I'm not much of a believer in the paranormal, but something about the 'black eyed kids' stories creeps me out, because almost every single one I've heard sounds eerily similar to one another
@patriciamurphy65596 ай бұрын
There really is paranormal things going on! I'm sensitive to it and have seen many, many paranormal activity. Someday you'll have your own experience.
@BeautyOfTheBlood6 ай бұрын
@peke100 That's because they are real, they are an alien race called Killy Tokurt.
@BeautyOfTheBlood6 ай бұрын
@patriciamurphy6559 Same here..
@al1456 ай бұрын
Yeah there's not that many versions of it because it's not real and never was. Creepy as hell and good concept but also like "hmmm ain't heard about that in a long time, wonder why"
@alexisb.89656 ай бұрын
Same, black eyed kids give me the absolute willies
@987654321Crystal6 ай бұрын
I look at the woods completely different now. Thank you for all the stories you read. You make sleep peaceful and full of nightmares
@chuckguard61286 ай бұрын
Yes! Snowing big here in Colorado and a new episode!! Great night! Thank you for your channel!!
@jademers886 ай бұрын
Happy snow fellow Coloradan
@rneustel3886 ай бұрын
That first story truly freaked me out!! I wonder what the driver did with the old lady’s bags that she left in his taxi in the last story?
@desertpagan20206 ай бұрын
The uber driver story about Anna and the graveyard. That REALLY spooked me out. Way 2 go Darkness
@FiresCollide6 ай бұрын
That one was fake. He said he was an Uber driver, but you don't pay Uber in cash, nor can you request specific Uber drivers. Unless he got private side clients who called him directly, that's not how any of it works.
@ScullyPop6 ай бұрын
Darkness totally RULES!
@gravestones96206 ай бұрын
Iv always wanted to be a wildlife photographer, iv taken some pretty good photos on my phone of frogs and butterflys. It's so much fun! Fortunately these stories won't stop me from taking photos of wildlife but these stories will also help me on what to be careful of so thank you darkness 💚💚🐸
@johndelph16876 ай бұрын
This is the best tales from the break room ever!
@vykturpagoniá6 ай бұрын
Wildlife photography can be very scary, and dangerous too if you're not careful.
@BoredWendigo6 ай бұрын
There are two of your stories that stuck in my head but i cant find. One was set in afrixa and was about large creatures burrowijg out of the ground. The other was about a cat headed ghost
@JAcob-si6pf6 ай бұрын
What's not to love?? Thanks Darkness for the stories. Always a pleasure!! 😊
@verdellcouncil66166 ай бұрын
Time to listen and fall asleep
@ReneeHernandez-s2z6 ай бұрын
Wildlife photography is too early in the morning for me.
@gtg488w6 ай бұрын
Yessssss!! I’m out of town going on a ghost tour in a bit needed something to get in the mood!!!
@TheGreatBlumpkin6 ай бұрын
Ugh. I never should have installed a motion detecting light in my closet. It keeps turning on at 3am 😳
@erikandersson9796 ай бұрын
Perfect timing for sleeping
@AnonXio6 ай бұрын
Kudos on the "apparent " correct pronunciation of "app -a-lacha" - Im UK but i heard from a native that that they hate when people pronounce it the other way. Excellent work as always
@susanbutler25426 ай бұрын
Thank you darkness❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@josiegipson906 ай бұрын
Enjoyed the stories as usual. I personally don't care if they're true or not, whether its a real experience or just made up for the sake of story writing. I am kinda nit picky about wording and details though. The pet sitting story- Great story but the ending said OP said they stayed at that house over many weeks, over many years since....but the story takes place in 2020, the ending made the story sound like it happened decades before, not barely 4yrs (or even less depending when they wrote and submitted). Also, the Uber story about the old lady and the cemetery. Story said she went at 10pm every night. I've never known a cemetery to be open that late. Typically they close at dark, similar to parks. Some will have s specific hour they close but that's typically 6-7pm. Yea, people sneak in. I used to as a teenager. Been kicked out by security plenty of times too. Maybe it was a small, private cemetery. It didn't sound like it though. Nevermind the fact old lady was eating dead, embalmed corpses. That's more plausible than an Uber continuously driving an old lady to cemetery that late like it was a Sunday afternoon. To question why an elderly lady has to live in such a bad neighborhood but not why she's wondering off to the cemetery in the middle of the night...Good stories though, I enjoyed them. Even the weird air conditioner story. This upload is reminiscent of Scary Stories to tell in the Dark. My obsessive compulsiveness just causes me to get stuck on the super tiny details.
@Msrandumb6 ай бұрын
Can't wait for tonight for the wife and I to fall asleep to this (no offense) 😂
@kimsandlin52866 ай бұрын
Happy Hump Day, all! 🐫
@JoeinAlaska6 ай бұрын
Im a wildlife photographer in Alaska. This place can scare one.
@ratgirl136 ай бұрын
I’ve met two black eyes teenagers while working as an outreach volunteer helping homeless people on the streets on New York City, there were these to “kids” sitting on a lawn in Battery Park and my co-worker and I approached them, they had their heads down until I started talking to them then slowly raised their heads; my co-worker reached out and grabbed my arm and said ‘We need to go Now!’ They were pale, and thin and their eyes were black pools of nothingness-My co-worker started praying as we quickly walked away and wouldn’t let me look back at them. I didn’t understand the situation until I started reading about the black eyed children, I can’t imagine what would have happened had they engaged with me. I’ve been to that park, just because I like it-but have never seen these two teenagers again, not that I’m looking for them in particular, it’s just a nice public park.
@lindabriggs51186 ай бұрын
Considering, I have had to deal with paranormal entities most of my life, it takes quite a bit to actually scare me. Also, working the graveyard shift for many years in a number of medical facilities as an RN, I've seen everything from shadow people to full body apparitions. But clowns, I have to say, creep me the heck out! As well as the use of chainsaws in those haunted houses during Halloween. Granted, i feel myself lucky of never hearing or seeing the things mentioned by hikers. And I used to hike a lot when i was younger, but never alone. Ive hiked the entire John Muir Trail before it became a part of the Pacific Crest Trail and did a South Rim to North Rim of the Grand Canyon. The only thing I found scary was the Spotted Skunk I met at my tent, in the dark, early in the morning getting ready to pack up the tent. 😮 😅
@rafaeldeus92496 ай бұрын
Photographer story is reason why i dont go hiking in deep forests. Out there you are just a little man against wild. Who knows what killed those people. There are things we should fear out there in the wild
@heyletsprayheavenbound66446 ай бұрын
Geez the story of the old lady “Anna” was terrifying!! Every time I pass a cemetery at night I’ll wonder if there’s another “Anna” in there gnawing on corpses🫣😳😨
@lcsty10176 ай бұрын
DP, we love you! Yay DP! *boops snoot*🎉
@sarrow10286 ай бұрын
Omg I can't believe I missed you were collecting stories for this. I'm a nature & landscape photographer based in the Adirondack mountains of NY (all original native American grounds and older). I've got a handful of some interesting stories. Had a situation a month or so ago where the forest was active, birds and squirrels running around. Then absolutely silent, even the wind was quiet. I have a short recording of how silent it was bc it was so eerie. Hopefully I'll be able to get a story or two in next time you do this!
@ashleeaustin3586 ай бұрын
I've had this happen to me a couple of times. Once in the Appalachian mountains , another time in Florida and also in Mississippi.. each time I didn't have a phone to record it.. of course when it happened to me I just booked it out of the area. It's very uncomfortable and I never felt so blind, deaf and dumb compared to other animals. All I could rely on was my gut instinct and that prickly hair feeling. Lol
@heyletsprayheavenbound66446 ай бұрын
Please do share your experiences!!! Be safe out there!!
@sarrow10286 ай бұрын
@ashleeaustin358 Thankfully I've been in quite a few odd situations and it wasn't the first time. I have a 5 minute rule when it comes to everything going quiet. I'll keep walking forward for 5 minutes with my head on a swivel and if it's still silent I'll call it and turn around. I know what you mean about feeling blind and deaf though. I usually don't have my phone to record it but this time was pretty unique. I have the video saved and put away lol
@sarrow10286 ай бұрын
@@heyletsprayheavenbound6644 I've been thinking about getting some of my experiences in, I may look into getting the one with the recording sent in. Kinda anticlimactic because, well, I didn't get eaten or attacked lmaoo. But still eerie nonetheless
@ashleeaustin3586 ай бұрын
@@sarrow1028 Yeah, I usually have my dogs and if they turn tail I do too. Lol they're more perceptive. Sometimes they wouldn't even go down a trail when that happened, just stop at attention and wouldn't budge. When I didn't have my dogs with me I just stood still, if I felt the tension get stronger then I would dip out. Crazy.
@hailey_chey6 ай бұрын
Yesss, I always love listening to a new ‘black eyed children’ story !! 😼
@BeautyOfTheBlood6 ай бұрын
They are an alien race called Killy Tokurt.
@kurryk65646 ай бұрын
@@BeautyOfTheBloodcan you please tell me more about this? I’d love to know.
@BeautyOfTheBlood6 ай бұрын
@@kurryk6564 I am glad that you are open minded and want to know more.. They are a race of shapeshifters who are traders. Which means that they often try to abduct humans to sell them as slaves, food or experiments to other hostile alien races. (Most alien races are not hostile and instead do their best to help us). Their children are highly regarded and are therefore often sent on these missions. They can shapeshift into humans, but not their eyes, that's why they're still black. When they're on their missions they try to lure the person to let them inside their house, car etc. But they need your permission in words or they can't get in, that's why they often keep repeating the same words or sentences. And likewise if they try to lure you into following them, if you don't, they can't get you. And sometimes they do not give up but visit a person more than once. Just stay away from them and don't take any chances..
@hailey_chey6 ай бұрын
@@BeautyOfTheBloodOh wow, I didn’t know that!! Thanks for the info!!
@BeautyOfTheBlood6 ай бұрын
@@hailey_chey You're welcome!
@dannamccall99376 ай бұрын
Omg I can’t wait to gts to this tonight
@suurgesig6 ай бұрын
Shout out to fellow South African! We have very creepy stories to tell!
@janetlieb25076 ай бұрын
❤Awesome Scary, Darkness❤
@Beavis69-kf5ew6 ай бұрын
I am Cornholio!! You have awakened my bunghole!! Surrender your TP now to the allmighty Bunghole!
@joleenphillips24156 ай бұрын
Lol
@santiagorodriguezospina78616 ай бұрын
I cannot believe that guy left that poor old lady at the cemetery 😢
@maikee726 ай бұрын
Love your intro ❤️ ..... ow and the channel ofc !
@FireStick-nu4pn6 ай бұрын
I’m surprised that you don’t have a drop ship coffee company called, “Dead & Roasted”. Heck! I’d buy it if you did!
@meditatestaycalm83216 ай бұрын
14 racoons saved us from trespasser's! Easy on the little guys!
@cherylmoore33496 ай бұрын
Great story's 😮
@Wep16 ай бұрын
This was another great episode of Tales from the break room, thanks a lot Darkness as always! XD
@jaclyndevincentis89694 ай бұрын
The Anna story, although very creepy, I have to question. As a mortician I know the chemicals we put in bodies. Not even for the poisonous aspect of ingesting the chemicals, but the fact that those chemicals turn the bodies (muscles and other tissues) extremely firm and (I would imagine, never partook myself) very difficult to chew. Then there is the aspect of her ingesting the highly toxic chemicals we use (seemingly) without health effects. Unless, perhaps, it was a Jewish cemetery, as they don't embalm. But who knows, life's weird. Death's weird too
@diabeetus95226 ай бұрын
Awesome!
@kyokarbstein41776 ай бұрын
The story of Anna reminds me that there are still starving elderly people in America 😢😂
@richellmcknight4466 ай бұрын
What kind of person sees someone in a cemetery EATING THE DEAD, and DOESN'T CALL the police!?!? Yeah, not buying that one!😂
@jazzbutterworth6 ай бұрын
In the second to last story regarding Anna, you had every business calling the police. Since you were wondering what you would even tell them if you called, keep in mind that this stuff is actually not as uncommon as you may think. Grave robbing is a real thing And happens with a fair amount of frequency. Now with that said I think for fewer graver robbers would partake in eating but I am quite sure if you had called immediately, the police would've showed up and been able to do something with Anna given the evidence would've been right there in plain sight.
@WitchOnTheForestMountain6 ай бұрын
This not having a coffee maker business is rough. Hi, welcome to dead and roasted where coffee is strong enough to wake the dead. 😂
@susanbutler25426 ай бұрын
37:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vickyrana17572 ай бұрын
I didn't need that much to quit i just stopped doing wildlife photography because of social media
@ellesandralady85966 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@stormygirl844 ай бұрын
Naw, dawlin, a good old waterman ghost won't do you no harm. 🌊❤️
@spitandcoffee6 ай бұрын
can you even request uber drivers? i thought it was p much open season for whoever is nearby and on the clock so to speak. p sure you have to pay through the app too
@MichaelaEDavisАй бұрын
That's just scary. The photographer story..
@michaelcline31236 ай бұрын
something I saw while taking photos. that was really scary. was while taking nude photos of a girl I PAYED for that purpose. I was so wrong -- about what I thought was under that top.
@Abbie-g1b6 ай бұрын
Photos of these toenails,,, makes me think,,, the elusive one. 🌌✌️💫
@kelsijodryer63486 ай бұрын
The black eyed children are terrifying. Even more than regular children.
@GreatOldOne98666 ай бұрын
Just out of curiosity, as a fellow horror fan, what are your thoughts on H. P. Lovecraft?
@Tarnished-bn5gq6 ай бұрын
He sucked, so did most of his work.
@GreatOldOne98666 ай бұрын
@@Tarnished-bn5gq blatantly false and extremely rude 🙄
@Tarnished-bn5gq6 ай бұрын
@@GreatOldOne9866 he was a eugenicist fascist, and his evil nature was reflected in his stories. It’s blatantly true and respectful to all the races he wanted to be wiped out because they were “degenerate”.
@LeeroyPorkins6 ай бұрын
Audubon Society?
@marrsfo20kingcheifn686 ай бұрын
Hi welcome to dead and roasted yummy 💀
@cu_ri_o6 ай бұрын
"It's self defense" I belive you 😐
@snowden67906 ай бұрын
i'm sorry but i'm calling bs on like half of these. it's more and more common to find obviously fake/exaggerated stories these days and it's so sad.
@CommanderHerps6 ай бұрын
😂
@janet64216 ай бұрын
I do not like the circle graphic. It looks too much like the aura I see when I get a migraine.
@peterloo31366 ай бұрын
Lol then turn your phone upside down yah goof!
@joleenphillips24156 ай бұрын
I don't usually watch the graphics as it's more about the stories. Never noticed it until you said something. It does look like an aura migraine, though.
@Celeste-go5tg6 ай бұрын
🏴 i bet it was a dogman responsible for the hikers going missing in the alps 😮
@ermacjones48215 ай бұрын
I'd fist fight a whole pack of wolves, and I'd win, because they're nothing but slightly less stupid, bigger dogs, and no dog scares me💁🏻♀️ Cats on the other hand, cats are just straight up overpowered, in at least like 18 different ways🤷🏻♀️ I love them though, I love cats so much that I'd probably be stupid enough to try to make friends with a tiger, and I would never hurt one, not even in self defense. Dogs though, they'd be real sorry, real fast if they try stepping to me, idgaf💁🏻♀️
@johnkaye58786 ай бұрын
Hi I just found your video. Way to talk about wildlife stories and claim to throw hot coffee at raccoons. Not funny. I won't be listening to your drivel any further.
@godwolfd49486 ай бұрын
I have been trying to order from your Spring store. Put in an order last fall waited months then canceled. Then a few months later I put in the order again and have waited months and am canceling a second time. Please change who you are selling your products through. Thought you should know. Love your channel. Keep up the great work!