Why Jews Have the Best Holidays | PKA

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Woody: Hush this is important life advice! Woody: Says pretty much what the other guy was going to but less smart

[@drlawyerstein5451]

I hear jews are pretty good dancers

[@SearedBite]

especially the ones from israel

[@nunya2445]

@@thesilliestclown reported to Ghislane Maxwell.

[@ZbjetisGod]

Israel somehow commits 9/11 but still tells Osama to blame it on the US relationship with Israel and has Daniel Lewin an Israeli billionaire stabbed to death on AA flight 11 as the first victim of 9/11. MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! NANOTHERMIT!!!

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@@ZbjetisGod Welcome to the list, turbomoron.

[@Selfinflictedhummusrocket]

@@thesilliestclown It would be devastating if all these comments were the first thing that show up when somebody googles your real name. That would cost a bit of money eh.

[@itsrockyiv8209]

One if my favorite family guy gags goes something like this: Why would I want to be Jewish? You get to make up holidays whenever you like? Isn't that kind of scummy though? Sorry I can't answer that, I'm late for hasgahk.

[@lukemcinerny8220]

Here's another time we got kicked out of another country for.........well absolutely nothing of course

[@mavstrike5947]

Why were they kicked out of so many countries?

[@ferrisbueller9991]

10:07 I'm so jealous of how much money Jews get compared to Christians and their Confirmations. None of my Jewish friends believed in God, they had to memorize the Torah (only a passage plus you only have to speak it, not comprehend it) while all my friends and I in Catholic school swore allegiance against Satan, confirming what side of the war you will be on when it really kicks off, and we all took it dead seriously... well most did. I did and still do which is an outlier in my graduating class which I've kept up enough with. I mean, I'm declaring to be a Warrior of Light (plus I gave the opening speech in Church despite my public speaking phobia to no less than 1000 people, no joke. My Church is huge, not like those protestant ones that are big plain buildings either like office space and wallpaper ducking walls. I'm talking about 100+==== ft ceiling, stone and stain glass everything (our school looked like complete shit lol while next door was the church where they were doing the 8 million dollar stain glass renovation. ]

[@kreeperkiller3223]

Was a funny read

[@driprubies2464]

When I was 2 my dad’s side of the family got me a savings bond for a few hundred dollars… I’m 45 and have no idea what happened to my bond, I feel like I have a paycheck just chilling out in Guam somewhere!

[@codyoverton447]

I didn’t know what a Jew was until I met a Cuban Jew who said his race was Jewish and I realized I still had no idea what a Jewish person was. They all describe it as a religion and then use it as an identity. Super weird like the Jewish brought their word to Cuban people and now these ain’t Cubans no more.

[@Rehk]

Can someone give me a Matt “heavy hitter” counter lmao

[@thebarbershop6693]

Charcoal has been around for literally ages lol

[@crakkbone]

RIGHT!? WHAT AN IDIOT

[@MrPs3bro]

The most jewish gift ever chocolate coins.

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[@tonyjay617]

Man, I wish I grew up with this kind of money. I remember living in a tent in December in northern Montana eating boiled rice and venison. Must be nice.

[@dylon2565]

if you didnt resent people for having money you would be happier and have more money :)

[@zackattack635]

Every comment I want to say is going to get censored.

[@ZbjetisGod]

@@thesilliestclown wait really you can't say the Holodomor was genocide on KZbin?

[@willshields4480]

Fuck man, I'm within the eligibility range for that free holiday thing... I might convert honestly.

[@weispresidentnow]

Bless Taylor's heart. He heard Bigred Man and not Big Redman.

[@Thepurplepotatocat]

Happy hannukah yall

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[@banthisaccount4951]

Chemah

[@ZbjetisGod]

The interesting thing is people think you get the holidays off but really you just need to waste vacation days so it really sucks for anyone working. When in school it's the best!

[@JasonX2]

I'm Jewish

[@banthisaccount4951]

No one gives a shit

[@JasonX2]

@@banthisaccount4951 why not?

[@banthisaccount4951]

@@JasonX2 Ask the last 110 countries

[@JasonX2]

@@banthisaccount4951 Stop with that

[@NeekSquad]

All holidays suck

[@24kNick]

Just say you’re not happy it’s easier

[@NeekSquad]

@@24kNick lol