Why I’d Throat a Cactus Before I Go In The Ocean

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[@stoppedinmotion2936]

This guy has 100 synonyms for dying. "Hook you up to God's WiFi." "Take you off the census." like seriously

[@frankie8657]

‘Cancel your life subscription’

[@SB-ls7qj]

I love it lol

[@trangtruongthu321]

Activate your life insurance 🤣

[@KarlHerzog]

"You'll be on tshirts soon"

[@DaVoiceActor]

“Past tense”

[@disturbdeddoggo9526]

Aquaman’s arsenal is looking a bit more lethal than we first expected. Edit: Now that this has stayed here for over a year, I’ll say that I remember getting this joke from a Matpat Video: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIWaqGOpas-abM1h5:56

[@Bang_JMS]

Fr

[@jf_kein_k8590]

Good thing he is usually a hero.

[@kenzo_desu]

@@jf_kein_k8590 But Namor isn't 😳

[@arson2639]

@@jf_kein_k8590 on a scale of one to america, bald eagles out of ten wouldnt wanna go fin slashing and leave sharkasses behind for our boi khal aqualad to find, cap you not

[@jf_kein_k8590]

@@arson2639 And now in English please.

[@AstrulSpace]

"You only had enough time for a puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away." That line got me straight up dead

[@insanities120]

How this man can keep a straight face the entire time is beyond me.

[@KompSavage]

😂😂😂

[@DailyLifeSolution]

The answer is editing.

[@--hEaVeN-cn4gx]

I just love his creative ways of saying you'll die " take you off the census" "activate your life insurance in less than two hours"

[@trashAndNoStar]

Connect to God's wifi 😂

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

"Puff puff pass away," is my favorite.

[@Nothingfoo90z]

Or what he called the animals Satan guppy Murder slug

[@Nothingfoo90z]

@@cooltrainervaultboy-39 he also said “The sea carpet won’t fade you”

[@tidalshores]

“And he may not be an angel but he’ll turn you into one” is my personal favorite

[@trentonvaughn5552]

The moral to take away here is: "it gets worse, it always gets worse"

[@ltdanlboone9539]

There always a bigger fish - old wise man

[@jackthefennec7656]

imo, when it comes to the ocean, and everything that has to do with water. it always gets worse.

[@eva191]

I read it just as he said it lol

[@3thalluing339]

I hate the sea. There’s too many things that can’t be investigated yet. I don’t mind swimming in oceans or pools but going on cruises on boats at vast oceans is a huge no.

[@lauvayed]

@@3thalluing339 Same

[@eileenortega850]

This guy is literally an educational comedian 😂

[@VeraLucille]

The big fin squids, AKA Magnapinna can grow up to 40 ft. I believe I saw somewhere, and they've recently caught footage of it attacking using its tentacles, so it's no longer thought that they drag them passively but it's been seen that they're actually somehow able to manipulate them actively and must be adept hunters. So yeah, even more terrifying.

[@kyrab7914]

They're so v silly when they get tangled tho

[@gh.stb12rd]

The squid is displaying a behavior that some people thought could be an attack, but its not confirmed to be that and its misleading to say so! Especially since theres a lot of people talkin of the high posibility of it being display, getting caught in a current or trying to flee the rov

[@twitzmixx8374]

"They don't have to be underwater to put you underground", this guy's whole script is a quote

[@Deviant-Strategic-Assassins]

Like my life😂😂

[@kript0]

So many likes but no comments???

[@wig9814]

Onceeeee

[@imsuchalesbianforwomen]

Oop momo what are you doing here?

[@gilbert9491]

Yo u a twitch streamer? What's ur IG?

[@brandzsot227]

"Scientist believe they hunt by dragging the freakishly long arms across the ocean floor" Do you know how disturbing that is? Imagine if you got finessed by them lanky arms and be forced to die as you can't really escape.

[@yeet4547]

U cant be where that thing is because the water pressure would kill you anyway bro

[@brandzsot227]

@@yeet4547 ik I said imagine...

[@brandzsot227]

@@yeet4547 how do they even survive with that water pressure?

[@ioi1989]

@@brandzsot227 Marine Biology..

[@brandzsot227]

@@ioi1989 yh the amount of pressure doe.

[@bl7240]

"But don't worry. It gets worse." Excellent 😂!

[@christyjackson1625]

I just found your channel a couple of days ago. As a 58 year old, I have to say, I’m impressed with your intelligence and humor. Good job

[@oliviap.1370]

"It gets worse... ...It always gets worse" This should always be nature's slogan.

[@prometheanrebel3838]

Right next to; "But wait, THERE'S MORE!"

[@natlegend]

Sounds like a great tag line for Australian tourism...

[@LevonBlueoak]

@@prometheanrebel3838 *No*

[@LooneyNuke]

The most terrifying creature is the one where it doesn't get worse

[@bintangmeneroka]

I made your comment to 1k likes! :D

[@abeautifulwhitelie]

i love the variety of ways he says “this thing can kill you”. took me off the census

[@adaneakot9403]

Tiktok has community guidelines about saying kill so every kid there has to get creative

[@trillkhi1943]

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[@brendaschouten-beckett6448]

New subscriber here. I love this guy! Every time I watch his videos I learn a ton of information and I thought I knew a lot. He looks so young and still keeps such a dead pan expression while cracking all of us up. I wish his teaching could get out to more people. Imagine if he were a high school teacher or a university lecturer. What an inspiration.

[@kyrab7914]

Ironically, I'm p sure being on yt will get this seen by more ppl. 12 mil vid views and 3 mil subscribers. Which, numbers aren't everything, I respect the mans more for correcting himself and updating himself, but that's a helluva lot of ppl

[@bigharp0949]

Used to dive and snorkel off the west coast of Oahu Hawaii bk in 2019-2021. Saw countless numbers of species of fish and all manner of things I couldn’t describe. Had a few close encounters with some tiger sharks. I’m thankful to be alive. The ocean is another awe-inspiring world that I believe as humans, we will never fully understand.

[@brandzsot227]

"Those arms can be 90% of their body length and they hold it at a 90-degree angle which makes violation against nature look like it's T-posing" Bin Fin Squid: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@CasualCat64]

THAT IS THE BIG FIN SQUID

[@WoodlouseChucker]

One word: Anteaters

[@WoodlouseChucker]

@@CasualCat64 *B I N F I N S Q U I D*

[@CasualCat64]

@@WoodlouseChucker who’s your favorite Spider-Man

[@WoodlouseChucker]

@@CasualCat64 idk

[@ErwinSmith001]

"And he may not be an angel but he'll turn you into one" Man is spittin facts

[@mooshochan9054]

I saw you on another video like 2 mins ago-

[@justadudette3843]

I think it’s a good thing u never saw the ocean commander

[@miriumsenpai]

Lol how did that rock feel when it fell from heaven?

[@pops3326]

i would turn into a demon instead

[@kikyoflowerz]

(I’m just trying to get u to the top XD)

[@LasagnaQueen]

This is educative and funny as hell. You won a subscriber. Well spoken, funny, and you talk about the ocean. +1!

[@dancxjo]

This guy is the next generation of science communication! Can't stop watching

[@stupidthefish1979]

The saying “There’s always a bigger fish” was not a joke. It was NOT a joke.

[@madmax196]

Srry if this irrelevant but I shot a big stone fish while spearfishing tasted so good

[@stupidthefish1979]

@@madmax196 So that’s what happened to Kenneth

[@madmax196]

@@stupidthefish1979 dunno 🤷‍♂️

[@goodday2826]

plot twist stupid the fish is the bigger fish

[@dustbutwithadifferentpfp3656]

Pirate people and cruise:sea monster! That one expert:it's a whale p3nis All of them again:whale p3nis run! Whale and the expert:are we are joke to you?

[@nickdavidelijah]

“Australia is a national treasure and also Satan’s jungle gym.” aussie here and can confirm it’s true 🤣

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

I just read about the Gympie gympie, a plant with venomous stingers that can float through the air and cause excruciating pain that lasts for years.. How you people have survived in that hellscape is beyond me

[@nickdavidelijah]

@@carmengogeidnas9670 LMAO never heard or seen of that one 🤣😂 but yes it’s dangerous definitely do not come here

[@knowledgeispower9724]

@@nickdavidelijah Australia isnt real

[@knowledgeispower9724]

@@nickdavidelijah lmaoo have you heard of that theory

[@PK-Radio]

How can australia be a national treasure if it's already a nation

[@tickets23]

" As technology advances, we might learn more about this, which isn't a good thing they need to stay in hell." OMG I was dying of laughter at how true this statement was!!!!😂😂😂

[@genygirl]

Lol I was looking for this comment 😅

[@mialuck13ss]

It’s the calming Clair de lune while he increases my thalassophobia for me😂

[@eliza243]

“They can swallow at least half a million calories” Same 😔

[@naomioliveira4895]

I started looking for a comment like this after he told us that. Was not disappointed

[@foreigndrank459]

Gotta eat them calories to get BIGG 🏋️‍♂️

[@GeckyWecky]

Oof

[@trillkhi1943]

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[@foreigndrank459]

@@trillkhi1943 fuck outta here with your weak ass vlog

[@trevorsloughter7265]

As a marine ecologist I have to endorse this message: The ocean is terrifying.

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Honestly (story time, btw), I use to think that the ocean was neat. It is neat, but in my elementary days, I was forcing myself to a point where I should like everything about it. Criticisms were not neglected though. That's not exactly a bad thing (the "liking" part, but the "forcing" definitely is), but I got an underlying feeling that there was and is something ominous in there waiting. Unsurprisingly, my young nerves turned out to be right. Terribly sorry I doubted myself as a kid lol. Finally, I previously wanted to be a marine biologist, but now, being a geologist seem more interesting and fitting for me instead.

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

The danger makes it cooler

[@fantasmaghoulical]

@@MissSchnickfitzel no, the possibility of mermaids, selkies, etc. make it cooler

[@notreally1203]

@@fantasmaghoulical “possibilities” is a loose term for it since there’s next to no chance

[@BLU-ky6bn]

@@notreally1203 we know next to nothing about our ocean, any and everything is possible about it

[@logan9fingers722]

I've never agreed with a headline to a clip more in my life😂😂😂

[@ruc.2056]

I'm so sorry about manta rays being so wholesome because I'm absolutelly terrified of them. Seeing the footage of those two jumping sent shivers down my spine.

[@Gyrfalcon312]

I'd be nervous if one approached, for sure.

[@LongLostInideQueen]

LOLLLL

[@TheGamerClown]

That title is hilarious and relatable I almost drowned at the beach with my mom, dad and two sisters will never go in the water again

[@noyou131]

@@homelesspope3615 so some shark can mistook you as a seal floating.. Nah I’m good chief 😭

[@buddybirb2266]

Me: cannot swim nor know how to Also me: wants to go to the beach/lake

[@JohnWick-stardawg]

Same happened to me. We ditched school one day and went to the beach drinking. I ran into the water and got crushed by a wave, and a girl who was with us saved me.

[@Picmanreborn]

The water realizing it doesn't matter because it can still come to you: 😈🤙🏾

[@gordonfreeman5614]

@@buddybirb2266 It's not hard. You could teach yourself in a few hours probably.

[@Klaxosapien_Minecraftian]

“He may not be an angel, but he’ll turn you into one,” not gonna lie, that one had me cracking up laughing!

[@Dbarr311]

No1 gives a fck!

[@Dbarr311]

Your a clown kid!

[@moonshineaudios5740]

I swear mans so funny 😭

[@LeslieEakle]

@@Dbarr311 your the whole circus 🎪 🤡

[@Dbarr311]

@ahegao megumin yup

[@thundersquid5715]

Perfect balance of facts, jokes, images and pace. Dopeass channel 👍💪

[@TheLastChickenWing]

your delivery is great, lmao. keep it up! Id like more of this delicious intellectual sarcasm! The laughter makes the science stick!

[@saiyanc137]

Me before the video: I mean I know the ocean is scary but.... throating a cactus? Me after the video: Aye, where dat cactus?

[@brandzsot227]

underrated comment 🤣🤣

[@youtube_sns918]

Understandable have a nice day

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Yeah the ocean is scary but who tf would throat a cactus

[@landroverrangeroversporths2569]

I be giving it the super sucker sonic glock-glock 9000

[@tinybrained475]

Pass it over once you're done

[@joaopedroauriemo]

I've had the chance to scuba dive with manta rays before. It was a transcendent experience. It's like they know you're down there to have fun and put on a show for you. Such beautiful animals.

[@taskreloaded7263]

But did you get to ride one by hanging on it's back maybe ride a few waves?

[@joaopedroauriemo]

@@taskreloaded7263 unfortunately no

[@shrock9241]

Que foda

[@joaopedroauriemo]

@@shrock9241 Foi foda mesmo

[@HiThere-fc6pi]

What country did u do it in?

[@gillianespinoza3652]

I laugh so hard every time I watch your videos, and I learn so much at the same time. 😂😂😂 please keep ‘em coming

[@SMSREDD]

I absolutely love your content and I am happy your channel was recommended to me‼️😌✨

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

The weirdest thing about swimming in the ocean is thinking all of these horrors are directly under you...

[@king-fool]

But most of them can't/won't reach you

[@agggagagagyrururu]

@@king-fool it’s just the thought of them being under you

[@azeyd7317]

​@@agggagagagyrururu And you know...some people can't swim so

[@Bullkingcobra]

@@azeyd7317 like me?

[@ves5932]

@@azeyd7317 blk ppl

[@julialawrence4853]

"There's a shark in this picture and he may not be an angel but he'll turn you into one" I am on the FLOOR

[@joshualawrance7135]

So is the shark

[@nickl7544]

@@joshualawrance7135 tell me why I was just about to comment this 😂

[@officialchickenn]

@@nickl7544 😂😂

[@antonsteroids2529]

Wobbagone shark is what was on the floor. It’s harmless like the other sharks in this video

[@dajourwilliams6402]

Bars

[@E-102GammaMKII]

0:00 - Bigfin Squid 0:56 - Disturbing Whale Facts 2:28 - Stone Fish 3:27 - Cone Snail 4:26 - Angel Shark 5:10 - Manta Ray 6:08 - Hippopotamus 7:01 - Kookaburra

[@Viktoria_The_Chaos_Bird]

Ty

[@zentoxeon1818]

0:56 whats the songs name?

[@eelwithheels]

Dunni watcha talkin bout. The ocean is incredible!! Doesn't it make you all giddy and excited inside to know that we've only just discovered such a small portion of it? The amount of things that could be there gets me so happy

[@ifrmics]

whenever he says “don't worry, it gets worse” i feel calm than i should be lol

[@V0IDFANGZ]

this is off topic but i love your profile pic

[@Charism6969]

@@V0IDFANGZ me too :)

[@V0IDFANGZ]

@Dotaro Kudo YEEAAHHH

[@catherder4747]

I just discoverd your channel and immediately subscribed. Your videos are fantastic! Informative and entertaining.

[@MirandatoMouric]

You are the funniest person to go to for animal facts. Even the titles make me laugh uncontrollably.

[@formerevolutionist]

"Satan's Jungle Gym" An accurate description of Australian nature.

[@ysq2722]

FIJI !

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

Former evolutionist? Wow, that’s the worst creationist propaganda I’ve ever seen for a username lmao.

[@ivyleague3224]

I was watching the Military channel and a Nam Veteran made the comment that Vietnam is a bug infested hell hole but its no Australia

[@silentxwxlf]

@Ahmed Malaki spider rain

[@staffydutch8820]

@@ivyleague3224 if you actually came here you would know the beauty of the native birds, possums, kangaroos ect. Not just the rare deadly spiders

[@receecup9082]

The look of fear on that man’s face with a Dolphin behind him is scary asf.

[@carlosperalta1714]

Mr. Dolphin always gets what he wants 😈😂

[@zachburskey8868]

Yall making jokes but you never heard of the Dolphin rape cave.

[@marisrose9269]

4:08 SNAIL GOOSE!!

[@McFlurrArtt]

@@zachburskey8868 I looked it up and, i wish i never did.

[@pokaay3163]

Spare timestamp please 🤲

[@andrewfossatti4937]

I can’t stand how hilarious he is! Subtle statements made in humor that hit you 2 seconds later😂

[@shellwilliams6306]

Love this dude!😂 Keep making videos!

[@senn5034]

"They don't have to be underwater to put you underground." Damn

[@rogerbrownlee93]

🤣🤣

[@yasirkareem4392]

1k likes and only 2 replies😕

[@ilan4605]

@@yasirkareem4392 3 now

[@pickle_chin4382]

@@ilan4605 4 now

[@cthulhubop8293]

@@pickle_chin4382 5 now

[@JBX9001]

I just love how in between all these strange and terrifying facts about sea creatures, there’s a couple of facts showing that manta rays are possibly the most wholesome fish of all time!

[@user-wb2hn5hg8d]

I now want to meet a manta ray mabye them ill actually be ok with going in the ocean like a normal human

[@addictedtoRS]

Just don't confuse them with sting rays or you'll end up like poor ol' Steve

[@buklau837]

@@addictedtoRS It’ll be kinda hard to mistake a stingray for a Manta

[@addictedtoRS]

@@buklau837 Not really to someone who's never seen both.

[@buklau837]

@@addictedtoRS Bruh. Ones bigger and they other has a deadly venomous barb

[@5ive_God_trizzy]

Bro yu makin learning fun love yo channel my g

[@kevinpeterson8821]

This is easily my new favorite channel

[@kekero540]

This guy has so many ways to say “you died” I have ever heard.

[@malcolmjenkins3585]

"Activate your life insurance"

[@misci26]

@@malcolmjenkins3585 "connect to God's wifi"

[@danytwos]

@@misci26 ''It doesn't have to be underwater to put you underground''

[@kittykunoichi9798]

"He may not be an angel, but he'll turn you into one"

[@viivv6230]

“remove yourself from the census”

[@yharr3789]

About that t-posing squid thing... Imagine you've been trapped by a tentacle at the bottom of the ocean, you have no idea where the creature that the tentacle belongs to even is. You try and escape but you aren't strong enough to break the suckers. The last thing you see as you are dragged toward your death? A squid asserting his dominance

[@ACertainCow]

Underrated comment

[@mangowastaken-]

I T-pose when walking

[@cloak8376]

counter it by t-posing too, show 'em who's in the top of the food chain (not really)

[@Canine-playground]

I mean, that's how I wanna go out

[@Eclipse_10]

I wonder what would happen if you cut the tentacles of or could you hit it in the head kill!ng it or knocking it out. Can you touch it or is it poisonous? Many questions.

[@DustyWizard420]

Ok so you just got a new subscriber because this content is interesting, funny and just overall entertaining. Keep up the good work.

[@vermillionwarrior3968]

Okay. New favorite channel. 😂

[@yoboikamil525]

this dude has the most creative ways of saying "you're gonna die"

[@andresvazquez1259]

He do tho

[@mangostiin]

@Ilovewolfs 🐺❤ I mean it’s educational, but I get why you don’t like it

[@RandomPerson-ui3xv]

@Ilovewolfs 🐺❤ you'll understand if you have a better sense of humor

[@Qo0_0]

🕴😎

[@eqitiqe3714]

@Ilovewolfs 🐺❤ immature :|

[@SKtheGREAT]

Personally I've always had a rational fear of the sea because we know 0 about anything bro

[@andyviliani6931]

I wouldn't go underwater in the middle of the ocean but I still love to go in the coast. Would you?

[@SKtheGREAT]

@@andyviliani6931 I wouldnt deep dive in the middle, way too much is unknown about it, and we dont exactly have the research to create a surefire way to learn ya know

[@Reqorks]

0 things is a bit much

[@_baki-hanma_]

I mean we now about 25 percent but yea I would never go somewhere deep

[@SKtheGREAT]

@@_baki-hanma_ 25% sounds about right tbh

[@phantomwolf3300]

I really enjoyed that, thank you from Australia 🇦🇺. X

[@candydavis4032]

Duds got jokes for real for real😂😂

[@norliegh]

"try not to die and become a snapchat memory" MY MAN SPITTIN FACTS

[@minana2785]

Lol

[@burgermuncherzzz]

LMFAO

[@dominiccollie4453]

One thing this video made me realize, is that as much as I like Australia, I'm gonna be on my guard the whole time I'm there for VACATION.

[@straypaper]

If you're not keen on watching for things above, I'd advise you to avoid the shades in case a drop bear got the jump on you. Without the shade, you'd be exposed to the sun and dive bombing magpies however, so it's best that you wear a hat because a bruise is better than an open wound. When you're out with the homies, a good rule of thumb is that if it sounds stupid, it probably is. Especially if it involves dark holes, size notwithstanding, or suspicious bodies of water you can't see the bottom of. If you keep to the sidewalk or anything close to civilization, you should be fine for the most time. If you're the adventurous type, just make sure you have access to the ER and have a company to take a picture of the jellyfish/scorpion/spider/snake that bit you to increase your chance of survival. Oh and it goes without saying to make sure you both don't get stung at the same time at the very least. Have fun on your vacation!

[@dominiccollie4453]

@@straypaper Hey I appreciate this man. I'll try and remember these if I'm actually going there one day.

[@Thepinkxx]

Don’t go

[@TvConfusionn]

@Riley D the spiders though

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

@Riley D Excluding humans on humans crime, Australia is still definitively more dangerous than just about anywhere else in the world. I live in the south of Quebec, near Ottawa, and the most dangerous animal you'll encounter here is the black bear, who are rarely aggressive and that's even more true of those in this region, because they are used to humans.

[@user-vk7cp1op9p]

You can look forward to being even more famous! You are thoroughly absorbing as you frighten your listeners to death! You are excellent at using your voice!

[@RxS100]

Brilliant! Best laugh I’ve had all day 😂

[@picsmics4]

This man can write volumes of thesaurus on just the various ways to say 'you gun die'

[@possums154]

For real

[@qzaomarjlol6043]

"But don't worry," Oh thank goodne- "It gets worse." *OH MY GOODNESS*

[@dr.savage264]

My reaction as well

[@vulsion9761]

"It always gets worse"

[@cffeebba7515]

Eeeee I was scared I thought I was saved!!

[@funkyfriedalien4566]

Lol

[@fredericchopin2441]

Is that a cute girl joke?

[@MikeMcConnell3]

I really like this guy man keep up the good work

[@shanellemurrey9300]

Stonefish have pretty much single-handedly made me no longer want to go in the ocean. Ever since I learned that some were I think found in Cornwall, I have basically never stepped foot in the sea lol

[@joshuaroland7332]

At this point even the fbi is scared to look through his search history.

[@CJMapping]

*”longest whale penis”*

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

Advertiser: “we have to use WHAT words to target him?”

[@davitdavid7165]

@@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 idk animal fact bait will work on him. With how much ridiculous stuff he has seen, if he does not recognise something, he would fall for it.

[@inkfernado9114]

This dude: *proceeds to look up female hyena penises*

[@Du-Masses]

As my oceanography professor said “when you enter the ocean, you enter the food chain…and you’re no longer on the top.” PS: so cool hearing everyone’s responses. I prefer staying on the boat 🚤 and watching the sea monsters from afar. Edit: A couple people have asked but I don’t remember his name; he was a surfer and professor at UC Santa Cruz waaaaayy back in last last century. He would also love showing “before and after” slide shows of rich people who built their homes on sand dunes. 😀

[@Alex-pd6xt]

give me a spear gun and I'll turn anything that isn't an orca into a hashtag.

[@testerwulf3357]

@@Alex-pd6xt You still aren’t on top then, and orca will mess you up!

[@Alex-pd6xt]

@@testerwulf3357 if I jump in the water sure. But overall we body orcas when we feel like it. 🤨 I respect orcas because they’re intelligent but we can make them extinct if we wanted to.

[@tdoyr2119]

@@Alex-pd6xt We literally lost a war on emus

[@Sarissa99]

@@Alex-pd6xt any big shark will probably not be stopped by a speargun, and will proceed to..

[@michaelraemisch1605]

I totally love your videos!!

[@stacykeys1302]

I love this young mans commentary. You learn while you laugh

[@ericinman9245]

I'm a Biology major and absolutely love this guy. The mix of science and dead pan humor is a riot.

[@JustinWayneDawg]

That’s why you’re a biology major and not the funny man.

[@ericinman9245]

@@JustinWayneDawg you're a bit of a d*** aren't you.

[@Xakaion]

@@ericinman9245 he is lol

[@dragonheart7901]

Really? Mushy I should show my biology teacher

[@winglessfairy564]

How’s it like living my dream career?!

[@donalddeluxe6407]

“This pink manta ray was founded on the Great Barrier Reef near Australia proving that the country is both a national treasure and satans jungle gym…” This one killed me!!!

[@eren34558]

Satan's jungle gym is now the best way to describe Australia

[@MushiePuppet17]

Yeah, for some reason the absurdity of calling a whole-ass country a "national treasure" really made me laugh 😂😂

[@fanachy7861]

Oh, we know our home is a hell hole.

[@ysq2722]

FIJI !

[@minecraftbasics8992]

@@eren34558 yes

[@tylergreen4843]

The fact they only caught juvenile big fin squids is scary, I can't imagine how horrifically large the adults could be. They might as well be the literal kraken themselves

[@Ronald-wr5qr]

This dude's narration skills are so dope!

[@alishabell284]

If info was presented in schools like this, kids would learn a lot more. I know I would have.

[@aiztoh]

yeap, We could learn alot more, but in our own way ofcs. Not everyone can listen while they are at class with people, some preferes to stay alone.

[@soccerkiller3]

It’s because schools are forced by the state to teach us tests so we can’t learn about cool shit like this. We have to learn the test because if we don’t do good on the test, we fail and if we fail, the school gets funding cuts. Thanks common core and standardized testing 👍🏻😂

[@womp47]

bro everyone would forget everything the next day lol this is such a bad way of learning

[@alishabell284]

@@womp47 I mean, sure, slow it down but present it with humor & relatable language? That would keep me engaged longer than dry, boring textbook lessons.

[@JaceEntertainment]

Truuuuuuu

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"That was the angel shark and it's the worst Call of Duty player you'll ever meet" Yup, a master camper

[@justaguywhozonesoutalot9328]

Hello again

[@l.4723]

Hmm I saw your brother on this other channel some guy with a mustache 🤔

[@shmeat9687]

sup

[@safinhh8312]

everywhere i go i see you

[@primisoda1400]

69420

[@kimsbutterflyeffect5842]

You’re hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 please keep posting lol

[@user_angelmum]

😂😂😂 the way you pronounced kookaburra was so cute

[@eternalzone9465]

"Meaning they don't have to be underwater to put you underground" I'm fking wheezing-

[@SnailBob3348]

and ''the only cure is try not to di3'' XD

[@696Productions]

Damn. Kids laugh at anything huh?

[@eternalzone9465]

@@696Productions Yup

[@05dal]

"But no worries. It gets worse. It always gets worse." Ah, very comforting.

[@serasvictoria4884]

Good advice, CG! I’ll always remember to throat a cactus before I go snorkeling from now on.

[@JAYTEAM187]

Bruuuhhh The title of the video had me dying. 😂 I feel the same way man.

[@NishimotoBricks]

The African homicide horse is the best name i could ever imagine

[@JoeAllenCarnivore]

Facts 🤣🤣🤣

[@frankieomega3140]

I died at that moment. My obituary will be in tomorrow's paper

[@azure8696]

🤣🤣🤣

[@specie44]

Another guy did one and called an aligator the American murder log

[@tonybriggs4462]

@@frankieomega3140 hoped you started printing shirts

[@Maddie-fx9qz]

"Proving that country is a national treasure and Satan's jungle gym" As someone who lives in Australia, I completely agree with this statement.

[@lyniebrown2575]

Must I say that is the most accurate thing I’ve heard today

[@parkrina303]

Same

[@Gr3mlin6]

Same

[@GeckyWecky]

Nothing’s truer

[@Macromental]

Dude. love your vids

[@Pluvillion]

“He may not be an angel but he’ll turn you into one” PRICELESS.

[@bloodgushbunny]

Ima start using that 😭

[@pyrielt]

Wrong, costs your life

[@M60gunner1971]

Nothing about this is impressive.

[@pyrielt]

@@M60gunner1971 actually it's a well-delivered line

[@Nighturz]

It's easy to impress some people.

[@ImadeUlook]

"remove yourself from the census" "connect to God's WiFi" "activate your life insurance policy" *LOL* 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@antoniamilton8413]

Within 2 hours 😂

[@AdamsBombin]

Seriously. How many ways can you say "you die"?

[@user-ex4cn5jo4k]

"these sharks could go from mannequin challenge to homicide... he may not be an angel but he may turn you into one " 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@alexanderwesthuis3486]

"But don't worry, it gets worse.."

[@beccaishername82]

Had me at the title, this is why I subscribe

[@sincerelyagenshinplayer4666]

“You had enough time for a puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away” had me wheezing 😂

[@StonedGossard_]

I stood on a stonefish when I was 10 years old and the pain rendered me unconscios after about 5 minutes, no matter what drugs I was given at the hospital the mind altering pain was ever present, they put me in a sort of coma where I was apparently asleep but I remember dreaming of nothing but the most horrific pain immersing my entire soul the entire time, I've snapped bones and ruptured a testicle since and nothing can compare to stonefish venom, even now I still (I'm now 30) get these twitches every now and then that are about 50% the level of the original pain that last half a second that happen 2 or 3 times with about 2 seconds between "pulses" at the old injury site and they leave me sweating and with a raised heartbeat for a few minutes, I also often dream about when it happened and the pain in the dream is like it's happening again, so that's fun

[@ohslimgoody]

Sorry to hear of the reoccurrence. Sending prayers

[@joshkooga7204]

With most fish venom..the most widely used traditional remedy is to find the nearest available human,and get the injury site peed on..

[@samuellinn]

@@joshkooga7204 That's completely bogus

[@joshkooga7204]

@@samuellinn hahaha..well,maybe..i mean,i can't cite any scientific papers,but it's worked for us islanders for a thousand years,so...

[@amberreed4443]

This is terrible to hear! How long did it take before you recovered originally?

[@AustinJASMR]

"Activate you life insurance in less than 2 hours." This guy has found more ways to say "It'll kill you." than avatar.

[@jxshuua_9]

“Puff puff pass away” 💀 💀

[@jxshuua_9]

“Connect you to God’s wifi” ✋🏽 😭

[@mathuravan2407]

“He’s already past tense”

[@cabbybrocolimania5297]

“He might not be an angel but could turn you into one.” 😂

[@13edgelord6]

"Not an angel but will turn u into one" 💀💀

[@luxaceyt]

i wish i could sub like 1k times in one time like this guy is amazing lol

[@OneManArmy_Sydac]

“Start Printing out Shirts 👕 cause you Finna be on one” Thats for your Obituary. Hahaha

[@Hannah-jw8do]

My biggest fear in life has always been being dropped in the middle of the ocean. I am terrified of the ocean. TERRIFIED. Nice to see a video like this by someone who gets it.

[@2DReanimation]

Then you should probably not look up the story of soldiers surviving for over a week in the middle of the ocean whilst sharks dismembered them.

[@Hannah-jw8do]

@@2DReanimation oh I know all about that s**t and it’s the very reason why I don’t trust anyone who says sharks aren’t maneaters!

[@kyleroman2744]

Every carnivore can become a man eater, if your edible then your in their menu, though at first they were just checking you out

[@HollowKnightReference]

@@Hannah-jw8do Then you might have a phobia cause that def ain't rational lol.

[@frozetti]

Feel ya bruh, same here. Even just deep waters, like neck deep is already giving panick. You so microscopic in the ocean and you have no idea what's looking at you from around/below😱

[@Alteori]

Ok I'll love this guy. He is literally spitting facts

[@haidrin9643]

Jokes is funnier then my life.

[@skeetsvar162]

And some people wondered why the ocean terrified me.

[@ryokunoko3158]

Hey I know you

[@oskarguntner5853]

Hood science

[@realXVI.]

The YCU is expanding (KZbinr cinematic universe)

[@fabianm1561]

Wow the video title crazy my g 😂😂😂

[@Hal_2189]

Love those greatest classics

[@maayatheperson9635]

If you haven't yet, here's an animal fact you should cover: This one is about how ants can sense when an ant dies by smelling the chemicals a dead ant releases. Then, the ant will drag the body to a dead body pile. Scientists have experimented on their responses to the chemicals by applying it to live ants. The result? The ants would drag the live ants to the dead body pile, or if they had the chemical, they would think they "died" and would go to the body pile and just sit there.

[@unholycrusader69]

This channel named AntsCanada covered it and yes, that poor ant did EXACTLY what you just said

[@-desertpackrat]

"huh I smell dead. Well, rules are rules..."

[@molchat139]

@@unholycrusader69 edgeworth pfp 👍👍

[@ArgentAlapin]

"He's not dead." "Yes he is!"

[@ozyisgoated]

200th like yay

[@CadanL]

as a kid i was legitimately afraid of stone fish despite not living anywhere near them - you never know - animals have been found in weirder places

[@Justintime8838]

I was afraid of Tsunami’s and I live in Arizona.

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

@@Justintime8838 i'm afraid of dolphins... i don't think they're very *dol-fun*

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

i was afraid of skeletons but gave up when i learned there was one in me

[@RG_Rizzy]

Yeah like up my ass

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

@@RG_Rizzy a man in washington state died after engaging in anal intercourse with a horse. that's one animal you hopefully won't find there.