Why The Acolyte Sucks | Episode 5: The Best of the Worst Star Wars Ever Made

Star Wars: The Acolyte's best show so far! 1/10
#Hollywood #Disney #StarWars
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[@DeadMelodyX]

Just wanted to mention a quote - “Bees can't explain to flies that honey is better than shit”.

[@88balloonsonthewall70]

So you dont understand why the Acolyte is so good because you are a fly?

[@SoSezTheDude]

@@88balloonsonthewall70 lol yeah, that's totally what they mean. are you high right now?

[@joaofarinha551]

​@@88balloonsonthewall70do you also have gender pronouns in your bio?

[@OrchinX]

@@88balloonsonthewall70it’s “so good” that everyone hates it and it’s got the worst reviews for any Star Wars content ever

[@Archersrevenge]

​@@88balloonsonthewall70 Hi Disney

[@bradwilliams3951]

I have watched zero Acolyte minutes on Disney Plus but a couple hours of reviews making fun of it. I have my priorities straight.

[@kaeli3952]

My husband asked me why I was only watching reviews of this show last night and not the show itself. I showed him the clip of the lightsabres being headbutted and he just said "ah, got it"

[@nuhuh4564]

What do you mean by 'straight' bigot? (sarcasm font)

[@kaltaron1284]

@@kaeli3952 I don't think that's the worst problem as force-canceling material even exist in the lore. (For whatever dumb reason, it's a stupid idea and a can of worms.) The real problem arises whenever someone moves their mouth and has to spout what the script says.

[@alexedwards6509]

@@kaltaron1284 Didn't squid game guy learn English for this? I bet he is a user of the English phrase "Oh boy have I been suckered"

[@feandil666]

same, I still don't know if this show may actually be decent. but it's probably not worth my time. nerdrotic is funny at least.

[@ClassicRollPlayer]

"We're going to do the worst thing you could possibly do to this show.... Describe what happens in it." Pure genius in just the first 30 seconds!

[@basedelon]

I remember my grandmother saying to me, "I don't care what they tell you at school. Anakin blew up the Death Star".

[@BigEarnMcCracken55]

The continuity of the show is held together about as a good a diarrhea.

[@RocafellaPlaza]

She's HOLY. Not DEAD

[@GLJosh]

Just remember canon doesn't matter, "The past is dead, kill it if you have too". In this case the past is the previous scene.

[@williamthompson5504]

If you swallow jello powder, it will fix the sh!ts. Well, it will be a solid again.

[@TheGoblin1975]

It's held together by a thread. The force thread

[@KevinTierney]

Ironically the only way they can get people to say the show was better is when they abandoned any attempt to tell a story and just focused on action sequences, a parody of modern movies.

[@MrJamedawg]

There something going on behind the scenes... some sort of.. "phantom menace" hahahha "i feel something brewing inside of me... i feel.. A NEW HOPE!"

[@MD-vt9iw]

Speaking of stereotypes, young black person placed under arrest twice refuses to comply both times.

[@XgoodbyeX]

They are portraying jedi like the police so they probably see that as progressive lol.

[@dcsmith111]

The only person who made it racist is you 😂

[@csh5414]

You forgot ‘Fatherless’

[@tylergannon7398]

@@dcsmith111I disagree, it’s the same with fatherless black girls and the fact she said she was going to turn herself in but then refused to comply. Like these writers know what they’re doing. Just how we’re calling everyone who isn’t white like some 1960s racist. It’s pretty blatant racism wrapped in the promise of good intentions with no actual results

[@XgoodbyeX]

@@dcsmith111 yeah totally not the far leftists who try and make everything about race or gender.

[@rigell2764]

I sure miss the days when the force was wielded by like five people and it was only used to accomplish small tasks that led to significant outcomes. Obi Wan convincing the guards to let them through, Luke switching off his targeting computer and using the force to know when to fire, Leah sensing that Luke was still alive and returning to rescue him. These days it's used to pull down entire starships and get people pregnant 🙁

[@tajaygordon9358]

That last sentence had me dying. 😂

[@braxxian]

Indeed. Back then it was a mystical subtle power that was only used in small doses when required. These days it’s a uzi spraying buckets all over the screen.

[@takuid]

@@braxxian the more they use it, the less its impact every time it is used. "sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread..."

[@michaelbrown-ne7vo]

because women have zero logic

[@gator7082]

That's the best explanation of the original force I've seen yet! Edit: or should I say original nature?

[@ukog6048]

I like how when they say diversity they meant no straight white male lol

[@legoferrari14]

Exactly; cisphobia, heterophobia and anti-caucasian racism is completely trivialized by people who believe that "It's payback against the majority"

[@loganmaximus2160]

@@legoferrari14 What they don't realize is... if they keep doing that and the majority keeps being forced to get smacked in the face, it is only a matter of time before the majority takes everything back and stops apologizing for anything ever again.

[@tarynward7406]

Dang bro to true you can say that you don’t know when those weirdo’s are listening

[@redhorsepapi]

​@@legoferrari14wtf is anti-caucasian racism. It's just racism, straight up. Don't get caught in all those unnecessary labels like the liberals.

[@RoryMitchell00]

I'm glad you played the full clip of Mae cutting her hair. Look closely at how they shot and produced that scene. It's given a full body shot, with a long leadup and they hold on her for an equally extended period of time, accompanied by a huge swell from the musical score. I mean what's with the powerful orchestra and choir here? Did she just climb a mountain or something? Go ahead and tell me Star Wars isn't a girl brand now. I dare anyone to try and argue against all the evidence how this is a story written by women, for women, in a genre that women on average at the group level don't enjoy watching.

[@ChaoticYak1]

I think it was supposed to be a musical "Oh, no! Look at what she's doing! Aren't you worried about what's coming next?" I mean, it fails, but that's probably what it's for.

[@Polaris09]

Doesn’t she still have that big mark on her face? How didn’t Sol see that

[@braxxian]

Correct. And when you consider the majority of Star Wars fans are male it’s not hard to see why this brand is dying super fast.

[@fatimagarciagarrido4338]

I am a woman, I liked the original trilogy back in the 90´s when I first watched it when I was a kid, the prequels were ok, the sequels....well, I just watch the first one soooo, everything that came next I haven´t watch it and not because is a genre I don´t enjoy because on the contrary I do but I don´t like when propaganda is forced down my trought

[@RoryMitchell00]

@@ChaoticYak1 You're thinking too rationally. Imagine that hair is "an important element of a person's cultural identity" and that it must never be appropriated by someone of another culture, etc. Basically, imagine you were a girl who never grew out of playing with dolls and worrying about looks, but you wanted to make your childish superficiality and shallowness as an adult seem dignified somehow. I'll give you a moment to process that. Okay, have you been able to step into the mindset of one of these radical ideologues? If so, then let's continue. Now watch this clip again of a black woman cutting her hair with a powerful blast of triumphant music accompanying it, and tell me what you see. Because I know how they think, and what they are doing here doesn't have anything to do with telling a good story. This is 100% social politics, and that is all it ever will be.

[@matthewmckitrick8592]

Space Lesbians should have been such an easy slam dunk.

[@Darthdoodoo]

Was just thinking about how in the 90s remember we used to love them. We saw two chicks and hoped for some action but now they are not the same thing. Nobody wants to see lezzy headblock 🤖 hot scissor action✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[@Lonovavir]

Never underestimate Disney's ability to make worse "entertainment".

[@sneedweaver]

​@@Darthdoodoo90s lesbians were hunted to extinction

[@hectorfigueroa2294]

Maybe on Pornhub

[@johannderjager4146]

It would've if it was in the format of an adult film.

[@TheRealGhutts]

Wait...getting stabbed by Lightsabers DOES kill people? I'm honestly just fucking lost now.

[@tlrlml]

I got the secret decoder ring in the mail, let me help you out... Lightsabers only kill people if they don't score high enough on the intersectional scale... So, of course they kill men, whyte men first... And, everyone with the wrong political opinion... And, I'm betting the little Padawan, even though they had a pretty high score, got penalized for a 'misguided' post on Twetter ten years ago.

[@EamonnJCF]

If there isn't immediate medical attention.. yes.. how is this confusing?

[@marklondon9004]

Imagine it's the 90s, and time travelling reporter guy is saying "the new Star Wars shows are so bad, people would rather watch 4 different reviews of one episode than the actual episode!"

[@markmunroe-hz8rf]

If I was a time traveler, I'd warn Lucas NOT to sell Lucasfilm to Disney

[@Mr_Flerb]

That would require Ryan George to admit wokeness exists, and he’s definitely not gonna do that.

[@monotech20.14]

You don't know what the hell you are talking about. You don't know anything about Lucas or his politics.

[@dutchrjen]

Star Wars with the OT and other content like the Thrawn Trilogy, Bane Trilogy, X-Wing Series, NJO series, YJK series, Hand of Thrawn Trilogy, and much of the EU was (in my opinion) the greatest fantasy universe ever to exist. There were some duds like the Callista Trilogy and some contentious stuff like Dark Empire but those could be ignored. The prequels had some issues but still mostly held true to the lore. I could get past those large issues. 2005 was "peak Star Wars." The 1990s was a great time for Star Wars. Later EU stuff (2005 to 2013) went off the deep end (with a couple exceptions) and then Disney (with very few exceptions like Rogue One) fell into the Mariana Trench. The prequels did bring in some glaring lore issues that led to logical problems that warped later content, but Disney has just taken everything and ran it into a brick wall. Star Wars is dead in that too few care about new content in the existing canon universe to sustain anything. The only stuff anyone cares about now is the now inactive past canon universe. Star Wars is like reminiscing about a dead person.

[@kaeli3952]

​@@markmunroe-hz8rfSouth Park tried to

[@milkyx6195]

Mae - "I'll turn myself over to the Jedi". A few moments later. Jedi - "You're under arrest" Mae tries to kill Jedi she was going to surrender to. 🤡🤡🤡

[@brenturner1160]

Peak writing.

[@XgoodbyeX]

​@@brenturner1160yep i bet it took over 100 disney writers just to come up with that lol.

[@stardestroyerofficial5474]

3:30

[@ericp3573]

lol yep, writer can't even figure out what they are writing

[@EamonnJCF]

I mean this is easily explained.. you're so blinded by rage that you can't even comprehend basic writing lol. She knew she would be blamed for Kelnecca's murder so her idea of turning herself in was moot. People in these comments are hilarious.

[@pooloftim8263]

The Jedi have no idea what happened to the Wookie Jedi, since no one went inside to see his body.

[@cattrucker8257]

Don't worry, they've read about it in the script.

[@jacobhuish292]

That’s true haha i never thought about that!

[@robrift]

I'm surprised they killed her off with a triple tap, but I would not be surprised if the next episode it shows her in a medical bed recovering from a tough night lol

[@muznick]

But she got one through the spine! Nah, it'll be fine.

[@BookshelfQBattler]

According to new Disney Star Wars rules, light saber stab wounds have zero effect on strong, independent women, so Jecki will probably be fine. But I hope the writers respect us enough to at least feed us some BS, like because she's an alien, all her vital organs are in her feet or something.

[@lyntoncollins2758]

@@muznick Yet she still stands there in dramatic death pose for a few seconds - she would be *instantly* paralyzed and jelly legged.

[@NickNapoli]

Just last night I rewatched Phantom Menace and I must say that I would rather watch Duel of the Fates on loop for 24 hours than anything Disney Star Wars.

[@M-S_4321]

Stop being blatantly masochistic

[@leos.2322]

@@M-S_4321 Duel of the Fates is the good part of Phantom Menace

[@Mobius118]

I love the Phantom Menace, awesome movie

[@cheesesniper473]

Phantom menace is effing terrible. Even lucas said it was a mess he couldnt fix.

[@TheBCninja]

​@cheesesniper473 phantom menace isn't a masterpiece by any means, but it has great elements in the movie. It has redeeming qualities. This show has none.

[@ianmcd66]

The Ezra clip was prophetic. We’re going to find out Qimir was a witch who transitioned into a male Sith through the dark Thread. Yikes

[@Mikemotorcycle0214]

Disney thinks every Sith needs a helmet and must talk with a Vader like voice lol. What a joke Disney is

[@VariaIV]

Remember in the old republic, on Korriban….how every real sith and acolyte was either unmasked or cloaked (with very few masks) 😂…..uuuuugggggh these people suck eggs

[@tlrlml]

Imagination... unaffordable with a measly $180 million to spend!

[@user-st2oj5ic7u]

Gary you forgot that light saber impalement doesn't kill anymore

[@M-S_4321]

Of course he did. Gen X Flashlightsabers never did damage by puncture

[@cattrucker8257]

I'm legit looking forward to that teenage love interest bait showing up in the finale, Grand Inquisitor style.

[@steppenpinguin]

I predict that we will see at least one of the following new lightsaberuses: 1. cutting bread while toasting it 2. stiring soup while heating it 3. cutting fingernails 4. healing wounds 5. lighting candles

[@centerM87]

6. Unclogging the toilet.

[@tlrlml]

The construction industry application list alone is mind boggling!!!

[@EbenezerEibenhardt]

Hi!! Billy Mays here with the new Omnisaber!! The quick and easy solution to all your house and garden chores!! Here's how it works...

[@Digibullet32]

if they made a lightsaber blender would it just eliminate anything thrown into it...i mean when a lightsaber goes thru something it doesnt seem to leave dust or anything just a hole

[@steppenpinguin]

@@Digibullet32 But isn´t that more of a Trashburnigdevice than a blender??? 🤣

[@vesubioromo9425]

Someone's trying to sell this as Star Wars? Really, bro? The Power of One. The Power of Two. The Power of Penny...stocks. - Disney

[@dcsmith111]

The power of 2 means to hide from the jedi and Ajanta Pall thousands of years before Anakins birth discovered the power to to create life he's also the first sith lord. You're just another fake fan. Putting grifter youtuber feet in your mouth congrats on looking stupid though 😂

[@1OnlyOneOnlyOne1]

Still cant scrub the ''power of maanyyyyyyy'' out of my eyes and ears.

[@kevinkirk6442]

I think the reason why so many people thought this was the best episode is, many of the characters that everyone hates (rightfully so), die in this episode.

[@snekks7497]

Their problem was that they didn't bring Jedi Order 66 Big Macs with them. Smilo Ren wouldn't have stood a chance.

[@IANGEL101I]

I prefer "Jediabetes".

[@KurtRichards]

​@@IANGEL101I I prefer Fatowan lol

[@MisterSinisterReviews]

Dear Acolyte writers, that South Park episode was a parody, not an instruction manual.

[@ConsoleCleric]

Darth Vader - "I did it to rule the galaxy." Count Dooku - "I did it for the New Empire." Darth Maul - "I did it to destroy Jedi and restore the Sith." Smilo Wren - "I did it so I could do whatever the hell I want."

[@BrownBean19]

Diverse non-binary protagonist kills me 😂😂

[@TheBCninja]

I wish these reviewers made no reference to their race, gender, sexual preference, Yada Yada. Because standalone this show is trash. And any reference to anything but trash writing, acting, and directing gives them something to deflect with and not take accountability.

[@tyr3759]

rip

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

@@TheBCninja They will simply mind-read, deflect, and refuse to take accountability regardless. They did it before with Black Panther and Captain Marvel.

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

I like Platoon's "Occupational Health & Safety Administration". He does 2 hour videos and CONSISTENTLY refers to her as that 😂

[@StraightOutaFleaBottom]

Gary’s titles are always legendary 😂

[@TJCID22]

The Jedi have no such rule as "don't attack an unarmed man". Remember Mace Windu and Palpatine? People with the force are never unarmed.

[@ThespianPrince13]

Yup. Made Windu tried to murder Palpatine in a summary execution.

[@88Fallon]

People keep equating the Jedi with police. Police, Detectives and MP's exist in Star Wars. Jedi are investigators/special forces, in the beginning they only investigated force based disturbances and frequently delt with life and death on planet scale levels. The Jedi are meant to remain centered and make rational decisions regarding death and killing, think peaceful but not pacifist. When the situation calls for it (genocide level threat) the Jedi have destroyed entire planets. More like a mix of MI6, MKG and CIA than police. Rules but have the flexibility to adapt to the threat.

[@luxtravelworld9030]

100 years ago Jedi. Who knows?

[@TJCID22]

@@luxtravelworld9030 Dude, if we go by Legends and expanded universe we have thousands of years of precedence for it all, so 100 years ago is nothing.

[@lizadd]

pretty sure that in tcw there is such rule. I remember when Kenobi couldn't kill a prison warden because he was unarmed, then Rex killed him. Mace vs Palpatine is such an important fight and Windu knew so he stepped over the line

[@jarydfarah2]

Do you think that the writers just thought a millennium was 100 years? 😂

[@tlrlml]

Yes. That or a type of bird of the Falconidae family!

[@treesurgeon2441]

It makes me laugh every time they pull out the "Some might call me..." Trope because it always reminds me of "Some call me...Tim"

[@riftshredder5438]

Wait, I thought The Rise of Skywalker had the best lightsaber battles in Star Wars history, did Disney change their minds.....again? Lol

[@tlrlml]

Yes, they weren't obscured enough, and the exposition before and after was really lame! The new lightsaber battles are much better now, 25% more dialogue, 50% less choreography! The slow walk to the battle site really sets it apart from anything that came before!!!

[@CarlWheatley-wi2cl]

A fight scene isn't only about flashy choreography. It's about tension, stakes, investment, build up. Three quarters of the fighting was obscured, any tension was severed with last weeks idiotic cut off. We don't care because they have not done the work for us to be invested in these characters. Some of the fight scenes were well executed, some of it wasn't and most of it was trying to figure out was was happening. Even Rebels Obi-Wan vs Maul was orders of magnitude better than anything here and that lasted a tiny fraction of the runtime.

[@DoodsUnited]

Dunno that much about star wars but aren't lightsaber duels often also kind of character moments? In this one, it doesn't work so well when most combatants are never-seen-before redshirts that just exist to get killed off.

[@yhmmmm9766]

This narrative show is a nightmare. Not only it’s divisive like America it’s also stereotypical of the actors. Even worse than Hollywood itself. Hard to watch. 😂

[@glawsir]

I couldn't believe it when the Acolyte came on screen and said "it's Acolyting time" and just Acolyted all the Jedi. Truly changed my life

[@theevermind]

Can you imagine how many lives this will be saving?

[@glawsir]

@@theevermind A lot. I felt my estrogen levels rising with each passing minute of episode 4. They rose so high that in the span of 30 minutes I completely transitioned to bi-sexual, to gay, to non-binary, to a female, to Leslye Headland and eventually into nothing where I became part of the thread and now all I can see is the rainbow promise land, oh God, is that.. KATHLEEN KENNE-AAHHHHHHHHHH... THE POWER OF ONE... THE POWER OF TWO... THE POWER OF MANYYYYYYYY

[@nibeldougebagr7153]

Nah it was when Maemae said… guys, I think all along, we have been acolyting a wrong acolyte!

[@glawsir]

@@nibeldougebagr7153 wait... THEY FLY NOW????

[@inkermoy]

Fannie Mae: You're looking for an Acolyte? Well, I Acolyte.

[@thecosplaycrafter8017]

And this, kiddos, is what happens when you hire activists to fill ethnicity and sexual preference quotas instead of writers who know anything at all about how to put together a plot, consistent characterisation, or any semblance of moving interactions between characters.

[@blastwave2k]

Good thing our lead stunning and brave actress has spectacular skill in playing two different characters exactly the same. Guess we all kinda took Lindsey Lohan acting prowess for granted hmm?

[@das_daw374]

When he said "the acolyte" in the movie, a cut to peter griffin pointing at the screen and shouting "there he said it, he said title in the movie" would have been awesome as well ;)

[@Mancada100]

Palpatine slapping Darth Vader: "Idiot! You blew the wrong planet!!!!"

[@kyledabearsfan]

what bothers me most, is two-fold. 1. The potential of a dark side, sith perspective BA story COULD BE INCREDIBLE. And they are so bad at writing they couldnt even pull that off (as a dark side sith lore nerd, i was so excited). 2. They manage to get Cortosis right (a rare metal that shorts out lightsaber blades) but they fail every other canon fact check or dont care? Drives me nuts. "youd call me a Sith" Darth Bane is howling from the afterlife! One more thing, the padawan can hold her own vs the guy who cut down 8 jedi masters by himself? Whats the power scaling here?

[@kyledabearsfan]

@AnoneemusNoename hopefully real fans getting mad will mean something, if not the force will wither here and never recover.

[@tlrlml]

For power scaling information please consult the Intersectionality Chart!

[@SneharthoDey]

Amongst all of this, I seriously feel bad for Lee Jung Jae. Man's a legendary actor of Korean cinema and gave his shot at Hollywood only to be included in such a shatfest with no work on his speech training.

[@EbenezerEibenhardt]

Lesbian Space Witches and Lee Jung Jae looking at a white jewish man in asianfase asking him, "What are you??" I'd say you can't make this sh!t up but somebody did...

[@MakalaDoulos]

I feel sorry for Sol. He is trying mightily to hold this whole thing together

[@DoodsUnited]

Poor guy, learning English for THIS was definitely not worth the effort. Hope he'll appear in something better after this.

[@ereini0n]

The way they killed every friend Osha made just so that nobody will be able to tell it's not her through conversations 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Darthdoodoo]

You couldn't tell anyway they are both completely flat with zero personalities 😂😂😂the actor is a huge 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@kevinfisher5492]

You'd think that someone would notice the smell of burnt hair following her around. That smell takes a long time to go away.

[@ImminDragon]

@@kevinfisher5492 "That's not me, that's the wookie your smelling. He was killed by a lightsaber. We really need sensible lightsaber reform laws. People can't be allowed to have such dangerous weapons! We should also defund the Jedi." (I tried to match the quality and subtlety of the writing in the show)

[@leos4243]

Why are you so obsessed with children’s media?

[@theunknowncommenter725]

@@leos4243 Why are you so obsessed with being the fun police?

[@markavey75]

The part where you have Kelnacca say, "Man, I'm dead." 🤣🤣🤣

[@randomfools808]

Shots at RLM. Mike can't criticize this for doing anything but pointing out how stupid the writing in this show is. Maybe they should watch some of these videos that they are trying to mock. Stuff they would have pointed out in the Plinkett reviews. I think Mike got all of his notes from Twitter.

[@LordAntisonic]

Yup , RLM really missed the mark in understanding the issues that fans were having with the direction of the IP.

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

Darth Smiley has trouble with a single padawan and yet can take down a Jedi master along with several Jedi knights? THAT MAKES NO F*CKING SENSE!!!!!!!!

[@Angry_Peanut_52]

So, it's well established that Darth Maul has a problem with Jedi Padawans.

[@007JP]

Remember when a young obi cut down darth maul? I’m pretty sure people said this same thing 25 years ago when phantom was released.

[@MusicArteTux]

Darth maul did not massacre many jedis, he only kill quin gon because they were 1 on 1. And darth maul was killed by Obi wan kenobi, one of greatest jedis

[@gamegeek9220]

Cause she is a Woman

[@sicdyna]

Maybe he was Le Tired and needed a nap before firing three saber misiles into her chest. I kinda saw it like a cat playing with its prey before it eats it. Also these are virgin peace time Jedi that are not really warriors.

[@peposo7]

3:13 - Jedi Jumpkick! The problem with killing the jedi, is that they become more powerful than you can imagine. Palpatine did not have a problem with empowering them like that.

[@TheHulkbuster13]

This is basically the Witcher blood origin series equivalent in Star Wars form. The series takes far in the past to rewrite the main story, the people behind the series aren’t trapped by the main story so they have almost free reign to write what they want and just take bits of piece of lore to make it so. This is the story wars story they would really want to tell.

[@MrPrincepop]

At this point, all you can do is laugh at these people.

[@bordocofrivia2896]

The acolyte! The only show where a wookiees old underwear has more character and plot importance than our lead protagonists!

[@TheWatcherxx99]

If they'd put more thought into it the underwear would have been lingerie 🙀

[@leos4243]

Why are you so obsessed with children’s media?

[@BookshelfQBattler]

"Oh good you brought a little beaver guy to track Master Kelnacca." "Huh? Oh, not, he's just a furry little pervert who likes to sniff old dirty wookie drawers."

[@theunknowncommenter725]

​@@leos4243 why are you stuck in the 50s?

[@fingers752000]

If only the wookie would of actually of been called a wokey, they, them, would still be alive now...

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

I’ve got a horrible feeling they tricked Lee Jung-jae into this job by telling him he was starring in a Squid Game sequel. They probably told him the other Jedi are contestants.

[@DoodsUnited]

If so at least he's winning (again?)

[@FireinTheBowl]

So the light sabers don't attract the moths, but a flashlight taped to his back does?

[@credibilityproblem8250]

"Say the line Smylo!" *sigh* "Acolyte" "Yaaaaay!"

[@ProfTalbert]

Qui-Gon: "I sense a Phantom Menace." Dooku: "It's the Attack of the Clones!" Windu: "I fear the Revenge of the Sith is at hand." Tarkin: "The Jedi are extinct. They would need A New Hope." Vader: "The Empire doesn't just sit back...The Empire Strikes Back!" Mothma: "We've been waiting for The Return of the Jedi!"

[@Mechaman556]

He Vadered!!!11 😀

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Luke: "I will not be The Last Jedi." Oh wait, that actually happened. 🤦‍♂

[@Jehutyv4]

That face palm from Naked Gun is what we all must have felt after hearing the lore break. I wonder how many emergency calls doctors had to handle for head trauma.and concussions each time an Acolyte episode airs.

[@pragmaticoptimist46]

9:35 “I bet the catering sucks”. 😂We need more one-liner comedy. Keep ‘em coming.

[@JangoMike]

Yord Hords acting range is pretty much: look like a constipated chipmunk

[@cattrucker8257]

And he died as he lived, to boot.

[@MrPerser]

I love how they made Mae cutting her hair like a grand reveal. Evolved into Osha, so she can turn herself over to the jedi

[@darrellcovello7917]

That three second Naked Gun bit was more dramatic, more entertaining, and better acted than anything Disney Star Wars has done in years 😅

[@franklee6746]

RLM used to be funny. Star Wars used to be fun. Times change.

[@alanhorkan]

10:13 "The Jedi Trap" move poster. Love it.

[@tophat2115]

Gentleman, I know our customers have always loved our blue, 8 cylinder trucks, and will buy them as soon as they roll off the assembly line but I feel they should like a pink, 4 cylinder, sub-compact. So let's build those instead. Why aren't they buying them? They're anti-car! They're wrong, I'm right... If a car manufacturer, in this example, continued to ignore their customer's desires, they would go out of business and blaming the customer for it is just asinine.

[@anonygent]

Amen. The example I use is a popular restaurant suddenly switching to meat substitutes and gluten free bread and then accusing the customers of being bigots when they complain that it's not the same anymore.

[@hazeleyees]

Lightsabers cut hair now 😂.

[@whitleybayman123]

Why wouldnt they?

[@rommelbengali]

​@@whitleybayman123More like burn it.

[@Lonovavir]

Very nice, Paul Allen's shotgun cooks dinner.

[@hawkeye5955]

​@@Lonovavir: It even has a watermark.

[@cattrucker8257]

It really seems like Disney Wars forget they aren't actual metal blades and don't share properties of such. Only sign of them ever remembering at all was the sabers turning on and off.

[@idliketosay]

“Hell I bet the catering sucks” got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UnnamedBridgeburner]

How was Star Whores a better written, better acted, less boring, and more realistic looking than this!? How do you fumble the bag so spectacularly!? The only thing I can do is golf clap and admire the incompetence.

[@Swordsheep]

Th3 dude straight up deflected a lightsaber with his helmet 🫡💀

[@trrisner37]

“Hell I bet the catering sucked” made me laugh out

[@kevinmueller1170]

Love your channel, Gary. I've always liked Star Wars but never considered myself a huge enough fan to get too deep into the lore. But man... Disney has no clue what they're doing with the IP's they have. Watching them tank into inevitable nonexistence is way more entertaining than anything they're capable of producing anymore.

[@asura48]

It's funny how yoda in the prequel trilogy never mentioned a sith using a type metal that if used correctly can neutralize lightsabers for several seconds at a time and why didn't vader use it against luke??....it seems very useful 😂😂

[@M-S_4321]

Memories a common problem in far far away galaxies

[@C4Hertz]

Vader's suit is basically tailor made to cripple him to the point he can't overthrow Palatine. So I could understand it not being made of Beskar or w/e EU materials. But headbutting a lightsaber just doesn't make sense to me, even in Contrivium armor.

[@asura48]

@@C4Hertz if vader had headbutt luke's lightsaber it would've looked as stupid as it does now......but don't think consume product

[@thcustoms5293]

I asked chat GPT what’s the worst Star Wars show. "The Acolyte," a recent addition to the Star Wars franchise on Disney+, is often regarded as the worst Star Wars show. It has been heavily criticized for multiple reasons, including significant deviations from established canon, controversial story choices, and a generally poor reception from fans. The show features a plot involving Force-sensitive witches and introduces elements that conflict with the established lore, such as the "Force Baby" controversy and discrepancies regarding the timeline of certain characters.

[@BlackGold-fc7tu]

The Jedi masters are wishing they didn't hire all those dei jedis

[@rafferdx]

That cutaway to Garrett haha

[@artworx12]

Oh the catering is where most of that money went "There was a lot of meeting... There was a lot of Food..."

[@secretfirebooks7894]

I wonder if those idiots who bought "Yord Horde" tshirts want their money back...

[@LezArtist5iG]

5:19 Strong female Padawan was killed, because she's white.

[@jefftaylor8294]

i thought she was the gay love interest...

[@LezArtist5iG]

@@jefftaylor8294 Nope. Just a distraction from her future demise.

[@AvenueStudios]

Haha the Equilibrium scene was perfect😂 Love that film!

[@jaywilldoit]

I’m offended that of all the light saber colors, they didn’t have a black light saber.

[@DoodsUnited]

Black Lightsabers were banned after they revealed all those suspicious stains in Harvey Weinstein's office

[@dominusmaximus6925]

if there is no rainbow lightsaber then ill call em raycists

[@lukedelport8231]

At least stabbing with a light sabre kills people again

[@Phyx1u5]

not sure how stabbing with light sabers killed all those jedi, seeing as many have survived this same attack before.

[@willh3972]

Darth Vader with clenched fist: "If you only knew the power..of when the Empire Strikes Back!"

[@user-wx8zv8zm3j]

Somebody remembers the movie "Skin Deep" with John Ritter from the 1980s? When I saw the lightsaber fighting in the dark woods I was reminded of "Skin Deep". 😉

[@trevinormandy14520]

The power of one The power of two The power of skittles😂😂😂😂😊

[@TheDougMac]

I can't wait until they say "Mae the force be you." and then the jedi honor her greatness by making that their catchphrase. Stunning.

[@ecm394]

The stupidity reminds me of the new Jurassic Park where the girl protagonist outruns Raptors in high-heels....At least make it make sense people. Use common sense!

[@DetectivePikachu37347]

Only a Shill deals in absolutes.

[@Swedeninthahood]

That golden nugget in the very end is genius! You rock! Keep up the good fight 😊

[@Matty_Metal]

But Gary - there are people starving in the world… You’re not allowed to care about Star Wars 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[@TJCID22]

That doesn't just make sense, it makes super sense (if you don't think about it).

[@randomfools808]

Caring about Star Trek is fine though right Mike.

[@owenking6370]

"Hell I bet the catering sucks" LoL!

[@melbatoast6403]

"force push" He-He (Read in Beavis voice)

[@Muxxyy]

Force bush!

[@melbatoast6403]

@@Muxxyy Bush Push

[@andrewnoonan5275]

Re-edited. corrected a "flaw". I don't think many are gonna look too much at slight inconsistencies. On the whole, was not looking for intellectual drama, only escapist fun. Here's what i would do with inconsistencies- In earlier timeline, Sol stops & pauses, then looks at osha. Osha instinctively asks what's wrong. Sol replies, saying he can't empathically sense any thoughts or feelings from her. But strangely could when younger. Sol privately wonders if now older Osha has developed a more "mature" barrier against him. In his experience, it's not the first time this has happened & suspects it won't be the last either. During the battle with the "adversary" in helmet, Sol ponders on whether Mae has this same innate ability to block his senses of her. As the battle begins, sol looks for Osha & is concerned that Mae might use this time to get to Osha, use her as a hostage to flee from here. Or worse, persuade her to follow her. Sol calls out to her. He quickly looks back & sees 2 Jedi fall. He Quickly stops calling for her. Putting his fellow Jedi first, he rushes towards the fray. The Sith expertly draws them further away from Sol, widening the distance between him & the skirmish. By now, The last of the day's sun leaves the horizon & as "darkness" envelops all, a palpable feeling of fear seems to "preternaturally" radiate out towards Sol & jedi in waves. As if the darkness itself was strengthening this strange sith. In each jedi mind, their training against fear & mind manipulation takes over. They whisper their taught mantras against this attack. "Fear is the killer of thought & strategy. I shall not fear, for the force is my strength & guide" One of the jedi falters & literally, he begins to shake, then go "rigid" as uncontrollable fear literally freezes his actions. The others ignore this, but "position" themselves between the victim & sith. Light flashes from their sabers, then coruscate as theirs clashes with the sith. The sith attempts to reach the frozen victim, but now sol enters the fray. As he does so, the Sith "smiles", & as he smiles, a sound of cracking branches & heavy breathing, faint at first emanates mere inches away from Sol. Sol's actual feeling of fear this time feels it's "a warning" to turn around. He quickly whirls around, while the other 2 confronts the Sith. Sol gasps !! Surprise & shock sets in momentarily as the force "manifests" an "ethereal" Sith, garbed in ancient old republic era. An ancient sith ghost conjured by this sith ??? Sol always theorised that if the jedi could call on the dead, then maybe the sith could as well?? But an incorporeal capable of fighting them ? Sol sees the ghost is unarmed, but nevertheless strikes diagonally down at it !!... ....Nothing happened ?? Sol strikes again ! Again the light saber passes harmlessly through this ghost. The ghost looks to the Sith, as if waiting for instructions. While the sith feverishly battled on, the sith stole a moment to quickly glance at the ghost, then towards the frozen victim. The ghost sith understood, then moved straight through Sol, then "thrust" his hand deep into the chest of the frozen victim. A silent scream flashed across the face of the victim as his heart is violently squeezed. Blood trickles from victim's mouth as he gasps his last breath ! By now, Jeck Lon has eventually overpowered & handcuffed Mae, but hearing the ongoing battle feels she might be needed. Sol, seeing Yord & remaining knights are still alive orders them to attack sith while he confronts the apparition. Sol uses the force to "push" the ghost away from battle. Then he closes his eyes & concentrates, trying to telekinetically "rend to shreds" the apparition. The ghost "falters & wails" momentarily, then "re-coalesces" & laughs !! One by one the ghost focuses on each jedi, deliberately leaving Sol to the sith, quickly moving "through" sol & thrusting his hand over each victim's heart. Yord valiantly fights on as Sol continuously tries using the force to push away and rend the ghost. By now, sol is weakening. Just as Yord gains the upper hand, the ghost snatches at yord's heart. Yord grimaces in sheer pain & looks at helpless Sol, whose face by now is contorted with emotional frustration & helplessness !! The sith hovers over yord & laughs. The sith quickly raises his saber & cuts off the arm of yord whose still alive. Sol lunges at sith while his friend agonisingly dies. Just then, the full moon" comes out from beneath the clouds & bathes the apparition in white light. The ghost howls & fades to nothing. Now the battle is even !! But sith manages to cut Sol's saber, disabling it. Sol, now defenceless backs away. Osha, who watches on helplessly now has an idea. She charges her stun gun to overload & uses it as an EMP bomb. Sith's saber dies out. Quickly, osha attaches 2 found light sabers to the side of her "floating bot" companion, then orders it to sol. With sabers on outer side of bot means sith cannot see them. The sith senses the danger & sends out a force grip towards the bot flying towards sol. But the bots "slippery" suspensor fields causes sith to loose grip. However, "one" of those sabers, partly caught by force grip drops to floor. Sith sees it & force pulls it successfully to himself as Sol grabs the other. By now, Jecki Lon has arrived at the scene. Sol, still unsure of his odds sees Lon is way too inexperienced & quickly orders her to escort osha back to the ship & leave !! Just as lon escorts osha away, she notices a glint of shiny metal reflecting the moon's light in the dirt ground, strangely drawn to it, she realises one of those in battle had dropped it ?? She picks it up & as she does so, an enchanting "whisper", only she can hear, whispers into her mind. Sol Shouts at her again, shaking her loose of this whispering. With senses regained, she beckons osha to follow her. As they pass through area where creatures are, osha says she has an idea. She quickly orders her "hovering/flying" droid to "light up". The creatures above "shriek" then dive to her. Osha "holds onto" flying droid tightly then orders it to fly as fast as possible to sol ! Lon screams at her, but can do little. The little droid dodges between ever thickening clots of tree trunks & branches as creatures gets nearer & nearer. Osha screams as teeth bites into her leg. She desperately tries to kick it off & orders bot to fly faster. Another bites into her arm, but bot zaps it with an extending probe. Osha can feel the poison sinking into her & begins to loose grip. At that precise moment, the bot arrives, just as sol is losing ground. As Osha loses consciousness she orders bot to fly & attach to the back of sith, then slips from the bot to the ground at high speed ! The bot, travelling at high speed, slams into back of sith, sending him forward to the ground. The creatures race in & engulf both !! The bot switches off it's lights as many sink teeth & poison claw into sith. The sith manages to kill a few, but more engulf him, carrying his fighting body away. Sol, caught by the impact of both is also sent flying, but now unconscious !! Delirious with poison, osha gets up & walks aimlessly into the forest. It's then mae finds her. Not knowing if the sith is still alive & sensing her sister might not make it, she decides to take her place. Dowsing the "front" of her hair in wet, stench bog", she then uses the saber to cut off that part. The muck/slime & stench masks any possibility of saber burn smells. She remembers her tattoo on forehead & promptly uses found saber to burn off tattoo.

[@hemaccabe4292]

I try not to be a cancel person, but considering the disgusting, horrific crimes of Ms Leslye Headland, it's hard to imagine watching anything she was a part of.

[@droid_protocol_official]

Dude I love your videos! I’m literally laughing so hard! The face slicing off after the saber hair cut; chefs kiss! 👌🏼🤣

[@loganmaximus2160]

So in that saber fight, there is a scene where the winning character (sorry, I'm not watching the show or wasting energy learning names) uses their forearm to "break" one lightsaber, and then immediately uses a headbutt to "break" the other lightsaber. Last I checked, lightsabers didn't just "break". These people have no fucking clue what they're doing. Lightsabers are not swords that break. They are beams of light that go through everything. If you tried to headbutt a lightsaber, even with that stupid helmet, that lightsaber would slice your head in half. So glad I'm not watching any Disney shit anymore.

[@thatsfxguy]

"what do you want??'...to wield my weapon wherever I like in front of whoever I want... like every month is pride month" 😅

[@TheSabanrab]

Omg This show is just horrible. So the guy is killing Jedi because he wants freedom? To maim and kill whoever he wants? 😱

[@valenciasainz]

Acolyte is the turd that won't flush.

[@deanf7586]

The saber cuts treads down but merely gives NotChewbaca and Yord a flesh wound 😂.

[@olyviermonteau4300]

it's a good thing people don't look at the wikipedia for their information...... right? cause if so that's sad knowing that wikipedia can be edited, so unless you're searching for something comepletely off the radar/away from politics, even some math problems, chances are: it's been edited, at least recently.

[@jhosuerui9806]

The Parent Trap!!!!!!😂😂😂... Gary, You make my day