Why School Couldn't Teach Us | Golf With Your Friends

[@aislinnstewart-robinson8953]

I'm training to be a teacher right now guys! We do get training for dealing with SEND children, but you are right - it is not very good. Most of it is learnt on the job. Teaching is really hard, but I have loved every minute of it so far. The good and the bad. I can't tell you how amazing it feels when you get something right for a child, when you finally get through to the withdrawn child at the back of the class, or when an entire classroom is fully engaged with and excited for something you have planned.

[@georgesmith8072]

Angus what subject?

[@aislinnstewart-robinson8953]

@@georgesmith8072 English, at Secondary level.

[@ozytheuzi]

Need more people like you in education, that passion translates to the youth

[@freequest]

Sadly when I went to school the teachers themselves were the main bully's I mean for them why not the can focus the class on a kid and then the won't have to deal with problem kids. I still lol when I see some of those arseholes up to there teeth in-dept multiple broken crappy relationships in and out of jail. ROFFLE and me the quite kid no dept really profitable business and doing extremely well. Karma's a bitch lol and I'm thankful for that. 😂😂😂😂 BTW this is private school's in Australia

[@RustyRacer]

Ross' face when he misses because he aims straight at the hole when hitting up or down a side slope. Every time

[@giannithiago1267]

you prolly dont give a shit but does anyone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account?? I was dumb lost my password. I would appreciate any tricks you can give me

[@koltonjase2284]

@Gianni Thiago instablaster :)

[@LowesyPC]

When you went to the same secondary school as the boiks and have memories flooding back with all these names.

[@derivativecrumb754]

@@supermatt87 wow dude! Who pissed in your cornflakes today?

[@crankfastle7919]

Fr? That’s hilarious, lmao.

[@DownFalldoesMC]

it went from smiths inability to visualize shapes, to traits you're good at, to practicing proper hygiene... I love Hat Films

[@TheMadHamster]

It's such a nice feeling to know they've seen the animation I did! Thanks guys!

[@apennington8165]

Anyone else get self-conscious near the end and do a self-sniff check?

[@scr3aming3agle83]

Considering that i had showered some hours earlier no 😂 But i only showered because my balls began to stink 😂

[@artillero511]

@@scr3aming3agle83 I genuinely laughed out loud

[@scr3aming3agle83]

@@artillero511 😂😂😂😂 when you get that nice teary eyed whiff, you know its time to purge the demons 😂😂😂😂

[@Rotissie]

According to Smith, not being able to smell yourself is irrelevant lol

[@artillero511]

@@scr3aming3agle83 Ahahah what about dick cheese that started fermenting three days ago, filling the innocent room with pungent smegma aroma? That's when I rinse my poor ballsack.

[@GiraffesInTrousers]

in my secondary school my D&T teachers were called mr sharp, mr painter and mr strong, and i also had an RE teacher called mr priest

[@CLBellamey]

We had a teacher called Mr Fiddler that left under mysterious circumstances...

[@SamdGG]

Economics/business: wallett

[@aidangrey00]

I had a music teacher in Elementary school names Mr Sharp

[@internetonsetadd]

Had an elementary school teacher whose name was pronounced Mr. Youngie. He went to prison for molesting girls.

[@HappyLarry.]

I think you live in a children's book

[@Zelmel]

"Regurgitate things badly" Oh, Smith's like my digestive tract!

[@qT_p13]

So often i find myself ignoring the video and just listening to you guys.

[@CLBellamey]

Then you missed some great facial expressions from Ross!

[@DnoSauce]

IQ Test for a Saturday Vid boiks?

[@HappyLarry.]

I mean, technically they could do them and just wait a few weeks for the results, but I think they might also be concerned if they actually have a low IQ and get roasted on the internet XD

[@venrox7053]

I had two teachers in secondary school called Mr Box and Mr (Cant spell his name btw) Gotabed who we used to call Mr go to bed. also two of our teachers, Mr Morgan and Mr Kelly had a bit of a bromance so we called them Kelgon and we used to sing to them the washing machine jingle.

[@HappyLarry.]

1:20 Smith goes from being unable to visualise shapes, to being able to visualise poorly, to having a low IQ. So he just ended up getting worse and worse. However, it does show Smith's low IQ by explaining his misunderstanding of IQ. I've actually done an IQ test, and they not only test multiple areas of cognitive thinking SUCH AS visualisation being one, but there are also entirely different IQ tests.

[@jt1687]

At least he's intelligent enough to not suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect

[@HappyLarry.]

@@jt1687 I mean that's definitely true, I think being realistic and humble about yourself is important. The only thing I dislike is that, as I was tryna illustrate, is that despite Smith saying he doesn't think he's relatively smart, he continues to try and explain things he doesn't really have an understanding of with confidence. I wouldn't really mind if he said "I'm unsure" or "I'm not positive", but he goes into topics and just kinda makes up or half-remembers details.

[@jt1687]

@@HappyLarry. That's why Smith is my favourite pseudo-intellectual, it's the Hat Films no-research guarantee! The issue is that he reads lot's of 'snapshot' articles and then infers things based on that article without actually researching the field.

[@HappyLarry.]

@@jt1687 We should just give Smith the title of Premier Yogscast Pseudo-Intellectual. At least with [REDACTED] you knew he was making stuff up, and Lewis at least tries to have his comments make sense, but Smith doesn't let anything stop him. Not even facts.

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Hey don’t dis the private schools. That ski trip was necessary for my education.

[@cornishbrooksy]

The textiles teacher got with Mr. Jerrett, the Electronics teacher got with the Drama Teacher....some great memories.

[@GrouchyGander]

Showering every day is not necessary. It dries and damages your skin. You can wash yourself off a bit now and then, but you'll do fine showering just one or two times a week.

[@ThruDarkness]

Smith getting angry he's stuck in a corner and over-hitting the ball every time when he completely forgot it is possible to hit the ball without using full power and moving away from the wall slightly. Never change Smith, this is what you're the best at!

[@nakenmil]

Fun fact: the IQ test was originally developed as means to measure someone's development. A score of 100 was meant to indicate that a 20 year old was as developed as a 20 year old should be. Over 100 meant that they were ahead of the curve, below 100 meant they were lagging behind. Obviously, things have changed, but it's interesting to see where it came from.

[@user-co2ps4yo7k]

nowadays we just measure skull shapes innit

[@SegginsProductions]

New series: "Hat films builds Trotts new house!"

[@elementalsheep2672]

These are like mini-hatchats with some soothing music in the background

[@TheBassHeavy]

I fucking love when Ross laughs like this 14:00. I crease up with him.

[@tomadamo3226]

How do you prevent being pushed down the stairs?

[@rainhymas277]

I feel mildly insulted, my year 3s call me the fun maths teacher, and that's because we spend half the lesson doing maths in a game show format. It's about learning what works for a class. (New to teaching and as it's in primary I do teacher the full range of subjects, but my maths classes have a legendary reputation)

[@brentbartley4976]

If you end up reading the comments: wouldn't mind seeing some worms lads

[@abalfour5898]

I love you Ross Hornby

[@samueljones4699]

I'm depressed and a lot of the time keeping up personal hygiene is even a chore

[@TjarpDex]

I've been there and holy shit is it a dark place to be, hopefully you have people that are (or at least used to be) close to you, you should open up about why you feel so indescribably horrible on a daily basis, if you can't talk to anyone then there are always psychiatrists and the like who you can seek help from, the biggest step towards recovering from depression is admitting that you need help and you should strive to seek it no matter the cost, hang in there buddy!

[@AshLilburne]

You guys are literally giving us washing instructionals. I think we can all be relieved actually that we havent crossed the 1 mil subs mark

[@JamesV1]

Early prediction - Ross will lose.

[@yedaddalers]

I had a teacher called Mr P.Ninnis at a pretty shitty school and he somehow managed to survive pretty well considering

[@MattyTarantino]

6:45 Was waiting for Ross to reply "Carpentry" after the question

[@DominicKrall]

I had a french teacher called Madame Featherstone. She was missing a finger. Four-Finger Featherstone.

[@melkormedia7413]

Lmao "quoTient"

[@__gavin__]

They have low IQ leave them alone

[@OMDoran]

Bloody hell, no filter on this episode aha

[@samjones3167]

We had a science teacher who spilled acid in his eye and it was partially closed. So he had the nick name sniper

[@CaptainWumbo]

Unfortunately the people you think smell really bad probably know it, DO use deoderant and many other products and it still isn't effective. There are people who just sweat a lot more than others, but now you're adding lazy and inconsiderate to their list of traits. Also most people's breath stinks terrible if you catch a wiff of it including probably everyone who snacks in the yogscast. That really is just from not brushing after eating, only before bed and before leaving the house. Particularly things like milk get smelly pretty quickly. Generally you don't notice it, though, because weirdly people don't breathe on each other in most situations at work. I short I wouldn't get paranoid about whether you smell and don't know it. You can tell.

[@notninaa]

Not everyone can physically have a shower everyday, I have several chronic illnesses and can’t stand or hold my arms above my head for very long, I have a bath every other day and it’s really tiring. As long as you use deodorant and wash reasonably regularly i think it’s fine, not like I’m doing loads of exercise lmao

[@ozzoforest]

It really hurts me that they think Maths is pointless. Everyone in science, engineering and computer science will know, it is by far the most important subject in school.

[@cyte112]

Geez it's so painful watching Smith at 6:35. Just putt to a different spot!

[@LucasBuilds]

man, the school talk reminds me of my old head of 6th form-- a man who approached analogies with enthusiasm more so than skill. my personal favourites were 'you need to break the cycle and get on top of the loop; only then will the spiral reverse' and 'it's like a hurdle, but you can't just jump over it'

[@thatguyfromthestories7029]

Watching Smith come back from that 14 and then throw it away on the last hole was difficult to stomach

[@Meximagician]

Hat Boiks: "We've got smart phones, no need for maths." Duncan: "Alexa, what is nine times nine times nine times nine..."

[@ioplup]

Yup I use Mitcham roll on antipersperant after i showered with shower gel, shampoo, condtioner, a face scrub and I brushed my teeth before heading out

[@JohnDoe-zu2tz]

I just realized that these guys make excellent background commentary. It’s like a podcast with no premise.

[@adrenalineunlimited]

Alex's best skill is his ability to adapt and improve over time

[@ryangross5446]

his best skill is his ability to stay attractive for over a decade

[@thefoxredproject]

I feel smarter already

[@GamerSibbers]

I don't like leaving the house if I haven't showered, but will quite happily stay indoors and wait until lunch time to shower

[@morganvincent5647]

My chorus teacher in elementary school threw a remote at a students head, and my 8th grade Spanish teacher lost it and went off on multiple students, got put on probation and then threw something at one of them once she was back🤷‍♀️

[@AlistairAi]

10:27 Oh sorry Smith, is that why you're plagued with errors and problems with your computer builds as of late and tweet about it asking how to fix it? love you tho x

[@camicus-3249]

He said it was like lego, maybe he just stuck two graphics cards together and can't pull them back apart

[@joshuaa4677]

@@camicus-3249 Don't use your teeth

[@kingkuma4112]

Click Click Snap

[@r-mur]

I shower on occasion. We're in a record drought and have no water to spare. Shower comes secondary to drinking water.

[@moondusk8385]

The music of the game just fit the content the guys were talking about. Hat Daddies at their best epic content talk keeps the doctors away. Thank you for making my dark day a little better.

[@MrSpannners]

You guys are all good at being funny and quick witted. Don't sell yourselves short

[@aurablades5403]

Visualizing things in your head is actually ranges quite a bit. Some people literally can't visualize anything in their mind. It has to do with how much you did it as a kid, I think. That's why the more art you did, the more you can probably visualize. So it kind of is a skill in that you have to use it to learn it

[@wallywxnfree2242]

I really needed this today guys thanks

[@missdeadite9696]

"I've built computers, building a houses electrical system can't be much harder" Smiffy

[@kaicolston337]

someones a sparky

[@tenebraebr]

Gale Gale was the Moon Moon of Smith's classroom.

[@georgiamccarthy9188]

We had Gucci B and BMac some of my favourite teachers

[@imjust_a]

On the topic of math, ironically I didn't feel like I really understood math until I took video game programming and computer graphics classes in college. Vectors and matrices can be tough to understand conceptually, but when you can show what's happening in a visual form it really helps to turn it from a concept to something concrete. Obviously not everyone learns the same way, but sheesh if my math classes taught me vectors by showing me the acceleration of a character represented by a line as they moved through a game level I'd have paid way more attention in class.

[@corylaflamme1]

I was looking at my phone and thought I was having a stroke when the circular conversation about a teacher started. Those words were said too many times too close together.

[@MrJakobMovies]

Smith is really good at doing that dog voice

[@awesomeaartvark]

I feel your pain Ross, I suck at those golf games too, and I try soooooo hard!!! How do angles work, I don't understand!!! Also, Smith, I think your thing is charisma! You are good at sounding confident which I think is a great trait, cuz I find that hard to do easily, haha Also also, yes I put deodorant on today and every day, but look, as of right now, I very rarely interact with people on a daily basis or go outside, so I'm gonna shower every other day unless I've done something really physical or need to interact with people, you can't tell me what to dooooo!!

[@ceri678]

I had a teacher with halitosis too, AND he smoked cigars... It was hell.

[@5Amigos32]

What hellish school did they go to? Pushing teachers down stairs, locking them in cupboards

[@r12895]

That Mr Bus thing made me laugh way too hard.

[@eleanorm2710]

this title is extremely relevant, just got my final year of school marks and now I'm just gonna say they couldn't teach me in response to my marks

[@onix9818]

Rewatching this and I find it interesting that America isn't the only place with those issues in their schools. I'm currently in college to become a teacher and so this conversation didn't get my attention as much as it does now.

[@artillero511]

This was so mesmerising to watch and listen to. That's all I gotta say.

[@bitzangubbinzondaleft]

Remember Smith: Dunning Kruger is a thing.

[@adamdapatsfan]

I'm allergic to the vast majority of antiperspirants. I shower religiously, but am always afraid to sit next to people.

[@bloodhoug82]

"At the very least shower every day"? How is that the minimum of hygene. It's not healthy and a waste of water. I shower every other day and am not less hygenic or smell more.

[@DutchThroat]

Ding ding ding, we've got a winner! You're absolutely right

[@bloodhoug82]

@@DutchThroat I hate when people act as if you're so disgusting when you don't shower ever day and change all your clothes every day. It's just such bullshit.

[@hologrms]

@@bloodhoug82 I think for some people, they need to shower everyday otherwise they stink, for others it's not necessary

[@bloodhoug82]

@@hologrms well yeah that's definitely true. But you can't generally say daily is a minimum.

[@jennifernabrahamable]

washing your hair every day isn't needed, but some sort of bathing should really be done daily. Otherwise the dirt builds up in your pores and can clog them.

[@backslashthe3rd]

iq tests are a pretty certain thing nowadays...the tests last anywhere between 4-8hrs and can be multiple visits, as the test measures everything both verbal and nonverbal

[@adrenalineunlimited3376]

The thing about math teachers is that they were probably good at math to begin with, and teach it in the way they think about it. Not everybody learns as effectively in the same way

[@Aeroczema]

8:33 that "WHY" killed me hahaha

[@jamieshattell3730]

Shower in deodorant? 2 birds 1 stone?

[@elphiefanful]

what was that jousting game you guys did on the rocket horses..that was fun

[@bluedolphin4295]

I know this was mentioned on the vlog the other day, but I would really love to see DayZ for Hat Classics!

[@peterrolls7061]

The new GTA heist could be considered a hat classic

[@JacobBatheadPersonal]

When Smith doesn't just do a small shot to get in a different position infuriates me

[@stillsleeping1080]

I'd rather fkin fall down five flights of stairs than go out of the house without takin a bath and putting deodorant on. People who aren't aware of their own body odor terrifies me and is a sure fire way to get me out of their general area. Even thinking about it is enough to set off my goosebumps.

[@PowerPAOK]

If you find yourself lost on an island, please make sure to only have the coconuts when they're ripe. You'll be drinking coconut water and won't make you sick. If you keep drinking the milk, you'll die from dysentery.

[@DutchThroat]

I use very expensive powder deodorant with charcoal and lavender. People who don't see me regularly always wonder why it suddenly started smelling like a garden when I sit next to them. Worth it. You'll still sweat though, but the charcoal kind of eliminates the bacteria. This is made for guys FYI.

[@HippopotamusPencil]

Generally the advantage of IQ scores is that they can serve as decent predictors of success, as defined by stable economic and social lives. They should not be used as a substitute for recognizing mental abilities on a case by case basis.

[@Blahsheep]

Visceria Cleanup Detail!!! you never finished the last map you played!

[@Saltynerd]

Listening to vid while doing other stuff "Maybe you are good at not being good at anything" Wait.... were they talking to me?

[@Tachii31]

"If Sam has five coconuts" ...How many of them are ded?

[@Duboraw]

Smiff did the exact same thing as me in tech.

[@toughfudgecookies4706]

I got an A* in graphics controlled assessment but they never taught us anything for the exam so ended up with a C overall

[@melkormedia7413]

5:20 RIP Rolo Lamperouge

[@hugonorstedt724]

You should do 21 personalities. It's a psychology test of what personality type you are and what traits you have

[@correnbishop9545]

its 4am so no i havent. however im a night time showerer so i showered 6 hours ago

[@Pendarin_]

Trott could build a house For dogs.

[@LeFoothunter]

I never use deodorant or antiperspirant, nor do I shower every day. I understand why you think as you do but they don't only have positives. Showering uses up around 8 litres pr. minute of clean water (in some countries drinkable) - even for short showers of a few minutes that's a lot of water if you do it every day. Regarding antiperspirant and deodorant, allergy to perfume is an increasing problem, and antiperspirant doesn't stop the production of sweat but just blocks it which may lead to build-up of waste molecules and it prevents the body from keeping a natural humidity and microbial balance. Not to mention that most deodorants employ chemicals which may be carcinogenic. Enforcing an ultra-hygienic culture rather than learning to accept some natural aspects of the human fysiology may prove to be detrimental to general health in the industrialised world...

[@ARGhostie]

^ tru this.

[@KarstenOkk]

mr. bus is the funniest shit i've ever heard

[@viktorgabriel2554]

Smith is doing what you should not do dont only look at what you are bad at if you are good at something be proud of it

[@Scio_]

Intellectual quotations is what I go to Twitter for.

[@GuildmasterWigglytuff]

Sure, a calculator can tell you what 534x768 is, but it can't tell you whether 534x768 is the right question.

[@calemaceanruig8010]

when are we going to find out Trott and Smith went to reform school?

[@TheZombyHamster]

Ooh, so much to disect! So, this "Which HAT are you?"-Quiz has shown me, that I'm totally a tubular Smith-Type! Also, Teacher-wise: My school was quite liberal in it's whole structure. Now that meant that teachers were almost like friends, rather than authorities. On the one hand, that led to a few teachers flirting with the girls in 7th (17-ish) and 8th grade (17-18y). On the other hand, one class managed to bully a teacher out of work. But at one point, our Russian teacher arm locked a buddy of mine, so a younger kid could sock him in the stomach. Lastly: Coconuts are an okay source of short term sustenance, as proven by the aptly named coconut cult, a nudist cult established by German August Engelhardt in 1902, but horrible in the long run. There's (almost) no protein per 100g. It's a fun story, really. So yeah. I'm a Smith-Type

[@HappyLarry.]

Okay, your school sounds fucking horrendous. You can have a healthy relationship between teachers and students while enforcing authority without trying to establish friendships above all else. Also, while 'liberal' is technically an appropriate term, it sounds really uncomfortable to have teachers flirting with the girls and teachers aiding in assaults?

[@dylanangel2870]

the end of the vid makes me feel personally attacked

[@MrGoatsy]

I prefer Gold It! It looks more polished.

[@jordy0208]

Now introducing: The Hat Films sponge on a stick! With free roll on antiperspirant

[@HealsCreations]

Antiperspirant, Body Spray, A bit of cologne, a slap of bull piss to scare off predators, and some salty tears of a Fortnite gamer, just for the laughs. I think I'm set for the day.

[@jakowz7619]

Someone want to tell Smiff that if he can’t picture things in his mind he might have aphantasia?