How Fast Can You DIE in Minecraft?

[@hyperigon6115]

18:48 “No one really cares,” 2b2t players: Am I a joke to you?

[@Wifies]

Haha true

[@magnusmights2265]

Yes yes you are

[@abdhd6066]

@@Wifies The fast way is iron golam and revegar.😏😏

[@abdhd6066]

@@SuperCatMan- i dont undestent can you tell me again .lol

[@santiagoorgeira9142]

@@SuperCatMan- heve you even watched the video

[@jordanfredeluces6299]

Nobody: People with keep inventory on when they want to get home

[@mineceeplp9182]

This deserves more likes..

[@GhaniKeSawah]

I can explain I suck

[@cardboard.]

@@GhaniKeSawah true true

[@dat1pengu1n]

i put keep inventory on because i play terraria ._.

[@thelegendarypoglin]

lmao

[@arealgamer342]

Wifies: "We need the fastest, most accessible method of death" Also Wilfies: "Give a zombie a netherite axe with sharpness V and fire aspect ii with strength"

[@RGC_animation]

Seems accessible to me.

[@sonic_exe4633]

ez

[@aishahthecat6732]

Accessible indeed

[@pewuss567]

Wifies*

[@nataneryyyyy]

an axe with fire aspect, so accessible

[@darklazer44]

People: "a baby zombie killed him" *The spider that actually killed him:* "am I a joke to you?"

[@PlayItOnIpad]

The spider was a chad. The baby zombie just Stole the credit lel.

[@mariuszeqq6306]

The spider just stole the kill. Zombie did most of the job

[@CeriseAurium]

Luna

[@nooblador4806]

the spider was my fortnite teamate

[@andreacorrea5921]

@@nooblador4806 so ur saying.. fartnite has teammates that steal ur kills? NOW THATS A ROBLOX FIGHTING GAMES TEAMERS MOMENT BRO!

[@thiswere2g]

wifies: how fast can you die in minecraft? speedrunners: *observe*

[@aquaneutral]

*dream enters the chat*

[@user-ld6is4ni3d]

69th like

[@abdhd6066]

@@aquaneutral how do you know

[@spikydogofficial8089]

@@abdhd6066 /whooooooooooosh

[@The_Chip_Ecliptic]

@@spikydogofficial8089 big boi whoosh

[@georger533]

"this makes things deadly.. and FUN" '_'...Yeah makes sense

[@dogf421]

dying instantly is extremely fun

[@alexklimek179]

Minecraft dosnt have multiplayer i don't Understand u can only play on the same consol 😡😡

[@Jay-bw9qt]

@@alexklimek179 what?

[@kathrynmiller6357]

@@alexklimek179 ummmmm what? If you’re talking about on an Xbox or something maybe but on computers and switch you play it online or local

[@alpha00z26]

what about bedrock wither

[@JAY-vw8xt]

Alternative title: guy on internet talks about killing yourself in block game while occasionally getting hacked on in the background.

[@crazyrabbit5722]

what do you mean

[@JAY-vw8xt]

@@crazyrabbit5722 There was a bhopper that killed him in the backround.

[@crazyrabbit5722]

@@JAY-vw8xt timecode pls

[@rs_mind8352]

The reason for the variance in your results, specifically with cactus/berries and fire, is that the player started with slightly different saturation values, meaning they were able to heal different amounts of health

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

Thanks that makes sense :)

[@i-dislike-handles]

"until it was tragically ended by a baby zombie" *"Ph1LzA was slain by Spider"*

[@quinnipi2400]

“Aaaahhh but PHIL?! What about the spider” *baby zombie tho* BUT PHIL?!!!!!

[@daforked7906]

Spider: Our kill

[@LethalNxmba]

Oh wuw

[@Ehatntmtntahe]

The baby zombie had golden armor for some reason.

[@demonindenim]

@@Ehatntmtntahe it spawned with armour because there's an in-game difficulty level that increases as the days go by

[@interestinglycurious]

Man's really made this feel like a Vsause vid and not just because the music

[@keironwaite]

:o

[@keironwaite]

It’s also his voice kinda tho

[@keironwaite]

The way he talks

[@personnamedwd7735]

Yeah

[@shamil6687]

Yea, the way he talks and introduces new ways to die...

[@TanguyBlanchard]

Kinda wish that pvp footage wasn't blurred. I get what you're trying to do but it's frustrating for some reason

[@Mousedahbidoof]

Same

[@TanguyBlanchard]

@Warner Esquivel yeah, exactly. It wasn't... focused 🐵🐵

[@TanguyBlanchard]

@Warner Esquivel yeah man I understand that. However I just don't like looking at blurry stuff, it hurts my brain. I've never seen blurry footage in other commentary videos and it doesn't make me lose my focus on what they're saying to look at clear footage

[@jmzlolo]

I agree, it makes sense to blur when putting a key word on screen or an image but doing it constantly is just annoying

[@FizyWater]

Same b/c I get migraines looking at blurry things 🤕

[@kvb711]

The spider that actually killed philza “I just want my credit”

[@Adamsterdam00]

Everyone then blamed the baby zombie, which wasnt on the death message

[@DinoRunner]

true but the Spider kill steeled Philza from the Baby Zombie so I think the Baby Zombie deserved the credit

[@thehorizon8986]

@@DinoRunner both do

[@Glosm]

@@DinoRunner what about the creeper

[@theodorehoff6484]

Actually, ibxtoycat has the record. He died in lava before the game even finished loading

[@GMFan]

That’s bedrock version

[@sodiboo]

@@GMFan yeah, although this video is clearly about java edition i still feel that fact should’ve been included, even *if* it is on a different edition of the game

[@randomminephoneplayer841]

Sure it was on Bedrock, it still is the same game. Kind of.

[@randomminephoneplayer841]

Unless you are talking about redstone and a lot of game mechanics. Then they are completely different games.

[@GMFan]

The spawn and world generation coding are completely different since they are on 2 different coding languages so they shouldn’t be in the same category just how bedrock and java speed running are in different categories

[@seabear722]

I love how it’s playing vsause music in the background

[@ARCHIVED9610]

I WAS PLAYING EARTHBOUND RIGHT AS I CLICKED THE VIDEO AND I GOT A 4/128 ITEM! (croissant from mole playing rough!) YESSS

[@andro.txt0]

@@ARCHIVED9610 dang, gg you are lucky, but you could get somehow luckier if i was there

[@-GU1-]

Or is it

[@notLL5]

@Disciplexeon The Operator wdym we cant spell sos

[@Mandy-wg4hs]

I just wacthed vsause 2 secs ago

[@tristansmith1315]

*Simple, say "frick" in a Christian Minecraft server.*

[@dishmcg1319]

Or better yet say crap

[@darklord7979]

Say hell in the server and you don’t even get to see how long it takes

[@ReturnOfQwari]

@@darklord7979 HEY NO CURSING IN MY CHRISTIAN MC SERVER

[@getbonked1917]

You monster!

[@ChronDelta]

Say "badword" and you'll beat it in 0"00'00

[@tinodaperson7174]

"Crystals cant even kill with armor." It actually instakills someone with Netherite Armor

[@Living_Murphys_Law]

Yep, I've been watching Mumbo too.

[@alisalamun9750]

jep

[@pilotbug6100]

2b2t veterans are triggered by that

[@godudespeed9680]

I was triggered sooo hard with that you can put multiple crystals in one block so its instant and can be done in any dimension bro did you even try that

[@AramauMeows]

It only instakills if you jump

[@susslery]

Wifies: Uses VSuace music Half of the whole world: *Wait, that's illegal.*

[@oceanqueen666]

ngl at the end i thought he was gonna say *"And as always, Thanks for Watching"* and not stay alive

[@stpidstuff]

Well the video was inspired by Vsauce, and you can tell by how he talks

[@SamSam-im1hi]

I thought that too

[@hayden7520]

Unacceptable

[@padmanabanraghavendran3570]

@@gavindao6754 it depends on context Both are correct Dont sound so smartass

[@captainmorganiv1034]

The slowest way to die is starting with full hunger and saturation then Starving

[@sonofniptwit]

In easy mode

[@RJ-zl9vj]

@@sonofniptwit you cant starve in easy mode

[@sonofniptwit]

@@RJ-zl9vj Thats the joke - it takes infinite time

[@juanpablohernandezgomez1274]

@@sonofniptwit r/wooosh

[@sonofniptwit]

@@juanpablohernandezgomez1274 :)

[@rendomstranger8698]

"End crystals can't even kill with armour on." And that is where you couldn't be more wrong. Stand in the middle of them and they will do more damage than anything else in the game. The only reason you can survive being hit by one is because they are an explosion, meaning that they are weaker depending on how far you are. The same thing applies to beds so that is not a sufficient counterargument.

[@enbnuuy]

No it means they weren't on hard mode, because the damage scales with difficulty

[@spacegators1775]

Bro and crystals are literally used for PVP in some servers

[@rendomstranger8698]

@@enbnuuy Tell that to Dream. Their manhunts happen on easy difficulty. A single end crystal still killed all 3 hunters with full iron armour. I don't believe that difficulty scales the damage that end crystals do, only mobs.

[@franjo5174]

@@enbnuuy it dosent just the mob damgae i think

[@rainbowspork]

crystals do most damage if you are within 3 or 4 blocks of them and on the same Y level as them or above. If you are even 1 block below them with god armor they will only deal 2 hearts per explosion, they do quite a lot of damage if you can use them correctly(half of your entire health even with 3/4 protection 4 armor and blast protection 4 leggings). They are commonly used in pvp in many anarchy servers and some survival servers due to how much damage they deal. Respawn anchors in the overworld do a hefty amount of damage as well, a little more than end crystals if im correct but i don't know if its worth trading piglins for enough crying obsidian to create them. And end crystals can only be placed on obsidian and bedrock.

[@Kikithegreen]

18:04 Beds explode in the end and nether because there's no concept of time in either place. There's no cycle of day or night, and because when you sleep in a bed it skips it from night to day, the bed has no clue what to do; Its not night, so you cant sleep, but its not day either, so it cant tell you that you cant sleep. Thus, the bed explodes and vanishes out of existence.

[@josiegonzalez9565]

aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH HOW IS THAT SO PHILISOPHICAL

[@RGC_animation]

It's called Player was killed by [Intentional Game Design]

[@ilyaszaim6494]

What if you just wanna take a nap?

[@AllTerrainTurkey9974]

it's actually just because mojang didn't want you to set your spawn in the end. they changed their mind about the nether so now you have respawn anchors

[@nathakornyuenyong7454]

Uhh g- guys this could be a theory made of just game intentional design

[@SparkeyGames]

"drowning is the slowest way to drown in minecraft" powder snow: Am I a joke to you?

[@mospusthespider1246]

Hunger:

[@alt5205]

@@mospusthespider1246 hunger doesn't kill you though

[@Apokalexys]

@@alt5205 in hard mode it does

[@alt5205]

@@Apokalexys oh ok

[@ameripinothepurplelink1888]

*the snowier snow can kill*

[@Rashaexe]

_"THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!"_ - Phil Swift, Flex Tape - Wifies

[@Rashaexe]

@Benjamin Hess LMAO

[@redhandedninjastar]

69 LIKES

[@Rashaexe]

​@@redhandedninjastar LMAOOOO

[@Davis...]

YES

[@Rashaexe]

@DarkMatter 662 YES

[@kevener3349]

“It’s instant” My lag in multiplayer: observe

[@uphymix5094]

@c6amp Me

[@jaimehuerta7869]

@c6amp 200? observe my severe 972 ping B)

[@emilymills2727]

Jokes on you I lag really badly(I can barely move) when I am in singleplayer

[@katava521]

Observe my normal *10 FPS.*

[@bhaswatidey7351]

@@katava521 I have 3 fps normally

[@HunterIWolf]

End crystals:exist Wifies: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that

[@adanfuntime]

wdym he said that in the end they are like a worse version of beds that cant even kill with Armour on

[@SumWeirdo]

@@adanfuntime that isnt true they 1 shot with anything on unless you hack

[@adanfuntime]

@@SumWeirdo do u play minecraft??? bc if u beaten the game then u would know that if u punch a crystal and if u have armor on u would still be alive get better at mc kid

[@stupidmonkey1015]

@@adanfuntime I tested it out on java edition. Full diamond armour and if you stand right inside of the crystal it will one shot you. I took it a step further and put protection IV on the armour. Again one shot killed. Maybe you should get better at the game kid.

[@adanfuntime]

@@stupidmonkey1015 im talking about netherite armor

[@nejakejtypek2738]

what is the fastest way to die in minecraft? 2b2t players: END CRYSTAL

[@Ghostx777x]

lmao just tell someone to pban you

[@Devowerer]

On the oldest anarchy server in minecraft,

[@wallywallendo]

No it’s 32ks

[@JustMe-mp2qv]

/kill: watches in fast kill

[@alex2005z]

32k beat it

[@Actual-Knight]

"hey watch this" **clicks on bed and dies instantly**

[@imgianplayz972]

Lol

[@pandalla114]

Are u in the nether ?

[@imgianplayz972]

@@pandalla114 and the end

[@westwindedraven.]

It's that easy, just cheat and use /kill Because cheating is totally not bad

[@Wifies]

totally

[@epsilon1563]

Yeah totally

[@RituSingh-cf4so]

Yeah yeah totally

[@Aryan-ck9lv]

Yeah yeah yeah totally

[@rinatix]

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah totally

[@rodrigoferreiramaciel4815]

to this day I remember the fastest and with absolutely no counterplay way I died in minecraft I was making a simple mob trap where I'd kill mobs with a hit after they fell for some distance, but, while making it, something really funny happens... I had finished the floor where the mobs should spawn (around 22 block above the base) but while I went down, the mobs started spawning and my friend was close to the hole where they should fall. There was no protection against the mobs yet, just the stairs. We heard creaper sounds, there's obviously nothing around us because we were high up in the sky, when ALL OF A SUDDEN he was dead. Turns out the creaper above us would come to kill us and start the explosion cast BEFORE he fell off the trap so RIGHT when he appears to us is the moment when he explodes and there's absolutely no reaction time possible for that, he didn't even have time to touch the ground before exploding... Yes, it was really fun when happened to him, but then it happened to me too lol, I probably missed the block count or whatever but it was a pain on the buck to get it done

[@chaosmspa8023]

Me 1 year ago: "when am I ever going to use algebra?" Me now: MINECRAFT

[@key.rn718]

@Snow Globe Algebra still sucks tho

[@enzoongweekiat1711]

69th like yay

[@fancybrehd7120]

Ok 2 hours ago someone made this 69 likes who ruined it

[@key.rn718]

@@fancybrehd7120 I most certainly did not. Ever since I pressed the like button, I have refrained from touching it ever again

[@bingbong6176]

im staying in school because technoblade said so

[@ac3744]

"Sadly, I don't have any friends. :*(" Wifies I'll be your friend!

[@Wifies]

[@aquaneutral]

@@Wifies uwu

[@grant1753]

Then we could play among us

[@wooper8218]

could i be your friend, i also am lonely

[@epsilon1563]

Ok white carrot

[@joeloliver2279]

I once spawned in a lava pool..... had a hardcore world for about 3 seconds

[@internethuman9627]

thats definitely the dumbest death out there.

[@Azmie11]

seed?

[@joeloliver2279]

@@Azmie11 idk since I was in hardcore the world was deleted

[@aegis3505]

rip

[@joeloliver2279]

@Literally Bread it happened. Idk if was a glitch or something but it did happen

[@imibuks-replit]

"i could not recreate dying with an elytra by expirencing kinetic energy" scar: AM I A JOKE?

[@jonmartel1005]

Lol

[@bottlegang3187]

"End crystals can't even kill with armor on" *End crystals can literally kill multiple players all wearing full diamond on hard*

[@Hi-qs7cw]

Dream stans

[@blancogohan]

@@Hi-qs7cw what

[@kong3681]

2b2t 101

[@InCompet4nt]

@@Hi-qs7cw this has nothing to do with dream

[@PandaFan2443]

@@Hi-qs7cw 2b2t: Am I a joke to you?

[@brogandragota9396]

wifies: entity cram minecarts me: no. Entity cram TNT minecarts.

[@williamlux]

Enough of them sends you past a bedrock cube through and locks you past the player limit (at least on bedrock)

[@GrookeyYT]

True

[@rysea9855]

@@williamlux If I remember correctly, in java, if your y level is high enough, you can't join the world anymore. Might have already been patched though, idk

[@bronze1557]

I love these "Vsauce but minecraft" kinda videos

[@walterwhite3372]

Same

[@fouziaarief5125]

But Vsauce has more confusing videos which make me question my smartness

[@ayyyayay]

@@fouziaarief5125 yeah becuase its not just about mc and its a lot longer at the end of every video i forget everything he says but its still better than school

[@haoyusi1615]

Wifies: What is the FASTEST way to die in Minecraft The video: almost 20 minutes long

[@laugherdose655]

yea lol

[@vg_baby_yoda8613]

"I have no friends" instantly plays an ad for Facebook

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

they're onto us

[@Sunny_chips]

The Facebook wanted to give him some friends

[@awild4ND1]

Facebook: *my time has come*

[@someweirdasshol3135]

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Bruh nice name lol.

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@someweirdasshol3135 planning to change it to 2147483647 years ago

[@kazminto9618]

“Drowning is the same time with no armor and with armor.” Respiration III turtle shell: am I a joke to you?

[@yes6612]

the one dude that breeds turtles: what’s a turtle helmet

[@strawberrana]

@@yes6612 ?

[@happybrat8457]

@@yes6612 ? They would know for sure, you'd be able to craft it when a baby turtles grows up

[@yes6612]

j o k e

[@happybrat8457]

@@yes6612 it could've been a clever joke instead of something that would be borderline dumb

[@leoahluwalia6616]

3:13 "Lava is very hot" damn samuel whereda find this

[@anyr2697]

MAN'S NOT HOT

[@nobkat1]

3:12

[@nobkat1]

3:11

[@lagartino5093]

"*Beds in the nether are like a manual /kill*" Actually, no, you can survive bed explosions, you just need blast prot IV.

[@blakewilkins5385]

He doesn’t click fast enough he could shave off a few milliseconds.

[@adnspiegel]

he explained how he cant spam rockets lol

[@Sharky2701]

@@adnspiegel yea ur rite

[@xonified.]

@@adnspiegel but he did it when he did it with armor 🙌🏽 (armour idk)

[@poggersquirrel583]

Click harder

[@Biggermeatyhooks]

@@xonified. Umm I think armour is a British version of armor, so UK English or US English.

[@codecode7655]

"I don't have any friends" - Wifies during the Apocalypse

[@realbignoob1886]

Lmfao

[@Random1785YT]

wait wifies what happened to speedish

[@wifiespetlobster3896]

Wifies, I'll be your friend

[@codecode7655]

Imagine how someone feels when wifies hearts them and then unhearts them

[@realbignoob1886]

@@codecode7655 oof

[@alexjacobs354]

"Lava is... very hot" - Wifies 2020

[@nasppoke3223]

Hot lava 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

[@nasppoke3223]

Spicy Lava✔✔✔✔

[@ajsport31]

*Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

[@FunniMemezOnly]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this..

[@ethansimmons82]

"Lava is... very hot" -Vsauce 2020

[@The_Trident_Master]

8:51 He totally missed an opportunity here for the "Now THAT'S a lot of damage" meme

[@1000-THR]

HHAHAHAHA OPPORTUNITY ROCER MARS JOKE HAAHAHAHAH

[@otterax2617]

“Dumb ways to die.... so many dumb ways to die...”

[@aurorapaisley7453]

e

[@noob-xb9ii]

The nostalgia

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

Set fire to your hair

[@lazykirby57]

@@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar poke a stick at a grizzly bear

[@bznshee]

“Crystals can’t even kill with armor on” Crystals literally instant kill full netheite armor and can be used in any realm

[@IndigoGollum]

Crystals ignore all armor. The best way to avoid death from one is blast protection and placing a block between yourself and the crystal.

[@bznshee]

@@IndigoGollum This comment is just incorrect. Crystals do not ignore armor, but still one shot you with full armor. Crystals work in a weird way. They do more damage the closer they are to your feet. And yes I know very much about this topic as I do a lot of crystal pvp. And you contradict yourself in your own comment by saying they ignore all armor but then saying blast protection reduces it (which is true it does)

[@baraapudding]

@@bznshee yeah, crystals are by far the best way to kill someone instantaneously. It's a shame he made this whole video discussing almost every way to die, and then disregard end crystals completely while being completely wrong about them as well.

[@gamerdomain6618]

Crystals are actually an even stronger explosion than Alt-Dimension Beds. Wiki confirms it.

[@safakhuffash440]

AHEM AHEM.....

[@dinobirdsboi9551]

Me and my friend played a game called “Die Hard” where I’d load up a minecraft world and we were assigned an early game item from a random number generator. Then we had to obtain the item and die with it. Once I got spruce planks, and I got the spruce planks and murdered myself on berry bushes. My friend won most of the time though.

[@Potterwolves]

That sounds so fun I'm gonna try that

[@dinobirdsboi9551]

@@Potterwolves lol we had to use aternos servers and generate a new world each round so it took kind of a long time

[@prodkilobyte]

@@dinobirdsboi9551 I see your pain, aternos servers take like 10 minutes to start up when you're creating a world.

[@alex2005z]

@@dinobirdsboi9551 bro just go far away and repeat. Faster than loading another world

[@Bob-mp7bw]

"Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on," Insert PvP legacy crystal pvp gameplay and 2b2t gameplay here

[@howihave400subs2]

8:52 "that's alot of damage"

[@alt5205]

Noo you can't just tap the time link over and over. Haha time link go brrrrrrr

[@JebblesGD]

PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE

[@user-mi2pg9pl5z]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

How about a little more?

[@SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT]

@@user-dh8oi2mk4f 18:06

[@OtterPxp]

“How fast can you die in Minecraft?” My dumb and terrible at gaming ass: _observe_

[@_s_5713]

Me: **observes**

[@rayanel-hajj7466]

Me: dont just change the "speedruners" part from another comment and call it a day

[@randomperson-mm4pz]

observer me as well 😔smh

[@llux5423]

ew copycat

[@icedchqi]

@@rayanel-hajj7466 link to comment copied from?

[@marfromthestars]

Aleternitave Title: Dumb Ways To Die: Minecraft Eddition

[@critizon3074]

Another alternative title : Dumb Ways To Die (Minecraft Education Edition)

[@mrsquid_]

some things that bother me: - you can just drop the anvil from higher up to instakill - you can place anvils on top of each other and drop them at the same time to get a quicker death (best seen in rekrap2's video) - also the dispenser could be faster with something like an observer clock, and you cab set up multiple too. - The create mod autocrafter _could_ be used to make fireworks with up to 30 or so firework balls since it expands the crafting grid. - you could bypass the eyeframe by timing attacks like dispensers to not attack all at the same time (repeaters, or distance) - didn't even mention commands

[@godudespeed9680]

very true

[@kylarjenista5049]

mods don't count.

[@technorazor976]

The blur effect is pretty disturbing when there's nothing else to focus on; I have to look away from the video or rub my eyes. Please use the blur effect in the background with something else to watch, or don't use it. Great video overall!

[@thomasg690]

Yes I was very annoyed by this

[@scottycat3304]

I stopped watching halfway through because of that

[@thomasg690]

Scottycat 330 same

[@noobsunited7778]

Same

[@greatnessgreatness5256]

Its fine

[@yashrawat9409]

Trying to Speedrun Death% Any *Joins 2B2T and gets wrecked instantaneously*

[@Pixiuchu]

You mean after 12 hours.

[@safakhuffash440]

@@Pixiuchu *Its time to hunt for new players*

[@tartancheese6678]

KZbin: Demoni... Wifies: Game End

[@Wifies]

:p

[@norrinmtz]

@@Wifies lol

[@ryanprentice5897]

@TheSuper CatMan lol

[@gdmalin7128]

@@Wifies what is the texture pack

[@captainzyte4476]

@@SuperCatMan- lol

[@ej-webber08]

14:37 the ghast deals 1000 hp - but only to other ghasts

[@joldsaway3489]

Dream preparing for Manhunt: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@doobydoes4956]

So unfunny

[@The_One_FreemanV1]

Dooby Doo that joke is so old already

[@AveryAYMMcWhorter]

he actually used it too in his most recent

[@Minimum3Dashers]

explanation: manhunt but if i die the hunters lose

[@adamirvitor1161]

7:07 Tragic, isn't it?

[@kqmodo]

"Hey, Vsauce! I mean, Wifies."

[@Wifies]

VVsauce*

[@fuwu9904]

Wsuace?

[@thegreekgodzeus8455]

@@fuwu9904 WeSauce! Also what kind of sauce are you

[@amarzPlays]

thats sus

[@Andrecnuy]

@@thegreekgodzeus8455 *Comunism noises*

[@locxle]

Fastest way to die is actually when you're not thinking about it

[@Andy6h1l]

I mean.. yeah

[@the-anhpham3364]

Took me 3 minutes to understand what you meant. Put a comma in your sentences

[@rieyza21]

@@the-anhpham3364 can u tell me where the comma should be? Edit: typo

[@Andy6h1l]

@@the-anhpham3364 I dont give a damn if I typed it wrong because I typed it like that on purpose

[@safakhuffash440]

Wifies: Beds kill instantly End crystal: *Are you challenging me?*

[@kanzaki7357]

When I saw the title I immediately though of "/kill"

[@the-rickster]

I thought of that time I lost a creative world I spent many hours building on because I made a repeating command block that said “/Kill @e” and turning it on ;-;

[@MakerManX]

@@the-rickster you could have turned off command blocks in the settings of your world

[@the-rickster]

@@MakerManX Yeah but I was stupid and 9 so I didn’t know that lol

[@narayasuiryoku1397]

time travel : gets invented girls: I'm your grandaughter boys": philza get away from this cave

[@theseangle]

but he wouldn't be so famous if he didn't die then. It was a perfect timing to give him the most possible fame

[@theletter5664]

@@theseangle if you think about it he would be more famous the longer he survives

[@theseangle]

@@theletter5664 but now he has money and motivation and gives more time to play his worlds. If he still was alive in that old world idk how much he would even play if he ran out of motivation without any fame

[@theletter5664]

@@theseangle fair fair

[@KokoLive]

How fast can you die in Minecraft? Me with over 100 deaths in an hour: *I’d like to speak*

[@galatnaamhai5160]

Just 100? I die 400 times a minute 😆.I use beds.

[@shadowcloudgames2062]

Fun fact: if you tried swimming in lava, you'd probably float on top due to density difference. It's molten rock. It's kind of like watching a water droplet skid accords a hot pan.

[@Official_Javee]

Title: How fast can you DIE in minecraft? Me: Spawning in a new world on lava!

[@Fenrir90918]

I’ve died before I even spawned in, TWICE in the same game, from drowning when there was no water near spawn

[@flt.jerry.3203]

that would be slower than falling 😂😂

[@pumpkin095]

it could be world record xD

[@kaushik4491]

I think the youtuber IBXtoycat spawned in a ravine in water and while it was loading the water carried him into lava and killed him while it was loading.

[@aaronburr2943]

I can die In 0.1 seconds, my “Friend” set a command block on repeat to kill me because I killed him once

[@lonewolf5162]

But that's with commands. This video is about how to die in vanilla minecraft

[@aaronburr2943]

@@lonewolf5162 ...

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

...

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

Your friends salty if he did that over 1 kill

[@alvarkarjalainen7378]

@@lonewolf5162 well, commands are vanilla. They just aren’t available in survival

[@penguin9257]

Wifies: How fast can you DIE in minecraft? Me: Just play RLCraft instead.

[@galatnaamhai5160]

So true

[@TheWagonroast]

0.00000001 seconds with protection 4 diamond armor by breathing

[@nathanfletcher7023]

yep. first time i played that, i literally spawned in front of a dragon. then in deep water only to reach surface into a sea serpant. nice intro to the game i had

[@casanuvawithaidslovesgroudon]

How fast can u die in Minecraft? Me,when I got trolled by Mojang bcs they spawned lava close to me: *YES*

[@spamtongspamton9900]

Water bucket: *exists* Philza: ima pretend i didn’t see that

[@bruvibe]

I mean he was in pressure with all the mobs coming from behind and front and probably was more focused in killing them thinking it would have been faster

[@jerichooblivion5406]

This was a great video, and it was very interesting to see how technical the process of actively trying to die in this game can be. I do have a small bit of criticism though, the times where the footage was blurred for a long period of time caused quite a lot of eye strain... It might be a good idea to avoid that in the future-

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

"Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on," Oh no... the flashbacks are beginning... *insert Dream massacring all three of the hunters with a single bow shot to an end crystal here*

[@Lordoftheskeletons]

Hey can you send that video my way please and thank you

[@vicenteredruello]

@@Lordoftheskeletons kzbin.info/www/bejne/npjHhH2amqx5lZI 37:40

[@reddarmi8593]

I think he was testing this on a lower difficulty, since end crystals are much more powerful on higher difficulties

[@osomaloso7140]

2b2t be like:

[@nwblader6231]

Fun fact: if you were to fall in lava in real life you wouldn’t sink in it. You would skid over the top because of the Leidenfrost effect, where the water in your body would form a layer of steam between you and the lava making you hover just above the surface of the lava.

[@Sp00kq]

If you fall into a volcano you'd slap on the surface and die from every organ crushing

[@somestalecontent]

@@Sp00kq oof

[@parnthesis]

This guy's a *NERD*

[@ranaoblivious2122]

I thought it was because lava is molten rock which means more dense and our body is organic which is less dense than molten rock there for make us float on lava. While not technically float as in air, you can't sink inside lava. Also, you would die before reaching to the lava by suffocation, water vaporizer inside you which will burst your vain or the intense heat which will cook you

[@parnthesis]

@@ranaoblivious2122 This guy is also a *NERD*

[@Acceptibles]

I'm not sure what I'm missing, but it takes much longer than 0.36 seconds to fall 24 blocks and die, I timed it myself and it actually takes about 1.16 seconds from the moment you start falling until death. How did you get 0.36 seconds???

[@deno_4660]

wifies: the zombie is a more portable method than the bed... yeah because everyone has 16 shap 5 fire aspect 2 netherite axes in their worlds

[@UnintendedSheep]

Getting books is really easy if you force a zombie to attack a villager and then curing the villager. You can get really good books for extremely cheap prices, like a silk touch book for 5 emeralds.

[@deno_4660]

@@UnintendedSheep Yeah but the axes

[@UnintendedSheep]

@@deno_4660 check out raywork's netherite farm. You can get yourself full netherite armor and tools in like 20 minutes of playing.

[@cyanadofai]

the bigger problem is moving the zombie the zombie can't move in daylight unless it has a helmet/pumpkin (spawned in halloween)/fire resistance, if it has a helmet, you need to think about its durability, fire resistance, the duration it shouldn't be distracted by snow golems, iron golems, shouldn't be accidentally killed or be distracted and moving it through dimensions using portals or moving long distances with its slow speed makes it terrible for transportation

[@entity3675]

for those who say that the bed method is not fair, there is another very fast way (faster than strength op zombie). there is a trap or we could call, Creation in minecraft called "Moving Mines". basically you put a block ahead of a rail that its direction is up to down, then you put 2-3 minecars on the rail plus a tnt on minecart. the moment you break the block that is preventing minecarts to move, the minecarts start moving and the moment it collides with an entity or block (or basically anything that will stop it from moving) it explodes, 1.6x times bigger than withers explosion! that's why it's called "Moving Minecarts". now, to explain how they work: tnt on minecarts deal more damage based on how far they fall (or how much time it takes for them to hit the ground | maximum is 1.6x times more than withers explosion). the first minecart is actually colliding with the ground (the others are not colliding with the ground = they're falling) and others are just stuck in that minecart, pushing it (that's why they move all together). im note sure about the why they explode at their maximum capacity but i think it's probably some sort of loop happening in the code. the reason about why they explode on colliding with an entity or block is simply because they weren't colliding with the ground when they were stuck in the minecart and now they do! in other words, they were falling and now they hit the ground.

[@worthyisback5652]

uh whats the tl:dr

[@entity3675]

@@worthyisback5652 whats the i.d.c

[@marysartr]

The reason the flint and steel one with armor was faster is because you had full hunger without armor and your health was regenerating but with armor you didn't have full hunger so you didn't regenerate and died faster

[@noobthenoob55]

Yaro... DIO!

[@Ch3rry_3xplosion]

Yare Yare

[@purplehaze2358]

Wait. You're telling me a fucking berry bush can kill you faster than a _cactus?_ As an Arizonan, I find that _supremely_ questionable.

[@MegaTuroc]

"Can't even kill with armor on" Poor anarachy server players with Crystal PVP tactics

[@Rayan-West]

FitMc Fan? I don't say it's a bad thing, but still, curiocity beats me.

[@regenpalkar4385]

@@Rayan-West the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[@Rayan-West]

@@regenpalkar4385 ( ⌐■ _ ■ )

[@suchagenius4740]

2b2t players: well what about the END CRYSTALS

[@wesjanswart852]

He literally said it

[@alfredojularbal5277]

Copied

[@yourlocalpersonnextdoor4459]

"Today we are speedrunning" "Life"

[@alexdavidson7498]

The strongest mob in the game is the giant; that’s why they have no AI and only spawn under paradoxical conditions.

[@someoneunspecial1742]

This video: "sadly I don't have any friends" A previous video: "so my friend here"

[@godlyham2683]

Hugging cactus for minute is equal to swimming in lava for 13 seconds. Makes sence

[@shxljo6609]

sence

[@ProZXVI]

8:52 “That’s a lot of DaMaGe”

[@purplehaze2358]

At the time of commenting, the warden is officially the strongest entity in the entire game.

[@diesesphil2847]

Wifies: Whats the fastest way to die in Minecraft? Me: */kill*

[@extremelysilly527]

That's what I was thinking

[@limonlx7182]

You forget about the time you spend typing it in chat.

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

nope, it depends on how fast a person can type, which averages about 1-3secs.

[@Demian1]

@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 ctr+v

[@camtoonzz2271]

Use command blocks, then make it a repeating command, with no redstone required. You will die infinitely, in literally no seconds, there, fastest way to die.

[@taltalim6174]

huh. who would've thought that's the strongest force in minecraft, kill everything in his way and create a big exposition with fire made out of some wool and planks or is it?

[@frogfishie4655]

Huh, my notifications say you uploaded the exact same minute as mumbo. *Wifies you're a mind-reader*

[@astral6539]

Let’s do the math for the endear pearl one here; you can trigger a trapdoor every tick and it takes 4 to kill you therefore 4 ticks. 1 tick is a twentieth of a second and so the fastest it can kill you with optimal redstone is 4 twentieths of a second or 0.2 seconds. You would also have to count in imperfect function times within the games code varying the speed at which it can kill you between 0.2 seconds to 0.38 seconds dis including potential lag as it would be unlikely to get it with this scenario (unless you are playing on a toaster). This puts it (at optimal timing) to the second spot on the leaderboard in relation to it not even being on there in the original design.

[@mikepep3358]

*vsauce music* "However, killing oneslf" like Michael himself.

[@finntheviking5579]

"A stack of milliseconds" lmao 7:12

[@zmmbie]

"well sadly I don't have any frien-" *ad starts playing at perfect time*

[@anonkig]

2:15 *cactus jumpscare*

[@Kapin05]

As the death message implies, beds explode for a reason - time doesn't exist in the End or the Nether, so checking whether or not you're able to sleep doesn't make any sense. The comical solution to this was to make beds explode. This is also why clocks go crazy in the Nether and End and why players in the Overworld can still skip the night when others are awake in other dimensions.

[@genericname3685]

This video: **Exists** Speedrunners: Write that down, write that down

[@_Backpack_]

Bro the quality is just going up and up now. The only constructive criticism is that around the 16:45 mark (whenever we go to the end), the music cuts out instantly. This is a little jarring, and if that was what you meant to do, then all for it. However, I think a fade would have gone nicely there as well, just to smooth that out. Otherwise, you are doing amazingly with your videos, and I really liked this one. Also it was *20* minutes, so that's kinda hype. Keep it up, I can't wait for the next video!

[@ain_r0]

Wifies speech: "How fast can you die in minecraft". Wifies text: "How fast can you die minecraft".

[@sebastianandcharliethepug9858]

With the dispenser thing a easier solution is just to add a repeater to one of the firework dispensers so you dont get hit at the same time.

[@Joseph3.1415]

I'm even hearing Michael's inflections in this video

[@Wifies]

i love his videos lol

[@sttipleinad4345]

18:30 you COULD respawn anchor yourself in the overworld

[@Oaraterzui]

I remember I saw this KZbin video that said “POV: your the baby zombie that killed philza” I was like who the heck is philza XD