Why you NEVER date an ome (opposite of emo)

[@hansate]

I am ome and I can confirm all of us do in fact have limitless love and imediatley transcend to a higher state of consciousness.

[@content_machine]

Thank you ome king

[@Crudon]

Prove it

[@Tripepdipep]

Noo please descend and share your love with us

[@jessevancooney6963]

Teach me the ome ways

[@NaisanSama]

Ome has extremely good compassion

[@JeremyWhalen.]

My therapist: "it's OK, celestial ascended emo kids aren't real, they can't hurt you" Celestial ascended emo kids:

[@Jaksa006]

It's true, they can't hurt you. They can HEAL YOU!

[@rohansampat1995]

ome

[@anonymous-yf6ur]

Ome

[@pedrobarbosaduarte3704]

Celestial ascended emo kids? you mean ome?

[@joseberger7737]

Celestial ascended reverse emos

[@NickCorvello]

I love how she kept digging and analyzing everything Ome said just to find some bit of toxicity or baggage that she could be attracted to 😆

[@extoyshred2957]

It's makes sense becuase she is heavily flawed and imperfect and she knows he isn't she had to find something bad about him to to feel better about herself instead of working on her baggage and flaws like a level headed non loser adult l. Buy she could becuase she's not level-headed and she's a loser

[@Dendrocittavagabunda]

aww shes evil like me ​@@extoyshred2957

[@HexagonSun990]

She's not necessarily a loser​@@extoyshred2957

[@diwatya]

​@@extoyshred2957what?

[@stanleyholmes1266]

She was looking for some reason to like him, meaning she wanted to be loving towards him. That's a loving behavior rather than merely bathing in emotions and ceasing to appreciate them to ditch them for another existence where they arent around. "I love you so much I can't bare to be around you at all!" Tch. Sure buddy.

[@theonechillbeing9317]

Emo+Ome = embodiment of perfect balance and duality.

[@onaleronammushi3632]

An Omo or Eme 🤔

[@Dude-dk5jg]

Pretty sure that's just a normal dude

[@username_69807]

A.K.A. Npcs

[@probablytyson]

the omeemo

[@H-flo-55]

@@probablytysonthe emome

[@georgelionon9050]

Its unfair, ome gives you superpowers but emo doesn't?

[@jackislegitterrified3689]

Untrue. Emo's have the ability to not be afraid to kill themselves. Hell, they make everyone around them suicidal

[@Ntmoffi]

Emo's have the ability to cut themselves multiple times and keep trucking on.

[@klintonkamogelo3471]

😂😂😭😭😭y’all are wild

[@therealslimshadyisnot]

It gives you the power to unalive yourself

[@anonperson3972]

Emos have the power to both irritate and bum out every one they interact with. Including themselves 😂

[@LonelyDuck69]

Fun fact (sort of): Emo means emotional with would mean Ome’s are emotionless like a machine which would make them perfectly calm but they do make for a terrible significant other

[@kairavpatel1392]

well no shit

[@nubeZamurai-mh9pq]

Tbf when someone is emotional, that means they let their emotions control themselves. Emos got their name because they were always sad, always emotional. They would talk about how they didn't feel like they fit, hence emotionally sad. So the opposite of emotionally sad, would be emotionally happy, since Happyness is the opposite of sad. So if the existence of an opposite would mean the creation of a new divide. Emos- and Emos+ or Semos and Hemos. S stands for sad and H for Happy. So Semos would be emotionally sad and Hemos, emotionally Happy

[@okamiexe1501]

So Jedi and Sith?

[@seanewing204]

Sarah Connor pondered on this in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpzWf2iAlsahb6csi=_cn2RjG1J9yBxxYJ Who knew she was doing the judging?

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Not in real life. I know people like this. One of them is my best friend and my rock. She's also polyamorous and has had three long term partners at a time. Which is unsurprising because she's remarkable and everybody loves her and she supports so many people. She's a truly incredible person, many of us think she is superhuman.

[@Mario88881000]

You guys are my "beacon of light" in an F ed up world. Keep it coming! 😂

[@content_machine]

Lol thank you, we won’t let you down

[@avacado4706]

Sisyphus prime reference

[@christopherv2639]

OME= Open Minded Entity

[@random_hdi2449]

Brain go brrrrr

[@mariuwu789]

Underrated

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Hmm I guess "emo" stands for Extremely Melancholic One.

[@christopherv2639]

@@curiousnerdkitteh you uncovered the truth behind EMO!

[@alenmajor]

Ome : Synonymous with 'post-nut clarity'

[@content_machine]

Lol!

[@yamadawaver9317]

The state of sagacity

[@asdfghyter]

i’ve never gotten the idea of post-nut clarity? my mental state is mostly the same afterwards except i’m a bit less horny. my mind doesn’t really feel clearer in any way just because i’m not as horny. do y’all’s brains shut off when you’re horny or what?

[@justkaeden5959]

🤣🤣🤣

[@maxkummel1074]

So an pnc or pmc Scientificily speking (post mastiubation clarity) Sorry for my Bad Englisch

[@AnarchyAce0613]

Transcended multiple times 😂

[@jasoncoopersmith]

Beat me👊 but this one got me😂

[@NaisanSama]

I should strive to become ome

[@hanorchid7514]

I can feel the transcendence coming in me 😩😩😩

[@justkaeden5959]

She transcended alright 🤣🤣🤣

[@marsella527]

Can't wait for the "ome is not dead" movement

[@aarushachar4378]

this comment sent me 😭

[@justachannel8600]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Ayaaaayaaaaa Wow, I never knew it would be so hard to write celestial music

[@camdenbeck5591]

Let's make a religion out of this

[@BlackJackNIX]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@leosunaquamoon]

Already did 3 times, something about Jesus, Buddha, and spiritual hippies.

[@jocosesonata]

"Ugh! All men are the same. Always transcending to a higher plane of existence just because they can't commit to a relationship." As a guy, I would like to apologise for my fellow men, who are now one with the universe.

[@extoyshred2957]

Don't apologize your better then them embrace it point and laugh and date an one it will go much better

[@aleekscribblerofdeydras9036]

​@@extoyshred2957tbh i think imma just join the universe this dating thing is too much nowadays.

[@ledup4349]

omg imma go ascend then

[@hotlucky5622]

Why are you apologizing? Let us transcend man! These reincarnations are getting redundant!

[@Tony-xj8lp]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@buttermybiscuit8181]

as an ome i can confirm we do glow

[@content_machine]

Incredible

[@peaceofpiety]

Indeed we do!

[@mk3ferret]

So bright hydrogen turns to helium when I shine

[@chaoscreature]

as an emo, i can confirm i am an emotional wreck with good taste in music

[@ShadowExists4444]

@@chaoscreaturew

[@catdad626]

Why is this so wholesome yet so hilarious

[@zeluciojr]

Right? lol I had to watch the full video to get some more of it

[@theoddsitwas149]

They call themselves content machine for a reason

[@Tormonir]

All the women i talk to are also transcending . And the place where they go doesnt seem to have a Internet connection

[@content_machine]

Sorry for your losses

[@desmonides]

@@content_machinetheir *

[@peaceofpiety]

Thus far, I've been to two places without wifi. For ones on that lesson, the answer is to be grateful for phones, computers, devices, service providers, hotspots, data, internet, wireless fidelity, ethernet, networks, world wide web, receivers, transcenders, and connections (Bridges). We are also grateful for electricity, chargers, adapters, outlets, plugs to source energy, etc. Part of this mission is to give gratitude for everything we didn't express appreciation for in the past. Many people would get upset and claim to hate their phone, or the internet, or their service provider, etc then that energy manifested and took away their ability to access the energy their didn't appreciate. Being overly emotional with big explosive reactions, is a sign of unhealed inner trauma wounds that are deeply implanted into ther nervous system, from screaming parents, abuse, criticizing, threating, abandoning, emotional unavailability, and things that require patience and understanding to work through. When things aren't going the way we want, it's so easy for a person to have a tantrum like a child and say they hate it. That's a curse we cause for Self until we undo the curse by appreciating what we once claimed to hate. The lesson is very deep for people who claim to hate certain genders, races, sexual orientations, cultures, or religious groups. When we have hate in our heart for other people, we go through difficult lessons of karma until we learn to heal the root cause of hateful energy and give appreciation to energies of All. We can never transcend duality when we are separating our Spirit from others; we are One, "US". We can never love unconditionally when we are expecting people to follow a set of established conditions. The very point of unconditional love (the lesson of Jesus), is to love ALL equally, without judgement, without a set of standards (conditions). Geez, "US"! Come on, we can do better! Heal the energies, because the energy's US!

[@Graphomite]

Or cellphone service :(

[@treehugger3615]

You have arrived to the cult.

[@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808]

0:15 this really sounds like AI describing itself

[@monkelifegood]

Ha😂

[@cajs100]

What AI did you meet?

[@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808]

​@@cajs100chatbots

[@MissMoontree]

This reminds me of old youtube, in a good way. Probably the most creative sketch I've seen this year

[@Fishylocker]

how's this year goin

[@FlowerBlossomYoutube]

what happends when a ome and a emo meet or go on a date?

[@syradon4051]

Ending this universe and starts a new.

[@deedee2455]

This actually interesting 😂

[@content_machine]

This is the correct answer

[@Adrisku]

They will collide and annihilate each other out leaving behind just energy.

[@Big_Red_Dork]

They self actualize into a well-rounded human being who is well attuned with their dark and light sides.

[@korosheht5446]

" Self healing " 💀💀💀💀

[@giordanodsouza9563]

Like a cutting mat 😂

[@NnyLovesMyxChem]

💀 wached this with my mom and she told me "yall literly opposits" when he said that, and then pulled up ny sleeve💀💀💀

[@IWanderedAsACloud]

Was that a masturbation joke? Or as in the opposite of "cutting"?

[@NnyLovesMyxChem]

@@IWanderedAsACloud second one

[@ohits.]

"My father walked on me self-healing" IS WILD

[@Cfb2987]

I love the way this dude delivers lines. Perfect balance of robotic rigidity and smirking silliness.

[@alienmoe5963]

The way he grabs her head tho 😂😂

[@content_machine]

She looks like she enjoyed it 😏

[@calvinci]

@@content_machine she did "transcend" multiple times after all

[@alienmoe5963]

@@content_machine Lmao 😭

[@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi]

@@content_machine😂😂😂😂

[@prototype0398]

"Self-healing"

[@kristianutomotobing9719]

Maybe the true Ome is the friend we find along the way

[@archysimpson2273]

1:37 "we suppress our love as if it's a finite resource, but it is not" Is a pretty mind blowing line not gonna lie.

[@Colinkrauss1]

It’s the little things like the quick zoom at 2:11 that set these guys apart

[@ArbitratorTemplar]

Kristen acts omecally good, especially the listening to music part, my favorite.

[@xCoolChoix]

2:00 No, some infinities are greater than other infinities

[@SilverSkitty]

As a therapist who used to be an angsty teenager, this is me

[@sebdragonholste2404]

The way she says it it’s like everyone she’s ever been with has ascended to a higher plane of existence

[@stevenbaase]

My heart became a little sad when i found out she was hurt and unable to understand what the true meaning behind his words were, i hope she stops being neglected and finds her peace enough to reconnect to ome.

[@comentaristametaforico9287]

My brother in Ome, feel not. All you feel is happiness, joy, and love.

[@stevenbaase]

@@comentaristametaforico9287 thank you, brother you always know just what I need to hear ❤️❤️❤️ ❣️🥰

[@sanbyar5059]

This needs to become something real, it would make world a better place

[@vincentseng]

it have been multiple time (as a Chinese i can only give some East Asian example), such as Mozi (this video eerily similar to Mozi universal love belief)

[@sanbyar5059]

@@vincentseng Well I hope so, I've tried both hatred and love and love sounds more real

[@carlosgomezsoza]

It is happening, we are all changing as we speak. To be succesfull we the technologies been given to humanity greater evolution and love are required. Ome

[@DavidShgo]

Soooo... She basically created a problem out of nowhere, got mad and ended their date. Cool.

[@scutoid-backrooms]

if she was looking for an exclusive relationship with this guy it was going to become an issue sooner or later better for her to catch that on a first date, and know it won't work out

[@boku5192]

Peple mistake love with sexual atraction, to love is to wish good of the other. It could work easily she was just being silly

[@scutoid-backrooms]

@@boku5192 she was being silly (this is a comedy sketch)

[@boku5192]

@@scutoid-backrooms i know

[@jorgitoislamico4224]

Average woman behaviour

[@JacobL228]

This would make for a really great D&D character. Unfortunately, the group I play with would probably break him in a matter of hours. I love those guys.

[@danieljames1868]

Could do something with an oath of redemption paladin.

[@demonic_myst4503]

Thats just an aasimar

[@haden636]

"He Walked in on me self healing" 😂 thats a good one

[@twilso12]

1:21 ain’t gonna convince a soul to stay away with a line like that

[@MrSomsoc]

Especially 'her', 'she is also a beautiful creature deserving of my infinite love' I don't know how I would give her all that love.. but she probably would end up white too 😁

[@miljenkozmaj2240]

Bahaahahahahahahaha. One of the best comments ive heard. Good one mate

[@sebobebo10]

“I am ome” “There is a little bit of ome inside of all of us”

[@StillGamingTM]

Amazing! Gratitude and Kindness 🙏

[@lulusobel8643]

This is your best sketch so far

[@jib8661]

0:53 "You also have daddy issues?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peaceofpiety]

Consider what we all "owe me", meaning what we all owe to our Self... love and understanding, the brightness of knowledge; the light. We transcend duality when we are no longer seperating sides. When the 2 hemispheres of the brain are in sync, the thoughts (inner masuline energy) and feelings (inner feminine energy), we become unified energy; a "One Love". We are consciousness itself experiencing unconditional love for all. Unconditional love isn't about romance, it's about healing from all we learned incorrectly, healing from the bias, judgement, toxic family influences, incorrect history teachings, toxic foods, drinks, and substances that became neurotoxins that numbed our ability to connect our feelings to our thoughts. We were once overly EMOtional due to the imbalace between sides. However when we balance ⚖ the inner energies and ascend (grow up) into next level ways of thinking, when we gain emotional intelligence, we can and are able to see a higher purpose to all of this. It's not that we no longer have emotions, we cry at wholesomeness, we have joy in witnessing good deeds of others, but the big explosive overly emotional reactions are no longer there. We do get upset, however, from the wisdom of experience we've learned those big reactions don't help anyone and are more like a dramabomb that drops negative energies for others to clean up later. No one wants to be left with someone else's unhealed trauma energy after they dump it out all over their space. It's like someone coming to your house with boxes or bags of things they no longer want, then leaving it all for you to sort through. They walk away without baggage, with a clear conscience, no worries, and feeling much better about their Self. Meanwhile, you're left sitting in a metaphorical dump unable to process your own thoughts and feelings because you're too focused on what to do with their unwanted things. You're stuck with THEIR inner work, THEIR karmic lessons to decipher/decode/solve. Your inner energies get out of alignment because you are no longer doing your own inner work to maintain your own sense of peace and well-being. The collectors go on through life collecting more stuff until the baggage is unbearably heavy, then they dump it onto others. They don't learn their lessons and they don't grow up when someone else continues to handle their karma for them. Meanwhile the people pleaser, becomes mentally and emotionally unstable from sitting with someone else's unwanted energy. Eventually they feel and think they are unwanted because that is the energy in which they are surrounded. The collector then shifts blame onto the pleaser since the pleaser is now the one who looks unstable and surrounded with too much stuff/baggage. It's an ugly cycle, but when we are visited by someone full of 🕉 energy, they shine their light on those aspects we weren't able to see before. The job of a lightworker. 😇 As an Elder Emo (El-Mo) who is full of 🕉 energy, this video tickled me in the best way. ❤😅❤😅❤😅❤ Thank you Creators.

[@rune5926]

Question do Omes shop at Cold topic or the anti- Spencer’s?

[@jeez8939]

Cold Field and Shay’s

[@ChestersonJack]

@@jeez8939 Spencer Shay, good one

[@giordanodsouza9563]

Cold Tangent

[@no.-gp1wb]

​@@giordanodsouza9563 That's actually a dope business name.

[@TheNightshadePrince]

This is like if a light worker got high on coke and watched Kerli’s army of love music video and then based their whole identity around that experience.

[@Nerd2Ninja]

I think I was an ome growing up. I may even still be an ome at heart. You know what? Lets just go and make ome a thing intentionally. White lipstick and everything.

[@fizzy-frenzy]

Ome coulda skated right by the exclusivity thing if he had just said the love to that other girl would be platonic.

[@azazelgrigori9244]

Y’know, the people who I hear say all that, they always turn out to be causing problems more so than helping anyone. Even though they like to think otherwise.

[@peculiarlittleman5303]

I don't like people who try to transform the world. They always screw-it-up worse. I like people who try to suck less.

[@justachannel8600]

Dude: I am a beacon of light, love and kittens. Me: I actually prefer puppies. Dude: Omg you are so judgemental. ... Just like Hitler.

[@azazelgrigori9244]

@@justachannel8600 Yeah, pretty much

[@chaoscreature]

So… if omes are actually bad… that implies that… EMO’S ARE GOOD! HA, CONFIDENCE BOOST!

[@ichigo9688]

Content machine gives a lot of next level content.

[@DSBootleg3002]

Petition to make this a real thing? XD I would ROCK some ome style ngl. I'll listen to some Devin Townsend and wear all white, transcend to a higher being and Boom, perfection

[@BigBenKen]

What is that Ome music?? Sounds awesome 1:12

[@Blueskiiiiii]

Have you literally ever heard a choir

[@user-dj9ii1fs2w]

​@@Blueskiiiiii😭

[@niksira69420]

Sounds a lot like awake my soul

[@Greycloud897]

This the best character Content machine has ever made, it makes me feel joy and happiness whenever I see him

[@integralinsanity1641]

Now seriously i want that ome musicccc

[@IdgaradLyracant]

The answer is Enya. Just about any track. But the answer is Enya.

[@kevlarvest7375]

Love how accurate that last line was 😂

[@Crimzon-]

This video just proves to me that your father will always leave you no matter how good you are

[@Fridgeson_]

he's got the transcendental rizz

[@laviniaasofiei9054]

Your rizz hits different now... it makes me reach higher states of consciousness 😅

[@zuhararaamiz5572]

Lol this is hilarious. Thanks for making my day better! ❤

[@Batman-715]

1:50 bro loves bananas a bit to much

[@clariceramos10]

Part 2 plz ❤ Pick a letter of what content machine should do 👇🏼 A) make an "ome" & "emo" compete for best trophy husband for a wealthy woman/sugar.... 🏆 B) "ome" & Edward Cullen from Twilight competes on who shines the brightest C) How an ome is made D)Ome version of Danny Phantom goes through Ome transcendental puberty instead of ghost puberty E) Any or all of the above

[@christophercortese9794]

A or C

[@lupuscorvus841]

As a former emo kid, my only reaction is "thanks I hate it"

[@chaoscreature]

As a current emo kid, my reaction is “hey he kinda looks like the guy from the I Don’t Love You music video… still extremely obnoxious though.”

[@glorbojibbins2485]

"I just transcended multiple times." Lol

[@happycompsognathus4411]

♪♪ but hold my breath Because today will be the day That you will fall for me over again Don't you change your mind ♪♪

[@chaoscreature]

when you were a little kid your mother took you into the country to see a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

[@AnikóAmáliaVeres]

1:11 "Can you play me a little something?" 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Skaxarrat]

All women are the same. They say that they "love you" but they get angry when you trascend in a public park.

[@2010RSHACKS]

shes so unbelievably attractive

[@traderofgoods6500]

0:43 I kinda want to see an animatic where two dogs are talking to eachother with this part of the conversation. I think it'd be funny.

[@steppindown6874]

Please make more of these Ome videos. I love this concept very much

[@ArmourJordan]

This was actually gold!

[@roadhog820]

"I just transcended a few times" 💀

[@leonlopez5704]

1:30 sums up Mahayana theology.

[@alyaaearth4755]

He loves every body ..not just the men... but the women ..and the children too..

[@anomaly_echelon7994]

💀💀💀

[@DezdreadZ]

Now we need a final stage emo vs an ome in an anime style fight

[@schrodyingerssheep3580]

I'm...im not an ome or anything *bites lip* *avoids eye contact* *blushes* 😂😂

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

As a goth who admittedly makes the occasional dark jest on the matter of emos, I chortled at this.

[@solracstormhunter3023]

*OME* transcends into a higher conciousness of light, through limitless love and compassion, *EMO* descends into a lovecraftian plain of darkness, nothingness and amazing kinkyness, through infinite pain, self harm, depression and the constant feeling of emptyness. You know, you're messed up, if you chose spiritual enlightenment, over chains & whips on a cementery. 👉

[@Floran_Plantman]

OME is what it feel after watching those superman memes all day

[@nobodyofimprotance7615]

This KZbin video was made in 2012.

[@glazerdudes]

I just transcended multiple times 😂😂😂

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

I'm immediately in love with him.

[@omepranav6632]

My friend sent me this link. Maybe this is the reason i have always been single. Thank you for the explanation even the god couldnt give :)

[@nyx0103]

Always kiss your ome goodbye. Wait or is it homie?

[@ThatGuy-ih6tq]

He’s glowing

[@Waisnuar]

I just here to leave a mark if ome ever become trend in the future😂

[@leonmitas]

Love only me is quite egoistical. You can love all, in their own ways

[@extoyshred2957]

Yeah ist dark triad as hell I'm happy he left instead of trying to convince her to date him would would have definitely dragged him down to her lever or lower like on a grave or prison

[@daandieduksman6624]

What is the song called when she hears the music?

[@typicalhitman4115]

Idk what I was expecting when she asked him to play her ome music but that was hilarious.

[@kiyoshi6739]

Love from Afghanistan 🇦🇫 ❤️ 💕 💖

[@dinodino5073]

That music is divine

[@thefinesthobbo4524]

Most of us don't transcend. We take off to Jupiter to face the ultimate challenge. Becoming more stupider

[@savagesurpreme7856]

Bro I never thought about this ur a genius fr fr

[@nntnathan4514]

Wouldn't an ome just be a hippie off drugs?

[@jakefocht5715]

I relate to this guy on a number of levels. Ome is your inner child.

[@Naiddou]

OME music at the 432 hz

[@chickengangruletheworld64]

I love these guy I’m a dach (opposite of chad)

[@lemonluna2469]

”SELF HEALING” IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo]

i ship emo and ome

[@YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999]

Lol the white lipstick is a nice touch 😂

[@elemental2mc]

Fun fact: in latvian ome means grandma She will totally vith love to cook for you...

[@The_Void0001]

That dude be playing the teeth in a toothpaste ad.

[@closetevangelism]

This video could be titled girl becomes atheist