Why Vaporeon Is My Favorite Pokemon

[@nosrin1988]

"Vaporean is my favorite." *my concern grows deeply*

[@kingcain08]

OH NO YOU SHOULDVE FORGTEN ABOUT THE PASTA HILWUSHD6GDTEF4-

[@stormflavored8829]

All of the internet dirty mind aside, Vaporean is objectively one of the top 3 best eeveelutions.

[@Ardeeone]

i don't really like vapeoreon

[@nosrin1988]

@@stormflavored8829 im still waiting for my steel type.

[@VortexF]

@@stormflavored8829 you can't throw away the dirty mind of the internet,when the internet IS the dirty mind

[@sheepwrecked9883]

translated hexcode at 4:57 : I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

[@MayBeSomething]

Legit? I thank you for your sacrifice.

[@ErikratKhandnalie]

You've done the world a service this day. In the darkest hour of your darkest day, look to the West, where help shall come with the setting sun.

[@Herib104]

I have checked and real

[@plumper303]

o7

[@serenahiggins1849]

I was so confused! Thanks.

[@DracomedyWasTaken]

As an espeon fan I was so curious about how he was gonna justify Espeon being bad I was not ready for just "purple" I love this video

[@treebit]

same, I like sylveon and just "dumb" was not an expected piece of criticism

[@CatKingLuna]

i rather like jolteon and actually had to pause at "too spiky"

[@ZigealFaust]

I heard "purple", got upset, then was like "you know what, fair enough".

[@swagmaster699]

Umbreon: "Bites the throat of its prey then eats the corpse." That's just a cat

[@cameron7374]

@@swagmaster699 Well, it's missing the part where it regurgitates the corpse onto your carpet but otherwise, yea, cat.

[@jak3thed0g3]

the amount of fear when i see a magic the noah video with vaporeon in the thumbnail

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

Same!

[@pikucha4000]

Did you know that-

[@Fatbird669]

In terms of

[@ianbrooks1804]

Male and female breeding

[@vgleo43]

Vaporeon is the

[@Ne_nekoo]

The fact that Sylveon chokes you to death seems way more scary than umbreon killing it's pray by biting in the throat like many predators do

[@AmalieLinden]

He's just having fun 🥰 Look at his sweet face

[@Ne_nekoo]

@@AmalieLinden 💀

[@Anty_Praza]

Some people like bdsm. Not pokemon's fault.

[@godzillaworks4585]

Who drew ur pfp

[@roach3554]

Sylveon can choke me to death anyday of the week 😍😍

[@baroquerookbr3214]

The direction this went was unexpected and I'm pleasantly surprised.

[@lustacocas]

The moment he mentioned high base HP and acid armor I almost panicked

[@bobwilson679]

Yeah, I really thought he was going the copypasta route

[@Vanilla38913]

@@bobwilson679 would have been too unoriginal, this was funnier

[@wow-roblox8370]

@@bobwilson679 he did translate the hexadecimal code

[@HyperNova808]

@@wow-roblox8370i’m not gonna do that, too much work for my lil pea brain

[@chippie6775]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, Vaporeon is one of the best pokemon you could keep as pets? While they're quite big and heavy, which may not be for most, they don't have fur, causing them not being able to shed. Even through their big size, they love laying in your lap while you work to keep you company, they're also able to use acid armor to make themselves lighter if needed. Vaporeon with their high HP and defense aren't naturally aggressive either and are quite friendly and are more than willing to spend their time with their beloved trainer! But that doesn't mean they wouldn't protect you, if you or anyone else they treasure are in danger, they'll jump into your or their defence, having strong moves like Last Resort, Hydro Pump, Hyper Beam, Blizzard and more. Along with that, if you're a fan of swimming, Vaporeon would be a great addition to your team. Their body is covered in fins and scales, making them amazing swimmers. Not only that, but their bodily structure is similar to the structure of water and they can even blend in with the water they're in, making them fantastic players at hide and seek! They also learn moves like Water Gun, Sunny Day, Surf and Tail Whip, making your time in the water even more fun! But that's not all, they're capable of detecting the upcoming rain with its fins, so they'll always let you know when it's about to rain. And if you're having a bad day, they're always there to make you feel better with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes. In short, Vaporeon isn't compatible for breeding, but is compatible for being your friend!

[@Obbels]

Thank you for sparing us

[@chippie6775]

@@Obbels had enough of zoophilia😀😭

[@sibleyfamily1969]

That last sentence was the best thing I’ve read in this comment section

[@tom_70_ads]

They have fur

[@chippie6775]

@@tom_70_ads that's up for debate

[@ThymeTwister]

I'm glad he told us he didn’t steal the pumpkin: it would definitely have occurred to me otherwise, and I would have naturally assumed that he did in fact steal the pumpkin. I can't quite express exactly how relieved I am.

[@thewalker124]

Your being sarcastic right

[@Boon_LightBurn]

@@thewalker124no he’s being deadass

[@Carboy45]

​@@thewalker124you’re

[@KodasToyReviews]

Noah: vaporeon is my favourite Pokemon The Pokemon community: So you have chosen death

[@mr0boring]

4:58 text reads: I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

[@anduisbetter]

what type of encryption was that? just curious

[@Vexlev]

Hex

[@damdaley8092]

at 3:09 the “like a frog, but cooler” really convinced me

[@nillstan5564]

I was kept in constant suspense and fear the entire time

[@idiota959]

Same

[@VladIsLove22]

Why ?

[@VladIsLove22]

@@idiota959why ?

[@nillstan5564]

@@VladIsLove22 Oh you sweet summer child

[@VladIsLove22]

@@nillstan5564 Etymology As an idiomatic phrase, apparently from the 1996 fantasy novel A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin, although isolated occurrences go back to the 1800s. In the novel, a young boy is called a "sweet summer child" by an old woman, since seasons last for years in the novel's world and he has yet to experience winter. Later popularized by its use in the episode "Lord Snow" (2011) of the television adaptation Game of Thrones. Noun sweet summer child (plural sweet summer children) (often sarcastic) Someone who is naive, or who has never experienced hardship. quotations ▼ Usage notes Most often used in the vocative, as "oh, sweet summer child" or "oh, my sweet summer child." Synonyms ingenue innocent naif

[@steveyouraveragehamster9383]

“Gyarados… will use flamethrower” literally snorted💀💀💀💀

[@VapourWav3]

Fun fact : it was once possible (and may still be, I don't remember) for gyrados to use flamethrower. :3

[@OtKH00]

For those curious about the message. "I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down""

[@samilsung5822]

how did you decode it?

[@jonathanellwood2093]

@@samilsung5822 It's just hex to ascii, each set of number letter pairs is one character and you just type it into a hex -> ascii translator

[@proto-type3201]

Oh, I thought that was just the beginning of the vaporeon copypasta

[@OtKH00]

@@samilsung5822 The message was in hexadecimal, a common counting structure for computer science. I just extracted the text, and then converted the hex to ascii characters, a way computers recognize letters and other symbols by assigning them values. Just to break down the first word for you 49 corresponds to the capital letter "I" 27 corresponds to an apostrophe, and 6D corresponds to the letter "m" and every 20 is a space.

[@galaxxy_foxx2583]

aggh someone beat me too it

[@andrewp.1358]

"Charizard can't do anything in the desert, it can flamethrower and thats it." The Charizard with 2 massive wings on its back.-

[@RaceBandit]

Noah hasn't played Pokemon, okay? He doesn't know that Charizard is only usable as a Fly slave.

[@Official_ViperYT]

@@RaceBandit Charizard doesn't even learn fly in Kanto.

[@jacobcain9008]

@@Official_ViperYT This isn't even true. As early as Pokémon Yellow you could teach Charizard the move Fly.

[@MrManTheFirst]

That's the joke

[@Official_ViperYT]

@@jacobcain9008 and what about red and blue?

[@mr_knocaps]

I decoded the message at 5:00 just to get rickrolled, how dare you. Message is here: I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

[@HartSickle]

Please make 1007 more of these. This is the best way to learn about Pokémon.

[@tenosicks]

there was a braincell on the brink of pressing the panic button this entire video

[@dallor09]

same lol

[@dwunco]

"What is Charizard gonna do? Nothing." realizes he can fly

[@CradoGD191]

The fact that you managed to go 6 minutes without crying out laughing with that kind of script needs some serious talents.

[@guffthebir72]

my fear when he said "which one is the most conpatible"

[@MasterFortnitePlayer-Victory]

I subbed to you just because Vaporeon is my ALL TIME FAVORITE POKEMON and I literally have a Vaporeon plush as a favorite toy and he’s sitting with me right now❤❤❤ My Vappy says he loves this video

[@user-du3in2ch7b]

He actually loves gardevoir Here to prove: Vaporeon is blue So is shiny gardevoir Vaporeon shiny is pink So is gardevoir Vaporeon is a pet So can gardevoir be your pet If you remove everything except the second o in vaporeon, you get o And guess what has o? GardevOir

[@lookatel3658]

but gardevoir only has one o, theref-

[@user-du3in2ch7b]

@@lookatel3658 shut

[@squiggleman455]

gardevoir doesn’t have the water type beat that

[@user-du3in2ch7b]

@@squiggleman455 terastallize

[@animatedspringtrap5331]

@@squiggleman455 what about Squirtle?

[@brandonneperud3121]

My favorite part of your vidz are the insanely fast "k bye" endings 😂 I do this for phone calls all the time

[@2007toyotacorolla]

Man, what a cool pokemon! I’m so happy the internet has kept it completely pure and innocent as it should be. Yep, absolutely nothing happened with this pokemon.

[@Conez443]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[@Anty_Praza]

​@@Conez443I'm so proud of you.

[@plutonicattic7995]

@@Anty_Praza oh it can get worse... theres an UWU speak version. i have it memorized. Hey guys, did you know that in tewms of mawe human and femawe Pokemon bweeding, Vapoweon is the most compatibwe Pokemon fow humans? Not onwy awe they in the fiewd egg gwoup, which is mostwy compwised of mammaws, Vapoweon awe an avewage of 3"03' taww and 63.9 pounds, this means they'we wawge enough to be abwe to handwe human dicks, and with theiw inpwessive Base Stats fow HP and access to Acid Awmow, you can be wough with one. Due to theiw mostwy watew based biowoge, rain check still not copy pasted just memory, thewe's no doubt in my mind that an awoused Vapoweon wouwd be incwedibwy wet, so wet that you couwd easiwy havef sex with one fow houws withoug getting sowe. They can awso weawn the moves Attwact, Baby-Doww Eyes, Captivate, Chawm, and Taiw Whip, awong with not having fuw to hide nippwes, so it'd be incwedibwy easy fow one to get you in the mood. With theiw abiwities Watew Absowb and hydwation, they can easiwy wecovew fwom fatigue with eough watew. No othew Pokemon comes cwose to this wevew of compatibiwity. Awso, fun fact, if you puww out enough, you can make youw Vapoweon tuwn white. Vapoweon is witewawwy buiwl fow human dick. Ungodwy defense stat+high HP poww+Acid Awmow means it can take cock aww day, aww shaped and sized and stiww come fow mowe.

[@El_Bella_111]

​@@Conez443bruuuuhhh, not that

[@theeclipseforestplays6409]

@@Conez443 "Alright, that's it!" *Finds a way to punch an internet user through the screen* "Take that!"

[@Voidmercenary]

*"Compatible"* I sense a disturbance in the force.

[@ResurrectedElvenMonk]

I always love how elegant Vaporeon is. I have a lot of reasons why it's my favorite as well. It was one of my first rare cards that I got out of a booster pack during the ruby/sapphire release set, it's card art looked so great with the holo sparkles around the border of the card.

[@Deeper489]

oh sweet summer child.

[@wavy8471]

@@Deeper489 😭😭😭😭😭

[@HyperX755]

“Vapoeram is my favorite pokemon” That’s some real “furry pron” energy right there.

[@williamwoods214]

I love this shitpost, it's perfect. NSFW turned SFW and the point still stands haha

[@Ottomancat5256]

"Let's say that's you and you're in a burning building. Well, you got a Gyarados. He's just gonna use flamethrower and make the problem even worse." 💀

[@DarkStriker06]

Well yeah gyarados can learn flamethrower. And thunderbolt.

[@iizepic9788]

​@@DarkStriker06 wait are you kidding or can it actually learn flamethrower?

[@DarkStriker06]

@@iizepic9788 Yes it actually can you can use a tm and see

[@octosional]

The code found at 4:59 is hex code and when translated it reads “I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"”

[@tylergeorge9017]

In case you were wondering what the code says at 5:00, it says "I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down""

5:06 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH oh oh ok It's fine it's fine He said 134, that's fine...

[@GrushV2]

1 is just a backwards r so…… r34

[@NichtHelge]

@@GrushV2😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nechtan13]

This video has been one trauma trigger after another

[@CousinsCrewofficial]

Cutie Vaporeon🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙I love him/her

[@gasparmarktorok3419]

The "nothing important here" part at 4:58 is actually a secret message converted into hex decimals.

[@claramonti3889]

I’m so glad this didn’t go where I definitely thought it was going.

[@alfredo1132]

🤨

[@claramonti3889]

@@alfredo1132 if you don’t already know, trust me, you don’t want to

[@alfredo1132]

@@claramonti3889 i know

[@The_DemonKing]

terms of Human and Pokemon compatability, Vaporeon & Flareon are by far the best pets for a human, Due to flareon releasing serotonin chemicals just by messing with its fluffy coat, and messing around with vaporeon, such as slapping vaporeon lightly and watching their face wobble

[@Obbels]

Thank you for sparing us

[@Rrran_the_man]

the part at 5:00 says I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

[@ZenTheForce]

"Bad Pokémon, doesn't help" love it

[@UltraCboy]

This was the longest 6 minutes of my life

[@Obbels]

What he/she/they said

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

0:53 Almost every pet owner is shaking in their boots.

[@TheMagikCat]

for lazy people, at 4:58 theres a hex code, and translating it all says: I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

[@patrickcao1126]

This is like a class presentation but it’s 100% improvised

[@curtglasford4305]

I showed this video to my kids and they couldn't stop laughing. Please do some more Pokemon videos!

[@zenmaster8086]

they know something you don’t

[@sleep_deprived_stormworker]

@@zenmaster8086 oh no

[@underfall2749]

“Like a frog but cooler” is a very weird sentence I didn’t think I would ever hear

[@pc_gamer2231]

Hey guys, did you know that when it comes to maximizing your killing potential in uktrakill, there's one weapon that stands above the rest? I'm talking about the Marksman's Revolver, and let me tell you why it's the absolute best. First of all, it's incredibly affordable, priced at a mere 7500P, making it a bargain compared to most other weapons on the market. But what really sets the Marksman's Revolver apart is its unique ability to throw coins, which ricochet and perform devastating shots. This means the gun opens up a world of possibilities for powerful tricks and combinations. When combined with already potent firearms like the Sharpshooter Revolver or the Electric Railcannon, you can dish out an astonishing amount of damage. The coins themselves can even one-shot certain enemies, showcasing the immense power that this weapon possesses. It's no wonder I believe it to be the strongest in the game. You're equipped with four coins that can be rapidly flipped, and each coin takes only four seconds to regenerate. Alternatively, you can wait 16 seconds for all the coins to replenish. This quick regeneration allows you to continuously rain coins upon your enemies, perfectly complementing the Railcannon's firing rate of 16 seconds. When it comes to killing potential, no other weapon even comes close. Oh, and here's a fun fact for you: the coins can be flipped in different directions depending on your movement. For example, if you're running to the right, you can flip the coin to the right, or if you're moving forward, you can flip it forward. It adds a level of versatility and style to your attacks.

[@pc_gamer2231]

@@LowErengyoldchannel i wrote this and chatgpt made it better

[@Obbels]

Thank you for sparing us

[@Obbels]

Thank you for sparing us

[@Obbels]

Thank you for sparing us

[@czarekgajzler8437]

"I love vaporeon" can have 2 very different meanings depending on if you're a kid or a pervert

[@CellularSoul]

Can’t believe the quick brown fox jumped over 13 lazy dogs!

[@nathanohaver274]

Vaporeon is one of my favorite pokemon too, one problem I can think of is that the bubble jet pokemon can't use Aqua jet (Also if it could learn psychic, that would help a lot) Also you didn't talk about how it can hide in water and that its fins vibrate before it rains

[@humbunger9379]

The message hidden is "I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is realy important 'never gonna give you up never gonna let you down'"

[@averycertainnobody]

I definitely activated a sleeper agent while watching this

[@MertALPYagl]

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style. With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species, the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion). Grass and people Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover rooves, and to weave baskets. "Also you can touch grass"

[@Blue_Da_Velociraptor]

Omg I wrote that :D

[@Oscorpior99]

2:12 but then Pikachu comes and uses an Electrick Attack, and all whats left is a Pikachu

[@Spino2722]

And a goundon comes and uses earthquake all ther left is a goundon

[@Oscorpior99]

@@Spino2722 all off that shows that every pokemon has a weakness

[@fralalalalala]

@Tailsfoxboi1the vaporeon doesn’t have a trainer

[@pacomatic9833]

4:57 The quick brown 🦊 jumps over the 13 🐶 He wasnt kidding.

[@EnriqueLaberintico]

1:15 tfw my favourite color is violet. And my favourite Eeveelution is Espeon. But Vaporeon is actually a close second!

[@GrushV2]

bro’s favorite color is a minecraft block, smh

[@EnriqueLaberintico]

@@GrushV2 yeah I just call it violet now 'cause I don't need to specify that many tones of violet. Lighter is lilac, darker is purple and nothing more.

[@real_critical]

if any of you are wondering, the "nothing important here" section is encoded in hexadecimal and reads: The quick brown 🦊 jumps over 13 lazy 🐶.

[@ShinDaSniper]

No it is never gonna give you up

[@baines803]

1:00 you mean like regular animals in the wild? For me my favorite is umbreon followed by sylveon

[@Serhii_Diemientieiev]

Or like average outdoor pet cat

[@The-EJ-Factor]

3:30 if only you could ride Charizard to somewhere safe, which is definitely something that he totally couldn't do in the games

[@Valferno_]

50% here are worried while the other 50% are relieved they aren't the only ones

[@TheRandomCooker6834]

Man, I instantly got nervous when I saw the title and how long the video was but thank god 💀

[@averagebattlecatsfanever]

2:23 *pigey*

[@ZorXicott_]

hi you're my favorite planet in our solar system

[@averagebattlecatsfanever]

@@ZorXicott_ ok

[@GrushV2]

@@ZorXicott_ what about earth, you foolish banuut

[@Tangenterines]

Hold it. Wouldn't Leafeon be the best? Leafeon is Grass type which needs Grass Energy cards which are leaves which are Forests. So Leafeon is Green. Vaporeon is a Water type which needs Water energy and that energy symbol is just like the Blue mana symbol, which means Vaporeon is a whole Island and is Blue.

[@theChimeraLmao]

Bro lacks critical information

[@RaceBandit]

Even if Noah liked green, Leafeon doesn't have a copypasta dedicated to it that he can write a joke around.

[@zacktates9111]

Facts

[@thewoofalo631]

“Umbreon bites into its prey before eating its corpse,” so like, every real world carnivorous dog? That’s not creepy pokemon, that just a funny looking dog

[@howdoeatjerry3975]

I was just waiting for MagictheNoah’s REAL reason for liking Vaporeon to surface, but I guess he buried it deep.

[@EEE-1409]

Hey guys. Did you know that… Vaporeon live in the black sea near the Crimean Peninsula? Which belongs to Ukraine but has recently been occupied by Russian forces. Ukraine's flag looks like a Vaporeon's ear in my opinion. Vaporeon sometimes come out of the sea and board military vessels at night when there is only one crew member on duty, who is either asleep or watching TV. Vaporeons bribe the crew members to let them stay on the ship and do whatever they want. Vaporeons are natural sailors and love to be in the bridge of the ship, probably pretending to be the captain while he is asleep. some mischievous Vaporeon go under and into the ship where the crew members are sleeping and drench the floor with their water, and then proceed to turn on the lights and then laugh when all the startled crew members slip and hurt themselves, but usually Vaporeon don't do this. Vaporeons like to use ships giant searchlights to point at random things far away, sometimes at sleeping Krabbys and Pellipers on the rocks to annoy them. This is Because Pellipers sometimes bully the Vaporeons and because everyone bullies crabs for no reason. Even you reading this have probably bullied a crab for no reason statistically. Other than using the searchlights, they also like to fire the torpedoes at ANYTHING in the water for no reason at all. they just don't care. If they explode a rich person's seaside house, they will not apologize. But if you happen to be poor, they will apologize, and water your garden, and bring you a metric ton of fish every day for at least 5 years. Unless they forget one day. (They will never remember because they don't have very good memory) But if your grandma is rich and a Vaporeon blows up her house, it will not care. Also, if there are two Vaporeons, sometimes one will stay underwater and race the torpedo. They are very fast, but not as fast as a torpedo. Vaporeons can compete with torpedoes because they are very fast in the water, unlike on land because half of their entire body length is just the fish tail. (About half a meter) WHICH IS USELESS ON LAND. Vaporeon can get hurt by the torpedo when it blows up so nobody don't even know why they do it. Torpedoes are expensive military equipment though so Vaporeons are charged $3000 every time they fire one, and they can only do it when the only crew member is terribly drunk, or an insane psychopath that gives weapons to weird fishes. Weird Fishes is apparently a song by the band "Radiohead" as well. After Vaporeon has had fun on the ship all day it dives back into the water to sleep. (Vaporeon like to sleep next to kelp forests in the rocks) Vaporeon also like to eat Magikarp. Like, lots of it. This is great because Magikarp are pests to everyone. Everyone knows Magikarps will swim up to you and try to extort you of all your money so that when they become Gyarados they won’t attack you. They are like the cartel extorting everyone for protection against THEMSELVES. Vaporeons are not scared of Magikarp at all though, and they just eat them. Sometimes they just kill and eat them for fun! Vaporeons also like to go to lakes in the summer and STEAL all the hotdogs and hamburgers like they’re some soggy pirates. But they don't care for the coleslaw or devilled eggs, they are gross to them. Sometimes if you are on a canoe, a Vaporeon might ask you for beer. (This is what happens when it does not quit its alcoholism) One time a Vaporeon was eating too many fish in the Aleutian Islands in Alaska. So the coast guard was sent to catch it and lured it with coleslaw and devilled eggs. (It didn't know what it tasted like YET and this is part of the reason they're not liked in the Vaporeon community) It was then sent to a jail made of salt. But then it was released to pay for its crimes in 1989 when the Exxon Valdez oil spill happened. The scientists there decided that if water and oil don't like each other then Vaporeon can just make more water to bring down the percentage of oil. there were unforeseen consequences however and this event kickstarted the rising sea level so then Vaporeon was sent back to salt jail where it still is today in 2023 over 30 years later. The jail is made of salt because the scientists figured out that water+salt+electricity separates the water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. For electricity guards Vikavolt were shipped from their native habitat in Hawaii because they were ordered by some dumbass from the lower 48 that thought Hawaii and Alaska were right next to each other on the map. So, the shipping was really expensive, and it would have maybe just been cheaper to use local electric Alaskan Pachirisu as guards for Vaporeon.

[@TwilightLunar]

ok

[@Obbels]

Thank you for sparing us

[@idiotstick-vj4wr]

"charmandizard." my favorite quote. also like the part where it switched to bulbasaur

[@rculhan]

Did you know

[@lagmanrealtrustme]

When I heard the high HP and acid armor parts, I was sure the video would eventually end with the whole Vaporeon breeding thing

[@VKS_R3SPIRATION]

"Purple" got me dying

[@beesting2010]

Highly convincing, informational , and sophisticated.

[@TroupeMasterGrimm_]

When he stated size and weight. I was sweating like hell.

[@internet_value1176]

The Hexadecimal code is a freaking rickroll, dammit

[@Flasque_The_Flask]

Charmandizard🧪🧪💀💀💀💀 1:43

[@JacobKrone-y5p]

"I like Vaporeon, I will go online to see if anyone else likes it." *pizza tower save file 1 sfx*

[@milesmcallister8542]

0:48 but Flareon is fluffy

[@SavageMudkip]

by the way, the random numbers and letters was a hexadecimal cipher, and it says I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

[@bzintner]

Confirmed, Noah is a blue player.

[@Primary_13]

Just to let people know. In 5:01, it says "I'm sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this message is really important "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

[@Chomta]

It's I'm sorry this vide should not exist ut the next part o this message is rally important "nver gonna give youup never gonna letyou down"

[@c.voyegger4421]

The logic in this video is more flawless. I understood perfectly why vaporeaon is the best pokemon now

[@lucasronan7734]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds

[@FzeroVaporeon]

Kiljorselph spill your blood

[@Obbels]

I’m going to ignore that

[@cloverisfan818]

… which is strong enough to handle human d**ks

[@Digereedoge]

as soon as I heard the word compatible I panicked 💀

[@minhnhatomorrow]

Did I really expected to get a spicy result from 4:59 and got rick rolled

[@angrybread1234]

Half expected the video to open with "hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and femal-"

[@desent493]

Thank you Noah for explaining why the new gens just aren't as appealing.

[@ManuelRiccobono]

1:18 i died there. Was not expecting

[@eliteljc]

2:06 no fire does affect water it's just havles the damage because water --> fire = x2

[@stewpid1109]

The “nothing important here” slide is a hexadecimal code that translates to “I’m sorry this video should not exist but the next part of this ‘essage is very important “never gonna give you up never gonna let you down””

[@dyoesSlj]

People here posting eeveelution copypastas, but i’m here to change that. Hey guys, did you know, That in terms of Transportation, Lapras is the best pokemon? Firstly, Lapras is big and has a big shell. Which can sit a person. It’s shell also has good friction despite being a water type so people won’t fall off. Lapras is also a tank with high HP which makes it very Durable, perfect for long distance trips. Lapras may be slow on land but it’s very good for water transportation due to it resembling a plesiosaur, a marine reptile with it’s 4 flippers, perfect for Coastal cities. Lapras is also intelligent, as it can understand human speech and can even sing. Some can even communicate with it’s owner with telepathy. So it can help you not just in transportation.

[@Dinosaurs4lyfe]

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding? Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokmon for humans? Not only are they in the field group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of tall and 63.9 pounds.

[@Dinosaurs4lyfe]

I hate myself

[@Dinosaurs4lyfe]

I hate myself

[@Dinosaurs4lyfe]

Kill me

[@joan_of_craft4690]

1:31 the transfem community is now interested

[@meichidujiangchuangjiafei]

after reading the 4chan post about white vaporeon my love for vaporeon instantly

[@Strawhatpoke]

"some people like him too much" sums up r34 pokemon community

[@xander2853]

I will now call vaporeon a foxdogcatfish.

[@Tablecuppz]

Getting All Eeveeloutions on your side, You are unstoppable.

[@Abd_57043]

6:03 LITTERALY 77 MINE IS 97

[@RandomPerson-dr4py]

You don’t have any videos And you’re not a youtuber

[@Abd_57043]

@@RandomPerson-dr4py i deleted them months ago i quit youtube...

[@RandomPerson-dr4py]

@@Abd_57043 yeah makes sense

[@monkey8886]

In terms of human pokemon....

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

Bad!

[@RaceBandit]

...it is not a Gothitelle.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Vaporeon is not humanoid Pokémon? What do you mean? Am I missing something really?

[@Nic_Slash]

i-ive been rickrolled in hexadecimal code...

[@BuzzsawGoBzzz]

Noah playing with fire on this one

[@Flasque_The_Flask]

Basically Flamigo is a Flamingo