Why You DON'T Break Rules Against Me

[@Lightning_aus]

This is why they fear my dominican republic...

[@oasis1282]

This is why they fear my youtube comments...

[@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese]

Viva La Republica Dominicana

[@Lightning_aus]

@@oasis1282 every dankus video at least 80% of the comments are "they said my ______ was weak", or "this is why they fear my _____"

[@noiredrunkkitty]

@@Lightning_aus bc its funny

[@Lroy1715]

@@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese let’s go

[@LunemerLunto]

Finally a video that's accurate to the hoi4 multiplayer experience: mostly waiting inside the lobby

[@baryon5018]

9:33 "For example Tibet, useless nation to have" Damn Dankus, your Social Credit is gonna skyrocket after this statement.

[@indeedniko734]

Dankus doesn’t need tanks when his infantry is better than tanks

[@JustinianRomanov]

They said my rules were weak…

[@veke_k2170]

"They said my AI was weak"

[@joecool2810]

This was a pathetic Axis. Even for Dankus. I bet he could of killed them a whole year earlier if not for rules. I’m really surprised that the Axis did nothing. No Sealion, No Africa, No Barb.

[@Nyghtrid3r]

"COULD OF"

[@alexb6454]

@@Nyghtrid3r 🤓

[@playergasman37]

I like how for the very first time I’m seeing this video, he mentioned the two latest DLC back to back 😂😂

[@SemiLobster]

Siam, Mongolia, Philippines, and a separate French Indochina DLC would make Asia more fun, especially in multiplayer but Finland REALLY needs its own tech tree. A historical Axis Iraq and partition of Persia mechanic would be interested too.

[@samuelphanoto4565]

Maybe an additional change for like fire arms? Like telescopic sight? Extra Magazine? And separate Mortar and MG ?

[@minoxiothethird]

ah, yes, siam. they just contributed SO FUCKING MUCH to ww2

[@disenchanted_]

@@minoxiothethird more than switzerland or portugal

[@Marshmobilise]

@@minoxiothethird yeah they did actually? They invaded French Indochina and allowed Japan to transit their territory. They were quite an important power in the region

[@AdamShifnal]

The partion of Persia is in the game, but tied to the Soviet tree. Surprised it's not also a decision or focus for GB.

[@harrisondansie9542]

3:23 Dankus' dad didn't even ask if he was winning

[@hawkrew-]

Holy crap that random dude predicted the next dlc 7:31 somewhere around that time

[@MrRyant66]

another 5h game that was mostly peaceful for dunkas

[@ElectedBead]

This is why you don’t mess with my Monaco

[@Poenizz]

Daddy dankus pumpin videos out like factory in Magnitogorsk T-34's

[@Phoenix.Resillience]

YES and my vacation is saved with Dankus playing Sovjet-Unie and destroying everybody :)

[@frankfletcher_1]

Me after putting the Maus icon on my garrisons and the Rook icon on my tanks: *Sneak 100*

[@lunary3943]

they said my girlfriend was weak

[@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese]

The town bicycle? It's just your turn

[@chickennugget6056]

Dankus I hope you know I love your videos man you really are the only thing I can watch and actually stayed entertained with for hours

[@thetrashmaster1352]

TBH I was disappointed that BA didn't include adding Egypt to the game and adding an updated focus tree for the middle eastern nations. IRL Egypt was a British puppet which gave the UK limited military access. Egypt didn't even declare war on the Axis and the only part of the country the British actually owned was the Suez canal.

[@RobotWithHumanHair.]

Nah Egypt was British clay and should’ve remained as such forever.

[@Rune-Thief]

@@RobotWithHumanHair. Nah

[@alexander6778]

Dankus Dad @ 3:19: 👁👁

[@Blazzee]

That AI for 7 seconds gave me a heart attack for how much s#it they did

[@bradley4581]

hosts always make up rules against dankus or make him play minors all because hes better

[@sirllamaiii9708]

I can get why they'd make him play minors. It keeps the game more balanced. It just wouldn't be fun if nobody would be able to beat him, y'know?

[@RobotWithHumanHair.]

@@sirllamaiii9708 just beat him idk. Skill issue.

[@sirllamaiii9708]

@@RobotWithHumanHair. true

[@poptartstoastingtoasters1440]

I just wish there could be a Hoi4 multiplayer group that wasn't a toxic place. Fun for the sake of everyone's fun, not power boners.

[@msnipe5810]

11:47 they said my ai was weak...

[@Franciko69]

Dankus listening to the red army choir is just amazing

[@xdeepxfreezex2621]

"South America. Not sure how huge of impact there was in WW2. You know?" Mr Schmitler allegedly escaping to South America: Am I a joke to you?

[@triggeredinpoland235]

They said my soviet union was weak…

[@sharkehreal]

They said Dankus rules was WEAK...

[@slicy6689]

the moment when that russian music comes in you know its gonna be a fastforward micro

[@Hu-nf1hv]

The thumbnail The soviet with the belt ready to punish usa The usa is like a degenerate hole up in his room And the room is dark This is why I live dancus thumbnail

[@ilyaa2010]

The rules speak from themselves. Who understands it, understands it.

[@WallJumpGaming]

>makes super popular reference that everyone and their mom knows about because of like weeks of internet drama >"who understands it, understands it" go play with your anal beads

[@Almirante1741]

*for themselves, and L Niemann moment by the way

[@Stacks5]

9:04 oh god, why did he say that. Now I know why we are still waiting for some real minor focus trees.

[@nomecognome794]

1:48 dankus keeping it halal

[@Geyskuy-ogurchik]

” it probably down on a least”- dancus a year( or 2 dlc) before South America dlc

[@victorconway444]

3:18 Apparently his dad is an analog monster

[@Xeemix]

Honestly, some regional tech trees like the african horn countries, baltics and warlords tech trees would be cool, Central America regional tech tree, Middle East regional, maybe give Iran a dedicated, Scandinavian Regional tech tree or even South American tech trees would be cool too.

[@sirllamaiii9708]

I think the tech trees should be actually when they got invented, not all at the same time tbh. I get it's more "balanced" but it's less realistic. Tho viciis tech system is the best imo

[@thepowerofsand6180]

They said my rules were weak

[@Halaways]

They said my Soviets were weak

[@lego3952]

They said my russia was weak...

[@yt_tenshi]

"I dont live in Czechslovakia, I live in Slovakia."

[@ted2125]

That was great from Lennardt 😂😂

[@ragingpsychiatrist5375]

Dankus dad appearing was jarring I thought he was like 25 and living alone

[@thanoscar2458]

Dankus tank slaps harder than dads belt

[@europeanmappin]

“they said my denmark was weak”

[@ivarivanovich]

10:00 Brazil helped invade Sicilly and mainland South Italy

[@lugerry]

Liberian focus tree

[@MrTeddy12397]

they said my rules were weak...

[@SBragg88]

So happy your mic doesnt clip every 15 seconds now :) Great content creator

[@quincyames2014]

dankus try not to play heavy tank soviet union impossible

[@ScenicFlyer4]

They said my Soviet was weak

[@hellbach8879]

I like how 90% of this video is before the war

[@anttondesperben377]

They said my Vatican was weak...

[@frozenfeet4534]

They said my RULE FOLLOWING was WEAK...

[@Vikeroni]

Norway actually had a big merchant fleet and was vital part of the allied war effort with supply deliverence and a British admiral said with out the Norwegian merchant fleet we would have lost the battle of uk

[@Trolld]

Playing the /pol/ anthem at 6:34 kek

[@piantgenis6080]

Nobody would buy a DLC with only Denmark Denmark and Sweden. So in order to sell that DLC,they will put Finland in.

[@vst-lolp-exe9545]

KZbin > Twitch

[@quincyames2014]

nah

[@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese]

Oy vey

[@skulls122]

Next dlc could be south america, a tree for colombia, venezuela and brazil.

[@Memesdotcom]

Truly one of the moments

[@tt_freddy6299]

bro that you used the infamous infrared rant.. xD everybody who doesnt know has to check that shit out :D

[@Sunday_fits]

They said my RDM was weak

[@bigViol]

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@turkabdulhamitci]

They said my Ukraine was weak...

[@caidg6945]

They said my Soviet was weak…

[@Seppe1106]

Dankus should rename to Tankus.

[@kukulin3331]

Hello Dankus what is that mod you play, every mp match?

[@terrifier2845]

zyzz

[@lukasvon]

what mode you using?

[@BubblegumBlast69]

BRUH WHAT IS THIS THUMBNAIL 😂

[@huiallen2163]

Lennard no more koolaid man?

[@jstoned88]

That thumbnail

[@hansmuller7859]

They said my Russia was weak

[@ronaldraygun2374]

Nice

[@nikolauz3162]

Yes, Allies

[@martonszebeledi6110]

What mod is being played here?

[@randompersonjustdoingsomething]

This is why you dont say my russia is weak....

[@lucasmorales6139]

What mods use Dankus?

[@gunalr9371]

did any one see a bear with 50 div8sions

[@theket8216]

SLOVAKIA MENTIONED!!!!!!

[@nathank4536]

3:18 What? bottom text.

[@illxsion657]

what mod is this?

[@balthazarsiaens5128]

what mod is that

[@filiphorvat1180]

Drunkus stream when?

[@lego3952]

Dankus i subscribed

[@JTKroll12]

Dankus. I need to know what "alta" means. Please respond

[@The_king466]

What mods does he use ?

[@averagebohemian5791]

pls bring back the Lennard icon

[@DuckHunter-dl2pw]

What’s the mod?

[@gabe75001]

8:12 Are you cheating on Lennard? :(

[@petervelicky6618]

cenim slovenskeho typka

[@landzz4788]

Presne tak, ako tf ved Ceskoslovensko neexistuje uz 30 rokov.

[@jahhasjjdjs7014]

How are you bro

[@kubabrzyk2428]

Mod?

[@user-pd6ev9gb7j]

Wait.. Dankus has a dad?

[@shadowoflasalle8831]

Thumbnail looking like whitesnake

[@tunisianmapping8950]

Hi dankus!

[@AragaHIme]

get sent to brazil

[@zaptagnbag1913]

What ever happened to Dankus’s GF

[@KUKUJIIL]

Hy from Russia

[@lukidurko]

Common slovak W

[@kingbobjr6788]

What a baby