Wii Sports Resort - Canoeing - All Stamps

Stamp List:
Beginner License
- Reach 200 yd. in Beginner level.
Intermediate License
- Reach 300 yd. in Intermediate level.
Expert License
- Reach 400 yd. in Expert level.
Ducks in a Row
- In free mode, lead all the ducklings to their mother.
Cut the Red Tape
- After getting the licenses, reach the red tape on all difficulty levels.
[ 2:18 ] Beginner Red Tape
[ 5:19 ] Intermediate Red Tape
[ 8:52 ] Expert Red Tape
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All these stamps are easy EXCEPT the red tape one. That one is absolutely brutal on Intermediate and Expert.
Fun fact: 4 hours into a session of intense paddling, my Wii remote actually broke and I had to order another one to resume my attempts. Something must have come loose on the inside, because it was vibrating and registering random motions like crazy and re-calibrating didn't help.
Pretty sure I almost broke the replacement remote too, because it started vibrating like crazy too. Be warned folks, the remote doesn't like the motion that this game makes you do. And you might say, "Don't swing it so wildly, you moron," but that's the only way to go fast enough to make it to the red tape.
Anyway, I should provide some tips because there's hardly any info on this challenge online:
Exaggerated motions help. You almost have to imitate what your Mii is doing. Raise it up high, top of the remote pointing to your head, then arc it down until it's horizontal, with the bottom of the remote pointing behind you. Push it behind you a bit too. Then repeat, making sure to return it up high pointing to your head.
Once you have the motion down, it's just a matter of practicing until you get clean enough lines to make it to the end. For expert mode, the bit where the two boulders fall is crucial. If you don't get past that quickly, don't bother continuing - just restart there.
Sometimes your Mii sweats, but I have no idea what that's supposed to indicate. I first I thought that it meant that you were hitting max speed, but looking at these red tape runs, I never sweat during them, so maybe sweating is a bad thing? I Dunno.
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[@schwozluv8364]

This game is absolute misery. It is a living hell trying to get all of the stamps here.

[@kouheimassey]

Ducks in a row is an absolute vibe. I could do that so long, just chilling

[@fatsardine]

I remember I used to live staying with the ducks, they are so cute😂

[@kingbopit9318]

Helpful advice on getting the stamp Ducks in A Row: try to find all 10 ducklings in one shot and try not to bump into the wood or they’ll get scared and swim away

[@Benson444]

This stamp is absolute hell, it took about 20 hours just to get intermediate red tape, but "studying" your route helped a lot. You're a god gamer

[@ap89]

Nice. Pretty sure the red tape was balanced for multiple players working together. Doing it solo could be the hardest challenge in the game.

[@ansul9478]

That is super hard, your hands must hurt after the paddling 😔

[@DrMrProfessorPatrick]

This sport gives me nightmares

[@matteocaiti4878]

i love these ducklings

[@tendog]

Yer a freaking legend

[@zooms7889]

the warning about the wii remote came too late for me sadly

[@kingbopit9318]

I have my Beginner and Intermediate License but I’m still working on getting my Expert License and cutting that red tape and I’ve gotten all the ducklings back to mama duck

[@juansolee9556]

My wii remote broke because this sport and it didn't had wii motion plus inside

[@kookaman6095]

Row, row, row your boat...

[@pierrechan9418]

how you dowing dat?

[@kingbopit9318]

Pierre Chan Hi Pierre

[@mercurysnake274]

How do you move so fast for the red tape? I’ve been trying to get it on beginner and I can only get a bit over 200 yards. Should I be doing the paddling motion faster?

[@ap89]

Bigger motions help, but it's still insanely hard and requires near-perfect lines. I don't think it's meant to be done solo. If you just want the stamp, use any extra remotes you have for the co-op play.

[@mercurysnake274]

AP89 Thanks man 👍

[@vitorlucas6196]

E eu achava que era impossível cortar a fita vermelha no Intermediate e no Expert jogando sozinho. Mas é quase.

[@presleycarrick8282]

How do you cut the rope the time limits are to difficult also how do you paddle so fast

[@ap89]

If you have extra motion plus remotes, connect all of them and control multiple players to speed up your boat and make it easier.

[@masonchristian9249]

🛶

[@Alaskaxp2]

Hey ap, I didn’t know how to contact you, so I’m sorry if it’s bad here. We’ve made a discord group with skilled Wii sports series players, and we were wondering if you wanted to join! I can post a link or you can friend me at Alaskaxp2#0001 to get access!

[@ap89]

Thanks for the invite, but I'll pass. I'm not much of a social guy, sorry!

[@Alaskaxp2]

AP89 that’s okay, I understand you

[@thisemptyworm4677]

Can novice and intermediate players join too?

[@ap89]

​@@thisemptyworm4677 Pros ONLY. Now scram!

[@thisemptyworm4677]

AP89 oh come on now. There’s got to be another server for the remaining players. I just want In to chat and to discuss some sports tricks and tips. P.s. I’m actually technically a pro in golf...

[@Tman_456]

I keep on finishing at i go down In level what the hell game

[@julien2168]

I'm at level 2500 for canoeing

[@gupoll]

How???