Why Ralph Breaks the Internet is a Cinematic Disaster

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[@coledakers6127]

This is Disney’s film for saying “how do you do fellow kids.”

[@bloomingdaemon]

This quote needs a comma

[@stormbirdaloy]

BloomingDaemon no, no it does not.

[@sheixmusic]

Nah more like "How do you do my fellow kids? Wanna see me take 2 of your favourite protaginists, beat their personality with a mallet then shove 10,000 Disney advertisments up your ass?"

[@thunderbird1921]

Who remembers the EXTREMELY cringeworthy "princess selfies" they used to promote this film? That was ridiculous. Are we going to have Disney characters start rapping and wearing bling chains next? "Look at us, we got SWAG!"

[@shlokrathod4391]

@@kieranstark7213 what the hell?

[@illegalpoprocks]

One of the absolute WORST parts of this movie to me is that the sugar rush machine magically becomes a single player game to fit the plot

[@newkidontheblock8662]

LMAO! IKR?! Nobody noticed that!

[@kkmadi1]

WAIT A MINUTE-

[@servalgutz3942]

Wait a second-

[@ballisticboo7808]

Hold up...

[@slightlyuncomfortable]

Holy shit

[@MissShanti02]

The biggest problem, for me personally, is how they jacked up Ralph’s character so much. I rewatched Wreck -It Ralph and the man was very smart. (Like when he pointed out that Vanellope was on the side of the console meaning she was part of the game) he was also quite mature as well and had dreams that were justified. They made him so stupid and so selfish that it just ruined the whole thing for me. And his obsession with Vanellope in the second movie made me very uncomfortable.

[@RomanHistoryFan476AD]

i cannot see Ralph from the second film doing that heroic sacrifice from the first one.

[@onyxtheowl24]

In the first film he seemed like this depressed, isolated guy that just wanted more out of life and then found Vanellope (I apologize if I spelled it wrong, I really do) and then finally found purpose in his life. . .but in the second film he’s so dumb that it’s mind numbing at best and devastating at worst for people who loved who the poor guy was in the first movie.

[@Ten_Tacles]

Ralph in the first movie was willing to give up his friendship (and his life) *twice* for her sake, but in the second movie he is so incredibly clingy, he can't let her go even if that was her own choice. Like how are those the same character?

[@briannalee1998]

Crimson Burgundy same! They treated it like a weird romance instead of a big brother, little sister relationship.

[@thesleepydot]

Crimson Burgundy i agree with you

[@ethanengelking2492]

Fun fact: Big Hero 6 was originally apart of the marvel universe. A kind of Japanese Avengers team. At the end of the movie, Stan Lee makes a cameo. Not many people know this, I just wanted more people to know about this information.

[@_rumil_4098]

More people need to see this

[@RenoReborn]

Pretty sure the movie was developed as a stand alone but yes, the OG comics are Marvel Canon

[@morganodonnell6862]

I watched it with my grandpa back when it was in theaters. Afterwards he was like "i think i read this already". Dude read the og comics back in the day

[@ValeBridges]

Yeah isn't he the rich dude's dad or something?

[@Squeaky245]

"originally apart of the marvel universe" Apart means 'separate from' you know.

[@rileyjo966]

Ralph in the first movie: smart, but acts unintelligent as a defense mechanism Ralph in the second movie: his unintelligence is not an act

[@thunderbird1921]

This felt like a poorly made Family Guy episode! Cinderella breaking her slipper to use as a sharp weapon on a girl?! Unbelievable.

[@MrLegendofLP]

Thunderbird 1This felt like a poorly made Family Guy episode! Cinderella breaking her slipper to use as a sharp weapon -on a girl- ?! Unbelievable.” There, I fixed it for you.

[@DiamondAxolotl]

@@thunderbird1921 It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex on tv

[@skippiefritz]

@@DiamondAxolotl where are those good ol fashion values

[@the_bohemian4536]

Bunny Bun lucky there’s a family guy!

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

Imagine how much better the movie would've been if Ralph was actually Ralph and he said, "young lady, you are going turbo! You're grounded!"

[@reddeath5791]

Credits

[@pinkiepie2331]

Someone needs to rewrite this movie

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

"-Your Grounded" implies that Ralph is Venelipie's dad and ngl I kinda want to see that animated

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

rewrite ends with him looking at Shank, realizing that she never wanted to hurt Vanellope, looks back at Vanellope, hugs her, and tells her to stay safe

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers he was always kinda her dad

[@randomaccount313]

Turbo: goes turbo Everyone: that's no good Vanellope: goes turbo Everyone: mkay

[@aztn19]

Everyone reacting to the belief that Ralph might go Turbo: Ralph don’t be so selfish and think of everyone else in your game that you hurt by going Turbo!! Everyone reacting to the knowledge of Velenope going Turbo: Girl, you have to do you so don’t worry about anybody else!!

[@randomaccount313]

@@aztn19 Yeah it's not like Sugar Rush needs their president or anything

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Disney’s feminism in a nutshell

[@randomaccount313]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson lol

[@randomaccount313]

@@nooneinportant6591 exactly

[@AuspexAO]

Ralph is the one with the character arc where he learns that it's "ok to be a bad guy" in the first movie. Why did they think they needed to make Ralph the one with the arc again in this one? It's definitely Vanellope's turn. After Sugar Rush breaks, the racers go on to a sequel game but Vanellope is bored with the same old thing and doesn't want to live out the rest of her life in another Sugar Rush. While introducing Ralph the internet she Turbos into Slaughter Race and Ralph gets mad at her, but they discover that it's actually fine, because there's an online poll to add a new racer to Slaughter Race and all the guest players are temporarily playable until the vote. It's a legit way for Vanellope to "go turbo" (online games add guest characters from other games all the time, so it's way more believable that this would happen in a non-arcade game). They go to the internet to make Vanellope more popular to win the poll, and Ralph would find that he had the talent for making viral videos. He starts by using the popularity to get votes for Vanellope. Maybe Ralph has a mini-arc where he lets the fame get to his head and forgets why he started doing the viral video thing and starts doing it for clout and atttention. The REAL arc could be that Vanellope is the insecure one. She wants to branch out and loves Slaughter Race, but sees herself as a dorky little kid. The other racers from Sugar Rush shame her for trying to broaden her horizons. Her new friend Shank unintentionally treats her like a baby instead of an equal despite the fact that they're both great racers. They lose a race to Mystery Racer X, a boss that Shank "can never beat". Even though it's clearly not Vanellope's fault, Shank lashes out with gamer rage and blames her for the loss calling her a "candy-coated brat". Now our heroine can't even rely on Ralph and gets mad at him because he's obsessed with internet clout. To top it all off, she sees negative comments about her online thanks to the impending poll and gets really down on herself. The climax of the movie is Ralph realizing the poll is about to close and Vanellope is losing badly. He uses his platform to make a heartfelt and real plea for people to help out Vanellope and explains how amazing she is as a racer and how ride or die she is. As a result, his audience helps Vanellope win, but they stop watching Ralph because "he's not funny anymore." The message can be about the internet being fake as f@#$ and that your real friends should keep you grounded and be the ones who reaffirm you, not random idiots online. The Sugar Rush racers have one last run with Vanellope and buy her a more mature new racing jumpsuit as a going away gift. The movie ends with Ralph hanging out with Felix and his other buddies, watching his friend head off to her new job at Slaughter Race. As a stinger, Shank tells her that the new jumpsuit is cool and apologizes to her, saying that Vanellope just reminds her of her younger sister, who is actually the Mystery Racer X that beats her all the time. Just as she says that, the Racer drives by and they both hop into their cars to chase her. There. Movie fixed. I wrote that in like five minutes Disney.

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

That's already so much better

[@AuspexAO]

@@Theawesomeninja_XD Thanks!

[@elgordobondiola]

With that idea of guest characters being guys who are turboing into other games, there's no wonder akuma is in Tekken 7, bro was bored out of his mind in SFV.

[@hh111hhhhhhh]

i aint readin allat

[@lusaminefushiguro5332]

Oh my god I'd pay to see this buddy I even like the explanation why Venellope is going Turbo in a way that doesn't seem all that questionable,cause she's been allowed to do this with the power of online game collabs. There's a nice message,Ralph isn't creepy,Venellope gets the proper spotlight,and even Shanks gets something out of it other than being Cool Racer Lady Also nice Speed Racer reference (I think)

[@android19willpwn]

"The internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it" is truly a line that radiates power. Just a shame it existed in a void that could not make use of it.

[@kingdededelicious]

Sonic actually described the internet as a great place? Has he never tried searching his own name?

[@uncleshrek3614]

@@kingdededelicious Thank godness he didn't saw it... yet...

[@janniswildermuth1499]

@@uncleshrek3614 safe search off ...

[@KN11F3D]

Then again, it did save him from looking like a monstrosity when it came to his own film. Just saying.

[@Numbuh8578]

@@codolt4708 what if he likes it?

[@world_thxnder2453]

Ralph in #1: mentor, parental almost, Ralph in #2: some old guy who reallllyyyy likes hanging out with a pre-teen girl

[@evan-yp8kr]

She's only 9, and he's 30, which makes it worse

[@Nova-x6v1p]

@@evan-yp8kr why are people canceling twitter artists and not ralph?

[@Nova-x6v1p]

@@Stillonyx it’s a joke lad

[@Lemminboy7]

I am 666th like

[@world_thxnder2453]

@@Lemminboy7 congratulations 👏

[@SwitchbackCh]

One of the biggest missed opportunities was how the sequel was about the internet and not modern gaming. What if Sugar Rush became a online console game like Mario Kart, while Ralph was still stuck in his 80s game? They could have explored how retro arcade games struggle to remain relevant in modern times.

[@thesupermayoreo]

That’s too intelligent for Disney

[@lancethedecayedguardian2719]

Shit just thinking about ralph and the others seeing their game slowly die out due to arcades becoming increasingly irrelevant and maybe escaping to the internet in order to prevent this would be genuinely really interesting to watch *but this is Modern Disney we're talking about so they'd never do that*

[@canvas_125]

That’s honestly what I thought they were going to do. Or I thought they would go online to learn a thing or two about coding and add it to their own games to “update” them. This doesn’t make sense, but better than the BS they gave us.

[@shiningleviathan354]

Wreck it Ralph 3: Ralph Invades Kingdom Hearts in a Plan to Steal Vanellope’s Thunder

[@Alexandr.ine2005]

That sounds great!!! I would have loved that!! I seriously feel like this series could have become like Toy Story, showing the secret life of video games, but now it’s garbage and they can never try that idea again.

[@eddykidplayzyt]

10/10 movie solely because Ralph completely removed Colleen from the internet. Thank you Ralph

[@yulhenderson2267]

He’s not protecting any kids, he’s erasing any competition

[@smallperson707]

@@yulhenderson2267 NO FUCKING WAY BRO 😭😭

[@Hello09294]

@@yulhenderson2267😮😮😮😮😂😂

[@ult_Violet]

@@yulhenderson2267😭🙏

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@yulhenderson2267BOYYY 😭💀💫🏌️

[@inumaru4583]

They completely erased all development that Ralph had in the first movie and turned him into a literal creep. What a waste of 1 hour and 50 minutes smh.

[@GamerGrovyle]

Yeah he's a total creep for not wanting the first friend he ever made after years of being shunned as "the bad guy" to leave him forever. What a weirdo. Being attached to your friends? Ew.

[@rizie7355]

@@GamerGrovyle don’t be dense bruv

[@jonathanh.p1997]

Mari-o

[@qqma4791]

@@GamerGrovyle problem is, he doesnt want the best for her and it being thoughtless. He just wants to possess her and doesn’t realise that she can have her own friends and stuff

[@sanros1ut232]

@@GamerGrovyle the gross part is that ralph is an adult man and vanellope is a literal child. it's creepy that this adult is so obsessed with a child and doesn't want her to have any new friends or leave him.

[@Clonekiller66]

Let's not ignore the fact everyone using the internet was quite literally a Block Head

[@pokaay3163]

Haha blockhead hahaha

[@embers3528]

Loll

[@randomaccount313]

ok lucy

[@kieranstark7213]

Susie Derkins (in Calvin & Hobbes): Disney, you blockheads!

[@KayrenGT]

Minecraft

[@lotgc]

I think this movie's message was supposed to be "sometimes, you have to learn to let go," but to me it came off more as "screw your friends, do whatever you want"

[@Ben10man2]

THIS. Ralph was 1000% dumbed down but Vaneloppe was a friggin selfish bitch and ignored how Ralph felt completely

[@DoctorKidemonas]

Huh. I got the message "Disney owns f*cking everything now."

[@crawlingboy]

@@Ben10man2 i feel this comment so much

[@crawlingboy]

you have just described the whole movie

[@Rikrobat]

Lord of the Glass Cube - you nailed it on the head.

[@sonnyboy2535]

Why is Ralph saying, "Thanks Satan" literally the most perfect meme ever?...xD

[@sunsetlover123-y7c]

Uhh- It's..Saitine. 👌

[@MylesPhipps68_]

This movie should actually be called: Ralph becomes a male stripper to raise 50,000 dollars for a plastic steering wheel

[@paperchasindude6578]

Ralph became a simp

[@dylanwhipple9882]

@Anormal Cat THE REDDITORS ARE FEARED THROUGHT THE LAND

[@skandisjvel1147]

Anormal Cat They can r/whoooosh my ass, TELL THEM THE TRUTH *equips r/whooosh shield*

[@frednavidad9575]

Twerk-it Ralph: Ralph Breaks the Bed

[@AwoooOga3503]

LMAO😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@mikewazowski3335]

I expected Sonic to have a mental breakdown when explaining the internet

[@greenredditor12334]

@Brayden Ozaeta two words, rule 34

[@ryanhernandez1877]

@Brayden Ozaeta 7 words, well those aren't the same things exactly...

[@pokemonfan_1996]

>:(

[@borkingdoggouwuuwuw]

He hasn't discovered nhentai yet

[@alwaystired2452]

Lmao he should have

[@BenJPics9925]

Vannelope says nobody will miss her when she leaves Sugar Rush, but I can't help but feel like that girl who picked her in the beginning of the film and said she was "Her favorite" will be very saddened to see her gone.

[@doctorscarf8958]

yeah that's gonna be sad

[@bradwhite5884]

Yep, then her game will shut down for good and they have to go and rescue her, also Turbo guy from the first one returns and was manipulating Vennelope for going to the internet all this time as a revenge or something, that what I think tbh

[@LadyLeomon]

Ben J. Johnson exactly! The whole first movie was everyone telling Ralph “not going Turbo” so why does Vanelope get a free pass? Cos she was bored?! At least Ralph had a legit reason for wanting out: he was shunned and treated badly, but Vanelope despite being the “Princess/President” *got bored* and decided Slaughter Race was more fun so she ditched her game?! Why couldn’t she just visit SR after-hours?! Oh yeah cos Ralph needed to learn a lesson about “letting go” ... freaking Disney and their lessons! 😤😤😤 (Hope everyone’s doing okay with this quarantine stuff)

[@Nameless82284]

What's confusing is that isn't she usually the most popular character choice to play as? In the original she was loved by everyone. That's like if your favorite character to use in a game but wouldn't you be confused when your favorite character is gone?

[@xxri]

@@bradwhite5884 late but turbo died, if you die outside your game you die for real

[@Pipplin]

The main thing I didn’t like about this movie is that it ruined the simple happy ending of the first one, it overcomplicates things and reminds you that one day the arcade will eventually close and everything will end. It makes the lives of all the characters seem boring (I mean apart from Venelope’s)

[@UltimateDrawings]

"It's too big to fail" *That's what they said about the banks during the great depression*

[@space0ctopus647]

That's the joke.

[@UltimateDrawings]

I'm aware. I didn't think that was meant to be taken seriously in any way, and neither is my comment.

[@josephlouwerse2105]

@@satireknight I hope

[@williaml.2846]

@@satireknight no

[@williaml.2846]

@Simple Weirdo no

[@spicyflamingo5769]

The way he progressively gets more insane throughout the review is funny

[@chupacadabra5161]

"The Emanuel movie is just an Emoonjo commerical" is my favorite quote from him in this video

[@henrystan7797]

Just like Ralph slowly getting more obsessed with Vanelope

[@davidvandercar7471]

This movie has truly broken him

[@cloudshines812]

Sure can’t wait to see him lose his mind at Dear Evan Hansen and Artemis Fowl

[@jeneannem4230]

I’ve hated this movie since I learned it was called “Ralph Breaks the Internet” and not “Ralph Wrecks the Internet”

[@Fizz-Q]

Ralph smashes the internet

[@becdoesyoutube]

More like Ralph Wrecks Disney as we know it.

[@tsarmikislav938]

Ralph Pisses on the Interwebs

[@lukasnagler1104]

@@tsarmikislav938 I've come to make an anncouncment

[@ppppppvvvgvv]

Yes it should be wrecks get with the time disney

[@bradythepokemaniac3675]

Here’s how I think Ralph Breaks the Internet could have worked. Less and less people are coming to the arcade. The reason being is that online games are becoming more popular, and kids prefer to play those nowadays. Eventually this leads to the point where the arcade is on the verge of shutting down. So when Mr. Litwak installs WiFi to the arcade, Ralph and Vanellope travel to the internet to find a way to save the arcade. I know this premise isn’t perfect, but a least it’s better than what the actual movie gave us.

[@sup3414]

Got a better idea...scrap the Internet concept ENTIRELY and return to the arcade universe from the 1st movie.

[@bradythepokemaniac3675]

@@sup3414 well with the inclusion of the internet, it allows for some more creative world building. Plus having online games being a part of the main conflict can easily show the viewers how video games have changed over the years.

[@sup3414]

@@bradythepokemaniac3675 Disagree.

[@sonicthelegend8741]

​@@sup3414or just don't have the internet but have different types of gaming.

[@goth.1e]

This movie was the biggest "Well hello, fellow kids" movie I've ever seen

[@bakedbeans8176]

Especially with that fortnite reference which almost made me stop watching

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

you mean the emoji movie wasn't big enough ?

[@berni3601]

Lmao yeah, because it's a KIDS movie.

[@huh3595]

baked beans WTF THERE WAS A FORTNITE REFERENCE ????!! That makes me want to die.

[@ratkingwastaken]

You did not just diss Lauren like that-

[@tradeka4206]

I don’t understand how they managed to take a sweet and heartwarming relationship between two people of completely different ages and backgrounds and turned into something weird and uncomfortable. Nothing about their relationship in the first movie felt forced or uncomfortable. It wasn’t weird because they didn’t act weird. Vanelope is a sassy little girl and she loved to make fun of Ralph, who obviously found her very annoying at first, but they come to appreciate and care about each other and the development of this while each of them has their own inner development arc is what makes the movie so good. The second one just took everything they did in the first one and destroyed it

[@Mr.clean666]

Money and bad writing are a bad combo

[@eatatjoes6751]

The second one just turned their relationship into a creepy Dateline episode and the whole time I'm like, "Get this girl away from him..."

[@StrawberryShmello]

I mean, it does take place in the internet, who said they didn’t go to Discord

[@theresamaninthewoods9639]

Papa Pepperoni o h n o

[@Solarballs77]

@@StrawberryShmello *oh shit*

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

Disney: We'll pander to nostalgia because we love our fans! Fans: Does that mean you'll acknowledge Hercules, Atlantis, Treasure Planet, etcetera? Disney: Nope!

[@thugnificent7534]

Those movies are so underrated. I'd throw A Goofy Movie in there too.

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

@@thugnificent7534 true, but if I put in every underrated movie in there, my comment would be way too long. That's why I put the "etcetera".

[@jessemcallen3960]

i don't know if this is much to ask, but can you name more of those movies? you know since corona... i need some good ol' movies to stay fresh

[@thugnificent7534]

@@i_will_not_elaborate True that. Just wanted to mention it since I've always loved it among the other movies you mentioned.

[@michaelstrong5383]

According to IMDB, apparently the characters in those movies do appear. You just need to have a magnifying glass just to see them.

[@Starrie-o]

Thank you for pointing out the fact that none of the racers liked Vanellope after promising to be nicer! I remember that ticked me off so much when I first watched it and was young enough to gloss over the film's other issues

[@caryn7154]

This movie was doomed to be bad when they named it “Ralph breaks the internet” instead of “Ralph wrecks the internet”

[@rapking1190]

Caryn Fogarty brooooo 👑💰

[@michaelstrong5383]

The opportunity was right there and it flew over Disney's heads.

[@byronsenior6499]

But breaks the internet is an actual term.

[@caryn7154]

Byron Senior kids don’t know that. And it would have fit with the theme better

[@notfunny7032]

Fact

[@Pama013]

1 Movie: "Don't go Turbo!" 2 Movie: "Go Turbo!!!"

[@MAR_abisal]

I have thought of this, the characters in the movies are obligated to live there forever, they can't decide of their lives, it's basically a prison. So I think it's okay that vanelope(?) wanted to leave her game to live her own life, and because then the second player won't choose her and win by cheating.

[@thelanktheist2626]

@@MAR_abisal I think my biggest problem with that is... Slaughter Race is a pretty... dangerous place. It’s not called Slaughter Race because rainbows. Remember, if Vanellope dies, she’s gone forever. Losing a lifelong friend over moving still hurts, but something can (and probably will) happen to Vanellope soon. So yeah, if she dies, these essentially immortal video game characters won’t be able to process that despite it being drilled into their lore.

[@MAR_abisal]

@@thelanktheist2626 Well yeah, but that’s her fault for liking and choosing a game so dangerous, still better than nothing if you ask me.

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

@@MAR_abisal “Death is better than nothing “ That’s really poor writing Jesus Christ

[@MAR_abisal]

@@OfLanceTheLonginus Not in that way- I mean, you risk and you get a reward, but yeah it sounds creepy that way lol

[@kieravermeal9127]

7:42 Little did Schaff know that Ralph was actually preventing Colleen Balinger (aka Miranda Sings) from talking to minors about her ex husband's co--

[@Rednarokku]

In Polish dub Ralph calls Vandelope "dzidka" which yea, there is a word like that, but in several scenes it sounds like "dziwka" which means "bitch". And when I heard this for the first time i nearly choked on oxygen.

[@lmao1660]

*at this point you have lost the ability to inhale, nor exhale*

[@revolutionstudios5052]

Imagine being a Polish child watching that film and then all of a sudden the protagonist just screams "Bitch!"

[@frankisnot1148]

@@revolutionstudios5052 some of the kids don't have to imagine it

[@eldara3]

Wait, he calls her grandpa??? Or is my, admitedly spotty at best, knowledge of polish deceiving me?

[@frankisnot1148]

@@eldara3 It does look similar but no, he doesn't

[@tape_avi]

“Leave the sequels to dreamworks” Trolls: World Tour is about to test that statement

[@MRtetri5]

"leave the sequels to pre-illumination dreamworks"

[@edg5535]

Trolls is the worst movie I've ever saw in my life

[@SirBlackReeds]

@@edg5535 You can't have seen very many movies then.

[@Reckno64]

I wonder if anyone is even gonna see that one in the theater, what with the Coronavirus going around and stuff....

[@maguma3419]

@@Reckno64 Probably not, but they're releasing it on Digital simultaenously with the theater release so i think they're good when it comes to people watching it.

[@jupiter9099]

Movies about the internet are doomed from the start. Internet humor changes rapidly and unexpectedly. By the time a film about it is written and completed, it will have already dated terribly.

[@thunderbird1921]

Two other examples of VERY cringeworthy internet humor in films: Black Panther: "What are THOSE?" Frozen 2: "This is fine."

[@TheToonyloon]

@@thunderbird1921 Not sure if I'd put Frozen 2's "This is fine" on the same level of cringe as this movie or Black Panther's "What are THOSE" joke.

[@KracklinDark]

I totally agree Stocking from "Panty and Stocking"

[@kalesmart1]

Damn thats a good point

[@williaml.2846]

Yeah but I somehow still laughed at the what are those joke

[@RyDawg96]

7:39 this part aged exceptionally well. I like how James doesn't even care to mention this terrible persons name lol.

[@the711devin4]

I think it’s just because James didn’t catch the cameo or wasn’t familiar with her. The drama came out waaayy after this video was uploaded.

[@totallywatchable2799]

^

[@hazeltade3679]

@@the711devin4oh this has been known for years to some degree but it was more of a 65% of people knowing thing. She was like doing photo ops with war criminals though.

[@luiseduardo4748]

Sorry but i'm lost, who was this supposed to be?

[@CatCatKitten]

​@@luiseduardo4748Colleen "Toxic Gossip Train" Balinger, AKA Miranda Sings

[@kbucket]

I don't understand why they removed the parental/mentor type relationship they and in the first. That was the heart of the film. Now it's a creepy co-dependant friendship between a visually middle aged man and a 10 y/o girl

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

Omg SAY IT *FUCKING* LOUDER!!!!!

[@sususketches]

Because Disney is stuffed with pedos ooooops so sad it's true... Makes me sick

[@ReneandKnuckles]

@@sususketches Damn. No wonder why people want Sora in Smash. The Smash fanbase already has a pedo problem and they want Hollywood to expand that problem so they can say that JRPGs are superior than any game genre.

[@royalblanket]

@@ReneandKnuckles Planet earth has a pedo problem

[@idontknow8205]

@@ReneandKnuckles What the hell does wanting sora in smash have to do with some of the community being pedos? I mean, they can just go to r34 or some degen website already it's not like they can't access them because sora's not in smash or something

[@Akirex5000]

Their image of Twitter was totally wrong. Those birds should be shrieking and tearing each other apart.

[@magpietheclown]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@IcyDiamond]

And trying to cancel each other over stupid mistakes

[@rockhistoria2537]

This could actually make an very interesting gag, like imagine: Ralph and vanellope pass through the Twitter section, and are very impressed by the peace that the place maintains(also vanellope may think that the birds are cute), until one of the birds make an sudden noise, either by chirping or accidentally dropping an little rock, wich causes the rest of the little blue devils to go Batshit crazy, and start going at each other's throats for sake of bloodlust, and leaving an horrified duo to see this nightmarish sight.

[@IcyDiamond]

@@rockhistoria2537 oh yeah maybe lol

[@magpietheclown]

@@rockhistoria2537 you shuld´ve been hired there instead

[@darrensaiz-stagich865]

Am I the only one who wanted to see Vanellopie's artstyle change when she was added to the Slaughter Race code? It would have been so cool to see her look more realistic and edgy like the rest of the characters, so it would actually feel like she was part of the game.

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

That would’ve been so cool

[@jewelminess]

wait what that's epic i need that in my life

[@cj4840]

No.

[@iloveanythingfantasy]

I want to draw Vanellopie in Slaughter Race. I want to imagine what she would look like.

[@svftpeacheso]

Yeah I wanted to see that as well.

[@willropa4226]

The probably should have written Ralph's character in this movie as a "Been there, done that" kind of guy for Vanellope when she wanted to go into another game. He has gone Turbo and knows what kind of troubles it can bring, he's the reason that cybugs landed in Sugar Rush and nearly annihilated the entire game world, so it'd be a nice thing to have him be a guide and make sure Vanellope can have her fun without causing any destruction.

[@dynamicdolphin2572]

They should have made Ralph worry because if she died out of her game it would be over forever

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

_"Sonic, this is a Gold Star Chili."_

[@bandidocavalier]

maybe the writers forgot about that too

[@darkestlune9580]

O dont worry, that rule doesn't exist anymore

[@Antwon316]

But no everything has to be FaMiLy fRiEndLy

[@voxthetvdemon4248]

How does this comment have 1.1k likes but only 6 replies?

[@littlemrsmods7998]

I hate hate hated Ralph and Venelope’s relationship in the second one. They had such a nice guardian and child relationship, like a big brother little sister relationship. But they made them like besties? So weird

[@midnightgamer2158]

Ikr lol

[@mrnobody2018]

I hate the first which has no power of friendship and good plot

[@Cairo40000]

I mentally checked out of this movie as soon as Buzzfeed had to play a major role in the story. This entire fucking movie is just one big "how do you do fellow kids" moment.

[@jc6034]

Yeah it’s really creepy...🤢

[@boyfriend8224]

yes

[@killiakakinnet9071]

This movie was doomed when they failed to include club penguin.

[@zuno6946]

Killiaka Kinnet yes

[@plumpo4047]

They had the damn rights too

[@drakenforge4276]

CORRECT!

[@OliverOnic]

But they included this kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@huvarda]

cmon you know club penguin is kil

[@nicolegiles9752]

“I WANT TO LIVE ON THE MOOON” caught me off guard so hard I’m still laughing 😂

[@SteampunkHorse]

REAL and then immediately followed by Schaff speaking faintly overlaid with the bad, out-of-tune “LET IT GO,LET IT _GO”_ was a good one-two punch

[@Roflo13east]

Imagine having the premise of the downfall of the western arcade literally staring you in the face as you write a sequel and deciding "nah, lets not go with that".

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

Roflo13east exactly! It’s much more compelling for the characters to deal with arcades losing popularity. I mean, it’s set in the Internet age, you can emulate all those games for free, and you have more compelling options to play. Dealing with the possibility of their arcade being shut down is way more intense and natural. But then they couldn’t shove every product in our face

[@sarafontanini7051]

nah, lets just focus on internet memes and product placement and disney references! ...wait, this was about videogames? uhhhhh HERE"S A RANDOM ONLINE RACING GAME IN THE PLOT!

[@theoverlord4863]

@@sarafontanini7051 ItS sLaUgHtEr RaCe NoT GtAV Nice try Disney

[@evanbookout]

Oof that’s good

[@eatatjoes6751]

What makes it worse is that because they crammed Slaughter Race into it, Wreck it Ralph is now a series hijacked by racing games to the point where if they ever decide to make a third one I wouldn't even have to guess the plot because it'll inevitably involve a racing game or something. At least sidetracking into Sugar Rush had a point.

[@morgboat744]

I’m just curious as to how many kids looked up the dark web because of this movie, only to find out that there are worse things on the dark web than viruses

[@overlordb1989]

wanna talk about the Morris Worm *It can destroy the entire internet, and almost did.*

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

Yeah like rule 34

[@siddiq069]

@@overlordb1989 wut?

[@FordFocus-tc1rh]

ok let’s me honest no kid would be able to make it to even the surface level of the dark wed

[@mattyboi7491]

@Paul Martin no, there are actually worse things than the deep web on the clear web and most websites that say they're SOOOO ILLEGAL AND EPIC!,#,;' are actually federal honeypots or people trying to steal your money the days of the silk road and the armory are long gone and most sites where you can put out hits are takin down before anyone can even use them

[@sammcd9732]

Old Schaff: I'll rate Ralph Breaks the Internet a 6/10 Schaff now: THAT WAS HIS MISTAKE

[@rileymclellan8953]

This deserves to be pinned

[@HoneyMochi]

Push this to the top!

[@DaMaster012]

"!EKATSIM SIH SAW TAHT"

[@MouseGoat]

Think even with all those fine points, 4 or 5 out of 10 is still what it deserves. yeah sure it was pandring and all but... it was also kinda funny and had really cool 3D designs and art. tho it is possible i have a shit taste in humor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@F1areon]

"THIS SHIT BELONGS IN G-TIER!!"

[@pizzasharkguy3807]

2:55 "The MCU has been pretty good overall" boy that didn't age well.

[@jstar3382]

Yeah that shit aged like bread in a greenhouse

[@pizzasharkguy3807]

@@jstar3382 Damn, that's better then anything I could come up with

[@The_bomber23]

@@jstar3382what happened?

[@Spectralanomaly6]

​@@The_bomber23 new movies happened

[@AtlasBlizzard]

@@Spectralanomaly6 Also Disney+ happened

[@ruedadesalami8317]

There’s only 2 things that I remember from the movie: 1. Merida talking 2. Felix adopted the kids from sugar rush

[@silvyach]

Tbh those are the only things you should remember

[@kiricappuchin]

and another reason as to why felix >>>>> ralph in every way

[@averagebriarmain]

basic summary: venelope wants change ralph makes a new "road" venelope takes it venelope screws up the wheel wheel breaks now sugar rush is gonna get unplugged oh no now sugar rush people have no home ralph and venelope goes to da internet they mess up some shit they go to e-boy now they owe money for a new sugar rush wheel they have 24 hours to get da money, da cashe they find a guy named spammsley or whatever the hell his name is now they are in slaughter race to get a golden wheel for spamssley for munney its too hard they go to youtube, i mean youblue, i mean bluemoo ralph makes a ton of money while venelope explores the internet bam they cash in the money and get the wheel happy ending

[@Chrissy713]

What about the Ralph-Roll at the end of the credits

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Me: 1. Bad references 2. Disnee Prinsesses 3. Badly designed internet worldscape that burned my eyes with it's overwash of blue

[@skibopmdada1152]

Something I’ve learned: never put memes in your movie. By the time the movie comes out, the references already will be dated

[@CookiePoliticsOfficial]

*except for rickroll, that will never die*

[@offsewingdragons9142]

*we’re no strangers to love*

[@bigpvzfan42069]

@@offsewingdragons9142 nuh uh

[@singingofsilver]

@@CookiePoliticsOfficial n e v e r

[@Flair258]

@@singingofsilver g o n n a

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

1st movie Ralph: An everyman who just wants more from life than to be thrown from a building for doing his job Vanellope: Outcast who just wants to fit in with the characters to her game 2nd movie Ralph: Clingy manchild who never wants his best friend(who is a child) to leave his side Vanellope: Wants to instantly abandon her game the moment she sees something different from it (Despite, y'know, having time to leave her game when the arcade closes, to do something else. Like everybody else does, even in the first movie)

[@mysticpixie0838]

Exactly

[@joshuajoe1419]

Yeah you can’t tell me they are the same movie.

[@Sleepystrawberry707]

✨F a c t s✨

[@nuttyboy915]

I don't even know what the fuck her issue was in the second movie

[@justjose8002]

@@joshuajoe1419 exactly

[@avacornthelastponybender8583]

The fact that the Disney Doesn't Care Anymore speech is still relevant for the most part is just depressing 😔

[@lauzuli137]

Disney: No one can take our animated movie Oscar. Sony: Hold my beer

[@aztn19]

Usually it’s Disney’s award to lose. In 2018 though, Spider-verse was just so much better than what Disney was doing; hell, the second LEGO Movie were superior to Incredibles 2 & Ralph 2 in every way!!

[@owens.studios]

@@aztn19 Finally. Someone acknowledging how good The Lego Movie 2 is

[@pacoramon9468]

They robbed Klaus this year.

[@dvdcbb]

@@owens.studios it is so good

[@thunderbird1921]

How To Train Your Dragon should have won 2010 or 2014. Even THW was better than TS4 by a mile.

[@michaelmoser7497]

Honestly Ralph suffered the most. So much he doesn’t even seem the same character

[@kieranstark7213]

Mustiboi Salman Tell that you Schaffrillas Productions! He said she was the better of the two main characters in the movie! But in reality, both have the same level of character derailment that makes it reminiscent to that scene in Shark Tale that made it a cinematic disaster more than anything else about the overpraised movie - Oscar taking his mean-spiritedness to an even higher level by purposely cheating on Angie in front of her face, and speaking of her, when she got so mannerlessly rude towards Oscar that she even threatened to let sharks kill him, when they make Lino look even less mean than they were in that scene.

[@doodlepaper6561]

Ya I miss the old Ralph

[@sephandremanticore5438]

Maybe he's Turbo

[@swagmaster47625]

Plot Twist : The original Ralph was taken by the Ralph monster and the Ralph we got was a clone

[@eggscandraw2671]

He went from a cool dude who just wanted to be respected by his peers, to a joke.

[@CoolPiggy]

now, 4 years later, I realized I knew ralph breaks the internet was the beginning of the end for disney

[@snickerbobble]

What really bugged me was how Vanellope was so determined to stay in one of the most dangerous games ever, despite knowing if she dies in it, she's gone for good. Ralph was only concerned because he'd miss her, but he should have been concerned for her safety. And yeah, she "went turbo" too.. which is now just an acceptable thing, I guess? Also didn't like the self-promotion of Disney. Now the Wreck-it Ralph world takes place in a world where Disney exists where they never made the movie WiR I guess??

[@kyotheman69]

both characters are horrible and nothing how they were in the first movie, i wish this movie was never made, it takes huge dump on first movie

[@wormnog]

The biggest bugbear was the virus that felt the need to articulate everthing it did.

[@thunderbird1921]

What's REALLY cringeworthy is how they've tried to make their characters have "swag". That "princess selfie", ugh...only thing worse was when they had Elsa DAB in that Frozen short! Next thing you know, we'll have rapping princesses.

[@fantasticfreddie5]

He was concerned for her safety plus after Turbo was defeated in the first movie everything changed and everything he did was undone

[@fantasticfreddie5]

@@thunderbird1921 The selfie thing wasn't even in the movie and them wearing T-shirts is a clever callback and an Easter egg to their respective moviesm

[@skylasmith7256]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was uncomfortable by their relationship.

[@brontelee6726]

Jesus, same. When i saw so many positive reviews, I was like did we watch the same movie?

[@_V.Va_]

Clearly, dummy.

[@skylasmith7256]

@@_V.Va_ ouch. Who hurt you?😂

[@alexinahill3738]

Yeah like a grown man is attached to a little girl... weird. It would still be weird if the genders were switched too

[@user-wk6tp1og3l]

@@alexinahill3738 why for the love of God did i ship that Ralph with the biker girl and yes i assumed the little girl was the tomboy and ralph was the bro

[@fernandogamez7463]

In conclusion, this dated movie doesn't even feel like Disney. Seems like they're parodying themselves.

[@unicorntomboy9736]

How is it dated? On a side note, they should have done a movie about a gothic maid looking combat Android who fights alien machines who have taken over Earth in the 25th century)

[@fabian4415]

Thanks for putting into words, this is exactly what I thought as well.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Fernando Gamez Of course it felt like Disney! That Disney website scene just went to show that the movie could’ve been called “We Own Pretty Much Every Piece of Animated and Science Fiction Media and Wanted to Keep Reminding You of That, The Movie”.

[@GayAndDog]

And not being an good parody :/

[@Sorcerer-SMC]

Deadweight yes thank you

[@ToyLolbit234]

I *hate* when a franchise dumbs down a character because it's 'funnier'

[@SteampunkHorse]

That’s called Flanderisation, I think, named after Ned Flanders of The Simpsons. It happened to Cat Valentine from Victorious which sucked because she went from an eccentric, quirky, kinda ditzy but well-intentioned girl to a genuinely dumb, emotionally-regressed child.

[@djsalad5752]

The fact that this movie is even put in the same category as Into the Spider-Verse is actually insulting.

[@janniswildermuth1499]

@@dad4436 You did not just insult spirited away?

[@DreThe1_]

Thanks Dad

[@eeeeggnog._.]

Honestly. I probably enjoyed this more and the spiderverse movie

[@samt3412]

@@janniswildermuth1499 are you implying shark tale isn't a mastapeece

[@janniswildermuth1499]

@@samt3412 Yes. Let's leave it at that :)

[@PAsteldeENtranhas]

ralph breaks the internet is just like an alternative universe writen by a fan on wattpad

[@thegrimreaper1774]

Like the shrek nobody talks about as we have a triolgy ! Shrek, Shrek 2 and ofc Shrek forever after

[@WHEELIFE29]

@@thegrimreaper1774 no they are good

[@thegrimreaper1774]

@@WHEELIFE29 i never could have guessed that they were good! Maybe i should have made a comment about them being good huh? Maybe even a joke about how we never speak of that fan made 3rd one!

[@thunderbird1921]

Don't insult wattpad writers!

[@Jellybeeelllyyy]

💀💀💀

[@JustAnArrogantAlien]

It is the pinnacle of hypocrisy that the internet trashed _The Emoji Movie_ to hell and back, but gave Disney a pass for _Ralph Breaks the Internet._ The two films are SO similar: blatant product placement, cringey and dated meme humor, a dash of "woke" virtue signalling, not respecting their audience's intelligence... if Sony was the devil for releasing cinematic detritus like _The Emoji Movie,_ *why do we allow Disney to do it!?*

[@Cairo40000]

Because Disney keeps putting out so much bullshit that the internet just doesn't care anymore

[@firecatskylar]

@@Cairo40000 Sony wanted to play stupid before they showed off their true power

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

That's because it's Disney...

[@robertwallen1582]

It's not Hypocricy, it's just human nature to give a sequel good will based on the fact the previous one was really good. Look no further than Star Wars now for an example and the FA made 2.4B amd the 3rd movie only made about 1B, and Solo Lost close to 100M! Yea!

[@gameninja4516]

It's because Wreck it Ralph is a loved product. Emojis are hated by anyone over 14 and under 40.

[@Meweasy]

watching this back now, i can confirm that disney IS 100% NOT putting effort into their movies anymore, like have you SEEN wish??

[@pint-o-taffy3521]

I knew this movie was bad after my first watch simply because of my father. I'm willing to bet that his favorite movie is wreck it Ralph. We'd watch it every week, in 3d, for about 3 years. We even went to Disney world just for him to take a photo with Ralph in person. He bought the second, watched it once, and I believe he hid it somewhere in the house

[@littlezorkie9311]

As he should lol

[@heihogreenzx4704]

“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined” - Probably your father after watching RBtI for the first time.

[@solus8685]

That's lowkey really sad The 2nd movie might've ruined the first one for him

[@neros398]

This is the saddest story ive evr heard

[@arturocastroverde3349]

@Novi Rp13 frozen 2 is trash but httyd 2 and 3 and ts4 are pretty good not as good as what it came before it but they are good

[@RoachDoggJR.-]

IM gonna call it now, they're gonna make a live action remake of ratatouille in a few years.

[@miguelsmoviereviews1580]

I hope not

[@theloganator5738]

DUDE! Don't give them ideas!

[@miguelsmoviereviews1580]

@@theloganator5738 what is your favorite Pixar movie?

[@theloganator5738]

@@miguelsmoviereviews1580 I feel like that goes to either Toy Story 3 or Up

[@miguelsmoviereviews1580]

@@theloganator5738 mine is toy story 3

[@nervousbreakdown711]

When the dark web had a virus that made things “boring” I almost burst out laughing.

[@takeurpills6024]

Hi

[@nestorpaleoart2399]

How to forget the day someone decided to go to a very hard part to get of the internet to develop a virus that slows a game

[@Victory619]

@Nathan Berhow Or maybe the... "guy" selling to Ralph the virus thought of "boring" in a different way, maybe literally breaking the whole game but not actually killing or destroying anything beyond that.

[@yaniel111]

its for kids

[@DamageMaximo]

okay

[@SeanKim-2020]

Wreck-It Ralph Rotten tomatoes Rate: 87% Ralph Breaks the Internet Rotten tomatoes Rate: 88% I hate this world...

[@KingLamorissiere]

Me too

[@sonicthelegend8741]

At least it isn't that big of a difference though

[@lydiabliss4473]

A beautiful excerpt from the Ralph Breaks the Internet Wikipedia page: “The film was nominated for Best Animated Feature at the 91st Academy Awards, 76th Golden Globe Awards, 46th Annie Awards, and 24th Critics' Choice Awards, losing all four to Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.”

[@agent3689]

I smell the slightest amount of spite from that passage lmao

[@TheRealSoftR]

Stop! He’s already dead!

[@Quality3rr0r]

As it should have.

[@reginabeach58]

It shouldn’t have even been nominated to begin with

[@princembat]

gonna paste this paragraph on my wall

[@G_Slime]

The first movie was considerably better than the second and that’s a fact

[@motomoto4361]

Correction: It's WAAAAAY better in every single way

[@BravoTango-vt8em]

Correction: *Original superior, sequel inferior*

[@CloudRollerFox]

@@BravoTango-vt8em Ralph Breaks the Internet: Who are you calling "inferior"?

[@beatdowncentral6986]

@@CloudRollerFox Me: You.

[@corncake4677]

Yeah, thats kinda the point of this video

[@xblade8937]

Ralph murdering Collen's internet probably saved an innocent child

[@Enigma75614]

Was that actually her in the movie? 😂

[@nicoleflores2054]

​@@Enigma75614yeah, that was Colleen's character "Miranda Sings"

[@Enigma75614]

@@nicoleflores2054 That makes it even funnier.

[@lynxone9434]

Reminds me of some person responding to Colleen's comment on YT with "my queen, so unproblematic" 💀

[@DecemberSfy]

ha! 666th like

[@cruleo]

Saying that brave is worse than Ralph breaks the internet is genuinely insane and your worst take yet

[@rorin47]

iT’S JuSt aN OpInIoN

[@pixie7042]

I really hated what they did to Ralph, because in the original movie he didn’t NEED Venelope, in fact he was pretty eager to leave her as soon as possible, he just wanted the gold coin. He only changes his mind in the end because he sees himself in this kid and wants to help her achieve her goal, it’s never because he NEEDS her or is clingy. The second movie just ruins his character and takes him from a caring mentor to a giant clingy, whiny creep.

[@yanasto]

Also Vanellope is cruel and hateful, completely deserting and crushing Ralph when he was doing the most to save her game at her behest - then ultimately it became a stupid girl power message with the Princesses that culminated in RALPH apologizing while Vanellope is portrayed as totally innocent.

[@dariuscodreanu5687]

Factual facts

[@FurryMcMemes]

@@yanasto both characters had such a bizarre rewrite like why change them? Why make Vanellope be so terrible, especially to Ralph who's supposed to be her friend? Both of their odd behaviors were not present in the first movie.

[@DrReinardReihnart]

Have you paid attention to the first movie? Ralph was sick of being alone and with Venelope he finally got a real friend. After being lonely so long many people tend to cling and don't want to lose their friend. That's why he wants to hangout with her all the time.

[@Amira_Phoenix]

@@yanasto might be the usual broken feminism at work, princesses saving a male and announcing it too. Please, don't touch me, you're akward.

[@jethrobreek8340]

They didn’t even put the “hot moms in your area” advertisements in the move

[@matheusmariani3108]

That was a sin. Also the fact that they didn't reference Club Penguin or Adobe Flash Games

[@neo537]

@@matheusmariani3108 Or any actual PC games for that matter

[@neo537]

@20Samuel Torres oh- well, that's... something

[@neo537]

@20Samuel Torres At least they hide that detail a bit cleverly

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

@20Samuel Torres oh...

[@Merlina613]

The most unrealistic thing of this damn movie is that the arcade guy didn’t charge the girl’s parents for the wheel

[@Adamsnadler214]

lots of arcade machines get broken and it doesn’t happen

[@AhmedEx1.]

Maybe he is just a kind man

[@DavidLopez-en6el]

@@AhmedEx1. exactly, that's why this movie is unrealistic.

[@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386]

@@DavidLopez-en6el yup I've still have yet to see a "kind" man that owns an arcade place these days they just want your money for tokens or your money for snaccs and alot of their employees look like emos for some reason

[@lolface_9363]

Wouldn’t it be insured

[@jackandbanditadventures2122]

7:39 "I like when Ralph commits homicide on *this lady's* internet connection" On a definitely unrelated note, this movie is quite the toxic animation train, am I right? 😀

[@redballoonlosers9687]

I always saw a father-daughter bond between Ralph and Vanellope but in this movie Ralph acts like she’s his super close best friend who owns her life to him. It’s creepy...Also Vanellope totally went turbo??? Wasn’t the first movie about that...?

[@codiez]

Yess

[@genericname2747]

Y'know, they could've kept the father-daughter bond, AND the main conflict about Ralph not wanting Vanellope to leave. With a few changes, it could go from creepy, to a metaphor about being an overprotective parent. Also, they could have made going turbo a plot point as well. Maybe Ralph could have unleashed the virus on Slaughter Race because he KNEW Vanellope wanted to leave Sugar Rush, and he knows from experience that moving into another game is a bad idea. Like, that would still be INCREDIBLY STUPUD, but it's slightly less stupid and creepy than a man destroying a video game so his 10 year old friend won't leave him.

[@shushles]

right? gotta love how the first movie constantly reminds us that abandoning your video game is bad and the sequel completely forgets about it, and the way ralph obsesses over vaneloppe doesn't sit right with me at all

[@bunnybeartea5377]

it's kinda funny how Vanellope was the one who went game jumping just because she was "bored". She had one of the best roles in her game and she still wanted more. Ralph literally had the worst role in his game and didn't really complain after the first movie. Vanellope is just being a straight up selfish jerk, who didn't consider what her consequences would be.

[@MAR_abisal]

Yeah but like, if you are bored with something you usually stop doing that, I know that what van(vanelope) was wrong but like, it is her life and if she wants to try new things and experience more it’s okay,repeat, she didn’t act in the right way so do not say me she didn’t act right because I know

[@omegamyee5592]

@@MAR_abisal shes a main character in a game lad. She has to stay there or her world gets destroyed by getting unplugged

[@limeisntinteresting]

@@omegamyee5592 AND SHE WAS THE GOOD GUY THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE PICKED TO PLAY THE GAME

[@SquaulDuNeant]

Life in a nutshell .

[@nothoughtsheadempty4650]

•Also isn't she the president or whatever? Do the candy rush racers need a leader? •Ngl I was confused from why taffyta was mean to vanellope? •Idk either but what if she dies? They never regenerate nor spawn back. •It's a big risk because they might actually get unplug. •I know these 2 are smart from the start and won't still play around at day. Also shouldn't ralph be on his game?

[@alexstergiou653]

When Ralph left his game: *Oh shit our game is gonna get shut down* When Vanellope left her game: *Who's she never heard of her before we're fine* I did expect the directors to remember the rules they established in the 1st movie but it's a cash grab movie after all so I'm not that surprised.

[@aristheia_]

defying all sorts of logic that they established in the first movie is a statement that they don't care about the story or world they created, as long as they can make something profitable no matter the quality is their utmost priority.

[@alexstergiou653]

@@aristheia_ Unfortunately that's the harsh truth. Quantity>Quality for Disney. I hope they realise their mistakes before they're doomed for real but as Schafrillas said "Disney is too big to fail.They can release a mediocre sequel after mediocre sequel and people will eat it up because of their emotional attachment to it."If we stop watching their abominations maybe they'll realise their mistakes but I doubt so for the reason above.

[@bobjeff3943]

No one would have noticed she was gone the game was unplayable cause the wheel breaks InThe beging of the film

[@alexstergiou653]

@@bobjeff3943 It seems you forgot the fact that the game was repaired by the end of the movie and that is a slap to the first movie's rules they established about leaving your own game and let's not forget the fact that she was the most playable character and when it will get noticed that Vanellope isn't in it it will get shut down.Man,that's what the first movie was all about.Leaving your game brings your end and your game's.

[@ad-sd-vids5332]

“Disney doesn’t have to try to succeed” Only three years later, they’re still not trying and they’re not succeeding, because everything they’ve released except guardians 3 has failed at the box office

[@maryspeedpaints2232]

For me, the movie was really bad for several reasons, but the thing that totally make me dislike this movie was the fact that Vanellope got what she wanted. I remember when I first saw the movie, I just thought that she was pretty selfish, because she was abandoning her game, her people and her duties because she was "bored". Also, when Turbo and Ralph did the same thing in the first movie, everyone lost their minds because it's something they can't do, but when she does It everything is ok? I mean, no one would notice that Vanellope is not in Sugar Rush anymore? She was the most loved character of the game after all.

[@williammartin3451]

Ralph Breaks the Internet is like the time James Joyce decided it would be a good idea to make a sequel to the Odyssey.

[@AceGriffin8839]

You're right. Vanellope's action really disappointed me.

[@maryspeedpaints2232]

@@AceGriffin8839 Vanellope's character was treated differently because she was a protagonist. Bet if she was the villain, the main plot would be about how to stop her

[@ratonagotica9447]

She's literally the protagonist of her game, how is it ok that she's just leaving?

[@cool23819]

you know what, I never realized that.

[@hallie678]

"they can release uninspired remake after uninspired remake." then, there was mulan

[@palladiamorsdeus]

I think I preferred uninspired over insipid...

[@Superluigi881]

It's pandering crap. Nothing more. I'd rather marathon all the remakes and the two Maleficent movies than even look the road of that filth again.

[@cael4065]

@@olegtrushin6220 Underated comment

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

@@olegtrushin6220 He hurled his thunder bolt

[@GordonN661]

@@QuiGonJohn1999 *explodes and dies

[@Max-hu5kc]

First wreck it ralph: “i have been homeless for 30 years and want people to appreciate me 2nd wreck it ralph: someone said they hate me on the internet 😢

[@Superluigi881]

Wreck it Ralph: As long as that kid thinks I'm a hero, how bad can I be? Wreck it Ralph 2: Mean comments about me online. I'm sad now. :(

[@speaghetti6170]

First wreck it Ralph: wait- I must solve the case and turn kid to queen. Second wreck it Ralph: oh no, mean comments break me heart :(

[@paperluigi6132]

These comments radiate "buff doge, sad cheems" energy. Edit: I did it. I was the 69th like on my own comment

[@Max-hu5kc]

Paper Luigi hahaha thats what i was doing XD

[@fleas.]

Og Ralph: "I have been hated all my life and I want someone to appreciate me and not shun me away for being different!" Second Ralph: "People on the internet hate me, life sucks :("

[@teunoboy5209]

Ralph breaks my patience💀

[@HER0_]

Ralph breaks the reputation of one my favorite movies ever

[@ivantheriddler4873]

The worst part about this sequel is that it has a higher score on Rotten Tomatoes than the first film.

[@emartin29]

Really? oh my god why

[@emartin29]

Really? oh my god why

[@ivantheriddler4873]

@@emartin29 idk. Because some critics are dumb I guess.

[@lordoffrogs6786]

Well, after the Mulan (2020) rotten tomatoes score, nobody takes them seriously anymore

[@ivantheriddler4873]

@Wowie Zowie Ralph Breaks the Internet has 88%, while Wreck It Ralph has 87%.

[@bobthetomao9231]

When knuckles is more woke than a multi billion dollar company

[@ascendedcat260]

also knuckles' character in sonic boom is being the dumb one, he's still more woke than a multi billion dollar company

[@nickyblue4866]

Big chungus nuckles is based

[@verticaldorito]

;-;

[@disastermidi1990]

Never thought I’d agree with bob the tomato about knuckles takes on gender but true

[@Fehru]

He knows the wae, so...

[@PramkLuna]

If Zootopia's message was "Try everything" Then Ralph breaks the internet's message is "Don't try anything new"

[@bluestreaker9242]

I know I'm late to the party here, and everyone's said their piece reflecting my thoughts, so I'll just keep this brief with a simple question: "Wreck-It Ralph" was clearly an homage to arcade gaming and a love letter to gaming culture as well as retro games - it's clear who this was meant for and even casuals who aren't gamers can find something to enjoy about this film...so who was "Ralph Breaks the Internet" for, then? And no, I'm not being sarcastic or what-have-you even though it'd be super easy for me to be cringe (but accurate) and say "It was made for the spreadsheets and the charts", but no, I'm being sincere here: who was this film made for? 🤔

[@anna-ob9yx]

Let’s just pretend this movie doesn’t exist. I like how the first one ended.

[@osmosisjones4912]

Ralph was already famus so he had an advantage on the internet

[@kappa3667]

Lol yeah i refuse to believe this movie even happened

[@chocov1233]

I like everything I this movie that has to do with the arcade characters, so maybe I could just image that happening in like a Wreck-it Ralph short that takes place after the film.

[@chocov1233]

@@osmosisjones4912 Like if Donkey Kong gained sentience and started a KZbin channel.

[@minorinconvenionce5496]

Anna Colby cats is worse than this

[@nobodyimportant281]

Ralph Breaks the Internet is 10/10 simply because Ralph prevented Colleen from texting minors.

[@newtbrooks6734]

I concur

[@LyssyRandom]

🎶the toxic gossip train🎶

[@trashyaqua6239]

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[@TMDTheMaskDirector-ye5oe]

Literally the only thing that he did in this movie that was good (albeit indirectly).

[@UltiMate12426]

nah its 2/10

[@JB-ml4oe]

With Ralph in the first movie, He had a reason to "Go Turbo" while Vanellope just got bored and jumped ship. See, in the video game world, "going Turbo" is essentially quitting your job, the role that suits you best in video game society and by going outside of your intended role, you throw a rift in the system. Now, imagine doing your job well only to not get appreciated for doing it but even worse, getting sh_ttalked by your co-workers and being told you're a bad person for doing your job because you're the only one who has do the dirty work at where you work. That's what Ralph had to go through for *30 years* and he eventually got sick of it and quit, rightfully so. See, when you hate on someone for doing their job or simply just don't give them enough credit, they're not going to their job. That's why you don't see a lot of people hate on garbage men otherwise, they'd go on strike or quit and that would be a disaster. Matter fact, that's why you see a lot of retail/fast food employees quit their job because nobody has time for the kind of disrespect they get from entitled a__holes or even sh_tty bosses who allow them to be mistreated. When Ralph went "Turbo" in the first movie and threw a rift in the system, he wasn't entirely to blame. The townspeople in his game were mistreating him and he got tired of it and when he was needed again to do his job, he left, putting the game he was supposed to be in out of order. With Vanellope, she was simply too bored to do her job and broke the game by not following directions *literally* . I understand why she went "Turbo" in this movie but, for her to do it without considering the consequences of her actions (to an even larger extent than Ralph given his past circumstances) and for the movie not to address it is just ... yikes. Sorry for the long rant but I've been bottling up these opinions since/in-between both movies came out.

[@lostlong62]

I get what you are saying, but you have to consider that she is a kid. Kids don't really consider the consequences much when they do things.

[@lodrethalia233]

@@lostlong62 I guess the problem isn't Vanellope's bad behaviour per se, but rather that it's never pointed out. She blatantly wants to jump games (out of boredom!) without really considering the consequences that it could have on her game and the other racers. Plus, as the leader of her game she has some kind of responsibility to its inhabitants - but that's never discussed in the movie. Whenever Ralph does something irresponsible or selfish, it has negative consequences. But Vanellope's actions are never questioned or have any negative impact - aside from her taking control over her cart in the beginning of the movie. This onesided portrayal really makes the movie feel off.

[@bread6830]

I liked your comment because I appreciate you wrote for a while

[@_V.Va_]

@@lostlong62 She fucking witnessed thoroughly what happened to King Candy, who went Turbo. Did she just forget that?

[@CreaperSiege]

I don't necessarily agree with your opinion, but I think it is well worded and reasonable, so I liked it anyway. Hopefully more people see it.

[@britainreynolds7365]

"The MCU has been pretty good overall" aged SO poorly Holy shit

[@anormalguy9320]

The thing that bothers me about Vanellope, is that she's supposed to be the ruler of Sugar Rush. And yet, not once in the entire movie, does she ever worries about her people. She doesn't worry about them when Sugar Rush is un-pluged and she doesn't worry about them when she wants to live in Slaughter Race

[@aztn19]

That bothered me too. It’s probably why we didn’t get that hilarious side-story of Felix & Calhoun trying to take care of the Sugar Rush kids, realizing how hard being a parent is, and wish Velenope would come back soon. It would make Venelope look even more like a teen mom abandoning her kids so that she can go live her best life without them.

[@exruu]

Art is Whack HUH

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@artiscool6873 That literally makes no sense you simp

[@devilsoutcast6559]

Art is Whack *yeah totally*

[@mortem4573]

even the damn Turbo cared more about them and keeping the game going more than Vanellope did in this movie, they really ruined everything, they really did!

[@haydenboggs3271]

Has anyone else noticed how Sugar Rush just magically became a singleplayer game, to, you know, *_fit the plot??? :)_*

[@kaobble6000]

Omg I just realized that

[@payme4243]

Bruh

[@sethlarkin8717]

6 years passed, right? It's not new and was probably kept cuz it still generates revenue but was downsized to make room for new games.

[@abbyrobles2400]

Oh....OH WAIT

[@domemerinoextra8759]

I just remembered

[@joshla5436]

this went from talking about the characters of the ralph series and their derailment to going on about wikipedia and that is fucking hilarious

[@MeltedToast84]

Disney: 1. Create good movie 2. Create amazing childhood memories 3. Wait less than 30 years 4. Create shit reboot 5. Use people’s childhoods against them 6. Repeat

[@joeyjerry1586]

Nemesis Dylan, oh, yay, I cannot wait until 2030/2040 where we get remakes of all Disney’s incredible 3D animated movies

[@sthirukk]

@@joeyjerry1586 let's not jinx it please

[@xexpaguette]

@@joeyjerry1586 4D animation

[@ekoi1995]

@@xexpaguette netflix adaptation

[@Kaisona2017]

What about a remake of something like Pinochio?

[@clem3nt1n3]

as a hardcore wreck-it-ralph fan, i just ignore the second movie's existence never happened

[@nicoleflores2054]

same

[@nicoleflores2054]

@@Locket.L there's no second movie in ba sing se.

[@sailormenji]

what second movie..?

[@Average_Arthur]

@@nicoleflores2054 There is no ATLA live action movie in Ba Sing Se

[@nicoleflores2054]

@@Average_Arthur what live action??

[@spooderbike4814]

I just realized this, Why is the second Sugar Rush Game gone? Like, seriously, look back at the first movie, there was two Sugar Rush Games, There is legitimately NO Reason Sugar Rush should get unplugged.

[@grandaduck]

Might've been a separate console for multi-player?

[@letssingtheabc2873]

And they don’t even explain it or even acknowledged there was a second sugar rush game at all which makes it more confusing than it is.

[@riveroverland5902]

I doubt it’s a separate game with two different sets of the gamers but rather just another ‘screen’ into the video game that allows two players to play in the same video game universe at the same time. So tbh it doesn’t play a huge part, consoles get removed to make space for new one and to further drive in the point that Sugar Rush was getting boring not only for Vanellope but for the players as well

[@andreafraustoz]

I thought it fixing it by replacing the wheel

[@wyster14]

Tbh, most racing games are setup in two screen setups so that they can be multiplayer, so why they removed the second controller in the second I have no idea, since it should have been connected to the first

[@Salamencee]

7:40 That might be the best thing in this movie. Ralph stopped Colleen from messaging her fans

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

I cringed so hard watching this movie. They murdered Ralph's character especially hard. I felt like I lost something from the characters I obsessed over when I was a kid tbh

[@PeruvianPotato]

Ikr, I remember seeing the first one in theaters and enjoying the movie as a kid. It just feels like a part of my childhood died when I saw this trainwreck of a film

[@burntcheesebread2]

I did to

[@dean_l33]

Ralph is a great character that we can all understand and what the new movie did to him was like the recovering process of that Jesus painting that was wreck

[@helenyanes4350]

same dude, I remember watching the 1st one in disney channel and I really loved it, and i saw the sequel in the theaters and I was ready to leave at any minute

[@engihere5434]

ur profile pic is freakin me tf out

[@dynastytraini3784]

I love how disney was so confident that they would win the award imagine their faces when spiderverse won it. Dudes spiderverse is the best animated movie I've ever seen at that point I never seen it now I've seen it twice. Sunflower is my favorite followed by what's up danger

[@SnowBaller985]

Noooooo you can't choose another movie!!!! We're Disney, we have Frozen!!!! Haha Spiderverse go fthwip fthwip

[@ciannarizer128]

@@SnowBaller985 (i love ur pfp) reading that second half made me burst out laughing due to being sleep deprived

[@mollythebunny9114]

Dagger5067 Haha yes

[@hellyeahdude]

>Spiderman is a Marvel property >Marvel is owned by Disney >Disney still technically wins They always win.

[@stancechanger2706]

@@hellyeahdude Spiderman movie rights were bought by Sony (this is why there was the drama around Spidey joining the MCU and potentially leaving it at one point), so Disney didn't win, it was Sony's turn

[@xylaharrison7822]

One of Ralph’s ‘insecurities’ shouldn’t be ‘MY FRIEND IS LEAVING’, it should be that while he’s conflicted about Vanellope leaving yet wishes her the best, the fact that she’s going Turbo (in which if she dies, she perma-dies, yes even the actual Turbo/King Candy died when the game hard reset and he died in the Beacon blast.) and she’s going into a game called SLAUGHTER RACE, where everything is trying to kill you.

[@pro-seriesfabrication3810]

It's why vanellope says the throw away line towards the end that shank rewrote her code into Slaughter Race.

[@xylaharrison7822]

@@pro-seriesfabrication3810 I still find that line odd. Like, wouldn’t the devs notice this random out of place character in their game? It’s not like King Candy’s takeover of Sugar Rush where it was a singular arcade game in one arcade. It’s a popular game on the internet.

[@pro-seriesfabrication3810]

@@xylaharrison7822 agreed. It's like they thought one line would explain it all. The plot holes and awful messaging of this movie are worse everytime I watch it. My 6 year old likes the animation so unfortunately I've seen it a half dozen times

[@briamari9035]

@@pro-seriesfabrication3810 I also don't understand how Sugar Rush would be affected? Because couldn't the company that made vanellope's character sue for taking a character into another's game? And wouldn't the players notice because she's the most played?

[@bingbong7238]

@@briamari9035 Technically the company that made sugar rush went out of business years ago but still a bad plot point rewriting her code into slaughter race makes no sense