Why I Deleted My Tinder

[@PouryaBigonah]

Waiting for the day Drew comes out with a 1600 page book titled " *How Crank that by Soulja boy relates to all our lives* "

[@allisonk.6182]

Okay same, but I also see you literally e v e r y w h e r e.

[@flormuerta9061]

I know it has nothing to do with anything but you are soooo handsome‼️

[@jasminebalboa3440]

Kiera K. Omg I thought I was the only one I literally see him E V E R Y W H E R E

[@allisonk.6182]

@@jasminebalboa3440 No not at all! It's so strange because in what feels like almost every video I watch he's ALWAYS there in the top of the comment section. Like w h a t is h a p p e n i n g

[@sherry1253]

This makes sense.....I will wait for the novel

[@vickydavis1943]

honestly the most unforgivable thing about this was cold-blooded snail murder RIP

[@shadow28565]

Vicky Davis right!

[@JabaPabaWaba]

Eh lol

[@sallll27]

He said on Twitter he only said it for comedic purposes.

[@jubjub4603]

im disgusted

[@natalierodrigues5430]

I'm glad someone said something...I love you drew doe

[@danielanthonyluke]

i refreshed the home page and i was suddenly blessed

[@MakaylaAustin]

Daniel O'Brien i could not have said it better myself

[@jajneksis9181]

Why the fuck is he not collabing with shane.. (dont at me)

[@folieadeux1]

asks a question, says dont at me 🤔

[@undeadgem]

Hahahaha So funny 🙄

[@jajneksis9181]

@@folieadeux1 haha so funny 🙄

[@graciegriffin5122]

i dont understand how one singular person can be THIS FUNNY

[@laurastarbrook1308]

And be single..and not posting at least every month😔l miss him

[@EmilyBarnett13]

I honestly preferred “Why me you” Can we keep that?

[@nonexistentfuture519]

I agree, loved “why me you”

[@bsbznumber1fan]

I know right? I liked why me you alot better

[@worm1335]

it sounds like why me u tho so he should definitely keep it

[@lokebrandon]

No

[@evilemily]

drew monson emilia fart 🤝 being told that they have a distinct smell

[@dylanjacksun]

Emily Anderson *brain expansion meme where max expandsion is making memes in the comments section*

[@loudgrape28]

Can the new intro just be 'Now watch me Dreeeeeeeeew- crack that Monson boy' pls

[@JustWhattaRuLookinAt]

“Why aren’t you an adult?” “Cuz my brain got frozen when I was 15.” *WHY IS THIS ME*

[@tara-a-c]

NeoGot MyBack same :,(

[@TheTaina1423]

same but when i was 4

[@lily-hp4ek]

It’s the opposite for Five. His body got frozen at age 15.

[@cadavher]

Ahhhhhh, I read this comment and he said it maybe 3 seconds after lol

[@laurastarbrook1308]

Saaame, inner child is thriving..thank god..love him

[@MrZZpokepokeaminue]

“Hi I made a mistake already” honestly me at any new situation.

[@ashley9534]

Faith Gooch literally

[@mariah013]

Niall Horan has a very strong presence in this video that I was not expecting

[@TheMickeyChronicals]

Mariah Perry you never do

[@cassielcruzchavolla809]

who is Niall Horan ? I only know Nee-al Horan

[@123shh4]

The way he keeps pronouncing it is stressful

[@hotcrunchycheeto]

right it was everything

[@sarahcastleberry786]

drew i'd literally watch you pay your taxes for 5 hours

[@jenniferjagodzinski1647]

bold of you to assume drew isn't a tax evasion king

[@miacarbone1479]

*k n e e a l l w h o r e a n* Thanks for like my guys

[@alliesmith7948]

Literally I read this as soon as he said it and I kinda got creeped out

[@airTRPN]

u looked for it because it was fckng hilarious

[@airTRPN]

subconsciously of course, to add some more creepiness 2 it

[@dedoubecool]

Sorry Drew but picturing you alone, sniffing your shoes and genuinely dry heaving... is _hilarious_ .

[@sonastysorude]

Conversations in cars are great because you don't have to keep staring the person directly in the eye. It can make things more comfortable, and I feel like there's a psychological effect that allows you to be more open.

[@ErikuDaidouji]

You are totally right, the fact that the seats face the same way takes a lot of pressure off :o

[@Mellovesdeep25]

Taylor E wow thats such a true statement

[@allstr8peopledeservetodie10]

Generic Name same lol I hate being near people it scares me and I literally have anxiety attacks and feel so stupid afterwards 😂

[@teasingxtoxplease]

this is actually proven to be true. It’s a tactic used to reconnect with a partner and was mentioned by a marriage counselor I watched on KZbin.

[@erinhemby1450]

I totally agree

[@JallabeeCD]

“i did it on purpose but.... rest in peace” HAHAHAHHA

[@angelcole01010]

“watch me DREWWWWW,,, Crank that Monson Boi” 🙏🏼 the lyrics I never knew I needed

[@brynnrenee123]

Drew. Once I was on a first date and after karaoke and drinks, that man drunkenly trapped himself in my bathroom (he was laying against the door and wouldn’t let me in) and proceeded to vomit all over my bathroom floor and he CRIED because he felt so bad 😂😂😂 HOWEVER.... That man and I have been married for 8 years now and have 2 beautiful kids. It doesn’t have to be a perfect date when you find the right person ☺️

[@claire1200]

That was a rollercoaster

[@sarahlove05]

Wait I’m still hung up on the fact that you did karaoke on a first date

[@karar.6475]

Yikes... 😅

[@znyznyzny]

what a twist

[@Timbit]

Bahaha that's hilarious

[@ailenmanfredi995]

Lowkey only youtuber that actually makes me laugh

[@Redrizzle1004]

Ailen Manfredi so random but sooo funny love him for that

[@znyznyzny]

@Queen Jay Kalra ew

[@BARBIE_VISION]

Can't relate

[@jamesward432]

Drew makes me wake up in the morning and feel happy tbh, his humour is just empowering

[@0p1um_kat]

He is the only reason I get up on the morning😂

[@laurastarbrook1308]

He makes me feel like I'm not alone in my life.. Of crazy things that happen.. If he wore socks, use shoe/foot deodorizer spray he'd be perfect 🤗😍 I wish he lived in Florida.. Why does everyone cool live far away?

[@jamesward432]

@@laurastarbrook1308 im in the uk and i deffo would like to meet Drew, he's helped me through the toughest times and i want to thank him

[@laurastarbrook1308]

Don't even know where he lives, I'm guessing he lives close to Shane?

[@Jessieee]

@@jamesward432 I'm in the uk too, we stan Drew!

[@LovelyMiss.circle3077]

“Your cycles are syncing up, JUST SAYING” 😂

[@karaolson4081]

I love how you explained you’ve been adjusting to new meds. 1) the explanation itself was well put “here’s a new brain, it’s gotta warm up but when it does, it’ll be great” but 2) the way you mentioned it, acknowledged it and moved on is awesome. That’s how we normalize getting help and taking care of ur self. Love love love it.

[@takeadeepbreathin]

Right!!!

[@Metaphysimals]

Kara Olson I loved it as well, he executed this perfectly. It should be normalized to get help and learning about mental health. He explained it perfectly, and he did not stay on the topic too long. He said what he needed to say then moved on. Plus he didn't say it in a way that would make anyone think he was crazy, or in a way to get pitty. I can not stand when people are like oh I have depression pitty me. Or i have Schizophrenia I'm a psycho path, be scared. Or I'm bipolar so I'm so crazy. Just no. Sorry this is long, I 100% agree with you on this.. I'm really sorry for making it long though. I hope you enjoy my comment though and agree as well 😊

[@genuinedelusionsmusic]

Amen!

[@TaylorTisdale]

I could literally listen to you talk for hours lol

[@kristandeak]

Taylor Tisdale me too. So much

[@christinev5089]

Right?! He can talk about anything and make it funny

[@spideywidey100da]

me too the video went too fast i was like oh shit its already done noooo

[@Cathee45]

we need a podcast

[@TaylorTisdale]

@@Cathee45 yes!!!

[@emriley4754]

“Because I was cursed by Niall Horan”

[@breeny09]

Em Riley KNEE ILL

[@pinkgyaru._.]

I dont get why Niall Horan lol

[@baylee2782]

I fold my clothes to your videos.

[@jilianchae]

Baylee Brooke I smoke and watch him lmao

[@redmeghixtape410]

Same

[@mooonlightluvv551]

The way he pronounced niall horan has me dead 😂💙

[@MaryJJones-ge7iz]

Araceli Aparicio same I had to be like- did he mean...

[@bunklysathe]

he done did my daddy niall like that💀😭💜💜

[@cecelialovescows]

I always think that the triangle bag in the background is made for carrying pizza around your neck. I always look at it and think about that.

[@chocoboasylum]

I think it's a cassette player, like a walkman, but I like your idea better

[@Paula-T]

I always look at it, too. ... ...

[@sweetheart.nikkilee430]

"Im slightly exaggerating for comedic effect, which is why you're on the floor rofling right now" i just actually cant with this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haydenhernandez2895]

I definitely ROFL’d.

[@maddiekraus5607]

Drew is actually me I love the way his thoughts progress so deeply on camera it’s an actual representation of me and my anxiety

[@m3ssym0ndayyt22]

*“i purposely stepped on a snail today”* im deadddd💀💀

[@esmieestrada8267]

So is the snail

[@NoOne-mn7so]

I can hear Garretts sadness from here.

[@kristenronyak2247]

He said on twitter that he didn't... it was just for humor and comedy😄

[@TheMusicrelease]

"Honey, it's not barbecue sauce" - line of the century

[@xflashdanielx4700]

"There I was. Barbecue sauce on my titties."

[@bunniemoon444]

Yes! Lol just came down here to say the same.

[@squid3020]

🤣🤣🤣

[@packetofcrispsanduptobed2201]

the most unforgivable thing about this is how you pronounced Niall Horan

[@lailarf3635]

She doesn't Even go here I’m confused, is it intentional or not? Haha

[@packetofcrispsanduptobed2201]

Moon Face I can’t tell ahah

[@divinempress8]

“Hi, i made a mistake already” ... MEEEEE

[@ToyKnives]

I’m always paranoid that I smell bad, so this is a literal nightmare come to life for me. You’re unbelievably strong for sharing this story lol

[@keylimekid6269]

"SOULJA BOY- I'm a little sick-" lmao

[@deniseremy4547]

My husband also has depression and sometimes struggles with personal hygiene. Now that you are aware of that in yourself, get new shoes, burn the old ones, and wear some dang socks! Keep those toes warm 🤗

[@catsforever4258]

It's okay Drew, I'm 25 and can't drive, either

[@macsears7181]

Cats Forever I’m 14 and I can drive

[@catsforever4258]

@@macsears7181 congratulations.

[@sakie07]

I’m 21 and I can’t drive either

[@maiac8406]

i’m 23 and can’t drive too!!! Got my permit again recently and am trying to work on it through practice though.. just so nerve racking. Anxiety + driving is a dangerous combo lol

[@TheStarfilledmoon]

I’m 26 and I can’t drive

[@emmacarroll413]

FIRST SHYLAND GETS ENGAGED AND NOW A DREW MONSON VIDEO??

[@MsLilyPickles]

Emma Carroll wait what

[@nexxen8]

IKR-

[@amberx3582]

YESSS

[@savannah5594]

Right?!

[@bennihaha87]

Emma Carroll ow we need Garret to bless us

[@ginaanderson6988]

You'll find your match despite your feet. My husband of 31 years managed to and his feet are the worst things I've smelled in my 52 years 😂

[@lazyhippie6139]

I was laughing so hard at "If you're anywhere and there's a smell, it's me."

[@Corrigan26]

don't be so hard on yourself depression is a hard thing to live with. One day at a time.

[@metalicrobot66]

this feels like an Old School Drew video and it makes me so happy. this binch has me ROFLing.

[@PouryaBigonah]

I know it wasn´t the point of this video but his explanation of medicine is the most spot on thing I´ve heard for a long time, it´s tied between that and the time someone told me I´ll never be able to run a mile without puking

[@rosenides6418]

👏👏👏

[@thisisavivistanaccount7866]

YES

[@rainyvogell]

drew is probably the best story teller alive

[@saraanne7914]

Omg yes!

[@jordanisbadnews]

That part about the "embarrassing moment button" was so relatable, I kind of laugh cried.

[@makenzie6351]

"Figure that out. Algebra II." Got me ROTFL We missed you. 😂

[@ALI-rk8xk]

“Let’s T9 tonight brother” 😂😂😂 Good ole T9

[@Rawrandstuff24]

that snail is going to haunt you forever now and ruin all your future tinder dates

[@Natuhlee09]

“Honey, it’s not barbecue sauce.” I died.

[@IrisMoon22]

*Knee-Al* *Whore-Anne* (Nial Horan) I'm cryyiinng 😂😂😂😂

[@Cody-im1il]

That one dislike is the person and the tinder date

[@possumloverr]

Cody probably

[@elronlushtail3666]

It's the old man who didn't smell after all.

[@nooneimportant4711]

And the snail

[@danyellx615]

Cody must be an accident

[@awfultaco42069]

okay but i never realize how much i miss Drew until he posts edit: holy shit i had no idea this comment got all these likes i just noticed thanks y’all damn lol

[@buttcheeksguy]

is he and shane still friends? :( i miss the days they would all hang out

[@itssadhours5057]

you and i are like my buttcheeks after all the shit that goes between us we always get back together they’re still friends but they don’t see each other often

[@adrian_hook]

I realize every day he doesn’t post 👀

[@kenichidc]

1000th like ^_^

[@user-wj5xc3ht1r]

I miss him everyday he doesn’t post

[@Suzosaki]

I saw a beautiful albino snail sitting on a rock at the top of my front steps. I sat down to enjoy it and accidentally hit the rock and the rock went spiraling down the concrete steps. I saw its mangled, crushed body and cried.

[@campnutella8810]

That’s so sad I’m so sorry :(

[@kingkongkoda]

Don’t be nervous that your videos aren’t ‘as good as we want it to be’ understand that it’s YOU we watch your videos for. You could just be sitting there and talking about how you feel or how your day went & we will still love & enjoy your content!! It’s not about WHAT you talk about it’s just about us watching YOU! look after yourself & don’t stress too much ☺️

[@Whoisthis408]

*WHERE AM I GONNA FIND ANOTHER GAY SNAIL?*

[@martian3115]

Everything you do is beautiful. Thanks for existing, Drew.

[@alaniglesias5661]

whenever Drew says he feels like his content isn’t good because he’s been away I shed a tear because it’s more a breath of fresh air when he returns, v good content, been deprived of it and now it’s back and I’m finally alive

[@empathysays]

Omg Drew. The depression gives you character-dysmorphia. This entire video was gold. You cannot ever stop being perfect. As your benevolent Stan, please believe-it’s you. Not how funny you are. Not how witty you can make your delivery. Everyone just likes you. Because you’re braver than most people are. Thank you for sharing yourself. I know I sound dramatic, but this world tends to crumble with how seriously it takes itself. And you take potential shame and turn it into light. Literally. I’m going to go cry and thank whoever runs the universe for all the beautiful people that endure feeling to deny the temptation of becoming numb. You’re so much more special than you think, Drew.

[@niloio]

exactly my thoughts.... i love drew how he is - he is one of a kind !

[@idontmindwell]

This is so true! I hope drew reads this comment 💜💜

[@ninananana]

Beautifully said!!! My thoughts exactly

[@Paula-T]

I love this comment 😍

[@skateranddancer]

Drew, I’m sorry you go through the depression shit too... but you are hilarious. Your delivery is on point. Don’t forget, most comedians have one or two 15-30 minute shows that they perform all year. It’s hard dealing with the pressure to push out content so much on KZbin. Your stuff is gold, it’s ok if you don’t put out a video every week. But we always love to see ya.

[@Alexandraincognito]

This is such a lovely comment. 💕

[@quinnydoll]

“Cause my brain got frozen when I was 15 cause I was cursed by Nial Horan”

[@sierracharlene94]

Omg same with the numbers. So many contacts. Literally talk to no one.

[@neat24]

Drew don't apologise for anything, I love hearing from you! Any video is always gonna be better than nothing.

[@beanythompson1460]

He better apologize to the dead snail

[@kcq9634]

DREW, I saw your video about going to therapy last month and I started the process the very next day. I had my first session yesterday and I'm so glad I went and that I'm on this path. I told a coworker about it and she told me today she scheduled an appointment with someone because of my experience ( DUDE YOU DID THAT) Currently at work watching this and another coworker stops me (mid laugh) and says " I LOVE HIM.. He's so funny!"-- I had to let you know you've made a positive impact on my life(and the lives of my peers) by being your authentic self and I fucking love you. - Another depressed millenial from the 209

[@dorothygriggs315]

I"m glad you are making a difference in people's lives. This is from your grandma.

[@MagicalToothpaste]

Dang. My dating profile is genuinely just me dressed up as every character from Scooby Doo. I did it as a joke but a lot of people were like 'hey cool cosplay' and I don't know how to react.

[@Metaphysimals]

Level 100 Master Of Disguise 👏👏

[@idontmindwell]

Bahahaha that sounds like something I’d do but also not know how to respond

[@patriciaholbrook6152]

I'd date you....

[@dangernoodle9961]

Do you have good Scooby Doo pickup lines? Because use them lol

[@mon-hally]

Lmao

[@savannahbugg]

I really enjoyed the video! I watched this while I packed a suitcase and it was nice. Like listening to a friend tell a story while you do something else and just listen.

[@pixieprincess]

This is such a sweet comment. :')

[@ltamha]

Never clicked so fast. You're awesome, Drew!

[@bambi.boopboop]

drew: uploads video my depression: vanished

[@JE-io9pi]

Honey its not barbecue sauce Its barbedrew sauce 😂😂

[@sahenry91]

My grandpa passed and your video was exactly what I needed. It’s been awhile since I laughed so thank you for your story, your jokes, and your energy.

[@oliviawalton5404]

Drew is the only KZbinr that can actually make me laugh out loud multiple times during a video.

[@hayley7166]

im so glad you're back!!

[@kathrynbuel3799]

Holy shit. So I just had a major surgery yesterday and all of my favorite people are uploading today! I'm so blessed. We all are. Crank that Monson boy! ❤️

[@apocalypse_jenn]

I hope your recovery goes well

[@evangeline77x]

Aw, I'm wishing you a successful, speedy recovery, sis!

[@kathrynbuel3799]

Thank you! ❤️❤️

[@taylormarchman3605]

We matched on tinder once a while back. I messaged you, "Drew!".. you never responded, and the match disappeared forever. I'm only a little salty about it.

[@MariJoseCat]

Is probably because he doesnt want to date somebody that would date him just because he is public figure.

[@amandaneilson7789]

Same

[@allidoiscry4119]

I can imagine how frustrating it is... "the universe are you saying I have a chance to date this person??" and then you're like "????"... No explanation. Are you sure it was him though.... Some people create fake tinder profiles to mess with girls...

[@katskye11]

@@allidoiscry4119 this ^^

[@kirstykorok]

my favorite compliment I got on a date was that I smelled good, even when I was anxiety sweating...biggest relief of my life. still always worried about it though, being a sweaty person is a hard life to live

[@lpsddtuff]

Bruh meeee 😂😂

[@caitlyn8931]

You’re a modern day philosopher. Watch me you

[@aeb-xp4vs]

When I watch your videos I feel like i'm chatting with like my best friend from back home. No holding back, no judgement only laughter and catching up on whatever dumb stuff we've done recently. LOVE THIS!

[@ChelseaBreathesAir]

I definitely agree with this!

[@niloio]

SAME!!!

[@puffradical]

yessss I love drew so much!

[@AFOMOM]

THIS WAS PERFECT. FELT JUST LIKE OLD YOU BUT FRESHER

[@CaptainCherry69420]

Exactly!

[@crunchevo8974]

It's the feet

[@PastelTyrant]

*that lil cactus on your beanie is almost as cute as you* 🌵💛

[@olivias2414]

PastelTyrant omg why did I think it was the top of a carrot

[@jazminm1685]

I thought it was a pineapple lol

[@Chelseaness09]

Olivia S I thought it was a carrot too!

[@poi6049]

I thought it was a pineapple.lol😁

[@SuperNovaGirl90]

I laughed so hard when you called yourself a "smelly boy", I choked on my own saliva!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@breebree2842]

Oh goodness lol I laughed so much. 😂😂 I missed you Drew. I'm so glad to see you back and can't wait for your next video!!!

[@rebekahrain4158]

My whole 27 years of living and I just found this man WHYYY 😂😍

[@kellywiggle1]

DREW, I no joke C R I E D with laughter watching this. you're hilarious. easily one of my favourite videos you've ever posted.

[@ltamha]

Oh, Drew, thank you for always managing to make me smile through my mental health issues. Your are so relatable and open and it's beautiful and rare. Stay cool, stay safe man.

[@witchchloe]

watching Drew’s videos the past few years have brought me so much joy and comfort when I’ve been a sad blob

[@studyofgaming9707]

Drew! The secret is baby powder. Put it in your shoes before you wear them!!

[@samanthan9141]

Ive been going through the worst depression of my life. I needed this today. I laughed today. HARD. Thank you.

[@JOETHEPOTATOE]

Samantha N you’re amazing, keep trucking on love!

[@kzuruo8257]

"let's t9 tonight brother" CRYING

[@meversusthesea]

facial hair looks so good on you drew!!

[@SugarMagnolia18363]

"Which means I smell like my turtle" 😂

[@makaylakuss520]

This literally reminded me that I need to bathe myself because I haven't been doing so due to my depression. Thanks bro 👌.

[@Kim-id4ce]

"Now watch me Drewww, crank that Monson boy." I never knew how much I needed this sentence to exsist 😂😂 Edit: Actually Drew is just a quotable person. I just need Drew Monson to exsist.

[@znyznyzny]

crank that Mormon boi

[@korrine888]

Exist

[@Kim-id4ce]

@@korrine888 😂

[@Kim-id4ce]

@@znyznyzny ahh thanks, i thought it was Monson!

[@2645-t8o]

Kim Squier that should be his new intro😂😂

[@megandoherty2339]

"cuz my brain got frozen when i was fifteen" -relatable

[@hannahbanana8393]

drew we love all your content. collab with soulja boy?

[@shelgd2995]

LOL

[@BasicStuff95]

I should blame everything on Niall Horan 😂

[@Ks-hf9cw]

why did he pronounce niall’s name like that 💀💀 neeAl horan

[@Bubblegum4729]

I know I almost spit out my food 😂

[@andreagrossett5693]

Comedy

[@andreamovi6780]

I’m sad to admit that before seeing your comment I pronounced it the same way tbh

[@adrian_hook]

I’m starting a petition for Drew to open a P.O. box so we can send him socks. Comment below to sign lol

[@LOLXD-gn9ej]

UMICL signed

[@saratobolski719]

Yesss

[@erinnielsen5423]

Agreed

[@Alexa-ni2ro]

alexa🕺🏽

[@Emma-wq8lf]

yessess

[@pommeblossom]

“Who would have such a smell lurking around their body? Anyone with that type of stench on them is a loser and deserves to die!” I literally scream laughed. I love you, Drew.

[@loganfoxx6773]

Drew: I purposely stepped on a snail today, sorry not sorry! Everyone Else: Omg wtf

[@ayaonora]

either way.... omg wtf

[@blaisebautista630]

I'm like omg, i'm gonna unsubscribe if he will say that he's not joking

[@Stoneyghostboy]

Could you imagin being a snail and watching this 😭

[@Redrizzle1004]

Matt omg wtf did you just say lol

[@sickostix]

@@Stoneyghostboy my snails literally are watching this 😭😭😭

[@mariam786]

*now watch me DREWWWWWW crank dat Monson boyyy*

[@horseloverforever157]

"Hi! I made a mistake already!" I felt that in my soul

[@breeny09]

The Soulja boy intro is the most vital thing keeping me alive