Why Living On A Submarine Sucks

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Sounds like a very tough environment. What would be the most difficult part of living inside a submarine for you?

[@petermai9256]

The Infographics Show being underwater

[@monsiercochrane77]

Me...I am a royal descendant...that makes the washroom part difficult. And yeah the pressurised atmosphere, for me, is not very appreciable.

[@David-ml1ji]

The sound of the bulkheads creaking under pressure

[@ethansezai]

The Infographics Show eating something out of a guys belly button

[@killstreak1282]

The Infographics Show sore ears from pressure :)

[@OniTenyuTTV]

US Submariner here 1. There is no longer a requirment to be male as of 5 years ago. 2. We usually replenish food at sea. 3. Were broken into 3 sets of 8 hours now, changed 5 years ago 4. We dont slam doors and be quiet so we dont get detected from other boats, not because of sleeping people. 5. The reactor itself actually takes up very little space, 1/3 of the ship is the engine room that houses alot of equipment and machinery for propulsion, water creation and air production. 6. Your drawings of submarines seems to be based off russian submarines instead of US submarines based on the conning tower design.

[@snakeman2506]

i may not be a us citizen or have never been in the us, but i have a large amount respect for those who serve in the us navy. cheers for protecting our waters from australia

[@OniTenyuTTV]

@@snakeman2506 thanks man, i have some of my buddies who are serving in the australian navy as part of an assitance program for them, and from what i hear yalls navy is crazy lol

[@GeodesicBruh]

Oof

[@edd868]

Dude 1,2,3 sound so much better than the way it was 12 years ago...

[@OniTenyuTTV]

@@edd868 they have made alot of quality of life changes in the past 5 years.

[@Gonenow2015]

Crew member: captain, we're out of torpedoes. Captain: arm the back firing toilet. Now we mean business.

[@imranafg]

Hahahaha

[@DrAhmedElwakil]

haaahaahaa

[@GunsmithLC]

It's called 'the head' - NOT a 'toilet'... :)

[@electricalcoconut979]

@Opecuted No, Taco bell. You got to send them a message.

[@Mixxo6]

@@electricalcoconut979 yes!

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

You can’t see the enemy coming **flashback intensifies**

[@vAqeii]

*_Sad music eerily appears_*

[@rodigoduterte9192]

*dramatic grunt personified*

[@chucknorris7934]

@@rodigoduterte9192 what?

[@thanhvinhnguyen8731]

Better beware, we vietcongs are beasts

[@IsThisRain]

*Fortunate Son intensifies*

[@jakerossi9452]

My uncle was a submariner. We rarely ever knew where he was and couldn't get in contact with him for a while.

[@ugwemuhwemosas7884]

That's what usually happens during secret military missions......

[@macman975]

Nah, he just told your Auntie that!!

[@stumpedii8639]

ya they litterally dissapear off the face of the planet.

[@thegreyavenger2]

@@macman975 lol

[@rakeebhossain7099]

Apparently everyone in the comments are submariners

[@Kittyreaper]

I almost forgot, I'm one too!!

[@diablo2706]

As a submariner my self, I can confirm.

[@jays5169]

no u

[@SHADOW_F_A_X]

Im a Russian spy What are we talking about again?

[@GeneralKenobiSIYE]

Why not? I can bet that it's (ex)submariners who find the most interest in videos like this. So there is a VERY HIGH probability that a bunch of legitimate submariners have commented on this video.

[@TheOmnisProject]

Sounds like prison with a chance of drowning

[@emnuc30]

Prisoners get more rights

[@phatphracker]

We are far more likely to be incinerated via combustion ignition than drown. Bubblehead fear fire more than flooding and massive flooding ends with a fireball.

[@islandchief2572]

nick S 🤣😂👏🏽😂👏🏽 most underrated comment ever!!

[@christopherlee7334]

@douglas wahid hooyah dryer casualties!

[@pokyakuca8076]

Even homeless have life better than submarine crew. Haha

[@rea8585]

If one guy farts in a submarine, you gotta live with it until the next week 😂

[@lillivi5701]

Oof

[@brosufstalin4261]

As a submariner, it's not just one week.. and multiply that one fart for every person on the boat.

[@valkkyrriee]

Quick Fix - Thought Provoking Videos I’m pretty sure beans r the ration so rip...

[@claysoggyfries]

6 months*

[@bennet1295]

Don't you go up the surface and open a window

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

Imagine playing Subnautica inside a submarine.

[@joshuahurst5579]

Then u hear a reaper roar even tho ur game is muted

[@Stefano.necchi.composer]

You can actually do it inside the Cyclop 😂

[@ryanater69xd]

You can

[@ryanater69xd]

@@joshuahurst5579 wait that's weird

[@ryanater69xd]

@@Stefano.necchi.composer very true

[@evaristegalois6282]

0:42 living on a submarine sucks ... unless you have *Skillshare* apparently

[@pandaapanda7627]

Matthew Conway ikr 😅

[@BlazenAva666]

5:54 lol

[@LordDice1]

No internet 5:53 😞

[@jasonblack4208]

You need battle meditation

[@grantr6679]

This comes from a channel that released a vid claiming the US would win a war against the whole world

[@dmv200]

From the makers of Two Girls One Cup comes Forty Men One Bowl?

[@geoffswanson8851]

Underappreciated comment

[@killstreak1282]

David DC lol

[@Razzy1312]

It's like one of those giant 10lb ice cream bowls they serve as a challenge at restaurants.

[@stankabuttforever]

i just died

[@cheesebitz1]

What are two girls one cup

[@spacecop42]

1 toilet for 40 men? Hah, in college we had 3 toilets for 300 men

[@ProtossExecutor100]

Life must be harder in college!

[@reecem367]

yeah right

[@maidstone1982]

in my school 2 toilets for 250

[@jayromeazurin4428]

You went to the wrong college.

[@gtx-808]

So that's why they all share STDs in college 😸

[@mikebarnes9469]

3:33 The "unwritten rule" about not slamming doors, staying quiet, has nothing to do with those sleeping, it is for a completely different reason (CON, SONAR, transient own ship...)

[@galvinstanley3235]

Sound sensors,near mines.

[@LG-ex9kg]

Sonar first and you know that your oppos are sleeping so you want to be quiet anyway.

[@3398halofreak]

I can confirm that life aboard a submarine and you can use skill share it only lasts for 30 days without internet found that out when I was underway on a westpac. 2.) Its not only all Male now days 3.) You dont have to be all that smart 4.) 100 days isnt that long 5.)328 isnt under the water the entire time 6.)its 3/ 8 hour now due to circadian sleep cycles 7.) You have way way less than less than 15 sq feet 8.)you dont get 6 down you only get between 4 to 5 9.) Its not because we cant make more water with boats that have RO on a LA class we have 4 stalls in middle level 10.) The engine room is 1/2 the sub 11.)there not chefs there cs's 12.) Politics are talked about all the time the trash weights are not red lol they are made out of steel. And who told you about the crossing of the line ceremony. A us navy submariner from 2012 to July 2018 USS Buffalo SSN715 USS Oklahoma city SSN723

[@spacemansquid]

Hooyah, bud. Lay out the truth. This vid got quite a lot wrong. Used to be on the Houston (SSN 713) and it is, in fact, not nearly as shitty as this video claims.

[@3398halofreak]

@@spacemansquid I got out for a reason being a Guam submariner sucked. But I agree there was allot wrong.

[@spacemansquid]

@@3398halofreak I'm still a Guam sailor 😥

[@3398halofreak]

@@spacemansquid dude that sucks which boat?

[@3398halofreak]

@jake jones join and find out

[@Dylan_Marshall]

I’m in the US navy on a submarine and I can tell you that there are many female officers on my ship and throughout the navy. Also it’s important to note that there are 3 different types of submarines (fast attacks, guided missiles, and ballistic missiles), and each one has a different amount of space for racks and gym equipment, etc. Pretty accurate video though

[@pigboat659g6]

STS2SS 69/75 I would respect any gender that wears the Dolphins And serve beside them!!

[@pigboat659g6]

@Karl Striepe If you don't get it, you never will. And if that's sooo bad, your wife probably NEVER gets ANY HEAD.

[@Z3ROC001]

@Karl Striepe thats a ceremony that they over simplified in this video, it carries a lot of tradition with all the disgusting things you may or may not do, and the video doesn't touch on it very well because only shellbacks may talk about the ceremony. poliwog's aren't worthy.

[@chaser29mty2009]

why is the US so scared of other countries? we the world really don´t care leave us alone.

[@frlipa]

@@chaser29mty2009 ww1 and ww2, I Thought that was obvious for any adult that went to school. That doesnt mean you or I should agree with any part of their foreign and/or defense policy but its a god damn good reason

[@plazmagaming5144]

Weeks of no family and no friends with a video game system on board count me in

[@lejont]

You are not allowed to use them until you are qualified which takes usually around 18 months.

[@Coreyseven]

@@lejont The video game system?

[@lejont]

@@Coreyseven yep if your not qualified then you don't have time to play games.

[@scottcantdance804]

@@lejont I think he was asking if you had to be qualified on the games, lol. Not qualified on the submarine.

[@garydomaz1849]

Add working 10+ hours NONSTOP. Lol

[@GoldenTV3]

6:16 "Friendships" 200 sailors go down, 100 couples come up.

[@bueno_oneub]

haha

[@VBYTP]

200 sailors go down, one MASSIVE orgy comes up.

[@crwi1364]

That's what people with gay tendencies think

[@VBYTP]

@@crwi1364 they think about joining the Navy

[@snea5201]

Literally my favourite comment thread-

[@ismugireson7622]

"There's no internet" I'm out.

[@quadq6598]

@Tim Smith Neat historical context, thanks. I can't actually remember my first email but man I remember that annoying dial up tone every time & 8mb downloads taking all night. Currently in virus lock-down week 4, this would be way more difficult without internet.

[@flaco158]

the more i lose faith in humanity people actually take pride in being desperate for internet

[@stevenmcalister826]

@@flaco158 Yeah, they should go outside and beat a hoop with a stick or something.

[@flaco158]

Steven McAlister yup 👍

[@keshiva5394]

*They all won NO NUT NOVEMBER *

[@silentninjas302]

You think a curtain will stop a submariner from beating it? LOL

[@1337penguinman]

@@silentninjas302 Ok, this is how I know you're ACTUALLY a bubblehead.

[@LonelyCinderella123]

Yeah being surrounded by other guys does not prevent such things from happening. Believe me I went to an all boys boarding school and there was more pulling than on a tugboat.

[@snea5201]

*none of them won no nut November*

[@theultimateantihero]

Lol

[@FSXNOOB]

I can't imagine the paycheck you get after working for 328 days...

[@flashv4941]

I think it's tax free too

[@artoruvidal2793]

Nah . it's probably a crap

[@Miumiu0404]

They don’t get paid much. My father was a navy stationed in a submarine. His annual salary was only around $30k.

[@KBoogiie]

Doll Face depends on rank and time in service

[@pigboat659g6]

Paid 3 months in advance on the Boomers.69/75 Received Hazardous Duty pay also. Single guys WOULD PARTY Only 3 month patrols, 1 month R/R, 2 training, Start all over again. W2 $4000 1972

[@g.o.m.d7676]

*5:05** who tf plays submarine video games in a submarine 🎮*

[@nattysupersoldier3642]

This was hella funny

[@matthewjones4830]

Same reason why the ARMY plays Call of Duty and the marines play battlefield field

[@GlazedSweetRoll]

Actually had a submariner do exactly that. He played some Targeting and tracking subs game on the computer for fun.

[@seyentertainment4823]

Looks like they just give ‘em an Xbox controller and a window to stare at 😂

[@gianmallete6281]

😂

[@evaristegalois6282]

Sure, living on a submarine may suck but it is still a more pleasant experience than watching KZbin Rewind 2018

[@emberleegoodfin8984]

SHURE you will have internet in da seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@ChristmasPartyNoob69]

You what y'all need? K POP!!!!!!!

[@crazykirbymain4217]

I agree

[@josephescalera7236]

Anyone else hate the TikTok ads

[@squidkiller1022]

Joseph DaGoat I’m glad I’m not the only one!

[@zachbranum7176]

Yep, I m here. Please stop the ads!!!!!

[@khaiw2080]

Ikr

[@enadopato]

What does this have to do with anything tho go to the ads

[@sjakierulez]

TikTok ad? Get Adblock

[@AnimeVampire234]

1:14 to skip boring ad and just cut to the video

[@greeds4467]

You should be thankful. This video probably wouldn’t exist if they never used ads.

[@maratimis]

shut up furry

[@mattparker3349]

Don’t you love how people post comments like this thinking people don’t know how to fast forward if they want to

[@LowLiving]

Lol thanks I wish I found this before I watched the ad

[@Gonenow2015]

Thank you!

[@rabithole4164]

"a well feed crew, is a happy crew'' couldn't agree more

[@gus452]

rabit hole Navy food is trash

[@GunsmithLC]

Got THAT right.. I gained about 30# the first month I was on board.. Hadda go on a diet.. Sub sailers get the BEST food in the Navy..

[@cliftonwebb2493]

With one toliet

[@ragnarokk7384]

*At least your safe when zombie apocalypse started*

[@JoaquinPhi]

Unless the patient Zero is in the submarine.💀

[@vegasspaceprogram6623]

What if it starts onboard the sub?

[@schlagsahne394]

​@@vegasspaceprogram6623 well at least it would keep it contained

[@vegasspaceprogram6623]

@@schlagsahne394 yeah, well, what about the poor souls onboard?

[@zrime1495]

And Coronavirus

[@bushtucker88]

this is nothing. A320 economy class only 2 toilets for 150 passengers! i had to wait 20 min for my turn!

[@Shadowfax-1980]

bushtucker88 and you’re certainly not getting prime rib!

[@adityakhare9448]

But those guys are spending 3-4 months under the water in a tin can sleeping for only 6 hours.... + get S*** on your face if you flush at the wrong time is kind of... S***

[@xenathomas]

lol

[@McC4rthy]

@Harrison Yates I don't think they have those traditions on passenger jets.

[@mwbgaming28]

wrong, A320s have 3 toilets 2 at the back and one at the front

[@ranb40]

This is a poorly researched video to say the least. From my experiences on fast attack subs; 1. A person has to volunteer to get into the sub fleet, but can't volunteer their way out. 2. Females have served on American subs since 2011. 3. Food is not the only limiting consumable on board. 4. All American nuke subs (except the Virginia class) can or have been refueled. 5. Watches can be 6 hours on 12 hours off, 6 on 6 off, or 6 on and 18 off. 6. Sailors know the time by clocks/watches, not meals. 7. Officers have much more personal space than junior enlisted. 8. There are 2 shower stalls for the junior enlisted, 1 for chiefs, 1 for junior officers and 1 for the XO/CO. 9. The ship's washer and dryer is usually run anytime, only lazy Sailors run out of clean clothes. 10. There are 4 toilets for the 110 junior enlisted, 1 for the JO's, 1 for the CPO's and 1 for the CO/XO. 11. The "no politics" while underway is BS. 12. The shellback initiation described is wrong for the most part.

[@numberz673]

"Man! Fraternities & sororities have the weirdest rituals." Pollywog: "Hold my pearl" Fattest Shellback: "Hold my diaper"

[@ziljin]

I hate sharing my bathroom with anyone.

[@joshuablakeney2983]

Colonel 100 sir! I went and got a shit bucket sir!

[@Bakkcom]

Lol

[@thankyounext365]

Same my siblings we're absolutely disgusting growing up so now I absolutely hate sharing a bathroom

[@KanyeTheGayFish69]

ziljin me too

[@vitdmilk5466]

No siblings?

[@pamelamays4186]

My college friend married a submariner. He was the nicest, coolest guy I had ever met.

[@stumpedii8639]

sound suspicious.. i suppose there were a few..

[@Iluvatar196]

Coming from the tank video all of this seems like a luxurious 5 star hotel

[@stumpedii8639]

much bigger tank...

[@guccigang5269]

I don’t think you’ll ever stay in a tank for more than a week

[@dspates51]

I'm a retired Navy submarine veteran and I would have to say some of the information is correct and some of it is not. I had the honor and privilege to serve on board two attack submarines (USS DACE SSN-607, USS PITTSBURGH SSN-720)and one fleet ballistic missile submarine(USS GEORGE C. MARSHALL SSBN-654). I did it because it was a childhood dream and to be honest there isn't a day that I don't think about it.

[@craftpaint1644]

I tell people everything they've heard is true and false.

[@DannyBooone]

Submarine veteran here too! Hooyah USS ALBUQUERQUE (SSN-706)!!

[@iasimov5960]

SSBN 644 USS Lewis and Clark

[@pigboat659g6]

STS2/SS 659g 69/75 That damn Dace and Darter. It was always, get out of the way, here comes the Dace.

[@douglasreeves9938]

Darryl Spates I have a close friend that I served with at NPS Mare Island and NPTU Idaho Falls as staff pick ups (in Idaho Falls from 1974 to 1976) who was stationed aboard USS Dace after our service in Idaho. His name is Billy McNicholas. He would have been an MM1. Did you know him? Please respond here.

[@eyeln9ne696]

I've just gained a whole new level of respect for our submariners! There's no way I could do it!

[@jeremyday1611]

I was on a us submarine for 5 years and deployed 3 times. I cant say what we did but I can say my life was in danger every day. It was life and as q team we all survived and got the mission done. Since I've been out of the navy ive never been the same. It changed me in ways I cant explain. Is it PTSD I dont kno, I just kno I'm different. It's a secrets life that I share with less the 1% population in the us military.

[@phillipsimmons5]

Thank you for your service hope you doing better now.

[@donnysmith946]

I spent 20+ years on Subs and retired as a Master Chief (E-9) I did 10 deployments that were 90 days plus and 4 deployments that were 6 months plus. Some were in the North Atlantic, The Med and a couple WestPac. This was back right at the time the new 688 class was being introduced to the fleet and they weren't certified for deployment and lots of 637's were being back fitted with the new Sonar and they couldn't deploy, so we did a few back to back deployments .... I loved every minute of it, EXCEPT the field days!!! LOL

[@georgeb8701]

Run silent, run deep. U.S. NAVY does it ALL and does it ALL AT ONCE. Navy vet here. ✌🏻🇺🇸

[@katherinejenkins9866]

Navy vet here!

[@5.7moy]

@Eric Miret Well I mean they have infantry and Air Force so...

[@hari7310]

@Eric Miret we have infantry and the navy has more jets then the airforce

[@InternetMother]

Fun fact: My father's identical twin was stationed in a submarine on and off for about three years. He used to sound exactly like my dad. When he finished his job with the Navy, he sounds completely different from my father now. We don't know why, but my uncle said it was probably the pressure?

[@hihelo5131]

Huh intresting

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Was he a smoker?

[@bwhip]

The inside of a submarine's pressure hull is at one atmosphere pressure. If they were pressurized, the crew would get the bends when they surfaced and exited the sub.

[@zelenskyyspeeches9071]

It's because the air on the surface has more nitrogen In the sub it's near zero, so his vocal chords shrank

[@InternetMother]

@@zelenskyyspeeches9071 WHAAAAT oh my god thank you so much! I'm going to have to share that with my dad and uncle

[@sandro5535]

Why the male requirement? To prevent unwanted pregnancy?

[@brosufstalin4261]

It's no longer a requirement, but yes it is a concern and the Navy has tried everything to mitigate that (heavily recommending females to be on birth control)

[@hephaestus511]

Because submarines are close quarters with little to no privacy and they cannot accommodate segregated facilities.

[@Hanapetals]

^ yah no longer a requirement, but to expound on the birth control thing the high pressure of the recycled underwater atmosphere is known to contribute to birth defects and result in difficulties with pregnancies that may require emergency evacuation. Not to mention that to have separate living quarters would take up more space etc

[@djimma5080]

No it's because they can't have gay sex with women.

[@Steve-qt1sn]

nah they ain't gotta worry about that they're all gay

[@Bread-wq4tq]

At this camp I went to for school we had 20 girls and 2 bathrooms. It was bad.

[@averagejoe112]

Yeah that's worse. We have funnels to the bilge, in addition to the crowded bathrooms.

[@bensinneruggamer]

That’s nothing in my African primary school we hard 2500 students sharing 13 toilets , boys had 6 and girls 6 teachers had 1 plus the toilets were pit latrine

[@dexhorox7394]

Nothing compared to my school in India 1500 students and 10 bathrooms 5 for females and 5 males.

[@novice1070]

In my house i have 10,000.000 people and only 1 toilet

[@beebeenyneeee7692]

thats nowhere near as bad as watching youtube rewind 2018

[@pspicer777]

Went on a WWIi sub once. Never thought I was claustrophobic until then. Am over 6ft 215lb. Could not wait to get out of there. Major props and respect to our submariners.

[@stumpedii8639]

to me when i was young it was like climbing into an office building no windows.. onlyl time u knew u were on a submarine was when it did 360 elevator type stuff. after the shuttle blew up.. and i realized usa was not at the level i thought it was .. it was pretty stressful. they say the shuttle was the most complex thing ever built by man.. sorry.. not sorry.. submarine way way way more compolex than a spacwe shuttle.. carriers probably pretty complex too. airforce just makes me shake my head. wish i joined the air force..

[@Oakere]

*must be male to be on a submarine * feminists: BAN THE NAVY

[@Noctua8]

@@lilplayboy98 it wasn't a social experiment but tru tru

[@averagejoe112]

Women are on US submarines now.

[@xmrinz5751]

@@lilplayboy98 can you post the link of that video?

[@nachox28x28]

RussianMan Haha

[@kriskropd]

I can't imagine any women wanting to be locked up in a pressurized container and surrounded by so much pent up testosterone - but if that doesn't sink the submarine, then I guess feminists can tug that leg all they want. I'm not inherently against the idea, personally, so long as everyone is comfortable with the risks involved.

[@Wanking_wanker]

“China might be using sea to hide there submarines”

[@hazelhaley]

WRONG, they use a new techology called smog to hide their submarines.

[@gamingwithkent3383]

@@hazelhaley r/woossh

[@nutfar4413]

@@gamingwithkent3383Guess you didnt get his joke...r/woosh on you

[@gabedarrett1301]

I have an idea: let's use the submarines to hide the sea!

[@mdakramhossain4470]

Guys , Don't forget China has a high tech AIP Submarine Yuan 041 class. This is believed to be one of the quietest and one of the Best AIP Submarine in the world. They have sold 12 this Submarine abroad. If the quality are so poor . Then why , there are a huge foreign interest. Now Don't tell Chinese Submarine is cheap, so that they are buying them. You can buy about 3 Swedish Gotland class Submarine instead of 1 041 Yuan class Submarine Guys , you can only dream . But Come to reality.

[@TheRealDSummers]

So a bunch of guys alone in a submarine for extended periods of time building close friendships & being called SEAMEN....Yep, this is why I joined the Air Force.

[@randomleagueoflegendsthres1034]

Covering themselves in whipped cream and eating M&Ms of each other. Eh, whatever floats their boat... or in this case, submerges their submarine? "Submerges their submarine" sounds pretty dirty, works well.

[@firefly361]

Air Force is full of fairies.

[@nickleback3695]

Real men join the marines.

[@violetf1030]

@@nickleback3695 I'm a WOman

[@violetf1030]

Also tysm 4 Jr survace

[@lemonnebula3825]

I am a proud US Submariner, although I am a relatively young one reporting to my first boat about 3 months ago I know I still have a lot to learn but I can confirm at least 80% of this is true.

[@dejesus360]

Some of your data is wrong... Female officers have been serving onboard submarines for a few years now, with enlisted women being allowed either now, or in the near future. The watch rotations are 24 hours, usually 8 hours on, and 16 hours off. I could go on with other things you got wrong (former submariner here), but you should do a little more research before releasing a video.

[@michaeltherrien160]

Dejesus, we served together on the Springfield and women were only on boomers not fast attacks, so half right and it’s been since 2013. I can’t believe I saw you comment on this video!!! What are the odds haha. Hope your doing well!

[@jordanwashington4662]

How much gay sex did u have and or see

[@dejesus360]

@@michaeltherrien160 holy shit! Things are well! I'm out in Texas, and haven't been around boats since 2014!

[@dejesus360]

And by the way Jordan, lots of gay sex! Lol

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

@@michaeltherrien160 , that's awesome you guys ran into each other in the KZbin comments! I'm former Army and I never run into anyone... of course, I served waaay back in the 20th century. Cheers!🍻

[@ShadowCorgo]

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!

[@54.06]

Joseph Mateo yellow? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@so_sow]

@@54.06 Know your fucking classics.

[@jokerface20]

A yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine

[@sheogorath2657]

Yeet Yeet the Beatles are trash

[@ishaun707]

We ALL sing 🎤

[@247tubefan]

Worst part was called field day. Imagine cleaning the same spot for hours (with Simple Green & some rags). First hour was actually cleaning. Subsequent hours just pretending to clean more of the same area. Good time for conversation tho.

[@jacobwolfe5568]

247tubefan maintain 3 points of contact and your sat

[@MrCarmineleon]

That one spot in the outboards in the engine room is still clean AF

[@richardmckinney9355]

Outboard of torpedo tube 2. Nobody ever looked there.

[@mcslobthethird7804]

Get outboard the seawater pipes with a Kim wipe pillow and take a nap. Gotta do it facedown with one in your hand though, so they can't be sure that your eyes are closed

[@maiaemmett2399]

I ended up taking over as ship's seamstress so my field days ended up being a lot of time on the sewign machine and listening to music. That and a lot of off watch time. At least it was one of those collaterals that everyone likes you for doing.

[@Backyardmech1]

Mad props to the guys and gals willing to take on the duties of working in a sub to this day. It’s not what it used to be 50 or even 30 years ago, but it’s a job that requires isolation underwater for weeks at a time.

[@emilylarson795]

Submariner wife here. Most submariners are kinda weird but I’m so proud of them ❤️

[@stevenlaurent7173]

I bet you cheat on your husband

[@whatthefuck9703]

@@stevenlaurent7173 lol

[@edmondvodochodsky8208]

@@stevenlaurent7173 you're an A$$, sir! Just because the husband is gone, doesn't mean the woman cheats! As an ACTUAL submariner, yes, i've seen it happen,..... but to come onto a public forum and make accusations about someone you do NOT KNOW personally,.... SHAMEFUL!

[@wilsondb100]

@@edmondvodochodsky8208 r/woooosh

[@franciscomendoza7765]

Proud dad of a nuclear submariner♡My sailor, my son, my hero♡

[@pigboat659g6]

@@JeromePJr No A patriot, someone with intelligence, your mixed that up with your semen fixation.

[@pigboat659g6]

@Hetero Sapien If he left the closet, it was to defend people like you, so you CAN make those kinds of statements. IF American.

[@JeromePJr]

I'm proud of him too. Joining the Military is a noble commitment. He is placed in circumstances that are unimaginable. To protect citizens from the tyranny of this world. Your son and his comrades are truly altruistic. Please tell him Thank You.

[@DuBstep115]

@@JeromePJr He is making the world unsafe place. If all people in the world stopped being soldiers we would have peace and no more war.

[@rjeanette9189]

@@JeromePJr excuse this low life pissant loser. He was a abused child.

[@coopermurphy3911]

This is why I joined the Air Force, I couldn’t do this, props to the guys who can and do

[@elfiraali8838]

Teacher: who lives in a metal tub under the sea? Students: Spongebob Squarepants

[@KiranRaj-sq6pb]

Hi beautiful

[@Unknown-eo9vq]

@@KiranRaj-sq6pb Simpppp

[@ma3tice]

I sleep well at night knowing those men are out there doing what they do for us. I salute you guys!

[@CYBERVISIONSdotCom]

@mmfrnt1 You might NOT sleep very well at night if you knew what we were doing at night - in port somewhere…..🤔

[@rvndmnmt1]

Did this for eight years. Not that bad though your “personal” time is usually spent on quals or cleaning something. The most annoying part was the lack of oxygen. In order to help keep the fire risk down they hold the percentage of O2 down from around 20% to 12-15ish%. Made for some interesting nightmares.

[@pigboat659g6]

I love this “personal” time LOL In the shitter, or your bunk (if you saw it)

[@douglasreeves9938]

If you had a headache, you just went to the O2 bleed in a compartment and inhaled for awhile.

[@lejont]

17% is as low as i ever saw it. It was a pain in the ass to light a cigarette.

[@bohunt8113]

@@lejont We couldn't get a cigarette to burn, but by golly, we sure had a lot of fire drills lol

[@leempoor]

@@lejont went to 15% before according to atmospheric monitoring. Things really suck at that level. Loss of appetite and insomnia 😒

[@mohakim3216]

Skillshare is crap...

[@JohnStax98]

mo Hakim I know, youtube is free

[@alexdrahomaretskyi2792]

I agree

[@azurish7820]

0:44 yeah like you'll have Wi-Fi or cell service 500 miles into the Atlantic Underwater

[@warpey5632]

And 1000 feet underwater.

[@jamesbondj.r.7090]

Submariners have my respect. They are well put together people.

[@pigboat659g6]

Thank you It's nice to see some Integrity here. Sooo many keyboard trolls. STS2SS 69/75

[@timc4765]

@@pigboat659g6 what's up gay butt face?

[@johnh8546]

We are not MT1 (SS) here. We are pretty demented you have to be to find entertainment.

[@jamesbondj.r.7090]

@@johnh8546 I don't understand what you are trying to say here.

[@pigboat659g6]

@@timc4765 Same old shit Schooling THE HOMOPHOBIC, Ignorant, Uninformed, You know the kind. Keyboard Trolls. YOU know the kind. No Integrity, No Respect Never Walked The Walk How's your mom and and MOST of my kids?

[@PrettyGoodShot]

6 hours of study/private time? lol. You should change that to 6+ hours of maintenance/drills/eating/trying to do laundry & 3-4 hours of sleep.

[@pigboat659g6]

You are right on Tried to explain this before But these are 24 hr. Non-quals

[@PrettyGoodShot]

@@pigboat659g6 Nubs are everywhere.

[@PrettyGoodShot]

@@pigboat659g6 My old man was on the Jack, I was on the Boise. What boat were you on?

[@skylarreid1284]

I was on the Pennsylvania

[@richardbonner1674]

I hear you can't call them nubs anymore, and they get to drink milk and watch movies...

[@Winterlandschaft]

My grandfather from fathers side was a submarine captain in the second world war. Unfortulately he died in the 2nd WW. :(

[@MidnightBloomDev]

Mine died in concentration camp He was guard

[@thelastcommander8765]

My grandpa was the emperor of japan

[@mybutthasteeth1347]

Mine great grandfather died in Auschwitz Fell off the guard tower, poor guy

[@filipelimartins]

So how do you exist?

[@thelastcommander8765]

@@filipelimartins Lmao

[@Thatdude_Nik]

"You can use Skillshare aboard a submarine!" 6 minutes later: "There is no internet in a submarine"

[@alt9741]

some of it is accurate but it's hard to describe in a short cartoon video exactly what it is like. It's a military job, forward deployment, constant threats abound and constantly at war with the unforgiving sea. Casualties happen even in peacetime on board a sub.... yep, a lot can and does happen down there. Punched holes in the ocean 1989-1994.

[@IksinskiTomek]

in tank is worse, no toilet at all

[@pigboat659g6]

I like that one LOL, Isn't there a bottom hatch????, or at least a piss tube?? You T-72 guy?? No tank for me, my 300+ feet by 33 foot "tank" works just fine, thank you. Respect if that's your ride. Sub Sailor, "Go DEEPER, Stay LONGER"

[@hoodiefoodie9393]

What do you mean? There is a corner for your needs 😉

[@masar-at]

and why is that?

[@QuasiELVIS]

If you had to spend 3 months in a tank your comment might make sense.

[@cristophersancho1211]

IksinskiTomek good for you. Females don’t poop anyway. 😂

[@SORRYBUTYOURENEXT]

“Let some steam off”....yeah that’s one way of putting it

[@drandren9093]

Yeah. You know. Some fun games like Uno, or Monopoly! Everyones favorites.

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

@@drandren9093 Imagine being an enemy vessel and you hear shouts and Cusses due to monopoly

[@jenniferclark9842]

Johnrich Talunay Or Uno or Sorry.

[@maki49574]

Uno, so you can reverse card the torpedo.

[@jlogg8738]

STS3 SS,SW sub vet here. We don't slam doors or talk loud aboard submarines because it is detectable by other submarines using sonar at ranges in excess of 1000 yards....

[@joeturner1597]

I was in the RN. Our terminology differs somewhat from yours. The only thing I resented about being a submar(r)iner was the lack of proper jollies. 3rd sqdn being at Faslane, we got all the sneakies. But I tell you what you can't beat, is coming out of a machinery space after the First watch and, when on the surface getting permission for 10 minutes on the bridge. The Adriatic was fascinating. You could see both coast lines lit up. But the best was inside the Arctic Circle with the sea flat calm and not a cloud in the sky. The waves glittering as they broke across the bow. The most emotional thing though was laying in your bunk and hearing whales singing. We once swam in the Med out of sight of land. Diving from the forward planes and climbing up a rope ladder. Sea so clear you could see right under the boat. A migrating sparrow landed on the casing until it got its breath back and then took off again towards Africa. We all cheered it on.

[@pigboat659g6]

Did not like the under ice. Plus not many contacts STS2SS MED was great LOTS of contacts The run thru Gibraltar in and out was insane. Damn fishermen always checking out THE wire Thanks Shipmate

[@joeturner1597]

@@pigboat659g6 I was in Gib 4 times. The only non British port we seemed to land up in. The 3rd time, the Navi skippered a PAS boat and took a bunch of us across to Tangier. We were there 5 days during which time I managed to lose my cherry and my wallet in a brothel. The taxi that took me to the brothel was waiting to take me back to the boat. I paid off the driver with the last of the British beer we had on board. I gave him a dozen cans, panicking a bit. I later found out that he would have settled for one. Oh well. The last time, I nearly missed the boat. They were lifting the gang plank as me and my mate jumped on it. There was beer involved on that occasion too.

[@pigboat659g6]

@@joeturner1597 Understood you Brit SS are THE cream of the Crop, And some of the OLD lifers said they loved to party with the Brits. WOW Missing Movement, That would have been a stripe. My biggest WTF was trying to stop my shipmate from driving the Missile Loading crane in Charleston, BEER Know of the Perisher Club. You guys are bad ass Thanks for being on our side.

[@CabbageSandwich]

Wow you are both, incredibly british. It's too bad nobody really talks like that any more, I mean I can't actually understand 10% of what you guys are saying...

[@willmanthorp3030]

Cabbage what do you mean?? Haha. I understood them perfectly!

[@badwolf480]

But...how about living in a yellow submarine?

[@DavidTaylor-qz8nc]

Primer paint first coat is yellow

[@alexlloyd3641]

We all live in one of those;)

[@wariyoshidirector]

So nobody's gonna talk about that crossing the line ritual, huh? Alright then.

[@malcolmgta2221]

I have a mate that works in the Royal Navy, he works in submarines a lot, but I’m in the British army and I love it

[@A.R.77]

I think I'd make it for about a week...then load myself into a torpedo and jettison the hell out of there.

[@phatphracker]

No need to load yourself, we'll help you out. We're very supportive!

[@shobhanadhande6457]

And my school has 1 toilet for 500 Students.....

[@MasterJedi86]

Really?

[@shobhanadhande6457]

@@MasterJedi86 PRIVATE Indian schools man..

[@arhamtahmid1517]

Damn mine is actually there's two BROKEN TOILETS on my floor WHICH MEANS NO TOILETS and idk how many boys are there more than 60

[@MasterJedi86]

@@arhamtahmid1517 Wow..

[@arhamtahmid1517]

@@MasterJedi86 hmmmmmmm yeah definitely a thing to say "Wow" at

[@Mr.FrodoBaggins]

My grandfather retired as Senior Chief and was on subs his whole career, so I flowed in his footsteps and became an ABH

[@eddie_lol]

submariner: I haven't seen sunlight for 328 days discord mods: rookie numbers

[@vincem4756]

Sounds like a nightmare...I respect anyone who does this! Thank you! The Navy like all branches is vital to national security.

[@pigboat659g6]

Thanks VM Back in the Day 69/75, We were treated like shit. And for Korean and Vietnam Vets all this Thanks For Your Service, makes the Burn even that much Hotter.

[@joeturner1597]

Actually, it is the smell of the sea that stinks when the hatch is opened after being dived for several weeks.

[@pigboat659g6]

I've tried to tell these Talkers But Not Walkers, when we cracked the hatch after 85 day, The world stunk!!! I got headaches from the "FRESH AIR" Water tasted like a chem lab. Miss all that lobster and NY strips :) We try to inform all these internet non-quals But the internet knows more.

[@douglasreeves9938]

Joe Turner I agree, brother. After 70 plus days under, fresh air smells like shit for the first couple of hours. Then, when you get home after a patrol or deployment, when you open your seabag, you almost gag from the boat smell (diesel, metallic, bilge).

[@pigboat659g6]

@@douglasreeves9938 I can still tell a diesel boat sailor, BY his Chem-trail LOL

[@AWlpsSHOW36]

I actually love the smell of seawater!

[@pigboat659g6]

@@AWlpsSHOW36 That's why I live 5 min. from the gulf of mexico. Even though it'f FULL of Soviet(Russian) Nukes now. LOL

[@supremereader7614]

I have so much respect for those who serve on subs! I could not do that. One other detail: oxygen itself is deliberately kept low to minimize chance of fires.

[@emma-rb7cs]

If I'm a submariner, then I'd probably spend 12 hours sleeping and 6 hours on duty.

[@thegodhoward8037]

I remember going on a submarine when I was 8 years old it was decommissioned and in oreagon They even had bunk beds in the torpedo bay

[@catalandustin51]

Yea they do. I just went on a sub tour today.

[@meetthedinner3073]

I was actually in scouts in my early teens and we actually got to spend a night on that exact sub as part of a campout. It was much more comfortable than the usual tents we had.

[@SirBeardy]

7:20 sounds like the navy has a strange fetish

[@ArthurMoore-ii8nn]

3:08 animated hand motions are subliminally letting us know that "fapping" goes on in close sleeping quarters and everyone on board knows it.

[@standavison328]

24 year submariner vet here. The toughest part was the long separation from loved ones. Everything else was OK. Hot bunking wasn’t much fun.

[@stumpedii8639]

seperation was bad not leaving work for months.. but surface transits were hellish you want it to stop.. but you cant get off.

[@luinnoc]

How do people stay fit in a sub? I suppose they do lots of push ups, squats, etc, right?

[@standavison328]

@@luinnoc - Yep. That and exercise machines tucked in here and there.

[@luinnoc]

@@standavison328 thanks for the answer! I was wondering this ahahahaha Congrats and thanks for you service.

[@DustinPlatt]

My dad is on the USS Connecticut SSN22 right now. I don't think that most of this video is correct. I guess it depends on the sub? The Connecticut is a fast attack sub but still 350 feet long. Idk all he does on there other than like artic training or something but this video definitely got the sleep thing wrong. I remember him saying he'd wake up after a 36 hour shift, taking a 45 minute nap and then going back for another 36 hours and then going to sleep for 22 hours. But I think normal watches are like 6 hours. I've heard stories of people on watch with weak stomachs and small bladders who would piss in the bilge funnel or take a shit in a bucket behind the switchboards. Some dude shit his pants without having watch relief. Every day you clean the boat. Like religiously. My dad always said that after a 6 month deployment you could tell who a guy was by their shoes. That's how close quarter it was and how close you were to any one person at any given time.

[@pigboat659g6]

Dad's got it right. STS2/SS

[@leespinks4781]

Pigboat 659G STS3/SS

[@magnus22001]

in a perfect world there's a 6 and 6 rotation but the world isn't perfect and stuff breaks

[@superfly3011]

Damn Jeff, you snitching on yo dad.

[@corvo1776]

Weeks without sunlight? Bro, I already get less sunlight than that.

[@abhijithis9424]

Starting the video : "Oh this is cool" 2/3 rd into the video "Owwkkaaaaiiii"

[@planetmikusha5898]

Any young man thinking of joining the submarine service will lose interest after watching this video.

[@winejew9594]

Wow, I served for 4 years onboard and they've got some things very wrong. Clearly written by a civilian. Yes, crossing the equator is a rite of passage, but it didn't get anywhere near that weird. I'd still recommend it over a carrier though. Key selling point: The camaraderie. You get to know everyone onboard, and that includes the captain. And that goes both ways.

[@Rainman_games]

I was a Marine for 8 Sounds like they talked to someone who wanted to sound cooler and more badass than they actually were and over exaggerated

[@hydro2635]

If it starts leaking water, Flex Tape.

[@Senevids]

Never thought I would be watching this video when i woke up this morning😂 don't regret it though!

[@davidwelch2791]

I am a retired USN submarine veteran 87-08. This video was ok; not totally accurate. Life on a submarine is not a cakewalk, but it is an experience of a life time. Be safe and be 😎

[@Me-eb3wv]

Massive respect man you’re my hero

[@davidwelch2791]

@@Me-eb3wv Thank you for the compliment.

[@thesteadfastduelist6258]

*I can already live many days without sunlight or clean laundry but no Internet? Forget this.*

[@craftpaint1644]

I was thinking women without cellphones? How do they live?

[@bombpop2461]

When they said no internet my millennial brother started having a panic attack.

[@adempc]

Oh, those millennials...

[@johnorr8573]

Someone quick! Tell the Beatles!

[@cazador3863]

JOSEPH STALIN!!!! MY COMRADE!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE!!!!!

[@Dpatterson00]

Joseph Stalin Tell Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney, then unbury John Lennon And George Harrison.

[@MicahRdr]

Hello genocide

[@whitedoggo9571]

*meanwhile* *on* *U-1206* Muller: Hans! Stopping shitting in there! I need to go before a fletcher comes! Hans: Fine! But you need to help me flush! Muller: oh mein gott Hans, do i have to do everything for you!? Hans: You are the captain Muller! It's your job. Muller: Fine. *2* *minutes* *later* Crew: What's that smell? *Sub* *starts* *to* *sink*

[@PaulDickson7]

8 years in the Navy. I feel like my life has been taken from me. If I had my time again I would have done it differently

[@diceflawless9115]

What did yo not like about it? Do you regreat the Navy entirely or just the what you did in the Navy?

[@stumpedii8639]

no body forces you to.. but i think people should take advantage of the time and study their arses off.. be the best person there and not worry what other people do. in fact better you knew your job the easier it was. it was VERY difficult working a second job.. almost impossible.. and very very difficult going to college while in the service. higher your rank was easier it was tho..

[@brasstacks5319]

Its service. Think of it as that and let the rest go. 👍

[@sistahlamb]

My maternal grandfather was a US Navy submariner. He never talked about it.

[@yarieemoore3205]

I'm sure vampires would love to work on a submarine

[@stumpedii8639]

incompatable.. too much garlic.

[@Mwilli2132]

Well, with my near inability to smell, I now really want to be on a submarine. Though anxiety says no.

[@FozzQuaker]

Wanted to be a Submariner in the UK when I was 21 and follow my dad into he service and earn my dolphins like he proudly did. Despite passing passing the test for potential Seaman, and would have been able to been able to just scrape through the Fitness Test, O was barred from enlisting as my Mental Health was rapidly declining, was devastating and think I cried for a fortnight as it was my last hope of getting away from the sinking Mental Health Problems

[@paulbains9152]

The first time you go below the surface with the new recruits , youll get one or two that you have to peel off the ceiling , because theyre trying to get the hatch open , I dont know why they dont get tested for that first ? We just laughed , theyd never get it open with the sea pressure . Most submariners that feel comfortable down there , were born premature , go figure ?

[@mastersequence5838]

Yeah you would've had ptsd like you couldn't imagine had you actually made it lol.

[@rushilsharma1636]

4:46 Don't tell me that he is reading 100days old newspaper.

[@stumpedii8639]

yep.. and .. aother question ot ask is how many times..

[@soggypickle1613]

*Cause we all wanna live on a submarine*

[@zachareyharris6228]

Well I do.

[@Novusod]

Only if it is Yellow

[@paparen1937]

Novusod Aha.

[@TheArizonawolf]

Your icon is creeping me out and i don't know why

[@soggypickle1613]

@@TheArizonawolf It's a soggy pickle 😃

[@doggosscience4856]

Infographics show: "1 toilet for 40 men" Me: That's fine Infographics show: "No internet" Me: ok next video