
@potassium8759 4 жыл бұрын
You win all the KZbin comment rewards for this year
@spectralknightgaming8364
@spectralknightgaming8364 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@fulana_de_tal
@fulana_de_tal 4 жыл бұрын
limão
@charliesnark6535
@charliesnark6535 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@extratao50
@extratao50 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever made in modern history
@BlueSoulGamer
@BlueSoulGamer 3 жыл бұрын
3:29 “it’s weird, it’s unnecessary, it’s stupid” Sounds like this lightsaber is the perfect match for Rey if you ask me.
@rawrthedinosawr9659
@rawrthedinosawr9659 3 жыл бұрын
sounds like the new movies in general
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 3 жыл бұрын
A meaningless weapon for a meaningless character
@foam3132
@foam3132 3 жыл бұрын
Sense has been made
@alicebrown9034
@alicebrown9034 3 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth?
@erfanthered9801
@erfanthered9801 3 жыл бұрын
Ray and that lightsaber is a match made in hell
@RyllenKriel
@RyllenKriel 5 жыл бұрын
It's not a lightsaber, it's a pair of light shears for trimming Sith shrubbery in your yard.
@davidm1563
@davidm1563 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this comment.
@johnivanoplimo5172
@johnivanoplimo5172 5 жыл бұрын
The Knights of Ni do need those shrubbery after all.
@jessetheunending9357
@jessetheunending9357 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnivanoplimo5172 that was my first thought too! Lol
@Hounlaiga
@Hounlaiga 5 жыл бұрын
Guess they did teach Sith Gardening at Korriban Academy.
@darkdogzstudioz
@darkdogzstudioz 5 жыл бұрын
I hope it looks nice but isnt too expencive.
@jackcristo1628
@jackcristo1628 4 жыл бұрын
There was an evil Rey? Man, I really forget everything about these movies the second they are over.
@Jayako12
@Jayako12 4 жыл бұрын
Much like me. When movies just pass like that over your memory is a quite good demonstration of how irrelevant they were...
@goldenexperiencerequiem9773
@goldenexperiencerequiem9773 4 жыл бұрын
she was in it for literally one scene total
@ImSharingaan
@ImSharingaan 4 жыл бұрын
Yea it was only a force vision that lasted 5 seconds in episode 9
@dogman9291
@dogman9291 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jayako12 Say what you will about the prequels, at least you can actually remember what happened in them, for better or for worse.
@JH-zs3bs
@JH-zs3bs 3 жыл бұрын
@@dogman9291 I liked the prequels, equally to the originals.
@davidpeirce5945
@davidpeirce5945 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously they didn't show the third function of the lightsaber. They're saving Nunchuck mode until the movie releases.
@pablonieto5058
@pablonieto5058 5 жыл бұрын
Jajajaja lol
@LeeBuddy
@LeeBuddy 4 жыл бұрын
Only Bruce Lee can wield the Lightsaber Chucks
@mackjones7688
@mackjones7688 4 жыл бұрын
@@LeeBuddy Bruce Lee from the future dies when his energy tether connecting his saber chucks had a catastrophic failure during practice.
@Herowebcomics
@Herowebcomics 4 жыл бұрын
That would've been awesome!
@635574
@635574 4 жыл бұрын
Blasterabers are more logical, until they shoot you.
@cleeve2891
@cleeve2891 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s weird, it’s unnecessary, it’s stupid” there are sooooo many things in the sequels, that are weird, unnecessary and stupid...
@dragobane4728
@dragobane4728 3 жыл бұрын
Remove things and that is accurate
@josetolentino3965
@josetolentino3965 3 жыл бұрын
the sequels themselves are weird, unnecessary and stupid
@arcadicus_ezevius
@arcadicus_ezevius 3 жыл бұрын
I cant even remember seeing that scene in the movie lol cauae i hate it too much
@zaferoph
@zaferoph 3 жыл бұрын
@Deputy Fish Gills I'd say absolutely terrible primarily.
@crowbar_the_rogue
@crowbar_the_rogue 3 жыл бұрын
"Weird, unnecessary and stupid" is the motto of the sequels.
@bigbadseed7665
@bigbadseed7665 5 жыл бұрын
"I hate hands. They're strong and dextrous and irritating, and they grab everything." George Lucas
@Fruitcupper
@Fruitcupper 5 жыл бұрын
My abs lost their shit to this! Thanks for the laugh.
@short7440
@short7440 5 жыл бұрын
Not funny. Didn't laugh.
@chain_of_nothing
@chain_of_nothing 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fruitcupper Weird flex but ok
@Marco_Onyxheart
@Marco_Onyxheart 5 жыл бұрын
"Especially when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." Donald Trump Now show us a lightsaber fight between these two.
@jakubgrzybek6181
@jakubgrzybek6181 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fruitcupper weak shit if laughing makes your core sore...
@religiousotaku9926
@religiousotaku9926 5 жыл бұрын
Yes shad!!!! Destroy the trailer with all of your hate!!! Let it flow through you....do not hesitate, show no mercy....
@sporeham1674
@sporeham1674 5 жыл бұрын
Shad is a Sith. He accepts the dark side.
@zzygyy
@zzygyy 5 жыл бұрын
Close up slow motion what you missed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4Wkfp1pe9GVmas
@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine
@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine 5 жыл бұрын
That's my line.
@Revell_0
@Revell_0 5 жыл бұрын
Join the dark side of the force
@a5cent
@a5cent 5 жыл бұрын
lololol
@poorlybus417
@poorlybus417 5 жыл бұрын
Right when I saw the lightsaber in the trailer I was like, “Ok, I’m ready for Shad to tell me how stupid this is.”
@jackalvengeance4702
@jackalvengeance4702 5 жыл бұрын
Funny, I thought the exact same thing. Dad showed me the trailer, saw the lightsaber, and I said out loud "shad is going to enjoy tearing this to shreds, perhaps a bit too much."
@ollie1704
@ollie1704 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@CosmereArcanist
@CosmereArcanist 5 жыл бұрын
Same XD
@valkyrieace5768
@valkyrieace5768 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to here from him to😂
@catsareevil101
@catsareevil101 5 жыл бұрын
We were of like mind. It is so dumb.
@meinkaiser4023
@meinkaiser4023 3 жыл бұрын
Ridiculous lightsaber aside, that "sword staff" really needs to be called a sworff.
@tacotony3274
@tacotony3274 3 жыл бұрын
*stard
@the.french.lobstercolinrau2728
@the.french.lobstercolinrau2728 3 жыл бұрын
perfect ! the name susggests exactly the ridicoulousness
@alba2162
@alba2162 3 жыл бұрын
Swoff, they're both 5 letter words, no need to make it 6 letters
@mattiOTX
@mattiOTX 3 жыл бұрын
@@alba2162 but it needs to be unnecessary
@adrianvenegasmendez7708
@adrianvenegasmendez7708 3 жыл бұрын
@@alba2162 sworf
@carlrood4457
@carlrood4457 5 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they give her a Darth Maul style light saber? They've already sold those toys.
@justinreilly6619
@justinreilly6619 5 жыл бұрын
Marketing and merchandise!
@alaskaball188
@alaskaball188 5 жыл бұрын
Well, its true
@cooldogspot4855
@cooldogspot4855 5 жыл бұрын
Ever since star wars was a thing it was about toys
@GoblinKnightLeo
@GoblinKnightLeo 5 жыл бұрын
Same reason as everything else: Lucas gets royalties for everything OT and PT and Disney doesn't want to pay him.
@Daemonik
@Daemonik 5 жыл бұрын
This was my very first thought on seeing the trailer. "Aha! New toys to try and sell."
@Ambrose_TNJ
@Ambrose_TNJ 5 жыл бұрын
The dual blade system allows you to toast both sides of the bread while you're slicing it, so that's one plus, I guess.
@Junglehunter677
@Junglehunter677 5 жыл бұрын
Or you block with 1 blade and then swing the other over to strike them from the side
@MaskTheDwarf
@MaskTheDwarf 5 жыл бұрын
@@Junglehunter677 because you would have to block with the front blade (because you couldn't block with both unless it was on a flat plane) the issue is, you couldn't flip it open because if you did it would slice you in half!
@Junglehunter677
@Junglehunter677 5 жыл бұрын
@@MaskTheDwarf just go look up the double bladed lightsaber of the jedi temple guard and pong krell. They are both the same as this one.
@MaskTheDwarf
@MaskTheDwarf 5 жыл бұрын
@@Junglehunter677 Yeh I know, they're the same design but Rey's has a big gap in between the hilts when folded
@Tinhead426
@Tinhead426 5 жыл бұрын
Thats about all it would be good for.
@gliallegricompari
@gliallegricompari 5 жыл бұрын
Shad: "Why not giving her a regular dart maul light Saber?" Disney: Merchandise
@caesarspeaks
@caesarspeaks 5 жыл бұрын
Pakito EXPLAIN General Krell from the Clone Wars had two like that and no one bitched, but now that Rey has one, everyone’s gonna. If it were a guy everyone would be fine with it
@gliallegricompari
@gliallegricompari 5 жыл бұрын
What the hell? I don't think I've ever named Rey in the comment
@gliallegricompari
@gliallegricompari 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't care who is holding it, the truth is that new merchandise, whatever it is, refunds a lot of money for Disney
@gliallegricompari
@gliallegricompari 5 жыл бұрын
And seen that Star wars costs various millions of dollars I guess is also a good economic strategy... But still I hate it
@paddyq3235
@paddyq3235 5 жыл бұрын
@@caesarspeaks OK WHAT!!!???!!! First of General Krell is not a very popular character, he was in the clone wars meaning not many people would have heard of him, and he was a villain with no interesting story to him. It has nothing to do with the fact that Rey is a girl. And also you are now the one bringing unnecessary attention to the fact that she's a girl, why's that are yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu sexist. 🙂😎
@thelegitpotato1248
@thelegitpotato1248 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up one fine morning, looking out your window and seeing your neighbor screaming “CUE THE HAND CHOPPING OFF MONTAGE!”
@RevanSurik
@RevanSurik 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like hands. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating... And they get everywhere!" - George Lucas
@Rockstopmotion
@Rockstopmotion 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden
@jmWolfe2585
@jmWolfe2585 5 жыл бұрын
Creepy Uncle Joe
@tprime2702
@tprime2702 5 жыл бұрын
I think Kathleen Kennedy feels that way about facts.
@nj4774
@nj4774 5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@stephentaylor6726
@stephentaylor6726 5 жыл бұрын
'These hands are always touching me in...places.'
@thelouster5815
@thelouster5815 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like hands. They’re coarse, rough, irritating. And they’re everywhere.” -George Lucas.
@RapSupreme
@RapSupreme 5 жыл бұрын
The Louster Sand*
@Karlos-ge2el
@Karlos-ge2el 5 жыл бұрын
X woooosh
@supernukey419
@supernukey419 5 жыл бұрын
X that’s the joke. They modified the original quote
@supernukey419
@supernukey419 5 жыл бұрын
Karlos1003 Wow... you did that wrong in so many ways.
@Marvelous_spider-teen
@Marvelous_spider-teen 5 жыл бұрын
The Louster lol episode 2
@naseweis8453
@naseweis8453 4 жыл бұрын
"....its weird, it's unnecessary, it's stupid." Well, that kinda sums up Disney's Starwars, doesn't it? 😅
@ringabell80808
@ringabell80808 4 жыл бұрын
Naseweís no
@naseweis8453
@naseweis8453 4 жыл бұрын
@@ringabell80808 oh i see, thnx 😅 i forgot to mention "embarrassing" and "boring" 😱 not offending, I'm just joking 🤥
@leom.a.7014
@leom.a.7014 4 жыл бұрын
@@ringabell80808 you are right he is wrong... he forgort political correct
@crusader2603
@crusader2603 4 жыл бұрын
Yup.... the only Disney movie I somewhat enjoyed was Rogue one... and Mando but that’s a show
@Farmdafish
@Farmdafish 4 жыл бұрын
@@crusader2603 same
@NotNonamelol
@NotNonamelol 3 жыл бұрын
„There should be a reason.“ Yeah there is: Merchandise
@theVogh
@theVogh 3 жыл бұрын
Thank! This is exactly the comment I've been looking for. So much stupid crap in these sequels just so they can sell merchandise based of this crap. Like Rens rebuilt helmet? The fuq
@Equalsundew
@Equalsundew 3 жыл бұрын
@@theVogh you do realize master pong krell used this way before these movies were made.
@creed8712
@creed8712 2 жыл бұрын
@@Equalsundeweven mentioned the temple guard lightsaber.
@davethelong5093
@davethelong5093 4 жыл бұрын
I can think of only one reason for that configuration: BREAD CUTTING. You get 3 slices of bread at once instead of 2 and they are already toasted and ready to be eaten.
@HugoNadeau
@HugoNadeau 4 жыл бұрын
VERY practical. Mystery solved.
@alexeecs
@alexeecs 4 жыл бұрын
Family guy reference!
@dalekmasterblaster585
@dalekmasterblaster585 4 жыл бұрын
It can also be a hand held toaster.
@3vanguardofthephoenix335
@3vanguardofthephoenix335 4 жыл бұрын
2.5 slices of toasted bread
@schneider1492
@schneider1492 4 жыл бұрын
Next... Double bladed lightsaber with butter dispenser...
@Cybershroom
@Cybershroom 5 жыл бұрын
Audience: Why is Rey using a sith folding knife lighstaber? Disney: We need to sell more toys.
@kolamoose8717
@kolamoose8717 5 жыл бұрын
Cybershroom pong krill used a light saber like this too
@delmerputnam1679
@delmerputnam1679 5 жыл бұрын
Cybershroom which will break in within a day of purchasing it
@timhenrickson9653
@timhenrickson9653 5 жыл бұрын
which will be returned the next day to buy some non-Star Wars item
@foolslayer9416
@foolslayer9416 5 жыл бұрын
What, they haven't made enough money???
@GreyhawkTheAngry
@GreyhawkTheAngry 5 жыл бұрын
@@foolslayer9416 Of course not, they won't have enough until they have all the money.
@valeriemcdonald440
@valeriemcdonald440 5 жыл бұрын
Double blade is for toasting. Two separate points of heat distribution for even coverage.
@scratchy996
@scratchy996 5 жыл бұрын
If Rey doesn't say "You're toast" when she turns on that thing, I'm gonna storm out of the movie theater. Just kidding, I won't pay to see that shit.
@derpimusmaximus8815
@derpimusmaximus8815 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Colin Furze made a toaster saw a few years ago.
@terrorhuhn9192
@terrorhuhn9192 5 жыл бұрын
Back to the kitchen..nice! i would like to see Kathleen Kennedys reaction to this.. how about saying that everybody in the internet is a damn sexist, racist, homophobic asshole which is just to stupid to get a job, a life, a partner and friends.
@Irobert1115HD
@Irobert1115HD 5 жыл бұрын
@@terrorhuhn9192 OMG! PSYCHOCHICKENS! WE ARE ALL DOOMED (for every one that doenst know: huhn is german for chicken)!
@Irobert1115HD
@Irobert1115HD 5 жыл бұрын
@@derpimusmaximus8815 he did. and ot is funny. btw there is agerman channel he apears to like: the real life guys. check them out they are great (they have build a submarine from bathtubs).
@SkeleGem
@SkeleGem 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Rey: Flips out folding red saber Me: “That just sounds like a double bladed Lightsaber with extra steps!”
@olivergeorge8132
@olivergeorge8132 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody gonna get laid in collage
@Darth_Chow
@Darth_Chow 3 жыл бұрын
@@olivergeorge8132 is it you?
@DoctorSirr
@DoctorSirr 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darth_Chow Lmao
@AndrewAce.
@AndrewAce. 3 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorSirr 🤣
@garlicnaut2709
@garlicnaut2709 3 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorSirr son?
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon 4 жыл бұрын
My first thought, immediately after seeing that swiss-army lightsaber in action was, "As cool as it sounds, there's a reason why we don't put blades on nunchucks."
@elizabethgouverneur2972
@elizabethgouverneur2972 4 жыл бұрын
Decker Ramirez [2020 is here. Bring It On!] my brain went to “she better use of like scissors
@NeoMicy
@NeoMicy 4 жыл бұрын
Because we aint cool enough?
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon 4 жыл бұрын
@@NeoMicy _That's one reason._ T_T ;)P
@deeez00
@deeez00 4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee has lightsabers on his nunchucks, find it on KZbin it is awesome!!!
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon 4 жыл бұрын
@@deeez00 I was waiting for someone to bring that up. Either that, or a comment along the lines of "Bruce Lee is the only person capable of wielding lightsaber-nunchucks". ;D
@jdavis7459
@jdavis7459 5 жыл бұрын
Double bladed lightsaber? Hmmm. I see poorly made light-scissors. Is Rey gonna run with scissors?
@MrRourk
@MrRourk 5 жыл бұрын
Praying for it.
@xander1052
@xander1052 5 жыл бұрын
if they are scissors, Korg should be worried.
@NuclearSavety
@NuclearSavety 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe a kill-la-kill cross over?
@NightShadow154
@NightShadow154 5 жыл бұрын
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAY!
@peterszucs6111
@peterszucs6111 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a chainsaw the first time I saw it lol
@thattypicalslimy8548
@thattypicalslimy8548 4 жыл бұрын
"The folding lightsaber is stupid!" Pong Krell: It's treason then.
@Iggihbh246
@Iggihbh246 4 жыл бұрын
He can't do that shoot him or something
@MT-pf1pv
@MT-pf1pv 4 жыл бұрын
Pong Krell’s lightsabers fold for storage
@itzyaboi4297
@itzyaboi4297 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to say this.
@tijanaself897
@tijanaself897 4 жыл бұрын
pong krell sucks anyway
@ZDisco
@ZDisco 4 жыл бұрын
HES TO DANGEROUS TO BE KEEPT ALIVE
@jensenharford7930
@jensenharford7930 4 жыл бұрын
Oh God at first I was like "ah it's not that bad" then you edited in the Swiss army lazers that killed me. Makes sense now
@josephcoon5809
@josephcoon5809 3 жыл бұрын
He used that clip without credit… kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4m3ZGufbJKFhJI
@stoler7980
@stoler7980 4 жыл бұрын
“Try spinning, that’s a good trick”
@turbo_monkey20
@turbo_monkey20 4 жыл бұрын
Phantom Menace
@smileyjjm6437
@smileyjjm6437 4 жыл бұрын
That’s an underrated comment
@mariebcfhs9491
@mariebcfhs9491 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Vader
@mistamunsta
@mistamunsta 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t try it Anakin”
@lawrencei818
@lawrencei818 4 жыл бұрын
The unquisitors did it in rebels.... they fly now
@gordyrroy
@gordyrroy 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like hands"- George Lucas. I laughed so loud xDDD Edit: I also like the original and prequels but not the stuff that comes out now. 8 was...I actually face palmed 3 times in the cinema. And it hurt. On my head and in my soul.
@Cyricist001
@Cyricist001 5 жыл бұрын
George Martin also dislikes body parts. Coincidence? I think not.
@isaacgraff8288
@isaacgraff8288 5 жыл бұрын
The montage made me smile so much. Thoughts on Rey's weapon... Doesn't look cool, or... neat... wow this feels incredibly stupid.
@GaborSzabo747
@GaborSzabo747 5 жыл бұрын
And after 8 they have made Solo...
@Boof796
@Boof796 4 жыл бұрын
I will never be able to unsee the swiss army lightsaber. Thank you for burning that into my brain
@natiep8433
@natiep8433 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever animated the swiss army saber deserves a medal
@flar28
@flar28 3 жыл бұрын
He gave them 2 frames of credit and no love in the discription. A tad cold
@superj1010
@superj1010 3 жыл бұрын
@@flar28 He put their channel up on screen, and considering how little they were in the video, I'd say that's reasonable.
@alexeecs
@alexeecs 3 жыл бұрын
If anyone needs it 3:14
@user-jm8ov6gt5h
@user-jm8ov6gt5h 3 жыл бұрын
idk why the hell ray even has one they were used by temple guards and jedi mostly
@MaxiDoesStuff
@MaxiDoesStuff 3 жыл бұрын
"Wasn't this weapon in the clone wa-" " *_-SILENCE-_* "
@SamSalsa411
@SamSalsa411 3 жыл бұрын
The Jedi Temple Guards in TCW had an actual SaberStaff like Darth Maul if I remember correctly. For some reason Rebels decided to change the Temple Guard’s outfit as well as how their lightsaber functions.
@MaxiDoesStuff
@MaxiDoesStuff 3 жыл бұрын
@@SamSalsa411 Well i know that, i meant that Pong Krell used four of these Lightsabers, FOUR! And Star Wars rebels is just a kids show so of course they change designs for no reason.
@demi-femme4821
@demi-femme4821 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxiDoesStuff Well, Krell's are just manually flipped into place, and it's much faster than this. He draws his sabers so quickly when he gets surrounded at the end of the arc.
@Jthomas-gg9pi
@Jthomas-gg9pi 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxiDoesStuff yeah but they were used as double bladed sabres the entire time so a lot of people didn't even realise until rewatching.
@mizu4305
@mizu4305 3 жыл бұрын
From the clone wars we could see clearly the temple guards use normal saner staffs instead of what we see in rebels
@godofmadden5248
@godofmadden5248 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like hands, they’re coarse and rough and they get everywhere.” - George Lucas
@jackgering1034
@jackgering1034 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe they wouldn't get everywhere if you'd stop cutting them off!" -Lucasfilm Screenwriter
@dinamosflams
@dinamosflams 4 жыл бұрын
- visual artist
@sandwichboy1268
@sandwichboy1268 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackgering1034Yoshikage Kira: *steals all the severed hands*
@geo4290
@geo4290 4 жыл бұрын
@@sandwichboy1268 r/beatmetoit
@501stcrusade5
@501stcrusade5 4 жыл бұрын
Sandwich Boy Let Za Hando deal with the mess
@GrizzlyBrwn9
@GrizzlyBrwn9 5 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed when I saw this new lightsaber, instantly thinking how Shad would cut it down lol
@dandynoble2875
@dandynoble2875 5 жыл бұрын
>People made a bunch of memes and videos about how stupid the crossguard saber was. >Let's make a folding handle.
@liamc9998
@liamc9998 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, it hasn’t been a problem since it’s first appearance in canon a few years back.
@JediAcolyte94
@JediAcolyte94 5 жыл бұрын
You are also forgetting the dumb helicopter lightsaber that the Inquisitors used in Star Wars Rebels.
@bishopofthechurchoftea7742
@bishopofthechurchoftea7742 5 жыл бұрын
@@JediAcolyte94 force copter ftw
@liamc9998
@liamc9998 5 жыл бұрын
JediAcolyte26, they worked and had a useful function. Sure they are dumb but they get the job done (until they get destroyed and cause the death of the user - seriously, most of them get killed due to their lightsaber being destroyed moments prior).
@Samagryn
@Samagryn 5 жыл бұрын
The primary thing with those spinning lightsabers is the intimidation factor, which actually is somewhat useful in a fight if you can make your opponent panic. However, if you know what you're doing when faced with one.... Well, just look at the previous comment. They sum it up pretty well.
@BlueFang714
@BlueFang714 3 жыл бұрын
Personally, I like the Cal Kestis variation. More like two lightsabers with a union. Can pull them apart, or use them as is.
@PunxsutawneyDave
@PunxsutawneyDave 5 жыл бұрын
We've gone from watching the SW trailer and thinking: "That's neat!" to "Shad is going to decimate that idea!"
@revan0890
@revan0890 5 жыл бұрын
I have. Never noticed that everyone has the same hands as General Grievous in Star Wars
@soulslvr9562
@soulslvr9562 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone is General Grevious confirmed
@A_Collector_of_Fine_Things
@A_Collector_of_Fine_Things 5 жыл бұрын
I expected Shad to have some STRONG opinions on that new lightsaber, glad I was right.
@krustykrabemployeepatricks3709
@krustykrabemployeepatricks3709 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Kross *STRONG facts*
@liamc9998
@liamc9998 5 жыл бұрын
It’s not a new lightsaber.
@EpicWinNoob
@EpicWinNoob 3 жыл бұрын
Kylo ren's crossguard: Ay Yo Lemme just guide your lightsaber into cutting through the actual working parts of my lightsaber
@timothydelacy9571
@timothydelacy9571 3 жыл бұрын
But think of the merchandise sales!
@ezachleewright2309
@ezachleewright2309 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe those bits are made of beskar. They certainly have enough resources.
@technounionrepresentative4274
@technounionrepresentative4274 3 жыл бұрын
It's because his crystal is unstable, They are more vents than a crossguard
@lawbringer_179
@lawbringer_179 3 жыл бұрын
@@technounionrepresentative4274 people shxtting on the sequels lightsabers when all of these designs have appeared before in Star Wars media and no one cared. I don’t think the sequels are good, but I’m not just gonna jump on another ‘fxck Disney’ wagon because someone is trying to find another reason to be mad at Rey and get views.
@EpicWinNoob
@EpicWinNoob 3 жыл бұрын
@@lawbringer_179 I mean, rey is the purest definition of a mary sue. "Why are you good at all of this stuff?" "Just am, like me now."
@mustard7306
@mustard7306 5 жыл бұрын
You could cut really thick slices of toasted bread with it folded like that.
@Madjiitensha
@Madjiitensha 5 жыл бұрын
And would be roasted straight away! What a genious idea!
@tlac4120
@tlac4120 5 жыл бұрын
@@Madjiitensha Lightsabers: the bread and butter of Star Wars!
@r347-w7p
@r347-w7p 5 жыл бұрын
Or thick lasagna
@Tauntaun707
@Tauntaun707 5 жыл бұрын
You could cut TWO pre-toasted slices AT ONE TIME!!
@mkall
@mkall 5 жыл бұрын
but you would lose double the amount of bread from the blade
@BeckertP
@BeckertP 5 жыл бұрын
"You would put things in a movie, hopefully, because logic." Clearly you've never seen anything JJ Abrams has directed before, lol
@kylethomas9130
@kylethomas9130 5 жыл бұрын
Space Skydiving near super weapons.
@BogeyTheBear
@BogeyTheBear 5 жыл бұрын
"All I have to do is target your life support system, located behind the aft nacelle--" Wait a sec-- 'behind the aft nacelle'? As in 'it's completely behind the actual ship'? Who wrote something that stupid?
@lukerope1906
@lukerope1906 5 жыл бұрын
Except a folding double bladed lightsaber isn't a new thing. Pong Krell in The Clone Wars has one. And the Jedi Temple Guards in Rebels have them.
@kylethomas9130
@kylethomas9130 5 жыл бұрын
@@lukerope1906 did you reply to the wrong comment?
@lukerope1906
@lukerope1906 5 жыл бұрын
@@kylethomas9130 no
@watertribelife1280
@watertribelife1280 5 жыл бұрын
" 2 cuts are hard to recover from, you know what else is hard to recover from ... A cut" dead that had me dead
@_Feanor_.
@_Feanor_. 5 жыл бұрын
If I remember my Kenshin correctly. And I'm pretty sure I do, since I love the series. Actually have his Sakabatō Katana (made like a real Katana, which is a pain because you need to apply oil very often, so it doesn't rust). The reason given for the two blades and a cut from them being hard to recover from is because the two cuts so close together can't be stitched. Sure, it's not a super solid reason, and a single cut (especially in those times) was pretty dangerous on it's own. But a single cut, you can stitch and stop the bleeding. This two bladed weapons wound, you can't do that. And I'm pretty sure there is some inherit logic that a wound you can't sew shut is more dangerous than one you can. Still a funny line from Shad though.
@Shr3dd3r2k8
@Shr3dd3r2k8 5 жыл бұрын
@@_Feanor_. Except a Lightsaber cauterizes. So even if its true with a steel sword, the point is moot with a lightsaber.
@_Feanor_.
@_Feanor_. 5 жыл бұрын
@@Shr3dd3r2k8 Well duh. That quote is from the part of the video where he talks about the weapon from Kenshin though. So a lightsaber has nothing to do with anything in this regard.
@typerider5305
@typerider5305 5 жыл бұрын
@@_Feanor_. Yeah, that's exactly right. It's supposedly a "vicious sword of certain death" as there is no way to medically treat the double cut effectively. During combat it presents no real advantage aside from being easy to double wield when separate, it seems more like a sadist's weapon.
@Senordisastermaster
@Senordisastermaster 5 жыл бұрын
The worst part about the “two is better than one” logic is that one is absolutely better than two. Having more blades means more weight, but also force distribution. Two blades have far less cutting power than one blade. If it’s sharp enough then it should cut regardless, but the severity of the cut is still different; and it shouldn’t matter if the wound is more or less severe, because a massive wound is already a massive wound. :)
@Shroo26
@Shroo26 4 жыл бұрын
Btw, pong krells lightsabers were also this type of “switchblade”
@alessandrolamera8857
@alessandrolamera8857 3 жыл бұрын
But they were this way for transport reasons
@River-pg1uk
@River-pg1uk 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck pong Krell
@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 3 жыл бұрын
@@River-pg1uk agreed!
@seraphimzero6612
@seraphimzero6612 3 жыл бұрын
“ Not clones, *men!* “ -rex
@bugdroid1000
@bugdroid1000 3 жыл бұрын
@@River-pg1uk FUCK PONG KRELL!
@patrickevan5064
@patrickevan5064 5 жыл бұрын
Rey : *flips saber* Also rey : *hand gets squished between the hilt*
@noisejunkie8159
@noisejunkie8159 4 жыл бұрын
someone OUCH
@zendzend5107
@zendzend5107 4 жыл бұрын
Should have went with the red Light Saber nunchucks.
@naimrohimi6577
@naimrohimi6577 4 жыл бұрын
@@zendzend5107 They need Lee Skywalker with X-Wing Chun. Damn light nunchuck would be the best thing star wars
@patrickevan5064
@patrickevan5064 4 жыл бұрын
@@zendzend5107 you mean like the chinese version?
@zendzend5107
@zendzend5107 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, though I'm not sure how effective it would be in an actual fight.
@stocktonjoans
@stocktonjoans 5 жыл бұрын
"darth maul got away with useing his lightsaber perfectly fine ..." Did he? did he really?
@valen9835
@valen9835 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, yes. If Maul had thrown the other lightsaber down the shaft or if it was just one of them against maul, he would've won.
@swhite8978
@swhite8978 5 жыл бұрын
He did. In fact he actually died many years after episode I, in the arms of Obi Wan
@hasranman
@hasranman 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul made the mistake of not jumping when Obi Wan jumped. Because of this, Obi Wan had the high ground and was able to bypass the double-sided lightsaber and defeat him.
@TheDcraft
@TheDcraft 5 жыл бұрын
ben Jovi how to make a dual-bladed-lightsaber work: Have two separate grips that can move up and down the blades so the wielder can use it like an actual bo staff.
@valen9835
@valen9835 5 жыл бұрын
@@hasranman Oh the high ground memes, never get old.
@bevlad100
@bevlad100 5 жыл бұрын
I think you missed the point. The lightsaber NEEDS to be like that so that Disney can sell more toys.
@onesandzeroes7390
@onesandzeroes7390 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Its Darth Maul's lightsaber *with a hinge on it*
@Nick_las_seafarer
@Nick_las_seafarer 5 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@PokeMaster22222
@PokeMaster22222 5 жыл бұрын
Can they, though? From everything I've heard, they've barely sold anything Star Wars-related ever since Ep. VII.
@bevlad100
@bevlad100 5 жыл бұрын
@@PokeMaster22222 Thats a good point.
@stevenbacon-cheddar9914
@stevenbacon-cheddar9914 5 жыл бұрын
If that's true they will probably repackage all the unsold Rose Tiko figures with these goofy lightsabers
@davidblalock9945
@davidblalock9945 4 жыл бұрын
Remember that time Shad went on for nearly an hour and twenty minutes about how much he hated Rise of Skywalker? Much more restraint here... i guess.
@Iliadic
@Iliadic 3 жыл бұрын
It's called editing out the ramblings
@dreadthemadsmith
@dreadthemadsmith 5 жыл бұрын
Why make a new type of Lightsaber? So they can sell another type of Lightsaber toy.
@InvisibleAvenger
@InvisibleAvenger 5 жыл бұрын
One that will surely break inside of a month because of the weak hinge mechanism
@slurpeecloud999
@slurpeecloud999 5 жыл бұрын
People bitch about the lack of double bladed lightsabers in new star wars. Rey uses double bladed lightsaber : People bitch about it being for merch.....stfu
@avatariroh0543
@avatariroh0543 5 жыл бұрын
Dread, the Mad Smith it isn’t a new design. Pong Krell from the Clone Wars series had two of these.
@unrequitedtoaster8658
@unrequitedtoaster8658 5 жыл бұрын
It's a cannon sabre already fam
@VonOzbourne
@VonOzbourne 5 жыл бұрын
Also, because Lucas didn't have one. Therefore Disney doesn't have to share the merchandising profits on their original concept.
@rustkarl
@rustkarl 5 жыл бұрын
When you realise that a chainsword is still a better weapon than many lightsabers. ... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
@rustkarl
@rustkarl 5 жыл бұрын
I3LacKFuSSioN “WHAT WAS THAT!? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY CHAINAXE!”
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata 5 жыл бұрын
**laughs in the superiority of the bayonet**
@namestelattin
@namestelattin 5 жыл бұрын
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
@eliogabbalo0965
@eliogabbalo0965 5 жыл бұрын
@@jocosesonata *LAUGHS IN THE SUPERIORITY OF THE SHOVEL*
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata 5 жыл бұрын
*++ ROARS IN LAUGHTER IN THE ABSOLUTE DOMINATION OF THE CHAINSAW-BAYONET-SHOVEL ++*
@nicolaufialho9104
@nicolaufialho9104 5 жыл бұрын
Shadiversity: you should put something logical in a movie Disney: we dont do that here.
@612minigun
@612minigun 5 жыл бұрын
Marvel: At least we try sometimes!
@madcircle7311
@madcircle7311 5 жыл бұрын
Rip Spiderman
@craftpaint1644
@craftpaint1644 5 жыл бұрын
In the Darth Bane books a Sith instructor said plainly that a double bladed lightsaber imparts no advantage to the wielder but an opponent may "think" said wielder has an advantage.
@zanneel6758
@zanneel6758 5 жыл бұрын
Disney: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnPSkKOCp9x0jpI
@btbwilkinson
@btbwilkinson 3 жыл бұрын
I would note, in Rebels it has more need to be smuggled or hidden, and being able to fold it makes more plausible configurations to hide.
@therockyb.channel532
@therockyb.channel532 5 жыл бұрын
Thanos : I have the most impractical sword Rey: hold my margarita
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 5 жыл бұрын
That little shit would drink god damned Margaritas.
@GeorgeMonet
@GeorgeMonet 5 жыл бұрын
Thano's sword is still less practical.
@redwinghawk5049
@redwinghawk5049 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a neon tuning fork
@civilwar41
@civilwar41 5 жыл бұрын
DAN STEIN almost choked on a chicken wing when I read your comment.
@mortemtyrannus8813
@mortemtyrannus8813 5 жыл бұрын
Hold my *soy blue milk.
@aurex8937
@aurex8937 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like hands. They're coarse, rough and irritating... and they get everywhere."
@simplysage3562
@simplysage3562 5 жыл бұрын
My hand are soft like a baby but they do get everywhere if you know what I mean
@leumas5476
@leumas5476 5 жыл бұрын
@@simplysage3562 its already september he he he
@jeffreygao3956
@jeffreygao3956 5 жыл бұрын
(read in your best Colossus voice) *throws up* WHY???!!!
@pitdune
@pitdune 5 жыл бұрын
Aurex ok so u don’t wanna pick stuff up ????
@pitdune
@pitdune 5 жыл бұрын
And you can’t type lol
@Mulroyp07
@Mulroyp07 4 жыл бұрын
I figured out why she wins the fights. She’s so bad the enemy doesn’t know how to react and they lose all common sense. This would also work as it could be played off as a force power like time stop
@nickduncan2906
@nickduncan2906 3 жыл бұрын
I dont know shit about fighting with swords but when I try to teach people chess I find it very easy to end up in a draw or a stalemate when I'm like remember when I told you what the best move is here? And they're like yeah but they do the fuckin opposite because they think I'm trying to trick them lolol
@stillpraisingthesun1612
@stillpraisingthesun1612 3 жыл бұрын
Her plot armor literally erases weapons from existence.
@davidgeraghty3693
@davidgeraghty3693 3 жыл бұрын
Beginner's luck could explain some of it, but she keeps fighting the same guy in all the movies.
@giuseppe9653
@giuseppe9653 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidgeraghty3693 "Begginers luck" This "Bad person" (Bc KZbin didnt wanted me to use the other word with B) has that + Plot armor + The force + Disney and they need to be inclusive
@AceOfHearts95
@AceOfHearts95 3 жыл бұрын
She literally has that ability in battlefront 2 lol
@TheHeartlessAlchemist
@TheHeartlessAlchemist 3 жыл бұрын
"I like the prequels so much more now that they've set the bar 'SOLO'" Heh, nice.
@donpablo6068
@donpablo6068 4 жыл бұрын
There was so little character development for Rey that I forgot she had an evil side 😂
@Werrf1
@Werrf1 3 жыл бұрын
A one-dimensional object doesn't have 'sides'.
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 3 жыл бұрын
@@Werrf1 No but it does have a length, of which in this case is never-ending.
@thenigerianprince7017
@thenigerianprince7017 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottydu81 i like how everyone here is like "but rey does have that,and that BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG IT'S TRASH,TRASH,VERY TRASH"
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 3 жыл бұрын
@@thenigerianprince7017 I just thought she looked kinda hot 🤷‍♂️ plus her accent is cute. That’s as far as it goes.
@thenigerianprince7017
@thenigerianprince7017 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottydu81 i think her face looks dumb,but in any other place *chough,chough* she is hot and her accent is fine
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter what weapon you use if you were to go up against Shad. He always has the high ground.
@titansparrow64
@titansparrow64 5 жыл бұрын
But Obi-Wan will have the highest ground
@MRDicristofaro
@MRDicristofaro 5 жыл бұрын
the highest ground
@antthomas7916
@antthomas7916 5 жыл бұрын
What about a Mosin-nagant? Is he going to deflect the bullets?
@MRDicristofaro
@MRDicristofaro 5 жыл бұрын
@@antthomas7916 thats a good question iv always wonder what happens to the lead from the bullet
@sirderp2343
@sirderp2343 5 жыл бұрын
Skeptic Psychologist And wait for it all to blow over.
@cyrilgigee4630
@cyrilgigee4630 5 жыл бұрын
I always give pop culture the benefit of the Rule of Cool. It's a shame they so often fail on the "cool"...
@astrobookwormsinger
@astrobookwormsinger 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly... And Disney is one of the biggest ones out there who use this rule like a LOT. Rey using a normal saberstaff would have been cool too but the design team obviously thought "We need to make her COOLER. Something that's never been done before. Our character must be UNIQUE." I'm not hating on Rey... I love her. But the Rule of Cool needs to stop. Disney has made pointless new designs just for aesthetically appealing to the audience so many times. Actual functionality and usefulness need to come back into mainstream pop-culture.
@cyrilgigee4630
@cyrilgigee4630 5 жыл бұрын
@@astrobookwormsinger Realism is super refreshing whenever I encounter it, but it's not a necessity for me. It's just when people make things that I don't understand HOW ANYBODY CAN CONSIDER THEM COOL when there are already TRIED AND TRUE COOL AND UNUSUAL LIGHTSABER DESIGNS like the DARTH MAUL SABER that are A LOT MORE PRACTICAL AS A BONUS. Sorry, this is just a topic that I have some very strong emotions about...
@weebcraft6829
@weebcraft6829 5 жыл бұрын
Remove the thing that joins them together and replace it with a chain. Ta-da, light-chucks. 1000% times cooler
@cyrilgigee4630
@cyrilgigee4630 5 жыл бұрын
@@weebcraft6829 You see, Disney? All the stupidity in a weapon you could ever hope for, and it's still cooler than what you made.
@nguyenanthinh4364
@nguyenanthinh4364 5 жыл бұрын
Just steal a 17th century rapier design and turn them into a lightsaber. That's cool enough. If you cannot come up with a good design, just take an old school weapon and say "inspired by". I mean Ryan had already use ww2 bomber to create one of the dumbest starship ever, why not using a historical sword to create a new lightsaber design.
@applicableapple3991
@applicableapple3991 3 жыл бұрын
the use of the lightsaber is that it make your opponent laugh so hard that they wont be able to concentrate
@venomz8888
@venomz8888 5 жыл бұрын
“Why did they give her the Swiss army lightsaber?” *More toys and money, plain and simple*
@ezrawyvern6795
@ezrawyvern6795 5 жыл бұрын
They wanted to defictionalize the "wristwrecker" lightsaber toy they had.
@miramarsebastien7970
@miramarsebastien7970 5 жыл бұрын
@Comanche That reminds me of the 9 section staff in that shaolin movie somehow.Forgot the title.
@outstandingdogmarron9890
@outstandingdogmarron9890 5 жыл бұрын
Comanche and the benefit of having the two stuck together is?
@Henrykrinkle5
@Henrykrinkle5 5 жыл бұрын
Outstanding Dog Marron maybe you could get a saber stuck in between? Edit: Al you would need is a twist and you could disarm a guy
@nicosteffen364
@nicosteffen364 5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Troopers, Larry and Rich, new lightsaber!
@greyg0at
@greyg0at 5 жыл бұрын
Why does Rey's double-bladed saber look like this? -> Because it needs to look different from Darth Maul's. That's it.
@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger
@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger 5 жыл бұрын
Sad
@LilyNotDoffen
@LilyNotDoffen 5 жыл бұрын
and pong krell`s
@mikemdk2
@mikemdk2 5 жыл бұрын
Also so Disney can sell more merchandise
@deusvermiculus1072
@deusvermiculus1072 5 жыл бұрын
25% different.
@SymbioteMullet
@SymbioteMullet 5 жыл бұрын
And because the helicopter sabers of the inquisititors aren't selling
@Christian-iu3lo
@Christian-iu3lo 5 жыл бұрын
*Sees Rey's lightsaber: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them
@maxdavis897
@maxdavis897 5 жыл бұрын
FantomOmega what if the hinge gets lose or breaks and it flicks open into he leg
@Tainted_Human
@Tainted_Human 5 жыл бұрын
@FantomOmega GOOD!
@bertegue5162
@bertegue5162 5 жыл бұрын
I am the 69th like! Hahaha...
@josephgottlieb1050
@josephgottlieb1050 5 жыл бұрын
@@bertegue5162 nice
@aveoxus1139
@aveoxus1139 5 жыл бұрын
"WHERE ARE THOSE DROIDEKAS?!"
@kurjekkolds1489
@kurjekkolds1489 4 жыл бұрын
The only way I could imagine a design like that being useful is if you locked blades with someone in the double-bladed position and then closed the blade on them from the other side where they are open and even if they somehow managed to dodge it, you could still potentially twist their saber out of their hand once the saber closed and locked.
@Beamer1969
@Beamer1969 5 жыл бұрын
The folding lightsaber has an extra function it can be use as a giant pair of scissors.
@justinreilly6619
@justinreilly6619 5 жыл бұрын
Well, y'know, Chewie is looking in the need of a trim.
@davinci3259
@davinci3259 5 жыл бұрын
Chop sticks for beginners.
@Scyclo
@Scyclo 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@seansmith9605
@seansmith9605 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😄
@MCPANDA44
@MCPANDA44 5 жыл бұрын
The problem with that idea is that scissor blades cross, and the point where they rotate are not the beginning of the blade. What her lightsaber is is a fucking paper weight.
@DarthZ01
@DarthZ01 5 жыл бұрын
Movie starts, Rey wakes up and it turns out the entire Last Jedi movie was a nightmare and she's still on her way to Luke.
@Micras08
@Micras08 5 жыл бұрын
While this would make sooooo many people mad I would find it preferable and funny as hell :D
@enigmaodell6806
@enigmaodell6806 5 жыл бұрын
Luke wakes up in his bunk on the jade shadow and shudders. (I've been listening to Fate of the Jedi)
@SrbijaCG
@SrbijaCG 5 жыл бұрын
That's been brought up before and honestly i would prefer that. It would pretty much erase the garbage that Johnson "put together". - also the "dream theory" would work perfectly cuz dreams pretty much turn from one scene to another, these 2 scenes having nothing in common with each other. That's exactly the plot of The Last Jedi- a complete mess. Like dreams- TLJ doesn't make sense at all.
@jacobfaro794
@jacobfaro794 5 жыл бұрын
Or the vong show up instead of palpatine. Let's throw in a visit from the bendu too. Why not? At this point star wars can't be made worse. EA: hold my preorders.
@stevepalpatine2828
@stevepalpatine2828 5 жыл бұрын
It's just bad fan fiction anyway.
@lucmax288
@lucmax288 4 жыл бұрын
Some guy who was sick of Jedi always deflecting his lasers got the bright idea to make a double barreled blaster. The parallel blade configuration of this lightsaber was designed to deal with that. Shhh I'm trying.
@BronzedBeast
@BronzedBeast 4 жыл бұрын
Dude it's a tuning fork.
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 4 жыл бұрын
@@BronzedBeast put in an extra lightsabor or 2 and itll be a normal fork, that or a rake. or a pitch fork, or some kind of fork
@Julian-pw5mv
@Julian-pw5mv 4 жыл бұрын
Even then a jedi would just angle the saber in a way where they block both anyway. So even in that setting it doesnt make sense. Lol.
@bowenorcutt78
@bowenorcutt78 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, I get that you're joking, but that first bit actually makes sense. And I don't think there'd be a reason why someone couldn't just make a double-barreled blaster. Luke's descendant had one in Legends
@fio_lume
@fio_lume 4 жыл бұрын
@@bowenorcutt78 this is great. i want a multi-laser shotgun blaster now. every individual laser pellet might do less punctual damage but you hit multiple points, maybe even unprotected joint parts of the armor, thereby incapacitating the enemy. Star Wars is lacking weapon creativity, for it running for so many decades now.
@tannermazza5154
@tannermazza5154 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of pure joy and happiness this man brings to these videos is amazing. This is such a great channel, and i dont even know the first thing about weapon enthusiasm.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 5 жыл бұрын
Emperor Palpatine: MACHICOLATIONS! UNLIMTED MACHICOLATIONS!!!!!!
@kalmed7248
@kalmed7248 5 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@dar-nakkallig
@dar-nakkallig 5 жыл бұрын
UNLIMITED MACHICOLATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Niskirin
@Niskirin 5 жыл бұрын
Only the Shad deals in machicolations.
@sevenproxies4255
@sevenproxies4255 5 жыл бұрын
The Death Stars didn't have enough machicolations. That's why they got destroyed.
@michaelpettersson4919
@michaelpettersson4919 5 жыл бұрын
@@sevenproxies4255 They could have used some in a certain trench...
@Parsifal308
@Parsifal308 5 жыл бұрын
if your lightsaber gets trapped just turn it off and on again. -IT guy :V
@horizontalnoodlelmao4286
@horizontalnoodlelmao4286 5 жыл бұрын
Then you're left defenceless for a while
@olivergaither
@olivergaither 5 жыл бұрын
horizontal noodle lmao not if you only turn off one of them
@Matthew-tj6rz
@Matthew-tj6rz 5 жыл бұрын
O.J Nightmare then the second is still trapped
@Locahaskatexu
@Locahaskatexu 5 жыл бұрын
@@horizontalnoodlelmao4286 Actually, in the legends continuity, there is a technique that does exactly this, Trákata. It involves rapidly switching the lightsaber off and back on again, to basically bring your opponent out of balance by overreaching.
@cdgonepotatoes4219
@cdgonepotatoes4219 5 жыл бұрын
@@horizontalnoodlelmao4286 not if you have a SHIELD
@lukeyafather8593
@lukeyafather8593 5 жыл бұрын
Why make it a switchblade? Just make each end detachable.. makes more sense and it's way cooler imo
@marciaosullivan3200
@marciaosullivan3200 5 жыл бұрын
If it was a razor blade light saber she will be a better role model for her edgy not like the other girls teenage fanbase
@redshirt49
@redshirt49 5 жыл бұрын
But that's been done before, the whole point of their new lightsaber designs is that they're supposed to make way for new toy sal....I mean, new innovations. The detachable double-.bladed lightsaber turns into dual-wielding lightsabers was done in Clone Wars with Asajj Ventress. And yeah, that was cool as shit as long as you ignore the dumb hilt design.
@SeanClark1
@SeanClark1 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly! The hilt design here is perfectly duplicated - it screams detachable dual-wield.
@ocean7849
@ocean7849 5 жыл бұрын
Like the ones from Ventress, yeah
@oldmanlogan9616
@oldmanlogan9616 5 жыл бұрын
@Ben Fletcher it was in Clone Wars? Had no idea.
@CharlesHuse
@CharlesHuse 3 жыл бұрын
That saber design actually dates back to the Umbara campaign during the Clone Wars. General Pong Krell dual wielded that style hilt with great effectiveness.
@walkerpierce5446
@walkerpierce5446 Жыл бұрын
He had other problems apart from the light Saber.
@myrelion91
@myrelion91 5 жыл бұрын
'It needs a reason to be there, you need a functional advantage or there's no reason to build it that way' Yeah but what about... ... ...merchandising?
@CosmereArcanist
@CosmereArcanist 5 жыл бұрын
*...Dragons?
@lacidar3752
@lacidar3752 5 жыл бұрын
Moichandizing! Where the real money of the movie is made!
@frankbruder3097
@frankbruder3097 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. *MERCHANDISE* ...Spaceballs the flamethrower...
@theacesorcerer
@theacesorcerer 5 жыл бұрын
Frank Bruder OMG YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
@moonchild4648
@moonchild4648 5 жыл бұрын
She has turned so evil that she got that sword just to spite Shad! XD
@AlwaysEast
@AlwaysEast 5 жыл бұрын
She needs to turn evil so she can die and we can have a new protagonist.
@Irobert1115HD
@Irobert1115HD 5 жыл бұрын
jupp.
@scutumfidelis1436
@scutumfidelis1436 5 жыл бұрын
Even if it is a dream its still retarded.
@KarmasAB123
@KarmasAB123 5 жыл бұрын
"You know what would be REALLY useful in that situation?!" Machicolations? "A SHIELD!" Oh...
@Aerxis
@Aerxis 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but what about dragons?
@dootless3819
@dootless3819 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but what about a sniper rifle?
@Kratatch
@Kratatch 5 жыл бұрын
Shields are useless vs the deathstar planetbeam so that is prob why they dont use it.
@dootless3819
@dootless3819 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kratatch But who would see that coming?
@Kratatch
@Kratatch 5 жыл бұрын
@@dootless3819 A jedi would. Clearly.
@tailuigi
@tailuigi 3 жыл бұрын
If not for the fact that it would've been too mechanically complex for appropriate periods, I feel like a folding version of a double-bladed conventional sword would make quite a lot of sense, considering one of your primary criticisms of those was the physical awkwardness of carrying such a weapon for personal defence. One which could be folded and quickly unfolded (and reliably kept that way in combat) might have made it much more viable. So it's a little ironic that the only time I've ever seen the concept applied is to lightsabers, where the issue it could otherwise solve is a non-issue.
@peterbanderas8184
@peterbanderas8184 5 жыл бұрын
Q: what's the point of this sword design? A: toy sales... in theory...
@ДядюшкаШео
@ДядюшкаШео 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's more childish "look, look, i'm different, i'm unique, look..."
@appleyanimator6541
@appleyanimator6541 5 жыл бұрын
@@ДядюшкаШео though it's not completely unique because it's already been done with Darth Maul
@sim.frischh9781
@sim.frischh9781 5 жыл бұрын
@@appleyanimator6541 But not with the flipping mechanic! We have to be progressive!
@anotherperson2627
@anotherperson2627 5 жыл бұрын
I hate that your right
@smauggerr
@smauggerr 5 жыл бұрын
No, that sword design is alot better than Mauls
@jengathecat
@jengathecat 5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Mach 3 lightsaber, with three blades to give you the closest shave imaginable.
@scratchy996
@scratchy996 5 жыл бұрын
That's the first thing I thought about :)
@derpimusmaximus8815
@derpimusmaximus8815 5 жыл бұрын
"For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will... " Life Of Brian got there ahead of you.
@martinomironi192
@martinomironi192 5 жыл бұрын
The first blade lift the hair, the second cut it and the third gains.
@snakefabel
@snakefabel 4 жыл бұрын
"if there is a fight scene where a lightsaber gets trapped between two things like this and it doesn't slide down, i mean, that's so dumb" disney: *sweats profusely*
@Newnodrogbob
@Newnodrogbob 4 жыл бұрын
It was a vision; it wasn’t real, even in the context of the film.
@snakefabel
@snakefabel 4 жыл бұрын
@@Newnodrogbob i don't really see how that matters? visions still adhere to the laws of physics. if it happens in a vision it could also happen in "reality."
@Newnodrogbob
@Newnodrogbob 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Permission right. Like how Darth Vader’s head actually looked like Mark Hamill. Are you stupid generally, or are you just heavily invested in hating the new Star Wars films?
@snakefabel
@snakefabel 4 жыл бұрын
@@Newnodrogbob oh silly me, i forgot that literally only darth vader himself could wear that outfit and it's actually physically impossible for any other human being to wear or even have a suit like his. to put it in terms you can understand, are you stupid generally or are you just heavily invested in defending the new star wars films? moreover, what part of what i said was "hating the new star wars films"? i made a joke about how they literally did the thing shad said would be dumb. that's not hate in the slightest. i'll take "jumping to conclusions" for 500.
@Newnodrogbob
@Newnodrogbob 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Permission my bad. You loved the film then? Also it IS physically impossible for Luke’s head to be in the helmet when it is also on his neck. Visions aren’t real. But the fight physics were totally legit...do you see how that doesn’t matter in context? “When the characters are imagining things, it’s really important that they are imagining correct physics for the light emission weapons with lights that magically terminate two feet from the emitter.” Anyway, what do I even care? I’m not heavily invested in defending the film as much as I am fatigued by the silliness which is used to criticize it. Sorry I got annoyed and pooped on your joke.
@guilhermes.zanini8968
@guilhermes.zanini8968 3 жыл бұрын
The most evident utility of that light saber is cutting her own hand instead of letting others do so
@Ardeleus
@Ardeleus 5 жыл бұрын
Ive got it! Its to confuse the pro sword users so much that you can cut them down while their heads are blown from the pure stupidity of parallel sword
@shadowthedragonoid
@shadowthedragonoid 5 жыл бұрын
Like that tumbler post about distracting geologist with an obsidian knife and then bashing them across the head with the wooden baseball bat held behind the person's back while they are too distracted telling you why an obsidian knife is not that useful(becomes blunt very fast).
@bogustoast22none25
@bogustoast22none25 4 жыл бұрын
... it would work.
@AesculapiusPiranha
@AesculapiusPiranha 4 жыл бұрын
Its a fighting style that works best in the nude.
@GhostCabinet
@GhostCabinet 4 жыл бұрын
I think the stunned silence where her opponent seriously questions her intelligence would be more than enough for her to get the first strike in. Does this mean evil rey is secretly brilliant or is she just stupid and that's all there is to it?
@anidiot192
@anidiot192 4 жыл бұрын
@@GhostCabinet a little bit of both, when making the lightsaber, stupid because she thought that would be a good lightsaber style, but in combat, brilliant, because she's realised he shitty lightsaber distracts people so much she's able to just kill them with it before they realise she's attacking
@griffinabstract
@griffinabstract 5 жыл бұрын
stabbing timelords through both hearts at once obviously
@brynwhit
@brynwhit 5 жыл бұрын
Griffin Abstract Those evil Sith would try to kill time lords!
@griffinabstract
@griffinabstract 5 жыл бұрын
@@brynwhit I know it just makes so much sense
@PharCry
@PharCry 5 жыл бұрын
@@griffinabstract And slicing perpendicularly through one heart, while subtly performing a parallel cut through both axes culminating in an Omnislash, followed by Lionheart topped with a giant Fuck You and Moogle-drop ftw.
@griffinabstract
@griffinabstract 5 жыл бұрын
@@PharCry i understood six of those word, two being fuck you
@gameovervirus2384
@gameovervirus2384 4 жыл бұрын
Clone Wars fans know this weapon’s true origins.... *Pong Krell*
@xyoungdipsetx
@xyoungdipsetx 4 жыл бұрын
The_YOLOYellers! Did he have the same one?
@gameovervirus2384
@gameovervirus2384 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph his was green and blue but it’s the exact same
@Alex777Mercer
@Alex777Mercer 4 жыл бұрын
@The_YOLOYellers! At least you're the only one here that's speaking some common sense in this comment section. Well done, matey.
@delsinhays6421
@delsinhays6421 4 жыл бұрын
My FUCKING GOD HE KNOWS!!!!
@lukelegg9915
@lukelegg9915 4 жыл бұрын
@@xyoungdipsetx well yes, but one side was shorter
@grayfox9191
@grayfox9191 2 жыл бұрын
I've always liked the lightsaber "pykes" (which is honestly way more similar to a spear since it's not 7 feet+ long) where you have a long shaft with a short blade on one end. I feel like that would translate better from staff fighting. Maybe they should have somebody with one of those alongside a gungan energy shield so we can have straight up jedi hoplites. It'd also be cool to have lightsabers with both a crossguard and a basket hilt so we can stop the hand slicing nonsense. I loved the montage, by the way. 😂
@jsnsk101
@jsnsk101 5 жыл бұрын
Well, seriously, everyone knows the charging port is only accessible when its folded. Amatuers.
@maudika3892
@maudika3892 5 жыл бұрын
Lol probably still use USB xD
@kyfig4321
@kyfig4321 5 жыл бұрын
@@maudika3892 what's wrong with USB? .-.
@maudika3892
@maudika3892 5 жыл бұрын
@@kyfig4321 nothing, but i'd imagine they'd have something better, hence the joke...
@chicopluma
@chicopluma 5 жыл бұрын
@@maudika3892 lightsabers clearly use ac/dc conectors
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 5 жыл бұрын
USB only plugs in one way up... That's what's obviously wrong with it :) Plugging in USB when you can't see the port sux, hence bad design :)
@D3ADSH0T
@D3ADSH0T 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if she sliced her leg off by accident after flipping the lightsaber to open it.
@nordicdreki2068
@nordicdreki2068 5 жыл бұрын
I would be really happy if that happened. Even more so if it penetrated a vital organ
@zelithfang2365
@zelithfang2365 5 жыл бұрын
Can it be her head? Please let it be her head.
@alexandermartinez1318
@alexandermartinez1318 5 жыл бұрын
Cutting off legs because we gotta be different! WAHMEN😂
@reneandres7246
@reneandres7246 5 жыл бұрын
Impossible. Its Disney they'd probably say it was just a flesh wound.
@gplgs4640
@gplgs4640 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, don’t do that. Then she would be a disabled strong woman. Even more of what Disney wants.
@TroySavary
@TroySavary 5 жыл бұрын
“It's weird. It's unnecessary. It's stupid. " Are you describing the new trilogy?
@rafaellucero8390
@rafaellucero8390 5 жыл бұрын
Yes maybe...its like how he justify his two sticks...looks stupid like those new trilogy cry babies...so stupid that will made them still watch anyways
@arturmachado4257
@arturmachado4257 5 жыл бұрын
@Troy Savary, it seems you have triggered some SJW's :D
@TreasonSky
@TreasonSky 5 жыл бұрын
Wait till Rey’s “turn” is used to necessitate a second Disney “trilogy” just to recover from the dumpster fire The Last Jedi was.
@rafaellucero8390
@rafaellucero8390 5 жыл бұрын
Troy Savary your twin brother is calling you....hes asking if he could sit beside you in the cinema...
@rafaellucero8390
@rafaellucero8390 5 жыл бұрын
His name is Artur....conan doyle ::::::DDDDDD
@MrCmon113
@MrCmon113 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's actually much more practical to transport like that. It dangles less on the belt and it fits into more bags. You don't lose anything with having the hinge there and you gain a potentially surprising angle of attack if there's a quick release.
@SeanLaMontagne
@SeanLaMontagne 4 жыл бұрын
You're entirely right about the energy shields. Sadly, the Jedi's heads were so far up their own asses that they dedicated an entire fighting style to deflecting blaster fire, but not a single one to using a shield.
@metagamingbastards5379
@metagamingbastards5379 4 жыл бұрын
I believe Mandalorians used beskar shields against jedi. If I am incorrect, they should have
@purgatoriprytania5382
@purgatoriprytania5382 4 жыл бұрын
@@metagamingbastards5379 In Legends they used energy shields. As did other of the Jedi/Sith's opponents. As for the Jedi & Sith themselves, it has been shown that they could use their off-hand to shield against both blaster fire and saber strikes/thrusts-no substitute for the coverage a real shield, of course.
@ahhmm5381
@ahhmm5381 4 жыл бұрын
​@@purgatoriprytania5382 In a tentative defense of the Jedi not using energy shields, for a thousand years of the Old Republic there were no major battles against any competent opponents. This means if the shield technology arose since then the Jedi never needed to adapt it for their own use, as any minor battles will easily be dealt with by lightsabers. Then the battle of Geonosis happened, and the Jedi got slaughtered. They were ill prepared. However, later in the clone wars the Jedi should have adapted and used the shields in major battles. But by that logic, the clones should have as well. And the droids.... This is the problem. The Gungan shields are too overpowered for a battle to function, they make the blaster worthless. This must be why we never see them again.
@maestrofeli4259
@maestrofeli4259 4 жыл бұрын
@@ahhmm5381 yeah, palpatine probably was like: no one should use shields, they are OP
@ahhmm5381
@ahhmm5381 4 жыл бұрын
​@@maestrofeli4259 More like George Lucas knew personal shields were overpowered so abandoned them.
@joebert9714
@joebert9714 5 жыл бұрын
"I like the prequels so much more now that the bar has been set so low"--Best Line
@trevorsmith5529
@trevorsmith5529 5 жыл бұрын
"I like the prequels so much more now that the bar has been set Solo." - Corrected for accuracy.
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын
Attack of the Clones is looking appetizing, right now. It at least has more fun flips and a whimsical John Williams score
@RJALEXANDER777
@RJALEXANDER777 5 жыл бұрын
@@trevorsmith5529 You bastard! Have a like for that pun.
@Piligrime1000
@Piligrime1000 5 жыл бұрын
Prequels dont ruin the whole universe logic
@orbaitv5991
@orbaitv5991 5 жыл бұрын
@@Piligrime1000 Yes they do they are way worse
@alejandrofernandezcastro5421
@alejandrofernandezcastro5421 5 жыл бұрын
Double-bladed sword done wrong. Darth Maul must be rolling in his pit.
@whitworth5s248
@whitworth5s248 5 жыл бұрын
Canonically, his corpse is on Tatooine
@mogaman28
@mogaman28 5 жыл бұрын
@@whitworth5s248 That fight was short but elegant and cool.
@justsomeguy1014
@justsomeguy1014 5 жыл бұрын
mogaman28 and a brilliant way to end the obi-maul rivalry
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul is shit unto himself. He's a non-character. Best staff lightsaber user is Bastila Shan don't @ me.
@justsomeguy1014
@justsomeguy1014 5 жыл бұрын
Fuzzy Dunlop what do you mean by a “non character”
@jjlortez
@jjlortez 3 жыл бұрын
My conscience in the entire starwars saga is "Just don't think about it to hard"
@bjornsteelside
@bjornsteelside 5 жыл бұрын
As a wise Yogert once said MERCHANDISING!
@heroicaknight4735
@heroicaknight4735 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone said it.
@_John_Smith_
@_John_Smith_ 5 жыл бұрын
Spaceballs was the best spin off movie
@RangerPhantomSAS
@RangerPhantomSAS 5 жыл бұрын
Yogurt, I hate Yogurt. Only one man would dare give me the raspberries... Lone Star!
@revan0890
@revan0890 5 жыл бұрын
Yogurt! I hate Yogurt, especially with strawberries!
@kaisercalvin1742
@kaisercalvin1742 5 жыл бұрын
The Schwartz is strong with this one.
@sprayandpray6976
@sprayandpray6976 5 жыл бұрын
"Its weird, its unnecessary, its stupid" well, like the modern SW trilogy itself
@ReySkywalker2
@ReySkywalker2 5 жыл бұрын
Spray and Pray! All of Star Wars you mean.
@Petaurista13
@Petaurista13 5 жыл бұрын
"modern". We have round thing with superweapon and 1 damn sopt you need to hit to make whole crap explode, dude in black robes and samurai-like helmet, good perosn who makes this dde kill old, bald, disfugured dude, his master and far more powerfull guy than all the good guys. It's basically 4-6 rewritten. We even have small, cute creatures to make fluffy plushies.
@yamadiyoo9658
@yamadiyoo9658 5 жыл бұрын
The true purpose of the folding double blade lightsaber is to turn on the front blade when locking sabers at close range as a surprise attack, just like Grievous when he showed some jedi that he actually has 4 arms when saber locked.
@ChiefLibrarianLothric
@ChiefLibrarianLothric 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing... every word you have just said is Right.
@Autisticguywithacamera
@Autisticguywithacamera 5 жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 Good point. I even made a video about why I don't like the new trilogy.
@chrishutson9067
@chrishutson9067 5 жыл бұрын
They made that design I'm almost certain just for toy sales.
@AnakinSkywakka
@AnakinSkywakka 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's been around since the clone wars. Used by General Krell during the Umbara arc.
@MrSwitchblade327
@MrSwitchblade327 5 жыл бұрын
@WillFanofMany ikr. These idiots have no idea what they are talking about but act like they're hardcore fans
@WerberDoogyBoogi
@WerberDoogyBoogi 5 жыл бұрын
Really? A movie, made for money?!?
@iowaclass5657
@iowaclass5657 5 жыл бұрын
WillFanofMany Yeah, but the previous iterations WEREN’T sold as toys, as they weren’t in a main film. This one IS in a main film, and it WILL be sold as a toy. So unless the film can come up with a reason for Rey to have, much less use, this terribly designed lightsaber (and I’m open to the idea that it might, let’s wait and see), it’s reasonable to assume that it’s being put in there to sell toys, in the same or similar way to the Ewoks.
@lunawolfheart336
@lunawolfheart336 5 жыл бұрын
lol probly
@erickbarbos4647
@erickbarbos4647 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title:Getting anxiety due to the stupidity of a double blade
@agentcoxack7368
@agentcoxack7368 4 жыл бұрын
No, you know what it looks like when it’s folded? When you made custom lightsabers and energy swords out of the binocular LEGO pieces with two poles to represent the blades.
@doodle9364
@doodle9364 4 жыл бұрын
Omg
@yeetthebeatout6906
@yeetthebeatout6906 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t unsee it and I love it
@mthuree8171
@mthuree8171 4 жыл бұрын
I think that if the laser connected when flipped so it looked kinda like a club or a broad sword
@agentcoxack7368
@agentcoxack7368 4 жыл бұрын
Leo Cook I made a custom orange one using those mini PodRacer sets. Man, good times.
@lil_drummaboi_429
@lil_drummaboi_429 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@skull1161
@skull1161 4 жыл бұрын
"I love the prequels now that the bar has been set soooo low" Yea pretty much sums it up.
@LilacMonarch
@LilacMonarch 4 жыл бұрын
SOLO*
@shakingleopard2410
@shakingleopard2410 4 жыл бұрын
I have always liked the prequels
@jorgeserna8411
@jorgeserna8411 4 жыл бұрын
The only bad thing about the prequels was all the political talk shit and jar jar. The action was pretty good and the duels with lightsaber were awesome. The sequels did not improve anything.
@angry_kermit1472
@angry_kermit1472 4 жыл бұрын
@Obese WhiteMan the prequels were better than the originals.
@angry_kermit1472
@angry_kermit1472 4 жыл бұрын
@Obese WhiteMan original trilogy????
@elgranlugus7267
@elgranlugus7267 5 жыл бұрын
JJ Abrams: Because it looks cool. Shad: *WHYYYYY*
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan 5 жыл бұрын
JJ Abrams: Because it looks cool. Everyone else: But it REEEEEEEEALLY doesn't though.
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan 5 жыл бұрын
@@owenparris7490 The designs that appeared in the Clone Wars and other earlier works had 2 distinct differences: The hilt halves were shorter and the blades would ONLY activate AFTER the hilt was unfolded, allowing the blades to be drawn in a much smoother action. I HAVE done my research, kid.
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan 5 жыл бұрын
@@owenparris7490 Unless I'm remembering wrong, Rey's quarterstaff never had a folding function. Also, I never made the assertion that logic should be the end-all-be-all for creative decision making. My problem isn't JUST that the blades being able to activate independently from the folding action makes the blade unnecessarily unwieldy. My issue, at the end of the day, is that it looks fucking stupid.
@halofreak1990
@halofreak1990 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan I think it does look cool. The scene is likely nothing more than a Force vision, anyway, so why the hell not?
@cjmk5923
@cjmk5923 5 жыл бұрын
@@owenparris7490 Humans have been Cut in half and survived and why would Uncle Owen change the name of the child he is raising as his nephew to his own last name?
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