why i cant introduce kingdom hearts to my friends

the worst lines in kingdom hearts, i'm embarrassed
Hey I obviously don't own kingdom hearts, but if you use my comp, credit me pretty please?
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[@Oscaregarciaiii123]

"who are you" "Im what's left, or maybe all I ever was" *"I meant your name"*

[@defaultmate]

*Jim*

[@wwewify]

I kinda liked that line tbh

[@Erimelowo]

all there ever was*

[@lostmedia-e6p]

*every 14 year old when their mom takes away their console*

[@thecatrizable]

When somebody gonna ask me then I'm just tell them this line

[@Jm-ki4su]

"I'm you." "No, I'm me!" *when an unstoppable force meets an inmovable object*

[@Maliheim]

Immovable*

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

He is me... And I'm you...

[@metregogi156]

And create imbecile dialog

[@blue_teacup]

I’m me he says

[@zygouz6129]

You fuckin made me snort! Lolol

[@dollbones1188]

Say fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness? *crawling in my skin*

[@amandeepbaghiana4510]

*Mickey laughter in the distance*

[@dennisschauermann5153]

*these wounds they will not heal*

[@orxenborexbeanieboos42]

@@dennisschauermann5153 *fear is how I fall*

[@WilliamStubitsch97]

Confusing what is real

[@metalurgent]

Ive never played a single KH game in my life. Micky saying "did someone mention the door to darkness" and being clothed all in balck hit me waaaaay to hard

[@KeylaKey________]

LOL same😂 I seriously need to play this game

[@cranberrychili2260]

He’s opium frr

[@trevorphillips8734]

@@cranberrychili2260💀

[@chupapimunano6920]

I think there were even memes about it for a bit, I think you can see why

[@khhv1900]

Mickey on a black garb is in his emo phase.

[@callie-flower3177]

"Because I'm you." "No, I'M me." "'I'm me', he says."

[@deletethis5699]

"Because I'm you." "No, I'M me." "I'm me, he says." This is why Link and Dark Link don't talk to each other.

[@captain0V]

New head-canon

[@ashchusatoshi944]

does link even talk???

[@deletethis5699]

@@ashchusatoshi944 technically He never actually says anything but somehow you can communicate with people in multiple zelda games

[@stephaniejanong4146]

@@deletethis5699 what if he's telephatic? That'd be pretty cool

[@deletethis5699]

@@stephaniejanong4146 actually, that would be pretty cool.

[@numberix9]

Riku : "You could say I'm the biggest nobody of them all." Xion: *whale noises*

[@E4439Qv5]

I see 68 likes on this. ... I'll come back tomorrow.

[@dr.velious5411]

Seven Hundred and One. We long past 69 now boys.

[@moseslalmuanpuia8988]

Almost 1k

[@rendiamond4804]

I see 991 likes.....I'll be back

[@cometgravity]

me too xion

[@329link]

It's so funny how like half of these scenes are actually important to the story.

[@CaptainPilipinas]

or a nonchalant choice for another target practice. that one, and that whole verse (or a low level multiverse. whatever type of their cosmology stands on anyways) of his.

[@Cyburim]

‘That’s nuts…’

[@SoZettaSlow]

Literally like every one of them with the exception of Tarzan is probably lore important

[@ShadowDancer1000]

“Did somebody mention the door to darkness?”

[@Abysslz]

Anything can look weird of goofy out of context, or simply cutting out certain parts like the your stupid part when you clearly see there is more he says in the subtitles lol

[@fitz5224]

“Mickey! It’s riku, they put bugs in him!” “ w h a t “

[@blastketchup4953]

Crabs 🦀

[@MarMar5654]

@@blastketchup4953 I think you mean worms

[@ardius9777]

AIDS

[@_u0nda928]

Why did I read that as "Mickey! It's rickey!"?

[@epsil0gue246]

@@_u0nda928 It's Heropon Riki?

[@pseudonymous9305]

"Did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?" *Occult Mickey rolls in*

[@eliczek6142]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jobLh3alidh1l68

[@theguywhowentthere3346]

Remember this, Sora, three hundred and fifty eight, over two days, goodbye, Sora. Goofy? wha? what does that mean goofy? what the FUCK does that mean? It's no use Sora, he's gone to the door of darkness, and his mind is darkLess, and his brain is a no one.

[@hauzan5143]

Hey there Lucio

[@MixtapeMessiah92]

More like Gimp Mickey

[@deadeyes2803]

/Goofy Ass Looking mickey rolls in/

[@Cervidae]

"He's got bugs in him!" .. " *_W H A T_* "

[@swesswe]

I’m dead xD

[@to_yin3405]

I'M LITERALLY DYING WITH LAUGHTER XDDDDD

[@Enigmaticharm]

@Danish Wistara W H A T

[@hollow_w33n]

@Danish Wistara let me guess. it involves a character from touhou.

[@kitby11]

wabbit season

[@LeeEverett1]

Imagine seeing a stranger and asking who they are, only for them to respond with "I'm what's left. Or... Maybe I'm all that ever was".

[@ju2tunknown]

"I meant your name."

[@Jenacide]

My next question would be who is his dealer 😂

[@iantaakalla8180]

When the stranger has had too much time to ponder what his existence is because the mechanics allow for him to be stranded in way that make him a heartless, a nobody, or even erase or obscure his existence.

[@jamesw.9256]

You're Jay-Z!

[@larsthemartian9554]

That one guy in the subway lol

[@violightghost8592]

"Or... Maybe I'm all that ever was." "I meant ur name."

[@vacuumblink2300]

this had me dying lol

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

Talking with a 14 year old be like

[@sageoftruth]

"Or... maybe I never was to begin with?" "Or maybe the concept of being was an illusion from the very start..." "Or maybe-" *Slap

[@ivanlagrana878]

"No shit Edgelord"

[@squirrelcoom]

My edgy 14 year old brother trying to introduce himself to my friends

[@blaster702]

The best part is imagining how cool this all sounds in Nomura's head when he's doing the script.

[@table2.0]

Wait, kingdom hearts has a SCRIPT?! I thought it was just a game version of DND sessions with kids who are either too into roleplay or bad at it with an inexperienced DM lol It would also explain the huge time distances of the games (DND is hard to schedule for), the weird OP homebrew stuff, the anime characters, janky plot, etc lmao

[@degeneratemale5386]

Table 2.0 that makes too much sense

[@mikashi1593]

@@table2.0 once you get into Kingdom Hearts, you can't unhear Nomura 😂😂

[@JTF544]

"Guy who makes it looks like he came out the game" ~dunkey

[@izanagi5136]

Table 2.0 that would explain a lot tbh

[@robertflinch2447]

"I meant your name" is actually the most human response anyone has ever given in this series

[@TheMightyEpicspencer]

Roxas is the most human character in the series *send tweet*

[@quentc]

"That's nuts" is a pretty good contender

[@kiramotrodante483]

You're stupid is another pretty good contender

[@ashleygris]

Axel was pretty realistic in KH3

[@Liezuli]

Riku's "Whaaaat?" is also up there

[@naotonemai3701]

0:25 MICKEY JUST STANDING THERE WITH A MENACING OUTFIT JUST GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD

[@teeposbutt7831]

Especially when he's all "😃"

[@seretith3513]

Especialy after he to the door of Darnkess, and he got full fckn Edgemode

[@Cookiemunster779]

“Did somebody mention the door to DaRkNeSs!?”

[@charlesgunn2696]

I was about to comment the same thing! 🤣🤣 All gothed out but meanwhile just standing there like :D

[@SpiderMan23000]

​@@charlesgunn2696i mean standing there with the most scariest and menacing outfit ever with a silly ahh smile is the most Mickey Mouse thing that Mickey could do

[@silokhawk]

When it cut to Mickey just standing there in a black cloak I lost my shit

[@janko1]

Did you find it?

[@ChristopherTheGamerOfficial]

@@janko1 I don’t think he did :(

[@llmkursk8254]

Hey it's the Wii Tanks guy! I shall now ruin any replies to this person because I'm acknowledging that this person is famous! Aren't I clever and funny guys?

[@meowJACK]

@@janko1 it was in his pants.

[@pizzawashere8940]

Say fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness?

[@ProxyNumber001]

Mickey: "Say, fellas. did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?" Mickey: is dressed for a cybergoth rave

[@Americansikkunt]

What do you think is on the other side of that door?

[@FoOLiShGuAcBoWLMeRCHanT]

Cult Boy darkness

[@Americansikkunt]

FoOLiSh GuAc BoWL MeRCHanT Is that the name of the Nightclub?

[@itzuthesilkwing1694]

*B I G M O O D*

[@curlyfries5464]

“The heartless obey me now Sora, now I have nothing to fear.” “You’re stEWpid!”

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

No your steroid....

[@spaduz2414]

THAT MAKES ME LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DeebsGamingTV]

LOL

[@keisirene5206]

His most iconic line XD 0:10

[@SweetyMelody99]

And stupid he was

[@jeremybenjamin6409]

"Ven! Are you okay!?" Sis...he's in a cryogenically induced coma lmao EVEN THE SLIGHT TWITCHING IN HIS EYES SAYS OTHERWISE 😭

[@lello2031]

You can feel the silent anger from Ventus, lmao.

[@356z]

I remember when I thought THAT was KH3

[@RuneKatashima]

"Okay" here isn't meant to be "perfectly fine" but more "can you recover/survive on your own" because she might need to fight. If he's not "okay" then she needs to give up the fight and retreat with him. They're in a very harrowing moment so it's actually really important. She's prioritizing Ven's life over whatever Xehanort is doing atm.

[@galacticspecter4364]

I’m sure if Ventus could speak, he would screaming “MY LUNGS ARE FROZEN!”

[@mynosycats]

"Who are you?" "I'm what's left...or all there ever was." ... "I meant your name."

[@sub2suisei]

Well... Yeah, it makes sense xD

[@jennytulls6369]

I swear, it's like a non-Kingdom Hearts character showed up and had to remind everyone that "Who're you?" means they just want to know your name

[@FauZhee]

This one is brilliant tbh.

[@E4439Qv5]

420th Like! Yus!!

[@sigmaligma9039]

That's my favorite one

[@abusedumpster8882]

“Because I’m you.” “No, I’M me.” Kindergarteners having an argument

[@darkigor20]

"I'm me" he says

[@limemaid2003]

I'M WHEEZING

[@GheistXin]

MOM SAYS IT'S SPRINKLING OUTSIDE.

[@BlackIceMamba]

No, u!

[@IncognitoSprax]

There’s a literal video on that

[@janelle353]

From the perspective of someone who has never played Kingdom Hearts This is absolute gold

[@Ak1ra_02]

From the perspective of someone who has known the series for a while and had forgotten most of it, it's gold as well!

[@freyaaletta2688]

From the perspective of someone who has read the manga, it's gold too

[@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE]

Freya wait this is a manga too

[@freyaaletta2688]

@@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE Yes, it is. Check it out, it's lit!

[@Ak1ra_02]

@@freyaaletta2688 I know there are mangas to this game but which are worth reading? I am curious about the 358/2 Days one but I'm not certain whether to buy it or not...

[@ketamine.3gp]

"You're stupid!" Sora's voice tone was so hilarious as if he was so done LMAOOOO

[@larsthemartian9554]

So done with Riku's bs lol

[@Lucifersfursona]

Pure uncut exasperation

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

I mean honessty iss a vital component of relationsshipss

[@juliustaylor9920]

They have naruto sasuke relationship. Never played 3 so im not sure how they ended up.

[@k3nshi704]

Its like an awkward roleplay session in a group chat

[@dfquartzidn6151]

VR Chat?

[@Aldersnap]

Most comprehensive summary of Kingdom Hearts out there, hands down

[@niydfass1060]

I had a friend who roleplayed as Sora in World of Warcraft. At the time I had no idea what Kingdom Hearts was, but it is pretty funny.

[@Aldersnap]

@@niydfass1060 That sounds hilarious my gosh

[@solarprogeny6736]

Everyone wants to be the cool one

[@mrcllsts]

"Who are you?" "I'm what's left. Or... maybe I'm all there ever was" "I meant your name" When you try too hard to impress her.

[@anthonycarro5294]

This is the most underrated comment I’ve seen in a long time

[@zephyr1741]

its the same thing with barret and cloud "whats your number" "Rank 1, top tier soldier" "Not your rank, your goddamn age" "i, uh"

[@nishikascorpio7830]

Too real

[@zereon]

And you never get pussy lul

[@nishikascorpio7830]

@@zereon fax

[@wanpan7129]

“Say fellas did somebody mention the Door of Darkness?” *Walks in like an absolute chad*

[@ConnorEduard]

Digital Daydreams what does that even mean?

[@MonarchAnt]

@@DigitalDaydreams Yo, come back. We still need to know wtf you meant.

[@enbybunny9940]

He walked in like an absolute lake?

[@itzuthesilkwing1694]

*Edgelord Mickey walked in like an African country that's located in the central region of the continent known as Africa*

[@sadam-kd5ug]

Kh1-Kh2 Mickey is kinda Chad not gonna lie.

[@AutumnLovingPallette]

Roxas saying ‘who will I have ice cream with?!’ to Xion is giving the same energy as Cloud shouting ‘you owe me a pizza!’ to Jessie while she’s dying in FFVII Remake 🙈😂

[@ratchet1271]

That's because it's the same director.

[@sdbzfan1]

@@ratchet1271 directors dont write the script

[@pikachu896]

@@sdbzfan1 Nomura, KH's director and creator, does actually write the script for KH. I don't know about FF7 Remake though.

[@sdbzfan1]

@@pikachu896 yes but he's the writer in that case as well as director, a directors job isnt to write its to direct the flow of the product, while producer makes sure all groups are working on task

[@ApexGale]

except Roxas's line is delivered with more emotion and makes sense in context. it's so wild to me that people argue this when in the context of the game, what Roxas is saying is the equivalent of "who else will I have left after you're gone?" Plenty of dialogue in this game sounds weird when you pull it out of context lol. If anything the "Ven are you okay" after he has been frozen and tossed off a cliff is much worse

[@tristanneal9552]

“I meant your name” is actually one of the best lines in this series.

[@philmstud2k]

Yeah, because it's like, "yo, I'm side-stepping your open-ended philosophical talk."

[@JJMomoida]

That line is so good. It has the same feeling as someone reading all the weird-ass subtitles and names the games have and going "fucking chill out with this..."

[@perry6762]

Roxas and Riku are the snark masters tbh

[@colin3674]

It’s funny cuz that one line to that whole interaction is literally them taking the piss out of themselves and the whole melodramatic saturation that is in this series

[@toilaboi3561]

Lol I scroll down here perfect timing for him to say that.

[@sakura9959]

Me: Trying to sleep KZbin at 3 am: Say, fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?

[@slidingcoffee8113]

But you're inside the memory of a dream, All you cherish falls down before you as you step forward to meet your destiny only to find out that your fate will always be *DARKNESS*

[@annaisntcool]

LMAO this has me cackling

[@popsmokesintern6577]

😭😭😭

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

Sakura LMAO As I’m replying to this, it’s almost midnight, and that had me dying bc the scene came up as well.

[@sunwardmean5167]

Sakura I had the video paused. Read this comment. Unpaused. Then that clip played

[@anaoamal8792]

“Ven, are you ok?!” *Ven is frozen, took the impact of a cliff fall, and is looking like he saw god*

[@shamwow2000]

i think hes just fine

[@callmefleet]

@@TheHumblePotato We all know we'd say that lol

[@AStrangeWindmill]

Never better!

[@Fawk97]

But is he ok, tho?

[@kamailetoto6640]

🤣🤣🤣

[@yourweirdplant]

I still find Mickey just standing near the doorway in full emo gear coat the funniest thing that happened this series

[@RKroese]

Mickey knowing about the Door to Darkness is so very much lore accurate Disney atm.

[@InternetNonsense]

@@RKroese Biblically accurate Mickey.

[@elevatormusic4000]

That "I meant your name" joke was actually pretty good.

[@DMTInfinity]

*lol*

[@kiki-uf5ni]

@Austin Faulds and thats cold hard *facts*

[@Kaunte]

Yeah, I felt like it was out of place here.

[@crocuslament9680]

@@Kaunte This is a series where they could've just not made that joke and the setup would've still felt totally in character and in line with the tone of the game.

[@sailor3047]

@@Kaunte not really. roxas is pretty laid back and talks back to ppl lol

[@sirebellum0]

0:29 "Did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?" *EdgeLord Mickey has entered chat*

[@crazychicken5521]

Loooooooool

[@thehollowtube]

I DIED

[@TheCrimsonWolf]

But how he say something before he enter chat room

[@zangbang9886]

The "Door to Darkness" moment is pure perfection. The timing of the cut, Mickey's expression, the way the hood completely fails in concealing his identity, the way he just stands there frozen in place.

[@imreallytired7335]

The music that comes in just completes the whole thing

[@towelclipz]

And the way he's just like >:D

[@tobyk5091]

And how Sora like robotically jumps back when he turns around before seeing who it is even though it’s obvious before seeing him

[@steelfoot98]

To be fair, the coat was never about concealing his identity.

[@sharifbrown3567]

@@steelfoot98 why does Mickey wear the drip then?

[@doomguy19931]

0:30 the cut to Mickey looking like he just got out of a Hot Topic dressing room sends me every time

[@cristalian96]

HELP

[@cartergirl531]

Mickey!!!! It's Riku!! They put bugs in him! ! mickey, offscreen: ʷʰᵃᵗ

[@francescolombardi3438]

Riku: Me? I'm already half full of bugs

[@natalijatheghost]

That was my response too

[@danisle4379]

Lol out of context, this just sounds really funny!

[@IcedReaver]

The funniest moment in the video!

[@pieees]

Jonny joestar wants to know your location

[@gamewithkali2306]

“Mickey! It’s Riku. They put bugs in him!!” *from super far away* “wat?!”

[@jjrpoektl1925]

Game with Kali 1:31

[@stardustkat7882]

@@drewp.weiner5708 *wat??*

[@DngrDan]

That's the part that cracked me up lmao

[@BerryBunny1397]

*they put bugs in him!!*

[@kentatakao6863]

Literal AIDS.

[@jennysanimations4181]

"They put bugs in him!" Telephatically from far away Mickey: "wat?"

[@twistedfandommess]

LOL

[@SuperNovaArtz]

That made the moment just feel like a blooper. Like the actor decided to make up something funny to see how everyone would react.

[@diggoran]

that's the line that got me

[@twilightknight93]

Dang it Reku. Just because oggie boogie is made of bugs dont mean you can be too.

[@yaxlndxiii1290]

I love how in that scene mickey sounds just as confused as anyone who hasn't played kh. Like: "what do you mean they put bugs in him?! What kind of game is this?"

[@SimpleAmadeus]

"You're stupid" and "I meant your name" are actually quite good.

[@Spartenjak42]

I love it because you know pure little Haley Joel Osment was like, “how should I say this line? Hmmm, Id have to be pretty upset to ever call someone stupid.”

[@larsthemartian9554]

They both have the energy of ”just snap out of this edgy bullshit and actually talk to me” lol

[@azidal3755]

Sora and Roxas being sassy are always hilarious to me.

[@danielenrique2867]

Love how Sora can't put up with Riku's bs and goes *_YOU'RE STUPID_*

[@DetectiveDorian]

Honestly that's probably some of the best acting in the games, because it's just such a genuine reaction.

[@undermutt5871]

He ain't even wrong.

[@kapxbianz]

well KH1 Riku IS a dumbass... How to get to the outside world? >Using a raft you just made >>Use d a r k n e s s Your crush has lost her heart to Heartless, what'd you do? > Avoid and try to kill Heartless like a plague >> Get a power to command Heartless from a person who's known to use Heartless to destroy worlds and having no moral objections

[@Dragonrider1227]

That’s actually one of my favorite moments in the game

[@soul6733]

@@kapxbianz To quote Just a pancake: Maleficent: Kairi's heart has been taken by the heartless. I will now give you the power to control the heartless. Riku: I see nothing wrong there.

[@skumomcbee1255]

Mickey literally saying anything in this game is absolutely hilarious.

[@burgerlord7530]

"SAY FELLAS DID SOMEBODY MENTION THE DOOR TO DARKNESS????" *cut to mickey stanced up in a cloak*

[@MonasticTendencies]

I fucking hate Mickey 😂

[@djentmas867]

I wish he’d just Stfu and get *Norted* already... -_-

[@sirocco2810]

I couldn't understand a word Donald said in KH3 like damn that shit was too much

[@Odinsday]

Mickey lookin like he’s about to summon Satan

[@PrEaTySwEet]

“did somebody mention the door to darkness?” 0:29 *shows mickey* IM LITERALLY CRYINGGGGGG

[@abluetale1016]

SpiritedLove *cult leader Mickey has entered the chat*

[@nyancat2221]

When you’re in your emo, angsty, edgelord teen phase but you still love Disney.

[@francescolombardi3438]

touch the darkness within me

[@jessieg58]

Still not as dark as Epic Mickey

[@neppc5612]

thug mickey

[@thelytz9806]

Mickey cracks me up everytime, who thought it was a good idea to give Mickey such serious lines

[@jessieleftutsky1829]

A genius!

[@RKroese]

Mickey knowing about the Door to Darkness is so very much lore accurate Disney atm.

[@jus4455]

With 15 years with this franchise i don't even know how real Mickey sounds anymore

[@screamingatstars66]

Tetsuya Nomura himself

[@MMDTrxsh]

"Say, fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?" **Cult Leader Mickey joins the room**

[@mysticwonder12892]

Literally the best line/intro ever. Haha

[@legendaryladdle6304]

This read like a SmashBros intro

[@ssinever1911]

That seen got to me so much! 🤣

[@tcole2475]

*goofy Disney music intensifies*

[@kyoza5069]

Damn lmao "I'm you." "No, I'M me." *Roxas joined the chat*

[@boo5860]

Mickey saying you'll pay for this and throwing off his cloak to reveal his 90s skater outfit is the height of culture tbh

[@mmelody8793]

Alannah 666th like

[@AlucardGraf22]

Would be even better if he had no shirt like the first time

[@blackjacktrial]

@@AlucardGraf22 and a tattoo of a dragon on his back... wait no thats more of a sega thing. Imagines Mickey and Donald having a shirtless fistfight on top of the millenium tower in kamurocho And then singing karaoke.

[@jheckie14]

STOP! That's his uh adventuring gear ok?

[@moritzzz1]

And people say videogames can't be art 😏

[@main_rouge]

"I meant your name..." When even the characters are sick of Nomura's bullshit

[@meyeneetuks4680]

Lmao fr

[@flareboy166]

That awkward silence in between each dialogue is hilarious 0:40

[@Zachary-]

I was so busy feeling feelings I never realized how funny Kingdom Hearts is.

[@dwindeyer]

Relatable

[@blurryeyes316]

Don't we all??😂

[@josefmilly]

0:26 The way Mickey just stands there menacingly while blocking the only exit is so terrifyingly hilarious

[@smokugoku]

Is he BLOCKING THE EXIT???????? AHAHAHAHHA THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER????? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THREATENING BUT HE LOOKS LIKE MY EMO INSPO ON MY TUMBLR WALL FROM 2013

[@joa6336]

@@smokugoku nah, he is not a thread and he is not blocking the exit. He uses that costume to hide from others

[@dawgtheundying5303]

MENACING

[@mello.1483]

@@smokugoku WHY THEY MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THAT 😭😭

[@WildWolfGod]

"DID SOMEBODY MENTION THE DOOR TO DARKNESS?"

[@Fletchable]

“Kairi’s... inside me?” P H R A S I N G

[@collinspecht6725]

I hear that keyblade can open all sorts of doors

[@aqualight1760]

his POSITION too lmao

[@shamishing7422]

The comment and replies are cursed

[@user-us2cm7bw9t]

@@shamishing7422 yes they are my friend... at least you too realise🙂😅😅

[@TheMike0088]

Pegging is the new foreplay.

[@creaks3280]

As painful as most of these are, the “I meant your name” line is genuinely alright.

[@42Caio]

Roxas got no time for Xemnas' bullshit.

[@imjustalittleqwerty]

Skilled Chrom It’s funny because of course Xemnas would answer such a simple question in the most roundabout way possible.

[@coryparrish525]

I like that line. That goddamn "I'm all there ever was" is ALWAYS awesome.😁

[@goliathtigerfishes]

Its actually hilarious and I love it

[@SleepyBasin]

It's hilarious as a line

[@gavalant366]

"who else will I have ice cream with?" I'm sure that's meant to be a tragic scene but that delivery just makes me laugh.

[@Semudara]

I know "it works in context" is a bit of a cliché, but... Honestly? It does work in context. Though it's so interesting how a line can simultaneously be so heartbreaking, or so funny, depending on how you're viewing it.

[@sharonlarsen5208]

My sister and I straight up have made a pact to say this to each other on our death beds. It's so emotional.

[@krash1220]

I just finished Days yesterday, and honestly, even with context, that line made me angry. It just... kills the mood? If my best friend was dying in my arms my first thought wouldn't be "who else am I gonna have ice cream with?". Also Roxas just straight up forgot Axel existed there apparently. He could have ice cream with Axel... :/

[@NewCoke7]

You owe me a pizza

[@realafah]

In all honesty, context does help. They barely get time to hang out unless they’re in missions together, and they’re at missions at different times so getting together isn’t often common. Going and getting ice cream together was something that was theirs. He couldn’t be around Axel anymore after what happened, so xion was the last one. He forgot her for a sec so he was suddenly hit with the impact that he was be all alone again (this sound like a damn soap opera, jeezums. It feel weird when I write down the basics of this scene) So, he remembered all the times they had ice cream together at that very tower, and how he was the only one left to share it with now. That’s basically the gist of what happened, and how I saw the scene. I got really invested in it so these are the emotions I felt. It’s pretty funny though with this scene on its own. I didn’t realize until this video

[@kaninekodiak]

you're all forgetting the most iconic moment Donald Duck: "SORA!! ITS SEPHIROTH!!!"

[@angelinatheweird366]

*wait* *W H A T*

[@bacon9025]

@@angelinatheweird366 just dont aska is for the best

[@Laughy-Flaaffy]

Anger and hatred are supreme!

[@phari4820]

(Galeem is cut in half) Donald:

[@supportsciencistgaming4761]

@@bacon9025 I WANT TO KNOW

[@CruinickGaming]

*closest friend dies in your arms* "who am I going to share ice cream with"

[@Chernobog2]

If you understand the context it's actually pretty sad, Roxas doesn't have a good grasp of what friendship and emotional bonds actually mean. All he knows is that friends eat ice cream together.

[@CruinickGaming]

@@Chernobog2 I know, I've played the games, it's just funny out of context

[@keenanmccarty9925]

Creamy Souls yeah but pretty heartbreaking in context. That’s the problem with kingdom hearts, the characters being ideosyncratic and super emo is part of the charm, but that’s not something people can understand just from seeing clips or reading a summary.

[@CruinickGaming]

@@keenanmccarty9925 maybe you can idk enjoy the joke and stop looking too deep into it

[@Moooras]

Epicest quote from video game ever xD

[@rudorot65]

"Because I'm you." "No, I'm me." *Persona 4 Boss theme starts up*

[@tunahanbektas4074]

rudorot65 i am a shadow the true self

[@namelessqueen2949]

"No, you're not me!" *Boss fight incoming*

[@dubstepdishwasher977]

DOnT SaY IT

[@seanhennessy3968]

No! You are NOT Solid Snake!! I mean, uh, me.

[@Zenny404]

alexa, play i'll face myself

[@shreyasjoshi8819]

0:25 made go into a fit of laughter man, the fact that someone was paid to say that line in a Mickey the mouse voice just tickles me.

[@alphonsearmory5321]

And then it just cuts to him dripped the fuck out lmao

[@sonicfan5420]

@@alphonsearmory5321 All that Mick got em quiet as a Mouse

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

@@alphonsearmory5321 watch your bad language and in disney dosen't say bad language obviously

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

And jack sparrow once say you cant cursing in disney and well that was a joke in a bloopers and that is funny because i was funny with this bloopers

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

@@alphonsearmory5321 and i'm just saying

[@ketwin]

"I knew it" *sniffs fingers* "You and Kairi smell the same"

[@clairedura4428]

You killed me

[@vintheguy]

Bruh in context this scene is still wtf

[@edgehead2695]

Ketwin This has, frankly, terrifying implications.

[@grim_56]

Ketwin hmm- oH FUCK

[@shutendoji470]

LMAO YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

[@Serious5GamingS5G]

1:31 "Mickey, it's Riku, they put *BUGS* in him!" King Mickey: *W H A T*

[@SadEyes1412]

Cracked up at that.

[@twistedfandommess]

Lol. That part was funny.

[@catboysephiroth560]

I finally understand that line now and I feel spiritually whole.

[@GolemSoldierNo15]

I guess because Kairi couldn't be inside of him.

[@emmerdoodle8517]

Her face was like. 👁👄👁

[@JeremyBX]

Everybody gangsta until Tarzan says " *&&X% ".

[@AnthonyH0395]

This is literally the only comment on that part and it needs more attention

[@TourGuide62]

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

[@TourGuide62]

@bryan diaz varela Turns out the real "*&&X%" was the friends we smooched along the way.

[@ltb1345]

Ooga booga!

[@KazuhaEien]

That is the most cursed thing to say

[@JohnnyMontilla]

0:25 THE WAY IT CUT TO MICKEY JUST STANDING THERE IN A MENACING OUTFIT IS SO FUNNY TO ME

[@carmena.gonzalezrios8372]

0:13 "because I'm you" "No I'm me" *_I'll Face my self_** starts playing in the background"*

[@LayHon0217]

A Persona reference i see, have my upvote

[@flyrehash5124]

I was confused for a sec like wait did I click on the wrong video

[@SnakeDaddy]

FUCK I LAUGHED

[@toptenrodents]

**drops from Empire State Building** *_”vEn ArE yOu OkAy”_*

[@RoboThunder]

Not to mention a freeze blast through his *ENTIRE BODY*

[@sonozaki0000]

because small children are known for surviving 100 foot falls while suffering from hypothermia, of course

[@diddy_dante]

"GoOd mOrNiNG vEn"

[@g.gnameless8899]

The groans afterwards always make me cringe like "no I'm not Okay"

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

Epic gamer moment

[@seanhennessy3968]

"You could say I'm the biggest nobody of them all..." "EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"

[@Dornatum]

REEEEEE

[@ptayoe2412]

I too will scream in dread when hearing that cheesy line

[@AdvancedDefense]

*ugly screaming*

[@temporaneo617]

"THAT PUN WAS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"

[@KazuhaEien]

300th like

[@laetitiaheart599]

The way Seifer parades around them as he “undeniably owns those lamers” is some next level content

[@chimichurri77]

I liked the part where Mickey says "They'll pay for this" and then proceeds to take off his coat like if he was a Yakuza character

[@jamwrightiam]

The context makes it even better as it's directly after he watches Goofy get freaking shot, again like a Yakuza character

[@gavinwilson5324]

It's even funnier when you realize he was about to materialize a sword in his hand.

[@mygirlmm5018]

I read that RIGHT when that scene played!

[@alexquinn2390]

*Kuze theme starts playing*

[@cjohnson2916]

*MICKEY MOUSE* *Captain of the Disney Corporation*

[@minolamycat91]

"Who are you?" *some edgy reply* "No I meant your name."

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

I'm you

[@kosog6584]

@@moodyowlproductions4287 No, I'm me. >:(((((((

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@CycoVision0 he is me and i am you

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@kosog6584 no. You.are.him he is me.and I am you

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@kosog6584 what the matter with you are you deaf._.?

[@leat_rice5869]

“because i’m you” “no I’M me” if this were persona this would be a bad situation

[@hardygal2]

lea k I AM THE SHADOW OF YOUR TRUE INNER SELF

[@carrotpl]

*_I AM THOU THOU ART THEE RIP THOU THE DAMN MASK OFF DO IT DO IT DO IT_*

[@hardygal2]

CarrotPL Okay, I wasn’t expecting a hiimdaisy reference using Persona 5. This actually made me laugh out loud

[@postal2forthe3ds]

I was going to insert a shitty Last Surprise meme here but than i realized the only exposure to Persona i have ever had has been through my friend reading the P4 manga and a Puyo Puyo Quest event so that isn't happening

[@kornaes]

Except if you're Maya Amano from Persona 2.

[@GinoGabriel-t5c]

When Aqua asked "Ven are you okay", Ventus replies in his head "What the f**k to you think?!"

[@TheSpectator7]

He's about as okay as that poor dead monk from Mortal Kombat

[@santiagoherrera1853]

Imagine explaining this to Walt Disney

[@kiliksama]

OH. OH GOD.

[@maelstromspiral484]

That'd be interesting

[@theoneonyoutube4925]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tsukainova1928]

"So there are these things called the heartless..."

[@rossbob4215]

😂😂😂thanks for bringing up this scenario Then again didn’t he want to make an astro boy movie?? He might’ve ended up sort of appreciating the anime-esque characters

[@tohru-adachi-true-legit-real]

Im loosing it over "say fellas did anyone say door to darkness?" And Mickey standing there in a black robe menacingly

[@EditPoster]

"He's just standing there.......MENACINGLY!!!"

[@xVibra]

*Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal* ...

[@jaman5105]

That’s darth Mickey the sith master of darth Jar Jar Binks

[@kolldm]

ik im laughing so hard im crying over it . he’s just. there

[@yoshi_chuck05]

I love that line!

[@tothemoon3954]

1:35 The way he says "What" is killing me lol

[@spengler2258]

It kind of sounds less like Mickey’s confused, and more like he didn’t quite hear what Sora said and wants him to repeat himself.

[@brandiibear9840]

"Because I'm you" "No, I'M me" And so the spider man meme continues

[@rogelioaguas2322]

I thought the same

[@Alex-uq1el]

“I’m me”, he says.

[@JovianCloudfarmer]

reminds me of "NO IT IS NOT BECAUSE I'M ME AND THAT MAKES YOU NOT ME" "what the fuuuuuuuuck"

[@zanis_summers8284]

Trying to explain Kingdom Hearts out of context is mostly fans just saying: “You had to be there”

[@SlyDeepfreezZ]

So true

[@darya7081]

Just liked this to get you to 500 likes urwelcum

[@SirSquiggleton]

Then the person replies, "I was there and it still sucked"

[@zanis_summers8284]

Darya Beigi Thank you! ❤️

[@Max-gy5rp]

I mean the one with ven was kinda stupid XD

[@sirencloud8037]

"Mickey, it's Riku! They put _bugs_ in him!" *_"WHAT?!?!?"_*

[@AltName7]

It's still so wonderful.

[@DenasyGaming]

*you never played Tuber Simulator?*

[@masterzombie161]

It’s like he’s been in the game for awhile so him questioning their existence.

[@dakotadavey496]

“I knew when I met you, you and kairi smell the same” * sniffs finger 💀 1:13

[@ohreolli9202]

OMGGG TIS TRUEEE AKCKAKC

[@est.sar.9276]

Nomura knew exactly what he was doing in there.

[@kidkrushergamin4389]

Ayo

[@jasperwilliams9619]

Man, don't be grody and reference kids fingering. That's repulsive

[@snailthelostcow63]

Nahh... what had Riku done to vegetable Kairi? 💀

[@fortnitesucks160]

*emo mickey has entered the chat*

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

*Trying to explain KH be like* Start: So there's this island with some kids on it End: So the old man split up his heart to possess some members of the organization after going back in the past to recruit himself to help reset the universe.

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

Middle: You get to explore all kinds of fun Disney worlds, while battling the forces of darkness.

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 And some forces of light that are also half dark, as well as people that aren't really people because they lost their hearts and are therefore nobodies, but they actually have hearts, so they aren't heartless or nobodies.

[@clamthechef2389]

This entire story is rather dumb, but incredible that someone could come up all of it.

[@SuperLlama42]

When you realize Baldur's Gate did the "The main villain divided his soul up among multiple characters as part of his evil scheme" twist and did it so you could actually understand what the fuck is going on.

[@giovannijacobs4496]

0 to 100 in . . . . 20 years

[@MrLilLuc]

"Ven are you ok?" - Asked Aqua after her friend was frozen alive and thronw off a cliff.

[@nickypoplar9984]

Nah, MK shaolin monks even better kzbin.info/www/bejne/moDWlpRmesRpic0

[@helmiboboy]

@@nickypoplar9984 oh yeah, that monk probably still alive since impales through head and body part doesn't do shit in MK universes, unless that guy happen to be Hsu Hao...

[@phantom_mist1726]

@@nickypoplar9984 oh man! I remember that game, and making that same joke years ago! This made my day....I'm getting old lol

[@indrasrealm9285]

Her saying that literally ruined the moment in that scene for me😂😂

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@stagelights_]

"did somebody mention the door to darkness" in mickey mouses voice followed up by mickey in a fucking black hoodie had me laughing so hard, so loud, and for so long, that my sibling had to check if I was okay

[@vivit928]

"DiD sOmeBoDy mEnTion tHe dOoR tO dArkNess" *edgy micky mouse appears* I can't explain this to my friends

[@karkatvantas7785]

All I could imagine was goofy singing Evanesence (sp?) ::wake me up!:

[@Sraye]

_gets frozen solid_ Ven, are you ok?! DO I LOOK OK TO YOU AQUA?

[@Rolanditis]

Sraye also she just rotates him onto her knee like he weighs half a pound

[@islam.peachfull]

😂😂😂

[@domi6788]

Sraye okay I’ve literally never played a kingdom hearts game but.... there’s a character called Ven? Because my name is Ven as well... I need to see this character lmao-

[@IrenicCryogenic]

Sraye Reminds me of that vine where the kid is choking and the adult asks him if he's okay

[@georgedutcher6868]

@@domi6788 no his real name is ventus so thats just a nickname she gave him

[@ApexGale]

*Riku with a thousand yard stare like he's reminiscing about Vietnam* _"They put bugs in him"_

[@brendanw8136]

Damn bugs whacked us, Johnny!

[@Dani_Dang]

I'm from Vietnam.

[@alejandropena2941]

. . . W H A T ???

[@Gumshoesamurai]

_King Mickey, at a distance_ ," *They WHAT*"

[@zoinksscoop20yearsago68]

This reminds me of the time a friend and I tried to explain the kh lore to our friendgroup, like yeeeaaars ago, 2011 perhaps? whom had NEVER seen anything of it. It all started kinda nice cuz we were keeping the most confusing things out (hell we even had difficulty understanding, imagine them) but when we were (trying to) explaining the last part of kh358/2 Days, we remembered we hadn't name-dropped Mikey yet, we just called him "the king". We completely forgot about the character somehow, so we kinda stopped, looked at eachother and said "Oh btw, The king is Mikey mouse" And tried to continue. Everyone lost their shit.

[@CaptainPilipinas]

because it sounds....Ridiculous? [Shrugged]

[@theultimateflashgamer3056]

"I'm what's left, or maybe I'm all there ever was" Sir this is an applebees

[@gabbylemii3884]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[@blazarre7251]

Sir this is a McDonalds

[@code_Rei]

Sir this is a Jollibee's

[@The-A-Train24]

Sir this is a Burger Ki- Sir PLEASE PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS OH GOD THE WHITE STUFF IS GOING ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

[@The-A-Train24]

@Beatriz da Costa 🤨

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

This is literally someone's fanfic that they turned into a game.

[@echiszone7541]

👏 this.

[@DGneoseeker1]

Someone needs to tell that person to stop.

[@JesusChrist-jh3gd]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6epgWlteq6MrNE

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@@JesusChrist-jh3gd the centrist is the parasite of society,

[@nox6767]

Given how protective of their properties disney normally is, I'm amazed this game even got made in the first place. Thank god it did though. What a gloriously convoluted shitpost of a series.

[@MiguelAngel-qi3ul]

"You and Kairi smell the same." Aand you made it awkward Riku.

[@leshie687]

Bad translation I'd say xD

[@91Bottonazzo]

translation or not he's literally smelling his finger...yeah...lol

[@mrsexy5680]

That girl abouta whoop his ass.

[@UnamedUser1]

Hahaha

[@geminiguy6032]

I dont know what's sadder, Roxas no longer having a friend to sit with and share ice cream or Ventus becoming ice cream.

[@Ostr0]

Ventus becoming ice cream

[@SA-xl1tk]

Ventus becoming ice cream

[@TheErikalovey]

Neither. It’s Roxas forgetting he can always have ice cream with Axel

[@shiiiguthewise6778]

Xigbar: * reveals a major plot point * Sora: That's nuts, man

[@isabellezilli_]

why does xigbar looks like guts tho

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

Isabelle Zilli He really does look like a dollar store guts ripoff

[@burgerlord7530]

Sora: bro that's crazy

[@gamingelementalist6725]

That's just Sora in every convo with a villain though.

[@antiherovalor]

@@kyestar88 xigbar isn't even the original though haha I think it would be braig. Also saix and xigbar as Guts v Griffith I could see some resemblance.

[@xReixRei]

You forgot the sickest burn Vanitas: "It's all about your friends." Ventus: "At least I have some!!"

[@MrAuthor3DS]

I get it, though. Ven was rebutting that Vanitas can't even comprehend friendship.

[@kutakesukato8848]

Hades: "Do you even know who you're talking to?! I am the lord of the dead!" Auron: "Huh... no wonder nobody wants to die."

[@edwardhim2276]

Oh no, you have verbally destroyed me

[@nsanta8704]

@@edwardhim2276 ouchie ouch

[@spindash64]

Ventus shapiro DESTROYS Dark seekers with FACTS and FRIENDS

[@SnancyNegative]

"Who are you?" "I'm what's left. Or... maybe I'm all there ever was." "I meant your name." Classic.

[@3DHDcat]

Sir Nancy The Negative kek

[@spatalottakittens]

Roxas is a damm sass lord.

[@happyb3678]

Me trying to get to know people

[@crocuslament9680]

Actually I think that's one of the better lines.

[@stars4809]

Honestly the best line in the series.

[@Aelinbunn]

"I meant your name" oh my god lmaoo Also Mickey saying,"They'll pay for this" in the most dumb, uncaring voice ever is too good

[@steelfoot98]

I’m gonna be honest “that was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers” is an iconic line that I think about often. Absolutely love it.

[@graypaint]

“lamers” 💀🪦⚰️

[@ezze-does-it]

its incredible

[@DrippleDragon]

I was expecting him to say “lame-O’s” but lamers was gold that’s shit put me on the floor

[@taqresu5865]

It also comes from FF8's Siefer, which just makes it funnier to me.

[@kevinthefabulous1118]

Ngl I say that to people regularly

[@gordonchell4364]

They missed a golden line. "Who's to say it's even SAFE inside Riku?"

[@dfquartzidn6151]

*Who wrote this script?*

[@NinjaSox7]

@@dfquartzidn6151 probably tetsuya on crack

[@Konpekikaminari]

When do they say that?!

[@gordonchell4364]

@@Konpekikaminari In kingdom hearts Re:coded when Data Riku is infected by bugs and Data Sora decides to go inside and kill them.

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@gordonchell4364 ah yes, should've figured out it was the one game I didn't play

[@davidpaul6290]

Mickey: “Hey guys! Did someone say open the door to darkness?” Sora: *Turns around* Mickey: 👁👄👁

[@laharlvid]

👁👄👁

[@Ash-zk7wn]

Mickey said "🕴🏻"

[@wavewavewaves6709]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@candyllene]

⚫️ ⚫️ 👁👄👁

[@jcd221]

Idk why but I laughed

[@itzShedi]

"DiD sOmEbOdY MeNtIoN tHe DoOr To DaRkNeSs" 💀💀 then proceeds to give the most terrifying look ever

[@georgerobins4110]

Ven: *frozen solid, dropped off a giant ass cliff* Aqua: aRe YoU oKaY??

[@ayouxy]

"Oo I ook okay?"

[@pozkitt2326]

*facepalm*

[@luixuberant01]

Definitely expected her reaction to be a LOT different 😂😂

[@georgerobins4110]

LuuiiXuberant In the Japanese version she says the equivalent of “Hang in there” which makes a lot more sense lmfao

[@luixuberant01]

@@georgerobins4110 Yeah, I guess that's a little better Lol! But I honestly would've expected something more along the lines of: "OH MY GOD!!! VENTUS NOOOO!!!" 🤣

[@polarbearsss]

should include: “Why? Why do you have the keyblade?” “Shut up!”

[@tankgirlnova]

I LOVE THAT ONE SKSKSJ

[@RedC0tt0n]

Is that Roxas and Riku fight?

[@tankgirlnova]

@@RedC0tt0n yeah it is

[@kobatohanato876]

Lol one of my favorite lines

[@tlctlc9283]

That one always makes me die

[@katrinahoward9762]

When Aqua genuinely asked the frozen solid Ven if he was ok after he was dropped off a cliff AND hit another cliff on the way down, chipping off some of his frozen body, I lost 90% of my braincells

[@AnntNoThaang]

Kingdom hearts everybody

[@redvoltaire11]

Wait till you see Henry Townshend from Silent Hill 4 ask Cynthia who is covered in her own pool of blood if she's okay

[@KubkaKawyprzyGrze]

best part: hea was actually ok pretty soon

[@katrinahoward9762]

@@KubkaKawyprzyGrze *w o w*

[@Joe_334]

Yeah, a potion, or curaga ought to fix that. 😆

[@anotherdaybreak]

i'm finally playing through kingdom hearts and every time i get to a line from this video i cheer and clap like a seal. foundational video

[@runestamp]

having never touched kingdom hearts in my life, hearing the phrase "who will i have ice cream with?" as what i assume is a friend of the character is presumably dying is amazing

[@zbroadcast3414]

The best part is that while they eat Ice Cream they ask each other if they are friends.

[@Harakengard]

To be fair, this line makes sense if you know the context : you're litterally watching a character that knows nothing about friendship and the biggest act of friendship for him is eating salty ice creams with others after completing missions. So basically, it just means "who's gonna be my friend?"

[@austinvanderveer213]

Yo, I fucking cry every time. Don't you make fun of this fucking scene, man

[@alexlamazza3200]

Well as pointed out, with context the scene actually makes sense and is somewhat genuinely sad, but I totally get how weird it comes across if you don't know about this specific game and it's story :'D

[@JoeyJoeJoe87]

@@Harakengard context or no context, the line is still incredibly cringe.