Why I hate Twitch

I'm about to have a mental breakdown if you guys don't make me a big youtuber in the next few days LOL

[@zedxcu]

Twitch's existance proves that NPCs do exist in real life

[@go1d742]

Elaborate

[@topkek7587]

@Mr I npc?

[@tobyadog]

honestly. ^ keep this thought in the back of your mind for 5 months while you live your life, then tell me that you haven't found a couple reasons for believing in solipsism

[@cryonim]

@Mr I "No you shouldnt critiscize , go help" bruh this aint dalai lama.com

[@ur_stepbro8035]

@@topkek7587 something along the lines of Non Playable Character basically a.i

[@melanieh179]

Ibz is legit " I hate everything " right now. You can't change my mind

[@ibz]

I'm going through a rough time rn, I'm going back to wholesome videos after this for a while I promise

[@melanieh179]

@@ibz hope you get better!

[@hish33p32]

: )

[@KeeteleKeet]

@@ibz Hey man I KNOW that i`m LATE but..... big KISS from me homie! hope thing are MEGA fine right now.

[@scanbbb]

@@KeeteleKeet same

[@Valuwutine]

most underrated channel tbh

[@uruburus5203]

aand that's probably because he's got his own sense of character and not going with the braindead flock of mainstream bullshit...

[@myra1222]

Uruburus “I got a dick in my asshole that’s so pogchamp” is where I lost it

[@Juicydoink]

Simp

[@sleazyyeezy2238]

JuicyDoink oh boy a *rare* 12 year old

[@Dmcc1942]

Ahem *foekoe*

[@odajakbot4082]

i always wanted to start a KZbin channel , my content would be similar to IBZ but seeing how this kind of channels get no growth or revenue discouraged me from doing so , this world is so unfair

[@ibz]

just do it pussy

[@archivez101]

Oda Jakbot lol same

[@odajakbot4082]

@@ibz am afraid i would be called an ibz clone

[@brainman67]

Bro as long as you put your own twist on it you are good look at filthy Frank channels most suck

[@youngmetro3times849]

ibz Ehrenmann

[@thecattermat]

when you dress up as a barcode working at foot locker for 20 hours so you can get 15 seconds of attention with a donation to an egirl

[@lissobone7635]

Pornhub comments are literally: Non-toxic; Smart.

[@sickfingers8792]

You are not wrong I saw some guy give CONSTRUCTUVE CRITISISM on one that I found

[@sickfingers8792]

@Zenki X yea but community's have those people

[@sickfingers8792]

@Zenki X exactly just like youtube...

[@The-zf1ed]

But those "non-toxic and smart comments" Are supporting children trafficking

[@sickfingers8792]

@@The-zf1ed w h a t

[@JimGains]

This has aged like a fine wine lmfao

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

@@swordman-ci8ry no

[@esqueletomatadordeotakus4119]

What happened?

[@-nikifor-1546]

@@esqueletomatadordeotakus4119 everything else said in the video still stands for 2021

[@esqueletomatadordeotakus4119]

@@-nikifor-1546 oh, ok

[@user-vr2nq1yd2o]

@OriginalFake sthu lol

[@greasemaster7417]

Some people just might enjoy watching streams for several hours, or maybe not, I don’t know, I don’t watch them.

[@thecountercounter9127]

Nice save.

[@bungiecrimes7247]

I do enjoy my favorite KZbinr pausing to shout 100 losers who have gifted 50 subs to other losers

[@potsy5263]

I actually enjoy them and it was way longer than 3 hours.

[@TheTGOAC]

Yeah people have autism that's true

[@Number_27]

Twitch chat can't even be called chat, it's just a bunch of random people spamming the same 2 emotes or words over and over again

[@xpiredration1387]

Lets call it "Autistic Pit"

[@agamersinsanity]

that's why i follow smaller channels

[@youtubesucks3882]

POG

[@Lolp821]

People being predominately children and childish adults. The times I see twitch chat from the one single streamer I watch from time to time, is just...depressing.

[@bluefenix1457]

@@Lolp821 Twitch chat fucking disgusts me. They spam emotes, they always write IN CAPS so that the streamer notices them (which almost never happens) and they repeat E-VERY-THING the streamer says

[@TheRioJesus]

2:20 YO WTF THAT GUY’S CHOKING HIS CHICKEN

[@testament4785]

XD

[@bettertelevision968]

loool

[@rafanana0077]

._.

[@defox5019]

Nah that chicken dont make sound

[@junkyyard2273]

Beating his meat

[@GabrielTobing]

3 years later... Man, this has aged so very well. So well indeed.

[@a_tasty_melon]

I like how when he said e girl, he showed a picture of pokimane

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Lol truth

[@imjonathan6745]

Well she's the most popular woman streamer in that platform

[@j.g.8046]

This video aged well

[@catitopurrito7184]

"what you could do in those 3 hours instead of watching a twitch streamer?" *you could be playing the game yourself* finnaly someone who thinks that way, you just gained a subscriber !!

[@Jose_Doe]

@@TechnicalOveride nah I only watch streamers when I can't play the game other than that if I can play then I will

[@catitopurrito7184]

@@Jose_Doe then its alright

[@CANADAKRUSH1]

TechnicalOveride When your personality is thanking people for money

[@bronzeivpro]

Catito Purrito you sound like a boomer

[@64bitmodels66]

@@catitopurrito7184 have you ever heard of the concept of "i dont have money, so i guess i'll have to watch the game instead of play it" it's actually a very common concept

[@Darachu]

I barely watch twitch, but when I do I'm just doing something else while listening to it in the background.

[@ag3nt962]

Same

[@mr_jimmmmmmm]

I watch twitch but only to chat with small streamers

[@mshark8246]

i feel like ibz is the last brain cell that is keeping you're sanity together

[@RComet]

your*

[@OraOraOraOraMudaMudaMudaMuda]

our*

[@trust-me-im-vik]

everybody's*

[@hrushikesh8333]

Thank you for educating us bro.. What you're doing, is the real deal. Love your content.

[@Lolp821]

Surely you'd know this about twitch anyway without this video lol

[@ryotasekai]

The rare ones are streams with 5-10 people. It's just more better as they have higher chances of getting recognized. It's very poggers to support small streamers + they actually recognize you.

[@peanutbutter368]

Ok

[@prosack2585]

7:43 the best username to ever be created

[@k-la-k6828]

That wife’s mad tweet made me think we really have failed as a species

[@carpet163]

The only time a twitch stream is acceptable when it's Vinesauce or Jerma. Especially Joel

[@satan1841]

Saltydkdan is on that list

[@frenchfry4017]

Not even then bro. Not even then.

[@djswagmann]

At least they have youtubes

[@imjonathan6745]

People are weird. Imagine paying someone in the internet just for them to say/mention your fake name in one platform.

[@cloudstrifedelivery2653]

That’s how desperate people are for Amy kind of social acknowledgment

[@Bighomie39]

Look, something that confuses me about Twitch is that the best streams are always the ones that don't feel like a Twitch stream. Like watching some dude stream Run 3 while there's constant airplane noise in the background. Like seriously most big streamers aren't interesting at all

[@Axl4325]

Only streamer I´ve ever watched for more than 15 seconds is Pestily. Amazing player, funny, does giveaways on special occasions, not toxic at all, and even then I normally watch his KZbin channel instead of the streams because I like the highlights more. Most streamers just aren´t fun to watch

[@Ibrahimovic4life]

2:00 dismantling the angry simp mob, before he can come xD my man is playing 5d chess here

[@rena1977]

I‘m a simple man, I see Ibz and press like.

[@darksoulsismycity]

I'm a simple man, i see a simple man pressing like and press like

[@slydug7567]

No u

[@PomadaGaming]

Shit i am a simple man too,i see anime girl on pfp,i get an urge to vomit

[@Evildoer400]

Perfect example of simps on twitch

[@murderlesson101]

I used to watch tarkov early in the morning while i was spending time struggling to wake up, im 21 now, so im too grown up for that shit now 😢

[@gamingbraaa7698]

I legit started watching twitch when I was 12, as soon as I turned 13 I stopped. Now I sometimes look back at the channels I used to watch all those years ago and its a little nostalgic...

[@malphite8797]

I've seen some weirdo donating 10000pln (around 2500 dollars) to a girl with tons of tape on her face that he never met. He is literally paying her for sitting in front of camera and breathing. The heck is wrong with you people?

[@MyleSkits]

this vido aged like a fine wine

[@freetoknow4739]

You have my vote for the next year elections

[@oneroushorse]

Who’s watching this after the 2023 updates (artistic nudity 💀)

[@garrybug907]

I quit twitch last year, im starting to stream on youtube soon

[@patrickkloiber741]

@Random Guy im about to lough so hard m8

[@maximany9506]

@Random Guy ironic coming from someone named random guy

[@wigglyworm6645]

its not any better

[@iiReTr0Z]

@Just Some Alien With Internet Access Get a job instead of shitting on people while doing nothing

[@gluurb7089]

What’d he say

[@reybar365_]

I like how raw and down to earth ibz is. Keep up the great work mate

[@Burenyuu-b5v]

Twitch is a site where 12 year old kids watch narcissist talk about themselves for hours.

[@ZFAIRGENTLEMAN]

3:04 *NO* *i'm with the science team!*

[@Hulk007]

Man I searched on youtube to find this content, THANK YOU. Thats how I felt, at least I’m not alone now. I find twitch is made for streamers to find it useful and they suck the blood out of viewers to benefit themselves, nothing real about it. Its a joke site made for kids.

[@xoslasher-_--5786]

ibz is the hero we never knew we wanted but always needed

[@idontlikethis980]

I feel like I'm a bit to old for commenting on here but the reason why I like watching twitch is because I like watching art streams and video games with humor when I have spare time

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Love your P-Body profile pic

[@TheRealArtDoctor]

Twitch feels like instead of having fun with a streamer it feels like you are watching someone else have fun and you celebrate what they do with actual money and you get called weird for wanting to be friends with human being that's hosting an event were they play a game or draw. They really aren't that special when you think about it

[@eddienash8645]

There’s a term for that, it’s called a parasocial relationship

[@phazer_6469]

The true crime here is that bro was watching twitch in light mode

[@cheesedcaked]

this man is the most based chad i have seen so far in my life

[@hunterlord101]

I wish KZbin recommended you to me earlier

[@SviaGnaot]

U need a 500k more subscribers. Bro u the best, nice jokes, and u very intelligent man .

[@farismuminovic8919]

1:51 ibz is the one who started the understandable, have a nice day meme a long time ago

[@newspider5693]

Yeah I don't nkow how all these stream highlight channels can get away with this shit though. They LITERALLY steal the best of your content, most of the time without even asking for permission, and even if they do, it's so hard to give proper credit in a highlight reel. People won't give enough of a shit to look through the description to find the source. Even if you put a timestamp and a link the the person from the highlight, people still wouldn't even bother. People who mkae money off of other people's content are despicable. Rich maybe, but despicable nonetheless.

[@defox5019]

Like him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts

[@megafro6999]

FALSE LULW

[@Leon.aka.Devil.s.D]

I only watch Speedruns and Twitch Sings streams on Twitch because #1 I am a Retro Gamer and I love to learn new things and techniques to optimize my own routings in the games I know and play myself for many years and #2 as for Twitch Sings I am a singer myself for 13 years. Music is my passion and the community is great. Sure there are idiots here and there (but this applies to everywhere you are) but the Twitch Sings community in general is really great.

[@ZunkoZeek22]

Twitch thots half dressed Twitch:i allow it Twitch men go shirtless for 10 seconds Twitch:UNACCEPTABLE

[@cacodemon_doom]

5:09 Katerino

[@jamesklark6562]

I'm an adult, I have a high paying job, but unfortunately I was born with a horrible disease that makes me ugly and deformed. Women and children run away screaming, men spit on me and push me over, I have nothing else to live for except ensuring the system runs it's course and doesn't crumble between my deformed 3 digit hands. Every night I go to bed trying to cry, but I have no tears left to shed. The only highlight of my life is Vinesauce on Twitch.tb, I'd do anything to give him a great big hug for being so cool, otherwise I don't know, maybe I'll just end up shooting myself because I live in constant dread knowing there's no point to it all, the sun will eventually explode, and it will be all for nothing.

[@runt6532]

Thanks for he laugh mate

[@Nixo77]

May God be with you.

[@evanarcega9509]

This channel is hidden gold

[@Thegoldtruth]

Crazy how this was posted four years ago, and this issue is still going on to this day.

[@SuperDeathbomber]

hmm, I dislike twitch as well, however I do enjoy watching movie livestreams. Speaking of it seems you've heard of a good movie known as Adam Sandler's "click", featuring Adam Sandler playing a twitch streamer who has to get a job after he got banned off twitch for boobie streaming, it's a very insightful to the life of a twitch streamer and I recommend it as a possible review.

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Oh man looking back at this now is like the gospel hfs.

[@yallgotmesleep1139]

I usually only watch if someone a: Has a game I don't or they are way better than I am or B: They are funny to me (I usually leave after an hour tho)

[@Gengarthestoned]

His character looks like a JOJO’S reference

[@ehm182_9]

yep thats the jojo artstyle

[@ZachX888]

3:12 Way to get those Christians feeling guilty about their sin Ibz. xD

[@Aperson-rs4eh]

he literally only said Jesus because any other religion would get him cancelled he should make a title called "i hate unfunny people" and just record himself

[@niko-rt3mu]

@@Aperson-rs4eh if he made that video you would be a lot better as an example.

[@leesgarage7]

Waiting for "why I hate League of Legends" I should expect actual facts. My only request. Keep up the good work!

[@xXNP4CNuclearXx]

Unfortunately not much has changed. Site is arguably worse at this moment

[@zaixoz]

I love this dudes content

[@ratsiiaratr24]

same

[@damienparks3549]

2:34 the old ninja was amazing

[@mgh7634]

Worst thing about Twitch is how it poisons other parts of the internet. It's a platform all about 'gaming', with big streamers that make a lot of money showing hours of content about various games and every game company realizes the value of having their product playing 24/7 on a big streaming platform. So these companies bend over backwards to cater to Twitch and its parasytic streamer base. What does this end up meaning? It means game companies now match their ToS's to cater to Twitch's ToS. It means they now moderate their chats and voice chats like Twitch does. It means you can't climb into a game, relax, say what you want, play how you want, and have fun anymore without the risk of losing your gaming account for that game, along with any money you may have sunk into it to play it. Because god forbid a spicy word you typed show up on some Twitch streamers vod. God forbid the raqish trash talk you mouthed off to the next Ninja wannabe was livestreamed. God forbid you not tryhard enough and get reported for 'throwing' just because you didn't cater to some assblasted e-girl. Or that you just absolutely inconceivably decided to do some actual trolling, griefing, team killing, or any other sacreligious action 14 year-olds on reddit would cry to the high heavens to be "toxic" just because you were in a prankish mood that day and wanted to cut loose rather than bow to the cult of serious business gamerism. No no sir. Now that you've been reported as having displayed the aformentioned behaviors as the kind above and dared to actually, oh god it's too evil to say without censor tags-- have FUN, now you get to watch yourself be banned from the very games you paid 60+ dollars each for. And while that's happening, twitchtards will be spamming the chat the whole time about how pog that is, completely oblivious to how their platform has contributed to making the internet as a whole outside their little wankfest of an ecosystem into a borish, dystopian shithole. Oh but guys this is better because now gaming is more 'respectable'. Yeah... that's brilliant. Cause when I boot up a game, my idea of relaxation is to be tossed into an environment where I have to mind my every P and Q as if my job's HR department is looking over my shoulder while I play. It's like the mandatory corporate happy hours everyone just loves to attend-- but for gaming! Isn't that so freaking nice?? Look at all this non-toxic, totally not coerced fun we're having, guys/gals/non-binary-players! Am I doing it right? Plz don't ban me. Seriously, fuck Twitch, fuck big tech social media, fuck the 'pro gaming' culture, and fuck every last one of these streamers that prop it up and feed into it all to satisfy their unearned narcisism.

[@indianaliam1]

holy fucking mother of based

[@Cat-hr7rj]

A stream's only advantage compare to a video is it's interactiveness but once there's about 100 other people interacting with the same person that advantage kinda disappear

[@spiralpower1620]

Funnily enough I've begun to find the "interactivity" to be a drawback. I miss when YT LP videos were bigger.

[@greattiming8925]

Been here from 4 k actually fucking love this channel

[@TheDoomMaster]

The only reason I watch Twitch is so I can watch Vinny and SimpleFlips live.

[@deadchanel1298]

Vinny is unironically one of my favorite streamers, probably because he is actually a funny and good person

[@ESKELINE]

this video aged reaaal well

[@Liberty-Jamie]

I used to think the reason twitch chat was so dumb was because of how fast it goes by nobody can say anything. But after being part of some youtube streams. Yea it's not the issue. I've had perfectly normal chats on youtube. With youtube creators for older folks content.

[@celtic889]

Also the lack of cringey twitch emotes defo makes me prefer YT over twitch.

[@infernapocalypse]

Well, I was gonna comment like "wtf dont hate on twitch cuz you mad". But then I realized your pretty much right.

[@kiwilotusss]

The "lesbian" streams remind me of that WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING vine.

[@chriswizardman6384]

I like the halo reach background music , nice job

[@yurei2114]

4:54 no *way* that's real

[@xxCOMBATzz]

I tried to stream games on Twitch a few times about 2 years ago and then...I saw ALL THE BOOBIE STREAMERS. Yeah, I'm a male middle school teacher and quickly said to myself, "I can't compete against that" and gave up streaming. Lol

[@ashemilion6333]

Ibz I just just found your chanal And I'm loving it

[@RyanDawson-qr6uf]

I love just chilling watching ibz well eating a peanut butter sandwich

[@Qulize]

They hated him because he spoke the truth... or something like that. Fr though you cant get more accurate than that.

[@deeeenisttv]

Not accurate at all, yes this stuff does happen on twitch but that's not the only thing on there

[@idok2275]

As much as I like dropping by a stream , I don't wanna open live chat , it feels like my brain cells are dropping , not that I already don't have a lot

[@Stunnington]

Look I'm sorry Ibz but if you don't drop the price for your private snapchat then I can't throw my lunch money at you. SMH

[@Nooderu]

The sad thing is that the pornhub comment section is sometimes more wholesome than 90% of twitch chats on twitch

[@fakerake707]

*2:37** DAM HE THICC BOI THATS A THICC AŞS BOI*

[@yurrrrrrp]

The halo reach soundtrack in the background was fitting for the last portion of the video.

[@lowfn]

Was that music in the background at the end what I think it is?

[@tincloud1519]

It sounded like the track from long night of solace when Jorge is looking at reach and asking if Halsey is alive

[@formalapology6518]

I liked the Halo Reach music you put in, it really fits the ending.

[@Kanzen1]

as a guy twitch streamer its almost impossible to get views unless you have some connections and your friends raid you

[@MrBob-ii8ge]

Well this video has aged like the most finest wine.

[@marto2543]

just wait until he finds out about hot tub streams

[@joshuafennah5390]

I feel like there’s people on your channel to afraid to type a comment feeling like your gonna make a video on them. Funny shit man love the videos

[@angela.luntian]

I pull up twitch purely for noise. I watch when I'm interested in the streamer, since I'm not really a gamer who couldnt pay for games i wanted to play. ShIft (spongebob speedrunner) and xQc are the only guys I'm willing to watch for hours on a free day.

[@tvsty5830]

Aged perfectly

[@4theland]

0:51 it's "OMEGALUL"

[@esmineldraaybara6975]

Thanks for recommending Camster

[@psyche_1297]

I went on Twitch for the first time in a while and Amouranth was online. I clicked her stream and she wasn’t even there. 4 thousand viewers and she wasn’t there. I just don’t get it.

[@mertholomy8414]

Same

[@capekraken2672]

My brother constantly says ‘omegalul’ and ‘kappa’ in daily life and it makes me want to cringe so hard I turn into a raisin

[@rambutan_lychee9255]

This video is the sole definition of the logical fallacy "Hasty generalization"

[@brotherian6845]

we get it big guy you like watching titty streams

[@deeeenisttv]

@@brotherian6845 we get it big guy, you don't have a large enough brain capacity to realise that not everyone on twitch is the same

[@estan315]

“From crack addict to crack dealer, a haircut can change everything”

[@dankmemes4105]

this video has made me hate twitch more than already did

[@nomnompewpew3395]

except the producers on twitch they have dropped so much knowledge for me its crazy

[@Max2ds]

The only times I’ve watched twitch streams, I did it like a podcast. I’d just listen while I did other shit.

[@shikyuna]

Same

[@hashvikkonka4663]

yep the so called twitch people call it lurking :/

[@The_End.]

Bro wtf you have 111 000 subs as I'm watching, that's clean af

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

Thank you for saying things on both sides. Just chatting is just.... And twitch chat are incels Thank you