Why Prophet of the Dragon thinks YOU should JOIN the NERDPOREAL CONTINUUM

[@drunknpoet]

My beard grew 3 inches when I became a member. And now I have a modeling contract. Thanks, Nerdporeal Continuum

[@Nerdporeal]

We miss you Dempsey

[@BrandonTheAnimeGuy]

I feel like a better man!

[@DJRonnieG]

Just like people on Star Trek, "were not in it for the money... we fo this to _better_ ourselves."

[@DJRonnieG]

Since becoming a member, my turtles have not made any successful escape attempts, and I can do more pull-ups than ever before*.

[@zombieboxreviews]

I heard that if I join it will help improve my sex life. Is this true? 😆

[@Nerdporeal]

Disclaimer: It works differently for different people, kinda like the Venus Drug from Mudds Women...

[@wajidleeky786]

Lol 😆

[@Nerdporeal]

I also hear it improves your taste in entertainment....