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[@illuminagal]

I’m the person who drew that glowbug art, glad you find it *interesting*

[@pizzadog7575]

why

[@ilovehumongoushonkers]

get thicc bugged lol

[@InternetFanatic]

Go to a therapist?

[@braydonattoe2078]

Rule 34?

[@crazybird199]

I can't really be mad

[@zday9516]

"that is a disgusting amount of logic" - Durf, 11/11/2022

[@BLKBRDSR71]

3:08 Woo Hoo! I made it in a Durf video. The story behind this photo. I was taking a shortcut through the woods and got lost. My main vehicle flipped over and I was attacked by a group of bots. Then a red farmbot came and joined in. I dealt with the red bot pretty easy but exhausted my ammo. The haybots done me in. I respawned back at my base, jumped in my 2nd vehicle, and ended up getting my butt kicked by a different group of farmbots. At this point I was desperate, I built a 3rd vehicle and the result was the same. I was out of resources at this point. So I grew some spud ammo, just ran the whole way (no vehicle) and shot everything in sight (full Rambo mode). I recovered all my vehicles. Happy ending.

[@CraftingCat_IX]

Must’ve taken a long time. I’m still hoping for a map in survival mode.

[@braydonattoe2078]

Almost as bad as when I downloaded a 00Fant mod for inflatable balloons and lost my vehicle in the sky... so I made a second to get to the first and lost that one too. After another hour of building and a 3rd heartbreak I had 3 lovely "balloons" floating above my base and i just left them there for decoration 😂

[@senseiplay8290]

All the corporations from the last meme had some sort of AI revolution

[@rotta8371]

I dont think Black Mesa had one.

[@vibaj16]

@@rotta8371 then they all had some sort of huge disaster

[@rotta8371]

@@vibaj16 yea

[@Vinraymi]

Did You Know? The Scrap Mechanic corporation is actually called "Wonk Enterprises"! The more you know... if you didn't already know lol

[@ScottaHemi440]

tractor tires are designed to push loose material away from under the point of contact of the vehicle.

[@alexplosion_ITA]

9:33 100% of half life fans: _and i took that personally_

[@vibaj16]

ikr

[@josefa.9105]

But what is it called?

[@alexplosion_ITA]

@@josefa.9105 *clears throat * Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 08:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees, with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit Hub in Area 9 and board a high security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa Personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa Transit System. Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility. The semifinals for high-security personnel will be announced in a separate Secure Access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of Materials Handling and Low-Clearance Security. Please contact Black Mesa Personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a background in the areas of theoretical physics, biotechnology or other high tech disciplines, please contact our Civilian Recruitment Division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal opportunity employer. A reminder to all Black Mesa Personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalysis or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your Radiation Safety Officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it. Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Please stand back from the automated door and wait for the security officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you and have a very safe and productive day.

[@roneitback]

The thumbnail really resonates with the title ☠️

[@JMO-]

durf cant go 2 weeks without making a monthly r/ScrapMechanic vid lol

[@stevenandres9824]

all those corporations are robotics companies. you are fired if you used to work for them

[@dootistan]

9:46 they're all evil

[@alexplosion_ITA]

Is black mesa evil tho? I mean they did cause the apocalypse, but come on _it was just an accident_

[@vibaj16]

@@alexplosion_ITA yeah, it's gman's fault

[@alexplosion_ITA]

@@vibaj16 not really gman's fault as the scientists that listened to what he was sayng. I mean a dude just comes out of nowhere, gives you the purest sample that you'll ever see, tells you to run your system at 120% and you say "sure, why not"

[@vibaj16]

@@alexplosion_ITA whether or not it was a good idea, the intention to cause the problem was purely gman's

[@crazybird199]

9:32 Buy n' Large from the movie WALL-E

[@LegoLordPro]

No Suspension November

[@mohammadnazriabdsamad8286]

9:34 Black Mesa Research Facility (Half-Life)

[@leaflovah]

9:38 Here is Deep Rock Galactic should be

[@themonorailguy]

4:24 there was a post with unactivated windows watermatk, showing a glitch, this one in the vid is a kind of pt2 of that glitch post.

[@sedatev7341]

I think the final post is just a lot of video game corporations that failed miserably.

[@cezken5]

8:37 smash.

[@volksturmgher5936]

NO GOD NO PLEASE

[@michaeloneill9650]

Great content keep up the good work

[@Ekipsogel]

BnL is a supermarket thing in some Disney Pixar movies like Wall-E

[@enderdude2954]

I built this slime, I'm very happy to be on the episode 🙂

[@anteshell]

3:28 This has nothing to do with the plants growing. And as far as I can see, not with terrain assets either. This can occur in anywhere in the terrain but mostly on inclines. I think SM does something very wrong on how it calculates the incline to limit where the soil can be placed and where not. There's a lot of this kind of edge cases where nothing should be preventing placing it but the game disagrees.

[@vibaj16]

it didn't say "too steep", which is what it says when that's the case

[@anteshell]

@@vibaj16 I don't know any better plausible explanation for this. Either way, something is badly broken in the game.

[@jonathanmacdonald9609]

If there is a block built out of sight underground it can block these. Every time I've not been able to place one of these and it didn't say too steep that's been the issue. If you place blocks above it and drag delete down you can usually get rid of it pretty easily.

[@vibaj16]

@@jonathanmacdonald9609 true

[@glowytheglowbug]

NO THAT THUMBNAIL AND THE POST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

[@andyman_11gaming39]

Durf, have u watched Wall-e? BnL is the fictional company from it, and also the owner of Axiom the huge space ship in the movie, all of those brands were fictional

[@The_Quarker]

The farmbot corporation is called Wonk Enterprises.

[@localpumpkin5970]

9:42 last one is black mesa from half life

[@aritgirlfoamflinging4816]

Last two are Buy N Large (from Wall-E) and Black Mesa (Portal and Half Life)

[@JohnL_S17]

bnl is that big cooperation in disneys walle

[@lillappy7520]

The BnL logo is from a reference to WALL-E

[@wolfless-po5lf]

The one with the fake companies the one on the bottom right corner is black mesa from half life and is aperture laboratories main competition.

[@NooNahha]

9:33 that from wall-e

[@lancesrr4124]

4:08 That's the point you can't see it's nice to do for pictures though if it's a building with lights or a mobile base it's good for cinnamatic pictures or horror maps.

[@alexplosion_ITA]

9:35 I think Ficsyt would fit perfectly in that collab

[@nothingtoseethere9141]

YO THE JUDGEMENT HALL IS ME WOOOOOO

[@gianniskikas9428]

You can do the xray warehouse glitch by just squashing yourself on the sealing with the lift in case you didn't knew (there is a chance of you getting stuck though so be carefull(

[@Scarletdex8299]

An author of that corporation post here This is just a point-out how many sci-fi games/movies have a plot-forming corporation, the protagonist works with: Skynet/Cyberdine created terminator, Ripley and "Nostromo" crew worked for Weyland-Yuthani, OCP turned Murphy into robocop, Trioptimum hired an unnamed hacker, Wonk Enterprises made farmbots, trained mechanics and sent them on the planet, Alterra is the same thing but in a different game, Aperture labs keeps a grip on Chell even after 99,5% of employees is dead, Buy-n-Large developed WALL-E and all the robots aboard "Axiom", Black Mesa is Aperture's rival. And a quote from the headline is from the "Straggler voice logs" kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHmWlaN_mq6Yr9k

[@wikipiiimp9420]

And (all or at least most of) those companies are morally questionnable AND got some kind of disaster : For Skynet it's obvious : the AI want to destroy humanity For Weyland Yuthani : it's the xenomorph OCP : their robots fail and robocop rebel Trioptrinum & Alterra idk i don't know those corporations Wonk Enterprises seemingly destroy planets and they accidentally created the murderous farmbots and then abandonned the standed mechanic and other people on the farm planet of the game Aperture treat the staff badly and created GLaDOS BNL destroyed the earth by encouraging hyperconsumerism, and then programmed the autopilot of the Axiom that then has gone rogue and took controle of the ship, ignoring the captain orders. Black Mesa created the dimentional portal that made the combine invasion possible Also funnly enough, a lot of them have AI gone rogue (Aperture, BNL, Skynet and technically OCP too as they have dysfuncionnal military robots that end up killing their staff. Not the case for Weyland Yuthani Corp and Black Mesa as for them, their problem is not AI, it's aliens.

[@kazpy74]

nice, my tetris made it to the vid

[@miikkapoikela1237]

bnl is for a wall-e movies of bnl logo on scrap mechanic reddit ?

[@drewlucas6266]

BNL comes from Wall-E.

[@Dr.kasuno_SCPfoundation]

Hey durf, if you see this you are a wise man.- dankestofsteves

[@Durf]

lol I see it, but idk if that makes me wise :P

[@adambarnes2738]

Each company is a evil company oh yeah the two at the bottom right you didn’t understand was buy N large (WALL·E) and the black mesa (half life)

[@vibaj16]

black mesa isn't really evil, it's gman's fault that they caused the resonance cascade

[@adambarnes2738]

@@vibaj16 when i said evil I meant not good sure Aperture and black mesa are not bad but was taken over weather that be from aliens or a AI with a ctrl c v of the Right hand to Aperture

[@vibaj16]

@@adambarnes2738 Black Mesa wasn't bad. Aperture was in fact bad, Cave Johnson didn't care about any sort of safety

[@joeboi8216]

Sauce?

[@tahko_1236]

7 more likes and we get a new vid

[@TheZiiFamily]

That oc is cute ngl what’s wrong with it?

[@Durf]

nothing it's great :D

[@TheZiiFamily]

@@Durf oh cool yay :D

[@JohnJCB]

😀 🤨📸

[@LuigiFan23]

Smash

[@volksturmgher5936]

NO GOD PLEASE NO DON’t let this happen