Why would you assume this?

Today I'm reading your assumptions about me
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[@starscoutsims]

with these simple thumbnails, every single of george’s videos now looks like a personal update or an apology

[@niyameow]

the titles dont help😂😂

[@glitch_s0up]

Exactly, it genuinely scares me every time-

[@BenMason-pl8zx]

😂

[@RanDix]

Cr1tikal

[@LMay11037]

Probably because it will make more people click on the videos

[@killjoy_ao4653]

George is simply a funny little guy

[@MasterofTea180]

and a handsome fella

[@swagster700]

My favourite midget next to pewdiepie

[@enzo1673]

and a goobery goober

[@xRoRox]

A pocket rocket

[@Impera._]

*funny big guy

[@cceerrs]

George is my go-to content to watch whilst I have a meal

[@Tis1kay]

Me watching him on breaks at work

[@Isjsjssusj]

Same

[@alicehill6082]

Everytime

[@olly1793]

I just ate my dinner as I watched this 😂

After so long of George roasting his viewers the tables have turned and now we assume the craziest things about George.

[@TheOriginalBirb]

As someone who is currently a Manager at a mcdonalds store, i can confirm fully that the beeps follow you everywhere. Workers here call it "Phantom Beeping". Although it isnt the loud fry vat beeps that stick with you, its the damn headset beep that pierces your brain of the night.

[@DanielSmith-te3df]

Burger King employees and the exact same thing happens but with burger king fry vats and our headset

[@eggeggington3271]

that and the beeping from the drive thru headset

[@Jamal-xj1vk]

The comments on George’s videos are so weirdly sweet Like all the autistic folk saying they’d accept George And how all his videos always have comments like, “Great video George!” lol

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

Tbh I feel like his fan base is pretty chill, which I like. He seems like a pretty solid guy, like not rly extreme views or anything

[@Alex-xq2qw]

He's just so chill, he sends out the vibes. He doesn't care if someones gay, neurodivergent, trans, etc, you're just a freak if you're weird not related to those facts lol

[@finestflea1013]

George seems like the type of person to have pink dressing gown and don’t take that as insult wearing pink is the most masculine thing in the world

[@233Deadman]

A Warriors colour!

[@ibrahim-sj2cr]

its either the most masculine or the least masculine... theres no middle ground

[@itsdan722]

Yeah.... it just isn't though is it...

[@tim_the_traveler]

If there is one thing we can learn from George, is that being a masked man living alone making recordings of yourself for KZbin is the best life our generation can get.

[@ashleymurphy7614]

George was never visited by Santa due to his reindeer allergy

[@Iamnothappy510]

It’s not an assumption that your fine asf George. It’s a fact.

[@eddieb270]

Indeed George only covers his face because he knows any women watching his channel (and some men) will flog to find him like a lynx advert

[@Iamnothappy510]

@@eddieb270 totally bosito

[@saucenado4844]

george is putting in a lot of effort with the thumbnails

[@darkkrenify]

i worked as a chef for 10 years and i quit just before the pandemic and i can still hear the fucking ticket machine in my sleep its been like 4 fucking years

[@kaput_hodge]

do you sleep in the kitchen? (of the place you worked if that wasnt implied)

[@olirowland]

@@kaput_hodgeoh yeah he just sleeps in a kitchen

[@mahreeyakeetlee]

As someone who is actually neurodivergent, I think I speak for all of us that if you were, we would welcome you with open arms ❤️

[@raptoress6131]

online, from our rooms, parasocially

[@thesilliestofbillys]

@@raptoress6131the best way

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

"as someone who is neurodivergent" get over yourself

[@mahreeyakeetlee]

@@datcheesecakeboi6745 ahaha 😂😂😭😭

[@mahreeyakeetlee]

@@raptoress6131 of course, yes

[@shikah5178]

why is every one of his videos titled as a apology video

[@BigDaddyBakedPotato]

I always really enjoy these assumption videos because it's nice to sit down and let you talk about and be yourself in a more casual way that's nice to see. 👍

[@AsherIsNotSober]

please make a channel similar to the weekly slap it would be awesome to just listen to you talk with whatever gameplay :)

[@devonodonnell715]

How did George discover he was allergic to reindeers?

[@retro2765]

probably a christmas reindeer visit as a kid or sumn

[@vraxz388]

Santa

[@uncarbonatedmilk_]

couldn't get a job at the north pole

[@mossydel]

allergy testing probably

[@breazy832]

Since Santa never came to his house as a kid

[@hollie.duncan]

washing the bedding once a month is very relatable when you live alone 😭

[@brxinsick6996]

That was my assumption >:)

[@esmeecampbell7396]

7:52 you haven't got to my level yet George. 😂 I have to pair whatever I'm watching to what I'm eating, or visa versa, so if I've got an Indian in then I'll need to find something to watch that pairs well with it (like a content sommelier) 😂 or if I've got some pasta that I've made then I'll already have lined up a show or KZbin video that fits perfectly. It isn't always something obvious like pairing a Curry with the Top Gear India special, sometimes it will be quite abstract, some things I like crisps with, other content creators are more of a chicken Caesar salad vibe. If you wonder then GeorgeM videos are salted caramel M&Ms and main channel Memeulous videos (such as come dine with me) was a more in depth Curry or Chinese (I think I did a self made stir fry for that one if I recall correctly) I don't enjoy the content as much if I don't have something appropriate to do with it, and the same can be said for food I really don't enjoy eating with nothing to watch. Sometimes I've actually started making the food, changed my mind about what I wanted to watch and then just stood there for 2 hours trying to think of something (I've got about 100 cunting shows and films I've never watched on my computer) but can't come up with the right thing, then just given up and sat in the dark eating a small bag of crisps.

[@peepeetrain8755]

autism

[@Maria_745]

George: laundry is my favorite chore Also George: I only wash my sheets when they get absolutely filthy

[@maxscardanelli6185]

No, I get it. I'm the same.

[@fred8422]

any face-related assumption could be correct cause george refuses to do a face reveal

[@emolytheemoemu]

Schrodinger's face

[@zikahal]

@@emolytheemoemu lets not forget Schrodinger's length (joke, don't attack me)

[@localcryptid42]

@@zikahalmy genuine reaction to that information: 😐

[@JakauYT]

i feel like all of georges fans (including me) are either 19 year old girls who think hes a cute silly little guy or 14 year old boys who like troll face

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

And middle aged men

[@TheOnlyYouTubeCommenter]

you should add subway surfer gameplay onto the greenscreen for the entire video to keep the kids interested lol

[@Triplew00d]

I put George only hides his face due to his incredibly long nose hairs

[@the_padzer3456]

Don't worry groge we know you're a gorgeous muscle man

[@toasty_froggy]

groge

[@Skibidisigma1911]

groge

[@alexisphillips5270]

groge

[@its0gravity]

groge

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

groge

[@elliemickley8054]

the fact i have the same face cleanser as memeulous makes me feel odd

[@icantthinkofacreativeusern8670]

“Particularly slay”

[@emmaalouise]

"Critikal is my go to for eating" judging by your past uploads, I can tell lmaooo

[@Recyclablee]

I think it's good for all of you to keep in mind that you don't know George personally, it is possible to just have a silly personality without being neurodivergent. Diagnosing him with random disorders because you have them/have observed them and think he lines up with them is weird There's a difference between accepting somebody for having a condition that they're public about, versus speculating about somebodies mental health and brain functions while only knowing them on a surface level. If he had some form of neurodivergency, that's his business. Not everybody wants to talk about their mental health or medical status. Some people do, and that's amazing, but not everyone does. Please mind ur business

[@genericname8727]

I agree. I also notice people “diagnosing” others online based on common traits that don’t actually cause impairments. Like, someone being really interested in and knowledgeable about something (like trains) is an autism stereotype but someone having an interest they’re passionate and informed about is obviously not a symptom of being autistic. Having something in common with many autistic people doesn’t mean the person must be autistic. I’m autistic so I understand where people are coming from but I worry people are pathologising almost everything these days, even when there’s no noticeable impairment. Plus, as you say, even if someone has a condition, that doesn’t mean they want to share it with the world.

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

Very well said.

[@duk6897]

nah

[@BoberTee]

You're fun

[@breazy832]

Shhh this is the George Memeulous fanbase they’re not gonna listen to reason

[@dudududuuuuduuuduuduuuuu-6678]

IM ALLERGIC TO BANANA FLAVOR SUNCREAM 💀

[@itsajx7875]

FLAVOUR??? LMAOOO

[@dudududuuuuduuuduuduuuuu-6678]

@@itsajx7875IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN BUT WHENEVER I USE ANY BANANA SUNCREAM I GET A RASH😭

[@jadeshepherd8627]

😭💀 omg I'm sorry for laughing. Well it's niche so at least you can avoid it

[@definitely.natasha]

"Neurodivergent" lmao I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Thought I might just be projecting.

[@LinkTheFusky]

the door beeper at my local spar is annoying I can't stand being in there too long, It's hard to imagine the cashiers are very sane

[@fridgelol2234]

Of all the things I assumed about George, him even knowing of Schlatt was not up there.

[@Æđæm1]

when george says "when i was little" everyone thinks he's talking in present

[@DarthAzabrush]

"Travelling by air has got a lot more comfortable in recent years. Except this thing called Economy which sounds GHASTLY"- Prince Philip.

[@AdamOBrien29]

"I used to get drunk really easy when I was younger" Yeah you were 3"7 no wonder

[@Imamarat]

I didn't get to reply to the story in time but I think George would be a lot calmer/quieter [relatively to his friends, but maybe not by the same amount if theyre all hanging out together at the same time] off camera

[@hazelalexander9579]

I would love a semi-reg uploaded chatting shit channel where you just talk about stuff, ur my watch whilst eating youtube so honestly big props would love that

[@rubyrose7726]

I would love to see you make a channel like the weekly slap.

[@oliballing]

As someone who works at McDonald’s I can vouch for the beeping driving me absolutely insane

[@pumpkin098]

i assume that george is just a silly little goofy guy

[@warmasterraven1447]

Critikal is peak eating viewing, breakfast and critikal is my morning routine

[@crazydinosaur8945]

1:23 i never understood what people got against dreams face, i personally find it quite attractive

[@HuranoSchrader]

GREAT VIDEO BIG LAD GEORGE now kidnap willne and forcefully restart the eboys with the gay one and the large gay one

[@carcinoVantas]

not a picky eater???? does someone have a comp of everytime george has said he doesnt like something because i think its necessary rn

[@audreybringhabber5976]

i immediately thought of gravy

[@bellac6311]

@@audreybringhabber5976baked beans (dont blame him on that one tbf), cows milk (again dont really blame him)

[@bigfoot5064]

We need that gameplay channel

[@kylextreme1420]

Thought I was the only one who couldn’t stand the beeping sounds at McDonald’s. It would genuinely drive me insane to work there

[@TanyaRando]

I’m a nurse and used to work nights, I would dream about buzzers and monitor alarms!!!

[@HeartbeatCN]

Sucks George is allergic to latex. Poor Alex never got to indulge his boyfriend with his latex fetish. 😂

[@hutchio]

Unpopular opinion: Guessing a males willero size is as creepy as guessing a females bra size (which is considered sexual harassment)

[@jadeshepherd8627]

This just reminded me I had a friend (I know he sexuallly harassed me, he was fucking delusional and it was a whole different situation that I'm not getting into) and he legit bra guessing my bra size. Mdmf really thought that was okay. Fucking creepy twat! I think I ended up telling it him to get him to shut up and leave me alone, but clearly that didn't work. Sorry, this awoke a suppressed memory 😂💀

[@cunnie84]

I hate slippers too !! I don't see the point in wearing something that you have to physically try to keep on your feet

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

7:44 Personally I don't have the room in my 'Hobbit Hole' for a washing machine or dryer, So I outsource my laundry. It's giving someone a wage in my eyes, Props to the cleaners and laundry people (Who have to deal with my laundry 🤣) you guys and gals the mvps 👌

[@kaput_hodge]

14:30 this format is great fr

[@Testicool845]

You seem like the type of guy when the toast pops you do a backflip and yell at the top of your lungs YAPEEE

[@gerardkirwin]

No joke, I usually watch GeorgeM videos when I eat

[@zora5102]

I cant even go the cinema without getting an allergic reaction from popcorn 😭😭

[@basiliskdoodles713]

Worked at McDonald’s for a week and I still hear the beeping in the bathroom faucet

[@natvan5869]

George in this video is so fucking relatable

[@kittenabbs]

5:16 here ahhh tysm love ur vids George

[@Official-DB]

This has just made my day

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

I'm not the only one who is allergic to Oranges then, I thought I was an anomaly 🤣🤣🤣

[@Yatezylad]

I never used slippers. Now have ones with rubber soles and wear them all the time

[@swagkuchen4764]

can you PLEASE bring back your intro/outro music, I fuckingloved that beat

[@esmeecampbell7396]

9:10 would actually be an interesting video, I'd like to know what companies you are invested in, you could comment on whether you like bits about them or look into some of the largest companies you are invested in that you know nothing about. Don't think I've ever seen anyone outside of financial youtube ever do anything like that, just show the weightings if you are fussy about showing how much you have invested in total (not that you'd be hiding anything from THE TAXMAN I'm sure 😂)

[@carlwheezer3618]

im literally eating rn, you are my go to 😂

[@megypops2002]

You live around fields.. I actually believe you lived in Birmingham 😂

[@dabtican4953]

He does it's just the fields aren't of soil and grass they're fields of discarded syringes and broken glass

[@megypops2002]

@@dabtican4953 stop it, that mades made me laugh so much 😂😂😂

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

Gosh, you've been uploading a lot more recently

[@LeThink]

Fun fact george doesnt need a toilet

[@chappie__]

Omg I literally do the exact same when eating, Charlie really has been with me for many a meal

[@mariablu8281]

07:59 literally watching his video while scanning my dinner so i can go out

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Haha you're gonna make the commenters from your last video rage openly saying you watch Critical 😂

[@jckistan]

If you want to do autism tests fo a video theres a site called embrace autism that has a bunch of tests that are kinda(?) official, doing them arent exactly a diagnosis but theyre more accurate to official tests

[@chrasvids]

8:02 I watch your videos when eating usually when I’m having steak

[@scrub8423]

Can't believe George shops at Waitrose, can't believe I've been watching a Tory this whole time

[@El.Sasquatcho69]

Lmfao I use you and two other Instagram pages for memes I might want to come back to lmfaoo I think I pointed out an actual look alike for one of your videos an that's the only interaction I was like. Maybe he will see this haha 😂

[@tarane409]

I have not worked in maccies since December 2 years ago and I still hear the beeps😢

[@anadrellik]

when george mentions his age, i always think “wow, he’s old” and then i remember that i am 24 in november 😐

[@GcubePlayer8]

The meh channel idea sounds great

[@LoveTheMelodyOffical]

Yea ngl I don't quite like London just cuz of how busy it is all year round

[@riotrejects]

8:45 personally, i have issues in my feet and upwards in my joints and stuff. If i wear socks, i cant walk much without pain. My slippers are boot slippers? And provide enough support to continue no prob(as well as being fluffy :))

[@arrowheaded]

i mean, you are probably ND/autistic. but if you live with it fine then you don't really have to get diagnosed. it's mainly the relief of not knowing for certain that's worth it with diagnosing...cause there's no cure lol. unless you think you'll benefit from anti-anxiety/ADHD drugs or something. much love george - autistic viewer :)

[@HG_Budde]

Got another one: You sound exactly like at least a handful of gaming KZbinrs, like f.e. Real Civil Engineer or Soviet Womble. 😂

[@lorddarlo6194]

One thing is safe to assume George is a Pretty Chill Guy who lives an ordinary life outside of here

[@GloopSuit]

Woah I’ve never been this early it was only uploaded 30 seconds ago 😮

[@tickledtoffee]

A latex allergy must be a mood killer. At least I don't need my epipen for anything other than bee stings (and penicillin I guess, but it doesn't randomly sting me so yeah)

[@xirion3567]

7:51 I'm watching this munching a 20 McNugget sharebox.

[@inmedx]

while I'm eating, I watch videos that don't require a lot of brain power too. Like this one.

[@asafs.161]

1:23 when he does a face reveal his fans probably call him clapped

[@yehldyehld]

Don't worry George, I won't judge you for your bed sheet laundry habits lol.

[@dallasthedirtbag]

15:00 didn't you make fun of thst Missy guy a few weeks back

[@sarahkikiuk]

I like to tag him in random short people things on Instagram 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ellasharpe123]

Oi oi George hope you’re having a decent day lad

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

George has very based views.

[@shnapstick5417]

Has George seen the George mail channel

[@ogorekkiszony7236]

Hey! I’m also allergic to penicillin! Also very allergic to ibuprofen. Steven Johnson syndrome. If I take it my skin will peel and my eyes will bleed, also I can die.

[@zackwalsh2042]

The other channel of you chattin shit over gameplay sounds incredible

[@dnivek12]

The kids who think there was no popularity hierarchy are the popular kids unfortunately LOL

[@bpdamn4685]

You’re right George The beep does haunt your dreams

[@sklrp6734]

George you are very handsome

[@Rizzward]

These are obviously very true facts.

[@gabiinprogress]

George, if you're curious, there's a website called Embrace Autism that has two pretty legitimate autism assessments -- my sister is in her 30s and only recently found out she was autistic and it's been a really great resource for her! =]

[@archerymidnight3422]

Used the RAADS test on there when I was drunk, scored above the maximum lmao

[@eddieb270]

​@@archerymidnight3422 mega autistic 😂

[@gabiinprogress]

@@archerymidnight3422 😂 sometimes we are our truest selves when drunk

[@archerymidnight3422]

@@gabiinprogress Not even technically autistic because I never see doctors for anything anyway lol