I'm at the last pages of your book, and OMFG it's absolutely AMAZING! One of the best reads I've had in a while!!! Can't wait for the next one! P.S. Video is terrific, like always! Edit: Thx for the heart and pin :D
@yaldabaoth25 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Last half of the book was much better than first half.
@kashim43515 жыл бұрын
You're at the endgame now...
@darkfire14085 жыл бұрын
Literally the best book I have ever read. This thing has got to be made into a long running series. He's put too much into building the world for it not to be.
@darkfire14085 жыл бұрын
@Lawrence Ampomah Shadow of the Conquerer
@FreeOfFantasy5 жыл бұрын
@Lawrence Ampomah Ebook.
@astray81085 жыл бұрын
"He's outside with a giant U, yelling at the camera again." -Concerned neighbor
@keithmacphee10205 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Robert53area5 жыл бұрын
Good thing neighbors are not allowed to use red flag laws yet, neighbors repeatedly outside yelling at a camera, and is always out practicing with swords
@edgepixel84675 жыл бұрын
The video is also much too long
@mindofthelion7124 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine neighbors would have figured out that Shad's a KZbinr if they'd seen him doing it. Playing with swords and other wacky weapons and cameras, what else might he be doing?
@betternamepending39914 жыл бұрын
@Mind Of The Lion Drugs.
@docdamnij5 жыл бұрын
Jedi: " What can I do, when my lightsaber blade gets caught between Rey's weird parallel double blades?" IT-Department: " Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
@jhonatanalvessustiso92935 жыл бұрын
Holy shit das genius
@tonster55595 жыл бұрын
oh damn
@zorionmclarrin70335 жыл бұрын
That would actually work lol
@wardy62245 жыл бұрын
1000IQ
@diegograjeda76115 жыл бұрын
Jedi: Yes, and it gave her enough time for pulling me apart.
@lancelot14414 жыл бұрын
bit late but it obviously folds in half because women sith robes are made with smaller pockets!
@potassium87594 жыл бұрын
You win all the KZbin comment rewards for this year
@spectralknightgaming83644 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@fulana_de_tal4 жыл бұрын
limão
@charliesnark65354 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@extratao504 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever made in modern history
@BlueSoulGamer3 жыл бұрын
3:29 “it’s weird, it’s unnecessary, it’s stupid” Sounds like this lightsaber is the perfect match for Rey if you ask me.
@rawrthedinosawr96593 жыл бұрын
sounds like the new movies in general
@acemarvel15643 жыл бұрын
A meaningless weapon for a meaningless character
@foam31323 жыл бұрын
Sense has been made
@alicebrown90343 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth?
@erfanthered98013 жыл бұрын
Ray and that lightsaber is a match made in hell
@RyllenKriel5 жыл бұрын
It's not a lightsaber, it's a pair of light shears for trimming Sith shrubbery in your yard.
@davidm15635 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this comment.
@johnivanoplimo51725 жыл бұрын
The Knights of Ni do need those shrubbery after all.
@jessetheunending93575 жыл бұрын
@@johnivanoplimo5172 that was my first thought too! Lol
@Hounlaiga5 жыл бұрын
Guess they did teach Sith Gardening at Korriban Academy.
@darkdogzstudioz5 жыл бұрын
I hope it looks nice but isnt too expencive.
@jackcristo16284 жыл бұрын
There was an evil Rey? Man, I really forget everything about these movies the second they are over.
@Jayako124 жыл бұрын
Much like me. When movies just pass like that over your memory is a quite good demonstration of how irrelevant they were...
@goldenexperiencerequiem97734 жыл бұрын
she was in it for literally one scene total
@ImSharingaan4 жыл бұрын
Yea it was only a force vision that lasted 5 seconds in episode 9
@dogman92913 жыл бұрын
@@Jayako12 Say what you will about the prequels, at least you can actually remember what happened in them, for better or for worse.
@JH-zs3bs3 жыл бұрын
@@dogman9291 I liked the prequels, equally to the originals.
@davidpeirce59455 жыл бұрын
Obviously they didn't show the third function of the lightsaber. They're saving Nunchuck mode until the movie releases.
@pablonieto50585 жыл бұрын
Jajajaja lol
@LeeBuddy4 жыл бұрын
Only Bruce Lee can wield the Lightsaber Chucks
@mackjones76884 жыл бұрын
@@LeeBuddy Bruce Lee from the future dies when his energy tether connecting his saber chucks had a catastrophic failure during practice.
@Herowebcomics4 жыл бұрын
That would've been awesome!
@6355744 жыл бұрын
Blasterabers are more logical, until they shoot you.
@cleeve28913 жыл бұрын
“It’s weird, it’s unnecessary, it’s stupid” there are sooooo many things in the sequels, that are weird, unnecessary and stupid...
@dragobane47283 жыл бұрын
Remove things and that is accurate
@josetolentino39653 жыл бұрын
the sequels themselves are weird, unnecessary and stupid
@arcadicus_ezevius3 жыл бұрын
I cant even remember seeing that scene in the movie lol cauae i hate it too much
@zaferoph3 жыл бұрын
@Deputy Fish Gills I'd say absolutely terrible primarily.
@crowbar_the_rogue3 жыл бұрын
"Weird, unnecessary and stupid" is the motto of the sequels.
@bigbadseed76655 жыл бұрын
"I hate hands. They're strong and dextrous and irritating, and they grab everything." George Lucas
@Fruitcupper5 жыл бұрын
My abs lost their shit to this! Thanks for the laugh.
@short74405 жыл бұрын
Not funny. Didn't laugh.
@chain_of_nothing5 жыл бұрын
@@Fruitcupper Weird flex but ok
@Marco_Onyxheart5 жыл бұрын
"Especially when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." Donald Trump Now show us a lightsaber fight between these two.
@jakubgrzybek61815 жыл бұрын
@@Fruitcupper weak shit if laughing makes your core sore...
@religiousotaku99265 жыл бұрын
Yes shad!!!! Destroy the trailer with all of your hate!!! Let it flow through you....do not hesitate, show no mercy....
@sporeham16745 жыл бұрын
Shad is a Sith. He accepts the dark side.
@zzygyy5 жыл бұрын
Close up slow motion what you missed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4Wkfp1pe9GVmas
@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine5 жыл бұрын
That's my line.
@Revell_05 жыл бұрын
Join the dark side of the force
@a5cent5 жыл бұрын
lololol
@poorlybus4175 жыл бұрын
Right when I saw the lightsaber in the trailer I was like, “Ok, I’m ready for Shad to tell me how stupid this is.”
@jackalvengeance47025 жыл бұрын
Funny, I thought the exact same thing. Dad showed me the trailer, saw the lightsaber, and I said out loud "shad is going to enjoy tearing this to shreds, perhaps a bit too much."
@ollie17045 жыл бұрын
Me too
@CosmereArcanist5 жыл бұрын
Same XD
@valkyrieace57685 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to here from him to😂
@catsareevil1015 жыл бұрын
We were of like mind. It is so dumb.
@meinkaiser40233 жыл бұрын
Ridiculous lightsaber aside, that "sword staff" really needs to be called a sworff.
@tacotony32743 жыл бұрын
*stard
@the.french.lobstercolinrau27283 жыл бұрын
perfect ! the name susggests exactly the ridicoulousness
@alba21623 жыл бұрын
Swoff, they're both 5 letter words, no need to make it 6 letters
@mattiOTX3 жыл бұрын
@@alba2162 but it needs to be unnecessary
@adrianvenegasmendez77083 жыл бұрын
@@alba2162 sworf
@carlrood44575 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they give her a Darth Maul style light saber? They've already sold those toys.
@justinreilly66195 жыл бұрын
Marketing and merchandise!
@alaskaball1885 жыл бұрын
Well, its true
@cooldogspot48555 жыл бұрын
Ever since star wars was a thing it was about toys
@GoblinKnightLeo5 жыл бұрын
Same reason as everything else: Lucas gets royalties for everything OT and PT and Disney doesn't want to pay him.
@Daemonik5 жыл бұрын
This was my very first thought on seeing the trailer. "Aha! New toys to try and sell."
@Ambrose_TNJ5 жыл бұрын
The dual blade system allows you to toast both sides of the bread while you're slicing it, so that's one plus, I guess.
@Junglehunter6775 жыл бұрын
Or you block with 1 blade and then swing the other over to strike them from the side
@MaskTheDwarf5 жыл бұрын
@@Junglehunter677 because you would have to block with the front blade (because you couldn't block with both unless it was on a flat plane) the issue is, you couldn't flip it open because if you did it would slice you in half!
@Junglehunter6775 жыл бұрын
@@MaskTheDwarf just go look up the double bladed lightsaber of the jedi temple guard and pong krell. They are both the same as this one.
@MaskTheDwarf5 жыл бұрын
@@Junglehunter677 Yeh I know, they're the same design but Rey's has a big gap in between the hilts when folded
@Tinhead4265 жыл бұрын
Thats about all it would be good for.
@gliallegricompari5 жыл бұрын
Shad: "Why not giving her a regular dart maul light Saber?" Disney: Merchandise
@caesarspeaks5 жыл бұрын
Pakito EXPLAIN General Krell from the Clone Wars had two like that and no one bitched, but now that Rey has one, everyone’s gonna. If it were a guy everyone would be fine with it
@gliallegricompari5 жыл бұрын
What the hell? I don't think I've ever named Rey in the comment
@gliallegricompari5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't care who is holding it, the truth is that new merchandise, whatever it is, refunds a lot of money for Disney
@gliallegricompari5 жыл бұрын
And seen that Star wars costs various millions of dollars I guess is also a good economic strategy... But still I hate it
@paddyq32355 жыл бұрын
@@caesarspeaks OK WHAT!!!???!!! First of General Krell is not a very popular character, he was in the clone wars meaning not many people would have heard of him, and he was a villain with no interesting story to him. It has nothing to do with the fact that Rey is a girl. And also you are now the one bringing unnecessary attention to the fact that she's a girl, why's that are yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu sexist. 🙂😎
@thelegitpotato12483 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up one fine morning, looking out your window and seeing your neighbor screaming “CUE THE HAND CHOPPING OFF MONTAGE!”
@RevanSurik5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like hands. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating... And they get everywhere!" - George Lucas
@Rockstopmotion5 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden
@jmWolfe25855 жыл бұрын
Creepy Uncle Joe
@tprime27025 жыл бұрын
I think Kathleen Kennedy feels that way about facts.
@nj47745 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@stephentaylor67265 жыл бұрын
'These hands are always touching me in...places.'
@thelouster58155 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like hands. They’re coarse, rough, irritating. And they’re everywhere.” -George Lucas.
@RapSupreme5 жыл бұрын
The Louster Sand*
@Karlos-ge2el5 жыл бұрын
X woooosh
@supernukey4195 жыл бұрын
X that’s the joke. They modified the original quote
@supernukey4195 жыл бұрын
Karlos1003 Wow... you did that wrong in so many ways.
@Marvelous_spider-teen5 жыл бұрын
The Louster lol episode 2
@naseweis84534 жыл бұрын
"....its weird, it's unnecessary, it's stupid." Well, that kinda sums up Disney's Starwars, doesn't it? 😅
@ringabell808084 жыл бұрын
Naseweís no
@naseweis84534 жыл бұрын
@@ringabell80808 oh i see, thnx 😅 i forgot to mention "embarrassing" and "boring" 😱 not offending, I'm just joking 🤥
@leom.a.70144 жыл бұрын
@@ringabell80808 you are right he is wrong... he forgort political correct
@crusader26034 жыл бұрын
Yup.... the only Disney movie I somewhat enjoyed was Rogue one... and Mando but that’s a show
@Farmdafish4 жыл бұрын
@@crusader2603 same
@NotNonamelol3 жыл бұрын
„There should be a reason.“ Yeah there is: Merchandise
@theVogh3 жыл бұрын
Thank! This is exactly the comment I've been looking for. So much stupid crap in these sequels just so they can sell merchandise based of this crap. Like Rens rebuilt helmet? The fuq
@Equalsundew3 жыл бұрын
@@theVogh you do realize master pong krell used this way before these movies were made.
@creed87122 жыл бұрын
@@Equalsundeweven mentioned the temple guard lightsaber.
@davethelong50934 жыл бұрын
I can think of only one reason for that configuration: BREAD CUTTING. You get 3 slices of bread at once instead of 2 and they are already toasted and ready to be eaten.
@HugoNadeau4 жыл бұрын
VERY practical. Mystery solved.
@alexeecs4 жыл бұрын
Family guy reference!
@dalekmasterblaster5854 жыл бұрын
It can also be a hand held toaster.
@3vanguardofthephoenix3354 жыл бұрын
2.5 slices of toasted bread
@schneider14924 жыл бұрын
Next... Double bladed lightsaber with butter dispenser...
@Cybershroom5 жыл бұрын
Audience: Why is Rey using a sith folding knife lighstaber? Disney: We need to sell more toys.
@kolamoose87175 жыл бұрын
Cybershroom pong krill used a light saber like this too
@delmerputnam16795 жыл бұрын
Cybershroom which will break in within a day of purchasing it
@timhenrickson96535 жыл бұрын
which will be returned the next day to buy some non-Star Wars item
@foolslayer94165 жыл бұрын
What, they haven't made enough money???
@GreyhawkTheAngry5 жыл бұрын
@@foolslayer9416 Of course not, they won't have enough until they have all the money.
@valeriemcdonald4405 жыл бұрын
Double blade is for toasting. Two separate points of heat distribution for even coverage.
@scratchy9965 жыл бұрын
If Rey doesn't say "You're toast" when she turns on that thing, I'm gonna storm out of the movie theater. Just kidding, I won't pay to see that shit.
@derpimusmaximus88155 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Colin Furze made a toaster saw a few years ago.
@terrorhuhn91925 жыл бұрын
Back to the kitchen..nice! i would like to see Kathleen Kennedys reaction to this.. how about saying that everybody in the internet is a damn sexist, racist, homophobic asshole which is just to stupid to get a job, a life, a partner and friends.
@Irobert1115HD5 жыл бұрын
@@terrorhuhn9192 OMG! PSYCHOCHICKENS! WE ARE ALL DOOMED (for every one that doenst know: huhn is german for chicken)!
@Irobert1115HD5 жыл бұрын
@@derpimusmaximus8815 he did. and ot is funny. btw there is agerman channel he apears to like: the real life guys. check them out they are great (they have build a submarine from bathtubs).
@SkeleGem4 жыл бұрын
Dark Rey: Flips out folding red saber Me: “That just sounds like a double bladed Lightsaber with extra steps!”
@olivergeorge81323 жыл бұрын
Somebody gonna get laid in collage
@Darth_Chow3 жыл бұрын
@@olivergeorge8132 is it you?
@DoctorSirr3 жыл бұрын
@@Darth_Chow Lmao
@AndrewAce.3 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorSirr 🤣
@garlicnaut27093 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorSirr son?
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon4 жыл бұрын
My first thought, immediately after seeing that swiss-army lightsaber in action was, "As cool as it sounds, there's a reason why we don't put blades on nunchucks."
@elizabethgouverneur29724 жыл бұрын
Decker Ramirez [2020 is here. Bring It On!] my brain went to “she better use of like scissors
@NeoMicy4 жыл бұрын
Because we aint cool enough?
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon4 жыл бұрын
@@NeoMicy _That's one reason._ T_T ;)P
@deeez004 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee has lightsabers on his nunchucks, find it on KZbin it is awesome!!!
@JV-Decker-RetireDisAcctSoon4 жыл бұрын
@@deeez00 I was waiting for someone to bring that up. Either that, or a comment along the lines of "Bruce Lee is the only person capable of wielding lightsaber-nunchucks". ;D
@jdavis74595 жыл бұрын
Double bladed lightsaber? Hmmm. I see poorly made light-scissors. Is Rey gonna run with scissors?
@MrRourk5 жыл бұрын
Praying for it.
@xander10525 жыл бұрын
if they are scissors, Korg should be worried.
@NuclearSavety5 жыл бұрын
Maybe a kill-la-kill cross over?
@NightShadow1545 жыл бұрын
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAY!
@peterszucs61115 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a chainsaw the first time I saw it lol
@thattypicalslimy85484 жыл бұрын
"The folding lightsaber is stupid!" Pong Krell: It's treason then.
@Iggihbh2464 жыл бұрын
He can't do that shoot him or something
@MT-pf1pv4 жыл бұрын
Pong Krell’s lightsabers fold for storage
@itzyaboi42974 жыл бұрын
I was about to say this.
@tijanaself8974 жыл бұрын
pong krell sucks anyway
@ZDisco4 жыл бұрын
HES TO DANGEROUS TO BE KEEPT ALIVE
@jensenharford79304 жыл бұрын
Oh God at first I was like "ah it's not that bad" then you edited in the Swiss army lazers that killed me. Makes sense now
@josephcoon58093 жыл бұрын
He used that clip without credit… kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4m3ZGufbJKFhJI
@stoler79804 жыл бұрын
“Try spinning, that’s a good trick”
@turbo_monkey204 жыл бұрын
Phantom Menace
@smileyjjm64374 жыл бұрын
That’s an underrated comment
@mariebcfhs94914 жыл бұрын
Thanks Vader
@mistamunsta4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t try it Anakin”
@lawrencei8184 жыл бұрын
The unquisitors did it in rebels.... they fly now
@gordyrroy5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like hands"- George Lucas. I laughed so loud xDDD Edit: I also like the original and prequels but not the stuff that comes out now. 8 was...I actually face palmed 3 times in the cinema. And it hurt. On my head and in my soul.
@Cyricist0015 жыл бұрын
George Martin also dislikes body parts. Coincidence? I think not.
@isaacgraff82885 жыл бұрын
The montage made me smile so much. Thoughts on Rey's weapon... Doesn't look cool, or... neat... wow this feels incredibly stupid.
@GaborSzabo7475 жыл бұрын
And after 8 they have made Solo...
@Boof7964 жыл бұрын
I will never be able to unsee the swiss army lightsaber. Thank you for burning that into my brain
@natiep84333 жыл бұрын
Whoever animated the swiss army saber deserves a medal
@flar283 жыл бұрын
He gave them 2 frames of credit and no love in the discription. A tad cold
@superj10103 жыл бұрын
@@flar28 He put their channel up on screen, and considering how little they were in the video, I'd say that's reasonable.
@alexeecs3 жыл бұрын
If anyone needs it 3:14
@user-jm8ov6gt5h3 жыл бұрын
idk why the hell ray even has one they were used by temple guards and jedi mostly
@MaxiDoesStuff3 жыл бұрын
"Wasn't this weapon in the clone wa-" " *_-SILENCE-_* "
@SamSalsa4113 жыл бұрын
The Jedi Temple Guards in TCW had an actual SaberStaff like Darth Maul if I remember correctly. For some reason Rebels decided to change the Temple Guard’s outfit as well as how their lightsaber functions.
@MaxiDoesStuff3 жыл бұрын
@@SamSalsa411 Well i know that, i meant that Pong Krell used four of these Lightsabers, FOUR! And Star Wars rebels is just a kids show so of course they change designs for no reason.
@demi-femme48213 жыл бұрын
@@MaxiDoesStuff Well, Krell's are just manually flipped into place, and it's much faster than this. He draws his sabers so quickly when he gets surrounded at the end of the arc.
@Jthomas-gg9pi3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxiDoesStuff yeah but they were used as double bladed sabres the entire time so a lot of people didn't even realise until rewatching.
@mizu43053 жыл бұрын
From the clone wars we could see clearly the temple guards use normal saner staffs instead of what we see in rebels
@godofmadden52484 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like hands, they’re coarse and rough and they get everywhere.” - George Lucas
@jackgering10344 жыл бұрын
"Maybe they wouldn't get everywhere if you'd stop cutting them off!" -Lucasfilm Screenwriter
@dinamosflams4 жыл бұрын
- visual artist
@sandwichboy12684 жыл бұрын
@@jackgering1034Yoshikage Kira: *steals all the severed hands*
@geo42904 жыл бұрын
@@sandwichboy1268 r/beatmetoit
@501stcrusade54 жыл бұрын
Sandwich Boy Let Za Hando deal with the mess
@GrizzlyBrwn95 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed when I saw this new lightsaber, instantly thinking how Shad would cut it down lol
@dandynoble28755 жыл бұрын
>People made a bunch of memes and videos about how stupid the crossguard saber was. >Let's make a folding handle.
@liamc99985 жыл бұрын
I mean, it hasn’t been a problem since it’s first appearance in canon a few years back.
@JediAcolyte945 жыл бұрын
You are also forgetting the dumb helicopter lightsaber that the Inquisitors used in Star Wars Rebels.
@bishopofthechurchoftea77425 жыл бұрын
@@JediAcolyte94 force copter ftw
@liamc99985 жыл бұрын
JediAcolyte26, they worked and had a useful function. Sure they are dumb but they get the job done (until they get destroyed and cause the death of the user - seriously, most of them get killed due to their lightsaber being destroyed moments prior).
@Samagryn5 жыл бұрын
The primary thing with those spinning lightsabers is the intimidation factor, which actually is somewhat useful in a fight if you can make your opponent panic. However, if you know what you're doing when faced with one.... Well, just look at the previous comment. They sum it up pretty well.
@BlueFang7143 жыл бұрын
Personally, I like the Cal Kestis variation. More like two lightsabers with a union. Can pull them apart, or use them as is.
@PunxsutawneyDave5 жыл бұрын
We've gone from watching the SW trailer and thinking: "That's neat!" to "Shad is going to decimate that idea!"
@revan08905 жыл бұрын
I have. Never noticed that everyone has the same hands as General Grievous in Star Wars
@soulslvr95625 жыл бұрын
Everyone is General Grevious confirmed
@A_Collector_of_Fine_Things5 жыл бұрын
I expected Shad to have some STRONG opinions on that new lightsaber, glad I was right.
@krustykrabemployeepatricks37095 жыл бұрын
Thomas Kross *STRONG facts*
@liamc99985 жыл бұрын
It’s not a new lightsaber.
@EpicWinNoob3 жыл бұрын
Kylo ren's crossguard: Ay Yo Lemme just guide your lightsaber into cutting through the actual working parts of my lightsaber
@timothydelacy95713 жыл бұрын
But think of the merchandise sales!
@ezachleewright23093 жыл бұрын
Maybe those bits are made of beskar. They certainly have enough resources.
@technounionrepresentative42743 жыл бұрын
It's because his crystal is unstable, They are more vents than a crossguard
@lawbringer_1793 жыл бұрын
@@technounionrepresentative4274 people shxtting on the sequels lightsabers when all of these designs have appeared before in Star Wars media and no one cared. I don’t think the sequels are good, but I’m not just gonna jump on another ‘fxck Disney’ wagon because someone is trying to find another reason to be mad at Rey and get views.
@EpicWinNoob3 жыл бұрын
@@lawbringer_179 I mean, rey is the purest definition of a mary sue. "Why are you good at all of this stuff?" "Just am, like me now."
@mustard73065 жыл бұрын
You could cut really thick slices of toasted bread with it folded like that.
@Madjiitensha5 жыл бұрын
And would be roasted straight away! What a genious idea!
@tlac41205 жыл бұрын
@@Madjiitensha Lightsabers: the bread and butter of Star Wars!
@r347-w7p5 жыл бұрын
Or thick lasagna
@Tauntaun7075 жыл бұрын
You could cut TWO pre-toasted slices AT ONE TIME!!
@mkall5 жыл бұрын
but you would lose double the amount of bread from the blade
@BeckertP5 жыл бұрын
"You would put things in a movie, hopefully, because logic." Clearly you've never seen anything JJ Abrams has directed before, lol
@kylethomas91305 жыл бұрын
Space Skydiving near super weapons.
@BogeyTheBear5 жыл бұрын
"All I have to do is target your life support system, located behind the aft nacelle--" Wait a sec-- 'behind the aft nacelle'? As in 'it's completely behind the actual ship'? Who wrote something that stupid?
@lukerope19065 жыл бұрын
Except a folding double bladed lightsaber isn't a new thing. Pong Krell in The Clone Wars has one. And the Jedi Temple Guards in Rebels have them.
@kylethomas91305 жыл бұрын
@@lukerope1906 did you reply to the wrong comment?
@lukerope19065 жыл бұрын
@@kylethomas9130 no
@watertribelife12805 жыл бұрын
" 2 cuts are hard to recover from, you know what else is hard to recover from ... A cut" dead that had me dead
@_Feanor_.5 жыл бұрын
If I remember my Kenshin correctly. And I'm pretty sure I do, since I love the series. Actually have his Sakabatō Katana (made like a real Katana, which is a pain because you need to apply oil very often, so it doesn't rust). The reason given for the two blades and a cut from them being hard to recover from is because the two cuts so close together can't be stitched. Sure, it's not a super solid reason, and a single cut (especially in those times) was pretty dangerous on it's own. But a single cut, you can stitch and stop the bleeding. This two bladed weapons wound, you can't do that. And I'm pretty sure there is some inherit logic that a wound you can't sew shut is more dangerous than one you can. Still a funny line from Shad though.
@Shr3dd3r2k85 жыл бұрын
@@_Feanor_. Except a Lightsaber cauterizes. So even if its true with a steel sword, the point is moot with a lightsaber.
@_Feanor_.5 жыл бұрын
@@Shr3dd3r2k8 Well duh. That quote is from the part of the video where he talks about the weapon from Kenshin though. So a lightsaber has nothing to do with anything in this regard.
@typerider53055 жыл бұрын
@@_Feanor_. Yeah, that's exactly right. It's supposedly a "vicious sword of certain death" as there is no way to medically treat the double cut effectively. During combat it presents no real advantage aside from being easy to double wield when separate, it seems more like a sadist's weapon.
@Senordisastermaster5 жыл бұрын
The worst part about the “two is better than one” logic is that one is absolutely better than two. Having more blades means more weight, but also force distribution. Two blades have far less cutting power than one blade. If it’s sharp enough then it should cut regardless, but the severity of the cut is still different; and it shouldn’t matter if the wound is more or less severe, because a massive wound is already a massive wound. :)
@Shroo264 жыл бұрын
Btw, pong krells lightsabers were also this type of “switchblade”
@alessandrolamera88573 жыл бұрын
But they were this way for transport reasons
@River-pg1uk3 жыл бұрын
Fuck pong Krell
@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse3 жыл бұрын
@@River-pg1uk agreed!
@seraphimzero66123 жыл бұрын
“ Not clones, *men!* “ -rex
@bugdroid10003 жыл бұрын
@@River-pg1uk FUCK PONG KRELL!
@patrickevan50645 жыл бұрын
Rey : *flips saber* Also rey : *hand gets squished between the hilt*
@noisejunkie81594 жыл бұрын
someone OUCH
@zendzend51074 жыл бұрын
Should have went with the red Light Saber nunchucks.
@naimrohimi65774 жыл бұрын
@@zendzend5107 They need Lee Skywalker with X-Wing Chun. Damn light nunchuck would be the best thing star wars
@patrickevan50644 жыл бұрын
@@zendzend5107 you mean like the chinese version?
@zendzend51074 жыл бұрын
Yeah, though I'm not sure how effective it would be in an actual fight.
@stocktonjoans5 жыл бұрын
"darth maul got away with useing his lightsaber perfectly fine ..." Did he? did he really?
@valen98355 жыл бұрын
Actually, yes. If Maul had thrown the other lightsaber down the shaft or if it was just one of them against maul, he would've won.
@swhite89785 жыл бұрын
He did. In fact he actually died many years after episode I, in the arms of Obi Wan
@hasranman5 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul made the mistake of not jumping when Obi Wan jumped. Because of this, Obi Wan had the high ground and was able to bypass the double-sided lightsaber and defeat him.
@TheDcraft5 жыл бұрын
ben Jovi how to make a dual-bladed-lightsaber work: Have two separate grips that can move up and down the blades so the wielder can use it like an actual bo staff.
@valen98355 жыл бұрын
@@hasranman Oh the high ground memes, never get old.
@bevlad1005 жыл бұрын
I think you missed the point. The lightsaber NEEDS to be like that so that Disney can sell more toys.
@onesandzeroes73905 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Its Darth Maul's lightsaber *with a hinge on it*
@Nick_las_seafarer5 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@PokeMaster222225 жыл бұрын
Can they, though? From everything I've heard, they've barely sold anything Star Wars-related ever since Ep. VII.
@bevlad1005 жыл бұрын
@@PokeMaster22222 Thats a good point.
@stevenbacon-cheddar99145 жыл бұрын
If that's true they will probably repackage all the unsold Rose Tiko figures with these goofy lightsabers
@davidblalock99454 жыл бұрын
Remember that time Shad went on for nearly an hour and twenty minutes about how much he hated Rise of Skywalker? Much more restraint here... i guess.
@Iliadic3 жыл бұрын
It's called editing out the ramblings
@dreadthemadsmith5 жыл бұрын
Why make a new type of Lightsaber? So they can sell another type of Lightsaber toy.
@InvisibleAvenger5 жыл бұрын
One that will surely break inside of a month because of the weak hinge mechanism
@slurpeecloud9995 жыл бұрын
People bitch about the lack of double bladed lightsabers in new star wars. Rey uses double bladed lightsaber : People bitch about it being for merch.....stfu
@avatariroh05435 жыл бұрын
Dread, the Mad Smith it isn’t a new design. Pong Krell from the Clone Wars series had two of these.
@unrequitedtoaster86585 жыл бұрын
It's a cannon sabre already fam
@VonOzbourne5 жыл бұрын
Also, because Lucas didn't have one. Therefore Disney doesn't have to share the merchandising profits on their original concept.
@rustkarl5 жыл бұрын
When you realise that a chainsword is still a better weapon than many lightsabers. ... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
@rustkarl5 жыл бұрын
I3LacKFuSSioN “WHAT WAS THAT!? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY CHAINAXE!”
@jocosesonata5 жыл бұрын
**laughs in the superiority of the bayonet**
@namestelattin5 жыл бұрын
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
@eliogabbalo09655 жыл бұрын
@@jocosesonata *LAUGHS IN THE SUPERIORITY OF THE SHOVEL*
@jocosesonata5 жыл бұрын
*++ ROARS IN LAUGHTER IN THE ABSOLUTE DOMINATION OF THE CHAINSAW-BAYONET-SHOVEL ++*
@nicolaufialho91045 жыл бұрын
Shadiversity: you should put something logical in a movie Disney: we dont do that here.
@612minigun5 жыл бұрын
Marvel: At least we try sometimes!
@madcircle73115 жыл бұрын
Rip Spiderman
@craftpaint16445 жыл бұрын
In the Darth Bane books a Sith instructor said plainly that a double bladed lightsaber imparts no advantage to the wielder but an opponent may "think" said wielder has an advantage.
@zanneel67585 жыл бұрын
Disney: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnPSkKOCp9x0jpI
@btbwilkinson3 жыл бұрын
I would note, in Rebels it has more need to be smuggled or hidden, and being able to fold it makes more plausible configurations to hide.
@therockyb.channel5325 жыл бұрын
Thanos : I have the most impractical sword Rey: hold my margarita
@ironstarofmordian70985 жыл бұрын
That little shit would drink god damned Margaritas.
@GeorgeMonet5 жыл бұрын
Thano's sword is still less practical.
@redwinghawk50495 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a neon tuning fork
@civilwar415 жыл бұрын
DAN STEIN almost choked on a chicken wing when I read your comment.
@mortemtyrannus88135 жыл бұрын
Hold my *soy blue milk.
@aurex89375 жыл бұрын
"I don't like hands. They're coarse, rough and irritating... and they get everywhere."
@simplysage35625 жыл бұрын
My hand are soft like a baby but they do get everywhere if you know what I mean
@leumas54765 жыл бұрын
@@simplysage3562 its already september he he he
@jeffreygao39565 жыл бұрын
(read in your best Colossus voice) *throws up* WHY???!!!
@pitdune5 жыл бұрын
Aurex ok so u don’t wanna pick stuff up ????
@pitdune5 жыл бұрын
And you can’t type lol
@Mulroyp074 жыл бұрын
I figured out why she wins the fights. She’s so bad the enemy doesn’t know how to react and they lose all common sense. This would also work as it could be played off as a force power like time stop
@nickduncan29063 жыл бұрын
I dont know shit about fighting with swords but when I try to teach people chess I find it very easy to end up in a draw or a stalemate when I'm like remember when I told you what the best move is here? And they're like yeah but they do the fuckin opposite because they think I'm trying to trick them lolol
@stillpraisingthesun16123 жыл бұрын
Her plot armor literally erases weapons from existence.
@davidgeraghty36933 жыл бұрын
Beginner's luck could explain some of it, but she keeps fighting the same guy in all the movies.
@giuseppe96533 жыл бұрын
@@davidgeraghty3693 "Begginers luck" This "Bad person" (Bc KZbin didnt wanted me to use the other word with B) has that + Plot armor + The force + Disney and they need to be inclusive
@AceOfHearts953 жыл бұрын
She literally has that ability in battlefront 2 lol
@TheHeartlessAlchemist3 жыл бұрын
"I like the prequels so much more now that they've set the bar 'SOLO'" Heh, nice.
@donpablo60684 жыл бұрын
There was so little character development for Rey that I forgot she had an evil side 😂
@Werrf13 жыл бұрын
A one-dimensional object doesn't have 'sides'.
@scottydu813 жыл бұрын
@@Werrf1 No but it does have a length, of which in this case is never-ending.
@thenigerianprince70173 жыл бұрын
@@scottydu81 i like how everyone here is like "but rey does have that,and that BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG IT'S TRASH,TRASH,VERY TRASH"
@scottydu813 жыл бұрын
@@thenigerianprince7017 I just thought she looked kinda hot 🤷♂️ plus her accent is cute. That’s as far as it goes.
@thenigerianprince70173 жыл бұрын
@@scottydu81 i think her face looks dumb,but in any other place *chough,chough* she is hot and her accent is fine
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter what weapon you use if you were to go up against Shad. He always has the high ground.
@titansparrow645 жыл бұрын
But Obi-Wan will have the highest ground
@MRDicristofaro5 жыл бұрын
the highest ground
@antthomas79165 жыл бұрын
What about a Mosin-nagant? Is he going to deflect the bullets?
@MRDicristofaro5 жыл бұрын
@@antthomas7916 thats a good question iv always wonder what happens to the lead from the bullet
@sirderp23435 жыл бұрын
Skeptic Psychologist And wait for it all to blow over.
@cyrilgigee46305 жыл бұрын
I always give pop culture the benefit of the Rule of Cool. It's a shame they so often fail on the "cool"...
@astrobookwormsinger5 жыл бұрын
Exactly... And Disney is one of the biggest ones out there who use this rule like a LOT. Rey using a normal saberstaff would have been cool too but the design team obviously thought "We need to make her COOLER. Something that's never been done before. Our character must be UNIQUE." I'm not hating on Rey... I love her. But the Rule of Cool needs to stop. Disney has made pointless new designs just for aesthetically appealing to the audience so many times. Actual functionality and usefulness need to come back into mainstream pop-culture.
@cyrilgigee46305 жыл бұрын
@@astrobookwormsinger Realism is super refreshing whenever I encounter it, but it's not a necessity for me. It's just when people make things that I don't understand HOW ANYBODY CAN CONSIDER THEM COOL when there are already TRIED AND TRUE COOL AND UNUSUAL LIGHTSABER DESIGNS like the DARTH MAUL SABER that are A LOT MORE PRACTICAL AS A BONUS. Sorry, this is just a topic that I have some very strong emotions about...
@weebcraft68295 жыл бұрын
Remove the thing that joins them together and replace it with a chain. Ta-da, light-chucks. 1000% times cooler
@cyrilgigee46305 жыл бұрын
@@weebcraft6829 You see, Disney? All the stupidity in a weapon you could ever hope for, and it's still cooler than what you made.
@nguyenanthinh43645 жыл бұрын
Just steal a 17th century rapier design and turn them into a lightsaber. That's cool enough. If you cannot come up with a good design, just take an old school weapon and say "inspired by". I mean Ryan had already use ww2 bomber to create one of the dumbest starship ever, why not using a historical sword to create a new lightsaber design.
@applicableapple39913 жыл бұрын
the use of the lightsaber is that it make your opponent laugh so hard that they wont be able to concentrate
@venomz88885 жыл бұрын
“Why did they give her the Swiss army lightsaber?” *More toys and money, plain and simple*
@ezrawyvern67955 жыл бұрын
They wanted to defictionalize the "wristwrecker" lightsaber toy they had.
@miramarsebastien79705 жыл бұрын
@Comanche That reminds me of the 9 section staff in that shaolin movie somehow.Forgot the title.
@outstandingdogmarron98905 жыл бұрын
Comanche and the benefit of having the two stuck together is?
@Henrykrinkle55 жыл бұрын
Outstanding Dog Marron maybe you could get a saber stuck in between? Edit: Al you would need is a twist and you could disarm a guy
@nicosteffen3645 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Troopers, Larry and Rich, new lightsaber!
@greyg0at5 жыл бұрын
Why does Rey's double-bladed saber look like this? -> Because it needs to look different from Darth Maul's. That's it.
@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger5 жыл бұрын
Sad
@LilyNotDoffen5 жыл бұрын
and pong krell`s
@mikemdk25 жыл бұрын
Also so Disney can sell more merchandise
@deusvermiculus10725 жыл бұрын
25% different.
@SymbioteMullet5 жыл бұрын
And because the helicopter sabers of the inquisititors aren't selling
@Christian-iu3lo5 жыл бұрын
*Sees Rey's lightsaber: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them
@maxdavis8975 жыл бұрын
FantomOmega what if the hinge gets lose or breaks and it flicks open into he leg
@Tainted_Human5 жыл бұрын
@FantomOmega GOOD!
@bertegue51625 жыл бұрын
I am the 69th like! Hahaha...
@josephgottlieb10505 жыл бұрын
@@bertegue5162 nice
@aveoxus11395 жыл бұрын
"WHERE ARE THOSE DROIDEKAS?!"
@kurjekkolds14894 жыл бұрын
The only way I could imagine a design like that being useful is if you locked blades with someone in the double-bladed position and then closed the blade on them from the other side where they are open and even if they somehow managed to dodge it, you could still potentially twist their saber out of their hand once the saber closed and locked.
@Beamer19695 жыл бұрын
The folding lightsaber has an extra function it can be use as a giant pair of scissors.
@justinreilly66195 жыл бұрын
Well, y'know, Chewie is looking in the need of a trim.
@davinci32595 жыл бұрын
Chop sticks for beginners.
@Scyclo5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@seansmith96055 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😄
@MCPANDA445 жыл бұрын
The problem with that idea is that scissor blades cross, and the point where they rotate are not the beginning of the blade. What her lightsaber is is a fucking paper weight.
@DarthZ015 жыл бұрын
Movie starts, Rey wakes up and it turns out the entire Last Jedi movie was a nightmare and she's still on her way to Luke.
@Micras085 жыл бұрын
While this would make sooooo many people mad I would find it preferable and funny as hell :D
@enigmaodell68065 жыл бұрын
Luke wakes up in his bunk on the jade shadow and shudders. (I've been listening to Fate of the Jedi)
@SrbijaCG5 жыл бұрын
That's been brought up before and honestly i would prefer that. It would pretty much erase the garbage that Johnson "put together". - also the "dream theory" would work perfectly cuz dreams pretty much turn from one scene to another, these 2 scenes having nothing in common with each other. That's exactly the plot of The Last Jedi- a complete mess. Like dreams- TLJ doesn't make sense at all.
@jacobfaro7945 жыл бұрын
Or the vong show up instead of palpatine. Let's throw in a visit from the bendu too. Why not? At this point star wars can't be made worse. EA: hold my preorders.
@stevepalpatine28285 жыл бұрын
It's just bad fan fiction anyway.
@lucmax2884 жыл бұрын
Some guy who was sick of Jedi always deflecting his lasers got the bright idea to make a double barreled blaster. The parallel blade configuration of this lightsaber was designed to deal with that. Shhh I'm trying.
@BronzedBeast4 жыл бұрын
Dude it's a tuning fork.
@Nezha_Main4 жыл бұрын
@@BronzedBeast put in an extra lightsabor or 2 and itll be a normal fork, that or a rake. or a pitch fork, or some kind of fork
@Julian-pw5mv4 жыл бұрын
Even then a jedi would just angle the saber in a way where they block both anyway. So even in that setting it doesnt make sense. Lol.
@bowenorcutt784 жыл бұрын
Okay, I get that you're joking, but that first bit actually makes sense. And I don't think there'd be a reason why someone couldn't just make a double-barreled blaster. Luke's descendant had one in Legends
@fio_lume4 жыл бұрын
@@bowenorcutt78 this is great. i want a multi-laser shotgun blaster now. every individual laser pellet might do less punctual damage but you hit multiple points, maybe even unprotected joint parts of the armor, thereby incapacitating the enemy. Star Wars is lacking weapon creativity, for it running for so many decades now.
@tannermazza51543 жыл бұрын
The amount of pure joy and happiness this man brings to these videos is amazing. This is such a great channel, and i dont even know the first thing about weapon enthusiasm.
The Death Stars didn't have enough machicolations. That's why they got destroyed.
@michaelpettersson49195 жыл бұрын
@@sevenproxies4255 They could have used some in a certain trench...
@Parsifal3085 жыл бұрын
if your lightsaber gets trapped just turn it off and on again. -IT guy :V
@horizontalnoodlelmao42865 жыл бұрын
Then you're left defenceless for a while
@olivergaither5 жыл бұрын
horizontal noodle lmao not if you only turn off one of them
@Matthew-tj6rz5 жыл бұрын
O.J Nightmare then the second is still trapped
@Locahaskatexu5 жыл бұрын
@@horizontalnoodlelmao4286 Actually, in the legends continuity, there is a technique that does exactly this, Trákata. It involves rapidly switching the lightsaber off and back on again, to basically bring your opponent out of balance by overreaching.
@cdgonepotatoes42195 жыл бұрын
@@horizontalnoodlelmao4286 not if you have a SHIELD
@lukeyafather85935 жыл бұрын
Why make it a switchblade? Just make each end detachable.. makes more sense and it's way cooler imo
@marciaosullivan32005 жыл бұрын
If it was a razor blade light saber she will be a better role model for her edgy not like the other girls teenage fanbase
@redshirt495 жыл бұрын
But that's been done before, the whole point of their new lightsaber designs is that they're supposed to make way for new toy sal....I mean, new innovations. The detachable double-.bladed lightsaber turns into dual-wielding lightsabers was done in Clone Wars with Asajj Ventress. And yeah, that was cool as shit as long as you ignore the dumb hilt design.
@SeanClark15 жыл бұрын
Exactly! The hilt design here is perfectly duplicated - it screams detachable dual-wield.
@ocean78495 жыл бұрын
Like the ones from Ventress, yeah
@oldmanlogan96165 жыл бұрын
@Ben Fletcher it was in Clone Wars? Had no idea.
@CharlesHuse3 жыл бұрын
That saber design actually dates back to the Umbara campaign during the Clone Wars. General Pong Krell dual wielded that style hilt with great effectiveness.
@walkerpierce5446 Жыл бұрын
He had other problems apart from the light Saber.
@myrelion915 жыл бұрын
'It needs a reason to be there, you need a functional advantage or there's no reason to build it that way' Yeah but what about... ... ...merchandising?
@CosmereArcanist5 жыл бұрын
*...Dragons?
@lacidar37525 жыл бұрын
Moichandizing! Where the real money of the movie is made!
@frankbruder30975 жыл бұрын
Yes. *MERCHANDISE* ...Spaceballs the flamethrower...
@theacesorcerer5 жыл бұрын
Frank Bruder OMG YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
@moonchild46485 жыл бұрын
She has turned so evil that she got that sword just to spite Shad! XD
@AlwaysEast5 жыл бұрын
She needs to turn evil so she can die and we can have a new protagonist.
@Irobert1115HD5 жыл бұрын
jupp.
@scutumfidelis14365 жыл бұрын
Even if it is a dream its still retarded.
@KarmasAB1235 жыл бұрын
"You know what would be REALLY useful in that situation?!" Machicolations? "A SHIELD!" Oh...
@Aerxis5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but what about dragons?
@dootless38195 жыл бұрын
Yes, but what about a sniper rifle?
@Kratatch5 жыл бұрын
Shields are useless vs the deathstar planetbeam so that is prob why they dont use it.
@dootless38195 жыл бұрын
@@Kratatch But who would see that coming?
@Kratatch5 жыл бұрын
@@dootless3819 A jedi would. Clearly.
@tailuigi3 жыл бұрын
If not for the fact that it would've been too mechanically complex for appropriate periods, I feel like a folding version of a double-bladed conventional sword would make quite a lot of sense, considering one of your primary criticisms of those was the physical awkwardness of carrying such a weapon for personal defence. One which could be folded and quickly unfolded (and reliably kept that way in combat) might have made it much more viable. So it's a little ironic that the only time I've ever seen the concept applied is to lightsabers, where the issue it could otherwise solve is a non-issue.
@peterbanderas81845 жыл бұрын
Q: what's the point of this sword design? A: toy sales... in theory...
@@ДядюшкаШео though it's not completely unique because it's already been done with Darth Maul
@sim.frischh97815 жыл бұрын
@@appleyanimator6541 But not with the flipping mechanic! We have to be progressive!
@anotherperson26275 жыл бұрын
I hate that your right
@smauggerr5 жыл бұрын
No, that sword design is alot better than Mauls
@jengathecat5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Mach 3 lightsaber, with three blades to give you the closest shave imaginable.
@scratchy9965 жыл бұрын
That's the first thing I thought about :)
@derpimusmaximus88155 жыл бұрын
"For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will... " Life Of Brian got there ahead of you.
@martinomironi1925 жыл бұрын
The first blade lift the hair, the second cut it and the third gains.
@snakefabel4 жыл бұрын
"if there is a fight scene where a lightsaber gets trapped between two things like this and it doesn't slide down, i mean, that's so dumb" disney: *sweats profusely*
@Newnodrogbob4 жыл бұрын
It was a vision; it wasn’t real, even in the context of the film.
@snakefabel4 жыл бұрын
@@Newnodrogbob i don't really see how that matters? visions still adhere to the laws of physics. if it happens in a vision it could also happen in "reality."
@Newnodrogbob4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Permission right. Like how Darth Vader’s head actually looked like Mark Hamill. Are you stupid generally, or are you just heavily invested in hating the new Star Wars films?
@snakefabel4 жыл бұрын
@@Newnodrogbob oh silly me, i forgot that literally only darth vader himself could wear that outfit and it's actually physically impossible for any other human being to wear or even have a suit like his. to put it in terms you can understand, are you stupid generally or are you just heavily invested in defending the new star wars films? moreover, what part of what i said was "hating the new star wars films"? i made a joke about how they literally did the thing shad said would be dumb. that's not hate in the slightest. i'll take "jumping to conclusions" for 500.
@Newnodrogbob4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Permission my bad. You loved the film then? Also it IS physically impossible for Luke’s head to be in the helmet when it is also on his neck. Visions aren’t real. But the fight physics were totally legit...do you see how that doesn’t matter in context? “When the characters are imagining things, it’s really important that they are imagining correct physics for the light emission weapons with lights that magically terminate two feet from the emitter.” Anyway, what do I even care? I’m not heavily invested in defending the film as much as I am fatigued by the silliness which is used to criticize it. Sorry I got annoyed and pooped on your joke.
@guilhermes.zanini89683 жыл бұрын
The most evident utility of that light saber is cutting her own hand instead of letting others do so
@Ardeleus5 жыл бұрын
Ive got it! Its to confuse the pro sword users so much that you can cut them down while their heads are blown from the pure stupidity of parallel sword
@shadowthedragonoid5 жыл бұрын
Like that tumbler post about distracting geologist with an obsidian knife and then bashing them across the head with the wooden baseball bat held behind the person's back while they are too distracted telling you why an obsidian knife is not that useful(becomes blunt very fast).
@bogustoast22none254 жыл бұрын
... it would work.
@AesculapiusPiranha4 жыл бұрын
Its a fighting style that works best in the nude.
@GhostCabinet4 жыл бұрын
I think the stunned silence where her opponent seriously questions her intelligence would be more than enough for her to get the first strike in. Does this mean evil rey is secretly brilliant or is she just stupid and that's all there is to it?
@anidiot1924 жыл бұрын
@@GhostCabinet a little bit of both, when making the lightsaber, stupid because she thought that would be a good lightsaber style, but in combat, brilliant, because she's realised he shitty lightsaber distracts people so much she's able to just kill them with it before they realise she's attacking
@griffinabstract5 жыл бұрын
stabbing timelords through both hearts at once obviously
@brynwhit5 жыл бұрын
Griffin Abstract Those evil Sith would try to kill time lords!
@griffinabstract5 жыл бұрын
@@brynwhit I know it just makes so much sense
@PharCry5 жыл бұрын
@@griffinabstract And slicing perpendicularly through one heart, while subtly performing a parallel cut through both axes culminating in an Omnislash, followed by Lionheart topped with a giant Fuck You and Moogle-drop ftw.
@griffinabstract5 жыл бұрын
@@PharCry i understood six of those word, two being fuck you
@gameovervirus23844 жыл бұрын
Clone Wars fans know this weapon’s true origins.... *Pong Krell*
@xyoungdipsetx4 жыл бұрын
The_YOLOYellers! Did he have the same one?
@gameovervirus23844 жыл бұрын
Joseph his was green and blue but it’s the exact same
@Alex777Mercer4 жыл бұрын
@The_YOLOYellers! At least you're the only one here that's speaking some common sense in this comment section. Well done, matey.
@delsinhays64214 жыл бұрын
My FUCKING GOD HE KNOWS!!!!
@lukelegg99154 жыл бұрын
@@xyoungdipsetx well yes, but one side was shorter
@grayfox91912 жыл бұрын
I've always liked the lightsaber "pykes" (which is honestly way more similar to a spear since it's not 7 feet+ long) where you have a long shaft with a short blade on one end. I feel like that would translate better from staff fighting. Maybe they should have somebody with one of those alongside a gungan energy shield so we can have straight up jedi hoplites. It'd also be cool to have lightsabers with both a crossguard and a basket hilt so we can stop the hand slicing nonsense. I loved the montage, by the way. 😂
@jsnsk1015 жыл бұрын
Well, seriously, everyone knows the charging port is only accessible when its folded. Amatuers.
@maudika38925 жыл бұрын
Lol probably still use USB xD
@kyfig43215 жыл бұрын
@@maudika3892 what's wrong with USB? .-.
@maudika38925 жыл бұрын
@@kyfig4321 nothing, but i'd imagine they'd have something better, hence the joke...
@chicopluma5 жыл бұрын
@@maudika3892 lightsabers clearly use ac/dc conectors
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV5 жыл бұрын
USB only plugs in one way up... That's what's obviously wrong with it :) Plugging in USB when you can't see the port sux, hence bad design :)
@D3ADSH0T5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if she sliced her leg off by accident after flipping the lightsaber to open it.
@nordicdreki20685 жыл бұрын
I would be really happy if that happened. Even more so if it penetrated a vital organ
@zelithfang23655 жыл бұрын
Can it be her head? Please let it be her head.
@alexandermartinez13185 жыл бұрын
Cutting off legs because we gotta be different! WAHMEN😂
@reneandres72465 жыл бұрын
Impossible. Its Disney they'd probably say it was just a flesh wound.
@gplgs46405 жыл бұрын
Actually, don’t do that. Then she would be a disabled strong woman. Even more of what Disney wants.
@TroySavary5 жыл бұрын
“It's weird. It's unnecessary. It's stupid. " Are you describing the new trilogy?
@rafaellucero83905 жыл бұрын
Yes maybe...its like how he justify his two sticks...looks stupid like those new trilogy cry babies...so stupid that will made them still watch anyways
@arturmachado42575 жыл бұрын
@Troy Savary, it seems you have triggered some SJW's :D
@TreasonSky5 жыл бұрын
Wait till Rey’s “turn” is used to necessitate a second Disney “trilogy” just to recover from the dumpster fire The Last Jedi was.
@rafaellucero83905 жыл бұрын
Troy Savary your twin brother is calling you....hes asking if he could sit beside you in the cinema...
@rafaellucero83905 жыл бұрын
His name is Artur....conan doyle ::::::DDDDDD
@MrCmon1133 жыл бұрын
I think it's actually much more practical to transport like that. It dangles less on the belt and it fits into more bags. You don't lose anything with having the hinge there and you gain a potentially surprising angle of attack if there's a quick release.
@SeanLaMontagne4 жыл бұрын
You're entirely right about the energy shields. Sadly, the Jedi's heads were so far up their own asses that they dedicated an entire fighting style to deflecting blaster fire, but not a single one to using a shield.
@metagamingbastards53794 жыл бұрын
I believe Mandalorians used beskar shields against jedi. If I am incorrect, they should have
@purgatoriprytania53824 жыл бұрын
@@metagamingbastards5379 In Legends they used energy shields. As did other of the Jedi/Sith's opponents. As for the Jedi & Sith themselves, it has been shown that they could use their off-hand to shield against both blaster fire and saber strikes/thrusts-no substitute for the coverage a real shield, of course.
@ahhmm53814 жыл бұрын
@@purgatoriprytania5382 In a tentative defense of the Jedi not using energy shields, for a thousand years of the Old Republic there were no major battles against any competent opponents. This means if the shield technology arose since then the Jedi never needed to adapt it for their own use, as any minor battles will easily be dealt with by lightsabers. Then the battle of Geonosis happened, and the Jedi got slaughtered. They were ill prepared. However, later in the clone wars the Jedi should have adapted and used the shields in major battles. But by that logic, the clones should have as well. And the droids.... This is the problem. The Gungan shields are too overpowered for a battle to function, they make the blaster worthless. This must be why we never see them again.
@maestrofeli42594 жыл бұрын
@@ahhmm5381 yeah, palpatine probably was like: no one should use shields, they are OP
@ahhmm53814 жыл бұрын
@@maestrofeli4259 More like George Lucas knew personal shields were overpowered so abandoned them.
@joebert97145 жыл бұрын
"I like the prequels so much more now that the bar has been set so low"--Best Line
@trevorsmith55295 жыл бұрын
"I like the prequels so much more now that the bar has been set Solo." - Corrected for accuracy.
@b3rz3rk3r95 жыл бұрын
Attack of the Clones is looking appetizing, right now. It at least has more fun flips and a whimsical John Williams score
@RJALEXANDER7775 жыл бұрын
@@trevorsmith5529 You bastard! Have a like for that pun.
@Piligrime10005 жыл бұрын
Prequels dont ruin the whole universe logic
@orbaitv59915 жыл бұрын
@@Piligrime1000 Yes they do they are way worse
@alejandrofernandezcastro54215 жыл бұрын
Double-bladed sword done wrong. Darth Maul must be rolling in his pit.
@whitworth5s2485 жыл бұрын
Canonically, his corpse is on Tatooine
@mogaman285 жыл бұрын
@@whitworth5s248 That fight was short but elegant and cool.
@justsomeguy10145 жыл бұрын
mogaman28 and a brilliant way to end the obi-maul rivalry
@fuzzydunlop79285 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul is shit unto himself. He's a non-character. Best staff lightsaber user is Bastila Shan don't @ me.
@justsomeguy10145 жыл бұрын
Fuzzy Dunlop what do you mean by a “non character”
@jjlortez3 жыл бұрын
My conscience in the entire starwars saga is "Just don't think about it to hard"
@bjornsteelside5 жыл бұрын
As a wise Yogert once said MERCHANDISING!
@heroicaknight47355 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone said it.
@_John_Smith_5 жыл бұрын
Spaceballs was the best spin off movie
@RangerPhantomSAS5 жыл бұрын
Yogurt, I hate Yogurt. Only one man would dare give me the raspberries... Lone Star!
@revan08905 жыл бұрын
Yogurt! I hate Yogurt, especially with strawberries!
@kaisercalvin17425 жыл бұрын
The Schwartz is strong with this one.
@sprayandpray69765 жыл бұрын
"Its weird, its unnecessary, its stupid" well, like the modern SW trilogy itself
@ReySkywalker25 жыл бұрын
Spray and Pray! All of Star Wars you mean.
@Petaurista135 жыл бұрын
"modern". We have round thing with superweapon and 1 damn sopt you need to hit to make whole crap explode, dude in black robes and samurai-like helmet, good perosn who makes this dde kill old, bald, disfugured dude, his master and far more powerfull guy than all the good guys. It's basically 4-6 rewritten. We even have small, cute creatures to make fluffy plushies.
@yamadiyoo96585 жыл бұрын
The true purpose of the folding double blade lightsaber is to turn on the front blade when locking sabers at close range as a surprise attack, just like Grievous when he showed some jedi that he actually has 4 arms when saber locked.
@ChiefLibrarianLothric5 жыл бұрын
Amazing... every word you have just said is Right.
@Autisticguywithacamera5 жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 Good point. I even made a video about why I don't like the new trilogy.
@chrishutson90675 жыл бұрын
They made that design I'm almost certain just for toy sales.
@AnakinSkywakka5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's been around since the clone wars. Used by General Krell during the Umbara arc.
@MrSwitchblade3275 жыл бұрын
@WillFanofMany ikr. These idiots have no idea what they are talking about but act like they're hardcore fans
@WerberDoogyBoogi5 жыл бұрын
Really? A movie, made for money?!?
@iowaclass56575 жыл бұрын
WillFanofMany Yeah, but the previous iterations WEREN’T sold as toys, as they weren’t in a main film. This one IS in a main film, and it WILL be sold as a toy. So unless the film can come up with a reason for Rey to have, much less use, this terribly designed lightsaber (and I’m open to the idea that it might, let’s wait and see), it’s reasonable to assume that it’s being put in there to sell toys, in the same or similar way to the Ewoks.
@lunawolfheart3365 жыл бұрын
lol probly
@erickbarbos46473 жыл бұрын
Alternate title:Getting anxiety due to the stupidity of a double blade
@agentcoxack73684 жыл бұрын
No, you know what it looks like when it’s folded? When you made custom lightsabers and energy swords out of the binocular LEGO pieces with two poles to represent the blades.
@doodle93644 жыл бұрын
Omg
@yeetthebeatout69064 жыл бұрын
Can’t unsee it and I love it
@mthuree81714 жыл бұрын
I think that if the laser connected when flipped so it looked kinda like a club or a broad sword
@agentcoxack73684 жыл бұрын
Leo Cook I made a custom orange one using those mini PodRacer sets. Man, good times.
@lil_drummaboi_4294 жыл бұрын
Facts
@skull11614 жыл бұрын
"I love the prequels now that the bar has been set soooo low" Yea pretty much sums it up.
@LilacMonarch4 жыл бұрын
SOLO*
@shakingleopard24104 жыл бұрын
I have always liked the prequels
@jorgeserna84114 жыл бұрын
The only bad thing about the prequels was all the political talk shit and jar jar. The action was pretty good and the duels with lightsaber were awesome. The sequels did not improve anything.
@angry_kermit14724 жыл бұрын
@Obese WhiteMan the prequels were better than the originals.
@angry_kermit14724 жыл бұрын
@Obese WhiteMan original trilogy????
@elgranlugus72675 жыл бұрын
JJ Abrams: Because it looks cool. Shad: *WHYYYYY*
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan5 жыл бұрын
JJ Abrams: Because it looks cool. Everyone else: But it REEEEEEEEALLY doesn't though.
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan5 жыл бұрын
@@owenparris7490 The designs that appeared in the Clone Wars and other earlier works had 2 distinct differences: The hilt halves were shorter and the blades would ONLY activate AFTER the hilt was unfolded, allowing the blades to be drawn in a much smoother action. I HAVE done my research, kid.
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan5 жыл бұрын
@@owenparris7490 Unless I'm remembering wrong, Rey's quarterstaff never had a folding function. Also, I never made the assertion that logic should be the end-all-be-all for creative decision making. My problem isn't JUST that the blades being able to activate independently from the folding action makes the blade unnecessarily unwieldy. My issue, at the end of the day, is that it looks fucking stupid.
@halofreak19905 жыл бұрын
@@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan I think it does look cool. The scene is likely nothing more than a Force vision, anyway, so why the hell not?
@cjmk59235 жыл бұрын
@@owenparris7490 Humans have been Cut in half and survived and why would Uncle Owen change the name of the child he is raising as his nephew to his own last name?