Why I’m Leaving New York City!

[@Corrozid]

“The pizza has cheese?” Seconds later: “Where’s the cheese?”

[@zuri_hikaru733]

Pov:nickocadoavacdo be like

[@user-zennlovesyouu]

@Manusia Biasa Where's *YOURS* ?

[@bread_2013]

She is strange

[@artdinas8783]

@@bread_2013 she is 9

[@NotABanterclub]

@@artdinas8783 its a joke

[@JuliaSlayed]

"This Woman Is Green" The Statue Of Liberty:And I Took That Personally

[@_koriz2773]

She is good at make a strate face

[@user-pi2kj1iy6y]

@@_koriz2773 strate?

[@_koriz2773]

@@user-pi2kj1iy6y I sorry I don't know how to spell it

[@user-pi2kj1iy6y]

@@_koriz2773 it's ok I was just confuse And if I'm not wrong are you trying to spell straight?

[@_koriz2773]

@@user-pi2kj1iy6y yeah you guess it

[@Slaycringe]

'Tacos are too real" "This woman is green" Got me rolling on the floor 💀

[@classicalhollywoodfilm8378]

Like juice wrld

[@Whatthefox16]

RoLliNg in the deeeeeeeeeeep

[@goofycrankymimix]

@@classicalhollywoodfilm8378what..

[@Ehanormalguy]

lol

[@Ehanormalguy]

​@@classicalhollywoodfilm8378what 🤨?

[@yaboygrim5244]

“Birds are annoying” Bird: “👁️🫦👁️”

[@simabelsky3471]

That's the only thing that is true. Coming from a New Yorker but if you don't like the other stuff than nyc isn't the place for you. Exactly those reasons why I do like NYC!! Lol I feel like you can only appreciate it if you've grown up here. I know people who moved her and they always complain about what newyokers do and I'm like to myself. We'll this is NY were not gonna stop, just cause you are from somewhere else and don't like it. Get used to to it. That is the facts

[@rick-roollllll]

@@simabelsky3471 holy crap you type alot

[@simabelsky3471]

@@rick-roollllll I actually enjoy writing. Surprise surprise. Why does it bother you? What do you think the comment section is for. Anyways seems to me like you read a lot!!! 😂 No one is forcing you to read this, it's in your own free will

[@anthonyshunting9253]

"Why I'm leaving the planet Earth" "To much oxygen, the sky is way to blue"

[@InGreatPainIAm]

"Too many people. Way too crowded" "Ocean is way too wet" "The greenery is way too green"

[@evangeline2787]

"Beach too sandy" "Too big Sun" "Too small moon"

[@BMLBG12345678910ABC]

"Too many trees" "Too many house's" "Too many stars"

[@InGreatPainIAm]

"Why is the sun do round" The wind has way too much air in it" "The trains are too fast"

[@benvicky8239]

✨I C O N I C✨

[@riddhimaplayz]

“Subway Is Annoying” Milad: And I take that seriously

[@anniesquad3839]

Hahaha 🤣

[@ry2587]

Lol

[@kylianawest453]

Lmao

[@dr.j1322]

I agree I don’t think he’s going to give her a free cookie 😅

[@GamerIsiahxx]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bananamanbojo8347]

“To cookie”got me💀

[@Allie_Kotiki]

"Pizza has cheese 🧀" 10 secs later.... "Where's the cheese?"

[@tcvr1200]

Her: "Too many people filming," Her phone: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"

[@mirukatnissbautista2703]

LOL

[@cordzx3860]

OMG BIG BRAIN

[@hello169]

Kinda true but filming is different though

[@anu89086]

And "wierdos everywhere"

[@asiandvarma1603]

Genius

[@rkadarshkumar999]

"Too many cars" **laughs in Indian**

[@anug2151]

Lol you know it well dude

[@ABHINAV___10]

@@ajsalm8971 mee too

[@amitjadhav9695]

You know Indians so well

[@unknownnets379]

Lmaoo soo true I’m in india right now for vacation too

[@strawberry_puffs]

**Laughs in bengali**

[@Aaliyahs_world-ch3xi]

"Too hot to dog" 💀😭

[@Robotopper]

“ the pizza has cheese “ bro I think every pizza has cheese💀

[@Miniisboop]

nope believe it or not, it used to be normal for pizza not to have cheese and even now some people have their pizza without cheese

[@lileddy5530]

“This woman is green” This had me dead right there.

[@lilcrouton4919]

Really? How old do u have to be to find this funny?

[@suraiyamahajabin4604]

Same 🤣

[@Hi-ok4jq]

Ya

[@najx2224]

@@lilcrouton4919 I agree with you there is no way you sit at your screen and go "HA HA HA" at any point of this short

[@lileddy5530]

I know the Statue of Liberty is part of history and I’m very sorry for making this joke up, but this really made me laugh. So for my fellow people who liked my comment, the statue is no joke, but thank you for showing my sincere love.

[@plutoxmoon]

"Why I'm leaving Earth" "The water is too wet"

[@harperniemann7169]

the grass is too soft

[@athenacaudell5634]

Lol

[@sage15.]

Too much oxygen

[@maadurga605]

@@sage15. lol

[@zo3_13]

-Ed Caluag

[@hlimahmar7840]

"Why im leaving the multiverse" "Too much universe,galaxy".

[@Larry3W]

If you complain about the food then order something else that you like 💀

[@Maisha_Mahazabin]

"ThE WoMaN iS GrEen"💀

[@alexisalex702]

Isn't it blue..

[@arugg]

racism lowkey

[@BwerryLegend]

imao 💀

[@roronoazoro8626]

It used to be bronzs

[@pixelberry9487]

Mak kau hijau

[@Toshiro7]

"This woman is green" I can't, my humor broke

[@bread_2013]

The statue of liberty is actually brown

[@immupinnuketown]

@@bread_2013 duh

[@bonkhhfr]

@@bread_2013 yeah well but it oxidized so she's green now

[@bread_2013]

@@bonkhhfr AMOGUS

[@enord_the_endo9431]

Yes the woman is green

[@camilaecheverria2720]

“This woman is green” Did you just assume my gender💀????

[@twingrayticus204]

Everything that you just listed is the best part about New York City

[@simabelsky3471]

Same. I agree!!! Except for the annoying birds and gross pigeons all over the place.

[@yunjucho7670]

“To many weirdos filming” Literally filming

[@layankasem7766]

Exactly lol

[@fWOODY69]

@@layankasem7766 ikr

[@aswajithk.s9574]

🤣

[@blue9445]

Yall dont get it she said "To much filming" Shes filming but not a lot She means they are filming Way way way to much often and this video is just a joke-

[@rhodakifleyesus3635]

Exactly what I was about to comment

[@dqw4w9wgxcq8]

“the pizza has cheese” **literally 7 seconds later** “WhErE's ThE cHeEsE????”

[@leroyjohnson6904]

Sounds like Muriel from Courage the cowardly dog when she was a baby lmao

[@blossomxxx9128]

Yeee

[@dqw4w9wgxcq8]

oh i didnt saw someone has already commented this but ill just leave this here

[@catthatpats970]

Yeaaaa

[@gamerninjabetty8796]

Lol

[@TahiraRussell-lf7lb]

“Time square doesn’t even have clock what it the time” Phone :👁️👄👁️

[@Sharkibubb]

"To hot to dog" got me rolling

[@tulsibandi6502]

"There is too much filming" Literally Filming herself

[@CodedRoyal0]

Before this gets popular I wanted to say true

[@Let-Me-Cook69]

@@CodedRoyal0 before this comment get popular I'ma like it.

[@Let-Me-Cook69]

@@CodedRoyal0 no just stop

[@CodedRoyal0]

WHY WHAT I DO

[@arielvega6344]

That was part of the joke, fellas.

[@anvv_jawa]

" The pizza has cheese " " Where's the cheese ? "

[@Avinyakara3577]

EXACTLY

[@Avinyakara3577]

I’m confused

[@shpresacupa1670]

Ikr I was gonna comment that😂

[@lamacornie]

I finnaly found out it were always jokes

[@spawbones]

time to eat tomato sauce

[@brendablasthatch]

“this woman is green” has to be the best part 😂

[@Editsbynilgenius]

“The pizza has cheese” Of course the pizza has freakin cheese😂

[@DANNYBOY-fm4lo]

What else is it supposed to have tikka masala or something 🤣

[@princelyrics0833]

"Too much filming" Him: Filming this video

[@sannettejansen930]

Ikr

[@2256-Infiniteintelligence]

I'm the 300 liker 🤗

[@SMILEYDAYYEAR]

(つ .•́ _ʖ •̀.)つ 𝕘𝕠𝕤𝕙

[@srs21111]

I’m the 418 liker 🤗

[@YcoRai]

It's suspicious right?

[@dancemarco]

“Too many people recording” *Records this video*

[@merareview9164]

What about dirty small in New York street..

[@douglaswester9304]

Almost like that was the joke 😮

[@dancemarco]

@@douglaswester9304 almost like I was making a joke about the joke 😮

[@Leakim4amer4]

@@dancemarco and what now?

[@fatfishtaco]

"The pizza has cheese" Later, filming another pizza- "Where's the cheese?"

[@user-dz8go8uc3p]

“People r recording” her rn recording “The pizza has cheese” Me: isn’t that the point

[@BrunoGamings]

New York be like: what do you expect it's a free city🤷👁️👄👁️

[@Sebastianme]

“this woman is green” KILLED MEE!

[@kangyeosang1117]

I love your pfp😼

[@josieschooley3238]

Lol same

[@lanepinon5248]

Well the Statue of Liberty is green because he Statue of Liberty is made of copper and the Statue of Liberty was made a long time ago so the topper has formed into a green color

[@MikJR1010]

@@lanepinon5248 minecraft approves

[@Sebastianme]

@@kangyeosang1117 i lovee yours😌

[@lena.sweetheart]

"too much filming" also them: *films random people in public*

[@thedude5293]

It's sarcasm

[@zaki22k92]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot the odd one out😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@funtimewlf4469]

To me it looks like she called the wierdos

[@lena.sweetheart]

@@thedude5293 obviously 😭 I was playing along with the joke lmao

[@MissCracker]

“Too many rules” while pointing at the sign really got me 😂😂😂

[@junosakai888]

“Birds are annoying” “Fried Chicken”

[@ssxs5803]

Them: “There is cheese” Also them: “where is the cheese?”

[@orthodoxcrusader5413]

It's under the sauce

[@remylebeau8430]

She so annoying🙄😠

[@Iminyourwalls790]

@@remylebeau8430 ikr?

[@lalisa863]

I was going to comment this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@awfulluck6820]

Haha that particular pizza place makes it in a different order (crust, cheese, Sauce) it's delish tho😋

[@user-yz3ft5sy1o]

This is what a karen see, think and feel about everything in their life, believe it or not...

[@_vanilla_5608]

TRUEEE

[@ruf_the_dawg2053]

True i accept bro

[@zurazulkifle7807]

awesome

[@anjiladevkota6227]

XDDDDD

[@omorii.sunnyy]

..this is sarcasm...

[@IMWALKINHERE82]

This explains why New York is so popular then LA 💀

[@ficosmedellin1492]

This person be like: "Why I'm leaving NYC; people are breathing..." P.S. I get the joke don't attack me.

[@nadiad7868]

Thank God it's a joke

[@hideandsigh]

Lolll

[@lisab.1747]

She hates everything in new york but its in other continents too

[@mohinayadav5343]

@@lisab.1747 ah you popsicle

[@penguinstudios8321]

@@lisab.1747 r/whoosh

[@genesisalmoite8573]

This woman is the god of Karen

[@burgerking9383]

Congrats for bein hearted

[@burgerking9383]

@FNAF Super hero’s pizza piush also it’s sarcasm. And a joke

[@acgaming550]

Mean *”Karen”s*

[@humbertocastro6951]

Lile don't de ungrateful alot of people wouldlike to have that food =/

[@InkTail69]

The god of making people mad:v

[@user-ux8hg8bk3e]

Crime is out of control, and rent and food prices are too high. These are the real reasons!

[@knowledgehunter8234]

"this women is green"💀

[@jxssicaedits3271]

"Why I'm leaving new york city" "Cus its too new"

[@imjustherre]

It's also too york

[@saynajit5272]

Its also too city

[@jxssicaedits3271]

@@imjustherre 😩

[@Idk-zd4we]

JUSTICE FOR THE ✨green lady✨ don’t be greenphobic people.

[@samcnella]

💀💀

[@Oussama_On_Ladder]

You sound like feminist

[@wispynextrey]

yeah, imagine hating on green people It disgust me by 129 % i also hate how pizza has cheese in it WTF??? like i will rather put cucumbers, pineapple juice and probaly turkey in it 10/9

[@NotABanterclub]

@【Voilet】 *cries in favorite color*

[@Onlyhuiqicreatesvideos]

Mine: Why I’m leaving earth My shower water is too hot Too much oxygen Too hot Too prone to natural disasters ( like there’s a lot of earthquakes and tsunami) Too many smoke smell

[@Mc-hp5wn9]

These reasons should be not for “why leaving” but why “I’m coming”.

[@ayla_sofiaa]

“Why i am leaving school” “To much learning “ “No No literally I’m leaving

[@Hqnako_]

Make since 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🧋🧃

[@skateboardingducky7525]

If your gonna leave school your gonna be dumb MiLK tEa

[@sarthakii8625]

Makes enough sense😂😂💀

[@romanbeyene8825]

@@Hqnako_ Yea you totally dropped out, I can tell by your spelling

[@___cookie326]

Pls take me with you :'

[@Iloveskz8]

“Why I am leaving earth” “So many buildings “

[@ariesarethebest271]

Biggest reason to leave NYC is the no accountability from it's victim mentality citizens.

[@lolsoina]

The “times” in Times Square is referring to the New York Times since they used to have an building at Times Square and the place got named after them.

[@RH-mt9qu]

“Too much filming” got me right there💀 as if you ain’t

[@darktempler69]

Fr💀

[@your.fav.gem1ni]

😂😂😂

[@vidhz26]

Same

[@A.e.s.t.h.e.t.i.c.M.o.o.n]

Yep

[@Shorts-pd5kg]

Hahaha

[@morii4070]

"Why I'm leaving New York City" "The food is too foody"

[@stup1d._.l0v3r]

We all need to eat in life to survie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lauraselos2816]

Same

[@lauraselos2816]

BRUH! ALL FOODS ARE FOODY B#TCH

[@Not_Blythe_Roblox]

Pizza should not have cheese

[@hiassholes]

@@Not_Blythe_Roblox yes they do cry bout it

[@user-wv8bj6lp1t]

The statue of liberty was not always green the dust mixed with the rust and the rust came from bulding the structure.

[@soufienekader6616]

"the pizza has cheese" "where's the cheese" gurl 💀💀

[@matchatea6597]

"This women is green" literally made me die-

[@Richbabydamillion]

😂

[@mamo8850]

True i Mean if she dindn't like this place then why is she still there ????

[@Hueingkiiaxkaii]

Lol

[@rayanimations7206]

XD

[@kbt9314]

Congrats on being 1st

[@AdamMujadami]

"Why I'm stopping breathing" "It uses to much energy"

[@sabrinamcdonnell9828]

even though breathing gives you energy(and yes ik ur joking as well)

[@ilishasrivastava6166]

It technically gives you energy tho-

[@mauigamesseiberth8719]

“Too cookie” Proceeds to take apart the best cookie I’ve ever seen

[@AlekzanderTamayo-ln8bf]

"Too hot to dog" 💀

[@moonz4749]

“Too much filming” Starts filming

[@joellelallous5653]

Yeah

[@ooooyourgay1294]

Ikr

[@Aetherzic]

*"Too many atoms"* *"The Sun is in the sky"*

[@cheese_breeze]

Too much oxygen

[@sugarxcookies1122]

Too much life

[@vammy_]

Too much

[@-ink_sans-2710]

“Too many world”

[@GotherYT]

"Too cookie" "Too hot too dog" "Fried chickens"

[@vietnamesesmerf508]

If you couldn’t handle normal city things like TRAINS and CARS then move to Kansas now get out of our city.

[@Batman-xx4vv]

Her: Weirdos are filming everywhere Also Her: *Proceeds to film the entire NYC for a short*

[@Cosmicmorales]

lol

[@punkrockcentral1812]

that’s the satire

[@crap8994]

True

[@joemama9951]

lul

[@DBieke]

Truuue

[@misfit7024]

"weirdos everywhere. Too much filming." Bloggers: and I took that personally.

[@lightningsniper6541]

There are cheese one the pizza Me:but that's why it's called a cheese pizza?

[@Ash-vc8el]

@@lightningsniper6541 she said where’s the cheese

[@big-sus]

you are borderline a comedy and sarcasm with “karen’s annoying”

[@maksime8974]

"Subway is too loud" "Subway is annoying" Subway sandwich: starts screaming at the top of his lungs

[@yoiyoi-]

"Why I'm leaving NYC" "There's no clock In the town square" Me:"USE YOUR PHONE-."

[@emelyn1366]

Duh

[@mendezfamily3931]

EXACTLY

[@-Kijamm]

Yeah, its not like she doesnt have ph

[@Random_person562]

Cuz the time is different I think but other than that I definitely agree with you

[@eugenecarlimmanuel479]

DUH

[@juuxo_]

"Why I'm leaving life" "Too airy" Edit: AYEEE THANK Y'ALL FOR THE LIKES

[@pantamyrvprasad7993]

So true !

[@juuxo_]

@@pantamyrvprasad7993 Yeah ikr, so relatable!

[@thamergamer8166]

"Too many Creature"

[@thamergamer8166]

"Too many nature"

[@thamergamer8166]

"Too many Sky"

[@AAABMW]

Bro named every reason not to leave bro. “The too hot too dog” got me rolling tho fr.💀

[@MR.CBGDLOFICIAL]

The tacos are too real Mexicans: ehhh

[@masonp.6255]

I miss the days where people actually used their own voice to narrate an amazing accomplishment or just an overall interesting video. Takes away some of the magic hearing the same text-to-speech voice over and over.

[@shejean6361]

I can’t stand the voiceovers. 🤬😵‍💫

[@cy3719]

Yeah the voice gets annoying now that its everywhere because of youtube shorts aka hell.

[@toy_crazy-foxy]

like why was it even made???? is people that lazy to talk?

[@sofijagavric]

@@toy_crazy-foxy cuz some people don't want to show their real voices

[@toy_crazy-foxy]

@@sofijagavric then just use text- i get that but still i had enough of this robotic voice its everywhere-

[@justmeleesa4108]

"What time is it?" Phone : *am I a joke to you?*

[@shanniewu5118]

These are all stupid and unreasonable, just plain excuses 🙄

[@thiagogomes-bm6hc]

after that, the word ''too'' dont make any sense to me anymore

[@SiimplyDreamX]

"Why i am leaving new york city" "new york is too new"

[@houaribouhadjeb]

lol

[@kayleearroyo9619]

Rude

[@Riliane714]

lol

[@noahgaming6418]

new york is old not new

[@SiimplyDreamX]

@@noahgaming6418 u ruined all the fun

[@Y0ur_Fav_Dazaii_]

"why am I leaving the planet Earth" "The plants are too green*

[@miamacgregor8117]

🤣

[@goncaikiz4091]

"so many humans"

[@nimeko]

😂 "Too many things"

[@somersethensley6737]

Seconds later: there’s not enough green plants

[@therottweilerrocky4008]

So much cheese 😃

[@CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui]

Bro’s purposefully searching for things to complain about 😂😭

[@SMPSMLParodies_]

New York isn’t New Yorking 💀

[@dednoot9610]

"Why im leaving NY City" "Too many complaining"

[@TealKingDeadChannel]

“Too cookie” 😭💀

[@emelyn1366]

It can never be too cookie that's the point of a cookie it's a cookie

[@mendezfamily3931]

It can't be too cookie, makes no sense

[@princesskunis]

I giggled

[@kyleeyousa4707]

This woman is too green

[@Jaxrz]

That cookie looks HEAVENLY

[@THELIFEOFLUKAS]

“too cookie” 💀

[@nicoparnell]

no clock cause its TIMES square. not time square. this killed me 💀💀

[@yeahitsalongstory8148]

“This lady is green” The statue of Liberty 🗽: I identify as purple.

[@Defnotabby..]

Wait we have the same pic lmao

[@yeahitsalongstory8148]

@@Defnotabby.. omg 😂✌️ twins ig.

[@gardenfairy8391]

I would like but 69 i can't

[@F1rasdb]

"That woman is green" "Subway is annoying" He/she took that personally 💀

[@X_Male13]

He

[@ernesto_19]

the word they exists for a reason

[@fernandoazcarruz3652]

@@ernesto_19I forgot transformers existed

[@fishsticksncustard5170]

@@X_Male13it’s a she

[@shivpatel5413]

@@fernandoazcarruz3652transformers❓ ya meant translaterU❗️

[@Rocks_GnEds]

“What time is it?” “Use your phone buddy, maybe you’ll find out.”

[@XV-5_WithTophat]

“This woman is green” Bro insulted the liberty statue. 💀💀💀

[@sabrinasfruitcake]

"this lady is green." LMAO NO 💀

[@tenzy121]

Hahaha

[@tanzeyjec]

"Why i am leaving the ocean" "To much fish, to much water, the sea weeds is too green and long"

[@hellbound0086]

Too much salt, it’s bad for blood pressure.

[@mitsuomits9077]

The water is too wet and too wavy 😆

[@Deadeye313]

It's too blue...

[@thetelk5986]

Water is not wet.

[@hellbound0086]

@@thetelk5986 Wet is what happens when something comes in contact with water.

[@jonhp_etre9824]

People from New York or the United States of America, come to Brazil and buy a 6-cheese pizza, it's simply a very good filling pie! Without a doubt, I love pizza here in Brazil!

[@javrianraysor7064]

She does have a point about time square.

[@Zxyria]

"this woman is green" literally made my day

[@Bud_-tp2nm]

That racist af in my opinion

[@luisafonso8702]

@@Bud_-tp2nm r/canttakeajokesoneedstocomplainoutloud

[@ananyabhagat7052]

@@Bud_-tp2nm lmao how which race has green skintone? Aliens? We're racist towards aliens? 🤣

[@7raredandidoo]

Who asked

[@verst1le]

@@Bud_-tp2nm how is that racist?- LOL

[@mrmanguysir1326]

I feel like not enough people understand this person's humor.

[@kariarmy563]

Ikr! She’s in love with NYC and that’s it 😅❤️

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

lmao it's embarrassing how many people miss the jokes on youtube shorts tiktoks

[@benjaminmosley8742]

I understand

[@evok2714]

its just cringe like litteraly not even funny

[@helpiamstuck5439]

Except it's not funny

[@britishairwaysinfinity]

“Metro north is too north”

[@CaasperDaGhostt]

You can never please this person

[@mahikaa.]

"The lady is green" MAAM SHOW RESPECT TO GREEN PEOPLE LIKE SHREK

[@niviajones2340]

HE RACIST

[@mokidream3009]

@@niviajones2340 sHE

[@PixelatedPerson]

Exactly and Fiona she’s being *green-ist*

[@diegoishere3672]

This woman is being racist ngl

[@hutao4088]

Green is like my most fav color I just lie that my fav color is purple cause my mom says WHY DO YOU LIKE GREEN WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER COLORS?! So I just pretend my fav color is purple-

[@Lovelies_Official]

Why I’m leaving NY: “Sidewalks too cementy” “Ketchup too red” “People too many atoms” “Green light too green”

[@Spacecat13]

“sky too blue”

[@mapleplate6091]

Air too clear

[@Theo.L]

Pov: WHY IM LEAVING SCHOOL The walls are too white😢

[@MyProfilepicture566]

People in the comments section can’t take a joke.

[@cherubiya]

“giant cigarettes in the street” *dies* “this woman is green” *revives* *dies again*

[@minhduong4916]

THATS THE STAUTU OF LIBERTY 🗽

[@alisha-sy2tp]

@@minhduong4916 even a 4 years old knows

[@vinodmehra5912]

She just need to go to hell

[@umharr]

@@minhduong4916 lol you spelt it wrong

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