Why Lucius Malfoy Is The Worst Death Eater Ever

[@toriandtilly]

Pretty sure that the only reason Voldemort kept Lucius around is because he had the deepest pockets. Basically Lucius is Voldemort's sugar daddy.

[@luxy828]

Night Owl Goddess lol best comment so far!

[@hiddenbeast0369]

That’s ummmm

[@skvll_and_cr0ssb0nes]

Lol

[@skvll_and_cr0ssb0nes]

@gaming kiddo lol

[@Valkyriee.16]

You mean Glucose Guardian?

[@cometmoon4485]

To be fair, Lucius probably did the most in Order of the Phoenix. His slithering about in the Ministry and manipulating Fudge probably really pushed the "Harry and Dumbledore are liars" movement, hence giving Voldemort more time to properly return to power.

[@waterwh1te455]

True

[@vVillor]

Yes making everyone thinking Harry and dumbledore were liars and then getting purcy (spelt that wrong) to spy on the weasleys

[@rahulprakash683]

But manipulating fudge isn't really something you can staple to the fridge imo

[@CatholicCarlismEnjoyer]

How do Drippy boy?

[@dudewhersmacar7062]

Do you think Lucius uses the Potter's hair care products? And on that note... is Snape's hair so greasy because he refuses the use the potter products?

[@ellabronkema9375]

Did you see that Google autofill episode where the one question that kept coming up was "Why does Voldemort keep stealing my shampoo?" He probably steals it for his death eaters' amazing hair.

[@seldamnia13]

Clever!!!

[@elanorallmann]

Haah! That's rich! Love it!

[@danielkjellgren749]

It's probaly true

[@Galaxyzzz__]

😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@kylieblanton519]

Lucius is the worst Death Eater?? My father will hear about this

[@MeJustMeOnlyMeJustMe]

Araidia Gaming and Animations best comment on this board 😊

[@elanorallmann]

The father would probably agree in the bottom of his heart.

[@brynleighhill4830]

I LOVE YOU

[@xp16]

Yes my father will

[@sayrashah7550]

Haha lol you made my day😂😂😄

[@tafua_a]

I thought Lucius gave Ginny the diary so not only the Chamber would be opened, but also to discredit the Weasleys

[@barbaragarb9453]

Yes i've read chamber of secrets so many times i've lost count

[@Xehanort10]

He wanted to get Arthur's Muggle Protection Act scrapped since if Harry hadn't found out about the diary Horcrux people would have thought Ginny was evil and killing Muggle borns for kicks rather than being possessed by part of Voldemort's soul. It would have ruined Arthur's reputation of fighting for Muggle rights. He also wanted Dumbledore sacked as Headmaster and also wanted to get rid of the diary itself because it was evidence of him being a Death Eater. He didn't know it was a Horcrux because Voldemort didn't tell him.

[@Janoha17]

Or he didn't even realize that the Diary would open the Chamber, and just wanted Ginny to be caught with a dark magic artifact, so that Arthur would be discredited.

[@gryffindorqueen2421]

Either way he failed that too 😂

[@Horatio786]

@@Janoha17 If Lucius didn't know that it would open the Chamber, then it would make sense for him to give it to her while Draco's still at Hogwarts.

[@vasundajay]

"Wait till my father hears about this" "What's he gonna do, Draco? Throw his hair in a pony and fuss about it?!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@michelleng472]

Lol

[@indranidatta6891]

BURN!

[@cocowang8568]

Lol I’m dying xd

[@EggsBeneshit]

Hmm, you’re right.. My mother will hear about this

[@slevinchannel7589]

I never understood what's the Deal with Snape liking Malfoy. He literally is too smart to think Malfoy is something else than a Loser and even a Scammer. Everything about Malfoy makes me think that Snape would look down on him - hard. Like if you agree. Even better: Comment and talk about it with me.

[@MrKneeV]

I don't believe Lucius ever had "being bad" as his goal, or that he even cared about being loyal to Voldemort. He simply wanted to protect his family, and believed that aligning with Voldemort was the best means to that end.

[@slevinchannel7589]

I never understood what's the Deal with Snape liking Malfoy. He literally is too smart to think Malfoy is something else than a Loser and even a Scammer. Everything about Malfoy makes me think that Snape would look down on him - hard. Like if you agree. Even better: Comment and talk about it with me.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@matiasv876]

@@slevinchannel7589 it was Lily's love that protected harry, not that he had the ultimate power since birth

[@fornax5798]

@@slevinchannel7589 Aldo, Lucius was a perfect when Snape was sorted to Slytherin. Their relationship isn't like most Death eaters because Lucius was like a friend to Snape and like him went into the Dark Arts and hatred of Muggles. Actually, Snape saw Lucius fall from grace and Voldemorts lack of care for his family, and as a triple agent, was working towards taking Voldemort down. He actually formed a relationship with Draco, even killing Dumbledore for him to keep him safe from Voldemorts wrath, and arguing on his behalf.

[@fornax5798]

As for the OPs comment, no. He joined Voldemort because he was pureblood, shared their fantasies and disdain for Muggles, loved the Dark Arts, and wanted Voldemort to win. He quickly became part of the inner circle. Only as he fell from grace to a servant, and saw his son punished, is when he understands the value of his family. Take Bellatrix, whose love for Voldemort is limitless that she's willing to endanger her nephew. Lucius isn't that loyal, as he sees a future with Voldemort in charge may not be what he wants. He became as weak as the prey the Death Eaters hunted.

[@kaitlyn1556]

I just think Lucius heart wasn’t fully in it. Ik it’s cheesy but through your he last few movies/books he kind of shows it a little more he just seems like he wants to live a normal life with his son and wife. He probably secretly thought Voldemort was dead and was probably relived. I just think he was talked into being a death eater when he was younger but when he grew up he didn’t want it anymore.

[@SnowyWolborg]

I think Lucius is the type of person who only would want to be a Death Eater if he is confident that Voldemort will win in the end. That's why he was so quick to claim he was being mind-controlled when Voldemort disappeared.

[@doreencloutier1066]

@@SnowyWolborg yes he's the type to toady to the most powerful. It isn't that he really hates non pure blood in itself, it's that being pure blood gives him more prestige.

[@angelwhispers2060]

When Voldemort initially returned Lucius was more than happy to serve him. But once Voldemort started abusing him and his family personally is where he really made the switch in realize that this guy is not what they wanted.

[@randallflagg3700]

And still, in the books, Draco's last action was to attack Harry with Crabbe & Goyle, in hope of regaining Tom's favors. I kinda think that, considering his character development, this last Harry/Ron/Hermione vs Draco/Crabbe/Goyle confrontation didn't make much sense, but it still happened....

[@princesssmileyface91]

I think he was lied to, given how he thinks about muggles, I think he was lead on and put his faith into what Voldemort was selling, Voldemort, when he was Tom Riddle he was known to be very convincing, even after the change, look how how many followers he had, then when Luscious stopped drinking the kool-aid he realized he made a mistake.

[@SerathDarklands]

2:20 - Technically he IS successful in getting Buckbeak _SENTENCED_ to death. Getting that sentence _carried out_ is another matter.

[@MrShorttj]

Given the circumstance you can’t really blame luscious for that.

[@BlueAvocado3]

​@@MrShorttjyes you can

[@elizatoponce9375]

"I just feel so powerful with a bow in my hair." -Ben Carlin

[@jaredfletcher76]

Lol

[@jaxroxvids3234]

Lol

[@jacksfunchannel7075]

Lol

[@rosyellis14]

This definitely happened. Lucius definitely complained about Cissa in that diary

[@sou.p]

600th like

[@ayanaalles5934]

"He may have the brains of a slug, but the hair of a lion" - Voldemort when he invited Lucius to his Inner Circle

[@tylerthompson7461]

Just A Raccoon in The Trash, Why does this statement seem like something Voldemort would say?! 😂

[@Rock-fj3qi]

Karalynn Thompson Voldy-wart must have said it.

[@Ingemaja]

Imagine this being said in Ralph Fiennes’ Voldemort-voice... I would have never been able to see Voldemort the same again 😂 “Meet... our newest member. He may have the brains of a slug, but he does have the hair of a lion. Lucius Malfoy, step forward”. It would have been amazing, but we all know that he didn’t talk like that while at Hogwarts

[@beccag2758]

This is cannon😂

[@mandem2362]

Dolohov is the most slept on character in the Potterverse. Way more useful than Luscious Malfoy! 😂

[@muhaiminzulkarnain5628]

Lucius be like, "I would have been successful, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" **waves around walking stick violently**

[@neveahpotter-harrystwin2438]

Muhaimin Zulkarnain lol yes

[@erial1099]

Scooby??😂😂

[@randomperson8571]

Beautiful. This should be top comment. "if it weren't for you meddling kids and your good-for-nothing hippogriph!"

[@TK-tl3lw]

Muhaimin Zulkarnain more like *waves hair around violently*

[@curiouscolby24]

Let's be honest. He even looks like a Scooby Doo villain.

[@user-hf4qy3mt6z]

"is he gonna throw his hair in a ponytail and fuss about it?" This would make the series so much better if that's how Lucius deals with things.

[@marisaheine7589]

agreed!

[@necromage843]

It really would

[@losinghope4127]

RAEBELE I read this as he said it oml

[@ducky6936]

definitely

[@DANNYTHEFROG123]

Lol

[@huntedfloof]

I can just imagine Lucius rallying after Harry Lucius: My lord, how do you plan to take over the world? *Baby Harry grabs Lucius's hair* Lucius: Yes my lord, I know my hair is luscious

[@Krimson-do1st]

Omg yes

[@goodnight-moon564]

Spectre Gacha 😂😂😂😂😂😂 someone get me an inhaler

[@dickeater3232]

You had the chance to say ‘Lucius’ instead of ‘luscious’.

[@huntedfloof]

I did, and I didn't.

[@adgamers4213]

Omg lol

[@zuzuzuzuzuzuz3900]

“Throw his hair into a ponytail and fuss about it?!” The whole series would be so much better if that was how Lucius dealt with a bad situation. 😂😂😂😂 you have a new subscriber.

[@itzchax2414]

Lucius walks in with his hair in a pony tail: ¬.¬ Lucius talking for 10 hours about hair products later: and that's why i never use a- People: okay I'll do it please stop talking 😵

[@AmandaPrice-f8c]

agreed

[@h.f.a.1221]

Dearest Tom, Draco has said first three-word term today. It was, “Filthy Little Mudblood”. And I agree wholeheartedly. So I said to Narcissa, “Indeed.” She is as excited as me. I hope that he will follow in my footsteps when he grows. Draco has also kicked Dobby. Narcissa thinks that he was overexcited. But I expect it’s because my son knows his priorities well, even at such a tender age. Draco also laughed when Dobby was about to say something, then started ironing his ears. The only thing I do not like is that Draco got his food into my hair- and I had just gelled it! I will see you later, hopefully with updates about my tresses. Sincerely, Lucius Malfoy.

[@arandomuser9459]

TheRaiderOfGalaxyGems Part two?

[@iloveranchdressing]

YAS

[@waffle21581]

Yeah I want a part two this is just amazing. Especially the Filthy little mudblood part.

[@ericbeilmann3649]

You forgot the "hugs and kisses" part at the end.

[@Lord_Helix]

Dear Lucius, Actually, stop just stop Sincerely Tom Riddle

[@NamedForANightmare]

"What's he gonna do, throw his hair up in a ponytail and fuss about it?" You broke me, I'm broken.

[@stewieismyhomeboy]

Lucius may not be the best at being a Death Eater, but he definitely has the best hair in the entire Harry Potter universe. Hashtag Luscious Malfoy.

[@nissiendoesyoutube6333]

na dumbledore

[@minou3511]

No, Draco! 🤣 😁 😂

[@XxPeaceNinjaxX]

Luscious Malfoy you say? I love his band. Its too bad him, Serious Blak, James Samaro Potter, and Snap broke up ... XBlakXTearX could have been big

[@Pigs-js4yy]

stewieismyhomeboy, really? I think Voldemort has the best hair style well used to before he turned into dust

[@minou3511]

Pigs 1341 😂

[@fenrizragnarok]

I'm pretty sure he was mainly targeting the Weasleys for that muggle protection act Arthur pushed through, which kinda almost worked.. Also you brushed over the fact that he kept a completely dimwitted and corrupt "friend" in office as minister and through him bought Voldemort a year to regain his forces AND politically and socially destroyed Dumbledore and Harry during that same year

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@ash_lovesbooks]

@@slevinchannel7589 okay why are you commenting on everyone’s comments? Just read the books

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@ash_lovesbooks I know all the books, buddy. And they are full of plot holes. But more importantly, the movies are even more. And that still isnt the 'most' important thing.

[@luciacaterina4130]

“I just feel so powerful with a BOW in my hair” I DIED😂😂😂😂😂

[@slevinchannel7589]

I never understood what's the Deal with Snape liking Malfoy. He literally is too smart to think Malfoy is something else than a Loser and even a Scammer. Everything about Malfoy makes me think that Snape would look down on him - hard. Like if you agree. Even better: Comment and talk about it with me.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@CapLP7800]

@@slevinchannel7589 It is Not as Though the Death Eaters Had Been Aware of What Had Occurred that Night. They Had Merely Known That Voldemort had Disappeared Yet the Boy Survived. They May Assume The Boy Had Indeed Possessed Miraculous Power, By What Other Means May The Great Voldemort’s Apparent Death Be Explained? They Then Simply Believe the Boy May Indeed Grow to Become a Great Dark Wizard. Alongside Such, The Powerful, Knowledgeable Voldemort Had Forgotten the Power of Sacrificial Protection, His Followers Had Most Certainly Not Been So Aware as to the Limits of Magic. Considering All I Have Described, I Rule Such Logical.

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@CapLP7800 You rule such logical? Why do you speak deluded like this? Also, no, what you say is not really logical.

[@CapLP7800]

@@slevinchannel7589, Had You So Much as Considered My Comment?

[@shinyohi9920]

Lucius is going to tell his son about this.

[@thedarkangel156]

or his father

[@AethyrChild]

Or even worse. His wife. Or his wife's sister. You know. A worthy death eater.

[@OcelotGamer-xb4bs]

LOL😀

[@gracexyoung9599]

😂

[@xp16]

My father indeed tell me

[@TheNoteblockLizard]

The thought of Lucius Malfoy writing in a diary ... This may have extracted a few involuntary laughs from me XD

[@lylebannister3884]

OML

[@okaminokuro]

my laughs were very voluntary

[@rho-starmkl4483]

The Noteblock Lizard It made me smile.

[@najrenchelf2751]

The Noteblock Lizard, may have extracted? 😂

[@EasternStandardTim]

He could have written in it, wasn’t it more of a day planner than a diary?

[@ellensnider2477]

"I feel so powerful with a bow in my hair." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@myra695]

Ellen Snider if he did a ponytail and put in a huge bow he would look like jojo siwa’s older bro or something

[@ririthequeen2131]

Oml wow

[@lolag6757]

“MY SON WILL HERE ABOUT THIS!” pLoT tWiSt

[@michelleng472]

Lol

[@norajensen1771]

Hahaha

[@theotherkimmy6232]

lola asmr and vlogs lol

[@anushkaauddy2126]

YESSSSS

[@limiv5272]

You seemed to have skipped an important part: At the time Arthur Weasley was conducting raids on wizards' homes to find items intended to target muggles, though sometimes finding other illegal stuff. Lucius was afraid they'd eventually get to him, so he decided to get rid of this suspicious and incriminating diary and who better to give it to than the daughter of the guy leading the raids. If she gets caught it would hurt Arthur's reputation and maybe put a stop to the raids.

[@SirBelmerD]

In fairness though, he does have some incredible pull over at the ministry on a more administrative level, maybe not so on the battlefield.

[@rachelilevine1619]

Yeah! Political power, not warcraft

[@HairymuppetGaming]

I think you guys missed something major about Lucius giving Ginny the diary... in Chapter 18, when Dumbledore is talking to Lucius, he says "Imagine the effect on Arthur Weasley and his Muggle Protection Act, if his own daughter was discovered attacking and killing Muggle-borns..." I think this is the main reason that Lucius gives the diary to Ginny specifically, and it also explains the timing of him doing so.

[@jonathangiese5727]

I agree, I don’t think Harry was the intended target.

[@Ari33sa]

I think Tom himself said that his objective only changed to harry when ginny started telling him about harry. So that should pretty much prove that Lucius never intended to kill harry.

[@chrisleneil]

Also Lucius & Arthur had enough of a history of animosity between them for them to actually come to blows in Flourish & Blotts that day. Neither man ever showed a tendency towards physical (non-magical) violence generally.

[@Ari33sa]

Gem strange as far as we know there's no evidence or even just a Hint that the opening of the Chamber itself had anything to do with harry

[@WesStacey]

Yes the timing is because as Lucius stated in Borgan and Burks is that is are now rumors of a new "Muggle Protection Act" in process which is why he is there to sell off dark artifacts in the first place. So yes his plan wasn't to attack Harry but in definitely disgrace Arthur Weasly to prevent any further muggle protection legislation and possible get the original legislation repealed, and possibly kill a Muggle born or two in the process. Since actually ridding the school of Muggle borns isn't really feasible in the first place. Since it may have been feasible back when Salazar Slytherin was alive but as Lord Voldemort Discovered when he was at Hogwarts, the school would quickly be shut down after only a few attacks/deaths occured students would likly be moved on to a new magical school somewhere else and Hogwarts castle would quickly become abandoned.

[@iloverockmusic0303]

“Worst kind of pure blood wizards imaginable” “Ron Wesley” Omg I can’t stop laughing, that was good! 😂😂😂

[@archibaldthearcher]

It's like God spilled a person

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@tiagocarneiromagalhaes3153]

@@slevinchannel7589 well, Nobody knew what happened in the night Voldemort was defeated ... So, their thoughts about a might and powerfull Harry is kind of reasonable.

[@Victoria-ng8qr]

“What, is he going to throw his hair in a ponytail and fuss about it.” - Ben Carlin

[@Anmatgreen]

"He's bad at being bad" I think the word you're looking for is "sucks"

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@slevinchannel7589]

@Chloe Lemon Thin before you write. Its important that my comment reaches people. Or did you not even read this, so you dont know this basic thing about it??

[@matthewchernesky8382]

Lucius is the Team Rocket of Harry Potter.

[@sisterkosho9319]

Matthew Chernesky except Team Rocket is awesome and Lucius isn't XD

[@tanishjacob-rego4513]

James actually looks like anime-fied version of Lucius

[@sisterkosho9319]

Tanish JR he does! Just give him longer and blonde hair XD

[@KC-xe6us]

Jessie's hair, blonde version.

[@rookspirit]

Am I the only one who actually likes Lucius..? He is a perfect representation of a coward who happens to have lots of money and evil friends.

[@SnowyWolborg]

He's also a good example of the type of person who is so stuck in their ways that they won't change, no matter what. Even Draco, for all his stubbornness decided at the end that the way his parents raised him is largely the reason why they ended up in the situation they did. Where did all that pure blood supremacy get them? Relatives and friends either locked up, dead, publicly disgraced, etc. *Nothing* good came from it and Draco at least made sure his son didn't repeat his mistakes.

[@medievalist]

I adore Lucius. He is exactly like most of the Nazi High Command - worryingly normal but willing to do terrible things for appalling reasons. (But it has to be said he is rubbish at Death Eating.)

[@macymonical8382]

Haha sounds like trump

[@bananagaming5940]

So overall... pretty likeable

[@elizabethwhite284]

that gulderoys job

[@jacobnavarro3675]

Lucius is such a compelling character. He's a villain and he's trying his best to look the part but he's totally in over his head. He's trying to be THE heartless edgelord of the story but he's really just another prick. As a redeemable villain, he's incredibly important not to mention his role in Draco's arc.

[@huaifudeng9586]

he also wanted to ruin arthur weaslys muggle protection act by making his dauter atack muggle borns but fails at that to

[@shahika6814]

I love this video “Kids make sure to pie chart responsibly”

[@krzychuk.6364]

C'mon, Narcissa has more balls than Lucius 😂 everyone knows that !

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@JT5555]

This Is True: She Flat Out Lied To Voldemort's Face. That,Alone Takes Balls Of Steel And I Don't Think She Get's Enough Credit.

[@Matilda-u5n]

@@JT5555 Lucius also lied to the dark lords face thoo....

[@Anlvader]

@@Matilda-u5n yess he is sooo UNDERRATED

[@fedeeeeee]

@@slevinchannel7589 imagine this: you hear that a baby killed the greatest dark wizard of his generation. Thinking that the baby is someone with even stronger powers than Voldemort would be a pretty obvious conclusion

[@adimikimkoydu]

Lucius was clueless lol

[@MegaLama96]

In Slovakia, there´s a saying: Dog, which barks, doesn´t bite (is there something like this in US?). What I am trying to say, is that Lucius is like that dog- he is really trying to be scary, and bad, and selfish...but he is useless. And I believe, that this was JKR plan all the time - show, that there are people, who are selfish and sometimes rich, and powerfull, and they think about themselfs, that they are semigods, but we still can beat them.

[@tylerthompson7461]

Miška Tomčíkova You were right about there being a saying like that in the US. The way we say it in the USA is “His bark is worse than his bite”.

[@neveahpotter-harrystwin2438]

One other I know is all bark and no bite lol. I'm from California and I've hear it said before

[@msjkramey]

That's awesome how we share the saying across languages. Thanks for the info!

[@irishuisman1450]

We have a similar saying in the Netherlands: 'Blaffende honden bijten niet', which translates to 'barking dogs don't bite'

[@whoviantrek]

Oh thats so lit! A phrase that's said in multiple languages, that's so interesting. All bark and no bite or his bark is worse than his bite, or even all talk and no action(the non-metaphor version) are all things i've heard

[@Anriin]

Definitely disagree. Why would someone so proud like Lucius even bow to a half-blood? a) Because he believed that they'll get rid of mudbloods and b) because he was threatened. The choice was to join Voldemort's army or to be killed. Lucius was in his mid-twenties, just married, waiting for his heir to be born - of course he joined the Deatheaters. Look at the very end of the second Battle of Hogwarts - he was wandless, not fighting but desperately looking for Draco. I bet he was so disappointed at himself knowing that Draco would need to carry his faults. I'd never call Lucius a coward. Even J.K. admitted that the Malfoys loved each other, despite the cold and heartless image they have.

[@lisac9522]

Vattghern I mostly agree with you, but I don’t remember evidence in the books that any Deatheater knew that Riddle was a half blood. I thought that’s why he changed his name, so his real name would remain secret. (Well, his few school chums would know.) Anyway blood purity was a big deal among his followers. I agree with your point about family. He might have joined the Deatheaters to save his family in order to be on what he thought was the winning side. But I think his racism was for real. I always thought that as a Deatheater he killed Muggles. To me, that’s how he was a coward, killing people weaker than him. Did he really mind killing muggles and probably vulnerable people in the wizarding world? It’s another one of those things we’ll probably never know. Who knows if he ever had the option to take his family into hiding to avoid joining. As someone who liked to keep and gain more power, he’d never choose that.

[@maisoonfayyaz1636]

I don’t remember where I read this, but the Malfoys accepts halfblood.

[@geraldgrenier8132]

@@lisac9522 Lucias was the first person to welcome Riddle into House Slitherin knew he was Half-Blood rasined in muggle orphanage for the start.

[@Alive1]

@@geraldgrenier8132 voldemort was way older than any other deatheater

[@DianaKaulitzListing]

@@geraldgrenier8132 um, I think you're confusing Voldy with Severus Snape. As someone stated above, Voldy was way older than Lucius. I don't remember where I read it but Lucius was one of Severus' first friends, welcoming him into Slytherin house despite being aware of him being a half blood and of his poor financial situation. Afaik Lucius is about 5 years older than Severus and was a Slytherin prefect, so it makes sense. They became really good friends over the years. So you're confusing stories there a bit.

[@randomrandom1081]

Who else was picturing luscius Malloy with a ponytail having a fuss

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@ironhorse3826]

Slevin Channel just read the books , they explain everything

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@magiccloud3074 Ive seen it, but i have to go offline now. So lets talk later about this.

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@magiccloud3074 Now, i have to say to your explanation: If thats true, thats A LOTTT Sub-Text!

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@magiccloud3074 Well, its WAY better than the idea that Dobby is the True Mastermind behind all Evil in the Franchise.

[@DragonFang409]

0:52 seeing this clip makes me laugh because if you get the cane in real life you have to carefully twist the wand out so as not to damage it and I can just imagine him trying to be dramatic but also delicate

[@cramerfloro5936]

Lord Voldemort has: A secret diary A secret ring A pet AND is obsessed with a very famous boy Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[@sandragoodhew2885]

And now I have a mental image of Voldemort going all Amy Farrah Fowler from The Big Bang Theory. It's a tiara! I am a princess! I have a tiara!

[@joshuaochoa9016]

Sandra Goodhew a very potter musical?

[@yorokobiyos2729]

@@sandragoodhew2885 Well Voldy was a drama queen, don't you know?

[@hyperkingx8491]

He is A girl

[@jenniferbarron5454]

More proof that Tom Marvlo Riddle is _in fact_ a FANGIRL.

[@angelaphsiao]

WHAT IF Lucius wrote in the diary trying to communicate with Voldemort and it *told* him to send the diary to Hogwarts? Maybe Lucius told Tom how Harry defeated him and is now a second year Gryffindor student, and Tom decided he needed to get rid of Harry, even at the cost of losing protection. So he came up with the plan to open the Chamber of Secrets to eliminate Harry. That would explain why Lucius gave away a dark magical object from Voldemort himself to the biggest family of blood traitors he knew. He was actually obeying his orders. Also, I really want to know what Harry would have been like as a Dark Lord rival to Voldemort.

[@sevenmoon1411]

Angela Hsiao could not have happened because voldemort was angry with him for using the diary for personal gain

[@Ari33sa]

I think it'S pretty much already explained: Lucius got nervous with the increased raids Arthur and the ministry did at the houses of even well known influential magician. He was kind of lucky that the first time they searched his property they didn't find anything, but after that he tried to get rid of not only the diary but quite a lot of his dark magical stuff. Thinking the Dark Lord was dead and would not return (which seems to have been the case for Lucius, because it was later shown that much of what he did was not in the interest of Voldemort - like getting rid of the diary, like trying to make Draco befriend Harry, like denying any allegiance to voldemort and not searching for him etc.) there was no more reason to hold on to the diary, since he didn'T really know what it was, but risking it being found by the ministry could have been disastrous. He choses to give it to ginny in order to get back at Arthur specifically who was the reason for Lucius' trouble, and because she being all naive and unprotected in the bookstore was a bit of an opportunity for him to use. I don't think he planned to run into the Weasleys here, but when he met them he saw the oportunity. The main objective I think was to get it to hogwarts by whatever means necessary because at least he seems to have known that it might open the chamber of secrets. The chamber was never opened to eliminate Harry. That was never Lucius goal. Back than Lucius even still somewhat hoped that Harry would turn out to be a powerful dark wizard and 'next Dark Lord'. He wanted to open the chamber primarily to get rid of muggleborn and more importantly dumbledore. Kicking dumbledore out of the school was his main objective all throughout book two. I doubt he did that for Voldemort, it just seems like (and we can see hints of that in the first book already) that Lucius just did not like Dumbledore and didn'T aprove of the way he lead Hogwarts. Tom himself said that he only got interested in Harry and found out about him later on, when Ginny couldn't stop fawning all over him in the diary. That's when he changed his objective from 'killing mudbloods' to 'getting to know and killing Harry Potter'. Voldemort was later reasonably mad at Lucius for just giving away the diary and risking it's destruction.

[@ryanle6064]

Or maybe..... He was just writing in the diary!

[@chiechiebenitez9572]

Actually he can or can’t. Depending on the date Riddle put the memories in it, Lucius may either be recognized like “Ah, my second in command” or like “WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!”

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

@@sevenmoon1411 what if he didnt tell voldy that the diary told him to and ehat if voldy didnt know of the plan cause that part of his soul came up with it.

[@butterychopsticksandpie8291]

The most intimidating coward: Lucius Malfoy

[@veeasaurus]

Erika Aleksandra y o u ‘ r e *

[@slevinchannel7589]

Baby-Harry defeated Voldemort cause he was himself a Great Wizard... as an infant... Is no one ever realizing how much nonsense this is? It's made a Plot Point that they thought Harry might be a Great Dark Wizard, but i never heard anyone giving a reason for that. In the World of Harry Potter, you have, as an Infant, the POWER LEVEL OF AN INFANT. Even the Great Dumbledore or Voldemort himself, as Infants, they were all no match for Neville, for example. So WHY IN THE WORLD is everyone making it sound like a plausable little fact??? When it's in truth just nonsense? Did i miss something or was there actually ever a possibility that this was an understandable thought for the Death Eathers OR FANS?!?

[@skynyrdjesus]

I would love to see the plot of the series reimagined with Harry on a character arc to become a Dark Lord to rival Voldemort

[@factsandstuff2832]

Or even Harry willingly helping to bring Voldemort back and becoming a loyal death eater

[@apalsnerg]

@@factsandstuff2832 Don't think so mandem, Mouldyshorts would still have executed him thanks to the prophecy

[@slevinchannel7589]

I never understood what's the Deal with Snape liking Malfoy. He literally is too smart to think Malfoy is something else than a Loser and even a Scammer. Everything about Malfoy makes me think that Snape would look down on him - hard. Like if you agree. Even better: Comment and talk about it with me.

[@skynyrdjesus]

@@slevinchannel7589 I can see how you would come to that conclusion, but it would probably be more because of perspective bias than anything else. Remember, we only see these characters in the context of how they interact with Harry, and they have a very negative antagonistic relationship. Snape being Malfoy's head of house, and pretty personally close to him, we have to assume that Snape sees sides or Malfoy that we as the reader almost never get a glimpse of, because publicly Malfoy is all about hiding his weaknesses and insecurities, making him seem more shallow than he really is

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@skynyrdjesus I don't know... i see your point... but Malfoy is such a loser. I cant imagine Snape accepting someone who fakes Injuries and all that. Like what he did in the Third Book...

[@HalfMoonProphet]

At first glance I thought this video was about how he was the worst _Darth Vader_ ever. I'm very tired.

[@joshuaochoa9016]

Half-Moon Prophet lol "He does not sound like a robot"

[@danielkjellgren749]

Hehehehehe i have to laugth

[@epicevie]

Lol

[@Aleexzf]

You have to admit, Jason Isaacs is still an amazing actor.

[@podemosurss8316]

Also in the Spanish translation he has the same voice actor who voices Tyrion Lannister, that has to count for something.

[@antoniasirotich7021]

Podemos URSS You have a real spanish translation? Not just subtitles? Man that has to be weird to watch..

[@joebykaeby]

I feel like Lucius exists primarily to show the reader why the whole "pureblood wizards are the best wizards" thing is absurd. He's like the poster child for blood elitism and yet he's a sniveling joke.

[@waltersimeon387]

Death Eaters: Also known as "The Awesome Hair Squad", from Lucius' locks to Voldemort's invisible mullet.

[@EiferBrennan]

Now I want a t-shirt of Voldemort with a mullet.

[@geraldgrenier8132]

Bellatrix's rat's nest kinda disproves that title.

[@totallycrazystudios1801]

That's an old reference #GoogleAutofill

[@MerkhVision]

Gerald Grenier nah man Bellatrix was fabulous in every way!

[@sebb5765]

He’s probably so bad because he spends so much time on his hair

[@travissmith2848]

I guess the question is how much Lucius knew about the diary. Also given his pompous and self serving nature, one wonders if he wanted his dark lord's return at all. with his position within the ministry, he may have been angling for an eventual turn as the top minister. Both Harry and Dumbledore refusing to believe he was truly reformed would be problematic if they were to speak out, but if Lucius could disgrace and/or kill them without it pointing back to him...... Kill would be even better as he could fake a couple impassioned speeches calling for justice and advance his carrier.

[@harryjamespotter5237]

Travis Smith aa

[@MandiWallar]

He didn’t know what it was just that it was a powerful artifact that his master needed him to keep safe to possibly be put to use at some later point. Voldemort kept his horcrux’s secrete from everyone so no one would even know to look for them. Dumbledore even states Voldemort is likely to have been very displeased to find that Lucious had lost the diary and done so in such a public and self serving way not even a way to do anything to benefit Voldemort whom he should have still be fully serving and searching for in all he did. His self serving part of the act and reason for using it when and on whom he did was because Arthur was working to put for the Muggle Protection Act which included the ability for them to search/raid homes and things for any dark or dangerous items. Lucious disliked the bill in full but was genuinely concerned about the possibility of a search on his manor. He could could place this item on Jenny in the hope it would bring shame to Arthur’s family as a whole and stop the bill in its tracks but at the very least even if it did nothing at all he got rid of something he believed was extremely dark and dangerous considering it was given to him by Voldemort. Also Lucious didn’t work at the ministry his only placement or connections there are his name and family and constant donations to key people and departments to benefits himself and his family in different ways. He’s actually a governor for Hogwarts until later in the series when he loose that position and his standing in lot of other places in society his “fall from grace” happens in stages almost as the dark lords comes back more and more he looses more and more until he’s the sad broken man in DH who just wants to find his son and get away from The fight

[@blindtreeman8052]

Pretty sure he gave the diary to ginny to screw over their family.

[@nkirukaj2384]

blind tree man yea, he did

[@frozentidez]

Voldy "The Dark Lord" is a teenage girl. He has a: diary,a special cup, and a obsession with a famous boy.

[@leoyori9829]

Moira Rose he also has a pet, a ring, a locket, and a tiara.

[@veeasaurus]

He also wants a nose transplant, has followers, and goes to the GIRLS bathroom.

[@savannahbutler5973]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤑🤑🤣🤣😘

[@jayvienhy2082]

Ben: Lucius is the worst death eater Lucius: my father will hear about this

[@sweetcupcake5235]

*son

[@dominikadomaczaja5019]

I love Lucius. He actually is one of my favourite characters.

[@beenee92]

Question did you mean to make a hidden Mickey with the Luxo ball in the behind. lol I love it.

[@angelwatcher374]

beenee92 Where you see that?

[@angeladavidson2350]

I love Ben making fun of Lucius 😂

[@Imrano_Rex]

So basically Dobby Mal-foiled Lucius...

[@serenfryar1742]

If he was writing in the diary, then maybe Tom told him to send it to Hogwarts

[@josephfields2875]

(Draco watches this video) “My farther will hear about this!”

[@veeasaurus]

yeah, farther. because his father is still is Azkaban.

[@nezuko-chan4553]

@@veeasaurus I- pfft

[@janamaltby]

Yeah, here’s the thing Draco, we are NOT afraid of your father after seeing this video.

[@irenebotros4766]

And my closer will hear about this lol

[@theaspreysisters3587]

@@veeasaurus 🤣🤣🤣

[@LuxorPJ]

I disagree, how can people think that Lucius is the worst death eater?! Lucius garnered the interest of Voldermort, I presume, right after leaving Hogwarts, being invited to the death eater circle and he had to be, at least an above average student to be in the slug club. He served in both wizarding wars, contributing more in the first than the second. I believe he might have been Voldemort's second/third in command in the first wizarding war since he and Bellatrix were the only death eaters Voldemort entrusted with horcruxes; that alone should be enough proof that he was not the worst death eater ever. I agree he fell from grace after Voldemort's return...even so, he was the one chosen to lead the retrieval of the prophecy in the department of mysteries. After his failure in retrieving the prophecy he didn't do much. Then and only then, would I argue that he was the worst of Voldemort's inner circle...

[@bkrapfl20]

and he helped infiltrated the Ministry of Magic

[@alisonmitchell1]

But all he did was use his money and his slytherin heritage, he didn’t really do anything

[@bkrapfl20]

Alison Mitchell but he did help how he could help best

[@ystermannexe]

Alison Mitchell you would just run and hide

[@peggykell]

Except V. took his wand. That was useful.

[@elizalagonia1049]

It's been about 4 years since I read Chamber, but isn't the timing for the diary because Arthur Weasly is suggesting some pro-muggle legislation that would make some of Malfoy's activities highly illegal? I seem to remember Dumbledore saying something along the lines that if it was found to be a Weasly than the bill would be dead because "what are you teaching your kids." Again, I could be wrong and I'll look it up tomorrow.

[@tanishjacob-rego4513]

Eliza Lagonia you're right

[@matematicarka]

Yes, thank you! I came here to mention that. But remember that he keeps losing in quizes, he is not very good with the books facts

[@TheDisneylover23]

I have a question. When moldy Voldie returns, everyone knows he was Tom Riddle right? So then why hasn’t Hagrid ever been completely pardoned for opening the chamber? One would think that once it had been confirmed, he’d at least be allowed to do magic again and get a new wand. I know the theory is Dumbledore fixed it with the Elder Wand, but the Ministry doesn’t know that. That’s beside the point.

[@doreencloutier1066]

I got the feeling that only a few people really connected Riddle as Voldemort. That he dropped all semblance of being Riddle a couple of years after he left Hogwarts. And no one else would dare emphasize the connection. Like an intentional blind spot.

[@lisac9522]

Most people, even his followers, didn’t know. Remember Dumbledore spent years getting the info about V’s background that he showed Harry in the peneive? I think that showed us Voldemort’s identity was a big secret.

[@andrewwagner2414]

Plus Hermione would pardon him when she was minister of magic

[@joeschook792]

Bigger question: why didn't they just use veritaserum when the chamber was first opened to interrogate hagrid?

[@seankerr837]

Woah.

[@dracon9800]

"what's he gonna do? Throw his hair in a pony tail and fuss about it?" That line was the funniest thing I heard so far in 2019

[@angeladavidson2350]

3:38 You mean In-Ginny-ous? Get it? I'll leave

[@kaashvi8192]

#BadPuns

[@SpinX522]

He may be the worst Death Eater we've actually seen, but if their sons are anything to go by I bet Crabbe and Goyle Sr. are probably worse.

[@drm726]

There is actually moment in the graveyard (in the book) where Voldemort is admonishing all the death eaters, specific with each one. When he gets to Crabbe and Goyle Sr., he literally cant think of anything better to say than "Do better this time" Which I kind of found funny because it shows how useless those two were.

[@khodexus4963]

You're missing a few big pieces of evidence, most notably, the Ministry raids Lucius was tipped off about. Discrediting Arthur Weasley was a major factor in his motivation of targetting Ginny, and also knowing he couldn't necessarily keep the diary safe through the school year due to the Ministry raids also forced the timing. I'm sure putting Harry in danger was a consideration, but it's highly unlikely to have been the primary motivating factor. He had also grown disillusioned with Voldemort over the years, and while he absolutely agreed with his pureblood supremacy views, I think he had grown distasteful of his methods, and would have much preferred a regime with someone else in charge. And yet he still feared Voldemort's power, and that is why he tried to serve him loyally when he was around, but perhaps that distaste was a large factor in why he wasn't very effective as a death eater. His heart wasn't fully in it. Also, also, Jason Isaac totally improvised the killing curse at the end of Chamber of Secrets, J.K. Rowling stated in an early interview that she very deliberately avoided showing any of the Malfoys successfully casting an unforgivable curse.

[@evillaughinglover]

This is what I was going to say! I was under the impression that Lucius gave Ginny the diary not out of careful planning, but because he had tried to sell it at Borgin and Burkes but they refused to buy it due to the amount of dark magic associated with it. Knowing that there were raids happening and that Mr. Weasley was attempting to have a raid done at the Malfoy Manor, he tried to get rid of the diary any way he could and saw an opportunity to plant it on a Weasley child without even knowing what the diary even was.

[@lisac9522]

tatum That’s what assumed too. I doubt he knew what the diary did. He just knew 1. He wanted to get rid of it so it wouldn’t be found during a ministry raid, 2. He knew it was very dark so when the opportunity presented itself he planted it on a little girl in a family of blood traitors. Job done. I remember feeling disappointed that the fist fight between Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley didn’t make it into the movie! Their families really were enemies.

[@danielleanzalone2024]

When he's talking about Lucius giving Harry the diary he says why wait 12 years. Anyone think I DID MY WAITING 12 YEARS OF IT IN AZKABAN

[@myrasart3954]

Elle Is A Person I'M ASKABAN

[@Lanoira13]

All I could think at that typo is "I'M BATMAN" and now I'm thinking "I'M AZKABAT"

[@danielleanzalone2024]

I fixed it 😂

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

I agree that they should have shown Lucius demonstrating that he is a top-level wizard and a genuine threat, more than once. The fact that they only showed him making threats and being a bully undercut his character seriously.

[@elizabethrose644]

Idk why, but the Chamber of Secrets has always been one of my favorite books/movies in the series

[@Ari33sa]

While I don't really disagree in regards to Lucius being a bad death eater xD I think you're getting his motivations wrong. Lucius all the way through the books until the Malfoy Manor scene in book 7 never actively tried to kill Harry. Even during the scene in the departement of mysteries, it was Lucius who demanded that Harry not be killed. Partly to protect the prophecy, partly because it was fairly obvious that Voldemort wanted that honor for himself. He was even holding back bellatrix and others from harming Harry while he tried to reason with Harry to hand over the prophecy. Before that he would have even less reason to kill Harry. Before the second book he doesn't even know harry so why would he try to kill him. I assume that Lucius never wanted or at least actively tried to get Voldemort back - he didn't know about the Hokruxes, he lied about being under the influence of the imperius cuse and he fled from the sight of the dark mark... even more so he originally tried to befriend (or have Draco befriend) Harry. All that would have or did come back to haunt him, when the Dark Lord returned. So I assume he didn't expect his return. He rolled with it when it happened, but among all the death eaters he was not one of those trying to get him back (despite among all of them having probably the best possibility to revive him). So why would he just randomly try to kill Harry Potter when he doesn't even know him? And why do it using the Chamber of secrets that is known to only attack muggleborns (when Harry's a halfblood). Even Tom Riddle himself said that his objective only changed to kill Harry halfway through. Lucius tried to get at Arthur and Dumbledore with the diary and tried to influence Hogwarts. It's the same thing he tries to achieve in the 3rd year when trying to kill Buck beak. He tried to get rid of a teacher he doesn't approve of (also I think he's the kind of parent who thinks this justified).

[@Stragler76]

Am I the only one who (although not in the book and just in the movie) remembers Lucious try to cast the killing curse on Harry just because he lost him his servant?

[@moviemaniac2159]

No, he almost cast the Killing Curse on him in the movie. Jason Isaacs, the actor who played Lucius, improvised it because he was reading the fourth book at the time where the Killing Curse is introduced, and he just went with it.

[@nreh0]

I'm fine with sponsors at the end, but don't break the video in the middle, it really grinds my gears. Making money from your videos is fine, unless it starts negatively affecting the content. Still love your videos though.

[@DrToonhattan]

Agreed. I've stopped watching other channels because they started doing that, I'd hate to have to give up on this one.

[@alisonmitchell1]

I think it’s clever. They do it in such a creative way.

[@austinsmith675]

Lucius is legit one of my favorite characters, I always just thought of him as not really that into the evil stuff, just seems that way because that’s how harry views him being Draco’s dad. Mostly just dislikes the weasleys and muggle borns. But above all he’s a family man himself, as he does so much for them :)

[@Isabella-cn1fd]

"I just feel so powerful with a bow in my hair" I love that so much

[@legoroan9866]

4:14 although he didn’t know she had a crush on him, he could’ve easily assumed, especially after what Draco said to Harry and Ginny and her reaction

[@danthefootyfan2379]

SuperCarlinBrothers: Lucious Malloy is the worst death eater Draco Malloy: My father will here about this

[@DrToonhattan]

Please don't do an ad in the middle of the video. Completely interrupts the flow.

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

May have been part of the contract

[@arielsteinsaltz1956]

They don’t do that. They monetized their videos, but KZbin decides when ads play and when they don’t.

[@DrToonhattan]

+Ariel Steinsaltz That's not what I'm talking about. I'm referring to where he starts talking about Audible for 2 minutes, then continues to talk about Harry Potter again.

[@arielsteinsaltz1956]

DrToonhattan Oh. Yeah that was a little weird, I had thought the video was over.

[@baskebenji]

Ok, so I incidently happened to re-read Goblet of Fire recently, and re-watched Fantasic Beasts yesterday, and there's a.. Well I don't know if you can call it a plothole, but it bugs me to no end regardless.. So my question for you J, Ben and everone else is: Am I the only bugged by the fact that we're given the impression that Ilvermorny is the only wizarding school in America, on both Pottermore and in the movie, and yet we meet a group of girls from Salem Witch Institute during the World Cup? And that's just one of several things, albeit the one that bugged me the most.. But yeah just to mention a few others, how's Goblin Clay Morow have two wands? I mean he's an informant of Macusa, why would they allow a Goblin to carry wands? And if Grindelwalt has the Elderwand, and Newt disarms him, shouldn't that make Newt the true master of it?

[@kamronspencer4910]

Christian Schrøder as I recall I think those were adult witches as in it’s a social group not a school

[@coolnerdlll6053]

The Newt question is easy. He gives it to the authorities, one of which becomes the master, until Grindelwald steals it back and reclaims ownership.

[@Lucky10279]

The movies are a separate universe from the books/Pottermore.

[@Siegmernes]

@@Lucky10279 Not the fantastic beast movies. They are Book-Canon. The other movies are not Canon though.

[@Siegmernes]

I always thought it was like a university. Like you go there to get training in (for example) potions that goes beyond normal education. Or it simply opened recently.

[@amyconway1631]

I think that Lucius stopped caring about everything and sort of farted his way through the the whole thing

[@gc1823]

A waffle, a quite literal WAFFLE, would make a better death eater then Lucius, even if it was under the imperius curse. In fact, especially if it was under the imperius curse! Who gets that joke?

[@jackiepaints6993]

Dashfan 05 мє! ι ωαитє∂ тнαтνι∂

[@faizd.3150]

Not me…?

[@arandomuser9459]

Dashfan 05 Please explain.

[@christianali5431]

Dashfan 05 do you think it imperious curse would work on the waffle. If you could create a spell that could do a beauty and the beast style enchantment where in animate objects move around with a life of their own, I’d be into that.

[@buccaneerscarletthetough1303]

LUCIOUS MALFOY WRITING IN THE DIARY MINI SERIES

[@FamilyGrimes]

I don't know how this is in the theory section. It should be in the "Lucius Malfoy in a Nutshell" section.

[@Sophi023]

Definitely agree. Worst death eater/bad guy ever.

[@ashhinman1919]

Sophi23 best. Not much he does is bad. He causes the death of the baskalisk and destruction of a horcrux, makes people think buckbeak dies for a bit, the quiditch World Cup thing is bad, he destroys the prophecy and Voldemort couldn't have it anymore, and that is the majority of what he does.

[@Sophi023]

Mark Hinman he had one job... 🙄😅

[@ystermannexe]

Sophi23 no. best

[@xp16]

Sophi23 my father is the best unlike yours

[@aagammehta9511]

He is not terrible at magic. He was even a prefect at hogwarts.

[@shannonsullivan6480]

You're pronouncing his name wrong. In COS when Lucius first introduces himself to Harry in Flourish and Blotts, he pronounces it "Lou-SEE-us." Makes me absolutely crazy when people pronounce it "Lu-shus"

[@Nibblenephim]

This makes me feel awkward about saying Lucius Malfoy is my favorite character.

[@royaleuropemapping9306]

He is actually my favourite character, and I have no problem at saying it.

[@debbiecamp2205]

I have all 7 books, all 8 movies, and all 7 audible books of the Harry Potter series. I'm re-listening to them.

[@clselwood]

How much? I went to buy the CDs and it was something like $600 for all the books... I love a Harry Potter but that’s a lot!

[@elag1144]

Yesss but the hair!!!!!!

[@adamcoutinho797]

You forget, Dumbledore pointed out Lucius wished to discredit Arthur Weasley. That is important because Malfoy waited until he knew who Harry's best friend was before laying the trap. He probably hoped to have it be Ginny would put all of Gryffendor tower in danger, getting rid of a good chunk of the weasley family, who he considered pure blood traitors

[@sunilpermaul7876]

I actually find Lucius' plan to use the diary to be a good one. I mean, it was the most useful moment for a horcrux to be used (even if Lucius didn't know what it was). Voldemort would have come back. Also, it would have supported the Death Eater views by eventually damaging a law to protect muggles. By discrediting the Weasley family and killing the law, Lucius would have done well in the views of Voldemort.

[@okthen3583]

Lockhart > Lucius

[@judywright4241]

ok then --we’ll, Lockhart did write books, use the exploits of others and then wipe their memories. That leaves Lucius, now we could argue Stan Stunpike was a loser Deatheater, but we only knew he was flying with them, not necessarily was one. Yep, Lucius wins🎉🎉

[@Viktor-wn2ch]

lockman*

[@sylviamuller8431]

“I just feel so powerful with a bow in my hair!” 😂😂 I’m dead

[@DragonFruitXVI]

Does Darth Vader have a diary?

[@nectarinn3]

DragonFruitXVI Maybe he has a cyber-diary? 🤔

[@Chestna1]

"Emperor's Log, Supplemental"

[@bucky2057]

I bet he hates Harry because Draco keeps talking about ‘Potter’ to him

[@alecrutz956]

just wait till his father hears about this

[@carlairving]

You assume Lucius is a Death eater out of principle. We know Bellatrix is a true believer. But I think Lucius is always just looking for any powerful group or people he can use or join for his own personal benefit. If Voldy is to take power, he'll be the most loyal Death eater. If Voldy is nowhere to be seen, he will give bribe to the Ministry of magic. And I even think if Dumbledore was open to his ways, he'd have been at his side. Which explains why he was thinking that Harry was a potential new hero for Lucis - until he wasn't. Lucius just care about himself, his wealth, and his status (and his hair obviously!). Ok, maybe a tiny little-bit about his family heritage, Narcissa and Draco.

[@Siegmernes]

I agree except for the family part. I think he cares about them a lot

[@rosytheriveter2538]

@@Siegmernes have you seen how he treats Draco? he is more a tyrant than a loving father :( Draco seems afraid and Lucius seems to put a lot of pressure on his shoulders.

[@ss0ur_grap3s]

@@rosytheriveter2538 He's just very VERY strict parent. He probably just loved him mentally but just not physically

[@rosytheriveter2538]

@@ss0ur_grap3s Even mentally. He crushes his spirit to make him another Lucius.

[@ss0ur_grap3s]

@@rosytheriveter2538 Ok yes pottermore does say he was a bad parent and true he most likely did crush his soul but Lucius in my opinion was probably raised like that to. On the life of Draco Malfoy on pottermore, there is a part where J.K Rowling did a couple of statements of the Malfoy's and one was: I pity Draco, just as I feel sorry for Dudley. Being raised by either the Malfoys or the Dursleys would be a very damaging experience, and Draco undergoes dreadful trials as a direct result of his family’s misguided principles. However, the Malfoys do have a saving grace: *they love each other* . Draco is motivated quite as much by fear of something happening to his parents as to himself, while Narcissa risks everything when she lies to Voldemort at the end of Deathly Hallows and tells him that Harry is dead, merely so that she can get to her son. So it doesn't say much about Lucius but it does say all the malfoy's loved eachother. You do have good points in your comment but I just believe he did love him but I mean you can go believe what you think is right. Btw on a totally unrelated note, hope you stay safe during corona

[@Aro_dynamic46]

Lockhart? Better than Lucius? No 😱😂

[@MandoYote]

Furries; discuss

[@sapphireseptember]

Opal Wolf Lucius is better looking, both in the films and in my head! 😀

[@MandoYote]

That has nothing to do with my conversation starter

[@davidray3133]

Opal Wolf well, Lockhart is a fraud, and Lucius is a vicious, evil wizard. I'd take Lockhart any day. At least he (unlike Lucius) never tried to kill Harry. Sure, he tried to obliviate him and Ron, but he didn't succeed in that.

[@MandoYote]

Please go back to the topic I presented

[@combatking0]

Someone mashed together Stephen Fry's narration of the UK version of the Audiobooks and made a song called Wingball Wizard. It's on KZbin somewhere.

[@AlexManMe]

Combat King 0 Hmmm I can't find it

[@AracneMusic]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZvOpmaPq9VrbJY there It is

[@billyc4216]

I like Lucius Malloy, he is one of the classiest death eater

[@boldbearings]

Carlin Bros are jelly of Malfoy's flowing locks. Another one bites the dust.

[@kkgaskin4923]

"throw his hair up in a ponytail and fuss about it" I'M DEAD!!!!!